WEBVTT - FULL: Skydiving Santa 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.040 It's a Christian a color show podcast. 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:10.520 Hey coome on in Tuesday On in six minutes past six, 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:13.280 Come on and Patsy, good morning Christians. Come on in Jack. 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:14.400 How are you guys go? 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:16.759 This morning with Tuesday one in which in my house 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:19.360 means I've got to get up twenty minutes started to 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:22.599 get everything ready for the rowing Queen Ruby as I 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:25.520 dropped off this morning. So my daughter was rowing at 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:28.280 school at her elected sport, which means twice a week. 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:30.200 After drop her off at school at. 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:33.000 Ten to five, and then she they all stagger out 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:35.760 of mum and Dad's cars. No one stood up right, 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:39.000 They're all like staggering out. They can barely stand up right. 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:41.680 You know, all these these big bags they've got these 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:44.599 days as kids and a sports gear and they're off 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:48.559 to some late to gone row. Obviously smallness raining. So 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:50.839 we pull up as normal normally, she just leaps out 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:52.279 the car. She doesn't want to hang around, no time 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:55.000 for small talk with dad. Today she sits in the car. 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:59.320 You're right, well it's raining, and I went gonna get over. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:04.280 I actually said this, and that greatness wasn't built in sunshine. 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:05.759 I said, you need to get out of the car, 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.320 I said, there's water in the lake. Now that we 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:11.720 wore water falling on you, I said, out you go, row. 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:17.240 She looks so unhappy. She was filthy as I drove off. 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:19.399 I have to be honest, I was smiling for the 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:24.120 first summer's morning. I'm more on that rowboat right now. 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:26.959 Those teenagers drizzling out there. 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.600 How can you even see what's land and what's lake? 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:34.479 They got like, you know, minus. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:36.360 Hats on some of that on the lake out there 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:39.319 this morning. That is is wrong, Patsy what I was 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.640 just telling Jack? But tell us what's all happened with 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:42.240 your spoon? 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:47.039 Oh my trusty old wooden spoon, snapped when I was 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:49.160 whipping up a bit of a beef mint. 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:52.800 To be honest, was this over Christian husband's head or no? 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.520 And it's it's not. It's just a cheap old spoon, 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:58.360 but it's it's the sentimentality of it. I got it 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:01.520 for my kitchen tea, just for my wedding over twenty 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:04.640 years ago, and it's been a trusty old spoon. It's 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:09.680 made birthday cakes for Audie and treats for nieces and nephews. 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:12.959 My Grandma's beautiful fruit cake that's. 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:16.760 We need some of those treats as well, haven't we those? As? 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:21.400 I mean, they were a little bit hard. Spoons broken, 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.040 did you say? It broke while he was stirring beef mints? 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:27.520 How rough is the beef mints? It can break a 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:29.240 spoon in the half. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.200 Trying to break it up and it just went. The 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.400 whole cow still in there, just. 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:37.800 His head and nice, ah, so what are you going 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:39.440 to do? Why can't you super glue? And then you 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:40.360 should get it framed. 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:42.440 Chris did off at a gaffer. 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:43.040 Tape it up. 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:43.959 That's nice. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:48.160 It sounds exactly like Christian's headfast. He refused to let 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.480 go because they had sentimental. 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:52.560 Still work the spoon, though, you need to, seriously, I 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:54.640 would get it. There. Was it a clean break like 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:57.560 they said, not to say that, a splintered? Oh no, 0:02:57.639 --> 0:02:58.560 what into the beef mints? 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:00.520 Probably rubbage? 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:02.840 She could nick plate like you do in the evening, 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:04.600 all of you. So what are you going to do 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:06.200 with it? You should keep it. 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:06.920 It's in the bin. 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:09.520 Oh no, you shouldn't put it in the bin. 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:12.400 All those memories I know, well they're gone, they're flushed 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.760 down the drain. They're in the bin. I have memories 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:17.360 of here in the heart Christian oh. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:20.359 Wise words, there is true. I over the weekend, you'll 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:22.400 love this patch. Right, we were having a massive sort 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.840 out of stuff and some stuff we still unpacked. 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:25.840 You've seen my garage. 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:29.680 Yeah, it's bad. It it's really bad. Right, so much 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.359 so week we moved. It was three years ago, mate. 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:36.360 Right, there's still three huge boxes you were supposed to 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:40.360 have unpacked, right, Sarah goes, what, I just shoved them 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:44.160 behind something. You know, the crime's got up with you almost. 