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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're all dog owners. How do you think your dogs

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Speaker 2: will get on some sort of pet display show?

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Speaker 3: M My dog doesn't like other dogs anymore. All she

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Speaker 3: cares about is fetching. As soon as another dog comes

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Speaker 3: to talk to her at the park, she'll bear her teeth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, our shepherds that all they care about is that

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Speaker 2: ball we now I have to give our shepherd dog

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Speaker 2: nishe just the ball. The moment the house and she's

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Speaker 2: getting in the car that where she's got the balls

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Speaker 2: from that we're playing fetch. She's happy, but she has

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Speaker 2: to have it, even on my way there. She just

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Speaker 2: it's all about. They don't want to chat to that.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you know, we think that, Oh they

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Speaker 2: must know it's another one of their type. They don't care.

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Speaker 3: I don't care.

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Speaker 2: No, they absolutely don't care. They don't no social animals

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Speaker 2: are they party? How do you think your big old

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Speaker 2: beast will get on?

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Speaker 4: Well, our first Maremma, Charlie. We went to that pet

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Speaker 4: show once ages ago and because they had I heard

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Speaker 4: we were doing ads. They do like a best in show,

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Speaker 4: but for members of the public.

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Speaker 2: So anyone must be Karnis no discipline.

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Speaker 4: No no, no, no no. You don't have to be on

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Speaker 4: the show's circuit.

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Speaker 3: But you parade them the same as that you were

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Speaker 3: a dog show.

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Speaker 4: Any old much, any old much. So I said to Christina,

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Speaker 4: what I think I want to into Charlie's like all right,

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Speaker 4: So we took him along, got him groomed like three hours.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 4: The guy came with the van and.

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Speaker 3: His ladder at the top of the dog.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, nails everything. He looked magnificent. Got him a new lead.

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Speaker 4: We're very exciting. Anyway, he got in, so he was

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Speaker 4: in the large dog section and he.

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Speaker 2: Was against ponies and.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, they do like one lap and then he stops, and.

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Speaker 2: So who was going in as his handy? Chris?

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Speaker 4: Chris did it? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Did you have a conversation about that? Why was it

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Speaker 2: sort of? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes. And we had to get like Chris had

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Speaker 4: to have an outfit. Everything had to be like a

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Speaker 4: bow tie and like, well, anyway, so he did like

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Speaker 4: one lap and the judge there was about eight judges.

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Speaker 2: It's Chris jogging along sign you see where they were.

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Speaker 4: Just walking, just walking, not too profresh. And the next

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Speaker 4: thing Charlie Squatt's, and I thought, oh, please, no, don't

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Speaker 4: and he did the biggest number two, the biggest number two. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: there were signs clearly on the ring owners must clean

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Speaker 4: up naturally after they were animals. Anyway, Chris didn't know

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Speaker 4: what to do, and I'm like, I'm trying to get

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Speaker 4: not to yell at him, but signal to him. You

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Speaker 4: need to pick that up. Anyway, and all the confusion,

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Speaker 4: Charlie stepped back and stepped in the poo. So now

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Speaker 4: the pooh.

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Speaker 2: Is so much actually still talk about it. They didn't

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Speaker 2: cancel all future plans of this because of the newman's

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Speaker 2: coming down.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, guess who judged it. So they had a celebrity

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Speaker 4: judge on the day and it was Grubby Rubby was.

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Speaker 2: The chilant laugh. This is the fate that befalls me.

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Speaker 2: I guarantee for the next five years, I'll be doing

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Speaker 2: a livery Come say hi, I'm Christian. I've got in

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Speaker 2: the Melbourne bed Show this weekend, just judging best in show.

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Speaker 2: No training needed here, your animal crap anywhere.

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Speaker 4: Well, anyway, he was disqualified, not Grubby.

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Speaker 2: Charlie was Grubby hadn't squatted down Charlie was disqualified, probably

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Speaker 2: because Chris didn't clean up after him.

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Speaker 4: But then Grubby had his beautiful old samoid there I

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Speaker 4: forget its name anyway, had his samoid there, and it

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Speaker 4: took exception to Charlie didn't. These two did not did

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Speaker 4: not like one another anyway. There was a bit of

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Speaker 4: a dog fight in the middle of the ring at

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Speaker 4: the end of the event.

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Speaker 3: Wait, Grubby's the judge and he's a competitor.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know what happened.

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Speaker 2: I wonder who won this, Grubby.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you who won it, Grubby samoid one.

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Speaker 2: I'm demanding a royal commission.

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Speaker 4: I know, yes, the samoid one.

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Speaker 2: We can't pay you much, but we.

