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Speaker 1: podcast is this one th real jets cracker. Uh, you're

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Speaker 1: about to get into some gear. Look, I just wanna

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Speaker 1: I say to one of our callers that it's the

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Speaker 1: most boring call of ever received on the radio show.

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Speaker 1: It was a heated moment, that's for sure. It wasn't heated,

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Speaker 1: to be fair, it was a pretty boring call. You

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Speaker 1: guys can look forward to that. Robin called up, she's

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Speaker 1: she's she called up, just talking about tupperware. Don't get away,

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Speaker 1: will you know? Don't give it away what she said

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Speaker 1: about call. I've since spoken to Robin. I called her

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Speaker 1: You're right there Actually for like five or six minutes,

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Speaker 1: started banging on about tough wear again, boring you, Robin

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Speaker 1: But anyway, look, get out to Robin. If you're hearing

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Speaker 1: this and I'm sorry about that. If I offend anyone

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Speaker 1: hearing this office phone. Bingo Woods runs out into the

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Speaker 1: Did you hear that of course through the microphone? Is

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Speaker 1: that impressive? Thank you very much. You kept talking because

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Speaker 1: I wasn't impressive. I wasn't sure if you're going to

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Speaker 2: I know, usually you need a balls to get it out,

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Speaker 2: but you just you just.

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Speaker 1: Flew right through. So yeah, you fly around the office, yeah,

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Speaker 1: office phones before they ring out. Big office fun, bing

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Speaker 1: go today. It was big. It was really. You really

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Speaker 2: I've started cycling side comment and I think I'm getting

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Speaker 1: And right for I'm boring you. And we also became

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Speaker 1: god tell the double nobody. We become godparents. We do.

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Speaker 1: We become godparents, godfather. There is very good. All right, well,

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Speaker 1: time for you guys to get into the podcast. I

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Speaker 1: reckon we've probably said enough and will seeing pads kissing.

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Speaker 1: Well they on a Tuesday. I hope everyone's having a

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Speaker 1: wonderful drive home, checking your mind. Five hundred bucks to

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Speaker 1: give away at five o'clock. But wards, before we get there,

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Speaker 1: let's talk a little bit about Katie Perry. Big news

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Speaker 1: today that she announced that Jennifer Aniston is going to

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Speaker 1: be the godmother of her new baby, her unborn child.

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Speaker 1: Apparently Jen cried when she found down. Well, it's a

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Speaker 1: big honor. It's a big honor, is it would? Of

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Speaker 1: course it is it.

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Speaker 2: I wanted aggressively to be a good friend of mine's godfather.

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Speaker 1: Why, I don't know. It's one of the crown. I

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Speaker 1: just thought, you know, yes, but I think heavy lies

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Speaker 1: for a little while there. It's definitely an extra president

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Speaker 1: I thought that would have been a high consideration. It

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Speaker 1: is real gift. You know, a professional regifter, but you

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Speaker 1: They're going to want a presy for the birthday as well.

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Speaker 1: It's two presidents a year tops.

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Speaker 2: Well, I feel like i'd be like a sort of

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Speaker 1: But is it perfect though, because you've got this little

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Speaker 1: It's very special in their life. But is it onerous

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Speaker 1: I am boy? Do you like godparent?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's a big deal and it's important. Look,

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Speaker 1: How much did you pay Fiona for your christenings?

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Speaker 3: I was not not there with that, but it's important,

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 1: Right now, it's it's seeming like more of a more

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Speaker 1: all crosses anything positive, anything positive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you get to go to all their little parties

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Speaker 3: and you're the main and you're always in their photos like.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, you're not telling you to

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Speaker 1: the call. I appreciate the enthusiasm obviously, And what do

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 1: What's the word? You'll go to? Blinda? Here? Thanks the

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Speaker 1: call for you owner have wonderful Monday, Blinda, Hi, you're

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Speaker 4: I'm a godmother. I'm not Greek, so fair enough, we

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Speaker 4: I really love it now. But as I was when

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Speaker 4: I was first asked to be a godmother to my niece,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what you had to do it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So it's been so what's a positive give me a

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Speaker 4: Well, I've got two boys. I'm thirty nine and I've

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Speaker 1: That is prettiant.

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Speaker 2: And when I'm thirty one now we'll make it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm thirty one right now. Yeah, no kids on the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to give it a go. See, I'm

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Speaker 1: the same, I mean, I mean, the interesting thing about

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Speaker 1: this godparent thing that I that I quite like is that,

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Speaker 1: you know, you get to dip the toe in the

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Speaker 1: water of parenthood without all the added you know, feed

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Speaker 1: them at night. Well, you get to have a kid

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Speaker 1: when you choose to have a kids. How do we

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Speaker 1: Great question? Well, see, and I thought we'd do it reverse.

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Speaker 1: So rather than waiting for one of our mates to

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Speaker 1: like a couple of godparents, we're a package deal. We're

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Speaker 1: a package deal. The godmother, I'm the godfather. Well we'll

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Speaker 1: figure that out, Will and Woody duel godfathers thirty and

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Speaker 1: that would be a called godparent to have you haven't

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Speaker 1: got a godparent, give us a call right now, and

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Speaker 1: we're a great package to your kids.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you make your pitch a bit of

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Speaker 2: pop quiz with Will, a couple of gags with Woody.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Yeah, we're not selling it.

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Speaker 1: With me, you're not selling it, and then you, you know,

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Speaker 1: might watch it like a documentary with them. Stop saying,

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Speaker 1: stop saying, makeing me sound boring. Thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 1: You're a kid, you want some god parents, Give us

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Speaker 1: a call right up next, make your pitch Twill and

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Speaker 1: Moody on a Tuesday after it's exciting stuff actually past

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Speaker 1: he hate kissing. Well, I'm what you on a Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Hope everyone's all right. I'll be doing okay if you're not.

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Speaker 1: Iso is a bit grim stick with us. Plenty of

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Speaker 1: good fun to come here. Five hundre bucks at five

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Speaker 1: o'clock the return of office phone being going to Tuesday

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Speaker 1: but right now a real opportunity for children, Real opportunity

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Speaker 1: for children all across Australia. Thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 1: If you haven't got god parents, we'd love to hear

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Speaker 1: from you. The reason we're doing this. Katy Perry announced

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Speaker 1: today that her new godmother for her unborn child is

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Speaker 1: going to be jen Anne Good good him, good choice,

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Speaker 1: good choice. If you're in Katie's shoes, you have the

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Speaker 1: the godmother? Godmother? Yeah? How'd you go for? Great question?

