Speaker 1: It's a Christian a color show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey coome on in Tuesday On in six minutes past six,
Speaker 2: Come on and Patsy, good morning Christians. Come on in Jack.
Speaker 3: How are you guys go?
Speaker 4: This morning with Tuesday one in which in my house
Speaker 4: means I've got to get up twenty minutes started to
Speaker 4: get everything ready for the rowing Queen Ruby as I
Speaker 4: dropped off this morning. So my daughter was rowing at
Speaker 4: school at her elected sport, which means twice a week.
Speaker 2: After drop her off at school at.
Speaker 4: Ten to five, and then she they all stagger out
Speaker 4: of mum and Dad's cars. No one stood up right,
Speaker 4: They're all like staggering out. They can barely stand up right.
Speaker 4: You know, all these these big bags they've got these
Speaker 4: days as kids and a sports gear and they're off
Speaker 4: to some late to gone row. Obviously smallness raining. So
Speaker 4: we pull up as normal normally, she just leaps out
Speaker 4: the car. She doesn't want to hang around, no time
Speaker 4: for small talk with dad. Today she sits in the car.
Speaker 4: You're right, well it's raining, and I went gonna get over.
Speaker 4: I actually said this, and that greatness wasn't built in sunshine.
Speaker 4: I said, you need to get out of the car,
Speaker 4: I said, there's water in the lake. Now that we
Speaker 4: wore water falling on you, I said, out you go, row.
Speaker 4: She looks so unhappy. She was filthy as I drove off.
Speaker 2: I have to be honest, I was smiling for the
Speaker 2: first summer's morning. I'm more on that rowboat right now.
Speaker 4: Those teenagers drizzling out there.
Speaker 2: How can you even see what's land and what's lake?
Speaker 2: They got like, you know, minus.
Speaker 4: Hats on some of that on the lake out there
Speaker 4: this morning. That is is wrong, Patsy what I was
Speaker 4: just telling Jack? But tell us what's all happened with
Speaker 4: your spoon?
Speaker 5: Oh my trusty old wooden spoon, snapped when I was
Speaker 5: whipping up a bit of a beef mint.
Speaker 2: To be honest, was this over Christian husband's head or no?
Speaker 5: And it's it's not. It's just a cheap old spoon,
Speaker 5: but it's it's the sentimentality of it. I got it
Speaker 5: for my kitchen tea, just for my wedding over twenty
Speaker 5: years ago, and it's been a trusty old spoon. It's
Speaker 5: made birthday cakes for Audie and treats for nieces and nephews.
Speaker 5: My Grandma's beautiful fruit cake that's.
Speaker 4: We need some of those treats as well, haven't we those? As?
Speaker 4: I mean, they were a little bit hard. Spoons broken,
Speaker 4: did you say? It broke while he was stirring beef mints?
Speaker 4: How rough is the beef mints? It can break a
Speaker 4: spoon in the half.
Speaker 3: Trying to break it up and it just went. The
Speaker 3: whole cow still in there, just.
Speaker 2: His head and nice, ah, so what are you going
Speaker 2: to do? Why can't you super glue? And then you
Speaker 2: should get it framed.
Speaker 5: Chris did off at a gaffer.
Speaker 3: Tape it up.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 3: It sounds exactly like Christian's headfast. He refused to let
Speaker 3: go because they had sentimental.
Speaker 2: Still work the spoon, though, you need to, seriously, I
Speaker 2: would get it. There. Was it a clean break like
Speaker 2: they said, not to say that, a splintered? Oh no,
Speaker 2: what into the beef mints?
Speaker 3: Probably rubbage?
Speaker 2: She could nick plate like you do in the evening,
Speaker 2: all of you. So what are you going to do
Speaker 2: with it? You should keep it.
Speaker 5: It's in the bin.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you shouldn't put it in the bin.
Speaker 5: All those memories I know, well they're gone, they're flushed
Speaker 5: down the drain. They're in the bin. I have memories
Speaker 5: of here in the heart Christian oh.
Speaker 4: Wise words, there is true. I over the weekend, you'll
Speaker 4: love this patch. Right, we were having a massive sort
Speaker 4: out of stuff and some stuff we still unpacked.
Speaker 2: You've seen my garage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's bad. It it's really bad. Right, so much
Speaker 4: so week we moved. It was three years ago, mate.
Speaker 2: Right, there's still three huge boxes you were supposed to
Speaker 2: have unpacked, right, Sarah goes, what, I just shoved them
Speaker 2: behind something. You know, the crime's got up with you almost.
Speaker 2: I'd almost got away with it and escap shut down
Speaker 2: last week. She was like, what the hell was those?
Speaker 2: I went, oh, I'm pretty sure you said you were
Speaker 2: going to unpack those.
Speaker 4: There was loads of rare stuff from the kids when
Speaker 4: they were like, really really young, all the stuff lucky
Speaker 4: about throwing away anyway.
Speaker 2: I know, I took the macco out of you. I
Speaker 2: found this jar. It's got their teeth in it. Ah.
Speaker 3: I did not need to come over.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's tea.
Speaker 2: Kids were horrified. I went, They went, what's this?
Speaker 4: I killed someone one day, buried the body, chopped up
Speaker 4: in the bits and depositing all over the world.
Speaker 3: That means you had to bring those three customs and
Speaker 3: declare them yes, human teeth.
Speaker 2: Well they didn't. They didn't say anthing about human teeth.
Speaker 2: But they didn't want any mud on the mountain bike wheels.
Speaker 2: That's a scrubble of that. They didn't say anything about
Speaker 2: human teeth.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: Podcast yesterday, a little fellow man with a van turned up.
Speaker 4: My wife had has been selling a lot of stuff
Speaker 4: on on Facebook marketplace that we got right from the
Speaker 4: garage clear out on Sunday.
Speaker 2: One of them was this knacked, old green cut couch.
Speaker 4: Right and this guy you know what, I'm in Hamilton, Yeah,
Speaker 4: this guy trying to pick up this cheap old couch.
Speaker 4: I think my wife sort of must get thirty bucks
Speaker 4: or something for it. Creeks and stuff like that. The
Speaker 4: kids have had it in both of their bedrooms. Then
Speaker 4: just had enough of it. He driven all the way
Speaker 4: from Seaford and he was going all the way back
Speaker 4: with seafood. Seaford is like an at least an hour
Speaker 4: and twenty minutes from where I live. It's almost like
Speaker 4: a three hour round trip for a twenty five dollars
Speaker 4: and it's like a velvet green very very old.
Speaker 2: Fashioned knackered tide couch and.
Speaker 3: Then does it do you let him try it out
Speaker 3: and see if he likes it before he takes it
Speaker 3: or is it.
Speaker 2: Like it's a good point? He just sorry, and then
Speaker 2: I lugged it with it and chucked in the back
Speaker 2: of his van for him.
Speaker 4: He didn't try it out at all. You know, if
Speaker 4: I was buying a couch, I don't want to have
Speaker 4: a test sit on that just to see what it's like.
Speaker 4: The other thing I have brought in this morning that
Speaker 4: I'm going to give away this morning is while we
Speaker 4: were sorting out a load of stuff about a year
Speaker 4: and a half ago, as a surprise Christmas presence to
Speaker 4: both my daughters, I thought it'd be a great little
Speaker 4: family thing that we could all play together, some games
Speaker 4: to play over Christmas. I got them an Xbox, right,
Speaker 4: and they've never really used it. And they keep telling
Speaker 4: me that you haven't got sons, And I said, well,
Speaker 4: that's actually that's genderest. Girls love playing Xbox. That's okay,
Speaker 4: I said, that's genderest. I just got it so we
Speaker 4: can all play.
Speaker 2: There are all kinds of games on there, you know.
Speaker 4: So they said you need to get rid of it,
Speaker 4: so I was going to sell it, but I thought
Speaker 4: i'd bring it in this on there might be a
Speaker 4: family that could redo it. It is, I promise you,
Speaker 4: it's only been used three times. It's an Xbox One,
Speaker 4: one of these digital ones which you can download games
Speaker 4: to you don't buy the physical game. I also brought
Speaker 4: an extra handset for it as well.
Speaker 3: It's it looks actually brand new, like Mint. I would
Speaker 3: have described this as Mint condition. Besides the cable management
Speaker 3: where you've just like gem the Kales back into the bux.
Speaker 2: What is it about those HDMIK goods? Who is eyning
Speaker 2: them anyway? Behind? That isn't everyone's TV.
Speaker 4: Even if Buckingham Palas there's just a nest of crap
Speaker 4: there isn't there? No one has very good hdm I management?
