Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're all dog owners. How do you think your dogs
Speaker 2: will get on some sort of pet display show?
Speaker 3: M My dog doesn't like other dogs anymore. All she
Speaker 3: cares about is fetching. As soon as another dog comes
Speaker 3: to talk to her at the park, she'll bear her teeth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our shepherds that all they care about is that
Speaker 2: ball we now I have to give our shepherd dog
Speaker 2: nishe just the ball. The moment the house and she's
Speaker 2: getting in the car that where she's got the balls
Speaker 2: from that we're playing fetch. She's happy, but she has
Speaker 2: to have it, even on my way there. She just
Speaker 2: it's all about. They don't want to chat to that.
Speaker 2: I don't think you know, we think that, Oh they
Speaker 2: must know it's another one of their type. They don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 2: No, they absolutely don't care. They don't no social animals
Speaker 2: are they party? How do you think your big old
Speaker 2: beast will get on?
Speaker 4: Well, our first Maremma, Charlie. We went to that pet
Speaker 4: show once ages ago and because they had I heard
Speaker 4: we were doing ads. They do like a best in show,
Speaker 4: but for members of the public.
Speaker 2: So anyone must be Karnis no discipline.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no no. You don't have to be on
Speaker 4: the show's circuit.
Speaker 3: But you parade them the same as that you were
Speaker 3: a dog show.
Speaker 4: Any old much, any old much. So I said to Christina,
Speaker 4: what I think I want to into Charlie's like all right,
Speaker 4: So we took him along, got him groomed like three hours.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: The guy came with the van and.
Speaker 3: His ladder at the top of the dog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nails everything. He looked magnificent. Got him a new lead.
Speaker 4: We're very exciting. Anyway, he got in, so he was
Speaker 4: in the large dog section and he.
Speaker 2: Was against ponies and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, they do like one lap and then he stops, and.
Speaker 2: So who was going in as his handy? Chris?
Speaker 4: Chris did it? Yes?
Speaker 2: Did you have a conversation about that? Why was it
Speaker 2: sort of? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes. And we had to get like Chris had
Speaker 4: to have an outfit. Everything had to be like a
Speaker 4: bow tie and like, well, anyway, so he did like
Speaker 4: one lap and the judge there was about eight judges.
Speaker 2: It's Chris jogging along sign you see where they were.
Speaker 4: Just walking, just walking, not too profresh. And the next
Speaker 4: thing Charlie Squatt's, and I thought, oh, please, no, don't
Speaker 4: and he did the biggest number two, the biggest number two. Anyway,
Speaker 4: there were signs clearly on the ring owners must clean
Speaker 4: up naturally after they were animals. Anyway, Chris didn't know
Speaker 4: what to do, and I'm like, I'm trying to get
Speaker 4: not to yell at him, but signal to him. You
Speaker 4: need to pick that up. Anyway, and all the confusion,
Speaker 4: Charlie stepped back and stepped in the poo. So now
Speaker 4: the pooh.
Speaker 2: Is so much actually still talk about it. They didn't
Speaker 2: cancel all future plans of this because of the newman's
Speaker 2: coming down.
Speaker 4: Anyway, guess who judged it. So they had a celebrity
Speaker 4: judge on the day and it was Grubby Rubby was.
Speaker 2: The chilant laugh. This is the fate that befalls me.
Speaker 2: I guarantee for the next five years, I'll be doing
Speaker 2: a livery Come say hi, I'm Christian. I've got in
Speaker 2: the Melbourne bed Show this weekend, just judging best in show.
Speaker 2: No training needed here, your animal crap anywhere.
Speaker 4: Well, anyway, he was disqualified, not Grubby.
Speaker 2: Charlie was Grubby hadn't squatted down Charlie was disqualified, probably
Speaker 2: because Chris didn't clean up after him.
Speaker 4: But then Grubby had his beautiful old samoid there I
Speaker 4: forget its name anyway, had his samoid there, and it
Speaker 4: took exception to Charlie didn't. These two did not did
Speaker 4: not like one another anyway. There was a bit of
Speaker 4: a dog fight in the middle of the ring at
Speaker 4: the end of the event.
Speaker 3: Wait, Grubby's the judge and he's a competitor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know what happened.
