Speaker 1: Just posted by a couple of misfits. Please yourself for
Speaker 1: the ridiculous Shenanigans of our spare wheels.
Speaker 2: Fuck the mitches, is king oscar prise.
Speaker 1: Keep a Jenner then conscioceptive diagrams out Hello you, hello, y.
Speaker 3: One, look at us. Episode three and the misfits are
Speaker 3: still going you lock up.
Speaker 2: I really don't know how this is still going.
Speaker 3: Just we're so good here. You're very rarely correct and
Speaker 3: any and you guys have been so wonderful to us. Idiots.
Speaker 3: You've been so your own idiots and Facebook group. Make
Speaker 3: sure you join that one because that's fantastic.
Speaker 2: But you have to answer the questions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you have to answer them correctly.
Speaker 4: Ye, don't just push your join and you're going to
Speaker 4: get in because you're not.
Speaker 3: Because you create more work for por Jenner. Oh you
Speaker 3: know she's already prize keeping exactly.
Speaker 4: Don't waste my time.
Speaker 3: But no, like you guys have been absolutely fantastic to us.
Speaker 3: So here we are again, and I can't not bring
Speaker 3: up the fact that you all voted we should be
Speaker 3: going to Japan.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing, So I have reached out to
Speaker 2: the powers at b that run the kidio. Yep, I've
Speaker 2: been campaigning, you know how hard I campaign, don't know,
Speaker 2: Jo and I actually have been in news with that,
Speaker 2: and so we do have a yappin and Japan updates. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're going to Japan. Maybe maybe I want to get
Speaker 2: to that a little bit late.
Speaker 3: Also, idiots, we have asked Auntie Oscar, this.
Speaker 2: Is something that's happened in ADD brief. And I don't
Speaker 2: know about you, idiots, but whenever I listen to the mitches,
Speaker 2: I give up on ADD brief.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you give up because sometimes like addbrief
Speaker 3: has some of the most like iconic things that happen
Speaker 3: in that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I think our best stuff has been
Speaker 2: in AD debrief because we don't know what the fuck
Speaker 2: we're doing on this.
Speaker 3: The first a DA Brief I did, I voiced message
Speaker 3: Niki Webster.
Speaker 2: That's true, right, I actually remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think you were actually there. Yeah, you were in
Speaker 2: the glass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now you're not in behind the class.
Speaker 3: Well now you're not.
Speaker 4: It's so funny because we've been in this studio for
Speaker 4: about an hour.
Speaker 2: And all I'm hearing in the background while I'm pressing buttons.
Speaker 3: Is I'm the weetle girl.
Speaker 2: I don't even know. I don't even remember how this started,
Speaker 2: and eighty seven times.
Speaker 3: Because the problem is I hyper fixate on certain things,
Speaker 3: so like when I find something really funny and Jenna,
Speaker 3: Jenna is such a bad influence on that because she
Speaker 3: thinks everything I say is funny.
Speaker 2: So the weedle good.
Speaker 3: Like it's just a solid hour. I just been looking
Speaker 3: at same bank and get the wheedle girl. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure it happened because I burned. I think I just burnt.
Speaker 3: Only weirdle girls, only.
Speaker 2: Weirdle girl, and I'm christ is a weirdle girl. Look,
Speaker 2: I mean, we all know that you're a lot of work, Oscar.
Speaker 3: We are not doing this again. I am not sitting
Speaker 3: here having my character persecuted.
Speaker 2: And you see, this is how this all started. And
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to see if I can find this
Speaker 2: clip because in add brief, last week, we got into
Speaker 2: a little marriage tiff.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you slept real good on that couch, didn't you.
Speaker 2: I really did. I need to get myself a better
Speaker 2: fouled out. But I thought in our little tiff that
Speaker 2: I was being diplomatic. All the idiots are going you
Speaker 2: were so mean.
Speaker 3: The way all of you had my back, Like, I
Speaker 3: just want to give a special shout out, which is
Speaker 3: why I said to the idiots me questions because I
Speaker 3: want to give back and they can ask Auntie Oscar
Speaker 3: because Sam, my husband has been a fuck wich and
Speaker 3: once again is referring to me being a self indulgent.
Speaker 4: As Sam doesn't understand the whole talent producer long, No,
Speaker 4: he's still learning.
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit offended about the idea that you're
Speaker 2: referring to yourselves as talent and just yourself.
Speaker 3: So I think you are. We're just weirdle girls with
Speaker 3: so much talent. So much girls have talent.
Speaker 2: No, if it's your first time listening, we start every
Speaker 2: episode with this bullshit followed pin is it just me
Speaker 2: something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate? Anti Oscar
Speaker 2: weirdle good, I'm just a wirdle, the weirdle girl that
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'll go all right, let's.
Speaker 2: Just take it away.
Speaker 3: Is it just me? If we have more than one
Speaker 3: sugar in your coffee? Should you be considered a psychopath? Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, I agree, thank you, I look and hang
Speaker 2: on hanging Is this because you got me a coffee
Speaker 2: earlier for tea sugars.
Speaker 3: You get two sugar. No, look, nothing to do against you, Sam,
Speaker 3: but I well, maybe slightly. I it's just not coffee
Speaker 3: at this point. I recently was in a conversation with
Speaker 3: someone who said to me, I'm such a coffee snob.