Speaker 2: Do they that the scut the mysterious scart socket used
Speaker 2: to all will be about? And now it's sort of
Speaker 2: about those four little strange things on the back for
Speaker 2: the HDMI plug in.
Speaker 3: So this is actually a great present to give away
Speaker 3: to somebody in Xbox one.
Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on, and we play the relevant music.
Speaker 3: It's an Xbox one s all digital, so you don't
Speaker 3: play any physical games.
Speaker 4: And one those infomercial channels gone into it and natural
Speaker 4: please carry on with the salespill.
Speaker 3: One terabyte of storage four k Ultra HD comes with
Speaker 3: the controller and the console plus a second control that
Speaker 3: Christian has bought. And I can see that they go
Speaker 3: on eBay for about three hundred and fifty bucks at
Speaker 3: the moment.
Speaker 2: Wait, I didn't know that. Ah, that's it really. I
Speaker 2: thought it was about fifty bucks.
Speaker 3: And those are second proper secondhand one. So because yours
Speaker 3: as new, you might even get more than that.
Speaker 2: No, I said, I give it away. We'll give it away.
Speaker 2: That's what you were to us.
Speaker 4: Listener's three hundred dollars, which plays a value on each
Speaker 4: one of you. All right, cooling now, Then, if you've
Speaker 4: got a family and they'd like to play on an
Speaker 4: Xbox it's a what is that?
Speaker 2: An Xbox one?
Speaker 3: Xbox one s. It also comes with the game's Minecraft
Speaker 3: c of Thieves and Fortnite.
Speaker 2: Oh the kids love that Fortnite?
Speaker 4: Is it the Fortnight? I've done it again with the Fortnight?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, sorry, down with the kids, Patsy, you'll get
Speaker 4: your spoon.
Speaker 3: Oh give us that's the runners up prize.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show, podcasts.
Speaker 4: Garage clear out at the weekend. I don't think this
Speaker 4: is anything a man voluntarily does. I was made to
Speaker 4: do it. And one of the things I read that
Speaker 4: the kids just haven't used. I bought it with good
Speaker 4: intentions to surprise joint sort of birthday. A Christmas present
Speaker 4: from both is one of these xboxes, but they just
Speaker 4: haven't played on it. So I bought it in this
Speaker 4: morning to give away to one of you. So if
Speaker 4: there's a family that would really love one of these xboxes,
Speaker 4: Jack is in front of it. It genuinely is in
Speaker 4: mint condition, only be used three or four times. Two
Speaker 4: handheld consoles control controllers. What's the console?
Speaker 2: Is that the main big that's the big old boxes.
Speaker 2: That the big old box. Well those hand held.
Speaker 4: Things called controllers, controllers, console controllers. Good it all now,
Speaker 4: all right? So let's go to line to find out
Speaker 4: who wants this. Steph, good morning, Yes, hello, Steph. Okay,
Speaker 4: So tell us about your family that will be getting
Speaker 4: this if we pick you.
Speaker 6: Guys, Well, we've got Emma who's twelve, then who's ten?
Speaker 7: And Sammy here's eight, and they've pissed me to.
Speaker 8: Ring the line.
Speaker 9: Win today.
Speaker 2: Are they up already?
Speaker 6: They are, They've been up past in the last fifteen minutes,
Speaker 6: and I've only had my first cup of coffee blind.
Speaker 2: Right, that's okay, that's Keddy power. Oh yeah, you're more
Speaker 2: than welcome to have this.
Speaker 6: Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you can have it.
Speaker 10: Oh wow, you guys you want it?
Speaker 2: That is what I hope my kids are better, But
Speaker 2: no is lecturing me about gender stereotypical prizes.
Speaker 11: To get the next box, and my son's just doing
Speaker 11: circle work around this total.
Speaker 7: He's very ex.
Speaker 2: Like a dog chasing his town when they know they're
Speaker 2: going out for war. Well, it's great.
Speaker 4: It's one of these digital ones, so you can just
Speaker 4: download the games. So that happened to actually buy the
Speaker 4: hard copies. It's a console and two control controllers.
Speaker 12: Oh well I did told by one of your guys
Speaker 12: before that I'll have to.
Speaker 7: Purchase a third one and otherwise it'll be anarchy on
Speaker 7: my hands.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, yeah, so it's yours. Hello, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: you'll chuck them all on.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hello? Hello, Hey hey kids, you've got my old Xbox.
Speaker 11: Hello, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's right. I hope you really enjoyed playing on it,
Speaker 2: no fighting over it? Okay, well play third and what
Speaker 2: are you looking forward to playing? Let Me Guess Fortnight
Speaker 2: or Dance.
Speaker 4: Nation Miraft Minecraft, Minecraft Kids Kids Simulator.
Speaker 12: Alright, that's wonderful, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Tell you what, that's a handful in it. I'll six
Speaker 4: in the morning. That's why I chose this is a
Speaker 4: living in the morning basically for a couple of hours
Speaker 4: at a soundproof studio. Steph, We're glad he's gone to
Speaker 4: you and all your family. I hope you have a
Speaker 4: lot of fun with it.
Speaker 2: Which we get. We're send it out to you today.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, pleasure enjoy it. Bye, Christian.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian o'connald show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday and filling out the car of fuel. You know
Speaker 4: you've got a while. It takes the fuel to go in.
Speaker 4: It's born, sister born. One of those things you just
Speaker 4: have to do is fill the car. Oh, of course,
Speaker 4: I don't know why you were smiling smugly that you
Speaker 4: didn't know what I was talking about.
Speaker 2: I forgot you. Jack's got the Tesla.
Speaker 3: Don't have to go to the petrol You just got
Speaker 3: to wait four.
Speaker 2: Hours to charge up. Haven't this smug boy, but you can.
Speaker 3: Stay in the car.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh wow, puck anyway, like a mere morton.
Speaker 4: I was filling up the car with old fashioned fossil
Speaker 4: fuel this though it's actually shoving gold, carrying it in
Speaker 4: the car, banging the smart plugs to get it old
Speaker 4: chitty chitty bang bang go.
Speaker 2: Anyway, while I'm there, you know, I guess we order
Speaker 2: that you always have a look round to see who
Speaker 2: else is there, because you've got a couple of minutes
Speaker 2: when it fills up. And I saw a pink ice
Speaker 2: cream van unmissable, right, it was an ice cream van
Speaker 2: and the ice cream van man, and he was filling
Speaker 2: up the ice cream van. I've never seen this.
Speaker 4: And I even sent him because he was literally the
Speaker 4: other side of the same pump as me. If you're
Speaker 4: interested with pump number two, And I said, I don't
Speaker 4: know why I said this. I went, wow, I see
Speaker 4: that often. And he looked at me so bored, like really,
Speaker 4: you've got to mention, what are you ten.
Speaker 3: It's like saying.
Speaker 2: Exactly the same, you know, It's like, well.
Speaker 4: He looks also, it looks so flipping grumpy a stick
Speaker 4: a smile on. Kids could have been cutting schools.
Speaker 2: Schools empty out in a minute. They don't want to
Speaker 2: see it like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you think that music playing over and over
Speaker 3: it's a form of torture to He.
Speaker 4: Was a grumpiest looking guy i've seen this year, right,
Speaker 4: filling up that van.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I've never seen this before.
Speaker 4: But the one thing I was thinking about is like,
Speaker 4: so he's got another what two months of like decent
Speaker 4: enough weather, ye, right to sell those ice creams?
Speaker 3: And then where does he go? Hibern Yeah, what does he.
Speaker 4: Do for the rest of you know, during autumn and winter?
Speaker 4: The van that can during the summertime be parts outside
Speaker 4: the fronty house. Yep, really sunny day, he gets in there,
Speaker 4: cranks on the old that's like their siren.
Speaker 2: Yeah great, great, great drive around suburbs. Right. It never sounds,
Speaker 2: by the way, as fresh as this does it. It's
Speaker 2: always sounds like the battery that is attached to it's
Speaker 2: on its last legs and they can't be bothered to
Speaker 2: charge it overnight. It sounds more like this. It sounds
Speaker 2: as slightly that is wonky, just slightly off a little bit.
Speaker 2: Where does the van go?
Speaker 4: It can't be out the front of house. Like it
Speaker 4: is during the summer because the rain and stuff like
Speaker 4: that and get all rusty. Do they put them in
Speaker 4: storage somewhere or.
Speaker 3: Does he chase summer? Does he go up north.