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:47.240 I'd almost got away with it and escap shut down 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:50.119 last week. She was like, what the hell was those? 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.080 I went, oh, I'm pretty sure you said you were 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:52.920 going to unpack those. 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.920 There was loads of rare stuff from the kids when 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:58.800 they were like, really really young, all the stuff lucky 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:00.000 about throwing away anyway. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:01.520 I know, I took the macco out of you. I 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:05.400 found this jar. It's got their teeth in it. Ah. 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:07.480 I did not need to come over. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:09.800 Yes, it's tea. 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:14.080 Kids were horrified. I went, They went, what's this? 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:18.360 I killed someone one day, buried the body, chopped up 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:20.720 in the bits and depositing all over the world. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.919 That means you had to bring those three customs and 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:24.839 declare them yes, human teeth. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:26.800 Well they didn't. They didn't say anthing about human teeth. 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.120 But they didn't want any mud on the mountain bike wheels. 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:31.120 That's a scrubble of that. They didn't say anything about 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:31.960 human teeth. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.480 The Christian O'Connell show. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:37.480 Podcast yesterday, a little fellow man with a van turned up. 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:39.640 My wife had has been selling a lot of stuff 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:42.200 on on Facebook marketplace that we got right from the 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:43.480 garage clear out on Sunday. 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:46.120 One of them was this knacked, old green cut couch. 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:49.360 Right and this guy you know what, I'm in Hamilton, Yeah, 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:52.080 this guy trying to pick up this cheap old couch. 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:54.400 I think my wife sort of must get thirty bucks 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:56.680 or something for it. Creeks and stuff like that. The 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:58.840 kids have had it in both of their bedrooms. Then 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:00.800 just had enough of it. He driven all the way 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:02.599 from Seaford and he was going all the way back 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:05.800 with seafood. Seaford is like an at least an hour 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:07.800 and twenty minutes from where I live. It's almost like 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:10.479 a three hour round trip for a twenty five dollars 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.839 and it's like a velvet green very very old. 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.120 Fashioned knackered tide couch and. 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:17.800 Then does it do you let him try it out 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:19.880 and see if he likes it before he takes it 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:20.320 or is it. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.400 Like it's a good point? He just sorry, and then 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:24.240 I lugged it with it and chucked in the back 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:25.120 of his van for him. 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.360 He didn't try it out at all. You know, if 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:29.039 I was buying a couch, I don't want to have 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:30.800 a test sit on that just to see what it's like. 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:33.120 The other thing I have brought in this morning that 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.200 I'm going to give away this morning is while we 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:37.000 were sorting out a load of stuff about a year 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:39.400 and a half ago, as a surprise Christmas presence to 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:41.960 both my daughters, I thought it'd be a great little 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:43.960 family thing that we could all play together, some games 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:47.520 to play over Christmas. I got them an Xbox, right, 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:51.480 and they've never really used it. And they keep telling 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:55.720 me that you haven't got sons, And I said, well, 0:05:55.760 --> 0:06:01.080 that's actually that's genderest. Girls love playing Xbox. That's okay, 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:03.080 I said, that's genderest. I just got it so we 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:03.560 can all play. 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.560 There are all kinds of games on there, you know. 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:07.440 So they said you need to get rid of it, 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:09.280 so I was going to sell it, but I thought 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:10.600 i'd bring it in this on there might be a 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:12.760 family that could redo it. It is, I promise you, 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.719 it's only been used three times. It's an Xbox One, 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:19.520 one of these digital ones which you can download games 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:22.120 to you don't buy the physical game. I also brought 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:23.839 an extra handset for it as well. 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:28.039 It's it looks actually brand new, like Mint. I would 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:31.160 have described this as Mint condition. Besides the cable management 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:34.320 where you've just like gem the Kales back into the bux. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:37.200 What is it about those HDMIK goods? Who is eyning 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:40.280 them anyway? Behind? That isn't everyone's TV. 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.240 Even if Buckingham Palas there's just a nest of crap 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:46.600 there isn't there? No one has very good hdm I management? 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:49.960 Do they that the scut the mysterious scart socket used 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:51.240 to all will be about? And now it's sort of 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:53.800 about those four little strange things on the back for 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:55.120 the HDMI plug in. 