Speaker 3: I have to have like this and this, and as
Speaker 3: someone who is a big coffee drinker, I can drink
Speaker 3: four or five coffees and feel normal. So maybe I
Speaker 3: should be medicated. But they were saying to me like, oh,
Speaker 3: I love coffee. You know. I went drink Starducks. Then
Speaker 3: I went drink Gloria Jeans. I need like actual like
Speaker 3: hole in the walk of it. They were from Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Ill, No, I'm just kidding. We love you Melbourn.
Speaker 2: Okay, punt like anywhere.
Speaker 3: That's not the people that just like, how dare you? Like,
Speaker 3: can you guarantee my safety? Nah? Anyway, but they were like,
Speaker 3: I can't do this whatever. Well, hey, and I went
Speaker 3: for a coffee and I got my Oh I'll have
Speaker 3: an oak China. I get oat because I'm a girl
Speaker 3: with ey boy is to your mind or whatever. So
Speaker 3: I got my oat milk whatever, And he was like
Speaker 3: an oatmeal, that's not real coffee. Oh he walks up
Speaker 3: and goes, hi, I'll have a large flat white and
Speaker 3: can I have three sugars in that?
Speaker 2: What a joke?
Speaker 3: And you know what he did, you know, like the
Speaker 3: sweetener bullshit? Oh he grabbed one of those and put
Speaker 3: it into and oh, I know, which then got me thinking,
Speaker 3: how can you tell me you're a coffee snob when
Speaker 3: you've just put three and a half sugars and half
Speaker 3: a sweetener that's just sugar water. That is a cruiser,
Speaker 3: that's lolly water. But how can you say you like
Speaker 3: coffee if it's too bitter? Fuck off? Take a caffeine
Speaker 3: tablet or some bullshit.
Speaker 2: He's got a point, okay, as someone who has two
Speaker 2: sugars in a coffee and actually, weirdly, I come from
Speaker 2: a family of two sugars and a coffee. Yeah. Genetics, yes,
Speaker 2: it very much is.
Speaker 3: I thought incorrectness was hereditary. No, I'm just kidding. I
Speaker 3: don't ever repeat that to your parents. I love your
Speaker 3: parents so deeply. We have beautiful family.
Speaker 2: They're very proud to have you as an in law.
Speaker 3: Well, because.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is never ending but as someone who's in
Speaker 2: a too sugar coffee committee, two is the limit. I
Speaker 2: feel like the two is a limit, but maybe that's
Speaker 2: just because that's my limit.
Speaker 3: Iced coffee. Oh, I went on a date with a
Speaker 3: guy that hadn't too sugars in an iced coffee. It's
Speaker 3: already iced.
Speaker 2: No, you don't put no, no, no, no, that's just sweet enough.
Speaker 3: It has to be bitter if you put an ounce
Speaker 3: of sugar in it. I don't know what it is
Speaker 3: about me. If you put a like a singular speck
Speaker 3: of sugar, I can taste it, and I'm going to
Speaker 3: want to throw myself off the harbor breach.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not like, I'm glad that you're not over reacting.
Speaker 3: No, not at all.
Speaker 4: But my old boss, right, yeah, I used to have
Speaker 4: to get his coffees and he asked for eight sugars.
Speaker 3: Are you fus?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Eight sugars?
Speaker 3: Yes, name and shame.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna no, don't actually actually no, no, no, what's
Speaker 2: his name on Facebook?
Speaker 3: We're gonna call him now, get his LinkedIn.
Speaker 2: By What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: A sugars?
Speaker 2: Eight sugars?
Speaker 3: That is definition of like you may as well just
Speaker 3: not put the coffee in, just have sugar and.
Speaker 4: Milk, and then afterwards you'd go to the bathroom and
Speaker 4: brush his teeth.
Speaker 3: What teeth like with the amount of sugar, and that
Speaker 3: they would have rotted off? Are you kidding?
Speaker 5: Nah?
Speaker 3: Say that that's taking the piss.
Speaker 2: And then he got fired.
Speaker 3: Oh well, because the sugar rush that man would be on,
Speaker 3: he'd be getting nothing done. He'd just be watching like
Speaker 3: the hypnotizing frog from Future, that's all he's watching.
Speaker 2: Wait, hang on, I want to know how much sugar
Speaker 2: actually is in eight sugars because that's that's just foul oscar.
Speaker 2: I am calling you on your phone right now if
Speaker 2: you want to check me on on.
Speaker 3: We're doing a podcast, just letting you Why am I
Speaker 3: joining it? Well? Okay, just just just.
Speaker 2: Roll okay, because I want to just go to Little
Speaker 2: Staff Kitchen here because I want to know how much
Speaker 2: eight sugars actually is.
Speaker 3: That's a very good point. Do you know where this?
Speaker 3: Do you know where the sugars are?
Speaker 2: Because I can find a stirer, but I can't find
Speaker 2: a sugar.
Speaker 4: No, because I didn't drink coffee or sugar.
Speaker 3: Don't it's not going to work. Where's the kettle. Is
Speaker 3: it near the kettle.
Speaker 2: We've got a lot of champagne glasses.
Speaker 6: This is a lot.
