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Speaker 5: Good Morning's ten minutes bout six choose stem morning. Welcome
Speaker 5: into the Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Jackie Boy, Good
Speaker 5: morning guys, Good morning, Pats morning. I couldn't ready tell
Speaker 5: by the voice not having as much bounce as yesterday.
Speaker 4: Tough night with your baby Sonny yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, half the challenge now if he wakes up, it's
Speaker 3: putting him back to sleep, but also getting back to
Speaker 3: sleep yourself. And I just couldn't get myself back to
Speaker 3: sleep last night.
Speaker 5: Didn't you have any like little inner ear buds you
Speaker 5: know that you see ROADI say, I used to have
Speaker 5: those bed No, yes, no, well otherwise this that's why
Speaker 5: I could carry on to a show. You are, yes,
Speaker 5: you do so use in an air march.
Speaker 4: You've got to look after yourself during the night.
Speaker 3: I think the problem with our bedroom is there's not
Speaker 3: enough ventilation in there. We've got the dog.
Speaker 4: What are you a seller? It feels like that.
Speaker 3: Honestly, last night I was like, it's a selling here.
Speaker 3: I can't breathe properly, and my nose is all stuffy.
Speaker 4: Can you hear that?
Speaker 3: In my nose?
Speaker 4: That is stuffy.
Speaker 6: That's how you're normally.
Speaker 3: So we got that.
Speaker 4: We never remember those golden rules.
Speaker 5: He's always funny, he's not stuffy.
Speaker 3: I'm particularly blocked up today. I think the problem is
Speaker 3: so we got the heater running in there because we've
Speaker 3: got to keep the baby warm. Got the dog next to.
Speaker 4: That dry heat all night dries. It's like a silica
Speaker 4: It's like living with silica.
Speaker 5: Jet around you. What do you putting those trainer box?
Speaker 5: I think every room is meant to have. You know
Speaker 5: those wall fence that you see in every house. We
Speaker 5: used to have those before we did the renovation.
Speaker 4: And now you need to just sell.
Speaker 5: This is who did the renovation. So there's a lack
Speaker 5: of ventilation.
Speaker 4: I'm not surprised.
Speaker 3: I didn't think to put those wall fence back in.
Speaker 6: Did you master open the well?
Speaker 3: See some plaster did the actual plaster? So shouldn't he
Speaker 3: have said, hey, where you want your wolf?
Speaker 4: So where's the ventilation? Killing from nowhere?
Speaker 3: Nowhere.
Speaker 5: So you don't have a bedroom door open. Obviously we
Speaker 5: close it to keep the heat in the who's in
Speaker 5: the bedroom? You've got baby, g.
Speaker 3: Got Gordon, then Bianca, me, then the dog.
Speaker 4: The dogs in there as well, and I think the.
Speaker 3: Dogs, all the paws and the like the what was
Speaker 3: it called goes up your nose? You know she's given
Speaker 3: me like fever. What's that called?
Speaker 6: Allergy?
Speaker 5: Sign languages pointing out I don't know what he's giving.
Speaker 4: You, I think, honestly, pets sweeties.
Speaker 3: At three o'clock in the morning, I thought I have
Speaker 3: to put a hole in the wall tomorrow.
Speaker 6: No, you need to fling that door right back.
Speaker 5: And god, you even had enough sense. I thought you're
Speaker 5: actually going to three ever people go back.
Speaker 4: It starts with a concerned wife, Hey.
Speaker 3: It's okay, I'll turnel out of here.
Speaker 4: Creeping sedge. Where are you going? For a hole in
Speaker 4: the wall so we can breathe? And also what lovely
Speaker 4: I see anyone in right now as well?
Speaker 3: I think I just need to go to Buddings, get
Speaker 3: one of those little vents and then put a hole
Speaker 3: through each side of the wall.
Speaker 7: Door.
Speaker 3: No, no, every house is right.
Speaker 4: I think you just need to let some area out.
Speaker 3: Okay, have a look in your bedrooms. Tell me overnight. Honestly,
Speaker 3: if you've got those little walls.
Speaker 6: Do you have them, Christian, I.
Speaker 4: Don't think otherwise it be all drafted old houses.
Speaker 6: Happen them, I think now, Jack.
Speaker 3: I'm true. I thought that was a trick. Honestly thought
Speaker 3: if I put ventilation in my house today that I
Speaker 3: would sleep with.
Speaker 4: Try two things tonight.
Speaker 5: Okay, the door, John, so you feel I'm telling you now,
Speaker 5: if you just feel perceptualized a draft coming through, you
Speaker 5: will feel there's more oxygen than now.
Speaker 4: Go after the show, get those inner I'm.
Speaker 3: Not going to wear those. Wearing those anyone.
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter what's feeling like this. We're putting them in.
Speaker 4: You'll soon get used to them.
Speaker 3: I'll try it for one, not only okay, but don't.
Speaker 4: Do it for me.
Speaker 8: For you.
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Speaker 5: Patsy, did you see the stuff that Princess Kate is
Speaker 5: getting for her trying to control her son yesterday on
Speaker 5: the Bokay, I felt sorry for it.
Speaker 6: You know what, that's such a croc I just wish people,
Speaker 6: all these keyboard keyboard warriors would just back off. Let
Speaker 6: the woman be he's four.
Speaker 3: What are they saying?
Speaker 4: Oh, mate, you've got to see the video.
Speaker 3: He's doing what four year olds I saw.
Speaker 4: He's any four year old, he says, can be bored.
Speaker 5: There, aren't they been there for like four days waving
Speaker 5: those tiny little flags. He's done with it, right, And
Speaker 5: there's a lot of some of the adults in the background.
Speaker 4: They're done with it as well.
Speaker 3: I'm thirty four and I was born.
Speaker 5: But he's doing that thing that she used to do
Speaker 5: with their mum, or when you're trying to tell them off,
Speaker 5: but they just put their and it is really irritating.
Speaker 5: And she's just a normal mum in that situation. She's
Speaker 5: not like you married him on the raw phone. She's
Speaker 5: just a mum and you actually just want to scream.
Speaker 5: But obviously the while just watching her judging her, it's
Speaker 5: like we've all been in that situation because when they.
Speaker 4: Put that hand over your mouth, right, it tries. It's
Speaker 4: not the rudest thing you could ever do. You don't
Speaker 4: even speak to me. You're like, what that is not acceptable?
Speaker 6: And you know what, it's hard enough as a normal parent,
Speaker 6: but when you've got the eyes of the world.
Speaker 3: On you, and you're on cameras.
Speaker 6: She's just doing what and he's just doing what a
Speaker 6: normal little Toddagine.
Speaker 5: If that was like thirty forty years ago, I'm sure
Speaker 5: one of those raw family parents would just wallop that
Speaker 5: kid round the back of his head. Everyone had gone
Speaker 5: that it's Parrington. Whereas now she has to try and
Speaker 5: sort of where they go. I know, I'll use your
Speaker 5: inside voice. Hey, I know you're very bored right now. No,
Speaker 5: don't hit mummy. I've told you before. You have to
Speaker 5: do all these soothy.
Speaker 4: Amount of the mum's eye here now and restles going Sebastian.
Speaker 5: I know it's fun to kick mummy in the leg,
Speaker 5: but mummy gets her and this little terrace.
Speaker 6: I felt so sorry. Four years today, I thought, don't
Speaker 6: you judge her. Don't come out and say, oh, you
Speaker 6: haven't got control of your child, or you should be
Speaker 6: doing this, or you should be you know what, give
Speaker 6: her a break. I think she does an exceptional job
Speaker 6: and you think she.
Speaker 4: Should have done.
Speaker 5: I remember once we're in a restaurant and one of
Speaker 5: my kids, so it was Lowis is having a meltdown.
Speaker 5: She's probably like four or five, because she couldn't have
Speaker 5: whatever she want on the menu, and Sarah tried to
Speaker 5: reason with her, and in the end I just picked
Speaker 5: her up because she's having a meltdown and everyone's around
Speaker 5: and carried her out. That's what could go for a
Speaker 5: walk and she could just dispense the energy. But it
Speaker 5: actually looked like a bouncer because I'm trying.
