WEBVTT - COUPLE OF MISFITS: Ask Auntie Oscar

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<v Speaker 1>Just posted by a couple of misfits. Please yourself for

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<v Speaker 1>the ridiculous Shenanigans of our spare wheels.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck the mitches, is king oscar prise.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep a Jenner then conscioceptive diagrams out Hello you, hello, y.

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<v Speaker 3>One, look at us. Episode three and the misfits are

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<v Speaker 3>still going you lock up.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't know how this is still going.

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<v Speaker 3>Just we're so good here. You're very rarely correct and

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<v Speaker 3>any and you guys have been so wonderful to us. Idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>You've been so your own idiots and Facebook group. Make

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<v Speaker 3>sure you join that one because that's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>But you have to answer the questions.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you have to answer them correctly.

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<v Speaker 4>Ye, don't just push your join and you're going to

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<v Speaker 4>get in because you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you create more work for por Jenner. Oh you

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<v Speaker 3>know she's already prize keeping exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't waste my time.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, like you guys have been absolutely fantastic to us.

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<v Speaker 3>So here we are again, and I can't not bring

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<v Speaker 3>up the fact that you all voted we should be

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<v Speaker 3>going to Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>And here's the thing, So I have reached out to

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<v Speaker 2>the powers at b that run the kidio. Yep, I've

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<v Speaker 2>been campaigning, you know how hard I campaign, don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>Jo and I actually have been in news with that,

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<v Speaker 2>and so we do have a yappin and Japan updates. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to Japan. Maybe maybe I want to get

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<v Speaker 2>to that a little bit late.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, idiots, we have asked Auntie Oscar, this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is something that's happened in ADD brief. And I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know about you, idiots, but whenever I listen to the mitches,

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<v Speaker 2>I give up on ADD brief.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe you give up because sometimes like addbrief

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<v Speaker 3>has some of the most like iconic things that happen

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<v Speaker 3>in that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, I think our best stuff has been

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<v Speaker 2>in AD debrief because we don't know what the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing on this.

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<v Speaker 3>The first a DA Brief I did, I voiced message

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<v Speaker 3>Niki Webster.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true, right, I actually remember that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you were actually there. Yeah, you were in

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<v Speaker 2>the glass.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, now you're not in behind the class.

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<v Speaker 3>Well now you're not.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so funny because we've been in this studio for

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<v Speaker 4>about an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>And all I'm hearing in the background while I'm pressing buttons.

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<v Speaker 3>Is I'm the weetle girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know. I don't even remember how this started,

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<v Speaker 2>and eighty seven times.

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<v Speaker 3>Because the problem is I hyper fixate on certain things,

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<v Speaker 3>so like when I find something really funny and Jenna,

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<v Speaker 3>Jenna is such a bad influence on that because she

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<v Speaker 3>thinks everything I say is funny.

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<v Speaker 2>So the weedle good.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's just a solid hour. I just been looking

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<v Speaker 3>at same bank and get the wheedle girl. I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 3>sure it happened because I burned. I think I just burnt.

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<v Speaker 3>Only weirdle girls, only.

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<v Speaker 2>Weirdle girl, and I'm christ is a weirdle girl. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we all know that you're a lot of work, Oscar.

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<v Speaker 3>We are not doing this again. I am not sitting

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<v Speaker 3>here having my character persecuted.

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<v Speaker 2>And you see, this is how this all started. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to see if I can find this

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<v Speaker 2>clip because in add brief, last week, we got into

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<v Speaker 2>a little marriage tiff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and you slept real good on that couch, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 2>I really did. I need to get myself a better

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<v Speaker 2>fouled out. But I thought in our little tiff that

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<v Speaker 2>I was being diplomatic. All the idiots are going you

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<v Speaker 2>were so mean.

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<v Speaker 3>The way all of you had my back, Like, I

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<v Speaker 3>just want to give a special shout out, which is

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<v Speaker 3>why I said to the idiots me questions because I

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<v Speaker 3>want to give back and they can ask Auntie Oscar

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<v Speaker 3>because Sam, my husband has been a fuck wich and

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<v Speaker 3>once again is referring to me being a self indulgent.

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<v Speaker 4>As Sam doesn't understand the whole talent producer long, No,

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<v Speaker 4>he's still learning.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a little bit offended about the idea that you're

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<v Speaker 2>referring to yourselves as talent and just yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think you are. We're just weirdle girls with

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<v Speaker 3>so much talent. So much girls have talent.

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<v Speaker 2>No, if it's your first time listening, we start every

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<v Speaker 2>episode with this bullshit followed pin is it just me

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<v Speaker 2>something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate? Anti Oscar

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<v Speaker 2>weirdle good, I'm just a wirdle, the weirdle girl that

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<v Speaker 2>you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I'll go all right, let's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just take it away.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me? If we have more than one

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<v Speaker 3>sugar in your coffee? Should you be considered a psychopath? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, I agree, thank you, I look and hang

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<v Speaker 2>on hanging Is this because you got me a coffee

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<v Speaker 2>earlier for tea sugars.

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<v Speaker 3>You get two sugar. No, look, nothing to do against you, Sam,

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<v Speaker 3>but I well, maybe slightly. I it's just not coffee

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<v Speaker 3>at this point. I recently was in a conversation with

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<v Speaker 3>someone who said to me, I'm such a coffee snob.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to have like this and this, and as

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<v Speaker 3>someone who is a big coffee drinker, I can drink

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<v Speaker 3>four or five coffees and feel normal. So maybe I

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<v Speaker 3>should be medicated. But they were saying to me like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I love coffee. You know. I went drink Starducks. Then

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<v Speaker 3>I went drink Gloria Jeans. I need like actual like

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<v Speaker 3>hole in the walk of it. They were from Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Ill, No, I'm just kidding. We love you Melbourn.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, punt like anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not the people that just like, how dare you? Like,

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<v Speaker 3>can you guarantee my safety? Nah? Anyway, but they were like,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't do this whatever. Well, hey, and I went

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<v Speaker 3>for a coffee and I got my Oh I'll have

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<v Speaker 3>an oak China. I get oat because I'm a girl

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<v Speaker 3>with ey boy is to your mind or whatever. So

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<v Speaker 3>I got my oat milk whatever, And he was like

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<v Speaker 3>an oatmeal, that's not real coffee. Oh he walks up

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<v Speaker 3>and goes, hi, I'll have a large flat white and

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<v Speaker 3>can I have three sugars in that?

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<v Speaker 2>What a joke?