Speaker 2: Brazil or something on a ferry and going so it's
Speaker 2: the Brazilian kids around there.
Speaker 4: You know. Where do we need to speak to an
Speaker 4: ice cream van? Hopefully not the guy spoke to you yesterday.
Speaker 4: He's not picking up that phone. Oh crumpy, my grum face.
Speaker 2: I want to know this someone. Then where do ice
Speaker 2: cream van people all right go in the winter? Yes?
Speaker 13: Do they?
Speaker 2: Jack thinks they go into hibernation? Maybe, I'd love Do
Speaker 2: they like a tortoise?
Speaker 4: They get put by their kids and family into a
Speaker 4: box in the van for six months and then get
Speaker 4: woken up.
Speaker 2: They go into a deep sleep. Basically they call the
Speaker 2: ice creams. Where do you go? Do you chase the sun?
Speaker 2: Or do they have a second seasonal industry?
Speaker 3: What do you What does that mean?
Speaker 5: I reckon they'd sell like hot gem donuts or hot dogs,
Speaker 5: like hot food at markets and stuff in the winter.
Speaker 3: No, because then the side in the same van.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's got all like golden gay time.
Speaker 3: It's all the you know, the nine and you can
Speaker 3: tell they haven't been painted in twenty years. It's not
Speaker 3: like they're updating the side of It's still got.
Speaker 2: The money sort of shippings and stuff.
Speaker 3: That's the one thing that does update is the price.
Speaker 1: Because Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: I wonder how that tribute band was on Friday. I
Speaker 4: remember knock Off Friday, one of our listeners going to
Speaker 4: see him for about the nine hundredth time. I go
Speaker 4: through all the emails that come in to me, right,
Speaker 4: and there's a lot too way through. Sometimes there's a
Speaker 4: lot of press release and stuff like that that clearly
Speaker 4: the PR company have never listened to, not just this
Speaker 4: radio show, but any radio shows. It's like, do you
Speaker 4: want to speak to the leading proctologists this year? And however,
Speaker 4: this one simply titled I do drive through Weddings caught
Speaker 4: my eye and I have actually opened up this morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: This is a good news story. So and I think
Speaker 2: we all love good news. We love good news on
Speaker 2: the show, don't we.
Speaker 4: We'd love to share the news about how tiny Land
Speaker 4: has pivoted to drive through weddings.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, So it is what it says on the box.
Speaker 3: I guess you get in the front seat and they're
Speaker 3: at the window.
Speaker 4: Again it says, this is a good news story. Love
Speaker 4: always wins, even with a virus circle in the globe.
Speaker 4: Maybe you want to do a surprise drive through wedding,
Speaker 4: give it away as a prize for one of your listeners.
Speaker 2: So I'm just imagining, is this really us we imagine it?
Speaker 2: It's a drive through wedding, as in what you pull
Speaker 2: up to the window where you'd normally audio macas So.
Speaker 3: I'm imagining a McDonald's, a red roadster.
Speaker 2: So if it's a drive through wedding, is that is
Speaker 2: the priest there at the window who and he reads
Speaker 2: through what the tannoy or.
Speaker 3: That I still imagined like a teenager doing it, you know, just.
Speaker 4: Bored, not even make an eye, can't tell you the
Speaker 4: way they wave up that little thing for you to do,
Speaker 4: the chip and pin.
Speaker 2: Don't even use eye contact between health.
Speaker 4: Click eye except sorry I do. It's more like turns
Speaker 4: and conditions. The other thing they're offering as well is
Speaker 4: a drive through renewal of your vows. Now I did
Speaker 4: for our fifteenth anniversary about eight or nine years ago,
Speaker 4: where I did actually surprise my wife with renewing our
Speaker 4: vows at the original church we got married in. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and obviously you know we had two daughters and I'd
Speaker 4: got them dresses they could addressed for.
Speaker 2: It was great fun. Not the same if you're going
Speaker 2: to renew your vowels, you know, and all that meant
Speaker 2: originally just at the quickness, just the disposability of a drive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can renew, like renew vowls is not
Speaker 3: something you have to do straight away. Wait a year
Speaker 3: and two when we're out of Coke phone contract.
Speaker 2: It's an I see, it's more like an upgrade or
Speaker 2: anything like that.
Speaker 4: However I want to do They mean like drive through
Speaker 4: to Maybe it doesn't mean like we think in the
Speaker 4: circle like you with Macca's do they mean you're like
Speaker 4: you go to us.
Speaker 2: You know you have the drive through cinema where there's
Speaker 2: like a whole load of people.
Speaker 3: I would call that a drive in wedding though, and
Speaker 3: drive through maybe you go round the church and then
Speaker 3: they stick their head out of one of the stained
Speaker 3: glass windows.
Speaker 4: Then Kate from the I do Crew marriage celebrants, I
Speaker 4: have questions for you Oka before we go any further.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, so this is exciting tonight. It is the
Speaker 4: first training session of the could have been. So this
Speaker 4: has gone from just an idea on the show about
Speaker 4: three weeks ago, simply asking you could you have gone
Speaker 4: all the way with footage? Do you used to love
Speaker 4: playing footage back in the day, and do fancy one
Speaker 4: last game? It's now sort of just sort of taken
Speaker 4: off really by your momentum. All these various people nominating
Speaker 4: their their dad, their brothers, their sons, their husbands, all
Speaker 4: who still love footy, but fancy one last game.
Speaker 2: So we are doing it.
Speaker 4: We're having one last game. Training session is tonight the
Speaker 4: first training session. It isn't just a training session. It's
Speaker 4: going to be amazing. Jack and I going down because
Speaker 4: this is gonna be something unique about this. It's the
Speaker 4: first time all the plays this never happens in actual food,
Speaker 4: does it? In fact, now I'm saying it now going.
Speaker 2: This is this a good idea. It's the first time
Speaker 2: this team it's not married at first sight, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Players at first sight? Paths going up against Maths tonight.
Speaker 4: Players at first sight. It's the first time they're they're
Speaker 4: all going to be eyeing each other up. So when
Speaker 4: he looks in better shape than me as naked as
Speaker 4: him he's hobblim just getting out the car. He looks
Speaker 4: young and fresh. Which one's that, Which one's sledgend, which
Speaker 4: one's Hollywood. So there's gonna be this kind of nervous
Speaker 4: energy about tonight when they all meet each other for
Speaker 4: the first time. They also I think what's really cranked
Speaker 4: it up is last week we announced the team they're
Speaker 4: playing is the Foxfordty All Stars, and it really is
Speaker 4: a team of all Stars. So far, six of the
Speaker 4: team have been announced. Brad Johnson came on yesterday and
Speaker 4: announced three more. Last week we had Cam Mooney announcing
Speaker 4: himself playing, and also Jordan Lewis and the captain though
Speaker 4: it appears whoever we get on fancy themselves as a
Speaker 4: cauntain basically going up against nine captains, aren't they? And
Speaker 4: also Nick Revolt. Yesterday, Brad Johnson Kamdler show with three
Speaker 4: more big names.
Speaker 14: Good morning, Christian Jack, how are you guys?
Speaker 2: Hey? Thanks for taking part in this.
Speaker 9: I'm ready to be involved. Nick Reewold, Cameroney, Jordan Lewis
Speaker 9: system absolute.
Speaker 2: Stars of the game.
Speaker 9: Interesting that Nick has named himself captain.
Speaker 15: I'm not sure I'm going to come about.
Speaker 2: So who is joining you? Johnno?
Speaker 9: Is it exciting because we've got a man who played
Speaker 9: two undred and eighty seven games for the same.
Speaker 16: One hundred and fifty five goals as well, but he
Speaker 16: kicked most of those from the back half of the ground,
Speaker 16: A half running defender and bigfielder Lee Montagna.
Speaker 2: So this is great so far. You've got one more
Speaker 2: name for us this morning? Who have you got, John?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 14: I have a man who played chaudred and three.
Speaker 2: Games for the Horse and eighty two goals.
Speaker 9: He was the ultimate decoy forward for Jason Dunstall. Benny
Speaker 9: Dixon is in the lineup as well.
Speaker 2: So so far, what's the teller to tap for all
Speaker 2: of these legends from the team?
Speaker 3: So far we have fifteen all Australian entries, seven Premierships
Speaker 3: and a total of one thy eight hundred and seventeen goals.
Speaker 3: Our could have been's team at the moment. All we
Speaker 3: can really go in the way of stats is six
Speaker 3: total knee reconstructions for defifted shoulders.
Speaker 2: So I'll take him slightly.
Speaker 12: I'll tell you that's your opposition.