Speaker 4: To get out of the high chair and they they
Speaker 4: ed le around train the next generation of USC World champions.
Speaker 5: Trying to get her out and got over the shoulder
Speaker 5: and she was like trying to slide down her back
Speaker 5: and kicking them, punching me and people were laughing right
Speaker 5: as I was trying to walk out. Stuff like that's
Speaker 5: what should have acted like a bouncer, just walked him
Speaker 5: out of there.
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Speaker 5: Thank you very much for the people who are kind
Speaker 5: enough to call in trying to offer Jackson support.
Speaker 4: Guy.
Speaker 5: And it's at the moment till one point I hurt
Speaker 5: Jack pick up a phone and just say to one
Speaker 5: of you, ah, Hi, good morning, Christian O'Connor show, what
Speaker 5: are your ventilation thoughts? The number one ventilation station in Victoria.
Speaker 4: Actually that looks.
Speaker 5: Someone suggesting a humid ifive. Quite a few people saying,
Speaker 5: don't put the heating on overnight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it. I think that's the key. Turn
Speaker 3: the heater off. It's too dry and.
Speaker 4: Too dry, horrible kind of drying the night because you
Speaker 4: wake up in your it's horrible feeling that.
Speaker 3: But I guess Bianke's argument is she's going to wake
Speaker 3: up in the middle of the night and feed him,
Speaker 3: so she doesn't want to.
Speaker 4: Someone's a little bit selfish, aren't they.
Speaker 5: Princess Jackie Boy has a radio talkie show to do
Speaker 5: in but hours.
Speaker 3: I don't want to dry mouth in the morning.
Speaker 4: Life when the dry mouth, there's a life not worth living.
Speaker 5: Dry the anchor dry man also feeding quietly, go and
Speaker 5: do in the car or something. All right, So yesterday
Speaker 5: on the show, we were asking you what did you
Speaker 5: break as a kid. We're trying to go through the
Speaker 5: letters of the alphabet with the things you broke as
Speaker 5: a kid. We're not just talking about bones. So a
Speaker 5: lot of a lot of damage don by us when
Speaker 5: we were younger nine one, O, four three.
Speaker 4: What do we get yesterday, Jack, Here's what we.
Speaker 3: Got so far? In the eight is B for bed
Speaker 3: Tony accidentally let his parents bed on fire. See for cars.
Speaker 3: Mayer intentionally scratched her name into ten vehicles outside at
Speaker 3: grandparents house.
Speaker 4: This is incredible. I still can't believe.
Speaker 3: That Nanimpa had to pay a thousand dollars per car
Speaker 3: from memory plate, Patsy breaking her mum's chryinga plate, jumping
Speaker 3: off the dresser statue for Andrew for Aaron, He's.
Speaker 5: That the kid had them outdown to destroyed Buddha. There's
Speaker 5: something very Buddha, I think, and Buddhist about destroying. But
Speaker 5: I think there's even a books and if you say,
Speaker 5: if you meet Buddha, kill him.
Speaker 3: Tractor Brad doing donuts in near Paddock as a young man,
Speaker 3: took out the.
Speaker 4: Track overnight crime report, don't they?
Speaker 3: And vas the vias at your priest's house that you
Speaker 3: threw to your maintenance.
Speaker 4: That sounds quite dodgy? Was Christian to get out something
Speaker 4: from the priest? Anyway? What did you break as a kid?
Speaker 4: Give us a call?
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Asking you on nine four one four one O four
Speaker 5: three what did you break as a kid?
Speaker 4: Christiana works.
Speaker 5: You can't ring him but for me tick off the
Speaker 5: letter n for neighbors as in neighbors window. I was
Speaker 5: stunned yesterday that we didn't have any windows. Windows are
Speaker 5: a kid's dream to break, aren't they? So we're magnetically
Speaker 5: attached to a destiny to break all. I don't think
Speaker 5: you had a proper childhood list. She took out one window,
Speaker 5: either in your own home or a mate's. This guy here, Scott.
Speaker 5: When I was thirteen, I went goldfing for the first
Speaker 5: time with some friends on the school holidays. When I
Speaker 5: go home, I thought it was a pro said about
Speaker 5: showing my sister how it's done.
Speaker 4: So I got the driver out.
Speaker 5: The driver teed off from the front or towards an
Speaker 5: empty paddock up the road.
Speaker 4: Only my wicket slice kicked in. Take some bore.
Speaker 5: Straight through a neighbor's window across the front road.
Speaker 4: What a trick shot, though, Scott, shout out for that
Speaker 4: trick shot.
Speaker 5: Right, so magic completely an love the image that someone
Speaker 5: is doing their washing up them with this golf course,
Speaker 5: isn't he here?
Speaker 4: That's great? All right, let's go to lines.
Speaker 5: What did you break as a kid? Nine one O
Speaker 5: four three, Good morning, Greg.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Christian morning. Game. Here are you going?
Speaker 5: We're going great. Welcome on board, Greg. What did your
Speaker 5: break as a kid.
Speaker 9: Mate bringing w to the table with water tank? A
Speaker 9: water Yeah, so you know how you see dads walking
Speaker 9: around and tapping the metal tanks with their knuckles to
Speaker 9: see where the water's up to. Makes a different sown
Speaker 9: when you tap it.
Speaker 10: Yep.
Speaker 9: I tried that on a concrete tank and hurt my
Speaker 9: knuckles when I was a little tacker, and I thought
Speaker 9: I'll pick up a slow tamer and I hit the
Speaker 9: concrete tank with a slow tamber to see where the
Speaker 9: border was and broke the tank.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what this escalated very quickly.
Speaker 3: You said it like it was natural progression, like we all.
Speaker 4: Knuckle to switch amos.
Speaker 5: If you stubbed a toe on a table, you go
Speaker 5: and get that sledge jam or a chainsaw, and so
Speaker 5: what you obviously you know sledgehammer meets water tank?
Speaker 4: Did you destroy it?
Speaker 9: Be cracking? It was about cracking. The tank was about
Speaker 9: the same height as me. I was about seven at
Speaker 9: the time, and then we lost quite a bit of
Speaker 9: water and had the reface to think, what.
Speaker 5: Is it about dad's tapping stuff? I used to do
Speaker 5: that years ago with radiators, thinking I could somehow define
Speaker 5: water levels and just because I saw my dad doing it,
Speaker 5: banging water levels in them.
Speaker 4: All right, that's a great one. Thank you very much, Greg.
Speaker 11: Have a good day, all right.
Speaker 5: W for water tank ticked off Beth. Good morning, Good morning, Beth.
Speaker 5: Is that a young baby I can hear in the background.
Speaker 9: It is so I have hate for house house.
Speaker 12: Yes, you brought the house down, but I certainly did so.
Speaker 12: When I was at two or three years old, Dad
Speaker 12: was working on one of our cars in the driveway
Speaker 12: and was supposed to be supervising me while I played
Speaker 12: in the other one on the nature strip. I did
Speaker 12: the handbrake and Dad did not know that I was
Speaker 12: gone until the neighbor from that three or four houses
Speaker 12: down came up with me in toe and told my
Speaker 12: mum that I had just stoopen through their front fencing too,
Speaker 12: their house.
Speaker 4: Whytt three? I mean no charm playing playing in a car.
Speaker 4: Of course, that arm rate's coming off. It's just second again.
Speaker 4: It's like a magnet. It's up and down and off.
Speaker 12: I'm not sure he actually learned his lesson either, because
Speaker 12: I can remember all through my years playing in that car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your favorite toy wouldn't it the traveling ah, your
Speaker 4: own one. It's like a flying carpet for a kid.
Speaker 12: Thankfully, though my driving skills have increased since then.
Speaker 4: That's great, Beth, thank you very much for giving us
Speaker 4: a call. Thank you very much, Christian, Chris, good morning, Christoph.
