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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: So this man is a dairy farmer and he's got

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Speaker 2: a rescue cow. The cow had I think some physical

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Speaker 2: issues when it was born, so it was never going

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Speaker 2: to be a good milk producer. Another from the abati

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Speaker 2: pretty much, so it's a rescue cow. But this cow

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Speaker 2: now comes up to the window every morning to get

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Speaker 2: a hug from the farmer.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that sweet? So he rescued it when she was

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Speaker 3: three weeks old. She's now a fully grown cow. A cow.

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Speaker 2: She makes a beeline for the kitchen window every day

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Speaker 2: and moves loudly until it comes to say good morning.

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Speaker 2: He said, Jenna treats me like I'm her best friend.

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Speaker 2: She saw me like I was her mum when she

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Speaker 2: was little because I fed her bottles. She's she knocked

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Speaker 2: me in the belly to attempt to make more milk

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Speaker 2: come out.

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Speaker 3: Ah.

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Speaker 2: Now every morning she moves at the window for a

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Speaker 2: morning hug. We are truly best friends. She's definitely just

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Speaker 2: as much as a family member as any human could be.

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Speaker 3: That's cute.

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Speaker 4: Do you go and eat a steak? Then? I mean

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Speaker 4: very hard. There's general outside moving away as you're chopping

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Speaker 4: in on a big tea, Bote.

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Speaker 3: But I'm trying your mum. Ah, you've got you know,

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Speaker 3: you've got cats.

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Speaker 4: I've got a dog. Well, your dog thinks it's human.

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Speaker 3: I do not really know which. Listen to this Listen

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Speaker 3: to this bit.

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Speaker 5: Though.

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Speaker 2: A survey has found that two in five owners let

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Speaker 2: their dog or cats share the bed. One in three

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Speaker 2: humanize their animals so much that they refuse to get

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Speaker 2: changed or be naked in front of them.

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Speaker 4: Do you get changed in front of the men in

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Speaker 4: the mood cha?

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Speaker 3: I think so. She's not a sniffer. You know, some

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Speaker 3: dogs will get their nose in anywhere they can. She's

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Speaker 3: not one of those.

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Speaker 4: What are you doing when you're getting changed?

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Speaker 3: Mini is not interested as what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: What about your husband, Mini?

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Speaker 3: What about your cat?

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Speaker 4: Rufus cat? You know what he started to do? As

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Speaker 4: soon as I get out of the bed. The cat

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Speaker 4: gets into the bed with Helen and actually gets under

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Speaker 4: the blanket and puts his head on my pillow. So

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Speaker 4: it's like he's actually turned in. I've turned into the cat.

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Speaker 3: Does she think that someone's put a spell?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Witch, I've turned to a black cat.

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Speaker 3: So she says, Rufus is in the bed. You don't

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Speaker 3: know that your pool guy's.

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Speaker 4: Called rufous and we don't have a pool.

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Speaker 3: Interesting, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: So many questions I've got to ask my wife tonight.

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Speaker 2: Well, the tribal drama is beating four. My pet thinks

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Speaker 2: it's people. One of the girls in the typing pool

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Speaker 2: has a story about a pet that.

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Speaker 4: She's one of the top girls in the typing Sure, oh,

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Speaker 4: she bit the second top'll probably third actually then four

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Speaker 4: fourth got two?

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Speaker 3: That's how bad.

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Speaker 4: I'm not too sure what she does. Anna, Anna, you

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Speaker 4: have a horsey, Yes.

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Speaker 6: So we have a horsey Indie, and my horse absolutely

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Speaker 6: thinks it's human. For whatever reason, we noticed it when

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Speaker 6: he first started drinking.

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Speaker 3: Coffee out of our coffee cups.

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Speaker 6: When we would look to the other direction, his tongue

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Speaker 6: would be in our cups. We're outside outside, so you'd

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Speaker 6: just be out on the you know, outside in the garden,

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Speaker 6: having a cup of tea, and he'll just come and

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Speaker 6: sneak up behind you. And then we started unpacking groceries,

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Speaker 6: you know from when you've gone to the shops, and

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Speaker 6: his head will be in the groceries trying to pick

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Speaker 6: up the bags and he would quite literally follow you

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Speaker 6: in through the door of the front house. Just nothing

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Speaker 6: wrong with it, nothing to see here. I'm just a

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Speaker 6: horse walking into my house.

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Speaker 3: And how does it is it? We'd seeing a horse

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Speaker 3: inside a house? Does it wrecked the floor? Does he

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Speaker 3: do plops inside? Yeah, we don't encourage it.

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Speaker 6: He's not there, you know, sitting on the couch as

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Speaker 6: soon as he's in, and we've kind of heard the

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Speaker 6: clock clop behind us, we're all behind yelling at him

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Speaker 6: get out.

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Speaker 3: I saw a picture on your Instagram where you're trying

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Speaker 3: to read a book in a hammock and his head's

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Speaker 3: just next to us. If he's reading alongside you.