Speaker 9: Then I'll absolutely steamroll you, especially with you've got someone like.
Speaker 2: The steam Training.
Speaker 9: There is a tifty forty three adurage thirty qized.
Speaker 2: Now he was great yesterday, johnn I was brilliant.
Speaker 4: And steam Train is a player who emailed me about
Speaker 4: two weeks ago demanding to be in the teams. And
Speaker 4: he caught my attention by describing himself in his words
Speaker 4: as the fastest fat man in Victoria. Said that no
Speaker 4: one would outrun him. Okay, and that's a claim. That's
Speaker 4: a big guy we need in this team. Steam Train
Speaker 4: has caught the attention of everyone who's come on the show.
Speaker 4: Brereton when he came on two and a half weeks
Speaker 4: ago to announce that he'd be coaching the All Stars
Speaker 4: team driving in I.
Speaker 2: Heard steam Train. I haven't seen the man.
Speaker 16: He's obviously a decent lump of a fellow and quite
Speaker 16: possibly could be a very good tap ruckman, perhaps not
Speaker 16: jumping all that high, but I don't doubt he can play.
Speaker 2: Last week, car Mooney.
Speaker 9: I'm hoping, I'm hoping a big steam Train. I'm I'm
Speaker 9: going to stat Louie up in the big steam Train's
Speaker 9: got to run straight through for me.
Speaker 2: Cureate your own guy.
Speaker 9: The fastest satman on the earth, the earth.
Speaker 2: Now this is steam Train. Well come.
Speaker 17: I'm actually a bit worried when I found out it
Speaker 17: was Brad Johnson. I mean, even though'm a Melvin supporter
Speaker 17: of Brad Johnson, it's too nice for a guy to
Speaker 17: run through.
Speaker 9: But you know, if I got to do what I've
Speaker 9: got to do it.
Speaker 17: Look, I'm not a shame to say that diet hasn't
Speaker 17: changed much. But a bit of training, you know, quick
Speaker 17: sprint him between the wigts and cricket. I've spent enough
Speaker 17: time out there at the crease making run so yeah,
Speaker 17: running between the wickets has been my training.
Speaker 2: Can't wait to meet steam Train tonight. Fever.
Speaker 13: Hi there, Christian, it's the Fever here. Who Since you
Speaker 13: selected me for one last game, I've been eating the
Speaker 13: iron in the gym. I've been pumping the weight. I've
Speaker 13: been out for a few runs and played a heap
Speaker 13: of golf. No beers on the agenda, but a heap
Speaker 13: of peter. I'm ready to take on Nickery Hill and
Speaker 13: the boys. Let's hit him.
Speaker 2: Hard, excellent, this is the fighting spirit.
Speaker 10: Well, I've definitely been riding the bike so far, had
Speaker 10: a couple of kicks with a niece and nephew, But
Speaker 10: then the skills are there. Definitely not the pace or
Speaker 10: the agility of the running that was sensation.
Speaker 8: Hi Christian and Jason Cole hang here, bet an arms
Speaker 8: regret mate, since you put me in the team, I've
Speaker 8: been doing a fair bit of drill training with the
Speaker 8: footy made of flatmates, hit the road a few times.
Speaker 8: Thirty degree heat sort of held me back a bit
Speaker 8: last week, but I'm thinking I'm getting on top of
Speaker 8: fitness and the foot skills now.
Speaker 4: One of the younger, very fit players we've got on
Speaker 4: this is actually is a professional light heavyweight boxer with
Speaker 4: eight fights, three of them he's knocked out his opponents.
Speaker 2: His mum, Karen, recommended him nominating for the team.
Speaker 18: Hi Christian, it's Karen here. Thank you for selecting my
Speaker 18: darling David for one last game. It'll be wonderful seeing
Speaker 18: him with his boots on and not his gloves, and
Speaker 18: so much fun watch his team up against the legends.
Speaker 2: Can't wait Budgies in the background.
Speaker 19: Good a Christian, It's Darling Daveyre, just giving you an
Speaker 19: update on training camp. I've just put the boots on
Speaker 19: for the first time in ten years. They feel about
Speaker 19: three sizes too small. The Sharon's dead flat. I've just
Speaker 19: put some mirror into it and about to make my
Speaker 19: way down as Shelley Park for a kick. Are going
Speaker 19: to be a bit rusty. Hopefully I don't do a
Speaker 19: hammy keen to take on these all stars for one
Speaker 19: last game.
Speaker 4: Excellent training session tonight. We got one last big surprise.
Speaker 4: We're announcing next about who actually is going to be
Speaker 4: coaching tonight. We originally said it's going to be Shane Crawford,
Speaker 4: but we've actually gone up a level from Shane Crawford.
Speaker 4: Find out who is the coach tonight for the could
Speaker 4: have Beens for their first session.
Speaker 8: Christian, Hello, Good Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: So tonight the first training session, the first meeting for
Speaker 4: the could have Beens. So Shane Crawford, come one last game.
Speaker 4: There's no one who inspires people more than Crawford's got
Speaker 4: a heart of gold. He loves forty, he is forty.
Speaker 4: He's the coach on game day. However, we thought, because
Speaker 4: this is such an important first meeting for all the
Speaker 4: could have beens and they need to get some skills
Speaker 4: and disciplines. We needed someone who maybe knew more about
Speaker 4: the I'm going to put this plenty modern recent and
Speaker 4: that's not a word, but more recent playing times than
Speaker 4: someone who played about fifteen years ago in black and
Speaker 4: white cross.
Speaker 3: Last year in AFL was two thousand and eight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need someone who's got the cutting edge kind
Speaker 4: of you know science for training tonight, which is why
Speaker 4: we've gone too. Simon Goodwin from the D's is hosting
Speaker 4: the training session tonight, the first one either could have been,
Speaker 4: so they could have been all the way.
Speaker 2: Simon could ee Goodwin is our man tonight.
Speaker 4: Who's going to be running them i think into the
Speaker 4: ground doing some drills. They've lent us their training ground
Speaker 4: as well, Casey Fields, the training center for the Melbourne Demons.
Speaker 4: The D's is where we're all going tonight, so it's
Speaker 4: an actual senior coach who's going to be taking it tonight.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much to the club for lending us.
Speaker 4: Could you as well?
Speaker 3: This is amazing this The only thing they said is
Speaker 3: we can't have boots on the ground because they're afraid
Speaker 3: we'll rip up the ground. So if it gets wet tonight,
Speaker 3: which has been raining already, today, are we going to
Speaker 3: injure three or four of our players just as the
Speaker 3: first training session?
Speaker 4: Imagine tomorrow we come on going. We did have a team,
Speaker 4: we've now only got two of them and.
Speaker 3: So there's more spots available.
Speaker 4: Yes, and also the deaser good for a new coach
Speaker 4: because steam train couldn't stop in time and flatten Simon Goodwin.
Speaker 2: So yeah, this could be disastrous training session? Is that right?
Speaker 2: There's no studs allowed or.
Speaker 3: No studs allowed on the field, so they got to
Speaker 3: wear runners only.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that guys who haven't played in like
Speaker 4: twenty or thirty is what could possibly go wrong? Anyway,
Speaker 4: So Simon Goodwin is hosting the first ever could have
Speaker 4: been training session tonight, which is great fun. So you
Speaker 4: can find out on tomorrow's show how that went.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, are the general public allowed to watch the training
Speaker 2: session tonight? No closed doors, closed training?
Speaker 4: You know already we're looking out for drones that Bretherton
Speaker 4: might be putting up and start trying still some of
Speaker 4: Simon Goodwin, the coach tonight's tactics to ensure a big win.
Speaker 2: I'm predicting a big win for the could have bins. Hey,
Speaker 2: back me? What have I talked about backing me?
Speaker 3: I was trying to think of, like how to get
Speaker 3: behind that.
Speaker 4: You're coming down tonight. We need to show unified front
Speaker 4: of confidence to the could have bins. Okay, I'm predicting
Speaker 4: a big win in one last game for the could
Speaker 4: have bins.
Speaker 3: Our guys on average of fifteen years old. No, that
Speaker 3: is not backing the champion.
Speaker 2: Come on, Jack, they can do it.
Speaker 3: But I think they'll win.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no no, no, editing, I'm
Speaker 2: predicting a big win. Let's go big on this.
Speaker 3: I am predicting that too, right, Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: Then now we're just about to do what we do
Speaker 4: ever you Tuesday on the show, which is three topic
Speaker 4: tues we run three phone ins at the same time
Speaker 4: on the show. One of the stories we're doing today
Speaker 4: came from our Friday afternoon in the pub. We just
Speaker 4: had to check quickly which story are we telling because
Speaker 4: some stuff should always stay in the pub and not
Speaker 4: come on.