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Speaker 1: Julia Roberts. Oh why I loved her in notting Hill.

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Speaker 1: I thought she'd come over and wat's not in Hill.

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Speaker 1: We've got Chelsea here on thirty one and six phone. Now, Chelsea,

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Speaker 1: how old are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm paying years old?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Now, why should we be your godfather? Let's he's

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Speaker 1: up on the pitch, he's ten. Well, I'll get there.

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Speaker 1: It's not shocked, mate, Chelsea. Chelsea, you haven't got any godparents? Chelsea?

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Speaker 1: What was that? Sorry? Chelsea?

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Speaker 5: Apparently I do?

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Speaker 1: Oh you already do? Are you already do? Well? Maybe

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Speaker 1: we can replace the old ones, but I want you guys, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because your old ones perfect. Okay, So well we've done that.

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Speaker 1: Now let's get down to brass tacks. What's your pitch, Chelsea?

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Speaker 1: Why should we be your godparents?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 7: You guys are really funny.

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Speaker 1: That's the way my heart compliments is more than funny too.

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Speaker 5: So it's sort of like matches together.

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Speaker 1: Your mom's funny too, all right, Okay, your mom on

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Speaker 1: the phone. Get mum to tell us a joke right now.

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Speaker 2: If it's not a good joke, I'm sorry, but you

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Speaker 2: can't be our godchild.

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Speaker 3: Tell them joke.

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Speaker 8: I don't know if I can tell my joke.

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Speaker 1: On the radio. Is it too naughty?

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Speaker 4: It's very naughty?

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Speaker 1: Well, when do you start it?

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Speaker 2: And then we'll show you to start's getting too naughty.

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Speaker 1: We're not doing that. We're not doing that, sorry, Chelsea's mum.

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Speaker 2: It was just thirty one and six because my mom's funny,

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Speaker 1: You've got to pitch pitch hard. You've got to be

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Speaker 1: Chelsea's already caught up. She's ten. She wants the boys.

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Speaker 1: We've got Araya here. She's twelve. Hi, Araya, Hi? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Have I said your name right? It's a well Ariyah.

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Speaker 7: I'm twelve. Yeah, I'm from Geelong, YEP. And I would

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Speaker 7: really like you to be my godparents, god.

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Speaker 1: Fathers, godfathers. Oh. I like it when you call it

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Speaker 2: Can you tell us me more about like why we

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Speaker 1: Got full phone lines here? Why should we pick you?

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 7: I know you guys like to sing and dance, and

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Speaker 7: I know you're not very good at maths, but I

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Speaker 2: I I mean, sorry, I do a maths question for

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Speaker 7: What's a thousand times eight eight thousand?

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Speaker 1: That's adorable? Around so twelve? So we wouldn't stick it

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Speaker 1: the phone. Yeah, we've got smoking Joe here could I Joe? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Hi Joe? How old are you?

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Speaker 7: I'm thirty?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Joe? So why do you want I mean, why

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Speaker 7: I know that. What are you struggling to get a girlfriend?

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Speaker 7: I could baby help with that?

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Speaker 1: The digs from the kids one kid thing? They can't

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 7: I know girls interests because I am the girl.

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Speaker 1: Oh do you say you know girls in chest? Do

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Speaker 2: Just can I always get one more specific piece of

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Speaker 1: Please? She's thirteen? Mate?

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Speaker 1: She said? We'll leave the question fair enough. Hey, Joe,

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Speaker 1: what do you want to get out of us as

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Speaker 7: Well, you're really funny to be around.

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Speaker 1: That's nice. But is there anything else you would like

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Fair enough, and we can provide you can probably do that,

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Speaker 2: Well, I like both these these these beautiful girls who

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon. We've got Chelsea as well. Oh and Charlie.

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Speaker 1: the thing. What if I take Joe?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm pretty keen to hear Joe helped me out

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Speaker 2: with females as you suggested, You want to take one?

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Speaker 1: H Yeah? No, I don't think that's how this works.

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Speaker 1: I think give us a droke. We're going to have

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Speaker 1: be the perfect wing man for me. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't think you'd have to let down

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Speaker 2: We can't have both, like the Taco Girl and the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, why not have both? Okay, I want to

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Speaker 1: do that. Yep, let's do it, all right, we'll take both.

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Speaker 1: We're taking your phone action, I got too excited. We'll

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Speaker 1: show you there. What are you there? Yeah, we're happy.

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Speaker 1: We're going to be your godfather's Yeah yeah, awesome, brilliant, wicked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, So what do we do numbers or something.

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Speaker 1: But we've got a fair bit of lockdown ahead of us,

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Speaker 1: so it might be a while before we get to

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Speaker 1: see you. But seven weeks to Tuesday afternoon. Look, guys,

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Speaker 1: I know that there's grim horizons, but we are here

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Speaker 1: nothing will bring a bit of smile, A bigger smile

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Speaker 1: before it rings out. It's a phenomenon. We're going to

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Speaker 1: But here's a snippet of how it sounds. So all

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Speaker 1: I need from you, all I need from you is

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Speaker 1: here we go, Joe. We're ringing now one. That's ring one,

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Speaker 1: Come on, ring two. That's right, two, that's ring three. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's ring four. Wild times. Can't wait for that to

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Speaker 1: happen again, Woods, very very surely, fifteen minute times, I'll

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Speaker 2: I'm next though, Well, I'm going to be talking about

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Speaker 2: the hardest thing that you occasionally have to tell your partner, Wow,

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Speaker 1: It's best to deal on a Tuesday. How you listening

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Speaker 1: And here's the thing today, as part of our relationship,

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Speaker 2: I'm going into it because I think other people in relationships,

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Speaker 1: Okay, you had a big business meeting. It was very exciting.

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Speaker 1: It was a pitch meeting.

