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<v Speaker 1>Question.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>This sweating all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>The big man will chase the pig making rum.

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<v Speaker 4>There is a smellet that is not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 5>Good Morning's ten minutes bout six choose stem morning. Welcome

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<v Speaker 5>into the Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Jackie Boy, Good

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<v Speaker 5>morning guys, Good morning, Pats morning. I couldn't ready tell

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<v Speaker 5>by the voice not having as much bounce as yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>Tough night with your baby Sonny yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, half the challenge now if he wakes up, it's

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<v Speaker 3>putting him back to sleep, but also getting back to

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<v Speaker 3>sleep yourself. And I just couldn't get myself back to

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<v Speaker 3>sleep last night.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't you have any like little inner ear buds you

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<v Speaker 5>know that you see ROADI say, I used to have

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<v Speaker 5>those bed No, yes, no, well otherwise this that's why

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<v Speaker 5>I could carry on to a show. You are, yes,

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<v Speaker 5>you do so use in an air march.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got to look after yourself during the night.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the problem with our bedroom is there's not

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<v Speaker 3>enough ventilation in there. We've got the dog.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you a seller? It feels like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, last night I was like, it's a selling here.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't breathe properly, and my nose is all stuffy.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you hear that?

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<v Speaker 3>In my nose?

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<v Speaker 4>That is stuffy.

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<v Speaker 6>That's how you're normally.

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<v Speaker 3>So we got that.

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<v Speaker 4>We never remember those golden rules.

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<v Speaker 5>He's always funny, he's not stuffy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm particularly blocked up today. I think the problem is

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<v Speaker 3>so we got the heater running in there because we've

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<v Speaker 3>got to keep the baby warm. Got the dog next to.

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<v Speaker 4>That dry heat all night dries. It's like a silica

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<v Speaker 4>It's like living with silica.

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<v Speaker 5>Jet around you. What do you putting those trainer box?

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<v Speaker 5>I think every room is meant to have. You know

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<v Speaker 5>those wall fence that you see in every house. We

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<v Speaker 5>used to have those before we did the renovation.

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<v Speaker 4>And now you need to just sell.

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<v Speaker 5>This is who did the renovation. So there's a lack

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<v Speaker 5>of ventilation.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not surprised.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't think to put those wall fence back in.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you master open the well?

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<v Speaker 3>See some plaster did the actual plaster? So shouldn't he

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<v Speaker 3>have said, hey, where you want your wolf?

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<v Speaker 4>So where's the ventilation? Killing from nowhere?

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<v Speaker 3>Nowhere.

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<v Speaker 5>So you don't have a bedroom door open. Obviously we

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<v Speaker 5>close it to keep the heat in the who's in

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<v Speaker 5>the bedroom? You've got baby, g.

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<v Speaker 3>Got Gordon, then Bianca, me, then the dog.

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<v Speaker 4>The dogs in there as well, and I think the.

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<v Speaker 3>Dogs, all the paws and the like the what was

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<v Speaker 3>it called goes up your nose? You know she's given

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<v Speaker 3>me like fever. What's that called?

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<v Speaker 6>Allergy?

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<v Speaker 5>Sign languages pointing out I don't know what he's giving.

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<v Speaker 4>You, I think, honestly, pets sweeties.

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<v Speaker 3>At three o'clock in the morning, I thought I have

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<v Speaker 3>to put a hole in the wall tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 6>No, you need to fling that door right back.

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<v Speaker 5>And god, you even had enough sense. I thought you're

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<v Speaker 5>actually going to three ever people go back.

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<v Speaker 4>It starts with a concerned wife, Hey.

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<v Speaker 3>It's okay, I'll turnel out of here.

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<v Speaker 4>Creeping sedge. Where are you going? For a hole in

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<v Speaker 4>the wall so we can breathe? And also what lovely

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<v Speaker 4>I see anyone in right now as well?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I just need to go to Buddings, get

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<v Speaker 3>one of those little vents and then put a hole

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<v Speaker 3>through each side of the wall.

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<v Speaker 7>Door.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, every house is right.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you just need to let some area out.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, have a look in your bedrooms. Tell me overnight. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>if you've got those little walls.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you have them, Christian, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't think otherwise it be all drafted old houses.

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<v Speaker 6>Happen them, I think now, Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm true. I thought that was a trick. Honestly thought

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<v Speaker 3>if I put ventilation in my house today that I

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<v Speaker 3>would sleep with.

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<v Speaker 4>Try two things tonight.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, the door, John, so you feel I'm telling you now,

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<v Speaker 5>if you just feel perceptualized a draft coming through, you

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<v Speaker 5>will feel there's more oxygen than now.

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<v Speaker 4>Go after the show, get those inner I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Not going to wear those. Wearing those anyone.

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't matter what's feeling like this. We're putting them in.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll soon get used to them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll try it for one, not only okay, but don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Do it for me.