Speaker 2: The Breakfast Show. But this is one that's okay that
Speaker 2: you can have.
Speaker 4: But the only thing we talked about, which it is broadcastable,
Speaker 4: fainting if you've ever fainted. It's you just go and
Speaker 4: sometimes you start mumbling and saying all kind of weird stuff.
Speaker 4: It's a horrible feeling is It drags you down deep
Speaker 4: into its debts and so if you've fainted, it's often
Speaker 4: in like a really embarrassing way.
Speaker 2: So Jamie, our young.
Speaker 4: Video who videographer videographer. Yeah, he's leaving tomorrow and we're
Speaker 4: very sad we're going to miss him. He's been brilliant
Speaker 4: for the show. He's been amazing doing all our videos
Speaker 4: and it's a real shame he's not going to be
Speaker 4: around for one last game in a couple of weeks time,
Speaker 4: and I'm predicting a huge cricket score win.
Speaker 2: He's moving having it commute change, He's moving up to
Speaker 2: the Gold Coast.
Speaker 4: In the pub yesterday he tell us us a story
Speaker 4: about the time he fainted, and I thought this is great.
Speaker 4: It will kick off one of our topics today for
Speaker 4: three topic Tuesday, your fainting stories. Jamie tell us about
Speaker 4: the time he fainted.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 20: So just after lockdown, I decided to I'd try get
Speaker 20: in shape a bit. So my girlfriend's brother asked if
Speaker 20: I wanted to come to a training session with him,
Speaker 20: and he's a lot fitter than I am. So I
Speaker 20: went with him and started the routine, start off with
Speaker 20: some skipping and got yeah, I got a bit of
Speaker 20: a rush to my head and need to skipping, and
Speaker 20: woke up and yeah, about two minutes later and why
Speaker 20: are you mid skip? No, I was skipping, and then
Speaker 20: I just felt a bit a bit weird in the head,
Speaker 20: so I was like, I need to lie down, and
Speaker 20: then yeah, I woke up a bit later and with
Speaker 20: everyone around me going Jamie, Jamie, You're right, you're.
Speaker 3: How many total minutes of working out?
Speaker 2: Just how many rotations of a skipping rope before you
Speaker 2: hit the debt rocky?
Speaker 20: It was a few, Like, it was a few different ones.
Speaker 20: I was like skipping and then lunges, but I think
Speaker 20: it was just the differ.
Speaker 4: All stuff, right, those are the warm ups, you know,
Speaker 4: Normally I've seen people who can faint, you know, when
Speaker 4: they've got like a lot of weight, but not just
Speaker 4: doing a bit of the old lungeon, a little bit
Speaker 4: of the old skip.
Speaker 3: You guys almost finished the skipping and we'll get into it, Jamie, Jamie.
Speaker 4: So so I'm gonna talk to We've got a man now,
Speaker 4: let's tell Simon Goodwin tonight, no skipping with the team members. Okay,
Speaker 4: no skipping in none of those lunges as well. And
Speaker 4: so did you remember nothing about it?
Speaker 2: You just hit the deck.
Speaker 20: No, I didn't hit the deck. I felt a bit strange,
Speaker 20: so I like started so I sat down and said,
Speaker 20: you guys keep going, you guys keep going, and then yeah,
Speaker 20: they kept going. I didn't.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: Awesome, So we're looking for your fainting stories. We'll give
Speaker 4: you the other two topics.
Speaker 1: Next, Christian. Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: If it'soosday on a show, then we run three phone
Speaker 4: ins at the same time because you can handle it.
Speaker 2: And your stories are the star of this. So we
Speaker 2: look for fainting.
Speaker 4: Stories at the moment after our outgoing. This isn't why
Speaker 4: he's left the shovel away. We didn't find this out
Speaker 4: and fired him on the spot, warming up to work
Speaker 4: out with this bigger bits of brother doing some light
Speaker 4: skipping work and lunges and hit the deck.
Speaker 2: He fainted. This is what it is about fainting. It
Speaker 2: just it just takes you. It grabs you. There's no warning.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're here.
Speaker 4: I've seen people faint near me in the London underground
Speaker 4: where maybe they've got to hangover or something in the
Speaker 4: morning and they just start to go Hams shoes and
Speaker 4: then they just fall. People start mumbling saying really strange
Speaker 4: things and they just sort of keel over or like
Speaker 4: dominoes fall into someone. Everyone's probably seen this footage of
Speaker 4: the engine on fire of the United Airlines flight in Denver.
Speaker 4: Luckily no one was injured. They managed to land the
Speaker 4: plane safely, which is a miracle. However, large pieces, I
Speaker 4: mean there's large, really big airplane sized pieces landed in
Speaker 4: people's backyards and front yards all over Denver. There's an
Speaker 4: amazing photo of the outer rim of the end literally
Speaker 4: at someone's front door.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the size of a car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is huge, and it's literally on the front doorstep.
Speaker 4: You know, another couple of feet that's all going the
Speaker 4: other way that's going into the house.
Speaker 2: So the topic today off this is it came from above.
Speaker 4: No idea what stories we're going to get, but things
Speaker 4: coming from above maybe landing in front of you or
Speaker 4: your gardens or hitting you on the head, but it
Speaker 4: came from above and has your house beIN on TV.
Speaker 4: Those are three topics this morning on nine one four three,
Speaker 4: how's your house been on TV? And tell us why
Speaker 4: it came from above? And fainting stories kicking off this morning,
Speaker 4: Let's go to Andrea.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Andrea.
Speaker 3: I think it's Andre.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry Andre, Yeah, Andre, Andre, but my wife.
Speaker 14: It's actually my wife. We're going into my aunt place.
Speaker 14: We were visiting my aunt's place up in New South
Speaker 14: Wales and she's gown in the door and they hit
Speaker 14: the elbow hit the corner of the fly screen door,
Speaker 14: and next thing I know, I'm walking in behind her.
Speaker 14: She turns around and looks at me and her eyes
Speaker 14: rolling the back of her head and just just started collapsing,
Speaker 14: like dropping to the ground. I just managed to grab
Speaker 14: her and hold her and stopping her from a bashing
Speaker 14: her head on the brick tiles actually in the kitchen.
Speaker 10: The air.
Speaker 14: Yeah, she just I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: All from a bash of the elbow.
Speaker 14: Yeah, she just knocked her elbow on the fire screen door.
Speaker 14: And I wasn't a funny bone. It couldn't have been
Speaker 14: a funny bone because she just started painting and just dropped,
Speaker 14: dropped like a sack potatos.
Speaker 3: This is how I fainted. The only time I fainted
Speaker 3: as in high school. I knocked my elbow into a window.
Speaker 2: Well, we got a reset, like a fracture reset button there.
Speaker 3: There must be something there because it was completely innocuous.
Speaker 3: The window didn't break. And I hit the window and
Speaker 3: I started to, you know, go dizzy. My friend thought
Speaker 3: I was doing a joke and I hit My friend
Speaker 3: slid down his front and he just put his arms
Speaker 3: out like I was playing a joke on him and
Speaker 3: I hit the floor. No way from knocking my elbow.
Speaker 3: There's something in the elbow. I think that makes us finn.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's a pressure point now or it's the human
Speaker 2: body reset button. It's on the elbow. Well, uh Andre,
Speaker 2: thank you very much.
Speaker 14: You cool pleasure. I got one about a golf ball
Speaker 14: then next to me and veggie patch.
Speaker 4: It came from about how near are you to the
Speaker 4: golf course with your veggie patch?
Speaker 2: Your nearby or is it like a couple of cakes away.
Speaker 14: We're on the we set off the ninth hole, but
Speaker 14: and there's a big fairway and there's like there's these
Speaker 14: big trees as well that are supposed to stop the
Speaker 14: golf balls from coming into.
Speaker 2: Probably if it's a stricktionen. That'll be one of mine.
Speaker 4: They go all over the suburbs roads. Because it's probably
Speaker 4: one of mine. I'll sweep my las on.
Speaker 2: And get it.
Speaker 14: The funny thing is I never heard before.
Speaker 2: Maybe so far away.
Speaker 14: I think the wind actually carried it and landed. I
Speaker 14: was in the backyard, just on the veggie patch and
Speaker 14: what's the.
Speaker 2: Veggie patch to the landing cabbages, tomatoes, cucumbers.
