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Speaker 1: Wimen Woody that bite sized.

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Speaker 2: It's a Wednesday, which means we've got our one and

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Speaker 2: only fairy God Martha, who joins us right now.

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Speaker 1: Martha Calvin problem too big or too small?

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Speaker 3: If you're having an issue, you know who to call.

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Speaker 3: It's women Woodies, fairy.

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Speaker 4: God, Martha, MafA welcome, Hey guys.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Martha's rocked up today looking like the opening scene

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Speaker 2: of James Bond Specter The Day of the Dead.

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Speaker 4: I've just got a clay mask on. But the boys

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Speaker 4: of you know, first time for everything.

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Speaker 5: Will I was okay with the claim. Mark, Yeah, what.

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Speaker 4: He was totally fine with it. He was asking me like,

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Speaker 4: what were the active ingredients and like you know which

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Speaker 4: one it was.

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Speaker 2: As soon as I walked in, he was like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: put straight on the panther paper mash shape.

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Speaker 1: You knew all about it though.

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Speaker 6: Actually be interested. So you you've got a face mask

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Speaker 6: on though, Marvigau.

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Speaker 5: I'm wearing a clay mask because you got to shoot tomorrow. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: people might be interested to hear and potentially me.

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Speaker 1: I'm currently not. You're gonna have to spinning around.

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Speaker 5: How much prep do you do for like a photo shoot?

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Speaker 5: Like what do we talk. What are the things you

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Speaker 5: have to do before a big shoot.

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Speaker 4: I'll just do a mask, like you know, wash my hair,

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Speaker 4: do a hair mask, do a face mask, might exfolier,

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Speaker 4: you know, depending on what it is, might like shave

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Speaker 4: my body from my eyebrows down, just you know that

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Speaker 4: sort of stuff. But this is just a regular clay mask.

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Speaker 4: I'm just wearing it for ages because like my skin

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Speaker 4: is so stressed right now. It's really red skin.

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Speaker 1: Skin gear is like your like that's your premium. Bit

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Speaker 1: is that I've got good skin.

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Speaker 2: Because like Martha's known as a makeup and face person,

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Speaker 2: like that's that's what she you know, that's what she

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Speaker 2: makes you crust off if that was like that's just

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Speaker 2: an annoying thing. You know, it's like being a fitness model.

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Speaker 1: You've got to always you've got to you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, Like if I was a hair person. But

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Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? But it's a tough

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Speaker 1: thing for you to have to worry about.

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Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not necessarily worrying about it. But it's

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Speaker 4: just like if you wake up with a pimple, if

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Speaker 4: you wake up with a pimp screwed, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, that's your day.

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Speaker 5: If you wouldn't go to the shops?

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Speaker 4: No, I would, is it if I'm thirty three? I

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Speaker 4: don't care about a pimple anymore?

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Speaker 1: Like that your brand?

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Speaker 2: Like if I saw Martha Califatti's with a pimple, I'd

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Speaker 2: be like, unfollower, that's the last time.

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Speaker 4: You know what, if I got a pimple, that would

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Speaker 4: be lucrative for me. Do you know how many brands

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Speaker 4: would want to fix my pimple? Really? Yeah, that is lucrative.

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Speaker 6: So so Martha, if you got a pimple, would you

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Speaker 6: take a photo of that pimple and then like send

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Speaker 6: it out to all the big brands like your may

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Speaker 6: bea Leans, your Laurels.

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Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't send it out like I would be like,

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Speaker 4: I would probably put it on my stories and then

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Speaker 4: they would ask about it and then hey, we've got

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Speaker 4: something for you.

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Speaker 1: You know how much people approach you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: People would would you be open?

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Speaker 6: So, I mean, I don't want to wish a pimple

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Speaker 6: upon you, But if you ever got a pimple on

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Speaker 6: a Wednesday, when you come and join us, can we

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Speaker 6: auction off your pimple?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Amazing?

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Speaker 2: And then see what who wants who wants to skin cream.

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Speaker 2: B I love that we've got Martha Calipertuni's our fairy Godmartha.

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Speaker 3: The problem too big or too small. If you're having

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Speaker 3: an issue, you know who to call. It's woman Woodies,

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Speaker 3: very god Martha.

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Speaker 2: All right, Martha, let's get down to business. This is

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Speaker 2: what you're into some sage advice. Have you ever had

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Speaker 2: feelings for somebody else while you've been in a relationship?

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Speaker 1: And if you have, well you can answer that how

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Speaker 2: You'll probably be diplomatic about that because you want to

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Speaker 2: avoid the Daily Mail today.