Speaker 3: Oh that's because they knew I was coming in. They
Speaker 3: were obsessed with us when we did our Nasty girls.
Speaker 2: You guys got to celebrate. Oh wait, hang on, I
Speaker 2: found Oh Jesus Christ, I found them. Well, how many
Speaker 2: sugars do we need?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 2: One, two, five, six, seven, eight, that's that's that's four.
Speaker 3: Okay, hang on, I'm so excited. He's very good.
Speaker 4: Hurry up, why he's back, he's here, okay.
Speaker 3: Right, be I eight sugars, that is right.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see this we're.
Speaker 2: Going to do.
Speaker 3: We're going to do this so much controversy can sugar everywhere.
Speaker 2: Hang I've gotta get the mic.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: That's one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh actually yeah wait wait, hang on, this is a
Speaker 2: sugar number two.
Speaker 3: I hate every second of that. The weirdle girls putting
Speaker 3: it in the weird.
Speaker 2: No good.
Speaker 3: I feel that just does nothing. Weirdle girl white a
Speaker 3: some wir.
Speaker 4: Sugar number three okay, three, eight, yes, eight, definitely eight.
Speaker 3: I say in the in the cart, but I can
Speaker 3: already tell it's a water five.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Six, this is exhausting geez an espressos like I don't
Speaker 2: know what it's basically a shot. It's the same as
Speaker 2: as an alcoholic shot.
Speaker 3: It's a fantastic song by Sabrina car.
Speaker 2: Now, anyone who's getting this much sugar in a coffee?
Speaker 2: Please please please again?
Speaker 3: Another great song by Sabrina eight.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now, it's like there's like reading Tea Lea.
Speaker 3: I literally feel like I'm about to get fuck the psychics.
Speaker 3: Give me a cup ful of sugar.
Speaker 2: Look at how foul that.
Speaker 3: That's literally a quarter of the cup. So how much
Speaker 3: is in each Sasha?
Speaker 2: Four point one three grands?
Speaker 3: Okay, so if we have times eight, that's thirty three
Speaker 3: grands of shop insane. That's actually that's really bad, especially
Speaker 3: for a cup that small as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm just gonna fill this with water.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I don't even want to look at it.
Speaker 2: That my gosh, that's disgusting. Where you go, ask you?
Speaker 3: I I don't need any more than that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, go.
Speaker 3: On, I don't like that it's staring at me. It
Speaker 3: really is.
Speaker 2: I'm not drinking it, drink.
Speaker 3: I want the both of you to know that I
Speaker 3: will never stop my widdle girl and this cup of
Speaker 3: sugar water.
Speaker 2: Okay, fine drinking girls, twink.
Speaker 3: I can't tell if I'm going to cough or vomit.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Oh god, we've gone silent, like this is literally like
Speaker 3: this is actually life or death. I feel like I'm on.
Speaker 3: I'm a celeb getting I won't drink the lily water
Speaker 3: all right? Oh no, you're just I can't do it.
Speaker 3: And I was going to try that. You were not.
Speaker 3: I was not. Anyway, My point still stands it. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm now just having regular water.
Speaker 2: My point can't stress enough. How like, look at this
Speaker 2: pile of sugars. Imagine you're going to a cafe and
Speaker 2: you've got to do this by yourself. Yes, Like you're
Speaker 2: just sitting there having a conversation for fifteen minutes, just
Speaker 2: putting into sugars in the person sitting across from the youth,
Speaker 2: just wondering if they're there with a psycho bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I'm not also having this every day. Yeah no,
Speaker 3: My point still stands. If you have more than two
Speaker 3: sugars in a coffee, you're a fucking psychopath. Anyway, moving on,
Speaker 3: because I feel very sick now, do you know it?
Speaker 3: Is it just men for us?
Speaker 2: I have alright, take it away, Brad?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? AI?
Speaker 4: Cat videos on TikTok the saddest things you've ever seen
Speaker 4: in your life?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry the.
Speaker 3: What can you please elaborate? Because like a cat videos
Speaker 3: like these, these have gone viral.
Speaker 4: They're from different accounts such as Cat's Life, Sweet things.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, oh my god, oh my? What is this? Really? Sad?
Speaker 2: What you're showing us are videos? The photos of cats
Speaker 2: are being made in like AI generated images. Yes, and
Speaker 2: they're telling a story through slides while this place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is literally the most jenny thing I've ever
Speaker 3: seen in my life.
Speaker 4: But these are so devastating. The stories are heartbreaking. No,
Speaker 4: they honestly are like the kitten losing its dad because
Speaker 4: the police came and stole the dad and then the
Speaker 4: kittens now at like the RSPCA. And look here are
Speaker 4: some comments. All I do on this app is crow
Speaker 4: out of the actually.
Speaker 3: TikTok comments like some of the funniest I've ever said to.
Speaker 2: Be things happening in this world?
Speaker 3: This is what I get sad at.
Speaker 4: This happened to me once? Bye?
Speaker 3: Did I just cry?
Speaker 4: You'll never see me skipping one of these. I actually
Speaker 4: cry on this one. First time I cry over a video.
Speaker 4: I can't let gang no. I cried about this. I
Speaker 4: was sobbing at this for ten minutes. These bids made
Speaker 4: me cry for no reason. It is better to bring
Speaker 4: the dub hawk in peace. Yeah, I don't know, but
Speaker 4: I actually cried. Me and my cat are crying.
