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Speaker 1: Jum mission with Jonesy and Amanda. I've spoken before about

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Speaker 1: Kashistan bodybuilder Yuri Tolocco. You may not remember his name,

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Speaker 1: but you remember his story. I'm sure he infamously married

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Speaker 1: his specially designed sex dole Margo last year. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember that they dated for eight months? He met Margo

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Speaker 1: at a nightclub and he rescued her from some unwanted

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Speaker 1: attention came to her. Rescue Margo's adult How did she

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Speaker 1: get into the nightclub? I assume someone took her in

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Speaker 1: right and then and then people were probably making fun

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Speaker 1: of her, utilizing her, and he didn't like it. He

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Speaker 1: rescued her. Then they dated Brendan for eight months before

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Speaker 1: he proposed well and Margo she said yes, of course,

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Speaker 1: she said yes. But do you remember I've also told

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Speaker 1: you this part of the story. She was broken and

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Speaker 1: needed to be repaired. And while she was away being repaired,

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Speaker 1: had he started to where does it go to get repaired?

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Speaker 1: Presumably the place where they make it, your local appliance

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Speaker 1: service center, mister minute, all the kids look on at

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Speaker 1: the shops. Did you change the watch? While she was

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Speaker 1: being repaired, he started to get feelings for a vase

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Speaker 1: I think I'm not making this up a vase. But

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Speaker 1: then he introduced his new quote, queer wife, Lola. Do

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Speaker 1: want me to describe Lola? Yeah, this is a quote

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Speaker 1: from him as to what Lola is. Lola has a

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Speaker 1: woman's head, a chicken's body, a navel that has depth

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Speaker 1: that can be used as an area, and a male

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Speaker 1: area can be in there. He said, I'll show you

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Speaker 1: this one day. I identify her as a massive chicken.

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Speaker 1: Her name was Lola. She was a chicken. We'll a

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Speaker 1: navel down the air. Anyway, he's a new love I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is, but he's moved on from Lola.

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Speaker 1: Moved on. He's a cheater, isn't he? This is while Margo,

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Speaker 1: isn't it mister Minotte getting repaired? That's right. He then

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Speaker 1: has a chicken with a human head as a girlfriend

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Speaker 1: and with a navel that can handle the details naval destroyer.

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Speaker 1: He's found a new love match one you're ready to

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Speaker 1: hear what it is. It's a giant ashtray that he

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Speaker 1: wants to adorn with an artificial private area. When you

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Speaker 1: say an ashtray, like just when you put on a

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Speaker 1: coffee table. Looking at the picture, here. It's it's like

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Speaker 1: a pedestal ashtray. Yeah, not one of those old ones.

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Speaker 1: It looks to me like just a big urn. Let

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Speaker 1: me give you, let me give you the detail. So

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Speaker 1: he noticed this ashtray a while ago in a club,

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Speaker 1: he said. Though it was only when he arranged a

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Speaker 1: photo shoot with this ashtray and he paid personal paid

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Speaker 1: attention to its personal appear apearance right, he discovered he

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Speaker 1: had feelings for it. Here's a quote from him. I

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Speaker 1: liked it, the smell of it, the touch of metal

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Speaker 1: on my skin. It's fantastic. I like the touch of

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Speaker 1: sharp metal on my skin. It excites me. So I

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Speaker 1: think you can understand what attracts me to this ashtray.

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Speaker 1: Not really, No, So he's been dating the ashtray for

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Speaker 1: a couple of months. Well, it'd be hard for the ashtray.

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Speaker 1: Where do they go to? You got smoke anywhereide? He Coazakstown.

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Speaker 1: He can take the more places, he said. While this

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Speaker 1: is what shows me he's sincere about this relationship because

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Speaker 1: it's not about youth, he says. This love is older,

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Speaker 1: isn't he said. He's of the a jint nothing but

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Speaker 1: a number mindset. This is a quote from him. I

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Speaker 1: generally like things with history. I like that this isn't

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Speaker 1: a new ashtray. It has had contact with a large

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Speaker 1: number of people, and also, as he said, helps him

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Speaker 1: satisfy his fetish for dirty stuff. He said, when I

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Speaker 1: hugged it and pulled out the cigarette butts, cigarette packs

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Speaker 1: and all sorts of stuff, I liked it. I liked

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Speaker 1: it when the ashes stained my bare feet, body and beard. Great.

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Speaker 1: So he's after an old, stinky ashtray. It's pretty princess

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Speaker 1: an still princess. And Margaret Margaret's gone, So you know,

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Speaker 1: I just realized Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan, Who's is it?

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Speaker 1: Joe Rogan? No, Joe Rogan, who's a voice for incidentally

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Speaker 1: for a voice for a young generation in America? Is

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Speaker 1: anti this andy that I was just got coronavirus. But

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Speaker 1: look the thing with this guy. If I was the

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Speaker 1: ash tray, don't relax for a second because he's a player. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if he takes you down to mister minute, it'll be

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Speaker 1: for some engraving. These are the people in your neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Jones and Amanda's