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Speaker 2: But it involves the radio show, the radio show called

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Speaker 1: And yeah it does. But we all know good in

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Speaker 1: And that affirmed for me straight away that you're the

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Speaker 1: meeting with these people. We need this Manuyt dolls. We're

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Speaker 1: You thought I'd make the whole thing worse. Well, you

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Speaker 2: I'm not the only person who's been through this. I'm

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Speaker 2: I want to hear the people that are on your side.

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Speaker 2: What do you prefer to do without your partner?

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Speaker 1: Because I've heard oh my god, this is so melodramatic.

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Speaker 1: No it's not. It' hurt.

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Speaker 2: I don't prefer today I a suit from a suit,

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Speaker 1: I don't prefer to do business meetings without you. I

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Speaker 1: It's just it's something we have to do apart from

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Speaker 2: I want to hear from you, guys now, thirteen one

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Speaker 2: oh sixty five?

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Speaker 1: Bit of honesty? What do you prefer to do without

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Speaker 1: your partner? And why? What's the reason you prefer to

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Speaker 1: do it without? Yeah, plea, you need to hear some

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Speaker 1: of these. They don't want to seek five or ten

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Speaker 1: right next time? Kids spelling whatdy on your Tuesday? Be honest, Australia,

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Speaker 1: be honest, Hey it's kissing Well the whaty on a Tuesday?

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Speaker 1: Cheeky reminding you twenty minutes away from your chance to

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Speaker 1: win five hundred bucks at five o'clock with Australia's Easiest

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Speaker 1: quiz Right now though, thirteen one I sixty five would

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Speaker 1: love to hear from you, guys. What do you prefer

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Speaker 1: to do without your partner?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You had a big business meeting today and.

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Speaker 1: I was pretty excited about it.

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Speaker 2: I brought my power suit in and then you informed

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Speaker 2: me that I that I that I.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't wanted, well, not that you weren't wanted, that you

450
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Speaker 1: weren't needed, and more importantly, that you would have been

451
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Speaker 1: a distraction. I mean, okay, look, I'm gonna pull down

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Speaker 1: the curtain here. This is this sort of gear that

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Speaker 1: you walked in five minutes before I started the meeting,

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Speaker 1: and look here we go. The meeting was with Chemists Warehouse,

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Speaker 1: was with chemist warehouse. Are we saying that? Yeah, i'mppy

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Speaker 1: to say it. And you said to me, how about

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Speaker 1: I do a bit five minutes where I walk in

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Speaker 1: and I say, okay, will So I've got Terry White on.

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Speaker 2: The phone, Terry White Chemists. Oh that was genius. And

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Speaker 2: then I go like, oh, Sorr, who's on the chemists Warehouse?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I have to push that. And by the way,

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Speaker 2: price lines at five, you know what I mean, get

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Speaker 2: a bit of competitive.

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Speaker 1: We've got to gira. We've got to g on thirty

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Speaker 1: six five Shakira, just as a little bit of hones

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Speaker 1: see from you guys, you've got stuff that you prefer

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Speaker 1: to do without your partner?

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Speaker 5: Yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what can't you do with him? What have you got?

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Speaker 6: It's actually eating without him because every time I eat with.

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Speaker 5: Him, he always wants whatever I'm eating.

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Speaker 4: I can never have anything to my while.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty from him. Yeah, can eating and be

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Speaker 1: a big one? I can eating and be a big

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Speaker 1: one thanks to the court. Actually, actually my partner's an

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Speaker 1: awful food sharer awful food as in she doesn't share

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Speaker 1: her food or she would. I mean, like if we

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Speaker 1: get if we get tappas for example, she's never generous

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Speaker 1: with like, oh, like you have the last bit, She'll

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Speaker 1: just take it. So I don't like getting share food

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Speaker 1: with stric meals. That's a good one, Brocky, What can't

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Speaker 1: you do with your partner? What do you prefer to

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Speaker 1: do without your partner?

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Speaker 6: I hate going grocery shopping with her?

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Speaker 1: Okay, why, brock.

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Speaker 5: Because for work?

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Speaker 6: Because sometimes you go grocery shopping for work, like for

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Speaker 6: my sandwiches and stuff. Yeah, And she says you want ossalami, yeah,

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Speaker 6: and we start arguing in the middle of the shop.

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Speaker 6: I don't care what I want it, and care what

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Speaker 6: I want to I starts looking and then it's the

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Speaker 6: whole beginning, white screaming in the shop for yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: tell me.

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Speaker 1: About too much timon isolation, Broke, Just get the hand

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Speaker 1: out of the army, Broke. Why can't you answer the question?

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Speaker 1: It's pretty sexy, mate, now, do we fair? Supermarket shopping

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Speaker 1: would be a big one for a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people would struggle to supermarket shop with

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Speaker 1: their partner.

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Speaker 2: I used to get annoyed when myke's partner would ask

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Speaker 2: me you silly questions like you know, what sort of

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Speaker 2: milk do you want?

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Speaker 1: Just figure out make your own decision. Well, I think,

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Speaker 1: I think. I think when you go, if you're shopping

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Speaker 1: in a supermarket together, you need stutely to find roles.

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Speaker 1: Who's the list guy, who's the chooser guy? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was a bit of a r I'm a big list guy.

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Speaker 1: I go without a big rogue guy, go without a list.

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Speaker 1: That's why we don't shop together. We've got shitty here.

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Speaker 1: On thirty one and six five, she did what do

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Speaker 1: you like to do without your partner? FoST of all

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Speaker 1: big fans of the show? I made it through this

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Speaker 1: timerround on the phone man, thanks coming?

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Speaker 5: What I want?

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Speaker 6: What I like doing without my partner is actually just

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Speaker 6: simply watching a movie without her, whatever movie with like.

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Speaker 10: On a phone sorry.

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Speaker 1: Scene and she's liked.

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Speaker 10: A little bit of my.

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Speaker 1: You know what's frusting? Aldi deal? If he's sing this

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Speaker 1: Aldi deal?

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Speaker 2: You know what's annoying? You're five minutes into a movie.

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Speaker 2: You see someone of the first.

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Speaker 1: Think, oh the good a bad guy. No one knows

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Speaker 1: the movie is just started. God, it kills me. It's

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Speaker 1: got to clear. What are they doing there? What are

528
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Speaker 1: they doing there? I don't know yet, don't even started.