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Speaker 1: Can The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Fatsy, what's your six

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Speaker 1: word week?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I went to bed with a stranger yesterday. I

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Speaker 4: was just in the shopping center and they had a

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Speaker 4: pop up mattress or bedding sort of shop.

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Speaker 2: No, you don't get you don't. That is not where

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Speaker 2: you make a big decision from a pop up place.

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Speaker 2: You know what.

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Speaker 4: I bought a bed yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 4: I did.

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Speaker 2: You are the marks. That's what they call people like you,

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Speaker 2: an easy mark. Who gets it. It's a big decision.

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Speaker 3: Every time I see those people, especially the mattress, I think,

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Speaker 3: who is getting sucked into that?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 4: You know what it was afterwords, I was really tired

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Speaker 4: and I thought, you know what.

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Speaker 2: The bed right now, just give it to me for

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Speaker 2: two hours.

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Speaker 4: It's like and you're like, I want to wear him

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Speaker 4: out of the store, but we are in the market

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Speaker 4: for a new bed on.

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Speaker 2: Can I just ask this Patsy, was Chris with you

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Speaker 2: because that's your joint.

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Speaker 4: No it wasn't he was at work, of course.

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Speaker 2: No, you need to get on that mattress.

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Speaker 4: So it's just this just this guy here selling it, right.

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Speaker 2: So I said, look, I have a pop up store.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I said, if I'm going to have to

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Speaker 4: lie down, he said please, And he said, you know,

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Speaker 4: these beds are what the astronauts they embedded for the

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Speaker 2: Space don't even lie down. You can't zero zero gravity.

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Speaker 2: They're strapped into something.

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Speaker 4: And I thought, well, they must be good. Let's see

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Speaker 4: for myself.

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Speaker 3: The last person on the planet that you want testing

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Speaker 3: your bed because they've got no gravity holding them down

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Speaker 3: to the mattress.

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Speaker 2: Whereas you have we ever seen the space station and

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Speaker 2: someone there with the lights out getting ten hours on

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Speaker 2: a temper pede bed.

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Speaker 4: I thought, if it's good enough for the space station,

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Speaker 4: it's good enough for pats So I said, let me

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Speaker 4: have a lay down. So I put on my pa

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Speaker 4: an astronaut, and I thought, I come here are you go? No,

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Speaker 4: I thought this, this is magnificent, But I said, one

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Speaker 4: thing I am concerned about is partner disturbance because my

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Speaker 4: husband comes to bed after me and usually plunks himself

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Speaker 4: So I said, you're going to have to, like, would

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Speaker 4: you mind sitting on the other side of the bed

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Speaker 4: so I can see no anyway, they.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Patsy, not one of these people into stuff,

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Speaker 2: and now my husband will off, and then that might

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Speaker 2: lead to something else. If it feels like that, take

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Speaker 2: your trousers off, turn the lights out.

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Speaker 4: I said, you're gonna have to plunk yourself down, like

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Speaker 4: really get into it, like really.

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Speaker 2: Plunk that commission. That poor guy going on today.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, I was so impressed to put the deposit

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Speaker 4: down right then and there. It's coming in six weeks.

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Speaker 2: Why is it bad for my pop pup price? What

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Speaker 2: did Chris say?

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Speaker 4: Well, I said last he said, how is your day

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Speaker 4: and I said, oh good. He said what did you do?

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Speaker 4: And I said, I bought a bed and he said what,

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Speaker 4: I bought a bed And he said, but I haven't

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Speaker 4: laid in it yet, and I said, don't worry. The

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Speaker 4: other guy has. It'll be fine.

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Speaker 3: The Astronaut.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Patsy has an incredible story that's a discovery and I

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Speaker 2: guess maybe we've all been a situation. Aren't this where

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Speaker 2: you see a note about yourself that you really wish

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Speaker 2: you hadn't read, that you weren't meant to see it.

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Speaker 2: Patsy share this.

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Speaker 4: I had to pick up Audi's dry cleaning going back

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Speaker 4: to school yesterday. They wear for they're in winter uniform

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Speaker 4: now after Easter they wear a beautiful woolen kilt and

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Speaker 4: they wear.

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Speaker 2: A kilt castle.

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Speaker 3: You wear a highland's dancer in your youth, Yes, a

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Speaker 4: No, it's coincidental that they have a kilt for their uniform. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: I'm very particular, probably because of the way I was

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Speaker 4: mother was very particular about the the the plates when

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Speaker 4: and all the checks of the particular tartans. The lines

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Speaker 2: But Academy King's Coronation, they get uniform inspections at the gate.