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<v Speaker 8>For you.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Patsy, did you see the stuff that Princess Kate is

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<v Speaker 5>getting for her trying to control her son yesterday on

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<v Speaker 5>the Bokay, I felt sorry for it.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what, that's such a croc I just wish people,

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<v Speaker 6>all these keyboard keyboard warriors would just back off. Let

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<v Speaker 6>the woman be he's four.

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<v Speaker 3>What are they saying?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, mate, you've got to see the video.

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<v Speaker 3>He's doing what four year olds I saw.

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<v Speaker 4>He's any four year old, he says, can be bored.

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<v Speaker 5>There, aren't they been there for like four days waving

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<v Speaker 5>those tiny little flags. He's done with it, right, And

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<v Speaker 5>there's a lot of some of the adults in the background.

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<v Speaker 4>They're done with it as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thirty four and I was born.

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<v Speaker 5>But he's doing that thing that she used to do

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<v Speaker 5>with their mum, or when you're trying to tell them off,

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<v Speaker 5>but they just put their and it is really irritating.

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<v Speaker 5>And she's just a normal mum in that situation. She's

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<v Speaker 5>not like you married him on the raw phone. She's

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<v Speaker 5>just a mum and you actually just want to scream.

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<v Speaker 5>But obviously the while just watching her judging her, it's

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<v Speaker 5>like we've all been in that situation because when they.

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<v Speaker 4>Put that hand over your mouth, right, it tries. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not the rudest thing you could ever do. You don't

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<v Speaker 4>even speak to me. You're like, what that is not acceptable?

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<v Speaker 6>And you know what, it's hard enough as a normal parent,

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<v Speaker 6>but when you've got the eyes of the world.

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<v Speaker 3>On you, and you're on cameras.

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<v Speaker 6>She's just doing what and he's just doing what a

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<v Speaker 6>normal little Toddagine.

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<v Speaker 5>If that was like thirty forty years ago, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 5>one of those raw family parents would just wallop that

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<v Speaker 5>kid round the back of his head. Everyone had gone

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<v Speaker 5>that it's Parrington. Whereas now she has to try and

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<v Speaker 5>sort of where they go. I know, I'll use your

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<v Speaker 5>inside voice. Hey, I know you're very bored right now. No,

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<v Speaker 5>don't hit mummy. I've told you before. You have to

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<v Speaker 5>do all these soothy.

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<v Speaker 4>Amount of the mum's eye here now and restles going Sebastian.

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<v Speaker 5>I know it's fun to kick mummy in the leg,

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<v Speaker 5>but mummy gets her and this little terrace.

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<v Speaker 6>I felt so sorry. Four years today, I thought, don't

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<v Speaker 6>you judge her. Don't come out and say, oh, you

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<v Speaker 6>haven't got control of your child, or you should be

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<v Speaker 6>doing this, or you should be you know what, give

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<v Speaker 6>her a break. I think she does an exceptional job

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<v Speaker 6>and you think she.

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<v Speaker 4>Should have done.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember once we're in a restaurant and one of

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<v Speaker 5>my kids, so it was Lowis is having a meltdown.

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<v Speaker 5>She's probably like four or five, because she couldn't have

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<v Speaker 5>whatever she want on the menu, and Sarah tried to

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<v Speaker 5>reason with her, and in the end I just picked

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<v Speaker 5>her up because she's having a meltdown and everyone's around

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<v Speaker 5>and carried her out. That's what could go for a

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<v Speaker 5>walk and she could just dispense the energy. But it

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<v Speaker 5>actually looked like a bouncer because I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 4>To get out of the high chair and they they

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<v Speaker 4>ed le around train the next generation of USC World champions.

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<v Speaker 5>Trying to get her out and got over the shoulder

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<v Speaker 5>and she was like trying to slide down her back

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<v Speaker 5>and kicking them, punching me and people were laughing right

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<v Speaker 5>as I was trying to walk out. Stuff like that's

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<v Speaker 5>what should have acted like a bouncer, just walked him

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<v Speaker 5>out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much for the people who are kind

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<v Speaker 5>enough to call in trying to offer Jackson support.

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<v Speaker 4>Guy.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's at the moment till one point I hurt

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<v Speaker 5>Jack pick up a phone and just say to one

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<v Speaker 5>of you, ah, Hi, good morning, Christian O'Connor show, what

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<v Speaker 5>are your ventilation thoughts? The number one ventilation station in Victoria.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually that looks.

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<v Speaker 5>Someone suggesting a humid ifive. Quite a few people saying,

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<v Speaker 5>don't put the heating on overnight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got it. I think that's the key. Turn

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<v Speaker 3>the heater off. It's too dry and.

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<v Speaker 4>Too dry, horrible kind of drying the night because you

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<v Speaker 4>wake up in your it's horrible feeling that.

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<v Speaker 3>But I guess Bianke's argument is she's going to wake

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<v Speaker 3>up in the middle of the night and feed him,

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<v Speaker 3>so she doesn't want to.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone's a little bit selfish, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 5>Princess Jackie Boy has a radio talkie show to do

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<v Speaker 5>in but hours.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to dry mouth in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Life when the dry mouth, there's a life not worth living.