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:57.839 So this is actually a great present to give away 0:06:57.880 --> 0:06:59.279 to somebody in Xbox one. 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:01.200 Hang on, hang on, and we play the relevant music. 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:05.240 It's an Xbox one s all digital, so you don't 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:06.480 play any physical games. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:11.280 And one those infomercial channels gone into it and natural 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:13.400 please carry on with the salespill. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:16.720 One terabyte of storage four k Ultra HD comes with 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:19.880 the controller and the console plus a second control that 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:23.000 Christian has bought. And I can see that they go 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:25.960 on eBay for about three hundred and fifty bucks at 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:26.320 the moment. 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:31.400 Wait, I didn't know that. Ah, that's it really. I 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:32.800 thought it was about fifty bucks. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.600 And those are second proper secondhand one. So because yours 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:37.400 as new, you might even get more than that. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.360 No, I said, I give it away. We'll give it away. 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:41.360 That's what you were to us. 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:45.200 Listener's three hundred dollars, which plays a value on each 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:47.440 one of you. All right, cooling now, Then, if you've 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.600 got a family and they'd like to play on an 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:51.160 Xbox it's a what is that? 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:52.000 An Xbox one? 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.520 Xbox one s. It also comes with the game's Minecraft 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:57.600 c of Thieves and Fortnite. 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.800 Oh the kids love that Fortnite? 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:03.360 Is it the Fortnight? I've done it again with the Fortnight? 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:07.520 Oh okay, sorry, down with the kids, Patsy, you'll get 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:07.960 your spoon. 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.640 Oh give us that's the runners up prize. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:15.800 The Christian O'Connell show, podcasts. 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:19.120 Garage clear out at the weekend. I don't think this 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:21.840 is anything a man voluntarily does. I was made to 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:24.200 do it. And one of the things I read that 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:26.920 the kids just haven't used. I bought it with good 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:29.560 intentions to surprise joint sort of birthday. A Christmas present 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.679 from both is one of these xboxes, but they just 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:37.040 haven't played on it. So I bought it in this 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.000 morning to give away to one of you. So if 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.200 there's a family that would really love one of these xboxes, 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:43.640 Jack is in front of it. It genuinely is in 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:47.360 mint condition, only be used three or four times. Two 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:53.880 handheld consoles control controllers. What's the console? 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:56.960 Is that the main big that's the big old boxes. 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:59.040 That the big old box. Well those hand held. 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:02.360 Things called controllers, controllers, console controllers. Good it all now, 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:04.920 all right? So let's go to line to find out 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:10.240 who wants this. Steph, good morning, Yes, hello, Steph. Okay, 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.080 So tell us about your family that will be getting 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:12.800 this if we pick you. 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:17.560 Guys, Well, we've got Emma who's twelve, then who's ten? 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:21.120 And Sammy here's eight, and they've pissed me to. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:22.640 Ring the line. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:23.920 Win today. 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:25.400 Are they up already? 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:28.760 They are, They've been up past in the last fifteen minutes, 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.520 and I've only had my first cup of coffee blind. 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:33.960 Right, that's okay, that's Keddy power. Oh yeah, you're more 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:34.920 than welcome to have this. 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:36.760 Oh you're kidding. 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:38.040 No, no, no, you can have it. 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:40.480 Oh wow, you guys you want it? 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:45.959 That is what I hope my kids are better, But 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:50.479 no is lecturing me about gender stereotypical prizes. 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:55.280 To get the next box, and my son's just doing 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.640 circle work around this total. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:58.520 He's very ex. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:01.760 Like a dog chasing his town when they know they're 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:03.120 going out for war. Well, it's great. 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:05.199 It's one of these digital ones, so you can just 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.400 download the games. So that happened to actually buy the 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:11.840 hard copies. It's a console and two control controllers. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:15.559 Oh well I did told by one of your guys 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:17.000 before that I'll have to. 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.480 Purchase a third one and otherwise it'll be anarchy on 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:20.000 my hands. 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:24.640 All right, okay, yeah, so it's yours. Hello, Yeah, sure, 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:25.559 you'll chuck them all on. 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:26.040 Yeah. 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:33.480 Hello? Hello, Hey hey kids, you've got my old Xbox. 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.480 Hello, thank you so much. 