Speaker 13: Hey Christian, how you doing.
Speaker 4: I'm good Maye. And what did you break as a kid?
Speaker 13: We'll go gee for glass? We went for a Mum
Speaker 13: took us out, me and the brother one day for
Speaker 13: a shop to Eastern Side shopping Center as well known
Speaker 13: out in the east of Melbourne. And my brother tapped
Speaker 13: a little I don't know if you remember, but they
Speaker 13: used to have a little red glass, a little thing
Speaker 13: on the wall if you had a fight had glass
Speaker 13: on it.
Speaker 5: That we were we were we could be in charge
Speaker 5: of such a such a thing.
Speaker 13: So they're a fantastic thing. And they're just at the
Speaker 13: right height. I must have been about seven, like their's caller.
Speaker 13: And my brother gave a little tap and I was
Speaker 13: walking behind him, and I thought, well, it he tapped it,
Speaker 13: I'll be fine. So I gave a little tap. But
Speaker 13: it must have been a little bit harder, so I
Speaker 13: broke the glass. The red button. Lenny all the sirens
Speaker 13: went off. The fibrigade came to this shopping center in
Speaker 13: the east, closed down the shopping center. Everyone was evacuated.
Speaker 13: This is in the eighties, when you know, they probably
Speaker 13: didn't have the you know, the anti five fiber fire
Speaker 13: the stuff they have now. So they locked the shop
Speaker 13: and center, evacuate, sirens going, police fire brigade. Mum shuffling
Speaker 13: me out to go, goddamn get out of here before
Speaker 13: we wow.
Speaker 4: I to say, did you own up or apologize?
Speaker 11: Nothing?
Speaker 13: No, no, no, well mum saw me hand you for years.
Speaker 4: They've got you now, my friend, they're on their way.
Speaker 1: They have.
Speaker 4: Chris, thank you very much. A coil. We'll send your price.
Speaker 1: Ber No, you're listening to the Christian o'kyl's show podcast.
Speaker 5: What did you break as a kid? Come on to
Speaker 5: Tracy Christian. My brothers boke three windows playing cricket in
Speaker 5: the front yard for three days straight.
Speaker 4: They broke a window per day.
Speaker 5: They told my mum that apparently to become a fire
Speaker 5: ask bowler, you need to break windows.
Speaker 4: Tracy, that's great, Thank you very much for that, Christian.
Speaker 5: When I was about eight, for Christmas, Mom and dad
Speaker 5: brought me a toy called a stop Boris.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, I don't never heard of one.
Speaker 5: Don't let me trying to do that in the UK
Speaker 5: right now with the leader Boris Johnson. It was a
Speaker 5: big green spider with red eyes that came towards you.
Speaker 5: Some people say Boris's there after he's been drinking. The
Speaker 5: game was you had to shoot it with a gun
Speaker 5: to stop it. This must be the eighties, because why
Speaker 5: would you ever give a kid a toy like that?
Speaker 5: Destruction is never far away. It didn't stop. It scared
Speaker 5: the hell out me. Boris kept coming towards me. I
Speaker 5: jumped and landed on stop Boris, but that didn't stop him.
Speaker 5: In the end, I just stamped and stamped it and eat.
Speaker 5: Poor old Boris died and never worked again.
Speaker 4: Be for Boris. Thank you very much, Adrian.
Speaker 5: Julia, good morning, Hi Hei are you? I'm good Julia,
Speaker 5: and wellcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Judy.
Speaker 4: What did you break as a kid?
Speaker 14: My parents roof in the back garden conservatory. I asked
Speaker 14: if I could go outside and let off a skyrocket.
Speaker 14: So I went outside into the conservatory let the rocket off.
Speaker 14: When it went straight through the roof, it did.
Speaker 5: But what a spectacle, what a show, and obviously broke
Speaker 5: it the window.
Speaker 14: Oh, I broake the whole roof in the conservatory.
Speaker 4: Wow, Judy, thank you very much for giving us a call. Okay,
Speaker 4: thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: And can I just say it's lovely to have some
Speaker 5: of Neil Mitchell's callers.
Speaker 4: Always welcome, always welcome. Peter, good morning.
Speaker 11: Morning, Gyre we go.
Speaker 4: And now what did you break as a kid?
Speaker 11: Peep? Break a friend of mine?
Speaker 4: You broke your friend? It's sold. What did you do?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 10: You know, we used to back the doors, We used
Speaker 10: to dig dink here some on the back of your bike.
Speaker 10: I was just thinking him home from school and somebody
Speaker 10: had made a nice big man of dirt on one
Speaker 10: of the tracks, and I figured this is pretty cool.
Speaker 10: So I took the jump with him, and there's much
Speaker 10: a lot of screaming with him on the back. But
Speaker 10: as we hit the deck, the bike broke in half
Speaker 10: and I took off from the handlebars and the front
Speaker 10: wheel and he's ended up. He's ended up with a
Speaker 10: big pile on the back wheel and a slick the
Speaker 10: sissy barrel wrapped around him, and he was just absolutely fuming.
Speaker 10: But yeah, I don't know. We've got found It's sort
Speaker 10: of funny in the end, but yeah, it was was
Speaker 10: It was like.
Speaker 4: Something out of a Hannah Barbara cartoon. The kid with
Speaker 4: the wheel, he still goes on down the road for miles.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well he's sort of finally forgave me.
Speaker 4: But anyway, yeah, but what is it about that?
Speaker 5: Some of the best highlights if your kid hasn't given him.
Speaker 4: In on those bikes together.
Speaker 5: And you're right, that mound of dirt, even if I
Speaker 5: see kid playing with them, now, mound of dirt. Now
Speaker 5: there's an oval opposite us. So there are these kids,
Speaker 5: they turn up on a Sunday with shovels, right, They
Speaker 5: really weren't organized, sticking.
Speaker 4: Out the mounds there.
Speaker 5: And I watched them and I'm like, those are that's
Speaker 5: such I'm so tend to go and join them.
Speaker 3: A football across the city.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and there, Hammers is, there's a retired neighbor. There's
Speaker 5: always a retired neighbor who then goes in during the
Speaker 5: week and fills them back up. I know something's not blessed.
Speaker 5: No leaves the mounds, Peter, thank you very much, she called,
Speaker 5: that's a great story.
Speaker 11: Have a good week.
Speaker 4: Thank you you too, Louise Morning Team.
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 4: We're good, Lulu.
Speaker 15: So when I was about six or seven, I was
Speaker 15: coming home and I took my gun boots off and
Speaker 15: in a typical six or seven year old you have
Speaker 15: kicked your boots off. It's gone flying across the room.
Speaker 15: Second one is flying across the room and it's my
Speaker 15: great grandmother's heir loom, bright orange bas no.
Speaker 5: Heir loom gumboo will kicking your shoes off even still
Speaker 5: as an adult.
Speaker 4: Now you've got to.
Speaker 5: Loosen the back of the hill now and you give
Speaker 5: it old flip. But it's a flying leafed object, isn't it.
Speaker 15: I'm not sure if Mum was upset or not because
Speaker 15: it was bright orange. Maybe a little bit because it
Speaker 15: was their great grandmothers. But bars didn't win.
Speaker 4: All right, Thank you very much. Give us a call.
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Speaker 5: Podcast, Jack and I had a phrase before the start
Speaker 5: of the show today from producer Ria about someone he
Speaker 5: named a pie purist. What is it about people that
Speaker 5: are phrased purists as well that are just intent there's
Speaker 5: too much regulation around whatever they like?
Speaker 4: Real? How did you find out about something called a
Speaker 4: pie purist.
Speaker 8: I was at the Hawks Pies game on Sunday. We
Speaker 8: went to get our pies at halftime, and one of
Speaker 8: my mate's mates had.
Speaker 3: A pie like that you distanced yourself from.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, he's not a friend.
Speaker 5: I'd be aware when you lost those two streams in
Speaker 5: the two worlds.
Speaker 4: It's rare that you get on.
Speaker 16: Well.