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<v Speaker 5>Dry the anchor dry man also feeding quietly, go and

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<v Speaker 5>do in the car or something. All right, So yesterday

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<v Speaker 5>on the show, we were asking you what did you

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<v Speaker 5>break as a kid. We're trying to go through the

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<v Speaker 5>letters of the alphabet with the things you broke as

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<v Speaker 5>a kid. We're not just talking about bones. So a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of a lot of damage don by us when

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<v Speaker 5>we were younger nine one, O, four three.

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<v Speaker 4>What do we get yesterday, Jack, Here's what we.

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<v Speaker 3>Got so far? In the eight is B for bed

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<v Speaker 3>Tony accidentally let his parents bed on fire. See for cars.

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<v Speaker 3>Mayer intentionally scratched her name into ten vehicles outside at

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<v Speaker 3>grandparents house.

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<v Speaker 4>This is incredible. I still can't believe.

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<v Speaker 3>That Nanimpa had to pay a thousand dollars per car

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<v Speaker 3>from memory plate, Patsy breaking her mum's chryinga plate, jumping

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<v Speaker 3>off the dresser statue for Andrew for Aaron, He's.

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<v Speaker 5>That the kid had them outdown to destroyed Buddha. There's

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<v Speaker 5>something very Buddha, I think, and Buddhist about destroying. But

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<v Speaker 5>I think there's even a books and if you say,

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<v Speaker 5>if you meet Buddha, kill him.

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<v Speaker 3>Tractor Brad doing donuts in near Paddock as a young man,

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<v Speaker 3>took out the.

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<v Speaker 4>Track overnight crime report, don't they?

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<v Speaker 3>And vas the vias at your priest's house that you

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<v Speaker 3>threw to your maintenance.

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<v Speaker 4>That sounds quite dodgy? Was Christian to get out something

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<v Speaker 4>from the priest? Anyway? What did you break as a kid?

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<v Speaker 4>Give us a call?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Asking you on nine four one four one O four

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<v Speaker 5>three what did you break as a kid?

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<v Speaker 4>Christiana works.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't ring him but for me tick off the

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<v Speaker 5>letter n for neighbors as in neighbors window. I was

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<v Speaker 5>stunned yesterday that we didn't have any windows. Windows are

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<v Speaker 5>a kid's dream to break, aren't they? So we're magnetically

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<v Speaker 5>attached to a destiny to break all. I don't think

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<v Speaker 5>you had a proper childhood list. She took out one window,

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<v Speaker 5>either in your own home or a mate's. This guy here, Scott.

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<v Speaker 5>When I was thirteen, I went goldfing for the first

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<v Speaker 5>time with some friends on the school holidays. When I

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<v Speaker 5>go home, I thought it was a pro said about

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<v Speaker 5>showing my sister how it's done.

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<v Speaker 4>So I got the driver out.

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<v Speaker 5>The driver teed off from the front or towards an

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<v Speaker 5>empty paddock up the road.

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<v Speaker 4>Only my wicket slice kicked in. Take some bore.

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<v Speaker 5>Straight through a neighbor's window across the front road.

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<v Speaker 4>What a trick shot, though, Scott, shout out for that

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<v Speaker 4>trick shot.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, so magic completely an love the image that someone

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<v Speaker 5>is doing their washing up them with this golf course,

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<v Speaker 5>isn't he here?

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<v Speaker 4>That's great? All right, let's go to lines.

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<v Speaker 5>What did you break as a kid? Nine one O

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<v Speaker 5>four three, Good morning, Greg.

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning, Christian morning. Game. Here are you going?

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<v Speaker 5>We're going great. Welcome on board, Greg. What did your

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<v Speaker 5>break as a kid.

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<v Speaker 9>Mate bringing w to the table with water tank? A

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<v Speaker 9>water Yeah, so you know how you see dads walking

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<v Speaker 9>around and tapping the metal tanks with their knuckles to

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<v Speaker 9>see where the water's up to. Makes a different sown

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<v Speaker 9>when you tap it.

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<v Speaker 10>Yep.

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<v Speaker 9>I tried that on a concrete tank and hurt my

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<v Speaker 9>knuckles when I was a little tacker, and I thought

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<v Speaker 9>I'll pick up a slow tamer and I hit the

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<v Speaker 9>concrete tank with a slow tamber to see where the

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<v Speaker 9>border was and broke the tank.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what this escalated very quickly.

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<v Speaker 3>You said it like it was natural progression, like we all.

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<v Speaker 4>Knuckle to switch amos.

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<v Speaker 5>If you stubbed a toe on a table, you go

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<v Speaker 5>and get that sledge jam or a chainsaw, and so

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<v Speaker 5>what you obviously you know sledgehammer meets water tank?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you destroy it?

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<v Speaker 9>Be cracking? It was about cracking. The tank was about

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<v Speaker 9>the same height as me. I was about seven at

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<v Speaker 9>the time, and then we lost quite a bit of

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<v Speaker 9>water and had the reface to think, what.