Speaker 2: Way everybody the cat can walk at water?
Speaker 4: Why am I actually crying? I start crying, bro, this
Speaker 4: is actually sad.
Speaker 2: Story of my life.
Speaker 3: This made me so sad.
Speaker 4: Yell, me ow, me ow.
Speaker 3: Guys, I'm actually crying.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 2: of miches.
Speaker 3: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 2: I don't care how unhinged we are. I still think
Speaker 2: that's we're doing the Lord's work.
Speaker 3: I agree. I mean the Lord wanted us to do this.
Speaker 3: And that's why I'm here because Sam, I believe it's
Speaker 3: I'm from ask Auntie.
Speaker 2: Oscar because last week and we kind of touched on
Speaker 2: this before we got on a little lover's tip.
Speaker 3: We did. We did, and you've been sleeping on the
Speaker 3: couch ever since.
Speaker 2: If you didn't hear what happened. We had a bit
Speaker 2: of a couple's therapy session, and I actually think that
Speaker 2: you came up with a very good idea.
Speaker 3: I think next week that we should do ask Annie.
Speaker 2: Oscar kind of like a Dolly doctor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but worse agony art according to Sam, but fucking worse.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I said last week, send us in voice
Speaker 3: messages or anything that you want to ask Auntie Oscar,
Speaker 3: because that's me and I haven't read any of the responses.
Speaker 3: So I'm being I'm going to be hit with it cold,
Speaker 3: even though I'm not colder. So I guess Sam, who
Speaker 3: is my first patient?
Speaker 2: Well, before we get stuck into it, I have a
Speaker 2: little bit of a surprise. Oh surprise, Yes, a little
Speaker 2: bit of a surprise.
Speaker 3: I do well with surprises. Okay, hang on, yay, so
Speaker 3: fuck it now. Okay, wait, so we have a surprise.
Speaker 3: I'm really excited. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I was telling my dad about the fact that
Speaker 2: we're doing ask Andie Oscar and anyone that has been
Speaker 2: listening to it and for a very very long time
Speaker 2: and still knows me from when I was concept to
Speaker 2: Diephram Sam on the other side of the glass in
Speaker 2: the middle of covid. I started up a new project,
Speaker 2: which was to find my dad's old records when he
Speaker 2: was in bands in the seventies Iconic and remastered him
Speaker 2: and I gave it to him for Father's Day.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And something that was something that was so lovely is
Speaker 2: that every once in a while Mitchell will send me
Speaker 2: something from the Indian Idiots group saying I've been trying
Speaker 2: to find those records. So you idiots have been listening
Speaker 2: to my dad's albums, which brings me so much joy
Speaker 2: I love. And I've told him about that and he
Speaker 2: thinks it's gorgeous, and so he wants to do something
Speaker 2: for the show, and he went away and he wrote
Speaker 2: this such a lovely jingle for you are the Oscar.
Speaker 6: What so scary?
Speaker 2: Scarnyo, scanny.
Speaker 4: Tell you what?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is the ecusist. That is the best. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's sid Wow. Like I felt like I was in
Speaker 3: the Nanny for a second man, But that's a Nate.
Speaker 3: I love you, John, I can't thank Oh my god,
Speaker 3: my god, I love that. So now I'm in a
Speaker 3: fantastic mood. Now I'm like, yeah, bring on the first beach.
Speaker 2: We're going to call this girl lovely Tanisha Tannisia. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm pulling that name completely out of my ass because
Speaker 2: she's asked to not use a real name.
Speaker 3: Yes, I should actually preface. We did give the idiotcy
Speaker 3: option to remain anonymous, and that's did you at least
Speaker 3: tell them what name you're going to give them? No?
Speaker 3: I thought of that then, okay, good, Okay, Well, I
Speaker 3: mean they will recognize their questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Tanisia has written in saying.
Speaker 6: So I have started seeing this guy in the last
Speaker 6: couple of weeks. We slept together on the first date,
Speaker 6: but now I have Thrush. It's pretty gross, and every
Speaker 6: time he tries to go down there, I stop him,
Speaker 6: and I think he's getting a bit hurt by that.
Speaker 3: What should I do? Oh god, Oh that's a lot
Speaker 3: prefirst Okay, well, Tanisha. First of all, Annie Oscar would
Speaker 3: like to say very sorry about you, Thrush. I know
Speaker 3: that's not very comfortable. I've never had it personally, but
Speaker 3: I can just imagine that's uncomfortable. Second of all, I
Speaker 3: would probably just tell him like he's the thing. Tanisha.
Speaker 3: I know it's been three weeks, there's no attachment. I'm sorry. Like,
Speaker 3: all you need to do is just turn it to
Speaker 3: him and say, Babe, I'm so sorry. I've actually got
Speaker 3: x y Z going on down there. Can we just
Speaker 3: wait until that clears up? And if he doesn't want
Speaker 3: to see you anymore?
Speaker 2: Fucking well, actually no, she can't.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what I mean, like in the bin,
Speaker 3: I'm not accepting that. Look, my darling, it's not it's
Speaker 3: not a horrible thing. It's not the end of the world. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's just rush. Jenna. Does that ship clear up? I
Speaker 3: think so?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never had it, but I've heard that.