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<v Speaker 3>And you know what he did, you know, like the

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<v Speaker 3>sweetener bullshit? Oh he grabbed one of those and put

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<v Speaker 3>it into and oh, I know, which then got me thinking,

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<v Speaker 3>how can you tell me you're a coffee snob when

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<v Speaker 3>you've just put three and a half sugars and half

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<v Speaker 3>a sweetener that's just sugar water. That is a cruiser,

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<v Speaker 3>that's lolly water. But how can you say you like

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<v Speaker 3>coffee if it's too bitter? Fuck off? Take a caffeine

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<v Speaker 3>tablet or some bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a point, okay, as someone who has two

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<v Speaker 2>sugars in a coffee and actually, weirdly, I come from

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<v Speaker 2>a family of two sugars and a coffee. Yeah. Genetics, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it very much is.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought incorrectness was hereditary. No, I'm just kidding. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't ever repeat that to your parents. I love your

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<v Speaker 3>parents so deeply. We have beautiful family.

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<v Speaker 2>They're very proud to have you as an in law.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is never ending but as someone who's in

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<v Speaker 2>a too sugar coffee committee, two is the limit. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like the two is a limit, but maybe that's

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<v Speaker 2>just because that's my limit.

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<v Speaker 3>Iced coffee. Oh, I went on a date with a

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<v Speaker 3>guy that hadn't too sugars in an iced coffee. It's

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<v Speaker 3>already iced.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't put no, no, no, no, that's just sweet enough.

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<v Speaker 3>It has to be bitter if you put an ounce

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<v Speaker 3>of sugar in it. I don't know what it is

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<v Speaker 3>about me. If you put a like a singular speck

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<v Speaker 3>of sugar, I can taste it, and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>want to throw myself off the harbor breach.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not like, I'm glad that you're not over reacting.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 4>But my old boss, right, yeah, I used to have

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<v Speaker 4>to get his coffees and he asked for eight sugars.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you fus?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Eight sugars?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, name and shame.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna no, don't actually actually no, no, no, what's

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<v Speaker 2>his name on Facebook?

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna call him now, get his LinkedIn.

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<v Speaker 2>By What the fuck is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 3>A sugars?

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<v Speaker 2>Eight sugars?

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<v Speaker 3>That is definition of like you may as well just

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<v Speaker 3>not put the coffee in, just have sugar and.

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<v Speaker 4>Milk, and then afterwards you'd go to the bathroom and

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<v Speaker 4>brush his teeth.

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<v Speaker 3>What teeth like with the amount of sugar, and that

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<v Speaker 3>they would have rotted off? Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 5>Nah?

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<v Speaker 3>Say that that's taking the piss.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he got fired.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, because the sugar rush that man would be on,

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<v Speaker 3>he'd be getting nothing done. He'd just be watching like

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<v Speaker 3>the hypnotizing frog from Future, that's all he's watching.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, hang on, I want to know how much sugar

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<v Speaker 2>actually is in eight sugars because that's that's just foul oscar.

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<v Speaker 2>I am calling you on your phone right now if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to check me on on.

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing a podcast, just letting you Why am I

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<v Speaker 3>joining it? Well? Okay, just just just.

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<v Speaker 2>Roll okay, because I want to just go to Little

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<v Speaker 2>Staff Kitchen here because I want to know how much

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<v Speaker 2>eight sugars actually is.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a very good point. Do you know where this?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know where the sugars are?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I can find a stirer, but I can't find

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<v Speaker 2>a sugar.

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<v Speaker 4>No, because I didn't drink coffee or sugar.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't it's not going to work. Where's the kettle. Is

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<v Speaker 3>it near the kettle.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a lot of champagne glasses.

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<v Speaker 6>This is a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's because they knew I was coming in. They

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<v Speaker 3>were obsessed with us when we did our Nasty girls.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys got to celebrate. Oh wait, hang on, I

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<v Speaker 2>found Oh Jesus Christ, I found them. Well, how many

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<v Speaker 2>sugars do we need?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>One, two, five, six, seven, eight, that's that's that's four.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, hang on, I'm so excited. He's very good.

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<v Speaker 4>Hurry up, why he's back, he's here, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, be I eight sugars, that is right.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's see this we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to do.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to do this so much controversy can sugar everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang I've gotta get the mic.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh actually yeah wait wait, hang on, this is a

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<v Speaker 2>sugar number two.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate every second of that. The weirdle girls putting

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<v Speaker 3>it in the weird.

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<v Speaker 2>No good.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel that just does nothing. Weirdle girl white a

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<v Speaker 3>some wir.

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<v Speaker 4>Sugar number three okay, three, eight, yes, eight, definitely eight.

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<v Speaker 3>I say in the in the cart, but I can

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<v Speaker 3>already tell it's a water five.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Six, this is exhausting geez an espressos like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what it's basically a shot. It's the same as

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<v Speaker 2>as an alcoholic shot.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a fantastic song by Sabrina car.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, anyone who's getting this much sugar in a coffee?

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<v Speaker 2>Please please please again?

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<v Speaker 3>Another great song by Sabrina eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Now, it's like there's like reading Tea Lea.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally feel like I'm about to get fuck the psychics.

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<v Speaker 3>Give me a cup ful of sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at how foul that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's literally a quarter of the cup. So how much

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<v Speaker 3>is in each Sasha?

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<v Speaker 2>Four point one three grands?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so if we have times eight, that's thirty three

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<v Speaker 3>grands of shop insane. That's actually that's really bad, especially

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<v Speaker 3>for a cup that small as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm just gonna fill this with water.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I don't even want to look at it.

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<v Speaker 2>That my gosh, that's disgusting. Where you go, ask you?

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<v Speaker 3>I I don't need any more than that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, go.

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<v Speaker 3>On, I don't like that it's staring at me. It

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<v Speaker 3>really is.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not drinking it, drink.

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<v Speaker 3>I want the both of you to know that I

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<v Speaker 3>will never stop my widdle girl and this cup of

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<v Speaker 3>sugar water.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, fine drinking girls, twink.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't tell if I'm going to cough or vomit.

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<v Speaker 2>That's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, we've gone silent, like this is literally like

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<v Speaker 3>this is actually life or death. I feel like I'm on.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a celeb getting I won't drink the lily water

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<v Speaker 3>all right? Oh no, you're just I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was going to try that. You were not.

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<v Speaker 3>I was not. Anyway, My point still stands it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm now just having regular water.