Speaker 2: I wonder who won this, Grubby.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you who won it, Grubby samoid one.
Speaker 2: I'm demanding a royal commission.
Speaker 4: I know, yes, the samoid one.
Speaker 2: We can't pay you much, but we.
Speaker 1: Can The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Fatsy, what's your six
Speaker 1: word week?
Speaker 4: Yes, I went to bed with a stranger yesterday. I
Speaker 4: was just in the shopping center and they had a
Speaker 4: pop up mattress or bedding sort of shop.
Speaker 2: No, you don't get you don't. That is not where
Speaker 2: you make a big decision from a pop up place.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 4: I bought a bed yesterday.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 2: You are the marks. That's what they call people like you,
Speaker 2: an easy mark. Who gets it. It's a big decision.
Speaker 3: Every time I see those people, especially the mattress, I think,
Speaker 3: who is getting sucked into that?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: You know what it was afterwords, I was really tired
Speaker 4: and I thought, you know what.
Speaker 2: The bed right now, just give it to me for
Speaker 2: two hours.
Speaker 4: It's like and you're like, I want to wear him
Speaker 4: out of the store, but we are in the market
Speaker 4: for a new bed on.
Speaker 2: Can I just ask this Patsy, was Chris with you
Speaker 2: because that's your joint.
Speaker 4: No it wasn't he was at work, of course.
Speaker 2: No, you need to get on that mattress.
Speaker 4: So it's just this just this guy here selling it, right.
Speaker 2: So I said, look, I have a pop up store.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I said, if I'm going to have to
Speaker 4: lie down, he said please, And he said, you know,
Speaker 4: these beds are what the astronauts they embedded for the
Speaker 4: astronauts in.
Speaker 2: Space don't even lie down. You can't zero zero gravity.
Speaker 2: They're strapped into something.
Speaker 4: And I thought, well, they must be good. Let's see
Speaker 4: for myself.
Speaker 3: The last person on the planet that you want testing
Speaker 3: your bed because they've got no gravity holding them down
Speaker 3: to the mattress.
Speaker 2: Whereas you have we ever seen the space station and
Speaker 2: someone there with the lights out getting ten hours on
Speaker 2: a temper pede bed.
Speaker 4: I thought, if it's good enough for the space station,
Speaker 4: it's good enough for pats So I said, let me
Speaker 4: have a lay down. So I put on my pa
Speaker 4: an astronaut, and I thought, I come here are you go? No,
Speaker 4: I thought this, this is magnificent, But I said, one
Speaker 4: thing I am concerned about is partner disturbance because my
Speaker 4: husband comes to bed after me and usually plunks himself
Speaker 4: down while he plugs his phone in and wakes me up.
Speaker 4: So I said, you're going to have to, like, would
Speaker 4: you mind sitting on the other side of the bed
Speaker 4: so I can see no anyway, they.
Speaker 2: Come on, Patsy, not one of these people into stuff,
Speaker 2: and now my husband will off, and then that might
Speaker 2: lead to something else. If it feels like that, take
Speaker 2: your trousers off, turn the lights out.
Speaker 4: I said, you're gonna have to plunk yourself down, like
Speaker 4: really get into it, like really.
Speaker 2: Plunk that commission. That poor guy going on today.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I was so impressed to put the deposit
Speaker 4: down right then and there. It's coming in six weeks.
Speaker 2: Why is it bad for my pop pup price? What
Speaker 2: did Chris say?
Speaker 4: Well, I said last he said, how is your day
Speaker 4: and I said, oh good. He said what did you do?
Speaker 4: And I said, I bought a bed and he said what,
Speaker 4: I bought a bed And he said, but I haven't
Speaker 4: laid in it yet, and I said, don't worry. The
Speaker 4: other guy has. It'll be fine.
Speaker 3: The Astronaut.
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Speaker 2: Patsy has an incredible story that's a discovery and I
Speaker 2: guess maybe we've all been a situation. Aren't this where
Speaker 2: you see a note about yourself that you really wish
Speaker 2: you hadn't read, that you weren't meant to see it.
Speaker 2: Patsy share this.
Speaker 4: I had to pick up Audi's dry cleaning going back
Speaker 4: to school yesterday. They wear for they're in winter uniform
Speaker 4: now after Easter they wear a beautiful woolen kilt and
Speaker 4: they wear.