Speaker 3: Oh good, yeah, yeah, okay, the one question I could
Speaker 3: throw it to her?
Speaker 2: Not once in your four hundred years. And what a
Speaker 2: sanitary girl you are.
Speaker 3: She even beat the plague, she started.
Speaker 2: Beat it.
Speaker 3: But look, Tanisha, at the end of the day, if
Speaker 3: you tell him and his reaction is not positive, then
Speaker 3: he can fuck the off. Well said, He's not the
Speaker 3: one for you, my love. It's only been three weeks
Speaker 3: to like get over it. Yes, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: he doesn't want me because I have thrush. If he
Speaker 3: doesn't want you because you have thrush, We'll then find
Speaker 3: another man.
Speaker 2: Honestly, well said, I like that answer.
Speaker 3: I love you, Tanisha, thank you darling.
Speaker 2: What okay? Number two?
Speaker 3: Number two?
Speaker 2: Let's I have not picked a name for this girl, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Her name is going to be Claire, Claire, Claire, love
Speaker 2: you Claire. I've always loved the name Claire.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Claire's lovely.
Speaker 2: I love Mcloud's d Yeah.
Speaker 3: So so this is from Claire McLeod or.
Speaker 2: Claire.
Speaker 3: She's alive and well she did not die in the
Speaker 3: cliff fall. No, no, yeah. Do you know what good
Speaker 3: for her?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You know what I always say, don't die, don't.
Speaker 3: Die in a cliff Yeah. All right, So what's Claire
Speaker 3: mcleard got for me?
Speaker 2: Well, Claire is saying a couple of months ago, her
Speaker 2: long distance boyfriend admitted to cheating on her. Oh shit,
Speaker 2: saying that he did it because he thought she was
Speaker 2: cheating on him and she wasn't.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, first of all, Claire, what the fuck? Why
Speaker 3: are you doing long?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Long? Okay? Number one? Long distance doesn't exist. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, that's a hot take, Like.
Speaker 3: I like, you can't sit there and tell me that,
Speaker 3: oh we're long distance? What so you're in a relationship
Speaker 3: with a monitor. So your relationship is just talking on the.
Speaker 2: Phone, and so it hasn't heard our marriage.
Speaker 3: Well that's true. That's different though, because that's that's long
Speaker 3: distance marriage. No, but you know what I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't like in all seriousness long distance relationships. I just
Speaker 3: I don't like. That's a big no for me. And
Speaker 3: if someone I mean, I'm more than willing to open
Speaker 3: the floor up for someone to convince me otherwise. But
Speaker 3: it's ask Garnie Oscar, not ask Annie everyone else. So
Speaker 3: he's got a point there. Well, So first of all, Claire,
Speaker 3: I would like to say, I'm very sorry to hear
Speaker 3: that you have been cheated on. What I will say
Speaker 3: is that it's kind of a blessing in disguise, because
Speaker 3: if this man thinks that him going to cheat is
Speaker 3: okay because he thought she was cheating, then that's grounds
Speaker 3: for divorce. Nice. No, because like we live in a
Speaker 3: day and age now where relationships between two people are
Speaker 3: their business entirely. Now. I do know some couples who
Speaker 3: have to be long distance for work that happens. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're open, they sorted out their own way. Other people
Speaker 3: decide to remain close. If the communication, Claire, between you
Speaker 3: and long distance man has been we are monogamous, we
Speaker 3: are faithful, blah blah, blah blah, and he's completely disregarded
Speaker 3: that because he thought you were doing something that's a
Speaker 3: red flag and that's fucked up. Yeah. Yeah, and I
Speaker 3: wouldn't personally if that happened to me, I would not.
Speaker 3: I would not even give this man the airtime. Now
Speaker 3: in saying that, Claire, you are absolutely allowed to give
Speaker 3: him the airtime, but I recommend you don't because fuck that. Sorry,
Speaker 3: what a leopard never changes his spots?
Speaker 2: Good right, hot takes, hot takes.
Speaker 3: I know I'm going to get in a lot of
Speaker 3: trouble for say that I reckon, but I firmly believe
Speaker 3: that I don't. I have not seen a long distance
Speaker 3: couple work out. I've never heard of one. So I apologize.
Speaker 3: If you are long distance and you're going strong, I'm
Speaker 3: not talking about you specifically, I'm talking about the concept. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you're all more than welcome to slip into my
Speaker 3: dns and tell me otherwise I won't read them.
Speaker 2: So so really the asking of doesn't extend that far. No,
Speaker 2: But to be fair that the idiots seem to have
Speaker 2: a lot of relationship problems, and that leads us to Candice.
Speaker 2: And she didn't send in a voice message because she
Speaker 2: really wanted to make sure that it was private. And
Speaker 2: oh okay, yeah yeah, So I'm just gonna read this
Speaker 2: out to you. A good friend of mine recently went
Speaker 2: through a divorce, a messy divorce, and they have a
Speaker 2: son together. Oh, she has since found a new boyfriend,
Speaker 2: who she says is a good egg. Now there are
Speaker 2: some red flags up on the new boyfriend though, like
Speaker 2: he commented on her snacking, wanted to help her count calories,
Speaker 2: and recently she met his mum and she didn't know
Speaker 2: about her son.