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:39.000 Hey, that's right. I hope you really enjoyed playing on it, 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:45.959 no fighting over it? Okay, well play third and what 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:48.320 are you looking forward to playing? Let Me Guess Fortnight 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:49.120 or Dance. 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:55.080 Nation Miraft Minecraft, Minecraft Kids Kids Simulator. 0:10:57.040 --> 0:11:00.000 Alright, that's wonderful, thank you very much. 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:01.800 Tell you what, that's a handful in it. I'll six 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:05.199 in the morning. That's why I chose this is a 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:09.800 living in the morning basically for a couple of hours 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:13.400 at a soundproof studio. Steph, We're glad he's gone to 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:14.719 you and all your family. I hope you have a 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:15.320 lot of fun with it. 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:16.920 Which we get. We're send it out to you today. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:20.640 Thank you so much, pleasure enjoy it. Bye, Christian. 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:25.079 Christian Christian o'connald show podcast. 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:27.040 Yesterday and filling out the car of fuel. You know 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:29.839 you've got a while. It takes the fuel to go in. 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.280 It's born, sister born. One of those things you just 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:34.000 have to do is fill the car. Oh, of course, 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.719 I don't know why you were smiling smugly that you 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:38.120 didn't know what I was talking about. 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:40.400 I forgot you. Jack's got the Tesla. 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:44.120 Don't have to go to the petrol You just got 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:44.920 to wait four. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.200 Hours to charge up. Haven't this smug boy, but you can. 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:47.760 Stay in the car. 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:52.319 Yes, oh wow, puck anyway, like a mere morton. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:54.280 I was filling up the car with old fashioned fossil 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:56.920 fuel this though it's actually shoving gold, carrying it in 0:11:57.080 --> 0:12:00.440 the car, banging the smart plugs to get it old 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:01.599 chitty chitty bang bang go. 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:06.000 Anyway, while I'm there, you know, I guess we order 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:08.040 that you always have a look round to see who 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:09.560 else is there, because you've got a couple of minutes 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:13.240 when it fills up. And I saw a pink ice 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:16.320 cream van unmissable, right, it was an ice cream van 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.440 and the ice cream van man, and he was filling 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:21.559 up the ice cream van. I've never seen this. 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:24.079 And I even sent him because he was literally the 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:26.800 other side of the same pump as me. If you're 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:30.240 interested with pump number two, And I said, I don't 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:34.960 know why I said this. I went, wow, I see 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:38.800 that often. And he looked at me so bored, like really, 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:41.120 you've got to mention, what are you ten. 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:45.280 It's like saying. 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.240 Exactly the same, you know, It's like, well. 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:54.200 He looks also, it looks so flipping grumpy a stick 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:56.439 a smile on. Kids could have been cutting schools. 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:58.120 Schools empty out in a minute. They don't want to 0:12:58.120 --> 0:12:58.599 see it like this. 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:01.400 Yeah, but you think that music playing over and over 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.240 it's a form of torture to He. 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:08.480 Was a grumpiest looking guy i've seen this year, right, 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:09.640 filling up that van. 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.679 So anyway, I've never seen this before. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:14.480 But the one thing I was thinking about is like, 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:18.520 so he's got another what two months of like decent 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.320 enough weather, ye, right to sell those ice creams? 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:23.680 And then where does he go? Hibern Yeah, what does he. 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:26.319 Do for the rest of you know, during autumn and winter? 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:29.640 The van that can during the summertime be parts outside 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.200 the fronty house. Yep, really sunny day, he gets in there, 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:35.080 cranks on the old that's like their siren. 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:39.960 Yeah great, great, great drive around suburbs. Right. It never sounds, 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:41.959 by the way, as fresh as this does it. It's 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:44.600 always sounds like the battery that is attached to it's 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:47.079 on its last legs and they can't be bothered to 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:49.400 charge it overnight. It sounds more like this. It sounds 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:55.320 as slightly that is wonky, just slightly off a little bit. 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:57.360 Where does the van go? 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:58.839 It can't be out the front of house. Like it 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:00.520 is during the summer because the rain and stuff like 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.000 that and get all rusty. Do they put them in 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:04.040 storage somewhere or. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.600 Does he chase summer? Does he go up north. 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:11.040 Brazil or something on a ferry and going so it's 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:12.280 the Brazilian kids around there. 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:14.840 You know. Where do we need to speak to an 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.160 ice cream van? Hopefully not the guy spoke to you yesterday. 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.560 He's not picking up that phone. Oh crumpy, my grum face. 