Speaker 14: Okay, exactly. Remember that was a few years back now,
Speaker 14: but I was quite surprised.
Speaker 4: That's great. You've given us a two for one moment here.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Andre. Okay, thanks to calling mate, Take.
Speaker 14: Care a great show. Thanks, thank you.
Speaker 2: It came from above?
Speaker 18: Christian.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Three time Tuesday, Your stories today? How's your house been
Speaker 2: on TV? It came from above? And your fainting stories? Barbara,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you? I'm good, Welcome
Speaker 2: to the show. Which one are you calling in about?
Speaker 12: It came from about?
Speaker 2: Okay? What came from above?
Speaker 12: A snake?
Speaker 2: They can fly any more dangerous animals doing it? They've
Speaker 2: got wings.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 12: I was just walking outside the back door with the
Speaker 12: kids down the steps under the grass, and like right
Speaker 12: in front of it, the snake landed.
Speaker 2: I did fall in from an overhead tree or branch.
Speaker 21: I don't know, We have no idea.
Speaker 12: I mean possibly a bird dropped it, you know, a crow.
Speaker 3: And I thought the animals were working together.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but it was raining a snake.
Speaker 3: Give me a good vantage point. And then I'll tell
Speaker 3: you when you dropped me off.
Speaker 5: Now was it still alive or was it dead?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 17: I was alive.
Speaker 2: Terrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 12: So we shepherded it into the neighbors.
Speaker 2: That's nice of you. I always aunt of the community
Speaker 2: to get old Australians. And then that's part of the advice,
Speaker 2: isn't it really what you should do?
Speaker 3: Then just Nick knocked the front door and run away.
Speaker 4: Barbara, thank you very much your call. And now I'm
Speaker 4: worried about going for a walk, you know of the division.
Speaker 4: Now I've got to look above me all the time
Speaker 4: as well before as falling snakes.
Speaker 12: Yeah, just carry umbrella.
Speaker 2: Barbara, great story, Thank you very much. Real he made
Speaker 2: a smile this morning. Thank you.
Speaker 12: That was good day. Thanks guys, Bye, Kery.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Hio.
Speaker 6: Christian.
Speaker 11: So my dad actually fainted a KFC after having.
Speaker 2: Slushy, too cold, too soon, that freeze, yeah you get it. Wow.
Speaker 4: Was he stood up slurpingly brightly, kind of slushy and
Speaker 4: then just hit the deck.
Speaker 11: So he was actually sitting down for the holiday lunch
Speaker 11: and yeah, he just sat there and goes, I don't
Speaker 11: feel well and turn blue and just without wow. Had
Speaker 11: to call an ambow and everything.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh colonel or not of like that and
Speaker 2: everything all right with dad.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so everything went well, so he didn't find anything wrong.
Speaker 11: It must have been too cold, and.
Speaker 2: As the doctors for him with their medical words and
Speaker 2: did you finish that holiday lunch?
Speaker 11: And went back to the hotel.
Speaker 2: But I'm done, Killery, Thank you very much your story.
Speaker 11: Oh good thanks Banks.
Speaker 2: Bye Martin, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 14: How are you, Chris?
Speaker 2: I'm good. So it came from above.
Speaker 14: It certainly did.
Speaker 15: I was a police officer in Cardiff Docklands, or known
Speaker 15: as Tiger Bay, where Shirley Bassy came from, and we
Speaker 15: got called to a domestic in one of the tower flats.
Speaker 15: When we got there, there was no report of the
Speaker 15: domestic ever happening, and my colleague and I walked out
Speaker 15: of the tower flats and about two foot behind us,
Speaker 15: a fridge landed from above.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. Someone threw a fridge
Speaker 2: at you guys.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm laughing now because obviously you're okay and
Speaker 4: stuck in the fridge and he wants to come and
Speaker 4: get you.
Speaker 2: But someone threw a fridge at the police.
Speaker 15: It was dropped from above. Yeah, there was a big investigation,
Speaker 15: but no one.
Speaker 2: Do you get anyone out of the flats? Everyone out
Speaker 2: the flats?
Speaker 3: Now bring you missing a fridge, kitchen and the one
Speaker 3: that doesn't have a fridge and the plus is hanging
Speaker 3: out of the wall.
Speaker 2: Jesus, you were so lucky. I know.
Speaker 15: I think there was stories that one of the line
Speaker 15: of investigations was had anyone had any problems with their
Speaker 15: fridge or they went and found all the flats checking
Speaker 15: if anyone was missing a fridge.
Speaker 3: It's scary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'm glad you're okay, But that is
Speaker 4: Sarah and obviously Cardiff in well, some of it is
Speaker 4: incredibly rough.
Speaker 2: I didn't notice that bad. They were throwing fridges at
Speaker 2: the police.
Speaker 15: Oh that was that was back in the early eighties.
Speaker 15: So where things have gone a lot better.
Speaker 4: So many things you say back in the day. It's
Speaker 4: a different time now. Yeah, flying fridges at the police.
Speaker 2: Would happen all the time, Freezers, fridges, s keys Martin,
Speaker 2: Glad you're okay. Thanks for giving us a call, No
Speaker 2: my pleasure. Have a great day.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're between three topic Tuesday, three topics all at the
Speaker 4: same time.
Speaker 2: We're looking for fainting stories. It came from.
Speaker 4: Above, it came from abuve. We've heard about falling snakes
Speaker 4: and a fridge so far and still get any cools yet.
Speaker 4: Hold again, before our fate, we will how's your house
Speaker 4: been on TV?
Speaker 2: We want to know why? Sean, Good morning, Good morning everyone.
Speaker 2: We're good Shawn, So tell us your fainting story.
Speaker 22: I went to visit my daddy had a heart attack,
Speaker 22: So I was in town there and about ten minutes
Speaker 22: into it, I saintedn't hit the deck, and I ended
Speaker 22: up waking up in the own ward.
Speaker 2: So do you go to visit your dad in hospital.
Speaker 22: Suspected heart attack?
Speaker 2: Right, and then you faint and then you're in another
Speaker 2: You're in another ward.
Speaker 22: I'm in another ward and then and then the phone
Speaker 22: rings and it's the old man going, what are you doing?
Speaker 14: He's coming here to see me.
Speaker 22: And then to top it all off, he got meeted
Speaker 22: before me. I was still in there.
Speaker 3: So Sean, why did you faint?
Speaker 2: Yeah, senior dad wide up like that. I guess it
Speaker 2: was scary.
Speaker 22: And you know how it's usually warm in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they can keep it real warm in hospitals, don't
Speaker 2: they room temperature in the hospital. Yeah. Anyway, let's not
Speaker 2: lose right now in the room. His dad was with
Speaker 2: a heart attack. Sean, thank you very much. You call mate,
Speaker 2: Take care all right, take it easy. But by by Sharon.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Charon, Sharon. Hi Sharon. Yeah there, Sharon, we try.
Speaker 2: I think we've I think the connection is against us.
Speaker 2: You're calling it about fainting.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm calling about fainting at the ac DC concert.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll figure mate, we've got you now. It
Speaker 2: sounds a bit better.
Speaker 10: Good.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I went to the ac DC concert with one of
Speaker 7: my friends. My mother had just finished their set and
Speaker 7: ac DC were about to come on. When I wasn't
Speaker 7: feeling flash went to the ground. Saw the first song
Speaker 7: on the ground at Eddie Had Stadium, and the rest
Speaker 7: of the concert I saw underneath. Everyone kept on asking
Speaker 7: what she take and what she'd taken. My girlfriend was saying, no,
Speaker 7: she doesn't even drink. She hasn't taken anything. She doesn't
Speaker 7: even drink. And I saw her the entire concert underneath
Speaker 7: Eddie had stadium. Before I was wheeled out to my
Speaker 7: mum and dad in their car.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what a what a night ac DC.
Speaker 4: Do you think they knew what was going on underneath
Speaker 4: the stage that they're fans of looking up at them
Speaker 4: as a strange kind of experience for the band.
Speaker 7: Well, funny enough, my girlfriend actually got to walk basically
Speaker 7: to the stage and she got magic photos of them
Speaker 7: playing on stage and we.
Speaker 2: Were down with you st peering up above you in
Speaker 2: the orchestra pit.
Speaker 7: It was a very interesting concept.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a unique view from under the stage.
Speaker 4: Often we've given away a bit the side of the
Speaker 4: stage watching them, but never underneath the stage.
Speaker 7: Sharon, thanks you call, no worries, Thank you have we
Speaker 7: day guys.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Joe, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? So Joe, your house has been on TV?