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Speaker 1: But have you about to never get that situation? How

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Speaker 4: Look, I've never really had feelings for another person when

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Speaker 4: which I take it pretty seriously. I've only really been

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Speaker 1: It's a guy that.

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Speaker 6: Took the doors off, the doors off the bathroom, took

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Speaker 4: And yeah, that's that one. That And like, I never

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Speaker 4: Like I've never been like, oh my god, boys of

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Speaker 4: I like him. That's enough for me. I don't need

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Speaker 4: to have like you know, and like you know, some

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Speaker 4: they just are that's the type, you know, that type

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Speaker 4: I'm not that type of person, but I have many

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Speaker 4: other flaws, like many many of them. That's just not

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Speaker 6: So Martha, how would you feel And this doesn't have

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Speaker 6: to necessarily be Michael, but if a partner ever said

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Speaker 6: to you that they've got feelings for someone else. And

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Speaker 6: the reason I'm asking about this because Will Smith and

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Speaker 6: Jada Smith are in an open relationship or open marriage,

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Speaker 6: and I assume that started when one of them found

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Speaker 6: someone else attractive. How would you navigate your partner saying

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Speaker 6: to you, I've found someone else attractive and for want

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Speaker 6: but I want to stay.

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Speaker 1: With you careful what you say here.

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Speaker 2: Obviously you are on radio, So killing him and chopping

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Speaker 4: Thing that I would think is like, shit, now I

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Speaker 2: Hot, you know, like ship.

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Speaker 4: Now I've got to get out there and like find

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Speaker 1: But likeship a little.

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Speaker 4: Bit tick for tag.

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Speaker 2: That's it, isn't it, Because you've got to think to

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Speaker 2: yourself like, oh cool, that's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: But if one of you is getting some and the

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Speaker 2: At home, it sucks for the one in Paris.

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Speaker 4: You know what's funny? Michael and I spoke about this, yes,

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Speaker 4: but you know, Abby Chatfield in an open relationship, so

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Speaker 4: we follow Abby. We love Abby and anyways, she announced

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Speaker 4: that she was in an open relationship and Michael was like, well,

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Speaker 4: Michael's way of tiptoeing around anyway, I'm like, no, I

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Speaker 4: don't know if it's really for me, Like I don't know,

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Speaker 4: and he's like yeah, Like I don't get it. Like

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Speaker 4: what happens? So, like, you know, I go out one

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Speaker 4: I get into bed with you and I'm like, babe,

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Speaker 4: love your kisses. And then and then he's like, would

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Speaker 4: you be okay with that? I'm like not when you.

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Speaker 5: Put it like that. Practicalities of it, You're just.

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Speaker 1: Like not when you put it like that.

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Speaker 4: Look, it's not for us, obviously, but it is for Jada,

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Speaker 4: and it is for Will and it is for you know,

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Speaker 4: Abby and whatever else. Yeah, it's for other people. Know what,

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Speaker 4: With relationships, you just can never judge. You can never judge,

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Speaker 4: Like everyone's relationship is unique, so we just can't, you know.

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Speaker 2: Fair enough forces of course she's well, said Martha rounded applause.

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Speaker 4: I mean she came on.

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Speaker 1: The paper shape, paper mash mask, said that she.

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Speaker 4: For somebody else in all my skincare for the rest

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Speaker 4: on what I'm doing, Okay.

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Speaker 5: Appreciate please.

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Speaker 1: That would be a nice little feed for me what

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Speaker 2: Can't you you can?

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Speaker 4: You can?

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Speaker 1: You can can the whole batches, Yeah, you can can.

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Speaker 1: I fallow Martha sometimes she's got like sixty five stories

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Speaker 1: in her own, a lot of stories. That's a hard swipe.

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Speaker 4: Left for me, you do the same, don't worry an

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Speaker 7: I feel like there's like there's enough, there's enough, there's

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Speaker 7: when it comes out and say, here's Martha, here's me

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Speaker 7: in front of a mirror. He's in front of a

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Speaker 4: Sounds like stories today, aker stalk them that I just switched.

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Speaker 1: I had to swipe hard, learned the lesson. I think

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Speaker 2: You're about to get twenty five photos of me in

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Speaker 2: front of the same mirror with different cream. God, swipe

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Speaker 2: left now for those of you that don't want to

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Speaker 2: see more of my face anyway, Thanks for joinings, pleasure, go.

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Speaker 5: And follow Martha on Instagram if you.

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Speaker 1: Want after that

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