Speaker 3: She wait, wait, wait, so as in she didn't know
Speaker 3: that the new man has a son. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: Oh that's three for three.
Speaker 2: Huh. Surely the new boyfriend would have mentioned this crucial detail.
Speaker 2: I am concerned that he's also a rebound for my friend,
Speaker 2: but I don't know if or what I should say
Speaker 2: help anti Oscar.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's a lot, yeah right, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot to un back though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's review the fact. So counting calories, snacking.
Speaker 2: A secret son, and like love a secret sign, love
Speaker 2: a secret son and.
Speaker 3: And we're worried about rebounding. Okay, Well, first of all, Candace,
Speaker 3: what I'm gonna say is thank you for coming to
Speaker 3: anti Oscar, because I don't want to say I've been
Speaker 3: in this situation, but I've definitely been around this situation before. Candace.
Speaker 3: I think the biggest thing you're going to have to
Speaker 3: do when it comes to your friend is that you're
Speaker 3: just going to have to kind of be there as
Speaker 3: a support person. So a messy divorce, messy divorces can
Speaker 3: have long lasting effects like it can it can literally
Speaker 3: just traumatize a person like we've seen it in all
Speaker 3: kinds of scenarios. Now, I think if the concern you
Speaker 3: have is like to the point where you're actually worried
Speaker 3: about this person's mental health, I would step in personally,
Speaker 3: but I would do it in a home which provides
Speaker 3: at least a safety net so that you know you're
Speaker 3: not in a public where because you know how they say,
Speaker 3: like sit in a public setting where they can't cause
Speaker 3: a scene. Yes, I hate that personally. I don't ever
Speaker 3: think that should be a thing, really no, because sometimes
Speaker 3: the scene is the emotional outburst, and sometimes you've got
Speaker 3: to go through that emotional outburst before you can see
Speaker 3: reason like. And I'm getting a sense that this person
Speaker 3: and if I'm not worried about the rebound aspect, that's fine.
Speaker 3: Some people need a rebound. That's cool. What I'm not
Speaker 3: impressed with is that did she say how long good
Speaker 3: Egg and her have been together?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: But no, I mean looking at this, surely it's not
Speaker 2: got to me too long. If she's feeling like it's
Speaker 2: a rebound, I'd say it's within the first six weeks.
Speaker 2: It's got to be.
Speaker 3: It gotta be. Okay. So another red flag for me
Speaker 3: is the fact that a sun has not been mentioned,
Speaker 3: So a child has not been mentioned.
Speaker 2: Secret son, no good secret son.
Speaker 3: If this is where yeah, I sort of say okay.
Speaker 3: If he was not comfortable telling her about the fact
Speaker 3: that he has a child from another relationship, that says
Speaker 3: to me, it's not serious. So I would sit my
Speaker 3: friend down and say, hey, I've noticed this. I just
Speaker 3: want to check in with you, because giving the option
Speaker 3: of saying I want to check in with you, I
Speaker 3: think that is going to be a safer way of
Speaker 3: having that conversation without accusations or without emotional responses. Because
Speaker 3: I if the like The only reason I say emotional
Speaker 3: responses in that is because if the divorce is truly messy,
Speaker 3: then She's like, I think they could be a trauma
Speaker 3: response of well, what do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: I can't see him like, it's not like that. People
Speaker 3: get defensive naturally when they feel questioned. So I think Candice,
Speaker 3: you need to sit your friend down and come at
Speaker 3: it from a neutral perspective and just say I just
Speaker 3: want to check in, Yeah, how's it going? She and
Speaker 3: if your friend brings up any of the befores, then
Speaker 3: elaborate on it. But I really highly do not recommend
Speaker 3: sitting down and saying I think this. I think that
Speaker 3: I think this because at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: they heard decisions, not yours. Yeah, So that would be
Speaker 3: my advice on that. I would love an update on
Speaker 3: that as well. Actually, if you if you if you're
Speaker 3: listening Canvas and you know this is about you, I
Speaker 3: would love an update if you ever do anything, because
Speaker 3: that is like, because like that is worrying as well
Speaker 3: more than anything for two people involved. But at the
Speaker 3: same time, it's also.
Speaker 4: Very great advice, you know what.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I know I had my reservations but Artie Oscar, I
Speaker 2: think you did wonderfully.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: What you're listening to? Is it just me the rue
Speaker 2: shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 3: After all that advice giving, I'm fucking exhausted. Does someone
Speaker 3: else want to take over? Well?
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what I do. I promised you guys
Speaker 2: that there would be an update.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for or our jap On.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because the thing that I did not expect is that
Speaker 2: you idiots again have been so supportive and there has
Speaker 2: not been a single no vote on the endurant Adien's
Speaker 2: poll as to whether we should go to Japan. We
Speaker 2: want us to go to Japan.
Speaker 3: You want us to go to Japan, and I honestly,
Speaker 3: I mean I think it should happen. But there's there's
Speaker 3: some surprises.
Speaker 2: Well the surprises are and drum roll, we don't have
Speaker 2: any money.
Speaker 3: Oh no, but the kideo. But there's nothing in the kideo.
Speaker 2: That's what the bank says to me. I think they
Speaker 2: might be lying, Oh.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: What kind of surprise is that?