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Speaker 1: Sam's English is second language subtitles on Get Your English Better, Sam,

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Speaker 1: exactly selfish trying to watch a Netflix show in a

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Speaker 1: language that's not your local local language. Past it's kissing, Will,

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Speaker 1: What are you on a Tuesday? A great time to

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Speaker 1: join the show, guys. And I was pretty grim out

534
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Speaker 1: there right now, all this talk of huge lockdowns everywhere.

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Speaker 1: But look something to put a smile on your doll.

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Speaker 1: Right up next, we are playing office phone bingo. If

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Speaker 1: you don't know how it works, I will be calling

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Speaker 1: a random phone in the office. Woods. You have three rings,

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Speaker 1: three rings or five rings five superman, sorry, five rings

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Speaker 1: because the office is big. There's about sixty phones out there,

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Speaker 1: five rings until that phone rings out. If you get

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Speaker 1: to it before rings out, you guys win. I've got

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Speaker 1: some eBay vouchers read to go thirty one to six

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Speaker 1: y five if you want to play. It'll be live

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Speaker 1: on Instagram, Will and Woody. If you got to get

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Speaker 1: out of the car, and there's already a bit of

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Speaker 1: an audience brewing there to see the mongoose charging across

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Speaker 1: the office. Last time you broke the boss's phone and

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Speaker 1: ended up in a very compromising position. It's deliyhed stuff

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Speaker 1: office phone, big go up next, Kiss Willem Moody. It's

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Speaker 1: Kiss and Willemody on a Tuesday. You've joined us in

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Speaker 1: a special time because yes, this office is very vacant,

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Speaker 1: and we like to play ice game iolation games, and

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Speaker 1: I mean this is the only isolation game that's still

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Speaker 1: in the system. Arguably we rinsed them. We went a

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Speaker 1: little bit harder them for a little while there, Woods,

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Speaker 1: But I still want Chili balls to come back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: My bum is a drum. Another one that is knocking

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Speaker 2: on the door. Ask me, I'm the only one knocking.

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Speaker 2: But office bone bingo is good will, officebone.

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Speaker 1: Being is wonderful. So look, we are the only people

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Speaker 1: here in the office. If you're on our Instagram streaming

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Speaker 1: this right now, you'll be able to see it yourselves.

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody come say gooday check it out live.

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Speaker 1: Woods is wearing some violent green bike shorts with a

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Speaker 1: pimple for a package. Go and check.

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Speaker 2: Don't do that because that was actually a troll. Actually

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Speaker 2: commented on one of our photos and said that you.

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Speaker 1: Had a package. You had a pimple package. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: pretty big pimple. If it's a pimple, I just say

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Speaker 1: a ward for a Willie, So go and take water.

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Speaker 1: Check it out. We're live on Instagram with them. The

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Speaker 1: way this works, guys, you've got one hundreds very vouchers

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Speaker 1: to give away right now, thirteen one o six five.

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Speaker 1: If you're in your car or whoever you are, give

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Speaker 1: us a call and I'm going to call one of

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Speaker 1: the desk phones in this office. There are sixty of them,

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Speaker 1: so you guys just have to give us a number

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Speaker 1: between one and sixty we call the extension. If Woods

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Speaker 1: gets to the phone before it rings out, keeping in

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Speaker 1: mind he runs out into the floor. He has no

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Speaker 1: idea which phone's going to go off. If he gets

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Speaker 1: to the phone before it rings out, you guys win

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Speaker 1: streaming on Instagram. Will and what are you right now?

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Speaker 1: We're going to go to our first player here. We've

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Speaker 1: got Emma on third and one oh sixty five. I

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Speaker 1: only have time for one player today as well. Emma,

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Speaker 1: how are you going? Hi?

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Speaker 4: I'm good.

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Speaker 3: How are you guys?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm excited. I'm excited. Woods is ready to

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Speaker 1: go the mongoose, as he calls himself. Yeah, Emma, I

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Speaker 1: need a number between one and sixty.

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Speaker 8: Okay, let's go twenty one.

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Speaker 1: Twenty one. Let me just corroborate with the people outside.

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Speaker 1: I like twenty one. I need to get those disar

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Speaker 1: twenty You're gonna have to get out of the studio. Woods,

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Speaker 1: ye to go. It looks like are you ready to go?

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Speaker 1: All right? Woods? Are you ready? Where's g get your

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Speaker 1: home on that?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 1: Safety first, Safety is sexy. Okay, you got your knee

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Speaker 1: pads on. Emma, are you ready?

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Speaker 3: I'm ready?

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Speaker 1: Okay, We've got the extension. Ready to go. Okay, here

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Speaker 1: we go. You can streams on Instagram. Will and what

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Speaker 1: one hundred dollars eBay voucher if he gets there before

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Speaker 1: Five rings and dialing, Now, that's one ring. That's two rings, Emma,

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Speaker 1: that's three rings.

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Speaker 11: On the bed and absolutely destroyed.

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Speaker 1: No worries, as easy as quizzes.

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Speaker 9: Right up next five in the bucks on Kiss Podcasting.

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Speaker 1: Now, this is Will and Woody. Hey, good afternoon everyone.

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Speaker 1: Hope you're having a wonderful Tuesday. If you're not, if

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Speaker 1: you're a bit worried about all this grim business that's

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Speaker 1: going on. Stay with us every day from four o'clock,

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Speaker 1: a couple of hours of a bit of a laugh,

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Speaker 1: for your drive home on your smart speaker, whatever it

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Speaker 1: is to finish your day, will be here, guys. And

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Speaker 1: every day at five o'clock or just afterwards, we've got

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Speaker 1: five hundred bucks to give away with Australia as easy

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Speaker 1: as Quizz.

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Speaker 11: Australias eesious quiz.

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Speaker 2: Playing today we've got Taylor. Taylor, there are thirty seconds

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Speaker 2: on the clock. You've got to get ten questions right.

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Speaker 2: You can pass on any question and we have to

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Speaker 2: take your first answer first.

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Speaker 1: How we feel in tails.

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Speaker 10: I'm a little bit nervous.

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Speaker 1: Nervous fellers.

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Speaker 6: I'm not going to lie, looking to lie, looking forward

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Speaker 6: to spend the money on a smoke. Rif I get

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Speaker 6: through the I doesn't want me to get a smoker,

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Speaker 6: But what it doesn't come out of our bank account?