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Speaker 6: He's just the biggest busy body and he won't let

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Speaker 6: you get along, get on with any of your daily

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Speaker 6: chores or reading a book. And does if I'm in

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Speaker 6: the pool, he's try he's gotten into the pool by

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Speaker 6: like push the pool fence open and literally started to

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Speaker 6: try and walk down into the pool.

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Speaker 3: Really these horses, And do you ride him? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Why does he feel about that?

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Speaker 5: Not great?

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Speaker 3: He's not a good he's not a good friendship.

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Speaker 4: Let's keep him profress with you, but get off my back.

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Speaker 4: Allison is in round corner.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Allison, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Good morning. I've got Charlie here with me. He's our cat.

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Speaker 1: And if you can hear him purring can actually yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he actually, as we speak, is sitting in a basin.

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Speaker 1: He refuses to drink out of a bowl. He will

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Speaker 1: only drink out of a basin in our laundry. He's

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Speaker 1: just head butted the phone or the pantry or the

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Speaker 1: bath tub, and so he has to have fresh running water.

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Speaker 1: He just won't drink out of a bowl or he

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Speaker 1: likes ice cubes.

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Speaker 3: So he puts his mouth under the tap.

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Speaker 1: Yes, oh, his whole head, His whole head goes under

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Speaker 1: the tap as the water is running. And then he

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Speaker 1: waits for to drip down over his mouth and he

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Speaker 1: licks it all up.

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Speaker 4: So he likes the water on his head.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, water that way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just he's actually sitting right under the tap

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Speaker 1: as we speak. And if I turn to tap on,

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Speaker 1: it'll be running over his head, over back, over his

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Speaker 1: his neck and his ears.

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Speaker 4: Can you do that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I can do it. What happens okay? Here so heavy

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Speaker 4: That's a stream that's a.

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Speaker 1: Huge and here he goes I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: can hear it. So he's licking.

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Speaker 2: He likes it, but that's annoying for you. It means

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Speaker 2: that he's constantly wet of head.

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Speaker 4: It is.

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Speaker 1: It is always waiting for ice cubes, and so we've

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Speaker 1: got to have fresh ice cubes already, and then he

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Speaker 1: drinks them off the wall.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Alison jenn Is with us as well. Hello jen By,

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Speaker 4: good morning.

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Speaker 3: Good What ped have you got and what does it think?

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Speaker 3: Why does it think it's human?

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Speaker 5: I have a bit of dog. He's kind of he's

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Speaker 5: got a dozen different breeds in it, and he thinks

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Speaker 5: he's human for many many reasons, but in particular, he

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Speaker 5: has a side of the bed he has to sleep on,

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Speaker 5: and he has to sleep on that side of the

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Speaker 5: bed with his head on a pillow. And at the moment,

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Speaker 5: I've got a back injury, and so I had to

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Speaker 5: rearrange the bed. You know, sleeping with the back injury

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Speaker 5: is quite uncomfortable. So had to rearrange the bed so

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Speaker 5: I could sleep comfortably. But that meant that I encroached

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Speaker 5: on his side of the bed, and so he spent

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Speaker 5: the first forty minutes that night crying until like got

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Speaker 5: my housemates helped me rearrange my bed so that he

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Speaker 5: could go and sleep on his side of the bed.

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Speaker 3: Wow, forget your soul back. Yeah, let's fix the bed

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Speaker 3: for the dog.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, it was either fix the bed for the

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Speaker 5: dog or spend the entire night with him crying in

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Speaker 5: my ear.

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Speaker 4: And you're a single, Yes, I'm single.

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Speaker 5: He wouldn't allow anyone.

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Speaker 4: Else in the bed. Can you see what's happening? Sam

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Speaker 4: has joined as Hello, Sam.

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Speaker 7: Good morning, How are you very well?

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Speaker 3: What's your pet? Sam?

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Speaker 7: It's my grandmother's cockateal.

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Speaker 4: Every to the.

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Speaker 7: Last eighteen years he's joined Nanipop at the dinner table

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Speaker 7: and eats whatever Nana popa eating a cockateal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so it lives a long time, doesn't it. Cockatoosa

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Speaker 3: a long time.

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Speaker 2: So it will eat steak and chips, it will eat

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Speaker 2: tunea morning, whatever they're eating.

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Speaker 7: Yep, whatever they're eating. Then we'll give him a small

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Speaker 7: portion and he'll have his fill.

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Speaker 4: Does he get nervous when you serve up chicken tonight?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 7: I thought he might have. We had chicken sniffle the

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Speaker 7: other day and then cut off a bit for him

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Speaker 7: and he ate it. It was normal.

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Speaker 4: He's eating his own kind. Don't tell him it's meat.

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Speaker 4: It's nut meat. Thank you, Helen, anything but not meat, thanks,

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Speaker 4: thank you. Sham joined the

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Speaker 1: And Amanda in Good Morning One at one point seven

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Speaker 1: Tell You