WEBVTT - EXCLUSIVE: Patsy the Perfect!

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all dog owners. How do you think your dogs

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<v Speaker 2>will get on some sort of pet display show?

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<v Speaker 3>M My dog doesn't like other dogs anymore. All she

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<v Speaker 3>cares about is fetching. As soon as another dog comes

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<v Speaker 3>to talk to her at the park, she'll bear her teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, our shepherds that all they care about is that

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<v Speaker 2>ball we now I have to give our shepherd dog

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<v Speaker 2>nishe just the ball. The moment the house and she's

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<v Speaker 2>getting in the car that where she's got the balls

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<v Speaker 2>from that we're playing fetch. She's happy, but she has

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<v Speaker 2>to have it, even on my way there. She just

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<v Speaker 2>it's all about. They don't want to chat to that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you know, we think that, Oh they

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<v Speaker 2>must know it's another one of their type. They don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they absolutely don't care. They don't no social animals

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<v Speaker 2>are they party? How do you think your big old

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<v Speaker 2>beast will get on?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, our first Maremma, Charlie. We went to that pet

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<v Speaker 4>show once ages ago and because they had I heard

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<v Speaker 4>we were doing ads. They do like a best in show,

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<v Speaker 4>but for members of the public.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyone must be Karnis no discipline.

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<v Speaker 4>No no, no, no no. You don't have to be on

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<v Speaker 4>the show's circuit.

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<v Speaker 3>But you parade them the same as that you were

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<v Speaker 3>a dog show.

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<v Speaker 4>Any old much, any old much. So I said to Christina,

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<v Speaker 4>what I think I want to into Charlie's like all right,

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<v Speaker 4>So we took him along, got him groomed like three hours.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>The guy came with the van and.

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<v Speaker 3>His ladder at the top of the dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, nails everything. He looked magnificent. Got him a new lead.

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<v Speaker 4>We're very exciting. Anyway, he got in, so he was

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<v Speaker 4>in the large dog section and he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was against ponies and.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, anyway, they do like one lap and then he stops, and.

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<v Speaker 2>So who was going in as his handy? Chris?

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<v Speaker 4>Chris did it? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have a conversation about that? Why was it

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<v Speaker 2>sort of? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes. And we had to get like Chris had

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<v Speaker 4>to have an outfit. Everything had to be like a

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<v Speaker 4>bow tie and like, well, anyway, so he did like

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<v Speaker 4>one lap and the judge there was about eight judges.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Chris jogging along sign you see where they were.

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<v Speaker 4>Just walking, just walking, not too profresh. And the next

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<v Speaker 4>thing Charlie Squatt's, and I thought, oh, please, no, don't

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<v Speaker 4>and he did the biggest number two, the biggest number two. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>there were signs clearly on the ring owners must clean

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<v Speaker 4>up naturally after they were animals. Anyway, Chris didn't know

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<v Speaker 4>what to do, and I'm like, I'm trying to get

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<v Speaker 4>not to yell at him, but signal to him. You

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<v Speaker 4>need to pick that up. Anyway, and all the confusion,

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<v Speaker 4>Charlie stepped back and stepped in the poo. So now

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<v Speaker 4>the pooh.

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<v Speaker 2>Is so much actually still talk about it. They didn't

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<v Speaker 2>cancel all future plans of this because of the newman's

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<v Speaker 2>coming down.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, guess who judged it. So they had a celebrity

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<v Speaker 4>judge on the day and it was Grubby Rubby was.

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<v Speaker 2>The chilant laugh. This is the fate that befalls me.

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<v Speaker 2>I guarantee for the next five years, I'll be doing

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<v Speaker 2>a livery Come say hi, I'm Christian. I've got in

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<v Speaker 2>the Melbourne bed Show this weekend, just judging best in show.

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<v Speaker 2>No training needed here, your animal crap anywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, anyway, he was disqualified, not Grubby.

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<v Speaker 2>Charlie was Grubby hadn't squatted down Charlie was disqualified, probably

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<v Speaker 2>because Chris didn't clean up after him.