Speaker 4: You each view each other suspiciously, don't you say?
Speaker 5: With work mates and your mates as well, there's there's
Speaker 5: an uneasy tension, but the two groups coming together.
Speaker 3: I don't like bucks parties now they bring their work
Speaker 3: rival tribes.
Speaker 4: We went to school together anyway. Sorry, yes, oh.
Speaker 8: Yes, the pies and he ate the pie with no sauce,
Speaker 8: no tomato sauce, no barbecue sauce, just went in dry
Speaker 8: and I was like, what that's like sick o behaved disgusting.
Speaker 5: That is Yeah, that's why you couldn't ever be close
Speaker 5: friends such a pie savage, not a pie purist.
Speaker 4: You need it's too dry.
Speaker 3: Otherwise, the sauce is probably the best part.
Speaker 4: It's a start and.
Speaker 5: Then you get the pie with it, but you need
Speaker 5: whether it's barbecued tomato, you have to have the sauce.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because the meat is just gluggy miscellaneous stuff.
Speaker 5: And I don't know what I'm hearing it. It's the finest,
Speaker 5: the finest meat in the world. You can't select it
Speaker 5: and put in those pies.
Speaker 4: And there's so much ugly, fugly meat.
Speaker 5: They go, you can't come in. If you're a pig's tail,
Speaker 5: you can't come in this, I'm sorry, or an ie
Speaker 5: or an eyebrow. It's the finest meat it's got meet
Speaker 5: in those pies.
Speaker 8: And that's why he called himself a pie purist. He goes,
Speaker 8: I really love the flavor of the pie. I just
Speaker 8: want to eat. He joined them for one buck.
Speaker 5: The MG because these are not called pie purist pies,
Speaker 5: the triple pete. All right, I want you to know
Speaker 5: this morning, though, Is this just a one off guy
Speaker 5: who does that? Are there other people out there who
Speaker 5: have like a party pile or four and twenty but
Speaker 5: with no source.
Speaker 3: This as bad for me as sausage sizzle with no sauce.
Speaker 3: If you go sausage and bread no sauce.
Speaker 4: There's no taste, no patsy ah, gotta have sauce.
Speaker 3: You're a heathen.
Speaker 4: If you don't heathen, you're quite right, it's on a street.
Speaker 6: It's illegal.
Speaker 3: Are you a heathen?
Speaker 4: Are pie heathen? Called it?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 4: Then if you're having a pie with no source?
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Producer Rio has told us about someone out of the
Speaker 5: game at the mcg on son of the Pies Game,
Speaker 5: who had no sauce with his pie, referred to himself
Speaker 5: as a pie purist.
Speaker 4: You, sir, a pie terror.
Speaker 3: I don't like it. I don't even do a bite
Speaker 3: without sauce. I make sure there's a sauce on every bar.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, if I have salad, I'm gonna have ketchup all
Speaker 5: over that.
Speaker 4: There must be sauce leaving. My blood group is sauce.
Speaker 5: I'm a saucy man Christian. Not only do I not
Speaker 5: have saucer pies. I eat party pies via taking the
Speaker 5: lid off first those people eating the meat, then the
Speaker 5: bottom casing, then the lid. Been doing that since I
Speaker 5: was a kid. That's from Stephanie, all right, So we're
Speaker 5: trying to find out this one, this pie purist, who
Speaker 5: has a pie with no sauce, is that?
Speaker 4: And we prayed this, I pray that's the word. We're
Speaker 4: living in guys, well, that's just the one off again.
Speaker 4: It's just a roke, just a rogue.
Speaker 5: He's is out there in the wind okay that there's
Speaker 5: not more of you out there nine four one four
Speaker 5: one four three. Who is eating pies without the sauce miller? Hello, hello, question.
Speaker 17: I am disgusted to hear that someone for you have
Speaker 17: no join the convict of Australia and putting sauce on pie?
Speaker 5: Did saw some place in the UK my friends?
Speaker 16: Well, I must say that must be.
Speaker 17: The Irish and you're coming out. You don't put sauce
Speaker 17: on pie. There's no need for it.
Speaker 4: I have sauce with a pie.
Speaker 5: I know in Scotland you fear the pie because it
Speaker 5: might have vegetables inside it hidden for you.
Speaker 17: That is true, questioned before me. Just a shale pie
Speaker 17: with the meat and it's just paper. That's all you need.
Speaker 17: The manufacturers off the pie have done their best work
Speaker 17: and the pie there's no need for any extravagant sauce.
Speaker 4: Extravagant spoken like a true scott.
Speaker 3: We can't trust the UK. Warm beer.
Speaker 5: I had a warm warm because it took so long.
Speaker 3: It was a warm beer and no sauce pie, no fun.
Speaker 4: Miller, thank you very much. You call me.
Speaker 5: Jail spoken like a true Scotsman. They're the word he
Speaker 5: spat out, extravagant sauce. That means they've got a money
Speaker 5: buying the sauce. That's what it's about.
Speaker 4: Zach.
Speaker 13: Good morning, Zach, good morning, Hey Christian, Holli gang.
Speaker 4: We're good. It's the big pie debate right now, Zach.
Speaker 4: Where do you stand on it?
Speaker 13: So this one goes out with my sister Jordan, who
Speaker 13: claims she's a pie purist. She likes to buy a
Speaker 13: me pie, peel the lid off crab, they take away
Speaker 13: spoon or fork and eat the entire meat contents and
Speaker 13: then eat plain pastry with no sauce.
Speaker 4: I don't understand the order in that.
Speaker 13: I don't understand either, because surely, if you're going to
Speaker 13: do in that order, you would eat the pastry first,
Speaker 13: so that the desert mouth. That's the whole point. You know,
Speaker 13: you can't just it's just wrong. I can hardly call
Speaker 13: it my sister after she did what once.
Speaker 4: It's just wow, every day we move further away from God.
Speaker 11: Zach.
Speaker 5: Right, Zach, we can agree on that, Zach. Zach, thank
Speaker 5: you very much for your emotional call this morning.
Speaker 13: All right, thank you very much by.
Speaker 4: Lisa.
Speaker 7: Good morning. How are you going?
Speaker 18: I'm a pie purist and a food purist.
Speaker 5: Don't okay, sorry've been trouble before about that.
Speaker 4: Sorry your pipe peeris you were saying, Lisa.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I don't have sauce on anything?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: What do you mean anything? Is that like a blanket
Speaker 5: kind of fatoil band. You've got so a burger nothing
Speaker 5: on a burger.
Speaker 15: On nothing, No sauce on soy, sauce on Jim Tims, nothing.
Speaker 3: Sauce no, no, no, no no, but you're missing out
Speaker 3: on so much extra flavor enhancement.
Speaker 15: Oh no, it's just just don't do it.
Speaker 3: No, sauces are pretty much what we're going for. Everything
Speaker 3: else is just a vessel to hold the sauce on top.
Speaker 4: Of, or to dip it into or lick off.
Speaker 12: Nah, it shouldn't be on it. It should be just
Speaker 12: all natural.
Speaker 4: Now, Lisa, have you tried sauces? Yeah? One?
Speaker 18: But yeah, oh I got flat earther on.
Speaker 4: The line, going back in, Lord Lisa, bye bye. You
Speaker 4: are a pie peerist.
Speaker 5: You're a pie flat earther with disregard disregard anything Lisa.
Speaker 4: Said, who I've never tried that again? Was horrendous. Guy Kevin,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Kevin.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Christian. Then the guys, how are you.
Speaker 5: Again, Keith RICHI, what are you racking on this? Where
Speaker 5: are you on the big pie debate of twenty two?
Speaker 11: Well, I'm going to take it to another level and
Speaker 11: iilate them told as well.
Speaker 16: Oh no, oh yeah, I travel a lot with my
Speaker 16: work and if.
Speaker 2: One cares about the backstory Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Here's the pitch. We've even googled. This pie does not exist,
Speaker 5: and I don't know why. Jack, you picking up here,
Speaker 5: you start to speculate about why doesn't this pie exist?