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<v Speaker 5>Is it about dad's tapping stuff? I used to do

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<v Speaker 5>that years ago with radiators, thinking I could somehow define

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<v Speaker 5>water levels and just because I saw my dad doing it,

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<v Speaker 5>banging water levels in them.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, that's a great one. Thank you very much, Greg.

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<v Speaker 11>Have a good day, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>W for water tank ticked off Beth. Good morning, Good morning, Beth.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that a young baby I can hear in the background.

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<v Speaker 9>It is so I have hate for house house.

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<v Speaker 12>Yes, you brought the house down, but I certainly did so.

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<v Speaker 12>When I was at two or three years old, Dad

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<v Speaker 12>was working on one of our cars in the driveway

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<v Speaker 12>and was supposed to be supervising me while I played

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<v Speaker 12>in the other one on the nature strip. I did

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<v Speaker 12>the handbrake and Dad did not know that I was

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<v Speaker 12>gone until the neighbor from that three or four houses

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<v Speaker 12>down came up with me in toe and told my

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<v Speaker 12>mum that I had just stoopen through their front fencing too,

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<v Speaker 12>their house.

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<v Speaker 4>Whytt three? I mean no charm playing playing in a car.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, that arm rate's coming off. It's just second again.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a magnet. It's up and down and off.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm not sure he actually learned his lesson either, because

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<v Speaker 12>I can remember all through my years playing in that car.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, your favorite toy wouldn't it the traveling ah, your

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<v Speaker 4>own one. It's like a flying carpet for a kid.

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<v Speaker 12>Thankfully, though my driving skills have increased since then.

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<v Speaker 4>That's great, Beth, thank you very much for giving us

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<v Speaker 4>a call. Thank you very much, Christian, Chris, good morning, Christoph.

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<v Speaker 13>Hey Christian, how you doing.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good Maye. And what did you break as a kid?

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<v Speaker 13>We'll go gee for glass? We went for a Mum

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<v Speaker 13>took us out, me and the brother one day for

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<v Speaker 13>a shop to Eastern Side shopping Center as well known

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<v Speaker 13>out in the east of Melbourne. And my brother tapped

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<v Speaker 13>a little I don't know if you remember, but they

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<v Speaker 13>used to have a little red glass, a little thing

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<v Speaker 13>on the wall if you had a fight had glass

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<v Speaker 13>on it.

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<v Speaker 5>That we were we were we could be in charge

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<v Speaker 5>of such a such a thing.

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<v Speaker 13>So they're a fantastic thing. And they're just at the

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<v Speaker 13>right height. I must have been about seven, like their's caller.

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<v Speaker 13>And my brother gave a little tap and I was

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<v Speaker 13>walking behind him, and I thought, well, it he tapped it,

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<v Speaker 13>I'll be fine. So I gave a little tap. But

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<v Speaker 13>it must have been a little bit harder, so I

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<v Speaker 13>broke the glass. The red button. Lenny all the sirens

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<v Speaker 13>went off. The fibrigade came to this shopping center in

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<v Speaker 13>the east, closed down the shopping center. Everyone was evacuated.

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<v Speaker 13>This is in the eighties, when you know, they probably

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<v Speaker 13>didn't have the you know, the anti five fiber fire

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<v Speaker 13>the stuff they have now. So they locked the shop

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<v Speaker 13>and center, evacuate, sirens going, police fire brigade. Mum shuffling

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<v Speaker 13>me out to go, goddamn get out of here before

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<v Speaker 13>we wow.

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<v Speaker 4>I to say, did you own up or apologize?

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<v Speaker 11>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 13>No, no, no, well mum saw me hand you for years.

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<v Speaker 4>They've got you now, my friend, they're on their way.

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<v Speaker 1>They have.

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<v Speaker 4>Chris, thank you very much. A coil. We'll send your price.

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<v Speaker 1>Ber No, you're listening to the Christian o'kyl's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>What did you break as a kid? Come on to

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<v Speaker 5>Tracy Christian. My brothers boke three windows playing cricket in

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<v Speaker 5>the front yard for three days straight.

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<v Speaker 4>They broke a window per day.

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<v Speaker 5>They told my mum that apparently to become a fire

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<v Speaker 5>ask bowler, you need to break windows.

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<v Speaker 4>Tracy, that's great, Thank you very much for that, Christian.

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<v Speaker 5>When I was about eight, for Christmas, Mom and dad

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<v Speaker 5>brought me a toy called a stop Boris.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, no, I don't never heard of one.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't let me trying to do that in the UK

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<v Speaker 5>right now with the leader Boris Johnson. It was a

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<v Speaker 5>big green spider with red eyes that came towards you.

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<v Speaker 5>Some people say Boris's there after he's been drinking. The

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<v Speaker 5>game was you had to shoot it with a gun

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<v Speaker 5>to stop it. This must be the eighties, because why

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<v Speaker 5>would you ever give a kid a toy like that?