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<v Speaker 2>My point can't stress enough. How like, look at this

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<v Speaker 2>pile of sugars. Imagine you're going to a cafe and

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to do this by yourself. Yes, Like you're

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<v Speaker 2>just sitting there having a conversation for fifteen minutes, just

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<v Speaker 2>putting into sugars in the person sitting across from the youth,

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<v Speaker 2>just wondering if they're there with a psycho bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah no, I'm not also having this every day. Yeah no,

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<v Speaker 3>My point still stands. If you have more than two

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<v Speaker 3>sugars in a coffee, you're a fucking psychopath. Anyway, moving on,

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<v Speaker 3>because I feel very sick now, do you know it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just men for us?

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<v Speaker 2>I have alright, take it away, Brad?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me? AI?

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<v Speaker 4>Cat videos on TikTok the saddest things you've ever seen

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<v Speaker 4>in your life?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry the.

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<v Speaker 3>What can you please elaborate? Because like a cat videos

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<v Speaker 3>like these, these have gone viral.

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<v Speaker 4>They're from different accounts such as Cat's Life, Sweet things.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, oh my god, oh my? What is this? Really? Sad?

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<v Speaker 2>What you're showing us are videos? The photos of cats

0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:28.720
<v Speaker 2>are being made in like AI generated images. Yes, and

0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:33.080
<v Speaker 2>they're telling a story through slides while this place.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is literally the most jenny thing I've ever

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<v Speaker 3>seen in my life.

0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:45.320
<v Speaker 4>But these are so devastating. The stories are heartbreaking. No,

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<v Speaker 4>they honestly are like the kitten losing its dad because

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<v Speaker 4>the police came and stole the dad and then the

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<v Speaker 4>kittens now at like the RSPCA. And look here are

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<v Speaker 4>some comments. All I do on this app is crow

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<v Speaker 4>out of the actually.

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<v Speaker 3>TikTok comments like some of the funniest I've ever said to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be things happening in this world?

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<v Speaker 3>This is what I get sad at.

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<v Speaker 4>This happened to me once? Bye?

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<v Speaker 3>Did I just cry?

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<v Speaker 4>You'll never see me skipping one of these. I actually

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<v Speaker 4>cry on this one. First time I cry over a video.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't let gang no. I cried about this. I

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<v Speaker 4>was sobbing at this for ten minutes. These bids made

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<v Speaker 4>me cry for no reason. It is better to bring

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<v Speaker 4>the dub hawk in peace. Yeah, I don't know, but

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<v Speaker 4>I actually cried. Me and my cat are crying.

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<v Speaker 2>Way everybody the cat can walk at water?

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<v Speaker 4>Why am I actually crying? I start crying, bro, this

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<v Speaker 4>is actually sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Story of my life.

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<v Speaker 3>This made me so sad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yell, me ow, me ow.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, I'm actually crying.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>You can follow the show online, just search a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of miches.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't, you're a little bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care how unhinged we are. I still think

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<v Speaker 2>that's we're doing the Lord's work.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree. I mean the Lord wanted us to do this.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's why I'm here because Sam, I believe it's

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<v Speaker 3>I'm from ask Auntie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oscar because last week and we kind of touched on

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<v Speaker 2>this before we got on a little lover's tip.

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<v Speaker 3>We did. We did, and you've been sleeping on the

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<v Speaker 3>couch ever since.

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<v Speaker 2>If you didn't hear what happened. We had a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a couple's therapy session, and I actually think that

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<v Speaker 2>you came up with a very good idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I think next week that we should do ask Annie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oscar kind of like a Dolly doctor.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but worse agony art according to Sam, but fucking worse.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I said last week, send us in voice

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<v Speaker 3>messages or anything that you want to ask Auntie Oscar,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's me and I haven't read any of the responses.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm being I'm going to be hit with it cold,

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<v Speaker 3>even though I'm not colder. So I guess Sam, who

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<v Speaker 3>is my first patient?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, before we get stuck into it, I have a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a surprise. Oh surprise, Yes, a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a surprise.

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<v Speaker 3>I do well with surprises. Okay, hang on, yay, so

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<v Speaker 3>fuck it now. Okay, wait, so we have a surprise.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really excited. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was telling my dad about the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing ask Andie Oscar and anyone that has been

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<v Speaker 2>listening to it and for a very very long time

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<v Speaker 2>and still knows me from when I was concept to

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<v Speaker 2>Diephram Sam on the other side of the glass in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of covid. I started up a new project,

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<v Speaker 2>which was to find my dad's old records when he

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<v Speaker 2>was in bands in the seventies Iconic and remastered him

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<v Speaker 2>and I gave it to him for Father's Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And something that was something that was so lovely is

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<v Speaker 2>that every once in a while Mitchell will send me

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<v Speaker 2>something from the Indian Idiots group saying I've been trying

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<v Speaker 2>to find those records. So you idiots have been listening

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<v Speaker 2>to my dad's albums, which brings me so much joy

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<v Speaker 2>I love. And I've told him about that and he

0:18:55.040 --> 0:18:57.200
<v Speaker 2>thinks it's gorgeous, and so he wants to do something

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<v Speaker 2>for the show, and he went away and he wrote

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<v Speaker 2>this such a lovely jingle for you are the Oscar.

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<v Speaker 6>What so scary?

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<v Speaker 2>Scarnyo, scanny.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell you what?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that is the ecusist. That is the best. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>that's sid Wow. Like I felt like I was in

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<v Speaker 3>the Nanny for a second man, But that's a Nate.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you, John, I can't thank Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>my god, I love that. So now I'm in a

0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:49.480
<v Speaker 3>fantastic mood. Now I'm like, yeah, bring on the first beach.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to call this girl lovely Tanisha Tannisia. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pulling that name completely out of my ass because

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<v Speaker 2>she's asked to not use a real name.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I should actually preface. We did give the idiotcy

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<v Speaker 3>option to remain anonymous, and that's did you at least

0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:07.879
<v Speaker 3>tell them what name you're going to give them? No?

0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:11.760
<v Speaker 3>I thought of that then, okay, good, Okay, Well, I

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<v Speaker 3>mean they will recognize their questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So Tanisia has written in saying.

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<v Speaker 6>So I have started seeing this guy in the last

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<v Speaker 6>couple of weeks. We slept together on the first date,

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<v Speaker 6>but now I have Thrush. It's pretty gross, and every

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<v Speaker 6>time he tries to go down there, I stop him,

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<v Speaker 6>and I think he's getting a bit hurt by that.