Speaker 3: All the pie chat has made us hungry in the studio,
Speaker 3: and we're saying it's such a shame that you can't
Speaker 3: really have a pie for breakfast. It's more of a
Speaker 3: lunchtime or snack type food. A breakfast pie is a
Speaker 3: great idea, though, imagine like a scrambled eggs, chopped up
Speaker 3: bacon onion.
Speaker 4: Would you put slag in their chopped up as well?
Speaker 4: Slic a different option, like, yeah, I thought we're going
Speaker 4: fifty to fifty.
Speaker 3: We're not doing a full English breakfast.
Speaker 4: Already broke up. We don't even have one pison together.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have a sausage Baker Christians Pie, Jack's breakfast pie,
Speaker 3: rigal pies.
Speaker 4: Who will win?
Speaker 3: But do they exist? Is there any bakries doing the
Speaker 3: breakfast pie? Or have we stumbled on something brand new?
Speaker 5: I think it's a great idea because for the busy
Speaker 5: executive and busy business person it has not tied to
Speaker 5: sit down, have a big old breakfast. Put it all
Speaker 5: in a pie with a delicious pastry casing.
Speaker 3: Even radio announcers, we can't be clanking away with a
Speaker 3: knife and fork clank, clank, clank. We need something easy
Speaker 3: to eat on the go, like a breakfast pie.
Speaker 4: When is the pie a meal? When it's a breakfast pie.
Speaker 5: All we need to do then is get a really
Speaker 5: good chef who can make this for us, and then
Speaker 5: we can test it to see if this is something
Speaker 5: to take to market.
Speaker 4: I believe as they say.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, bring it to the world,
Speaker 3: but yeah, take it to my Wow week.
Speaker 4: We're going global. This guy's a dreamer. This would you
Speaker 4: have a breakfast pie? Patty?
Speaker 5: Hello? Yeah, sorry, you were going to staring out at
Speaker 5: the windows.
Speaker 3: Just a rhetorical question to the world.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying into the darkness and I thought you
Speaker 4: were going to open pat We're all alone.
Speaker 6: Absolutely I would if it had baking in it.
Speaker 3: I don't know about the lag.
Speaker 4: The lag I told you before four years ago. Shot
Speaker 4: shot on the gaps, Patsy.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: It's a very I just looked out the window. It
Speaker 5: is a really dark looking day today. Isn't it perfect
Speaker 5: weather to be talking about pie Chack And I just
Speaker 5: been wondering, out of all the great pies are available,
Speaker 5: why actually isn't there a breakfast pie.
Speaker 3: I'm hungry for one right now.
Speaker 5: I would I could easily Yeah, breakfast pie. Alan from
Speaker 5: camera here, proud to be a pie Heathen. No sauce
Speaker 5: for you Christian Christian. There was a shop in Penshurst,
Speaker 5: which is I think Grampians that made the most amazing
Speaker 5: pies chicken Kiev buttered chicken, beef and pepper bacon, bush
Speaker 5: Ranger which is beef ac and onion. That sounds great.
Speaker 5: So many more combos. They keep asking every time if
Speaker 5: we want sauce. Sacrileges to spot all these flavors with
Speaker 5: sauce in this case, I'm definitely a pie purist.
Speaker 4: Mandy.
Speaker 5: That place sounds amazing. Do recommend any places that you
Speaker 5: say serve at maids and pies.
Speaker 4: I'm not seeing a lot of places do.
Speaker 3: In these breakfast pies, we need bacon and egg in there.
Speaker 4: Yes, what about an omelet pie? Christian? Why don't you
Speaker 4: make one of those? That's what you make.
Speaker 5: You make the omelet and then wrap it in pastry
Speaker 5: and put it in the oven. I don't think that's
Speaker 5: the right way to do it. That sounds that I
Speaker 5: love an omelet, but I don't think that's the right one.
Speaker 4: Leslie.
Speaker 7: Ah, Christian, Hi, guys.
Speaker 6: Him, Leslie.
Speaker 4: Hello, let's see breakfast pie.
Speaker 7: Breakfast pie on the corner of Turna Road and Shaws
Speaker 7: Road in where it be there's a bakery and they
Speaker 7: have a break breakfast pie. Egg is bacon and I'm
Speaker 7: pretty sure trees on top?
Speaker 16: And is it good's delicious?
Speaker 4: Okay, Wow, we have to get pat to the true
Speaker 4: bring one in for ordering. Yeah, ok, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: She heard that, bit uh, I said a tune in.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you put the podcast down catching up with carry
Speaker 5: still to mention that hospital a brand new Jeff, Good morning,
Speaker 5: good morning, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: What do you reckon breakfast pie?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 18: I turn around, you say four at once for the
Speaker 18: four and twenty bacon and egg pie, And yes, I
Speaker 18: did have to talk four and twenty.
Speaker 3: Did a bake in the egg pie? Did they?
Speaker 19: Yes?
Speaker 17: I did.
Speaker 18: They were absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 4: Why do they do that anymore? That sounds lovely?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I haven't seen it for a few months, but yeah, but.
Speaker 11: I just love tomato.
Speaker 3: You probably ate them all, Jeff, Well, I love good pie.
Speaker 4: All right, Jeff, thank you very much. Give us a call. Okay,
Speaker 4: just checking. Was he just calling to seeing what's that
Speaker 4: for right now?
Speaker 5: I just was just clear about what we actually lovely
Speaker 5: to catch up with, Jeff, But name me good morning.
Speaker 20: Good morning. There's a company in Ballarat called Oggie's Pasties
Speaker 20: and they make a breakfast a big breakfast party, and
Speaker 20: it's bacon and trizo mushrooms, eggs, baked beans and tomato.
Speaker 5: They are two very very different things.
Speaker 4: That's like you let me finish difference between a tent
Speaker 4: and a house.
Speaker 20: No, no, no, no, it's a pastry society.
Speaker 4: No, it's not. It's not all the same.
Speaker 5: It lacks the formal structuralism of a classic, strong.
Speaker 3: Funny halfmoon shape. They're going forward the past like that.
Speaker 20: It's just like a partle of goodness all wrapped up together.
Speaker 4: That's that something medieval, you know. There's eating out your hands.
Speaker 4: We moved on, society has moved on. We flanned all.
Speaker 5: We had a nice strong structure of roofletie, thank you very.
Speaker 4: Much and coolm I have a good day.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We are moving on from pies. Almost don't feel short changed.
Speaker 5: I watch a solid hour of pie chat, eat that
Speaker 5: other shows.
Speaker 4: I say, a solid hour of pie chat. Who could
Speaker 4: want more?
Speaker 5: In the morning, I get a feeling though you have
Speaker 5: got more to say about it. Email me Christian at
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell dot com. Are you because then we can
Speaker 5: come into part two tomorrow. Go to a deep, deep
Speaker 5: pie dive.
Speaker 4: Right now, though, we.
Speaker 5: Want to talk about freebies. Kitlin not producers coming today,
Speaker 5: very excited about she might actually get a free chicken
Speaker 5: from Cole's. And she told me it was due to
Speaker 5: the chicken policy, which I am not familiar with.
Speaker 4: The chicken who has a chicken policy.
Speaker 3: She's so giddy about the free chickens.
Speaker 5: If we give it into studio when I just shouted out, hey,
Speaker 5: why do you get a free chicken? And she actually
Speaker 5: jogged into here said this can't wait a single second
Speaker 5: to give my witness testimony.
Speaker 4: Hear me, So you need to hear this.
Speaker 5: I don't want to hear it until you get you
Speaker 5: hear it as well, Kaitlyn, how did you get a
Speaker 5: free chicken?
Speaker 21: So I was standing in front of the chickens and
Speaker 21: there were no chickens in there. And I looked down
Speaker 21: and it said our policy and I read it and
Speaker 21: it said if we do not have any chickens in
Speaker 21: the chicken warmer, we will give you a free one
Speaker 21: next time. So I said to the lady, hey, there's
Speaker 21: no chickens in here. Are there any more chickens?