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<v Speaker 4>But then Grubby had his beautiful old samoid there I

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<v Speaker 4>forget its name anyway, had his samoid there, and it

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<v Speaker 4>took exception to Charlie didn't. These two did not did

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<v Speaker 4>not like one another anyway. There was a bit of

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<v Speaker 4>a dog fight in the middle of the ring at

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<v Speaker 4>the end of the event.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, Grubby's the judge and he's a competitor.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, you know what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder who won this, Grubby.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you who won it, Grubby samoid one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm demanding a royal commission.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, yes, the samoid one.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't pay you much, but we.

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<v Speaker 1>Can The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Fatsy, what's your six

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<v Speaker 1>word week?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I went to bed with a stranger yesterday. I

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<v Speaker 4>was just in the shopping center and they had a

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<v Speaker 4>pop up mattress or bedding sort of shop.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't get you don't. That is not where

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<v Speaker 2>you make a big decision from a pop up place.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what.

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<v Speaker 4>I bought a bed yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 4>I did.

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<v Speaker 2>You are the marks. That's what they call people like you,

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<v Speaker 2>an easy mark. Who gets it. It's a big decision.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time I see those people, especially the mattress, I think,

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<v Speaker 3>who is getting sucked into that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what it was afterwords, I was really tired

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<v Speaker 4>and I thought, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>The bed right now, just give it to me for

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<v Speaker 2>two hours.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like and you're like, I want to wear him

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<v Speaker 4>out of the store, but we are in the market

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<v Speaker 4>for a new bed on.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just ask this Patsy, was Chris with you

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<v Speaker 2>because that's your joint.

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<v Speaker 4>No it wasn't he was at work, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you need to get on that mattress.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's just this just this guy here selling it, right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I said, look, I have a pop up store.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I said, if I'm going to have to

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<v Speaker 4>lie down, he said please, And he said, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>these beds are what the astronauts they embedded for the

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<v Speaker 4>astronauts in.

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<v Speaker 2>Space don't even lie down. You can't zero zero gravity.

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<v Speaker 2>They're strapped into something.

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<v Speaker 4>And I thought, well, they must be good. Let's see

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<v Speaker 4>for myself.

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<v Speaker 3>The last person on the planet that you want testing

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<v Speaker 3>your bed because they've got no gravity holding them down

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<v Speaker 3>to the mattress.

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<v Speaker 2>Whereas you have we ever seen the space station and

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<v Speaker 2>someone there with the lights out getting ten hours on

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<v Speaker 2>a temper pede bed.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, if it's good enough for the space station,

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<v Speaker 4>it's good enough for pats So I said, let me

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<v Speaker 4>have a lay down. So I put on my pa

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<v Speaker 4>an astronaut, and I thought, I come here are you go? No,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought this, this is magnificent, But I said, one

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<v Speaker 4>thing I am concerned about is partner disturbance because my

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<v Speaker 4>husband comes to bed after me and usually plunks himself

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<v Speaker 4>down while he plugs his phone in and wakes me up.

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<v Speaker 4>So I said, you're going to have to, like, would

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<v Speaker 4>you mind sitting on the other side of the bed

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<v Speaker 4>so I can see no anyway, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, Patsy, not one of these people into stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>and now my husband will off, and then that might

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<v Speaker 2>lead to something else. If it feels like that, take

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<v Speaker 2>your trousers off, turn the lights out.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, you're gonna have to plunk yourself down, like

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<v Speaker 4>really get into it, like really.

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<v Speaker 2>Plunk that commission. That poor guy going on today.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, I was so impressed to put the deposit

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<v Speaker 4>down right then and there. It's coming in six weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it bad for my pop pup price? What

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<v Speaker 2>did Chris say?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I said last he said, how is your day

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<v Speaker 4>and I said, oh good. He said what did you do?

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, I bought a bed and he said what,

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<v Speaker 4>I bought a bed And he said, but I haven't

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<v Speaker 4>laid in it yet, and I said, don't worry. The

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<v Speaker 4>other guy has. It'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>The Astronaut.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy has an incredible story that's a discovery and I

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<v Speaker 2>guess maybe we've all been a situation. Aren't this where

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<v Speaker 2>you see a note about yourself that you really wish

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<v Speaker 2>you hadn't read, that you weren't meant to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy share this.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to pick up Audi's dry cleaning going back

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<v Speaker 4>to school yesterday. They wear for they're in winter uniform

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<v Speaker 4>now after Easter they wear a beautiful woolen kilt and

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<v Speaker 4>they wear.