Speaker 6: Yes, my house was on TV. I used to live
Speaker 6: in the neighbor's court.
Speaker 2: Oh I see, and who are what families live in.
Speaker 6: I used to live in Missus Mangle's house and toadyish fish.
Speaker 4: Wow, we never go far with that A mention of
Speaker 4: it is only a matter of weis, isn't it. I
Speaker 4: think when we came back this year, within the first
Speaker 4: week we'd found out a lookerlike on gum Tree.
Speaker 2: He was hiring.
Speaker 4: Themselves out for looking like prime time peak nineties, totally.
Speaker 3: Eighty dollars an hour if you fish. How often do
Speaker 3: the do the buses go up and down the street?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 6: All the time, all the time. We didn't garden out
Speaker 6: the front for years because sat Day and Sunday was
Speaker 6: peak times and we couldn't do anything out the front
Speaker 6: of the house.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Just we had to get security put in because people
Speaker 6: were coming up at one o'clock in the morning yelling out.
Speaker 2: And it's not like the home of like, you know,
Speaker 2: the Beatles. And I can't apologize because this is ninety
Speaker 2: nine point nine percent British people.
Speaker 3: Toadfish, a Beetles.
Speaker 6: Where my husband traveled in overseas, we gave him are
Speaker 6: like cards like and he was treated like a god
Speaker 6: walking down car.
Speaker 2: It's right over there. But you know what over I
Speaker 2: see how it works. Joe. That's a great one. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much, she called.
Speaker 6: But I just want to tell you about when Colie
Speaker 6: Minogue came to our place. Yeah, there is. We were
Speaker 6: out in the backyard and she's a Megapan She was
Speaker 6: in the show she can never leave it.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and my mum we heard people out the back
Speaker 6: and we heard this girl talk. So we opened the
Speaker 6: back gate because we backed onto the park, and she said, oh,
Speaker 6: could she come in and have a look. She was
Speaker 6: going to be an actress on the show, and we
Speaker 6: didn't know who she was, and anyway, we got talking
Speaker 6: to her and then she said, I was look, do
Speaker 6: you mind if I use your toilet? And I said, yeah,
Speaker 6: no problem, my problem. And my mom goes, oh, look
Speaker 6: you better go follow her because we don't.
Speaker 8: Know who she is.
Speaker 6: She might steal something, okay like and then when she
Speaker 6: left we found out later that was Corlie Minogue. We
Speaker 6: almost died, you know who she was.
Speaker 3: And so you were standing guard at the toilet door.
Speaker 6: While not guard, I was just kind of just watching.
Speaker 2: This story had so much more, didn't it. I mean,
Speaker 2: who's that story about a famous person using their toilet?
Speaker 2: We're going to have to find out on tomorrow's show.
Speaker 2: Surely this is the only story that.
Speaker 4: Exists, like this famous person you see that toilet, whether
Speaker 4: they were currently famous, all before they were famous.
Speaker 6: When she left, we had a heart attack.
Speaker 2: We go, oh, this is incredible.
Speaker 4: I mean you basically could have charged people to come
Speaker 4: and sit on that toilet. Us pollies, love neighbors. He
Speaker 4: just said, this was the throne. It is that royal throne,
Speaker 4: the Kilie throne.
Speaker 6: She's huge in the UK, exactly exactly. We had no idea,
Speaker 6: no idea, and then she left. She is you want
Speaker 6: to see your wedding in the end.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 6: Names wouldn't watch that.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so glad we got that extra beat to
Speaker 2: this story. Remarkable stuff. Joe, thank you very much.
Speaker 6: Worries, I get it, Thank you, I get it.
Speaker 4: Bye bye bye Joe. Listen, producers, let's before we move on,
Speaker 4: let's us make a note tomorrow. Famous toilets. Okay, famous toilets.
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Speaker 2: Last few calls for this morning, Alan, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Alan? So it came from above.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 9: My daughter's neighbor was out on a camping trip in
Speaker 9: the f bax somewhere, and there was a thud nearby.
Speaker 9: They looked over. There's a baby goat that had landed
Speaker 9: not far from them. So they looked up and around
Speaker 9: and there was a wedge tail eagle up in the sky.
Speaker 9: So anyway, they checked the goat. The goat was all right,
Speaker 9: so they ended up taking it home and keeping it
Speaker 9: as a pet.
Speaker 4: Wow, this is like sewing out of a fairy tale.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to work out what the parable lesson is.
Speaker 4: So a baby goat fell from the sky, like you said,
Speaker 4: a thud yep goat, Yeah, and it wasn't there, and
Speaker 4: then an eagle up the sky.
Speaker 2: That was like, oh God, my jaws killing me to
Speaker 2: let it go. Damn it. I was so angry.
Speaker 9: Anyway, they ended up having that at home. They kept
Speaker 9: it and raised it for a while, but as it
Speaker 9: got bigger, it like the other that was in the
Speaker 9: window the reflection, and broke a couple of windows. I
Speaker 9: ended up having to get rid of it.
Speaker 2: Dear, it's just a sad story there. I thought it
Speaker 2: was just a lovely story.
Speaker 4: They raised it got bigger and bigger, and then it
Speaker 4: fell in love with its own reflection.
Speaker 9: Well, it did like its own reflection, but it started
Speaker 9: doing a bit too much damage.
Speaker 2: Alan, thank you very much your story now, thank you, David.
Speaker 21: Good morning, Good morning christ How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, David. Are you the skydiver?
Speaker 21: I am well, I've done a lot of that, I
Speaker 21: will say.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 21: My story is about coming from above, and it was
Speaker 21: me that came from above and probably surprised a few people.
Speaker 21: It was a long time ago. We were it was
Speaker 21: winter and I was jumping into a village school as
Speaker 21: Father Christmas from a gypsy tiger off wing.
Speaker 2: Can I just pause?
Speaker 4: Youre Did the kids know about this or was it
Speaker 4: a genuine surprising what trump you Santa?
Speaker 21: Well, the teachers knew, so they brought all the kids
Speaker 21: out to the field to watch, and they saw the
Speaker 21: airplaying the old yellow It was like a World War
Speaker 21: One gypsy tiger my hole and I stood on the
Speaker 21: wings fa the Christmas and the saw him jump off.
Speaker 21: That was me and then probably just get blown by
Speaker 21: the strong wind in the snow because we got out
Speaker 21: in the wrong place and it's too windy. We blew
Speaker 21: backwards miles away and they were sort of disappointed. I
Speaker 21: landed next to a motorway where this car stopped and say, oh, Santa,
Speaker 21: you be off course. I said, yeah, I meant to
Speaker 21: jump into the village school. So he picked me up
Speaker 21: and delivered me.
Speaker 10: In the car.
Speaker 2: This is incredible.
Speaker 21: We got it right with two village schools before that,
Speaker 21: my local school. I grew up in.
Speaker 4: Pretty good hit, right if you're a Santa skydiving into schools.
Speaker 21: We retired that eventually after that. Christian Yeah, and I
Speaker 21: started to jump in dressed up as a soldier into
Speaker 21: weddings to return people to duty like in the old days.
Speaker 21: You know, right when you're getting married, you've.
Speaker 2: Got to go back, You've got to go back to papers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't stop the center thing. Kids, kids come outside,
Speaker 2: specially surprise, Oh my god, they've been crying for years.
Speaker 3: Then minutes later he gets out the back of.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 21: At my local village school, I jumped in with when
Speaker 21: I stood near the fence because there was a sack
Speaker 21: in the middle of the field. They couldn't jump with that,
Speaker 21: and so I walked over and started handing the presents
Speaker 21: out to the local kids, and one of them recognized
Speaker 21: my trainers. He said, oh, my bad friend, aren't you
Speaker 21: that's a mad father Christmas and I kind of stood
Speaker 21: at my feet behind myself, but I couldn't do that.
Speaker 21: We both legged you.
Speaker 2: David, what stories you've got?
Speaker 21: The funny thing was I turned up really late for
Speaker 21: one of the jumps, and when I reached my bag
Speaker 21: to get my my because I made all the costume
Speaker 21: and everything, my girlfriend made it at the time, and
Speaker 21: the beard, i'd forgotten the beard. I picked up the
Speaker 21: bag with all the cutoffs from making the beard, so
Speaker 21: I just had a big piece of white stuff. I
Speaker 21: just pulled the hole and stretched it over my head
Speaker 21: and stickod n my nose. They had to do so
Speaker 21: it's a scruffy sand. You had to do that. I
Speaker 21: happened when I was a lad.