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<v Speaker 3>What should I do? Oh god, Oh that's a lot

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<v Speaker 3>prefirst Okay, well, Tanisha. First of all, Annie Oscar would

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<v Speaker 3>like to say very sorry about you, Thrush. I know

0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:49.960
<v Speaker 3>that's not very comfortable. I've never had it personally, but

0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:53.879
<v Speaker 3>I can just imagine that's uncomfortable. Second of all, I

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<v Speaker 3>would probably just tell him like he's the thing. Tanisha.

0:20:57.800 --> 0:21:04.119
<v Speaker 3>I know it's been three weeks, there's no attachment. I'm sorry. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>all you need to do is just turn it to

0:21:05.840 --> 0:21:08.239
<v Speaker 3>him and say, Babe, I'm so sorry. I've actually got

0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:09.920
<v Speaker 3>x y Z going on down there. Can we just

0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:13.400
<v Speaker 3>wait until that clears up? And if he doesn't want

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<v Speaker 3>to see you anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking well, actually no, she can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you know what I mean, like in the bin,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not accepting that. Look, my darling, it's not it's

0:21:26.200 --> 0:21:30.879
<v Speaker 3>not a horrible thing. It's not the end of the world. Okay,

0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:34.080
<v Speaker 3>it's just rush. Jenna. Does that ship clear up? I

0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:34.600
<v Speaker 3>think so?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've never had it, but I've heard that.

0:21:37.119 --> 0:21:39.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh good, yeah, yeah, okay, the one question I could

0:21:39.520 --> 0:21:39.960
<v Speaker 3>throw it to her?

0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Not once in your four hundred years. And what a

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<v Speaker 2>sanitary girl you are.

0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:49.919
<v Speaker 3>She even beat the plague, she started.

0:21:51.480 --> 0:21:51.760
<v Speaker 2>Beat it.

0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:55.760
<v Speaker 3>But look, Tanisha, at the end of the day, if

0:21:55.880 --> 0:21:59.199
<v Speaker 3>you tell him and his reaction is not positive, then

0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:01.840
<v Speaker 3>he can fuck the off. Well said, He's not the

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<v Speaker 3>one for you, my love. It's only been three weeks

0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:07.200
<v Speaker 3>to like get over it. Yes, Like, oh my god,

0:22:07.280 --> 0:22:08.840
<v Speaker 3>he doesn't want me because I have thrush. If he

0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:10.560
<v Speaker 3>doesn't want you because you have thrush, We'll then find

0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:11.040
<v Speaker 3>another man.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, well said, I like that answer.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you, Tanisha, thank you darling.

0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:26.840
<v Speaker 2>What okay? Number two?

0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:28.200
<v Speaker 3>Number two?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's I have not picked a name for this girl, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>Her name is going to be Claire, Claire, Claire, love

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<v Speaker 2>you Claire. I've always loved the name Claire.

0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:40.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Claire's lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Mcloud's d Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So so this is from Claire McLeod or.

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<v Speaker 2>Claire.

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<v Speaker 3>She's alive and well she did not die in the

0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:54.960
<v Speaker 3>cliff fall. No, no, yeah. Do you know what good

0:22:55.040 --> 0:22:55.359
<v Speaker 3>for her?

0:22:55.600 --> 0:22:59.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You know what I always say, don't die, don't.

0:22:59.160 --> 0:23:02.359
<v Speaker 3>Die in a cliff Yeah. All right, So what's Claire

0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:03.320
<v Speaker 3>mcleard got for me?

0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:05.679
<v Speaker 2>Well, Claire is saying a couple of months ago, her

0:23:05.800 --> 0:23:08.920
<v Speaker 2>long distance boyfriend admitted to cheating on her. Oh shit,

0:23:09.400 --> 0:23:12.440
<v Speaker 2>saying that he did it because he thought she was

0:23:12.560 --> 0:23:14.880
<v Speaker 2>cheating on him and she wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, first of all, Claire, what the fuck? Why

0:23:20.280 --> 0:23:20.919
<v Speaker 3>are you doing long?

0:23:21.119 --> 0:23:21.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

0:23:22.040 --> 0:23:26.200
<v Speaker 3>Long? Okay? Number one? Long distance doesn't exist. I'm so sorry.

0:23:26.440 --> 0:23:28.639
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, that's a hot take, Like.

0:23:28.800 --> 0:23:31.840
<v Speaker 3>I like, you can't sit there and tell me that,

0:23:32.480 --> 0:23:37.280
<v Speaker 3>oh we're long distance? What so you're in a relationship

0:23:37.320 --> 0:23:41.399
<v Speaker 3>with a monitor. So your relationship is just talking on the.

0:23:41.480 --> 0:23:44.520
<v Speaker 2>Phone, and so it hasn't heard our marriage.

0:23:45.080 --> 0:23:48.440
<v Speaker 3>Well that's true. That's different though, because that's that's long

0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:51.200
<v Speaker 3>distance marriage. No, but you know what I mean, I

0:23:51.240 --> 0:23:54.680
<v Speaker 3>don't like in all seriousness long distance relationships. I just

0:23:54.880 --> 0:23:58.399
<v Speaker 3>I don't like. That's a big no for me. And

0:23:58.480 --> 0:24:01.200
<v Speaker 3>if someone I mean, I'm more than willing to open

0:24:01.280 --> 0:24:03.760
<v Speaker 3>the floor up for someone to convince me otherwise. But

0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:07.000
<v Speaker 3>it's ask Garnie Oscar, not ask Annie everyone else. So

0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:11.240
<v Speaker 3>he's got a point there. Well, So first of all, Claire,

0:24:12.240 --> 0:24:14.399
<v Speaker 3>I would like to say, I'm very sorry to hear

0:24:14.440 --> 0:24:17.120
<v Speaker 3>that you have been cheated on. What I will say

0:24:17.359 --> 0:24:19.720
<v Speaker 3>is that it's kind of a blessing in disguise, because

0:24:20.080 --> 0:24:23.879
<v Speaker 3>if this man thinks that him going to cheat is

0:24:24.040 --> 0:24:27.679
<v Speaker 3>okay because he thought she was cheating, then that's grounds

0:24:27.720 --> 0:24:32.000
<v Speaker 3>for divorce. Nice. No, because like we live in a

0:24:32.080 --> 0:24:35.840
<v Speaker 3>day and age now where relationships between two people are

0:24:36.720 --> 0:24:39.800
<v Speaker 3>their business entirely. Now. I do know some couples who

0:24:39.960 --> 0:24:43.080
<v Speaker 3>have to be long distance for work that happens. Yeah,

0:24:43.560 --> 0:24:46.480
<v Speaker 3>they're open, they sorted out their own way. Other people

0:24:46.600 --> 0:24:50.600
<v Speaker 3>decide to remain close. If the communication, Claire, between you

0:24:51.160 --> 0:24:55.040
<v Speaker 3>and long distance man has been we are monogamous, we

0:24:55.160 --> 0:24:58.480
<v Speaker 3>are faithful, blah blah, blah blah, and he's completely disregarded

0:24:58.560 --> 0:25:01.200
<v Speaker 3>that because he thought you were doing something that's a

0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:04.680
<v Speaker 3>red flag and that's fucked up. Yeah. Yeah, and I

0:25:04.760 --> 0:25:07.080
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't personally if that happened to me, I would not.

