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<v Speaker 1>Quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells show podcast. Up

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<v Speaker 2>the eighteenth. I'll give you a reminder of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably going to set out very very quickly. At

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<v Speaker 2>Ticke Tech. We have a pair right now. The world

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<v Speaker 2>is crazy right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't It makes no sense?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>And then suddenly you've got Elon Musk. Well, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to listen to this from the news take.

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<v Speaker 1>Billionaire Elon Musk has challenged Russian President Vladimir Putin to

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<v Speaker 1>a duel. Musk tweeted hereby challenged Vladimir Putin to single combat.

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<v Speaker 1>Stakes are Ukraine?

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<v Speaker 2>Elon must get Ukraine if he wins or I mean

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<v Speaker 2>single combat as well?

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<v Speaker 4>What is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Even? I don't even heard that phrase single combat.

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<v Speaker 3>My jousting sticks.

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<v Speaker 4>Out, I'll tell you what Putin smokes him within the

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<v Speaker 4>first round.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, you're going up against someone who used to run

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<v Speaker 2>the KGB and is a Judo ninth dan and is

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<v Speaker 2>like the.

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<v Speaker 4>Most eveless man on the planet. What's he on, musk done?

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<v Speaker 4>He's a rich billionaire.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit of work is private pilate studio with Diane.

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<v Speaker 4>The world's crazy today with this news. It always didn't

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<v Speaker 4>say it that. I think he said a fight to

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<v Speaker 4>the death as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, yes, all right, So today's time waste for

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<v Speaker 2>this is fighting celebrities fighting celebs.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go Betty fights. Rip that old girl. She had

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<v Speaker 4>her right hand on her low. Oh my word, she

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<v Speaker 4>would dig you out.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver plus.

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<v Speaker 2>But then the Carlisle a lovely, friendly lady. Not when

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<v Speaker 2>she's been on the gin, beligerent Carlisle. Maybe Everson Waters Now,

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<v Speaker 2>Belinda go Tom Hanks. He's a nice guy, I know

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<v Speaker 2>when he gets angry. Tom Shanks, the shanker. Silver Ma

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<v Speaker 2>Madonna tough as nails. That's right, she's m a donna.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, that's a bronze bare knuckle grils good Silver

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<v Speaker 2>plus and half Nelson, Mandela tap Or.

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<v Speaker 3>He will choke you out, not so peaceful.

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<v Speaker 2>Surrender to half Nelson Mandela, all right, fighting slavers? What

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<v Speaker 2>have you got the boy pretender Rios?

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<v Speaker 3>Wheregie Murphy?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you hear any laughter right now?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought maybe the mike. He might have turned it

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<v Speaker 3>off by accident.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, Patsy. Then we get from Huggy David.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey still Half.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you the spirit of Jack lives on.

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<v Speaker 3>Well performed Pablo kick Asso.

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<v Speaker 4>So that is very very good.

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<v Speaker 3>I will try one more. You loved him in the

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<v Speaker 3>Sure Shank Redemption. Yeah, more guns freemen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's good, yeah Silver All.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Well, Christian Connell's show podcast Fighting Celebrities is the

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<v Speaker 2>time waster?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh boy? What am I working with?

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<v Speaker 2>I do my best to train up the next generation

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<v Speaker 2>of radio superstars.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a professional.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep sendero. Don't forget what we do. For some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>it elotes Jack. It's the same as you as well.

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<v Speaker 3>It's impossible.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a price. We have to have a winner

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<v Speaker 4>at the end of it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's written down, Patsy, bless him on a piece of paper.

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<v Speaker 4>Capital don't look enough winner.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got notes all over the desk, put calls through.

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<v Speaker 2>Speak when spoken to my presenter brackets the bomb.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's do it. You ready to mark them?

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<v Speaker 3>I am ready?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you ready to order Winner?

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<v Speaker 3>Now? I am all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So fighting celebrities Al Punchino.

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<v Speaker 3>Good Start Silver, Drew Puncy.

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<v Speaker 4>Moore, I love that one. Go one on, Jimmy ash

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<v Speaker 4>Karate for Ash Party.

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<v Speaker 3>Well she plays multiple sports at Silver Plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah Sco Mofoco, mofo domester with this mofo, I take almonies.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care how rich you're getting. I've got that

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<v Speaker 2>exercise bike Silver. I'm gonna have to be careful with

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<v Speaker 2>the getting this pronunciation right it's supposed to be. David

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<v Speaker 2>Ambra sent me this one, David A you want.

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<v Speaker 4>To go Bra? Oh okay, there you want to go, Bra.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a hard note from me.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it deserves a gold bill Gates to Hell.

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<v Speaker 4>He will take you to the gates of Hell.

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<v Speaker 3>Scary Man Silver Plushy.

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<v Speaker 2>Josh Leonardo Leonardo to capitate you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, think it easy.

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<v Speaker 2>Johnny Spentley, Judo Law Oh, Ashley Brye for Sweet Nippon Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>Are going to be excited with the marst arts too. Now.

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<v Speaker 4>I mentioned half Nelson Mandela from a Man of peace.

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<v Speaker 3>You did.

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<v Speaker 4>What about smother Teresa?

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<v Speaker 2>What a great tag team from the Holy People, the

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<v Speaker 2>Holy Fighters.

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<v Speaker 4>You go meet your maker with.

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<v Speaker 3>Some mother Teresa, such a violent in. Yeah that's a

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<v Speaker 3>god plus though.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Nicholas Cage Fighter, Silver Nunchuck, Norris slam Nail. It takes

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<v Speaker 2>Matt slam Neil. I look at the old man. He

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<v Speaker 2>was slamming to the mat Silver, Chris. Shouldn't you be

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<v Speaker 2>teaching dad I? Dallai body slam Yard. We're building a

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<v Speaker 2>real team.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, Mother terse Yes, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Mother terrasa half.

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<v Speaker 2>Now half Nelson Mandela and now Dallai body Slamya.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a gold for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Who's he Thurman? M Nicole Kilderman? You mess with Nicole?

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<v Speaker 3>Very dark?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Bronz Australian Hero Bronx.

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<v Speaker 4>Brad Pittbull, bron Tom you're cruising for bruising Bronze and

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<v Speaker 4>armed Taekwondo. Who is the winner?

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<v Speaker 3>Rio?

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<v Speaker 4>Who's off to go and see Chris rock.

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<v Speaker 3>Live on Taekwon?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't right at the end, Jack does this because it's

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<v Speaker 2>the only one incre no notes anymore, no notes tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not helping you.

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