Speaker 4: David, you are a treasure, my friend, a treasure that
Speaker 4: that story about the skydiving sand is one that will
Speaker 4: live and I'll always remember that.
Speaker 2: I think those kids would as well.
Speaker 1: Growing up.
Speaker 2: Moved. I believe it, didn't believe it. When he's been
Speaker 2: picked up, he's a fine.
Speaker 11: Well.
Speaker 21: I did manage to get into the whitby Gauzette. If
Speaker 21: you know why you're from England.
Speaker 2: Again, uh, you know I dreamed of one they'd been
Speaker 2: in the Whitby, because that didn't work out for me.
Speaker 2: But that's my story. You made it.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 21: I got blown away Whitby once, jumping over sands In
Speaker 21: and blew backwards right over the Whitby and over the
Speaker 21: other side of the harbor. So that wasn't a very
Speaker 21: good display.
Speaker 2: Actually, you've landed where you're meant to set up.
Speaker 21: Well, there was one place I landed and in the
Speaker 21: commentary was there, and and the TV was there, and
Speaker 21: they got they got me filmed landing bang on the center.
Speaker 21: Then I watched it on the news and it described
Speaker 21: me as somebody else. I think he wrung them up
Speaker 21: and said I'm the leader of this team. That was me.
Speaker 21: So the only time I got on the cross I
Speaker 21: never got credit for it.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a sad story.
Speaker 4: Get in.
Speaker 2: The only reason you're in Australia now as you're blown off.
Speaker 21: Course, Well that's right, yeah, and you know, to protect
Speaker 21: the guilty from all these terrible mister beaders, people's garden
Speaker 21: cabbage patches and all sorts. Anyway, I'm alive, yes, as.
Speaker 2: We hit the news live on.
Speaker 4: David, do you know what I've got a pair of
Speaker 4: tickets that we were going to give away today on
Speaker 4: the atwork time Waster. I'm going to give you a
Speaker 4: pair of tickets to go to the Red Hot Summer
Speaker 4: Tour live Montum Race Course in October. You can go
Speaker 4: and see Jimmy Bars, Hohoda, Guru's John Steven Stezel and
Speaker 4: they're too great ticket.
Speaker 2: Oh your story, my face hurts from that story about Santa.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad.
Speaker 4: I know you dropped off ten minutes ago. I'm so
Speaker 4: glad we actually get you back on course.
Speaker 21: Listen if I find that all photograph my dad got
Speaker 21: me from printed from because it'll send it to please
Speaker 21: please David.
Speaker 2: It was a joy chatting to thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You take care you too.
Speaker 14: Bye bye now, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: My voice is actually saw from laughing so much with
Speaker 2: David there.
Speaker 4: They're just a thought of those excitable, little innocent kids,
Speaker 4: you know, settling being a great surprise of Santa dropping
Speaker 4: into the school from the skies from a plane and
Speaker 4: then being blown off course onto a freeway is just
Speaker 4: too much, all right. Today on Australian Thank You Cleaner Day,
Speaker 4: It's Australian Thank You Cleaner Day today, do you know
Speaker 4: the royal family is hiring a cleaner to join the
Speaker 4: Windsor Castle staff involving the upkeep of the castle where
Speaker 4: the Queen and Prince Philip resigned when they're not Buckingham Palace.
Speaker 4: Thirty four thousand dollars a year's massive. I've been a
Speaker 4: winter castle is huge.
Speaker 3: They're giving more than one person.
Speaker 4: Right, working like a twenty hour day keeping the entire
Speaker 4: castle clean, throwing all of Harry and Meghan stuff.
Speaker 2: That'd be their first job and take those bin bags out,
Speaker 2: burn them. Cleaning rules at Buckingham Palace. Cleanest must only
Speaker 2: sweep the carpet's no vacuums. The Roll family don't like
Speaker 2: the noise. Come on, you're kidding me.
Speaker 3: Stick, you can't get all the dust bits with just
Speaker 3: the broin you need.
Speaker 2: The vacuum staff must only walk on the edges of
Speaker 2: the carpet, not the middle. The Queen get this.
Speaker 4: The Queen eats her cereal every morning of a tupper
Speaker 4: were container because she believes that's to be the freshest.
Speaker 2: This cannot be true, true, this is not true.
Speaker 4: All right, So today on Australian thank you clean Today
Speaker 4: we're looking for your cleaning.
Speaker 2: Song songs to clean to.
Speaker 4: I've got where the sheets have no stains? Oh, Gold, damn,
Speaker 4: Papa's got a brand new vacuum bag. Bronze, Yeah, you've
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Speaker 4: Silver Plus peaks with whether sheets have no stains?
Speaker 2: Jack? What have you got?
Speaker 3: Cleaning songs soaplessly devoted to you? Yep, Silver, I was
Speaker 3: made for scrubbing you baby. Two rinses, Oh yes, there
Speaker 3: are two, Princess gold and mop mop mopping on Heaven's door.
Speaker 4: Ending with the bronze. All right, what have you got then?
Speaker 4: We're looking for your cleaning songs today the.
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Speaker 4: Huggy actually came into Just Now with a couple of entries.
Speaker 4: Two entries for the time wasted today on Australian Thanker
Speaker 4: Cleaner Day, we're asking for your clean songs songs to
Speaker 4: clean too?
Speaker 2: What were they?
Speaker 19: Chief?
Speaker 3: Can Huggy can you talk to us from your studio?
Speaker 2: Luckily not? I mean sorry, engineers get on that glitch.
Speaker 4: It would be so good to have Hugging with the
Speaker 4: ability to become a sidekick, an extra cycic whenever he wanted.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go into these then clean songs. Can
Speaker 2: I I always wondered what that button did. Now we know, Huggy,
Speaker 2: what were your two songs today? Clean? No, that were one.
Speaker 2: It was you give electro likes a bad name by
Speaker 2: bon Jiffy.
Speaker 3: Electrolyx is a bronze. Bon Jiffy is a gold plus.
Speaker 2: There you go. That's a pretty good roation. Done all
Speaker 2: right today?
Speaker 3: Yeah, change an average of the silver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in state there now for restling. Have a
Speaker 2: good show, Huggy, Hi steam cleans are made with ease gold.
Speaker 2: That's very clever on Stephen's sunshine. When you spray nothing
Speaker 2: at all silver, dirty dishes, clean dirt, cheap bronze. No,
Speaker 2: I'm all out of gloves.
Speaker 4: Gold, sweet Caroline, gold, Crime after grime, Gold, Papa, don't
Speaker 4: bleach Silver plus, baby got vac gold man?
Speaker 2: Am I ever going to clean your place again?
Speaker 3: Gold plus?
Speaker 2: That is so good.
Speaker 4: Michael, take about bridge over bucket water Silver Ajax and Diane,
Speaker 4: Oh that's gold. Yeah, it's always a stuff that the
Speaker 4: school cleaners would have stage just stinked gwater stairway to
Speaker 4: Hoover Bronze, Sweet chart of Mine Silver, another one wipes
Speaker 4: the dust gold. Don't cry for me, vacuum cleaner gold plus.
Speaker 4: Oh this is great too, mop instead of gold, Fabian
Speaker 4: well done, smells like mister Sheene spirits. Bronze scrubbing the
Speaker 4: elevator silver, I have the shiner silver Bohemian rubber.
Speaker 2: Dub dubsy.
Speaker 3: Not quite but gold anyway, made us laugh.
Speaker 2: The frost scrub is the cleanest bronze hoover. The dogs
Speaker 2: out Silver and daft Punk.
Speaker 4: They announced that they were splitting up today twenty eight years.
Speaker 4: We've got no idea whether it's the original two guys
Speaker 4: in those helmets anyway. Daft Punk with dice and harder, better, faster,
Speaker 4: stronger suctions.
Speaker 3: No, what a sad way to see them out on
Speaker 3: their last year.
Speaker 4: Aimed for the Stars, Aim for the stars, all right,
Speaker 4: that is the show today. The title of today's show
Speaker 4: has to be Skydiving Center for the great Stories from David.
Speaker 2: So tonight Jack and I will get to meet the
Speaker 2: could Have Bins.
Speaker 4: They all get to meet each other for their first
Speaker 4: meeting and training session. We're out to Casey Fields, which
Speaker 4: is where obviously the D's train and we have the
Speaker 4: coach Senior coach of the d's Simon Goodwin is putting
Speaker 4: them through their paces.
Speaker 2: Tonight you can hear everything that happened tomorrow morning on
Speaker 2: the show. Thanks for listening.
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