WEBVTT - MINI: Road Trip

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them Christian None Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So how do you get on their longest road trip

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<v Speaker 2>so far with little seven week old baby Gordon.

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<v Speaker 3>We stripped him in and went out to Yarra Glenn,

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful part of Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we staid at there a couple of times. It's

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<v Speaker 2>stunning in there're those beautiful wide open space.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Out near Hillsville. We went to a country footy match

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<v Speaker 3>and he was actually pretty good for his long car trip,

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<v Speaker 3>over an hour in the cart, so a little worried

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<v Speaker 3>about it. He slept on the way there, He slept

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<v Speaker 3>at the game. He was great, chatting to everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>But then do you worry you're going to pay the

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<v Speaker 1>price in the evening?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the thing coming back, you know, it gets to

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<v Speaker 3>that itchy time of night where he's always stressed, like

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<v Speaker 3>six o'clock. Yeah, witching, How honestly it is because something

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<v Speaker 3>clicks in him. He's like, I'm not happy anymore, nothing's changing.

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<v Speaker 1>Find that it's all so delicate.

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<v Speaker 2>Just one little thing that you do, like one degree

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<v Speaker 2>that you've done slightly different during the day. How's a

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<v Speaker 2>dramatic consequence.

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<v Speaker 3>And they go He can go from smiling to what

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<v Speaker 3>seems like the greatest pain in the world within a

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<v Speaker 3>milli seconds. So he flicked that switch. On Saturday, as

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<v Speaker 3>we're getting into the car and like, oh no, we

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<v Speaker 3>got an air ahead of us. And he's already getting

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<v Speaker 3>in the car. Grumpy Bank is sitting in the back

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<v Speaker 3>with him. He's screaming, he's cracked it. I just want

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<v Speaker 3>to get home because I'm starving. I'm really hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's the way you're saying he's cracked it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's seven weeks old, can't even hold his head straight

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<v Speaker 2>up yet control his boals, but he knows how to

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<v Speaker 2>crack it.

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<v Speaker 3>He has he's well and truly threw the toys out

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<v Speaker 3>of the cot.

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<v Speaker 2>And did he poop himself a well, because sometimes when

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<v Speaker 2>they're really angry, it's like they summon a poop and

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<v Speaker 2>then you're driving along you're like, you know, you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>need to look around.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a smell that fills the cor Oh god, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>put over somewhere and change it.

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<v Speaker 3>All of the above. He's stinky, he's hungry, I'm hungry.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody's image as an adult if you cracked it, and

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<v Speaker 4>there's part of that, you actually saw it with yourself

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<v Speaker 4>you didn't like the takeaway, you didn't want to go

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<v Speaker 4>and see dinner party while you're there.

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<v Speaker 1>You cracked it so bad you actually sold yourself. Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>we've spoken about this, go and change your pants.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that dumpling pace I told you was booked on

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<v Speaker 3>Friday night, right, Well, so we're driving home. We still

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<v Speaker 3>got more than an hour ago, and he's got to

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<v Speaker 3>pull over to feed, and I'm like, oh, I'm hungry too,

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<v Speaker 3>But I guess his hunger outweighs my hunger for well.

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<v Speaker 1>Dumped, well done, don't guess.

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<v Speaker 2>It does take the guess work out of being the dad.

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<v Speaker 3>So we pull into some random car park. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>basketball court in Diamond Creek, and we're about to feed him.

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<v Speaker 3>I get out of the car to help him get

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<v Speaker 3>onto banker and feed. As I'm getting out of the car,

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<v Speaker 3>I smelled the unmistakable scent of a sausage sizzle heaven Sin.

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<v Speaker 1>Suddenly everything's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>A sausage from God. Gordon feeds. I go up and

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<v Speaker 3>get two sausages. I eat them in the time he's

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<v Speaker 3>still feeding another twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I've made your proper sort of that's all even wants

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<v Speaker 2>a snag white bread onions.

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<v Speaker 3>Perfect, it's you're bunning snag. It just happens to be

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<v Speaker 3>this time for the diamond belly Eagles.

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<v Speaker 1>The old tap or did you have cash? Who has cash?

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<v Speaker 3>Even had cash on? Everything was sinking up. Twenty minutes later,

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<v Speaker 3>he's still feeding. He takes him about half an hour

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<v Speaker 3>to feed. Made room for a third, one three sausages.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, don't you find in that moment when there's this

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<v Speaker 2>unexpected thing, a little just a sliver of joy, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and when a day looked like it was running away

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<v Speaker 2>from you, that's better than going to a restaurant. You've

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<v Speaker 2>had book for six weeks and going up for a

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<v Speaker 2>big meal. It actually means more to you.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right, A pricing meal couldn't even outdo like seven

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<v Speaker 3>to fifty dollars seven dollars fifty worth of sausages. And

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<v Speaker 3>it's probably the best meal I've had since the start

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<v Speaker 3>of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>And Gordon gets a feed as well.

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<v Speaker 2>So when when The Christian O'Connell Show podcast