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Speaker 1: She got not much to say. Yeah, I agree with it.

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Speaker 9: Just amazing answer, Just such a simple question. You went

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Speaker 9: on for at least forty five seconds. I love that

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Speaker 9: you ended up in bank accounts, Taylor. I love it

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Speaker 9: You've thought it through the first thing you're going to smoke, Taylor.

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Speaker 6: Oh, probably a nice bris kit.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go all out salivating. Talent is salivating,

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Speaker 1: all right mate, let's not hear about your spit woods.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready to go, Taylor?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

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Speaker 6: Guys, I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, you might need to do a little

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Speaker 1: bit more than just look forward to it. Made knuckle down.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I think I've got the dictionary.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, there's no spelling. Thirty thirty seconds on the clock, mate,

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Speaker 1: You need ten questions? How many legs does the spider have?

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Speaker 1: Who was the first man to step on the moon?

653
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Speaker 1: What does the L in n R L stand for?

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Speaker 4: Late?

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Speaker 1: What's nine plus seven sick day? What sound does a

656
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Speaker 1: dingo make? What type of what type of car do

657
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Speaker 1: you drive? Who's Michelle Obama married to? The boy bad?

658
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: Was justin timberlakeer part of in which country? Would you

659
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Speaker 1: find the Adelaide Oval Adelaide? Who's the premiere of Victoria?

660
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Speaker 1: And you haven't quite got there? You just dropped him

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Speaker 1: off a ledge there. I thought you were going to

662
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Speaker 1: build a suspense and tease him like you normally do. No,

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Speaker 1: you said, well, I do. But it's entertaining. Oh you

664
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Speaker 1: should tell me that now. Look you haven't quite made

665
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Speaker 1: it there, mate, I'll kick off with one the night.

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00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: A bit of a giggle.

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Speaker 2: That first man to step on the moon, you said,

668
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 2: Lance Armstrong? Neither of it's Neil Strong. Also we would

669
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Speaker 2: have accepted buzz like Lance Armstrong is of course the cyclist.

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Speaker 2: A few people cook that though.

671
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Speaker 1: As Aldron was the other bloke who was a party

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Speaker 1: of three to step on the moon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, see second, I think so he was a bit

674
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Speaker 2: like Tensing Norgay in that way. Was the second man

675
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Speaker 2: on everest?

676
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Speaker 6: The other one?

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Speaker 1: You got wrong here, mate? Which country would you find

678
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Speaker 1: the Adelaide oval?

679
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Speaker 2: You said, Adelaide A bit of a chicky slip up there.

680
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Speaker 2: Everything else was pretty good, Taylor. So unfortunately didn't get

681
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Speaker 2: the fire. I still get the smoker, mate, you can

682
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Speaker 2: givince your wife. You get the smoker. That brisket sounds

683
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 2: absolutely delicious. I can I ask you a question before

684
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Speaker 2: you move on? Before we move one, have you ever

685
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 2: been fired from from a job? Yes?

686
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: I sure have. Why while you're fired? He's sort of

687
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: telling me what to do in a way.

688
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Speaker 6: But I didn't really like the way he did it,

689
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Speaker 6: so I sort of told him where to go.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's probably his job, end of the day.

691
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Speaker 1: That's what bosses have to do.

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Speaker 2: That's probably a firible offense. We're going to go to

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Speaker 2: a song and talk more about what constitutes a fireable offense.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on the show, Taylor. He's not like

695
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Speaker 1: a legend, mate with your eyes. So broke back to

696
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Speaker 1: the dictionary. We'll see you next time. Let's get into

697
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Speaker 1: a churn and it's Kise spilling buddy podcasting. Wow, it's

698
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Speaker 1: Kise spilling money on a Chuesday. Take your mind. It

699
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Speaker 1: is tax time. Everybody's thinking about how many dollars they're

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Speaker 1: going to get back from the old ay. Oh, we've

701
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Speaker 1: got a tax expert from H and R Block. It's

702
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Speaker 1: gonna come on help you guys all those questions. It

703
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Speaker 1: sounds riveting, it actually is well interesting stuff. Mark's a character.

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Speaker 1: Mark Mark is a real character. And he told us

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Speaker 1: he's bringing a fun fact today. Is that today?

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Speaker 2: Well I can't remember. I can't remember, you know, five

707
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Speaker 2: minutes ago. If he brings a fun fact, get excited everyone,

708
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Speaker 2: because it'll be fun.

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Speaker 1: I will.

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Speaker 2: There was a terrifying video that went viral. Last week,

711
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Speaker 2: a boy called Jimmy Canahan was pulled over for speeding.

712
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Speaker 2: It's going one hundred and twenty clicks down the freeway

713
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Speaker 2: and his excuse was because he was actually fighting off

714
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Speaker 2: a deadly brown snake in his ute while he was speeding.

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Speaker 2: And this is a bit of audio of when the

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Speaker 2: police pulled him over and they were talking about it.

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Speaker 1: You feel my heart, haind a snake in your car? There?

718
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Speaker 1: It's in the back of the tray, mate, terrifying stuff.

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Speaker 2: The updates on the whole thing will there was a

720
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Speaker 2: brown snake in you know, you look impressed. There's a

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Speaker 2: brown snake in.

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Speaker 1: His car and sounds a bit you know, faked up,

723
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Speaker 1: doesn't it? Because that's legit because the police in the video.

724
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Speaker 1: Then why is the copper British? I don't know, because

725
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Speaker 1: he's from England. We're not a British police. Can I

726
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: hear that one more time? You feel my heart? I

727
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: haind a snake in your car? You found a mate.

728
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Speaker 2: It's a real story and it is terrifying stuff. Go

729
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: and look at the video if you want to. It's

730
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Speaker 2: gone viral there, but news Today will so you can

731
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Speaker 2: see the snake in the video.

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Speaker 1: It's yes, you can.

733
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Speaker 2: There's news today that the guy who got pulled over

734
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Speaker 2: for speed has been fired from his jaw.

735
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Speaker 1: He's been given to.

736
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Speaker 2: Say what for being on the video or his boss

737
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 2: saw the video of him speeding and have decided to

738
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Speaker 2: give him the can.