Speaker 2: Well, that's not the surprise.
Speaker 3: Oh oh hey, guys, that's not the surprise.
Speaker 2: No, no, Because when I was talking to the powers
Speaker 2: at be that's that run the video and also run
Speaker 2: the admin side of this Podcastah, is it just then?
Speaker 3: Is it just day then?
Speaker 2: Carry on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: It turns out that we may have h an ability
Speaker 2: to be able to do this as long as we
Speaker 2: generate our own revenue stream. Oh so I've asked a
Speaker 2: couple of questions like, okay, well you know, how how
Speaker 2: can we do that? You know, it's you know, is
Speaker 2: a matter of do we you know, do extra ads?
Speaker 2: Do we have to like go do some dubious things?
Speaker 2: So I have to send Andie oscar over to some
Speaker 2: guy's house, like the these are the things?
Speaker 3: Not you trying to pimp me out?
Speaker 2: No, never again?
Speaker 3: Are tough, But I'm not ready.
Speaker 2: And so I would like to introduce something very very
Speaker 2: brand new to our podcast, and that is the Misfits
Speaker 2: merch line. What we have Merchy have Mercy. So not
Speaker 2: not right now, but midweek we think you'll be able
Speaker 2: to go fill a couple of metches dot com.
Speaker 3: Do you okay? I just want to let the idiots
Speaker 3: know general and I genuinely did not know this was happening.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, if you go a few days from
Speaker 2: now to a couple of matches. Dot com dot a U.
Speaker 2: You can go to a brand new section of the
Speaker 2: website that says the misfits.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god, what the fuck.
Speaker 5: General we were modeling. We don't need the matches anymore.
Speaker 5: We are we're gonna win a crap. We're gonna win
Speaker 5: as Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So we have a couple of options, and at this
Speaker 2: time it is all wearables. So yeah, you yourself and
Speaker 2: get yourself. It's very very stylish. Misfit. I'm gonna get that.
Speaker 3: I want that already.
Speaker 2: It comes in black, misfit on the T shirt. I
Speaker 2: love that. That is the first one. The second one
Speaker 2: that we have for Auntie Oscar it is a hoodie
Speaker 2: in pink with the phrase chicken. Oh I'm getting that too.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, chicken not Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: We're also getting that Jesus Christ. We also have a
Speaker 2: hoodie as well, and oh.
Speaker 3: God, I'm so scared if it compared to some of
Speaker 3: the ship that I've said on this show.
Speaker 2: And so I am absolutely delighted to tell you that
Speaker 2: we also have a design that says, right here, self indulgent, cared.
Speaker 2: I want that to That's the one I wanted. And
Speaker 2: so that is all of the Kirk merch is what
Speaker 2: I call the.
Speaker 3: Nice holy shit, I okay again, idiots, the reactions out
Speaker 3: of general and I are so genuine that because we
Speaker 3: had no idea, no no idea. I remember Sam saying
Speaker 3: in our group chat like I can't wait for for
Speaker 3: like you know, to do something, and we were like
Speaker 3: all right, yeah, and people were asking about misfits merch
Speaker 3: so weirdly yeah, weirdly yeah, which was not prompted by
Speaker 3: any of us, that none of our finsters accounts.
Speaker 2: We we honestly did not think that there's actually be
Speaker 2: something possible. But what the power would be? Is it
Speaker 2: just they? Then do you say that whatever we raise
Speaker 2: in terms of revenue with those shirts, will and hoodies
Speaker 2: and all available merch will go entirely to a charity,
Speaker 2: and that charity is us getting to Japan.
Speaker 3: That's said thank you, It's that we are the charity.
Speaker 2: For a second, I was going to say we're going
Speaker 2: to Japan.
Speaker 3: I'm not fucking pay, but yeah, if you want to
Speaker 3: go check it out. We've got a couple of misfits
Speaker 3: merch in line with a couple of mitches merch links
Speaker 3: and everything. I'm sure you all know what it is already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's going to be we think midweek. They're
Speaker 2: on our instant stories. It's also going to be there
Speaker 2: available if you want to see it in the in
Speaker 2: the Endurance Idious page, and also if you just go
Speaker 2: to a couple of mitches dot com dot au misfits.
Speaker 3: My god, I'm going to cry. This is amazing.
Speaker 2: We're not going to put any pressure on you guys.
Speaker 2: To be honest with you, I would be surprised we
Speaker 2: sold a single thing.
Speaker 4: But.
Speaker 3: It's going to fuck that. I'm putting so much pressure
Speaker 3: on all of you the way you all fucking carried on.
Speaker 3: If I don't hear that you bought something, I'm throwing hands.
Speaker 2: So you know, we've always wanted to.
Speaker 3: Go, and we've always wanted to go to Japan ever
Speaker 3: since show one.
Speaker 2: So if you want to hear us so quiet, all
Speaker 2: those years ago. So if you want to hear us
Speaker 2: Yappin and Jappin, please donate to a starving child named Oscar.
Speaker 2: Thank you, because he is just the widle girl.
Speaker 3: Windle girl. Oh well, thank you so much for listening. Idiots.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I'm sorry, I'm still in disbelief. I guess
Speaker 3: all I can say is we'll catch you next next week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and a couple of a couple of mitches dot
Speaker 2: com dot in just a couple of days. The power
Speaker 2: is in your hands to get us to Japan.