Speaker 2: A kilt castle.
Speaker 3: You wear a highland's dancer in your youth, Yes, a
Speaker 3: special home.
Speaker 4: No, it's coincidental that they have a kilt for their uniform. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I'm very particular, probably because of the way I was
Speaker 4: brought up, because I did do highland dancing and my
Speaker 4: mother was very particular about the the the plates when
Speaker 4: you took it to the dry cleaners. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: and all the checks of the particular tartans. The lines
Speaker 4: have to match up anyway.
Speaker 2: But Academy King's Coronation, they get uniform inspections at the gate.
Speaker 3: Some days people aren't measuring the right angle of the
Speaker 3: Yeah it's out west Ay, just because it's out where.
Speaker 4: Anyway. So I am a little particular. But apparently fussy
Speaker 4: is the new word for specific, because when I dropped
Speaker 4: it off to get done, I said to the lovely
Speaker 4: lady at our local dry cleaner, who listens to the
Speaker 4: show I might add, I said, I listen. Can you
Speaker 4: just make sure you know how fussy I am with
Speaker 4: the plates? And she said, yeah, that's fine, no worries,
Speaker 4: I'll let them know.
Speaker 3: We wait, what do you want them to do with
Speaker 3: the plates? They're just cleaning the company.
Speaker 4: Well I did go once and they're a bit crooked
Speaker 4: and it just didn't sit right.
Speaker 2: What have you got like a teat measure in your
Speaker 2: pocket to the naked eye, the double chet that's not
Speaker 2: one mimeter of They iron in new.
Speaker 4: Creases today, No, not new creses.
Speaker 2: You don't do that, not in my one when I
Speaker 2: get the uniform shop. They're just cleaning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, both, but it needs to be pressed correctly, right,
Speaker 4: don't laugh anyway. So I didn't notice. I got it,
Speaker 4: got it out of the bag to hang up on
Speaker 4: the door yesterday or yesterday morning, on the way to
Speaker 4: work for her, and I didn't see They've put this
Speaker 4: big yellow tab note pinned onto the kilt. I was
Speaker 4: so embarrassed. And they've written handwritten, very fussy customer exclamation
Speaker 4: pleads to be pressed in capital shup. And I felt
Speaker 4: I wanted the ground to swallow me up, I.
Speaker 2: Thought, but very neatly, such where the and then iron
Speaker 2: it closed, press it goes as I've been swallowed up
Speaker 2: by that ground.
Speaker 4: I didn't think I was. I thought I had to
Speaker 4: go through my mind. What the conversation I had with
Speaker 4: this lady was that.
Speaker 2: Thing about the exactly you've been taking Jack and Im through.
Speaker 4: I wasn't no, I wasn't rude.
Speaker 2: I just want to close my eyes. And it's like
Speaker 2: a bubble bub Jack. Is everyone listening right now? If
Speaker 2: it's safe, just take a moment. What three words written
Speaker 2: on that note again.
Speaker 4: Very fussy customer exclamation pleas to be pressed in capital's sharp.
Speaker 4: So apparently being specific or saying exactly what it is
Speaker 4: that you expect is now.
Speaker 2: So this is about Is this about semantics?
Speaker 4: Yes, of course it is.
Speaker 3: But also imagine it going out of the shop and
Speaker 3: you remember to take that yellow slip off the.
Speaker 2: I still not miss Fussy the worst person.
Speaker 4: He said, they could have at least taken it off
Speaker 4: before you left the shop.
Speaker 2: Do you think in any way they meant to leave
Speaker 2: it on?
Speaker 3: No to this customer, actually a smart move.
Speaker 2: Is it worth the money?
Speaker 3: An amazing an amazing moment both sides them letting go
Speaker 3: out and for you to see it incredible.
Speaker 2: Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast, Patsy, how's you?
Speaker 4: You know what? I'd had enough yesterday. We've got we're
Speaker 4: a bit old school. We've got a filing cabinet in
Speaker 4: our study that we shove same here. Yeah, you know
Speaker 4: you've got you feel very important when you've got a
Speaker 4: filing cab.
Speaker 3: What are the ones that luck so that nobody can
Speaker 3: get absolutely?
Speaker 4: You know what's funny when you say.