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<v Speaker 5>Destruction is never far away. It didn't stop. It scared

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<v Speaker 5>the hell out me. Boris kept coming towards me. I

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<v Speaker 5>jumped and landed on stop Boris, but that didn't stop him.

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<v Speaker 5>In the end, I just stamped and stamped it and eat.

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<v Speaker 5>Poor old Boris died and never worked again.

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<v Speaker 4>Be for Boris. Thank you very much, Adrian.

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<v Speaker 5>Julia, good morning, Hi Hei are you? I'm good Julia,

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<v Speaker 5>and wellcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Judy.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you break as a kid?

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<v Speaker 14>My parents roof in the back garden conservatory. I asked

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<v Speaker 14>if I could go outside and let off a skyrocket.

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<v Speaker 14>So I went outside into the conservatory let the rocket off.

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<v Speaker 14>When it went straight through the roof, it did.

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<v Speaker 5>But what a spectacle, what a show, and obviously broke

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<v Speaker 5>it the window.

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<v Speaker 14>Oh, I broake the whole roof in the conservatory.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, Judy, thank you very much for giving us a call. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 5>And can I just say it's lovely to have some

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<v Speaker 5>of Neil Mitchell's callers.

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<v Speaker 4>Always welcome, always welcome. Peter, good morning.

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<v Speaker 11>Morning, Gyre we go.

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<v Speaker 4>And now what did you break as a kid?

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<v Speaker 11>Peep? Break a friend of mine?

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<v Speaker 4>You broke your friend? It's sold. What did you do?

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<v Speaker 11>Well?

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<v Speaker 10>You know, we used to back the doors, We used

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<v Speaker 10>to dig dink here some on the back of your bike.

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<v Speaker 10>I was just thinking him home from school and somebody

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<v Speaker 10>had made a nice big man of dirt on one

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<v Speaker 10>of the tracks, and I figured this is pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 10>So I took the jump with him, and there's much

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<v Speaker 10>a lot of screaming with him on the back. But

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<v Speaker 10>as we hit the deck, the bike broke in half

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<v Speaker 10>and I took off from the handlebars and the front

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<v Speaker 10>wheel and he's ended up. He's ended up with a

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<v Speaker 10>big pile on the back wheel and a slick the

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<v Speaker 10>sissy barrel wrapped around him, and he was just absolutely fuming.

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<v Speaker 10>But yeah, I don't know. We've got found It's sort

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<v Speaker 10>of funny in the end, but yeah, it was was

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<v Speaker 10>It was like.

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<v Speaker 4>Something out of a Hannah Barbara cartoon. The kid with

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<v Speaker 4>the wheel, he still goes on down the road for miles.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, well he's sort of finally forgave me.

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<v Speaker 4>But anyway, yeah, but what is it about that?

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<v Speaker 5>Some of the best highlights if your kid hasn't given him.

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<v Speaker 4>In on those bikes together.

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<v Speaker 5>And you're right, that mound of dirt, even if I

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<v Speaker 5>see kid playing with them, now, mound of dirt. Now

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<v Speaker 5>there's an oval opposite us. So there are these kids,

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<v Speaker 5>they turn up on a Sunday with shovels, right, They

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<v Speaker 5>really weren't organized, sticking.

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<v Speaker 4>Out the mounds there.

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<v Speaker 5>And I watched them and I'm like, those are that's

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<v Speaker 5>such I'm so tend to go and join them.

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<v Speaker 3>A football across the city.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and there, Hammers is, there's a retired neighbor. There's

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<v Speaker 5>always a retired neighbor who then goes in during the

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<v Speaker 5>week and fills them back up. I know something's not blessed.

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<v Speaker 5>No leaves the mounds, Peter, thank you very much, she called,

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<v Speaker 5>that's a great story.

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<v Speaker 11>Have a good week.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you you too, Louise Morning Team.

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<v Speaker 9>How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>We're good, Lulu.

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<v Speaker 15>So when I was about six or seven, I was

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<v Speaker 15>coming home and I took my gun boots off and

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<v Speaker 15>in a typical six or seven year old you have

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<v Speaker 15>kicked your boots off. It's gone flying across the room.

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<v Speaker 15>Second one is flying across the room and it's my

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<v Speaker 15>great grandmother's heir loom, bright orange bas no.

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<v Speaker 5>Heir loom gumboo will kicking your shoes off even still

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<v Speaker 5>as an adult.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you've got to.

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<v Speaker 5>Loosen the back of the hill now and you give

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<v Speaker 5>it old flip. But it's a flying leafed object, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 15>I'm not sure if Mum was upset or not because

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<v Speaker 15>it was bright orange. Maybe a little bit because it

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<v Speaker 15>was their great grandmothers. But bars didn't win.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Thank you very much. Give us a call.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 5>Podcast, Jack and I had a phrase before the start

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<v Speaker 5>of the show today from producer Ria about someone he

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<v Speaker 5>named a pie purist. What is it about people that

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<v Speaker 5>are phrased purists as well that are just intent there's

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<v Speaker 5>too much regulation around whatever they like?