739
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Speaker 1: Because he didn't believe it either because it was a

740
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Speaker 1: British police officer. There's a video. It's not why he fighted.

741
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Speaker 1: He smelled her out.

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Speaker 2: I think it's because. I think it's because of the

743
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Speaker 2: speeding thing. My question to you is do you think

744
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Speaker 2: that was a fireable offense? I mean, he was fighting

745
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 2: enough a brown snake will would you have fired him?

746
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 2: Would you have fired an employee for speeding when they're

747
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 2: fighting off a brown snake on a freeway?

748
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Speaker 1: Why does he need to speed to fight off the snake?

749
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Speaker 1: Great question, Really good crea. I mean that's I think

750
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Speaker 1: that's when it comes down. He was just scared, breaking vigorously.

751
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Speaker 1: I can imagine. I think he was just scared. His

752
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Speaker 1: foot to the floor. Yeah, he said he has a

753
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Speaker 1: snake in the tray, like it's not even in the cabin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think he was trying to put his foot

756
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Speaker 2: down hard. So he was going to fling the brown

757
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Speaker 2: snake off. So would you fire him or not?

758
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Speaker 1: I think that's what he was trying to do. Would

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Speaker 1: you fire Um? No, I don't think I would like

760
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: if we had, like a brown snake's going to kill him.

761
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: So I think whatever you do in that situation, I

762
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Speaker 1: agree you're just trying to look after yourself. Yet I

763
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Speaker 1: don't think it's viable. Here's what I want to do.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk about, you know, what constitutes a

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Speaker 2: fireable offense and how I want to do that serious? No,

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Speaker 2: it is serious, but it's good to do. Thirteen one

767
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Speaker 2: I six five. I want you to call up you've

768
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Speaker 2: ever been fired from a job before? We need to

769
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Speaker 2: tell us why you were fired from your job? And

770
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 2: then Will and I are going to put our heads

771
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Speaker 2: together and we're going to decide was it a fireable offense?

772
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: How have we got any idea?

773
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 6: Well?

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00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: You did law, you know you did from a lot

775
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: of jobs. We'll do it up next. I six five.

776
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 1: On a Tuesday, have you been fired? That's all right,

777
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: it's kissing, it's well. And what on a Tuesday? If

778
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: you're going to get into media or public broadcasting? Kids?

779
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: Read the story before you talk about it. I think

780
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 1: it's probably the first thing you learned.

781
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 2: What's Yeah, it feels like a pretty random thing to say,

782
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,479
Speaker 2: because right now we're talking about the guy the viral

783
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 2: video last week of a guy who was fighting off

784
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 2: a brown snake in his car and he was actually

785
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 2: caught speeding. So he's speeding with the brown snake in

786
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 2: his car, trying to fight it off.

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Speaker 1: Well, he wasn't speeding because he was trying to fight

788
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: it off. No, which is what you said before, That

789
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: is what I said.

790
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 2: Turns out we've had a few phone calls coming through.

791
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 2: The reason he was speeding is because he was bitten

792
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Speaker 2: by the brownson.

793
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: He thought he was bitten.

794
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 2: He thought he was bidden, and he was trying to

795
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Speaker 2: get to the hospital, which makes a lot more sense.

796
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Speaker 1: And I probably should have clarified that. He probably have

797
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: read the story for being hones. I read half of it.

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00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 2: Anyway, he's been he's been fired from his job now

799
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Speaker 2: for getting caught speeding.

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Speaker 1: I reckon, that's stiff. We think that stiff will We

801
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: don't think it's a superable super stiff. If it turns

802
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: out that he actually thought he was bitten and was

803
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: trying to save his own life, Like that's outrageous. I mean,

804
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: he'd have a case with work Choices Australia, whatever they

805
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: call it.

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00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,720
Speaker 2: We will represent your Jimmy Canhan. No, it won't anyway.

807
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 2: Thirty one oh sixty five. We are now trying to

808
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 2: just delve into what a horrible offense is. So, Chelsea,

809
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Speaker 2: you've been fired from a gym before?

810
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 5: Yes, I have.

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Speaker 1: Why were you fired?

812
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 6: So?

813
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 5: Someone had passed out on the treadmill. I went and

814
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,919
Speaker 5: got a bottle of pump from the fridge and gave

815
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 5: it to him to make him feel better, and they

816
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 5: fighted me for not paying for it.

817
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:23,720
Speaker 1: Why, Wow, not a fire lower fish? Did you fight that, Chelsea?

818
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 6: No?

819
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 5: I was there for five years and it was kind

820
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Speaker 5: of ready to I kind of took it and left.

821
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 10: Wow.

822
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Speaker 1: Trying to save someone's life and again not fans, Chelsea.

823
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Speaker 1: Thanks the colchow the girl. Let's go to Jack out

824
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Speaker 1: sends pretty black and white, doesn't it. Yeah, let's go

825
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: to Jack JACKO. You got fired mate?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

827
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was fed from an ice cream shot for

828
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 8: eating the flakes?

829
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, how many flakes are we talking?

830
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 8: Jack?

831
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 1: How many flights are jack on?

832
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 5: Yeah?

833
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 2: Like two or three shift.

834
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: Surely you're led two or three flakes to shift one

835
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Speaker 1: was a shift jack? That was probably it was And

836
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: he said two flakes will and you're going to fire him?

837
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 10: Yeah?

838
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you can't eat. Where do you draw the line there? Would?

839
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: Where do you draw the line there? Five? If he's

840
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: having if he's a rhetorical question, have you got an

841
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: answer to that question? You can't. You can't put a

842
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: quota on how much stock staff can eat. You can't

843
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: do that as an employer. Otherwise everyone runs right. It's

844
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: just you can't have any stock. That's the deal.

845
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 2: I've got it on good authority. When you work at subway,

846
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 2: you get to go home with a free sub It's

847
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 2: pretty reasonable.

848
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 1: It's got to the end of the shift. Maybe, but

849
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: you don't see the meeting. You know, a foot long

850
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: meat ball in the shift you No, you don't. Will

851
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: that's a good jack. But it's a viable offense to Myummed,

852
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: have a flake on the way home. Something we've got

853
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:47,879
Speaker 1: Muhammed here, Muhammad, you got fired from a job? Yeah,

854
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: how are you going?