0:25:07.680 --> 0:25:09.880
<v Speaker 3>I would not even give this man the airtime. Now

0:25:10.040 --> 0:25:13.640
<v Speaker 3>in saying that, Claire, you are absolutely allowed to give

0:25:13.720 --> 0:25:18.880
<v Speaker 3>him the airtime, but I recommend you don't because fuck that. Sorry,

0:25:19.240 --> 0:25:21.000
<v Speaker 3>what a leopard never changes his spots?

0:25:21.760 --> 0:25:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Good right, hot takes, hot takes.

0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:30.040
<v Speaker 3>I know I'm going to get in a lot of

0:25:30.080 --> 0:25:32.919
<v Speaker 3>trouble for say that I reckon, but I firmly believe

0:25:33.000 --> 0:25:34.920
<v Speaker 3>that I don't. I have not seen a long distance

0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 3>couple work out. I've never heard of one. So I apologize.

0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:41.120
<v Speaker 3>If you are long distance and you're going strong, I'm

0:25:41.160 --> 0:25:44.080
<v Speaker 3>not talking about you specifically, I'm talking about the concept. Yeah,

0:25:44.240 --> 0:25:45.879
<v Speaker 3>but you're all more than welcome to slip into my

0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:47.640
<v Speaker 3>dns and tell me otherwise I won't read them.

0:25:50.000 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 2>So so really the asking of doesn't extend that far. No,

0:25:56.320 --> 0:25:58.080
<v Speaker 2>But to be fair that the idiots seem to have

0:25:58.160 --> 0:26:01.800
<v Speaker 2>a lot of relationship problems, and that leads us to Candice.

0:26:02.520 --> 0:26:04.800
<v Speaker 2>And she didn't send in a voice message because she

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:06.879
<v Speaker 2>really wanted to make sure that it was private. And

0:26:07.080 --> 0:26:08.960
<v Speaker 2>oh okay, yeah yeah, So I'm just gonna read this

0:26:09.000 --> 0:26:11.080
<v Speaker 2>out to you. A good friend of mine recently went

0:26:11.119 --> 0:26:13.879
<v Speaker 2>through a divorce, a messy divorce, and they have a

0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:17.920
<v Speaker 2>son together. Oh, she has since found a new boyfriend,

0:26:18.040 --> 0:26:21.239
<v Speaker 2>who she says is a good egg. Now there are

0:26:21.440 --> 0:26:24.000
<v Speaker 2>some red flags up on the new boyfriend though, like

0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:28.080
<v Speaker 2>he commented on her snacking, wanted to help her count calories,

0:26:29.320 --> 0:26:32.359
<v Speaker 2>and recently she met his mum and she didn't know

0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:33.200
<v Speaker 2>about her son.

0:26:33.800 --> 0:26:36.440
<v Speaker 3>She wait, wait, wait, so as in she didn't know

0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:41.120
<v Speaker 3>that the new man has a son. Yeah, oh yeah,

0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:42.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's three for three.

0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:46.199
<v Speaker 2>Huh. Surely the new boyfriend would have mentioned this crucial detail.

0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:50.560
<v Speaker 2>I am concerned that he's also a rebound for my friend,

0:26:50.680 --> 0:26:53.400
<v Speaker 2>but I don't know if or what I should say

0:26:53.760 --> 0:26:54.760
<v Speaker 2>help anti Oscar.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, that's a lot, yeah right, Jesus Christ.

0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a lot to un back though.

0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:06.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's review the fact. So counting calories, snacking.

0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:11.479
<v Speaker 2>A secret son, and like love a secret sign, love

0:27:11.520 --> 0:27:13.520
<v Speaker 2>a secret son and.

0:27:15.080 --> 0:27:17.439
<v Speaker 3>And we're worried about rebounding. Okay, Well, first of all, Candace,

0:27:17.440 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 3>what I'm gonna say is thank you for coming to

0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:21.520
<v Speaker 3>anti Oscar, because I don't want to say I've been

0:27:21.560 --> 0:27:26.240
<v Speaker 3>in this situation, but I've definitely been around this situation before. Candace.

0:27:26.280 --> 0:27:28.680
<v Speaker 3>I think the biggest thing you're going to have to

0:27:28.720 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 3>do when it comes to your friend is that you're

0:27:31.359 --> 0:27:32.840
<v Speaker 3>just going to have to kind of be there as

0:27:32.880 --> 0:27:38.399
<v Speaker 3>a support person. So a messy divorce, messy divorces can

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:42.600
<v Speaker 3>have long lasting effects like it can it can literally

0:27:42.800 --> 0:27:46.000
<v Speaker 3>just traumatize a person like we've seen it in all

0:27:46.119 --> 0:27:50.159
<v Speaker 3>kinds of scenarios. Now, I think if the concern you

0:27:50.359 --> 0:27:53.879
<v Speaker 3>have is like to the point where you're actually worried

0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:57.120
<v Speaker 3>about this person's mental health, I would step in personally,

0:27:57.640 --> 0:28:01.600
<v Speaker 3>but I would do it in a home which provides

0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:04.560
<v Speaker 3>at least a safety net so that you know you're

0:28:04.600 --> 0:28:06.879
<v Speaker 3>not in a public where because you know how they say,

0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:09.400
<v Speaker 3>like sit in a public setting where they can't cause

0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:12.480
<v Speaker 3>a scene. Yes, I hate that personally. I don't ever

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:16.880
<v Speaker 3>think that should be a thing, really no, because sometimes

0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:20.720
<v Speaker 3>the scene is the emotional outburst, and sometimes you've got

0:28:20.800 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 3>to go through that emotional outburst before you can see

0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:26.879
<v Speaker 3>reason like. And I'm getting a sense that this person

0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 3>and if I'm not worried about the rebound aspect, that's fine.