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<v Speaker 4>Real? How did you find out about something called a

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<v Speaker 4>pie purist.

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<v Speaker 8>I was at the Hawks Pies game on Sunday. We

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<v Speaker 8>went to get our pies at halftime, and one of

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<v Speaker 8>my mate's mates had.

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<v Speaker 3>A pie like that you distanced yourself from.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, no, he's not a friend.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd be aware when you lost those two streams in

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<v Speaker 5>the two worlds.

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<v Speaker 4>It's rare that you get on.

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<v Speaker 16>Well.

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<v Speaker 4>You each view each other suspiciously, don't you say?

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<v Speaker 5>With work mates and your mates as well, there's there's

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<v Speaker 5>an uneasy tension, but the two groups coming together.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like bucks parties now they bring their work

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<v Speaker 3>rival tribes.

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<v Speaker 4>We went to school together anyway. Sorry, yes, oh.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, the pies and he ate the pie with no sauce,

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<v Speaker 8>no tomato sauce, no barbecue sauce, just went in dry

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<v Speaker 8>and I was like, what that's like sick o behaved disgusting.

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<v Speaker 5>That is Yeah, that's why you couldn't ever be close

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<v Speaker 5>friends such a pie savage, not a pie purist.

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<v Speaker 4>You need it's too dry.

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<v Speaker 3>Otherwise, the sauce is probably the best part.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a start and.

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<v Speaker 5>Then you get the pie with it, but you need

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<v Speaker 5>whether it's barbecued tomato, you have to have the sauce.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, because the meat is just gluggy miscellaneous stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>And I don't know what I'm hearing it. It's the finest,

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<v Speaker 5>the finest meat in the world. You can't select it

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<v Speaker 5>and put in those pies.

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<v Speaker 4>And there's so much ugly, fugly meat.

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<v Speaker 5>They go, you can't come in. If you're a pig's tail,

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<v Speaker 5>you can't come in this, I'm sorry, or an ie

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<v Speaker 5>or an eyebrow. It's the finest meat it's got meet

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<v Speaker 5>in those pies.

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<v Speaker 8>And that's why he called himself a pie purist. He goes,

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<v Speaker 8>I really love the flavor of the pie. I just

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<v Speaker 8>want to eat. He joined them for one buck.

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<v Speaker 5>The MG because these are not called pie purist pies,

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<v Speaker 5>the triple pete. All right, I want you to know

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<v Speaker 5>this morning, though, Is this just a one off guy

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<v Speaker 5>who does that? Are there other people out there who

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<v Speaker 5>have like a party pile or four and twenty but

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<v Speaker 5>with no source.

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<v Speaker 3>This as bad for me as sausage sizzle with no sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>If you go sausage and bread no sauce.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no taste, no patsy ah, gotta have sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a heathen.

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<v Speaker 4>If you don't heathen, you're quite right, it's on a street.

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<v Speaker 6>It's illegal.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you a heathen?

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<v Speaker 4>Are pie heathen? Called it?

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<v Speaker 11>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>Then if you're having a pie with no source?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Producer Rio has told us about someone out of the

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<v Speaker 5>game at the mcg on son of the Pies Game,

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<v Speaker 5>who had no sauce with his pie, referred to himself

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<v Speaker 5>as a pie purist.

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<v Speaker 4>You, sir, a pie terror.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like it. I don't even do a bite

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<v Speaker 3>without sauce. I make sure there's a sauce on every bar.

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely, if I have salad, I'm gonna have ketchup all

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<v Speaker 5>over that.

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<v Speaker 4>There must be sauce leaving. My blood group is sauce.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a saucy man Christian. Not only do I not

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<v Speaker 5>have saucer pies. I eat party pies via taking the

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<v Speaker 5>lid off first those people eating the meat, then the

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<v Speaker 5>bottom casing, then the lid. Been doing that since I

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<v Speaker 5>was a kid. That's from Stephanie, all right, So we're

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<v Speaker 5>trying to find out this one, this pie purist, who

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<v Speaker 5>has a pie with no sauce, is that?

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<v Speaker 4>And we prayed this, I pray that's the word. We're

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<v Speaker 4>living in guys, well, that's just the one off again.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just a roke, just a rogue.

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<v Speaker 5>He's is out there in the wind okay that there's

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<v Speaker 5>not more of you out there nine four one four

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<v Speaker 5>one four three. Who is eating pies without the sauce miller? Hello, hello, question.

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<v Speaker 17>I am disgusted to hear that someone for you have

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<v Speaker 17>no join the convict of Australia and putting sauce on pie?

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<v Speaker 5>Did saw some place in the UK my friends?

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<v Speaker 16>Well, I must say that must be.

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<v Speaker 17>The Irish and you're coming out. You don't put sauce

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<v Speaker 17>on pie. There's no need for it.

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<v Speaker 4>I have sauce with a pie.

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<v Speaker 5>I know in Scotland you fear the pie because it

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<v Speaker 5>might have vegetables inside it hidden for you.

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<v Speaker 17>That is true, questioned before me. Just a shale pie

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<v Speaker 17>with the meat and it's just paper. That's all you need.