855
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:53,240
Speaker 10: I'm gonna company name or not. But I was contracting

856
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 10: out of a very large company for an account and

857
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 10: try to work my assle so I could get a

858
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 10: permanent position. Message of Unfortunately, Muhammad, you have fallen victims

859
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 10: to your success. You're too efficient for this company. We

860
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 10: have no well work for you that there is in

861
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 10: your return.

862
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: Yes, God, what does that even mean?

863
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 10: I was too good for it?

864
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: That's too good at your job. Well, you did get

865
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:21,439
Speaker 1: fired in the end, so you know I was too efficient. Yeah,

866
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: sounds like BS to me. Mama.

867
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Speaker 6: What are you on?

868
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Speaker 1: A second? You can't find no I'm saying I'm calling

869
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Speaker 1: the company a liar, but surely they're in trouble for

870
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: wrongful dismissal. Have you trying to take it up with contructing?

871
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: Bad luck? Bro Lesson for everyone out there, don't don't

872
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: be too good at your job? Lesson? Now, you want

873
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: to improve a little bit every year. That's why I've

874
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: been holding back on radio A bit true.

875
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 2: We'll go to Robin here. I'm thirty one six five.

876
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 2: I'll be I'll get better, Robin.

877
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: When please pull the rip cord whenever you're ready here,

878
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: they're not ready. Australia is not ready, Robin. You've been

879
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 1: fired from your job.

880
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 8: I was fired as being a Tupperware lady. Okay, Robin, well,

881
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 8: you had to do a minimum number of parties per month,

882
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 8: which is probably about three. But I was a little

883
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 8: bit busy planning my wedding and they said, we've got

884
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 8: to have more parties or we're taking away your dealer

885
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 8: number and you're no longer a dealer. And I went, oh, well,

886
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 8: all right, then see you. And I wasn't allowed to

887
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 8: sell anything, so.

888
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 1: So you got you got fired for not holding enough

889
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: Tupperware parties. Yeah, that's probably one of the reasonable boring

890
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: calls I've ever had on this show. I think it's

891
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,919
Speaker 1: I think it's fair enough though that she's been fined.

892
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: Isn't it repeated? Though? What are we doing? There's going

893
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: out of you going to tune. It's on the other side,

894
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: if I grade someone five thirty every day, it's Kepler

895
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 1: on a Tuesday Woods. It's a big grim at the moment.

896
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: Will It is no doubt every time I see the

897
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 2: news that sends me a new update on are we

898
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 2: going into stage four? Is Victoria going to stage four?

899
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 2: Is youw th aus Well? I was going to be

900
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 2: going back into lockdown. It's all pretty scary, so look

901
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 2: right up next. I wanted to share what I think

902
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 2: could be a really simple and effective way to cheer

903
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 2: someone up in your life. I was actually on the

904
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 2: receiving end of this last night and it made me

905
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 2: very very happy. All right, So I'll share it right

906
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 2: up next with Okay, I'm looking forward to that. Tell

907
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 2: what else? It gets you out of a bad mood.

908
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: It's a good tune, great song at five thirty every

909
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: single day to get you, guys through the peak out.

910
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: But nothing drags it from the doldrums of despair like

911
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 1: a great song, and particularly an artist of this caliber.

912
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: Personal favorite in the studio. It is Desiree and hopefully

913
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: she can put a smile on your doll this Tuesday afternoon,

914
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: just in a kiss kiss. Well, and what he hates?

915
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: Tax time for everyone, obviously, chance to squeeze a few

916
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 1: more dollars out of the ato, if that is you

917
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: responsibly illegally all those things. Yes, willamwodo dot com the register,

918
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: because we've got our tax expert from H and R

919
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: block Mark, who's going to be in here. Very sure

920
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: that he's a riot. He's a hoot on the airwaves.

921
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: He's a real not really, not really, but I mean

922
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: he's incredibly beneficial and one thousand dollars you guys could

923
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: win if you're registered at willanmwodot com for that awesome stuff.

924
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: Grim times.

925
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 2: At the moment Australia everywhere, it feels like that second

926
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 2: wave is well and truly on the way slash here,

927
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 2: which is which which is tough to hear. But I

928
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 2: think it's an important time because of all that for

929
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 2: us to band together and get around each other. And

930
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 2: I just wanted to impart something that happened to me

931
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 2: last night which really really cheered me up.

932
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: I know it's important in these times to check in

933
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: on people.

934
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of talk around like just you know,

935
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 2: message someone or call someone just say hey are you going,

936
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 2: et cetera. But I feel like now we've been in

937
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 2: lockdown for months, it's been a very very long time,

938
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 2: it gets a bit repetitive, I think to message someone

939
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 2: say hey, how are you going?

940
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: Or call them yep.

941
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 2: So last night there was a different tact that was

942
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 2: actually used on me and Will. It was actually from you.

943
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 2: I don't know if you intentionally did this. What did

944
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 2: you do to me last night?

945
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What did you what did you.

946
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: What did you do the thresholds?

947
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 2: What did you after the show where you had an

948
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 2: interaction seven eight o'clock at night?

949
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: Did we over the last night? It over the phone?

950
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: You sent me messages? Did I what? What are you serious?

951
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: I see a few photos a your photos last year?

952
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: It was really you sent me. So if you're us

953
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: having a bit of a bit of a time in

954
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 1: the past.

955
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,839
Speaker 2: So it was from four, four or five years ago,

956
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 2: you actually cooked on the rooftops. Well, I wasn't gonna

957
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 2: say what the photos were actually off because the photos

958
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 2: were like one of our ex produces, the Walrus. Yeah,

959
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 2: the photos were a bit inappropriate, and I was nude

960
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 2: in most of those photos. But you sent me these

961
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 2: photos from four or five years ago. You actually included

962
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 2: another friend of ours in those photog Well beautiful.

963
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, X is a good guy. Yeah, absolutely, he's a competitor,

964
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: but yeah, he's a lovely guy. He's a lovely guy.

965
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 2: And I just thought immediately when I was watching the

966
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 2: videos and photoges, and it made me feel so incredibly good.

967
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: That's good.

968
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 2: An hour later, yeah, another friend of mine. This is

969
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 2: why I thought you were in cahoots with a friend.