0:28:31.720 --> 0:28:35.200
<v Speaker 3>Some people need a rebound. That's cool. What I'm not

0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:39.080
<v Speaker 3>impressed with is that did she say how long good

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:40.440
<v Speaker 3>Egg and her have been together?

0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:41.280
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 2>But no, I mean looking at this, surely it's not

0:28:44.240 --> 0:28:46.400
<v Speaker 2>got to me too long. If she's feeling like it's

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:48.440
<v Speaker 2>a rebound, I'd say it's within the first six weeks.

0:28:48.480 --> 0:28:48.880
<v Speaker 2>It's got to be.

0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 3>It gotta be. Okay. So another red flag for me

0:28:51.800 --> 0:28:54.480
<v Speaker 3>is the fact that a sun has not been mentioned,

0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:55.920
<v Speaker 3>So a child has not been mentioned.

0:28:55.960 --> 0:28:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Secret son, no good secret son.

0:28:58.240 --> 0:29:01.160
<v Speaker 3>If this is where yeah, I sort of say okay.

0:29:01.280 --> 0:29:04.560
<v Speaker 3>If he was not comfortable telling her about the fact

0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 3>that he has a child from another relationship, that says

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:11.120
<v Speaker 3>to me, it's not serious. So I would sit my

0:29:11.240 --> 0:29:14.800
<v Speaker 3>friend down and say, hey, I've noticed this. I just

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 3>want to check in with you, because giving the option

0:29:18.320 --> 0:29:20.440
<v Speaker 3>of saying I want to check in with you, I

0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:23.440
<v Speaker 3>think that is going to be a safer way of

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:31.520
<v Speaker 3>having that conversation without accusations or without emotional responses. Because

0:29:31.560 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 3>I if the like The only reason I say emotional

0:29:35.000 --> 0:29:38.400
<v Speaker 3>responses in that is because if the divorce is truly messy,

0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 3>then She's like, I think they could be a trauma

0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:46.239
<v Speaker 3>response of well, what do you mean? What do you mean?

0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 3>I can't see him like, it's not like that. People

0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:52.200
<v Speaker 3>get defensive naturally when they feel questioned. So I think Candice,

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:54.719
<v Speaker 3>you need to sit your friend down and come at

0:29:54.760 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 3>it from a neutral perspective and just say I just

0:29:57.320 --> 0:30:00.560
<v Speaker 3>want to check in, Yeah, how's it going? She and

0:30:00.640 --> 0:30:04.240
<v Speaker 3>if your friend brings up any of the befores, then

0:30:04.560 --> 0:30:07.840
<v Speaker 3>elaborate on it. But I really highly do not recommend

0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:11.320
<v Speaker 3>sitting down and saying I think this. I think that

0:30:11.640 --> 0:30:13.160
<v Speaker 3>I think this because at the end of the day,

0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:16.520
<v Speaker 3>they heard decisions, not yours. Yeah, So that would be

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:18.400
<v Speaker 3>my advice on that. I would love an update on

0:30:18.440 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 3>that as well. Actually, if you if you if you're

0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:24.080
<v Speaker 3>listening Canvas and you know this is about you, I

0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:26.840
<v Speaker 3>would love an update if you ever do anything, because

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 3>that is like, because like that is worrying as well

0:30:30.160 --> 0:30:32.720
<v Speaker 3>more than anything for two people involved. But at the

0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:33.760
<v Speaker 3>same time, it's also.

0:30:33.640 --> 0:30:36.280
<v Speaker 4>Very great advice, you know what.

0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:37.280
<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much.

0:30:38.360 --> 0:30:42.640
<v Speaker 2>I know I had my reservations but Artie Oscar, I

0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:43.920
<v Speaker 2>think you did wonderfully.

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:45.600
<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much.

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 2>What you're listening to? Is it just me the rue

0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:01.960
<v Speaker 2>shocks of young adulthood.

0:31:02.440 --> 0:31:05.160
<v Speaker 3>After all that advice giving, I'm fucking exhausted. Does someone

0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:07.480
<v Speaker 3>else want to take over? Well?

0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:10.320
<v Speaker 2>Actually, you know what I do. I promised you guys

0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:11.560
<v Speaker 2>that there would be an update.

0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:15.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for or our jap On.

0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:15.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Because the thing that I did not expect is that

0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 2>you idiots again have been so supportive and there has

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:25.920
<v Speaker 2>not been a single no vote on the endurant Adien's

0:31:25.960 --> 0:31:27.760
<v Speaker 2>poll as to whether we should go to Japan. We

0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:28.800
<v Speaker 2>want us to go to Japan.

0:31:28.880 --> 0:31:31.920
<v Speaker 3>You want us to go to Japan, and I honestly,

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:33.840
<v Speaker 3>I mean I think it should happen. But there's there's

0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:34.640
<v Speaker 3>some surprises.

0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:40.840
<v Speaker 2>Well the surprises are and drum roll, we don't have

0:31:40.840 --> 0:31:41.240
<v Speaker 2>any money.

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, but the kideo. But there's nothing in the kideo.

0:31:45.520 --> 0:31:48.239
<v Speaker 2>That's what the bank says to me. I think they

0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:50.000
<v Speaker 2>might be lying, Oh.

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:51.520
<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding me?

0:31:52.040 --> 0:31:53.520
<v Speaker 3>What kind of surprise is that?

0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:54.959
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's not the surprise.

0:31:55.280 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh hey, guys, that's not the surprise.

0:31:57.480 --> 0:31:59.719
<v Speaker 2>No, no, Because when I was talking to the powers

0:31:59.760 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 2>at be that's that run the video and also run

0:32:03.960 --> 0:32:07.000
<v Speaker 2>the admin side of this Podcastah, is it just then?

0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:11.080
<v Speaker 3>Is it just day then?

0:32:11.440 --> 0:32:11.760
<v Speaker 2>Carry on?

0:32:13.880 --> 0:32:14.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly.

0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:20.240
<v Speaker 2>It turns out that we may have h an ability

0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:22.960
<v Speaker 2>to be able to do this as long as we

0:32:23.120 --> 0:32:27.000
<v Speaker 2>generate our own revenue stream. Oh so I've asked a

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:30.160
<v Speaker 2>couple of questions like, okay, well you know, how how

0:32:30.240 --> 0:32:32.400
<v Speaker 2>can we do that? You know, it's you know, is

0:32:32.600 --> 0:32:35.680
<v Speaker 2>a matter of do we you know, do extra ads?