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<v Speaker 2>A kilt castle.

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<v Speaker 3>You wear a highland's dancer in your youth, Yes, a

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<v Speaker 3>special home.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's coincidental that they have a kilt for their uniform. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm very particular, probably because of the way I was

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<v Speaker 4>brought up, because I did do highland dancing and my

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<v Speaker 4>mother was very particular about the the the plates when

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<v Speaker 4>you took it to the dry cleaners. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>and all the checks of the particular tartans. The lines

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<v Speaker 4>have to match up anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>But Academy King's Coronation, they get uniform inspections at the gate.

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<v Speaker 3>Some days people aren't measuring the right angle of the

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah it's out west Ay, just because it's out where.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway. So I am a little particular. But apparently fussy

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<v Speaker 4>is the new word for specific, because when I dropped

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<v Speaker 4>it off to get done, I said to the lovely

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<v Speaker 4>lady at our local dry cleaner, who listens to the

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<v Speaker 4>show I might add, I said, I listen. Can you

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<v Speaker 4>just make sure you know how fussy I am with

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<v Speaker 4>the plates? And she said, yeah, that's fine, no worries,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll let them know.

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<v Speaker 3>We wait, what do you want them to do with

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<v Speaker 3>the plates? They're just cleaning the company.

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<v Speaker 4>Well I did go once and they're a bit crooked

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<v Speaker 4>and it just didn't sit right.

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<v Speaker 2>What have you got like a teat measure in your

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<v Speaker 2>pocket to the naked eye, the double chet that's not

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<v Speaker 2>one mimeter of They iron in new.

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<v Speaker 4>Creases today, No, not new creses.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't do that, not in my one when I

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<v Speaker 2>get the uniform shop. They're just cleaning.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, both, but it needs to be pressed correctly, right,

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<v Speaker 4>don't laugh anyway. So I didn't notice. I got it,

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<v Speaker 4>got it out of the bag to hang up on

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<v Speaker 4>the door yesterday or yesterday morning, on the way to

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<v Speaker 4>work for her, and I didn't see They've put this

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<v Speaker 4>big yellow tab note pinned onto the kilt. I was

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<v Speaker 4>so embarrassed. And they've written handwritten, very fussy customer exclamation

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<v Speaker 4>pleads to be pressed in capital shup. And I felt

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted the ground to swallow me up, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought, but very neatly, such where the and then iron

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<v Speaker 2>it closed, press it goes as I've been swallowed up

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<v Speaker 2>by that ground.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't think I was. I thought I had to

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<v Speaker 4>go through my mind. What the conversation I had with

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<v Speaker 4>this lady was that.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing about the exactly you've been taking Jack and Im through.

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't no, I wasn't rude.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to close my eyes. And it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a bubble bub Jack. Is everyone listening right now? If

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<v Speaker 2>it's safe, just take a moment. What three words written

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<v Speaker 2>on that note again.

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<v Speaker 4>Very fussy customer exclamation pleas to be pressed in capital's sharp.

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<v Speaker 4>So apparently being specific or saying exactly what it is

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<v Speaker 4>that you expect is now.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is about Is this about semantics?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, of course it is.

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<v Speaker 3>But also imagine it going out of the shop and

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<v Speaker 3>you remember to take that yellow slip off the.

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<v Speaker 2>I still not miss Fussy the worst person.

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<v Speaker 4>He said, they could have at least taken it off

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<v Speaker 4>before you left the shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think in any way they meant to leave

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<v Speaker 2>it on?

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<v Speaker 3>No to this customer, actually a smart move.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it worth the money?

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<v Speaker 3>An amazing an amazing moment both sides them letting go

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<v Speaker 3>out and for you to see it incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for sharing.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what? I'd had enough yesterday. We've got we're

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<v Speaker 4>a bit old school. We've got a filing cabinet in

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<v Speaker 4>our study that we shove same here. Yeah, you know

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<v Speaker 4>you've got you feel very important when you've got a

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<v Speaker 4>filing cab.

