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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's got a camera these days. Therefore someone's got a phone.

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Speaker 2: Therefore everyone's got a camera. Therefore everyone is a spy.

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Speaker 2: Therefore everything can be uploaded at any given moment, and

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Speaker 2: you can see how other people live their lives, the good,

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Speaker 2: the bad, and the ugly, and they just the downright weird.

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Speaker 2: There's some footage of a guy. He's in Starbucks, so

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Speaker 2: he's ordered, he's got his drink there, he's ordered a banana.

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Speaker 2: And we've spoken about bananas before. You eat a banana

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Speaker 2: in a weird way. You peel the whole thing off,

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Speaker 2: you get naked, get it naked the minute you buy it,

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Speaker 2: and then you get banana stink on your fingers. But

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you don't use nature's banana holder,

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Speaker 2: which is the banana skin.

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Speaker 1: We look comical walking around eating a banana with a

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Speaker 1: peel or hanging down there.

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Speaker 2: But do you eat a banana as you walk around

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Speaker 2: the streets.

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Speaker 1: Well then, in the privacy of my own space.

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Speaker 2: Well then why don't you keep the skin on?

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Speaker 1: Anyway what this guy did in the privacy of my

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Speaker 1: own space.

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Speaker 2: But you get banana mank on your fingers. This guy

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Speaker 2: was doing. Is he cut the top of the banana

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Speaker 2: off and he used a spoon to scoop the banana

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Speaker 2: spout A tea spoon.

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Speaker 1: A tea spoon. How does it go to the bottom.

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Speaker 1: He need a parfey spoon.

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Speaker 2: Well maybe he had a par e spoon. Weirdness, Well

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Speaker 2: maybe he opens the skin up a bit further as

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Speaker 2: he goes.

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Speaker 1: That's weird.

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Speaker 2: That is weird, isn't it? That is weird? And then

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Speaker 2: I saw Kevin Bacon on TikTok. I like Kevin Bake

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Speaker 2: And he often does songs with his wife and they've

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Speaker 2: got a goat in their backyard and they all sing along. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: he filmed himself cooking his breakfast. He said, my wife's

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Speaker 2: still asleep. She hates it when I cook this. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to do it while she's still asleep. He starts,

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Speaker 2: but he boils an egg.

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Speaker 1: Yep. So he just gets like a hard boiled egg,

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Speaker 1: hard board egg.

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Speaker 2: So he's going He cooks it for seven minutes, bails

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Speaker 2: the egg in one saucepan. That's going on in another saucepan.

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Speaker 2: He makes oatmeal. He says he doesn't measure, just puts

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Speaker 2: in as much as he feels like, and he's cooking oatmeal,

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Speaker 2: and then this happens before our work gets weird.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, and those soft egg is in the bowl.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna take out some of my delicious fits blood.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good day.

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Speaker 2: What he did was he cracked op in the egg.

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Speaker 2: And maybe it wasn't hard boiled, maybe it was soft boiled,

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Speaker 2: doesn't matter, because it's horrific. Sure, he adds that to

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Speaker 2: the oatmeal, then put some butter in and some hot sauce.

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Speaker 2: So his breakfast is oatmeal, egg mashed through will swirled

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Speaker 2: through butter, and hot sauce. Do you not think that's weird?

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Speaker 1: Well, when you think about it, it's what you put

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Speaker 1: into a biscuit. Isn't it really like an antag biscuit?

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Speaker 1: You got the egg, you got the the.

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Speaker 2: Oat meal, I have it in those You know you're

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Speaker 2: not gonna eat flour. All these things make delicious things

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Speaker 2: when they're cooked. He's gonna eat it all raw like that.

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Speaker 1: No, possibly not.

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Speaker 2: I find that very odd an ironic. There was no bacon.

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Speaker 1: I thought Kevin definitely would have had some bacon.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't you think there'd be some bacon lots of people

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Speaker 2: were commenting on all this about weird stuff. They see

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Speaker 2: what about this one?

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Speaker 1: They said?

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Speaker 2: A friend of mine puts cereal in a bowl, has

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Speaker 2: a mug of milk on the side, has a mouthful

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Speaker 2: of dry cereal and a sip of milk.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 2: Why do people need to deconstruct these things? What's wrong

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Speaker 2: with people?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I like to eat just in private.

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Speaker 2: You're not a public eater.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a food caught guy. Everyone just looking at

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Speaker 1: you like your pigs at the swing.

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Speaker 2: You don't also like looking at people eat. I freak

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Speaker 2: you out because I just had some cereal in here.

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Speaker 2: You don't like watching people eat you. Watching me eat

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Speaker 2: soup makes you want to heave.

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Speaker 1: Not soup. It's when you make that big slop bowl

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Speaker 1: of whatever you eat with all the blueberries and the

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Speaker 1: super foods.

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Speaker 2: That's what I just had is oats, and it's like

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Speaker 2: the dementia Ward.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, maybe breakfast radio is not for you, Brendan.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't mean because we're on breakfast radio, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: mean we have to eat breakfast me eating food?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you weep? Actually, you week before I come.

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Speaker 1: In, exactly in the privacy of my own space.

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Speaker 2: You don't want me to. So I'm in a work

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Speaker 2: environment here from five o'clock, Ti'll say eleven, and I'm

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Speaker 2: not allowed to eat in front of you.

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Speaker 1: Mean man, man, let me eat supermodel? Oh please?

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Speaker 2: You watch me on the toilet next