WEBVTT - MINI: Jack's Jacket

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian no Common show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack has brought himself. Heall of a jacket, Thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>Helen Jack. It's a puffer jacket, but not like a

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<v Speaker 2>puffer like your eye, my own. This is a mass hoof.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so big it's the shoulders come down your arm.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's the puffing. No it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about three sizes too big. It looks like it

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<v Speaker 1>was a.

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<v Speaker 2>Very It's like Andre the Giant used to wear this

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<v Speaker 2>in the eighties when ice washed denim was a thing

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<v Speaker 2>for the ice.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a denim puffer and it's actually my size because

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<v Speaker 3>the sleeves fit perfectly, goes hangs at my hips.

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<v Speaker 1>The pansy hips.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also got a highly elasticated way that brings it

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<v Speaker 2>all in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and it's meant to be big around the shoulders

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<v Speaker 3>because it's a puffer to keep me warm in winter.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's doing a great job. It's looking cool. It's

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<v Speaker 3>keeping me stug and hey, he know more bad words

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<v Speaker 3>about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just the denim isn't a dark, normal gene denimen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very light. It is that eighties ice wash,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a powder blue. Yeah, that's why it's made

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<v Speaker 4>powder blue. Yeah, but it's cool. It's just because you say,

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<v Speaker 4>has he got a hoodie on it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it doesn't need a hood turn around.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me look at the back.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you steal it? You've got a security tag on

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<v Speaker 1>the bank.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the problem. They left the security I've got the receipt.

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<v Speaker 3>I paid full price for this. They left the security.

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<v Speaker 2>Tag, or they did because they were too busy laughing

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<v Speaker 2>there were going get a photo. Dudes just walked out

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<v Speaker 2>with it. He thinks he's in Dynasty. Alexis Carrington has

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<v Speaker 2>just left the store.

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<v Speaker 3>They weren't laughing at it. It was very a very

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<v Speaker 3>normal purchase, very normal purchase from the men's side of

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<v Speaker 3>the store. They've left that magnetic tag that sets the

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<v Speaker 3>and it's from down in Chadston, an hour away from me.

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<v Speaker 3>What a pain to get down there and get this

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<v Speaker 3>goddamn tag off.

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<v Speaker 1>Or get a refund for the whole thing, A proper.

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<v Speaker 4>Say on it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a pretty petty.

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<v Speaker 3>It's probably the most I've ever spent on the jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>But what a jacket. What a jacket?

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<v Speaker 3>So I need to get this off can you get

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<v Speaker 3>this off now yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>No, people must try.

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<v Speaker 2>I once took a knife to a jumper that had

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<v Speaker 2>one those The security tag he's got has one of

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<v Speaker 2>those really big ones.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not a small round.

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<v Speaker 5>It's that horrible magnetic thing that they behind the counter.

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<v Speaker 5>They have that special machine in a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 5>don't they. It's been left on and there must be

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<v Speaker 5>ways to try and get that out. There must be

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<v Speaker 5>something you can do.

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<v Speaker 4>Hasn't it got dye in it?

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<v Speaker 3>So if you do try to try?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing about being in the pool. I actually know that

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<v Speaker 2>the horrible die has already gone off on the jacket.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on in all I'm gonna I can't wait to

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<v Speaker 3>wear this jacket properly.

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<v Speaker 2>But please, please gonna be with you the first time

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<v Speaker 2>you walked down.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great. People are going, oh my god, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>time trailer. Where's it? DeLorean?

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<v Speaker 3>I need to get the magnetic tag off anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Need to get a pupa jacket.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there anywhere I can do it at home?

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<v Speaker 6>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there any way to get a security tag one

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<v Speaker 2>of those big knobby ones out? This is the Christian

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<v Speaker 2>O'Connell show podcast. Joining me on today's show is my

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<v Speaker 2>Canadian penpal from nineteen eighty seven from Ontario.

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<v Speaker 7>What a beautiful I Stenham puffer jacket you've come in.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you, triple excel. The laughing Kanook Jack bought a

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<v Speaker 7>jacket yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>And yes, I'll admit I've gone bold, and I knew

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<v Speaker 3>I was going bold at the time, but I think

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pulling it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Bold is not what that is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes it is.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I will salute boldness every day. That is not bold.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually don't know to describe it. It is a

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<v Speaker 2>puffer jacket and unnecessarily large puffa jacket.

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<v Speaker 3>Well it's always need to be.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is this is excessive puffed. All right, there's

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<v Speaker 1>too much puff in this.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's a denim puff. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>But jenemy, you think dark dawn and this is a

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<v Speaker 2>light light light pass. You said, what powder blue?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like an ice blue.

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<v Speaker 3>And now the team is saying that I'm not pairing

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<v Speaker 3>it with my pants properly.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you need a white pair of jaggings, beg jeds,

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<v Speaker 2>begg judders. In later she has some white you need

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<v Speaker 2>white jaggings with that. No, yes, actually it's the only

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<v Speaker 2>thing that will go with that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and cool black jeans tomorrow and then I will

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<v Speaker 3>have this jacket on and you guys will go.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you also noticed the T shirt today has the

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<v Speaker 4>cuffs rolled up to show the gun.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I don't even want to mention it anymore. It

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<v Speaker 2>would be into the first song and he looked down, like,

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<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, this isn't right to do the radio show.

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<v Speaker 2>James Ding needs to get the look right. I never

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<v Speaker 2>went out, of.

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<v Speaker 3>Course, guys, Come on, guys, guy fashion in the you

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<v Speaker 3>guys look at the fifties.