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<v Speaker 17>The manufacturers off the pie have done their best work

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<v Speaker 17>and the pie there's no need for any extravagant sauce.

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<v Speaker 4>Extravagant spoken like a true scott.

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<v Speaker 3>We can't trust the UK. Warm beer.

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<v Speaker 5>I had a warm warm because it took so long.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a warm beer and no sauce pie, no fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Miller, thank you very much. You call me.

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<v Speaker 5>Jail spoken like a true Scotsman. They're the word he

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<v Speaker 5>spat out, extravagant sauce. That means they've got a money

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<v Speaker 5>buying the sauce. That's what it's about.

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<v Speaker 4>Zach.

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<v Speaker 13>Good morning, Zach, good morning, Hey Christian, Holli gang.

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<v Speaker 4>We're good. It's the big pie debate right now, Zach.

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<v Speaker 4>Where do you stand on it?

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<v Speaker 13>So this one goes out with my sister Jordan, who

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<v Speaker 13>claims she's a pie purist. She likes to buy a

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<v Speaker 13>me pie, peel the lid off crab, they take away

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<v Speaker 13>spoon or fork and eat the entire meat contents and

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<v Speaker 13>then eat plain pastry with no sauce.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand the order in that.

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<v Speaker 13>I don't understand either, because surely, if you're going to

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<v Speaker 13>do in that order, you would eat the pastry first,

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<v Speaker 13>so that the desert mouth. That's the whole point. You know,

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<v Speaker 13>you can't just it's just wrong. I can hardly call

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<v Speaker 13>it my sister after she did what once.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just wow, every day we move further away from God.

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<v Speaker 11>Zach.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, Zach, we can agree on that, Zach. Zach, thank

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<v Speaker 5>you very much for your emotional call this morning.

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<v Speaker 13>All right, thank you very much by.

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<v Speaker 4>Lisa.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning. How are you going?

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<v Speaker 18>I'm a pie purist and a food purist.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't okay, sorry've been trouble before about that.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry your pipe peeris you were saying, Lisa.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah, I don't have sauce on anything?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you mean anything? Is that like a blanket

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<v Speaker 5>kind of fatoil band. You've got so a burger nothing

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<v Speaker 5>on a burger.

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<v Speaker 15>On nothing, No sauce on soy, sauce on Jim Tims, nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Sauce no, no, no, no no, but you're missing out

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<v Speaker 3>on so much extra flavor enhancement.

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<v Speaker 15>Oh no, it's just just don't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, sauces are pretty much what we're going for. Everything

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<v Speaker 3>else is just a vessel to hold the sauce on top.

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<v Speaker 4>Of, or to dip it into or lick off.

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<v Speaker 12>Nah, it shouldn't be on it. It should be just

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<v Speaker 12>all natural.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, Lisa, have you tried sauces? Yeah? One?

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<v Speaker 18>But yeah, oh I got flat earther on.

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<v Speaker 4>The line, going back in, Lord Lisa, bye bye. You

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<v Speaker 4>are a pie peerist.

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<v Speaker 5>You're a pie flat earther with disregard disregard anything Lisa.

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<v Speaker 4>Said, who I've never tried that again? Was horrendous. Guy Kevin,

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 11>Good morning, Christian. Then the guys, how are you.

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<v Speaker 5>Again, Keith RICHI, what are you racking on this? Where

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<v Speaker 5>are you on the big pie debate of twenty two?

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<v Speaker 11>Well, I'm going to take it to another level and

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<v Speaker 11>iilate them told as well.

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<v Speaker 16>Oh no, oh yeah, I travel a lot with my

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<v Speaker 16>work and if.

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<v Speaker 2>One cares about the backstory Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's the pitch. We've even googled. This pie does not exist,

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<v Speaker 5>and I don't know why. Jack, you picking up here,

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<v Speaker 5>you start to speculate about why doesn't this pie exist?

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<v Speaker 3>All the pie chat has made us hungry in the studio,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're saying it's such a shame that you can't

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<v Speaker 3>really have a pie for breakfast. It's more of a

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<v Speaker 3>lunchtime or snack type food. A breakfast pie is a

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<v Speaker 3>great idea, though, imagine like a scrambled eggs, chopped up

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<v Speaker 3>bacon onion.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you put slag in their chopped up as well?

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<v Speaker 4>Slic a different option, like, yeah, I thought we're going

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<v Speaker 4>fifty to fifty.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not doing a full English breakfast.

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<v Speaker 4>Already broke up. We don't even have one pison together.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna have a sausage Baker Christians Pie, Jack's breakfast pie,

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<v Speaker 3>rigal pies.

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<v Speaker 4>Who will win?

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<v Speaker 3>But do they exist? Is there any bakries doing the

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<v Speaker 3>breakfast pie? Or have we stumbled on something brand new?

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's a great idea because for the busy

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<v Speaker 5>executive and busy business person it has not tied to

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<v Speaker 5>sit down, have a big old breakfast. Put it all

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<v Speaker 5>in a pie with a delicious pastry casing.

