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Speaker 1: And Amanda Jamy speak of nudity. You've been following the

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Speaker 1: story about this PERF counselor.

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Speaker 2: Perth counselor, PERF counselor.

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Speaker 1: Night's Jones.

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Speaker 3: He was, he's from Perth, from Junda Lap in Perth

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Speaker 3: and he's over in Adelaide.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, problem for night. You couldn't sleep?

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Speaker 3: And what I do sometimes when I can't sleep and

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Speaker 3: go might get up and have a beer at home.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm in Adelaide.

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Speaker 4: And so he's in a hotel and you think I

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Speaker 4: can't sleep, I'd better go and have a beer outside.

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Speaker 3: My mister Jones went out and search for an alcoholic

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Speaker 3: beveries that might help him doze off. He walked into

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Speaker 3: the first bar he saw, and he's gone into the

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Speaker 3: Crazy Horse Review.

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Speaker 1: I've been to the Crazy Horse Review.

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Speaker 2: She couldn't sleep, Well, you.

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Speaker 3: Know what it said in a pamphlet. It was the

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Speaker 3: home of miss newde Australia. And I thought, well, I've

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Speaker 3: got a lot of motorbike Jackson, lot of stuff that

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Speaker 3: I could store. If she's nude, she does, she's gonna

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Speaker 3: have eaves cupboard space. So maybe mister Jones the same

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Speaker 3: had the same idea. Anyway, he's gone into the strip.

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Speaker 2: Is it a strip club?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: You didn't say so home of misnude. I don't know

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Speaker 4: if they're stripped or they're already nude.

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Speaker 1: Are you like? What did you just come down the

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Speaker 1: last shower?

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Speaker 2: I don't frequent strip club, so I don't know you

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Speaker 2: perform there.

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Speaker 1: But you know.

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Speaker 2: I'm able to sleep, so I'm not in this category.

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Speaker 1: You did a show once where you pretended to be

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Speaker 1: I do know. I did.

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Speaker 4: It was called I Come of what it was called,

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Speaker 4: and it was on the ABC, and I tried out

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Speaker 4: a whole lot of different jobs, and one of them

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Speaker 4: was being a stripper, obviously, and I had to film

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Speaker 4: in a strip club just from me from the neck

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Speaker 4: up and as if these tassels were hitting me in

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Speaker 4: the face, and I had to I couldn't stop pulling

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Speaker 4: faces because I just I had to towirl around a

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Speaker 4: pole and things. But I was just wearing a boob

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Speaker 4: tube and normal clothes. That and the number of people

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Speaker 4: that said I saw that I didn't know you could.

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Speaker 1: Dance because they had an actually strapper.

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Speaker 2: Then they intercut this with this. You know that's not.

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Speaker 3: Because my wife Helen said at the time, your man

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Speaker 3: has got a good body.

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Speaker 2: Yes, how would people possibly think that was me?

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Speaker 3: So mister Jones has gone into that thing, He's been

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Speaker 3: in there for two minutes.

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Speaker 1: A girl walked out skimpily dressed, and he's asleep and

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Speaker 1: he's a minute. So he's done the right thing. He's

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Speaker 1: skulled his beer and left.

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Speaker 2: How come we know this story? What's happened?

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Speaker 3: He's got to put an expense form in when he's

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Speaker 3: got back to Western Australia for one beer. For one

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Speaker 3: beer and someone mister bean count has gone along on

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Speaker 3: a minute, this is a crazy horse.

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Speaker 2: Review and next minute reading this story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you should go there and have a look. Should

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Speaker 1: I went there one time with Gretel Colleen of all people?

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Speaker 4: Did you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I don't know how we ended up there. I think

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Speaker 3: it was because of the Miss newed Australia. But we

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Speaker 3: did watch a girl who would dance over above what. Wow,

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Speaker 3: it's extraordinary.

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Speaker 2: Did you file it under your expenses?

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Speaker 1: No? No, it was all legit. It was all you know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a paragon of virtue, but it was. It

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Speaker 1: was many years ago, two thousand thereabouts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean you're not a paragon of virtue.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a paragon of virtue. Look at me.

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Speaker 4: But no, the only reason he got in trouble was

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Speaker 4: because he filed it under spend is No one would

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Speaker 4: care that he went there was a civilian or as

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Speaker 4: a politician. No one would care. It's because he tried

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Speaker 4: to put it in his expenses. He's not in trouble morally.

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Speaker 4: It is his trouble because he's an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, putting your expenses into a G Street.

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Speaker 2: I thought she was my tax accountant.