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<v Speaker 1>He's coming back strong, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's got the shacurity tag in it, the team

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<v Speaker 2>selling it, and we're laughing so hard they could believe

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<v Speaker 2>they've actually sold one of these beasts.

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<v Speaker 3>I've actually quite annoyed that they've left this one because

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<v Speaker 3>it's a great household for me. Chadston's an hour away

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<v Speaker 3>if I was to take this back and get the

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<v Speaker 3>tag removed.

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<v Speaker 2>So all right, so how can you remove one of

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<v Speaker 2>those big old grain knobbly security tags?

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<v Speaker 1>Dale? Good morning?

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<v Speaker 8>Hi?

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<v Speaker 9>Hell are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good?

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<v Speaker 1>Dale? So you've been a shoplift for twenty years? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you do?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh my goodness, No, no, no, I work at Chadstone

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<v Speaker 10>I heard the problem, so I thought i'd call through

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<v Speaker 10>and say, do not try to take it off at home.

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<v Speaker 9>Do not do this at home.

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<v Speaker 3>But whatever you've got behind the canter there, that little

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<v Speaker 3>thing that you touch it to, surely I can do

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<v Speaker 3>something like that at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what does it can change? What is the technology

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<v Speaker 1>you use?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, it's got a magnet in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Look.

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<v Speaker 9>The only don't try it at home. The only thing

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<v Speaker 9>I could think of was that you walk down do

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<v Speaker 9>your cat walk down Richmond shops and see if you

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<v Speaker 9>could wander into one of the stores and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 9>are you Maganet?

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<v Speaker 1>I would be frightened of them, Actually you were.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I could probably go into any retail store and

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<v Speaker 3>they might do it for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, magnet behind the council.

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<v Speaker 3>They've all got this, the little thing.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh yeah, they've got all these into like a magnet thing.

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<v Speaker 9>But people try to do it at home all the time,

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<v Speaker 9>because I work up at Maya at Chadstone and.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, yeah, and they wrecked the outfit, don't they.

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<v Speaker 9>They wreck it. Yeah, it's not so much to die anymore,

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<v Speaker 9>but it's actually, yeah, they try to get players and

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<v Speaker 9>then turn it, but then it always manages to rip

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<v Speaker 9>the fabric. So yeah, don't take it. I said I

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<v Speaker 9>would gladly take it back for you, but yeah, I

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<v Speaker 9>live probably too far as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, all right, thank you very much, you help?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, by Johnny, there you go on, guys, Johnny, can

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<v Speaker 2>we get this thing out?

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<v Speaker 3>You know why?

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<v Speaker 6>Look I worked in retail for twelve years and if

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<v Speaker 6>I ever found them laying around the store, they were

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<v Speaker 6>always burnt off. So they've been melted.

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<v Speaker 3>People do.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but look I've never done it myself, but that's

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<v Speaker 6>that's how we found them. So maybe we're a wider.

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<v Speaker 6>But I mean, judging from the lady, from the from

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<v Speaker 6>the quarters before, it's probably not a good idea to

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<v Speaker 6>do that at home with a little one.

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<v Speaker 3>How long would that take? Seeing with a big lighter

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<v Speaker 3>trying to melt plastic off?

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<v Speaker 6>Honestly, I have to if you give it a shot,

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<v Speaker 6>you let us know the chemistry teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll have a Bunsen burner.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what I've got remember would work?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Remember we did that competition where we gave away

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<v Speaker 3>the welding equipment, the welding in that blow torch, and

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, why could I.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an idiot, But even I realized that is a

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<v Speaker 1>term idea. What you want me to get a welder?

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<v Speaker 1>You get a welding torch? Why do you wear it?

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<v Speaker 1>We're both we're both going a big puffball.

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<v Speaker 2>The last word of only our shoes are all made Sam,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, morning guy Sam. How can we remove this

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<v Speaker 2>security tag?

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<v Speaker 9>So?

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<v Speaker 8>I also worked in retail for many years and something

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<v Speaker 8>that we have actually found around the store with empty

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<v Speaker 8>tags is just a giant magnet.

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<v Speaker 3>Our big is giant.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, how can you just wander around Meyer

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<v Speaker 2>or like something's worth seats for megamagnet?

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<v Speaker 8>No, like the size of your hands. I know, I've

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<v Speaker 8>seen a lot of people that, like you'd be surprised

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<v Speaker 8>to how many people steals in retail and they all

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<v Speaker 8>talk and a lot of them like find places online

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<v Speaker 8>to buy these big magnets.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, so we need a big magnet. We did you

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<v Speaker 2>speak to a listener once out of thirty ton man?

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, he used to build thirty ton magnets for

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<v Speaker 3>mining company.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd empty would have chatter with that mixing, wouldn't he

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<v Speaker 2>all the security.

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<v Speaker 1>Tax he'd popping off all with the clothes. Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>just need a mega magnet. Basically. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean even the size of your hand is a

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<v Speaker 3>big magnet.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't tell you who got a load of them.

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<v Speaker 2>And the old nerds down the other in the building. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>the engineers.

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<v Speaker 3>What are they using for?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I might be making up things here, but I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 2>sure they have things like magnets in filings and that.

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<v Speaker 2>Where you go down there, they're always they're building something.

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<v Speaker 2>They're up to something down there. I think they're a

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<v Speaker 2>sleeper sell.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you they've got a megamagnet.

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<v Speaker 2>If not, does anyone work with a giant magnet? Can

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<v Speaker 2>Jack stop it today and remove his security tag? Let

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<v Speaker 2>him come around your office. It will cheer everyone up

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<v Speaker 2>to seeing this jacket. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>You Carl and Brighter know you're listening to the question,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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