Speaker 3: If you want me to yap and Jap, then you've
Speaker 3: got to fucking hurry up.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, welcome on the end. We just don't bullshit sham.
Speaker 3: When you said you had a surprise, that was not
Speaker 3: what I was expecting. I want to be like real
Speaker 3: for a second. First of all, I never thought I
Speaker 3: would ever be a part of the is it just
Speaker 3: me universe to begin with. Second of all, never thought
Speaker 3: i'd be guest hosting any of it like bonus episodes,
Speaker 3: And third of all, never thought I'd be part of it.
Speaker 3: Gym Merchant, I'm in disbelief, Like that is amazing. How
Speaker 3: long have you been cooking that up?
Speaker 2: I want to know since the start, this man has
Speaker 2: not said a thing to us about anything we had
Speaker 2: we when we first started this podcast and Mitch approached
Speaker 2: all three of us to say, hey, do you want
Speaker 2: to be able to do this? I obviously said I'd
Speaker 2: rather die, And then he convinced me. But well, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, put me on on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So look, I mean we did a massive video call
Speaker 2: where we just talked about ideas, the things that we
Speaker 2: wanted to do. And I can't remember what it was
Speaker 2: that triggered it, but it was the idea. I think
Speaker 2: it was because we had the moment of gender out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the idea of having our own merch was so
Speaker 2: dumb that it had to happen for a bonus show
Speaker 2: that last four episodes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, but like I agree though, but I think
Speaker 3: that the Misfits we I mean, we've been the spare
Speaker 3: Wheels now for quite a while. I think it was
Speaker 3: a matter of time, that's true.
Speaker 2: And it's been you guys that have called us the
Speaker 2: Misfits and actually just given us a self contained title
Speaker 2: and everything, and it's been like, we're genuinely so touched
Speaker 2: by all that support, and we don't actually expect you
Speaker 2: to go out and buy this.
Speaker 3: No, like all jokes aside, like obviously the real ones
Speaker 3: are listening to, well, the real ones are listening to
Speaker 3: add brief But yes, I do stand with Jenna when
Speaker 3: I say that, yes, I expect you to buy something.
Speaker 3: But at the end of the day as well, the
Speaker 3: fact that there's merch with the Misfits on it. It's
Speaker 3: just I just am still in such disbelief about that.
Speaker 3: I never thought i'd ever be a part of it. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm getting a bit emotional now, Jesus, it's actually quite touching.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, guys, this is cute. I love I
Speaker 3: love you.
Speaker 2: I actually was not I would get up.
Speaker 3: No, it's okay, I just yeah, just be a part
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 2: It's just just just to bring this up again.
Speaker 3: I've obsessed. Yeah, I just never ever thought that something
Speaker 3: like that would happen. So, oh, sorry, you talking about
Speaker 3: yourself now.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. This is not a bit by the way,
Speaker 2: Oscars actually genuinely quite touched by that. Really, it's really sweet.
Speaker 3: I actually really like that. I'm not good, but I
Speaker 3: don't like to show too much emotion.
Speaker 2: Oh no, but you sure, you're just a weirdle.
Speaker 3: I've never got sugar water.
Speaker 2: Wait here you go, jesus.
Speaker 3: Oh and they wiredle for weird ones.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, it's been one of those days.
Speaker 3: Laughing down just because of Jenna. Like Jenna when we
Speaker 3: did the Horn, when we did the horn segment last
Speaker 3: week when we had when we listened to gorgeous alanab dude,
Speaker 3: who I still am watching, by the way, I just
Speaker 3: Jenna when I got the spirit. Sorry, just so quick
Speaker 3: recap because last week, obviously we did the Horned Up
Speaker 3: Movie themes the spirit oh the movie the movie. Yes,
Speaker 3: so we were guessing the movie and it was a
Speaker 3: horse movie, spirits Darling with the Simmarron and the whole
Speaker 3: reason you put that in was to give Jenna a chance.
Speaker 3: She's quintessential horse girl. And then she got it. Well,
Speaker 3: I got it so quickly, it really quickly. I got
Speaker 3: it so quickly. I will admit to this. I've listened
Speaker 3: back to just that specific moment because it's so funny
Speaker 3: to me because while I'm laughing and Jenna's just in
Speaker 3: the back going, he was very upsetting.
Speaker 2: No and to be fair, and it's there's there's there's
Speaker 2: a lot of there's a lot of that noise.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not gonna lie. I was very upset.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. So he's showing us. So Sam is
Speaker 3: now showing us the the actual footage from the studio
Speaker 3: of the Horned Up Movie.
Speaker 2: I'm going to see if we can find this. Here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 3: What's the spirits? Sally? It was a horse?
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at you. You're so devastated. Okay, just we're
Speaker 2: just gonna look at that face.
Speaker 3: Now to me. Now I've got tears of joy.
Speaker 2: All right. We we we have rambled on so much,
Speaker 2: honestly at this point, we're just we're a big old
Speaker 2: love and we're just okay, I'm gonna turn all of you.
Speaker 3: Well, look, we hope this podcast has made you feel
Speaker 3: at least two percent better today. That's all just two
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