Speaker 4: So she said a little bit aggressive.
Speaker 5: Isn't it like it's her fault? There's no chickens in it?
Speaker 5: Was this at the end of the day, No.
Speaker 21: This was at mid day. This was lunch chickal problem.
Speaker 20: Yeah.
Speaker 21: So I said to her, is there any chickens coming?
Speaker 21: And she said, let me check. Asked the lady came
Speaker 21: back said twenty minutes. I'm so sorry, I said, that's
Speaker 21: all right.
Speaker 4: What's that twenty minutes covering? What are they doing? They
Speaker 4: cook them out the back or waiting for fresh delivery?
Speaker 21: You know they're cooking them. They caught them there, so
Speaker 21: it's on them.
Speaker 3: So I don't think she's.
Speaker 5: It's got the ombudsman in front of them. It's on
Speaker 5: you rectify this. I wonder what we're going to do
Speaker 5: about how.
Speaker 3: To look at the fine print?
Speaker 4: Come round here, come round here, you read this? So
Speaker 4: what did you do for twenty minutes?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 21: So I had to do my shopping anyway because it
Speaker 21: was right at the start. So I said, that's fine,
Speaker 21: I'll come back. But your policy.
Speaker 5: Says you're going to wipe their house with that chicken
Speaker 5: and go here. It is a bit about the extra
Speaker 5: tang on top.
Speaker 4: You circle back.
Speaker 5: In twenty minutes. Did you go back at exactly twenty minutes?
Speaker 5: Would you try and make it like it's no big
Speaker 5: in twenty four minutes?
Speaker 18: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did that. Then I awkwardly had to wait.
Speaker 21: There and say the lady, there's heats a genzy, but
Speaker 21: I came before and there weren't any and your policy
Speaker 21: and so she goes, who'd you speak to and I said, oh,
Speaker 21: the lady over there, and she goes, I Can'll be back.
Speaker 21: Came back with a voucher and so I had to
Speaker 21: walk up with a voucher to the front and scan it.
Speaker 3: And I'm got a free chick.
Speaker 5: I'm going to try that this weekend and go. I
Speaker 5: came here the other day, no chickens.
Speaker 4: I spoke to Marie. It's always called Marie that works
Speaker 4: those places. Spoke to Marie. I think she only does
Speaker 4: two days a week. What a great scam? All right?
Speaker 5: Particia Katelin got a free chicken because the Chicken policy
Speaker 5: it says here anytime you have to say out there
Speaker 5: to another, well, it says here in fine print, what
Speaker 5: did you manage to get for free?
Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Last week on the show, young Jack posts. He very
Speaker 5: emotional what he said. It's one of his dreams a
Speaker 5: bucket lis really to take on a pig in a race.
Speaker 5: And I said, hey, grinder more Jackie boy, thank.
Speaker 4: You, mister Chrisig.
Speaker 5: If you can make this, and that is what I'm
Speaker 5: trying to do, like a young boy, an innocent young
Speaker 5: man make his dream come true of racing a piggy
Speaker 5: this Friday.
Speaker 4: I've got the pigs. You know, Jack's Jack was out
Speaker 4: there yesterday. There's a beastly day.
Speaker 5: Yesterday Jack was out there training to race this pig Friday.
Speaker 3: I actually can't believe this. I've blaced up the shoes
Speaker 3: heading out the front door and it's raining. Is anybody
Speaker 3: in this country more committed to the radio show than me?
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 4: So let's go.
Speaker 3: I'm running in the rain, and I feel like, did
Speaker 3: Rockie ever run in the rain? Christian play the Rocky
Speaker 3: theme music? Yeah, that sounds good, assuming you did play it.
Speaker 3: Running way too close to lunch, it's coming up.
Speaker 22: I'm good, he's good, he's good.
Speaker 5: That windy weather out there. That is a dedicated athlete.
Speaker 5: Get rich of race and peae bye bye mate. See
Speaker 5: lovely to have that at the end there. So Jack
Speaker 5: is training out there in all weather conditions. At the moment,
Speaker 5: the pigs are also training as well.
Speaker 19: Xavier the pig Man, get I Christian and save you
Speaker 19: here just sort I let you know. We've had a
Speaker 19: pretty big weekday at the pig far I'm ready for
Speaker 19: our pig race on Friday. I've also done a little
Speaker 19: bit of Instagram research on Jack, and I can see
Speaker 19: by the looks of him that he skipped leg day
Speaker 19: on a few occasions, so that's not going to do
Speaker 19: him any favors. The pigs are airing to go. I'll
Speaker 19: pick down a selection so you know they're super fast,
Speaker 19: ready to rock and roll, and I think we'll blow
Speaker 19: Jack's doors or looking.
Speaker 4: Forward thy mate.
Speaker 11: Here, we're still in.
Speaker 19: Need of a paddic to run these pizzer and run
Speaker 19: the race through. So if anyone's around the Melbourne area
Speaker 19: that's got a paddock that we can use and set
Speaker 19: up a race track, yell out and let's get this
Speaker 19: race happening. Cheers mate, I'll see you for an eight.
Speaker 4: I knew that would hurt. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I do have skinny legs, but they're like I tightly
Speaker 3: wound spring because els, yes, because elles have very thin legs.
Speaker 3: Look at them.
Speaker 4: Go middle distance runners don't have big chunky thighs.
Speaker 3: She would slow them down and around players horses. Look
Speaker 3: at the lower half.
Speaker 5: Horse, God, what a beautiful, shapely calf on a pony. Now,
Speaker 5: big money, big money is coming in good Ay Christian.
Speaker 23: My name Sean, I'm from sports bet our CEO. He's
Speaker 23: heard about the Jacks versus Pig race, and he called
Speaker 23: me up yesterday to see if I had any info
Speaker 23: on it. Now, I think he was looking to try
Speaker 23: and back the pig, and you know her can blame him, mate.
Speaker 23: I was just wondering what sort of conditions the race
Speaker 23: will be run under. You know, how long will there
Speaker 23: be any jumps involved? Is it on grass? Just the
Speaker 23: usual sort of stuff, mate. Now I know our pig
Speaker 23: racing traders. They're very impressed with the pedigree of Zavy's pig.
Speaker 23: I'm pretty sure the pig's going to be favorite against Jack.
Speaker 23: But any other information you've got would be would be
Speaker 23: really greaty, so I can go back Jeez and go
Speaker 23: the pig.
Speaker 4: Well, Nook, this is all great.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 4: However, we got the pigs, we got Jack. We don't
Speaker 4: have a venue.
Speaker 5: It needs to happen this Friday, but we asked for
Speaker 5: a venue yesterday somewhere with a paddy. That's all Weinny,
Speaker 5: because it isn't going to race more than one hundred meters.
Speaker 3: That's right. And now the race is at one hundred meters,
Speaker 3: so you just need one hundred meters stretch of paddock
Speaker 3: somewhere that doesn't take too long to get to kind
Speaker 3: of a two hour drive out into the bush.
Speaker 4: No, all right, so listen, we got fifty minutes.
Speaker 5: If we don't get a venue by nine o'clock this morning,
Speaker 5: it is over. And just understand what is over? A
Speaker 5: young man's dream to race a pig. Do you want
Speaker 5: to get in the way of a young man's dream?
Speaker 4: Are you a dream killer? Please ask with your.
Speaker 5: Friends right now, text them do they have a paddoc
Speaker 5: that we can borrow for no more than half an
Speaker 5: hour to race a feudal of piggy wiggies come Friday
Speaker 5: at eight. I reckon the world needs to see this
Speaker 5: race jack versus a pig.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not just me I'm doing it. I'm
Speaker 3: representing the humans. Is a pig faster than a man?
Speaker 3: Or is a man faster than a pig? Who's conducting
Speaker 3: the experiment where I am racing for all of human kind?
Speaker 4: On behalf of humans?
Speaker 3: Thank you for doing this for us and the moment
Speaker 3: as you can hear where the underdogs, so get humans?