0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Do we have to like go do some dubious things?

0:32:39.400 --> 0:32:41.080
<v Speaker 2>So I have to send Andie oscar over to some

0:32:41.160 --> 0:32:42.760
<v Speaker 2>guy's house, like the these are the things?

0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:46.040
<v Speaker 3>Not you trying to pimp me out?

0:32:46.680 --> 0:32:48.880
<v Speaker 2>No, never again?

0:32:50.480 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 3>Are tough, But I'm not ready.

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 2>And so I would like to introduce something very very

0:32:55.800 --> 0:33:03.120
<v Speaker 2>brand new to our podcast, and that is the Misfits

0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 2>merch line. What we have Merchy have Mercy. So not

0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:14.320
<v Speaker 2>not right now, but midweek we think you'll be able

0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:15.960
<v Speaker 2>to go fill a couple of metches dot com.

0:33:16.040 --> 0:33:18.320
<v Speaker 3>Do you okay? I just want to let the idiots

0:33:18.400 --> 0:33:21.240
<v Speaker 3>know general and I genuinely did not know this was happening.

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, if you go a few days from

0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 2>now to a couple of matches. Dot com dot a U.

0:33:27.960 --> 0:33:30.120
<v Speaker 2>You can go to a brand new section of the

0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:32.040
<v Speaker 2>website that says the misfits.

0:33:32.200 --> 0:33:38.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, oh my god, what the fuck.

0:33:39.760 --> 0:33:43.520
<v Speaker 5>General we were modeling. We don't need the matches anymore.

0:33:45.000 --> 0:33:49.520
<v Speaker 5>We are we're gonna win a crap. We're gonna win

0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:52.840
<v Speaker 5>as Oh my god.

0:33:53.000 --> 0:33:55.920
<v Speaker 2>So we have a couple of options, and at this

0:33:56.160 --> 0:34:00.080
<v Speaker 2>time it is all wearables. So yeah, you yourself and

0:34:00.120 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 2>get yourself. It's very very stylish. Misfit. I'm gonna get that.

0:34:05.640 --> 0:34:06.640
<v Speaker 3>I want that already.

0:34:07.200 --> 0:34:12.759
<v Speaker 2>It comes in black, misfit on the T shirt. I

0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:15.799
<v Speaker 2>love that. That is the first one. The second one

0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:20.560
<v Speaker 2>that we have for Auntie Oscar it is a hoodie

0:34:21.040 --> 0:34:25.279
<v Speaker 2>in pink with the phrase chicken. Oh I'm getting that too.

0:34:26.840 --> 0:34:32.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, chicken not Oh my god.

0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 3>I love that.

0:34:33.719 --> 0:34:40.080
<v Speaker 2>We're also getting that Jesus Christ. We also have a

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:43.080
<v Speaker 2>hoodie as well, and oh.

0:34:43.040 --> 0:34:46.520
<v Speaker 3>God, I'm so scared if it compared to some of

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:48.040
<v Speaker 3>the ship that I've said on this show.

0:34:50.840 --> 0:34:54.520
<v Speaker 2>And so I am absolutely delighted to tell you that

0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:59.840
<v Speaker 2>we also have a design that says, right here, self indulgent, cared.

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:05.200
<v Speaker 2>I want that to That's the one I wanted. And

0:35:07.040 --> 0:35:09.000
<v Speaker 2>so that is all of the Kirk merch is what

0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:09.759
<v Speaker 2>I call the.

0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 3>Nice holy shit, I okay again, idiots, the reactions out

0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:21.160
<v Speaker 3>of general and I are so genuine that because we

0:35:21.239 --> 0:35:24.479
<v Speaker 3>had no idea, no no idea. I remember Sam saying

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:27.840
<v Speaker 3>in our group chat like I can't wait for for

0:35:28.080 --> 0:35:29.840
<v Speaker 3>like you know, to do something, and we were like

0:35:30.239 --> 0:35:34.000
<v Speaker 3>all right, yeah, and people were asking about misfits merch

0:35:34.239 --> 0:35:37.360
<v Speaker 3>so weirdly yeah, weirdly yeah, which was not prompted by

0:35:37.400 --> 0:35:40.960
<v Speaker 3>any of us, that none of our finsters accounts.

0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:43.640
<v Speaker 2>We we honestly did not think that there's actually be

0:35:43.719 --> 0:35:46.920
<v Speaker 2>something possible. But what the power would be? Is it

0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:52.000
<v Speaker 2>just they? Then do you say that whatever we raise

0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:56.840
<v Speaker 2>in terms of revenue with those shirts, will and hoodies

0:35:56.880 --> 0:36:01.280
<v Speaker 2>and all available merch will go entirely to a charity,

0:36:01.320 --> 0:36:02.799
<v Speaker 2>and that charity is us getting to Japan.

0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:06.600
<v Speaker 3>That's said thank you, It's that we are the charity.

0:36:07.160 --> 0:36:09.319
<v Speaker 2>For a second, I was going to say we're going

0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:09.760
<v Speaker 2>to Japan.

0:36:10.160 --> 0:36:13.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm not fucking pay, but yeah, if you want to

0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:15.960
<v Speaker 3>go check it out. We've got a couple of misfits

0:36:16.040 --> 0:36:20.040
<v Speaker 3>merch in line with a couple of mitches merch links

0:36:20.080 --> 0:36:21.920
<v Speaker 3>and everything. I'm sure you all know what it is already.

0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so that's going to be we think midweek. They're

0:36:24.480 --> 0:36:26.239
<v Speaker 2>on our instant stories. It's also going to be there

0:36:26.600 --> 0:36:27.920
<v Speaker 2>available if you want to see it in the in

0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:29.680
<v Speaker 2>the Endurance Idious page, and also if you just go

0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:32.320
<v Speaker 2>to a couple of mitches dot com dot au misfits.

0:36:33.760 --> 0:36:36.200
<v Speaker 3>My god, I'm going to cry. This is amazing.

0:36:36.320 --> 0:36:37.759
<v Speaker 2>We're not going to put any pressure on you guys.

0:36:37.800 --> 0:36:40.000
<v Speaker 2>To be honest with you, I would be surprised we

0:36:40.040 --> 0:36:40.879
<v Speaker 2>sold a single thing.

0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 4>But.