Speaker 2: I have to be I'm not joking about this, right,
Speaker 2: I have to be supervised when I go away near it.
Speaker 2: Sarah go, what's what's you looking for? It's actually the
Speaker 2: clerk and some sort of craze chief executor doesn't know
Speaker 2: what he's doing. If you just tell me what you're
Speaker 2: looking for, I'll get it for you. I see. Don't
Speaker 2: start rummaging around in there. It's all in an order.
Speaker 2: It's all in an order there.
Speaker 4: It's funny you say lockjack, because a few years ago
Speaker 4: I was on this saving frenzy and I thought, this
Speaker 4: is it. I'm going to actually be really disciplined, and
Speaker 4: I'm going to have any spare cash on the old occasion,
Speaker 4: and I'm going to put it in this filing cabinet
Speaker 4: that you can wait. But I got a money box.
Speaker 4: I went to Office Week's bought one of those petty
Speaker 4: cash locks and it's like a little girl's jewelry box size. Anyway,
Speaker 4: Chris opened the door and he goes, what on earth
Speaker 4: is this? And I'd put our passports in there, and
Speaker 4: there was like fifty bucks, and I said, oh, you'll
Speaker 4: be surprised. That'll grow that little nest egg. That'll be
Speaker 4: like by the end of the year, that'll be like
Speaker 4: a little speed And he picks it up in under
Speaker 4: his thumb and he goes, seriously, do you think if
Speaker 4: we ever get burgled, it's.
Speaker 2: Not exactly what you've done is you've pre packed all
Speaker 2: your stuff. We put the passports together with the cash. Now,
Speaker 2: traditionally people might spread the house, not the new one, and.
Speaker 3: Don't they have a plastic transparent lid to show you exactly.
Speaker 4: You know what it's got. It's got a little tray
Speaker 4: inside the.
Speaker 2: Coins, because then you meant to like high stuff underneath it,
Speaker 2: like James Bond.
Speaker 4: Anyway, So this filing cabinet, it's got to the point,
Speaker 4: you know which I just chuck like bills in there.
Speaker 2: That one of those big old like as tall as
Speaker 2: you find.
Speaker 4: It's like the ones we've got here that it's quite handy,
Speaker 4: like a little squat one that goes in under the desk,
Speaker 4: got nice and neat, and you know it's got our
Speaker 4: will in there, it's got our insurance documents, all that
Speaker 4: important stuff when you're an adult. But it was so full.
Speaker 4: I said to christof had this, I'm going to clean
Speaker 4: this out. I'm sure there is stuff in here.
Speaker 2: Who did anyone choose to do that? Randomly choose?
Speaker 4: It was annoying me. There you couldn't even close the drawer.
Speaker 4: There was like I said, that's it. I'm going to
Speaker 4: clean this out, and he goes, just be careful, there's
Speaker 4: really importance. I said, I know, excuse me, I think
Speaker 4: I know what I'm doing. You'll never guess. It was
Speaker 4: like an Aladdin's fave of stuff that he has kept.
Speaker 4: There was tax returns from like the late nineties.
Speaker 2: There was somebody. Yeah.
Speaker 4: There was his work contracts of I mean all his jobs,
Speaker 4: even his like casual job at Cole's when he was
Speaker 4: school at school.
Speaker 2: I need that one day after me.
Speaker 4: And there was also pictures. You know, he had a colonoscopy,
Speaker 4: his last colonoscopy, right, yeah, the surgeon.
Speaker 2: Him and the surgeon before and after how it started.
Speaker 4: They send you Now it's too much detail in life.
Speaker 4: When they send you the report, say that's good, it's
Speaker 4: all clear. He he the surgeon had attached photos of
Speaker 4: the couple that went in or some the polyps of
Speaker 4: the love God's actual colon. It's like a little that's
Speaker 4: why you go and.
Speaker 2: Backside and they.
Speaker 3: Just lessed up a photo.
Speaker 2: They you've been at Disneyland. You're on your old long ride,
Speaker 2: you know, with your arms in the air. Screaming. Chris
Speaker 2: is on his side with a tube of ad.
Speaker 4: Up his backside, and I'm looking and I'm.
Speaker 3: Thinking, why they did a drawer. They should be.
Speaker 2: Office works. Got a nice gilt edged frame round there.
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