Speaker 4: Come on back to humans? All right? Do you have
Speaker 4: a paddock?
Speaker 5: Do you know someone that does have a paddot that
Speaker 5: we can use Friday for the pig versus Jack race.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 16: Yeah bye, by Dream.
Speaker 4: I havn't got times he can say what that song
Speaker 4: was or what the station's called.
Speaker 5: There's no time for formalatees forty four minutes to say
Speaker 5: the pig race. Jack Post wants to race a pig.
Speaker 5: We have the pigs. The pigs are training. Jack Post
Speaker 5: is training in knee soap. And Friday, we don't find
Speaker 5: a venue by nine o'clock, we're going to have to
Speaker 5: move on. You've killed a young boy's dream. Please don't
Speaker 5: be a dream killer.
Speaker 4: Destiny is calling us. It's calling us, all right.
Speaker 5: So we just need a paddock that Jackie Boy can
Speaker 5: program into the tesla that will take him to the
Speaker 5: venue for the pig race come Friday at eight. And obviously,
Speaker 5: because he's got a tesla, you know he's gonna be carefable.
Speaker 5: We can't have it conking out on the way to
Speaker 5: the pig race, which is why we've got to keep
Speaker 5: it within a radius.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if we're going to do it live on
Speaker 3: the show, it can't be gone or show.
Speaker 5: Let's not start worrying about the sort of stuff. We
Speaker 5: talk about boring.
Speaker 4: Keep that curtain pulled tight. Never let appear in here
Speaker 4: to see the odds. All right, this guy? Uh, Misty, Hello, Misty,
Speaker 4: have you got a pad it to say? The pig race?
Speaker 20: I do?
Speaker 4: Where are you?
Speaker 13: We're out in the digger's rest.
Speaker 12: It's like just on the edge of Sumbury.
Speaker 4: So how far do you reckon from Richmond? Jackie? What
Speaker 4: you've got Google Maps up? What's the destination?
Speaker 3: Maybe an hour? What do you reckon? Missy?
Speaker 9: I do the Uber eight straoridery so I can get
Speaker 9: around the city a bit, probably forty five minutes maximum.
Speaker 5: Maybe getting left with an uber driving the back of
Speaker 5: one of those little mopeds. I mean, they don't worry
Speaker 5: about red lights or anything like that.
Speaker 4: They get him out of there.
Speaker 15: Unfortunately, unfortunately today and so noticqu Misty.
Speaker 3: How's the terrain? A good, nice flat grass?
Speaker 11: I checked my horses, so got it all right?
Speaker 4: Mister.
Speaker 5: We'll let you go breaking up a bit there, but
Speaker 5: thanks for trying to save the pig race. Carl, Good morning,
Speaker 5: day morning, Okay, Carl, where's the paddock mate that we
Speaker 5: could be using? Friday carack keys bro Probably about forty
Speaker 5: five minutes fifteen minutes from here.
Speaker 4: That's an option. Is this your paddical one you've just seen.
Speaker 9: That's married Norse.
Speaker 3: You don't know yet, right, Tellor of quarter Weight Friday,
Speaker 3: A busy Friday morning.
Speaker 5: You're starting a car. Get those pigs out quick it
Speaker 5: kicks off. I'm not sure we're getting closer. This happening
Speaker 5: on further a wager quickly we got here on the line, Rich, Good.
Speaker 16: Morning, Rich, Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good Rich? So could you save the pig race?
Speaker 16: Might be able to I've got a few paddicks. I
Speaker 16: got nine or ten. I think you've.
Speaker 4: Got nine to ten pound one?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Who are you? Mister panic?
Speaker 16: I am mister Peddick. We're in I'm in Eversad that
Speaker 16: we call him.
Speaker 4: My children sap were just ten minutes away.
Speaker 16: Ten minutes. You're in Richmond, aren't you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Do you reckon that? Tesla is going to get concourt extension?
Speaker 13: Right?
Speaker 3: So easy? So will they be racing at the children's farm?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 16: I think we can spare one of the out of
Speaker 16: paddicks for you.
Speaker 3: This is perfect.
Speaker 5: So you've got some of those children's farms they've got
Speaker 5: like the indoor barns where you can feed a go.
Speaker 16: Yeah, we do. You can't feed to go you can
Speaker 16: walk into one of the pins and pad.
Speaker 11: The little goats.
Speaker 16: Yeah, but we're not taking you, guys anywhere near that.
Speaker 16: We're going to put you out of you. I think
Speaker 16: we've got a very nice scenic paddictes down along the Benk.
Speaker 4: Beautiful morning train and wind coming in.
Speaker 16: We might be able to sense you off from the
Speaker 16: general population, I think kids and set up a little
Speaker 16: racetrack for you.
Speaker 4: Great, So can we really do the pig race at
Speaker 4: yours Friday?
Speaker 16: Look, I'll it's fine by me. I'll have a little
Speaker 16: chat to the animals team and check it's all okay
Speaker 16: with them. But yeah, I reckon, we can do it.
Speaker 16: We can do it.
Speaker 4: You're a good man. So is Colinwood Children's Farm.
Speaker 16: Colin Wood Children's Simon episode. Yeah we can do it.
Speaker 4: Awesome, good man.
Speaker 16: When it's Friday, I am Friday.
Speaker 4: Eight am. Yes, I'm going to deal with muggles. It's
Speaker 4: Friday atm is it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Thanks, rach I love.
Speaker 5: My favorite children's farm in Victoria is Collinwood Children's Farms,
Speaker 5: and mister be there.
Speaker 4: So eight am Friday.
Speaker 16: Will be there. I'll see you guys there.
Speaker 4: Rich you're good man. Thank you very much for saving
Speaker 4: the pig race.
Speaker 16: Thank you.
Speaker 4: So it is on Colin Brighter.
Speaker 1: Now you're listening to the question you know, Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Wow, your grandchildren will say to you were you there?
Speaker 5: Were you listening to the radio when they confirmed a
Speaker 5: venue for man versus Pig?
Speaker 4: What was that like? Grandpa?
Speaker 5: Colinwood Children's Farm a perfect venue for this? I didn't
Speaker 5: realize quite a few emails what an institution Collingwood Children's
Speaker 5: Farm is like. It's quite a Perry works on the
Speaker 5: show Got married there?
Speaker 3: Yes, I remember great childhood excursions to the children farm.
Speaker 4: Do you ever feed a goat?
Speaker 3: You can't feed the animals there? Why you can just look?
Speaker 5: Ah, the old children's farm we used to set the
Speaker 5: kids do back in the UK. You gave them next
Speaker 5: to cut the quid. They don't you feed the goats? Oh,
Speaker 5: it's at the joint feeding a goat.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you come down on Friday, I'm sure they'll
Speaker 3: let you.
Speaker 4: Lucky. What a lovely tree? And are you now?
Speaker 19: So?
Speaker 4: Are you going to take the seriously? I know you
Speaker 4: are out training yesterday. It is on.
Speaker 3: Of course, we only need to go as far back
Speaker 3: as the chess game where I beat a ten year
Speaker 3: old at chess.
Speaker 4: I still see him saying, let's never bring that up.
Speaker 5: No, it's not a nice story that it has good
Speaker 5: feelings about you laughing at the face of it Toonian
Speaker 5: boys start to cry.
Speaker 3: I'm not holding back for any good will of the
Speaker 3: radio like a haha, the guy and the radio lost.
Speaker 3: I'll be giving it everything. And I know there's doubt
Speaker 3: everywhere that I can beat a pig, and that is
Speaker 3: just fueling me even more.
Speaker 4: Mate, I'm gonna be honest. He's very listen. He's pointing
Speaker 4: a big biro at the moment.
Speaker 5: That's all great athletes too. God Shall needs to do
Speaker 5: that when he was riled out down me. Guys, get
Speaker 5: my big pens.