0:36:43.680 --> 0:36:46.000
<v Speaker 3>It's going to fuck that. I'm putting so much pressure

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:48.680
<v Speaker 3>on all of you the way you all fucking carried on.

0:36:49.280 --> 0:36:52.960
<v Speaker 3>If I don't hear that you bought something, I'm throwing hands.

0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:54.840
<v Speaker 2>So you know, we've always wanted to.

0:36:54.880 --> 0:36:57.239
<v Speaker 3>Go, and we've always wanted to go to Japan ever

0:36:57.280 --> 0:36:58.000
<v Speaker 3>since show one.

0:36:58.520 --> 0:37:01.400
<v Speaker 2>So if you want to hear us so quiet, all

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<v Speaker 2>those years ago. So if you want to hear us

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<v Speaker 2>Yappin and Jappin, please donate to a starving child named Oscar.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, because he is just the widle girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Windle girl. Oh well, thank you so much for listening. Idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, I'm sorry, I'm still in disbelief. I guess

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<v Speaker 3>all I can say is we'll catch you next next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and a couple of a couple of mitches dot

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<v Speaker 2>com dot in just a couple of days. The power

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<v Speaker 2>is in your hands to get us to Japan.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want me to yap and Jap, then you've

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<v Speaker 3>got to fucking hurry up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, welcome on the end. We just don't bullshit sham.

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<v Speaker 3>When you said you had a surprise, that was not

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<v Speaker 3>what I was expecting. I want to be like real

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<v Speaker 3>for a second. First of all, I never thought I

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<v Speaker 3>would ever be a part of the is it just

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<v Speaker 3>me universe to begin with. Second of all, never thought

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<v Speaker 3>i'd be guest hosting any of it like bonus episodes,

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<v Speaker 3>And third of all, never thought I'd be part of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Gym Merchant, I'm in disbelief, Like that is amazing. How

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<v Speaker 3>long have you been cooking that up?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know since the start, this man has

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<v Speaker 2>not said a thing to us about anything we had

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<v Speaker 2>we when we first started this podcast and Mitch approached

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<v Speaker 2>all three of us to say, hey, do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to be able to do this? I obviously said I'd

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<v Speaker 2>rather die, And then he convinced me. But well, yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, yeah, put me on on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So look, I mean we did a massive video call

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<v Speaker 2>where we just talked about ideas, the things that we

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to do. And I can't remember what it was

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<v Speaker 2>that triggered it, but it was the idea. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was because we had the moment of gender out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and the idea of having our own merch was so

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<v Speaker 2>dumb that it had to happen for a bonus show

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<v Speaker 2>that last four episodes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, but like I agree though, but I think

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<v Speaker 3>that the Misfits we I mean, we've been the spare

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<v Speaker 3>Wheels now for quite a while. I think it was

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<v Speaker 3>a matter of time, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's been you guys that have called us the

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<v Speaker 2>Misfits and actually just given us a self contained title

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<v Speaker 2>and everything, and it's been like, we're genuinely so touched

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<v Speaker 2>by all that support, and we don't actually expect you

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<v Speaker 2>to go out and buy this.

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<v Speaker 3>No, like all jokes aside, like obviously the real ones

0:39:39.840 --> 0:39:43.000
<v Speaker 3>are listening to, well, the real ones are listening to

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<v Speaker 3>add brief But yes, I do stand with Jenna when

0:39:46.400 --> 0:39:48.479
<v Speaker 3>I say that, yes, I expect you to buy something.

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<v Speaker 3>But at the end of the day as well, the

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<v Speaker 3>fact that there's merch with the Misfits on it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>just I just am still in such disbelief about that.

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<v Speaker 3>I never thought i'd ever be a part of it. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting a bit emotional now, Jesus, it's actually quite touching.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, guys, this is cute. I love I

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<v Speaker 3>love you.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually was not I would get up.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's okay, I just yeah, just be a part

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<v Speaker 3>of that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just just just to bring this up again.

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<v Speaker 3>I've obsessed. Yeah, I just never ever thought that something

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<v Speaker 3>like that would happen. So, oh, sorry, you talking about

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<v Speaker 3>yourself now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so excited. This is not a bit by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>Oscars actually genuinely quite touched by that. Really, it's really sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually really like that. I'm not good, but I

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<v Speaker 3>don't like to show too much emotion.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, but you sure, you're just a weirdle.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never got sugar water.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait here you go, jesus.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and they wiredle for weird ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, it's been one of those days.

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<v Speaker 3>Laughing down just because of Jenna. Like Jenna when we

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<v Speaker 3>did the Horn, when we did the horn segment last

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<v Speaker 3>week when we had when we listened to gorgeous alanab dude,

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<v Speaker 3>who I still am watching, by the way, I just

0:41:25.920 --> 0:41:30.000
<v Speaker 3>Jenna when I got the spirit. Sorry, just so quick

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<v Speaker 3>recap because last week, obviously we did the Horned Up

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<v Speaker 3>Movie themes the spirit oh the movie the movie. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>so we were guessing the movie and it was a

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<v Speaker 3>horse movie, spirits Darling with the Simmarron and the whole

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<v Speaker 3>reason you put that in was to give Jenna a chance.

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<v Speaker 3>She's quintessential horse girl. And then she got it. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I got it so quickly, it really quickly. I got

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<v Speaker 3>it so quickly. I will admit to this. I've listened

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<v Speaker 3>back to just that specific moment because it's so funny

0:41:55.160 --> 0:41:58.440
<v Speaker 3>to me because while I'm laughing and Jenna's just in

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<v Speaker 3>the back going, he was very upsetting.

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<v Speaker 2>No and to be fair, and it's there's there's there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of there's a lot of that noise.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm not gonna lie. I was very upset.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. So he's showing us. So Sam is

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<v Speaker 3>now showing us the the actual footage from the studio

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<v Speaker 3>of the Horned Up Movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to see if we can find this. Here

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<v Speaker 2>we go.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the spirits? Sally? It was a horse?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look at you. You're so devastated. Okay, just we're

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna look at that face.

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<v Speaker 3>Now to me. Now I've got tears of joy.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. We we we have rambled on so much,

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<v Speaker 2>honestly at this point, we're just we're a big old

0:42:53.560 --> 0:42:57.040
<v Speaker 2>love and we're just okay, I'm gonna turn all of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, look, we hope this podcast has made you feel

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<v Speaker 3>at least two percent better today. That's all just two

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<v Speaker 3>and so thank you so much, guys, love you. We're

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<v Speaker 3>catching next week for our finale of a couple of

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