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Speaker 4: Anyway. So I am a little particular. But apparently fussy

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Speaker 4: show I might add, I said, I listen. Can you

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Speaker 4: I'll let them know.

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Speaker 3: We wait, what do you want them to do with

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Speaker 3: the plates? They're just cleaning the company.

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Speaker 4: Well I did go once and they're a bit crooked

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Speaker 2: What have you got like a teat measure in your

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Speaker 2: pocket to the naked eye, the double chet that's not

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Speaker 2: one mimeter of They iron in new.

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Speaker 4: Creases today, No, not new creses.

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Speaker 2: You don't do that, not in my one when I

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Speaker 2: get the uniform shop. They're just cleaning.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, both, but it needs to be pressed correctly, right,

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Speaker 4: work for her, and I didn't see They've put this

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Speaker 4: big yellow tab note pinned onto the kilt. I was

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Speaker 4: so embarrassed. And they've written handwritten, very fussy customer exclamation

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Speaker 4: I wanted the ground to swallow me up, I.

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Speaker 2: Thought, but very neatly, such where the and then iron

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Speaker 4: I didn't think I was. I thought I had to

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Speaker 4: go through my mind. What the conversation I had with

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Speaker 4: this lady was that.

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Speaker 2: Thing about the exactly you've been taking Jack and Im through.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't no, I wasn't rude.

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Speaker 2: I just want to close my eyes. And it's like

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Speaker 2: a bubble bub Jack. Is everyone listening right now? If

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Speaker 2: it's safe, just take a moment. What three words written

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Speaker 4: Very fussy customer exclamation pleas to be pressed in capital's sharp.

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Speaker 4: So apparently being specific or saying exactly what it is

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Speaker 2: So this is about Is this about semantics?

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Speaker 4: Yes, of course it is.

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Speaker 3: But also imagine it going out of the shop and

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Speaker 2: I still not miss Fussy the worst person.

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Speaker 4: He said, they could have at least taken it off

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Speaker 2: Do you think in any way they meant to leave

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Speaker 3: No to this customer, actually a smart move.

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Speaker 2: Is it worth the money?

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Speaker 3: An amazing an amazing moment both sides them letting go

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Speaker 3: out and for you to see it incredible.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for sharing.

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Speaker 4: You know what? I'd had enough yesterday. We've got we're

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Speaker 4: a bit old school. We've got a filing cabinet in

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Speaker 4: our study that we shove same here. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 4: you've got you feel very important when you've got a

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Speaker 3: What are the ones that luck so that nobody can

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Speaker 3: get absolutely?

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Speaker 4: You know what's funny when you say.

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Speaker 2: I have to be I'm not joking about this, right,

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Speaker 2: I have to be supervised when I go away near it.

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Speaker 2: Sarah go, what's what's you looking for? It's actually the

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Speaker 2: looking for, I'll get it for you. I see. Don't

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Speaker 2: start rummaging around in there. It's all in an order.

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Speaker 2: It's all in an order there.

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Speaker 4: It's funny you say lockjack, because a few years ago

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Speaker 4: and I'm going to put it in this filing cabinet

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Speaker 4: that you can wait. But I got a money box.

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Speaker 4: I went to Office Week's bought one of those petty

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Speaker 4: cash locks and it's like a little girl's jewelry box size. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: Chris opened the door and he goes, what on earth

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Speaker 4: is this? And I'd put our passports in there, and

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Speaker 2: Not exactly what you've done is you've pre packed all

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Speaker 3: Don't they have a plastic transparent lid to show you exactly.

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Speaker 4: You know what it's got. It's got a little tray

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Speaker 2: Coins, because then you meant to like high stuff underneath it,

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Speaker 4: Anyway, So this filing cabinet, it's got to the point,

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Speaker 4: It's like the ones we've got here that it's quite handy,

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Speaker 4: I said to christof had this, I'm going to clean

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Speaker 2: Who did anyone choose to do that? Randomly choose?

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Speaker 4: It was annoying me. There you couldn't even close the drawer.

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Speaker 4: There was like I said, that's it. I'm going to

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Speaker 4: I know what I'm doing. You'll never guess. It was

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Speaker 4: There was tax returns from like the late nineties.

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Speaker 2: There was somebody. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: There was his work contracts of I mean all his jobs,

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Speaker 4: They send you Now it's too much detail in life.

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Speaker 4: When they send you the report, say that's good, it's

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Speaker 4: why you go and.

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Speaker 2: Backside and they.

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Speaker 3: Just lessed up a photo.

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Speaker 2: They you've been at Disneyland. You're on your old long ride,

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Speaker 2: you know, with your arms in the air. Screaming. Chris

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