970
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 2: Another friend of mine sent me videos from five years

971
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 2: ago of just me and him having a really fun

972
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 2: and happy time.

973
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 6: Yeah.

974
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: Nice.

975
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 2: I cannot tell you how good it may be good

976
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 2: revisit these videos and memories.

977
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: So I really stressed from a normal time for you.

978
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: That's right. I was watching I was watching a football

979
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: the other day. It was I was watching the crowd,

980
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: and even just watching people in the crowd made me

981
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: feel really good. Just seeing you know, everyone hang out

982
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 1: and hug and everything else. It's amazing to think. It's

983
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: just a reminder that everything wasn't always like this. So

984
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: I really stress.

985
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 2: If you want to check in on someone or get

986
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 2: around someone and you think might be struggling a.

987
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 1: Little bit, if you're sick of sending text send.

988
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 2: Go through your phone, go through your photo album and

989
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 2: find old video, because you've got a lot in there,

990
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 2: old videos, old photos, and just send it to a

991
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 2: friend and just say how good was that?

992
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 1: You don't mean to say message, just go, like, send

993
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: the video. It's a happy video. It made me feel

994
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: amazing last night, So go and do it. All the

995
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 1: great news. I'll post those notes up on it. Everybody

996
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: feel good. Definitely takes time. We've got our ex performation

997
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 1: marking up next to you, guys, come in a thousand

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Speaker 1: please stay with us you want to learn how are

1000
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Speaker 1: you going to get more out of the ato in

1001
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: the meantime able test? Foray the weekend kissing Hey, guys,

1002
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: it's kiss willing. What do you on a Tuesday afternoon?

1003
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: Or we've been in your cars for the last couple

1004
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 1: of hours or if you're in Victoria, probably on your

1005
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: smart speaker in your headphones. Hope isolation's going okay? I

1006
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: hope you guys don't go to stage four because well

1007
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 1: we won't see you for a while. Not good, terrifying.

1008
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,959
Speaker 1: But you know the new South Welshman they're not excited either.

1009
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: Like it's sort of looking like a bit of isolation

1010
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:03,720
Speaker 1: is heading that way. Ponders have canceled all international flights

1011
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 1: until next year at a minimum. Anyway, look, grim times

1012
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: sometimes it's grim times. So look, I want to try

1013
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: and finish the shot a little bit of a high.

1014
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,720
Speaker 1: We're going about to get out of here. But Woods

1015
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: for the second time in my radio career, in our

1016
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: radio careers, over the course of ten years. I've been

1017
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: send a package and you haven't. If you're pointing a

1018
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: celebration music, a new button push junior producer George mind

1019
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: the desk, and no way he can find celebration music.

1020
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: Find the music. Shot, that's celebra I got the celebration.

1021
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: Here's the second time in the career, the second time.

1022
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: Turn the goddamn celebration music down. She doesn't know how

1023
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 1: to do. Here's the thing.

1024
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 2: This doesn't make sense on a number of levels. I

1025
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 2: don't think people know the difference between the two of us.

1026
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 2: For starters, people doing the difference.

1027
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: People don't know the difference because the first time I

1028
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: got send something, you know, a little bit, a little

1029
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 1: bit egg on my face. But yeah, I celebrated in

1030
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 1: the studio and then I opened the package and it

1031
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: was a shave for bald men. Yeah, it really flipped on,

1032
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: which which I'm terrified. This will be another little trinket

1033
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: to help out the balding population. All right, here we go.

1034
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: So I'm opening the package. George, give me a drum roll, ah,

1035
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: give me whatever you got, man, just just give me

1036
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: jobs on the line. What is it? I don't know yet.

1037
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: I'm just opening the pack. Hurry up. Okay, I'm excited.

1038
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: Oh the parcel is currently it's a box from mo A.

1039
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: It's a box from No from mosh. What is this?

1040
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's another hair product?

1041
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 6: What is it?

1042
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: A tablet to day helps support hair growth and maintains

1043
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 1: healthy hairs.

1044
00:48:55,760 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 11: Again again, I've got more than the hair. You are

1045
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 11: more than a bold man, the face of ball. If

1046
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 11: you are a man, you're the man name.

1047
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: Who is this? It's you and Gary?

1048
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 6: What is it?

1049
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: Gary Sweet? Gary Sweet from house helps it cleanse and

1050
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 1: repair damaged hair? God damnish, it's all you have over me.

1051
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 2: Congratulations, you're the face of baldness and you get free.

1052
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: Gets into fitsy Gary Sweet and me awesome? God damn it.

1053
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: Should be happy with that. They got good stuff mental

1054
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: health and mental wellness. What's that could do with me

1055
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: being bald? Well? It could lead to what a moment?

1056
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 2: Yes, well, well done, you've got it over me. You're

1057
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 2: a famous bald man.

1058
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: No, hang on, before you go on, I do want

1059
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: to do a quick shout out to whoever these guys are,

1060
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 1: because it sounds like they're doing good things. They're called Mosh.

1061
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 1: Mosh is who they're called? Yes, and they're all about

1062
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,959
Speaker 1: men talking about their mental health issues and men talking

1063
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: about all their medical issues, which we are not very

1064
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: good at. That's why they've sent me this, Jesus Christ.

1065
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I just look like I'm a just a

1066
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: pudgy balld dude who doesn't produce enough sperm. Now apparently

1067
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 1: as well. I mean, this is for you. It's all

1068
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: probably good for if you need it. I don't need it.

1069
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm healthy, thirty year old giants. I've lost a bit

1070
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: of head I've lost a bit of headway. Look, guys,

1071
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: talk about your mental health issues. That, yeah, one hundred

1072
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 1: percent wasn't a legit advertisement. But I'm just reading that.

1073
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 1: It looks like there is some wonderful things. So go

1074
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: and talk to you doctor if you if you need

1075
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: to get involved with your mental health. And good on

1076
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: them for giving you a freebie fear baldness as well.

1077
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: They sound like a nice group. Now they've got three

1078
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: hair growth tablets before I scull the whole model who's on, Kyle.

1079
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 2: And Jack are going to be joined. This guy's amazing,

1080
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,919
Speaker 2: Andy Cohen is his name of him? Then just stick

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Speaker 2: a ragsy is very very interesting. So that show kicks

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Speaker 2: off right now,