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<v Speaker 3>What are the ones that luck so that nobody can

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<v Speaker 3>get absolutely?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what's funny when you say.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to be I'm not joking about this, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I have to be supervised when I go away near it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah go, what's what's you looking for? It's actually the

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<v Speaker 2>clerk and some sort of craze chief executor doesn't know

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<v Speaker 2>what he's doing. If you just tell me what you're

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<v Speaker 2>looking for, I'll get it for you. I see. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>start rummaging around in there. It's all in an order.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all in an order there.

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<v Speaker 4>It's funny you say lockjack, because a few years ago

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<v Speaker 4>I was on this saving frenzy and I thought, this

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<v Speaker 4>is it. I'm going to actually be really disciplined, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to have any spare cash on the old occasion,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm going to put it in this filing cabinet

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<v Speaker 4>that you can wait. But I got a money box.

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<v Speaker 4>I went to Office Week's bought one of those petty

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<v Speaker 4>cash locks and it's like a little girl's jewelry box size. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>Chris opened the door and he goes, what on earth

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<v Speaker 4>is this? And I'd put our passports in there, and

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<v Speaker 4>there was like fifty bucks, and I said, oh, you'll

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<v Speaker 4>be surprised. That'll grow that little nest egg. That'll be

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<v Speaker 4>like by the end of the year, that'll be like

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<v Speaker 4>a little speed And he picks it up in under

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<v Speaker 4>his thumb and he goes, seriously, do you think if

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<v Speaker 4>we ever get burgled, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Not exactly what you've done is you've pre packed all

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<v Speaker 2>your stuff. We put the passports together with the cash. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>traditionally people might spread the house, not the new one, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't they have a plastic transparent lid to show you exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what it's got. It's got a little tray

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<v Speaker 4>inside the.

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<v Speaker 2>Coins, because then you meant to like high stuff underneath it,

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<v Speaker 2>like James Bond.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, So this filing cabinet, it's got to the point,

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<v Speaker 4>you know which I just chuck like bills in there.

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<v Speaker 2>That one of those big old like as tall as

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<v Speaker 2>you find.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like the ones we've got here that it's quite handy,

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<v Speaker 4>like a little squat one that goes in under the desk,

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<v Speaker 4>got nice and neat, and you know it's got our

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<v Speaker 4>will in there, it's got our insurance documents, all that

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<v Speaker 4>important stuff when you're an adult. But it was so full.

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<v Speaker 4>I said to christof had this, I'm going to clean

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<v Speaker 4>this out. I'm sure there is stuff in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Who did anyone choose to do that? Randomly choose?

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<v Speaker 4>It was annoying me. There you couldn't even close the drawer.

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<v Speaker 4>There was like I said, that's it. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>clean this out, and he goes, just be careful, there's

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<v Speaker 4>really importance. I said, I know, excuse me, I think

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<v Speaker 4>I know what I'm doing. You'll never guess. It was

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<v Speaker 4>like an Aladdin's fave of stuff that he has kept.

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<v Speaker 4>There was tax returns from like the late nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>There was somebody. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>There was his work contracts of I mean all his jobs,

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<v Speaker 4>even his like casual job at Cole's when he was

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<v Speaker 4>school at school.

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<v Speaker 2>I need that one day after me.

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<v Speaker 4>And there was also pictures. You know, he had a colonoscopy,

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<v Speaker 4>his last colonoscopy, right, yeah, the surgeon.

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<v Speaker 2>Him and the surgeon before and after how it started.

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<v Speaker 4>They send you Now it's too much detail in life.

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<v Speaker 4>When they send you the report, say that's good, it's

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<v Speaker 4>all clear. He he the surgeon had attached photos of

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<v Speaker 4>the couple that went in or some the polyps of

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<v Speaker 4>the love God's actual colon. It's like a little that's

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<v Speaker 4>why you go and.

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<v Speaker 2>Backside and they.

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<v Speaker 3>Just lessed up a photo.

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<v Speaker 2>They you've been at Disneyland. You're on your old long ride,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, with your arms in the air. Screaming. Chris

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<v Speaker 2>is on his side with a tube of ad.

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<v Speaker 4>Up his backside, and I'm looking and I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Thinking, why they did a drawer. They should be.

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<v Speaker 2>Office works. Got a nice gilt edged frame round there.

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