Speaker 3: My closest friends are listening this morning, and they even
Speaker 3: doubt that I can beat a pig. They said, I
Speaker 3: hope so, but I don't think so. I remember that
Speaker 3: pig that went on the ground to tease Plugger. That
Speaker 3: pig was very fast. That's true, that pig really bolted.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the reason why he's racing a pig, by the way,
Speaker 5: I should just say like last week on the show
Speaker 5: we were talking about I don't even know how we
Speaker 5: got into it, but anyway, we found out that the
Speaker 5: pig can run a mile in under seven minutes, and
Speaker 5: I thought this is a pretty remarkable fact. And Jack
Speaker 5: just went straight away I would beat a pig in
Speaker 5: a race, which is why we find ourself in this
Speaker 5: position where there is going to be pig racing on
Speaker 5: Friday show at eight am.
Speaker 1: So get ready the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: So it's confirmed there will be Jack versus Pig eight
Speaker 5: am Friday. Race venue the MCG of the pig racing
Speaker 5: world is Colinwood Children's Farm. I should just say yesterday
Speaker 5: a producer Tom called me to give me a pig update.
Speaker 5: He's spoken to the pig trainer Xavier. I said, look,
Speaker 5: I just need to Christians needs to know what it's
Speaker 5: going to sound like come Friday.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 4: Pigs apparently went when they run mad noise right because
Speaker 4: they get excited.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's not a noise like I've heard it focus.
Speaker 5: It's not you, it's not oiking, it's Tom said, it's
Speaker 5: a high pitched squealing that some people can find very unsettling.
Speaker 5: So you need to be ready that they will squeal
Speaker 5: as they chase you.
Speaker 3: Should I be wearing em I don't want it to
Speaker 3: pull me off.
Speaker 5: Well, you just need to be ready. They really squeal.
Speaker 5: It's a hell of a noise.
Speaker 4: So is that pig's racing you. It's going to be
Speaker 4: squealing as.
Speaker 5: Well, so you'll need to have the eye of the
Speaker 5: tiger to focus. My plan B was also going to
Speaker 5: be was to find out whether or not if we
Speaker 5: couldn't find a venue. I was and see if we
Speaker 5: can have it here in the office.
Speaker 3: Nice, yes, right, we could just run around, but we've
Speaker 3: got we've.
Speaker 5: Got over one hundred meters from this part where we
Speaker 5: are into Kiss FM down there.
Speaker 4: What's better than letting a loose running down there?
Speaker 3: Then just leave it running around?
Speaker 5: Mentioned this to Sue the boss yesterday. We must like
Speaker 5: dread want to go, Hey, I'm I need to ask
Speaker 5: a big favor. If we can't find a pig thing, can.
Speaker 4: We race it? She went, And you're going to ask
Speaker 4: in the office.
Speaker 5: In the office, we've got the distance, and she said,
Speaker 5: don't they defecate when they run?
Speaker 4: How would you know that? As a radio boss? I said,
Speaker 4: we can put plastic matting down anywhere. We don't need
Speaker 4: to worry about this.
Speaker 3: Trying to warn me that they will eat me. I'm terrified.
Speaker 6: I don't know that's going to make run a bit
Speaker 6: quicker if you know, lose. So I'm worried about Jack's
Speaker 6: safety to be honest.
Speaker 4: But think of the ratings up to him. We commit
Speaker 4: to make this shut work. Say he loses a leg.
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Speaker 4: Not group?
Speaker 3: Is that the one you were going to play?
Speaker 5: Actually he actually, Patsy asked producer Real. I didn't know
Speaker 5: what it was going to just quickly group play instruments.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure they drums play drums.
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 5: John Parmesan Gold. Yeah, these are great, well done everybody,
Speaker 5: thank you very much. All right, so the pig race
Speaker 5: is on tomorrow already, though, Patsy, there have been some
Speaker 5: nerves and wobbles.
Speaker 4: Some salaries show nothing but iron confidence. So far.
Speaker 3: Rio is getting into my ear, Patsy about the takeoff,
Speaker 3: like what if your laces.
Speaker 4: Are told that?
Speaker 5: By the way, in a in a sports race, I
Speaker 5: don't think it's called the takeoff?
Speaker 4: Is that bit? The starting block?
Speaker 6: The war, out of the blocks, out of the Oh
Speaker 6: we need to get you one of those sprinter block
Speaker 6: themes that they do.
Speaker 4: I'm now worried, Patsy.
Speaker 5: We do us a favor today, right, I know you
Speaker 5: have any in a Bureau Meteorology bomb?
Speaker 4: Can you the report yeah, tomorrow morning.
Speaker 5: I want to hear what what the race predictions are
Speaker 5: Friday morning?
Speaker 4: HM, in the Collingwood area.
Speaker 3: On the way the wind's going, because I don't want
Speaker 3: to run into the weight, go duck under it and
Speaker 3: it'll be like a big sail running in towards it.
Speaker 6: Well, it could be a slow track because it'll be
Speaker 6: a wet, wet underfoot.
Speaker 5: Well, that's what I thinking you might need to Like
Speaker 5: in Formula one, the where they changed the ties, I
Speaker 5: wouldn't be running in training.
Speaker 4: So I think it studs to dig in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're right. What if the if the
Speaker 3: pick takes off early, do we is that disqualification because
Speaker 3: how does he know when to.
Speaker 5: I think we're going to need to get a starting
Speaker 5: pestol by the way, So so it's face.
Speaker 6: Rap right the heck out of the animal.
Speaker 4: Animals are tough as anything. He's squealing.
Speaker 6: Slap him on the bottom.
Speaker 4: Now, real, what are you concerned about? What did you
Speaker 4: say to Jack earlier?
Speaker 8: I'm very worried about the start. With Jack launching out
Speaker 8: of the blocks, he could very easily fall on his face.
Speaker 8: He could stumble, He could get the first few steps
Speaker 8: stumble into the mud.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do that. But you know, like
Speaker 3: a baby giraffe, you're very tall.
Speaker 4: I don't know if.
Speaker 3: Actually have in Africa saying giraffes run and it's majestic,
Speaker 3: not baby giraffes. Yes, the baby.
Speaker 4: Are you going to invite your son?
Speaker 3: I want Pi Anchor and Gordon to be there so
Speaker 3: that I can't make to see your CHaGS beat.
Speaker 4: An animal in a foot race is a pivot in
Speaker 4: a moment. He'll always remember that, he will.
Speaker 3: But then when he comes across hard times in his life,
Speaker 3: he'll go, but remember that time, my dad in the mud.
Speaker 3: What I can do this? You're formative memory of you
Speaker 3: is losing to appear.
Speaker 4: It's so so deep, so many questions.
Speaker 5: Only time will do owt Friday morning, a team tomorrow
Speaker 5: on the show. Then what we are going to need
Speaker 5: is a starter's pistol yep, all right. And the other
Speaker 5: thing is fencers. We've been given a quote. This pig
Speaker 5: will have to control his race. He's going to be
Speaker 5: inside a kind of narrow alleyway like one hundred meters,
Speaker 5: so when he two hundred meters are fencing. Tom the producer,
Speaker 5: was quoted yesterday by a local fencing company sixteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: Now I don't remember they hear radio show.
Speaker 5: They get an old special BS tariff oul radio show.
Speaker 4: We have a special tariff hey for them?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 4: So fences?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so for two hundred meters of temporary fencing, can
Speaker 5: anyone do us a cheaper quote?
Speaker 4: Tomorrow?
Speaker 5: Wink wink cash, wink wink. Mates rates on the radio. Okay,
Speaker 5: fencing starting pistol? What else do we need?
Speaker 3: Commentator?
Speaker 4: That's it, we need a commentator.
Speaker 5: I can't believe you want me to actually ask TOMA
Speaker 5: producers to call Bruce mcaveny.
Speaker 3: That's what I haven't seen the weather. That's why I
Speaker 3: think you go.
Speaker 5: To Hollywood Chiltern's farm in this weather, standing in a
Speaker 5: freezing field to commentate on a pig racing a man.
Speaker 3: At least call you can only all right, you're.
Speaker 4: Que okay, we will make the call today.
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