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.080 I want to know this someone. Then where do ice 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:27.400 cream van people all right go in the winter? Yes? 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:27.960 Do they? 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:30.880 Jack thinks they go into hibernation? Maybe, I'd love Do 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:31.840 they like a tortoise? 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.520 They get put by their kids and family into a 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:38.360 box in the van for six months and then get 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:38.800 woken up. 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:41.120 They go into a deep sleep. Basically they call the 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.840 ice creams. Where do you go? Do you chase the sun? 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.880 Or do they have a second seasonal industry? 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:49.000 What do you What does that mean? 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:52.640 I reckon they'd sell like hot gem donuts or hot dogs, 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:55.680 like hot food at markets and stuff in the winter. 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:58.440 No, because then the side in the same van. 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.200 Yeah, but he's got all like golden gay time. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.640 It's all the you know, the nine and you can 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.680 tell they haven't been painted in twenty years. It's not 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:07.560 like they're updating the side of It's still got. 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:08.840 The money sort of shippings and stuff. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:14.400 That's the one thing that does update is the price. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:27.240 Because Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:29.360 I wonder how that tribute band was on Friday. I 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:31.080 remember knock Off Friday, one of our listeners going to 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:34.720 see him for about the nine hundredth time. I go 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:37.680 through all the emails that come in to me, right, 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:41.120 and there's a lot too way through. Sometimes there's a 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:43.560 lot of press release and stuff like that that clearly 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.280 the PR company have never listened to, not just this 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.920 radio show, but any radio shows. It's like, do you 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:52.480 want to speak to the leading proctologists this year? And however, 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:57.840 this one simply titled I do drive through Weddings caught 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.480 my eye and I have actually opened up this morning, Christian. 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.280 This is a good news story. So and I think 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:05.480 we all love good news. We love good news on 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:06.120 the show, don't we. 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:08.960 We'd love to share the news about how tiny Land 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:13.000 has pivoted to drive through weddings. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:15.960 Right, Okay, So it is what it says on the box. 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.520 I guess you get in the front seat and they're 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:19.200 at the window. 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.320 Again it says, this is a good news story. Love 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:25.960 always wins, even with a virus circle in the globe. 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:29.400 Maybe you want to do a surprise drive through wedding, 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:31.480 give it away as a prize for one of your listeners. 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:34.360 So I'm just imagining, is this really us we imagine it? 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:38.000 It's a drive through wedding, as in what you pull 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.480 up to the window where you'd normally audio macas So. 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:42.400 I'm imagining a McDonald's, a red roadster. 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.480 So if it's a drive through wedding, is that is 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:49.080 the priest there at the window who and he reads 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:50.160 through what the tannoy or. 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:56.280 That I still imagined like a teenager doing it, you know, just. 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.200 Bored, not even make an eye, can't tell you the 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:01.200 way they wave up that little thing for you to do, 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:02.080 the chip and pin. 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:06.040 Don't even use eye contact between health. 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.000 Click eye except sorry I do. It's more like turns 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:12.399 and conditions. The other thing they're offering as well is 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:17.320 a drive through renewal of your vows. Now I did 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.280 for our fifteenth anniversary about eight or nine years ago, 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:22.960 where I did actually surprise my wife with renewing our 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:26.000 vows at the original church we got married in. Yeah, 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:29.000 and obviously you know we had two daughters and I'd 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:30.800 got them dresses they could addressed for. 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:33.719 It was great fun. Not the same if you're going 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:36.480 to renew your vowels, you know, and all that meant 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:40.640 originally just at the quickness, just the disposability of a drive. 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:43.879 Yeah, and you can renew, like renew vowls is not 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:46.440 something you have to do straight away. Wait a year 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:49.040 and two when we're out of Coke phone contract. 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:51.600 It's an I see, it's more like an upgrade or 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:52.240 anything like that. 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:55.640 However I want to do They mean like drive through 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:57.639 to Maybe it doesn't mean like we think in the 0:17:57.720 --> 0:17:59.720 circle like you with Macca's do they mean you're like 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:00.359 you go to us. 0:18:00.440 --> 0:18:02.560 You know you have the drive through cinema where there's 0:18:02.600 --> 0:18:03.480 like a whole load of people. 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:05.879 I would call that a drive in wedding though, and 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:10.040