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<v Speaker 3>Even radio announcers, we can't be clanking away with a

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<v Speaker 3>knife and fork clank, clank, clank. We need something easy

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<v Speaker 3>to eat on the go, like a breakfast pie.

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<v Speaker 4>When is the pie a meal? When it's a breakfast pie.

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<v Speaker 5>All we need to do then is get a really

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<v Speaker 5>good chef who can make this for us, and then

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<v Speaker 5>we can test it to see if this is something

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<v Speaker 5>to take to market.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe as they say.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to say, bring it to the world,

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<v Speaker 3>but yeah, take it to my Wow week.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going global. This guy's a dreamer. This would you

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<v Speaker 4>have a breakfast pie? Patty?

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<v Speaker 5>Hello? Yeah, sorry, you were going to staring out at

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<v Speaker 5>the windows.

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<v Speaker 3>Just a rhetorical question to the world.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just saying into the darkness and I thought you

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<v Speaker 4>were going to open pat We're all alone.

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<v Speaker 6>Absolutely I would if it had baking in it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know about the lag.

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<v Speaker 4>The lag I told you before four years ago. Shot

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<v Speaker 4>shot on the gaps, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a very I just looked out the window. It

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<v Speaker 5>is a really dark looking day today. Isn't it perfect

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<v Speaker 5>weather to be talking about pie Chack And I just

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<v Speaker 5>been wondering, out of all the great pies are available,

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<v Speaker 5>why actually isn't there a breakfast pie.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hungry for one right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I would I could easily Yeah, breakfast pie. Alan from

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<v Speaker 5>camera here, proud to be a pie Heathen. No sauce

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<v Speaker 5>for you Christian Christian. There was a shop in Penshurst,

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<v Speaker 5>which is I think Grampians that made the most amazing

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<v Speaker 5>pies chicken Kiev buttered chicken, beef and pepper bacon, bush

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<v Speaker 5>Ranger which is beef ac and onion. That sounds great.

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<v Speaker 5>So many more combos. They keep asking every time if

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<v Speaker 5>we want sauce. Sacrileges to spot all these flavors with

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<v Speaker 5>sauce in this case, I'm definitely a pie purist.

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<v Speaker 4>Mandy.

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<v Speaker 5>That place sounds amazing. Do recommend any places that you

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<v Speaker 5>say serve at maids and pies.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not seeing a lot of places do.

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<v Speaker 3>In these breakfast pies, we need bacon and egg in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, what about an omelet pie? Christian? Why don't you

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<v Speaker 4>make one of those? That's what you make.

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<v Speaker 5>You make the omelet and then wrap it in pastry

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<v Speaker 5>and put it in the oven. I don't think that's

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<v Speaker 5>the right way to do it. That sounds that I

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<v Speaker 5>love an omelet, but I don't think that's the right one.

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<v Speaker 4>Leslie.

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<v Speaker 7>Ah, Christian, Hi, guys.

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<v Speaker 6>Him, Leslie.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, let's see breakfast pie.

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<v Speaker 7>Breakfast pie on the corner of Turna Road and Shaws

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<v Speaker 7>Road in where it be there's a bakery and they

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<v Speaker 7>have a break breakfast pie. Egg is bacon and I'm

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<v Speaker 7>pretty sure trees on top?

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<v Speaker 16>And is it good's delicious?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Wow, we have to get pat to the true

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<v Speaker 4>bring one in for ordering. Yeah, ok, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 5>She heard that, bit uh, I said a tune in.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes you put the podcast down catching up with carry

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<v Speaker 5>still to mention that hospital a brand new Jeff, Good morning,

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<v Speaker 5>good morning, Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you reckon breakfast pie?

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 18>I turn around, you say four at once for the

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<v Speaker 18>four and twenty bacon and egg pie, And yes, I

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<v Speaker 18>did have to talk four and twenty.

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<v Speaker 3>Did a bake in the egg pie? Did they?

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<v Speaker 19>Yes?

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<v Speaker 17>I did.

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<v Speaker 18>They were absolutely beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do they do that anymore? That sounds lovely?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I haven't seen it for a few months, but yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 11>I just love tomato.

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<v Speaker 3>You probably ate them all, Jeff, Well, I love good pie.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Jeff, thank you very much. Give us a call. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>just checking. Was he just calling to seeing what's that

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<v Speaker 4>for right now?

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<v Speaker 5>I just was just clear about what we actually lovely

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<v Speaker 5>to catch up with, Jeff, But name me good morning.

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<v Speaker 20>Good morning. There's a company in Ballarat called Oggie's Pasties

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<v Speaker 20>and they make a breakfast a big breakfast party, and

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<v Speaker 20>it's bacon and trizo mushrooms, eggs, baked beans and tomato.

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<v Speaker 5>They are two very very different things.

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<v Speaker 4>That's like you let me finish difference between a tent

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<v Speaker 4>and a house.

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<v Speaker 20>No, no, no, no, it's a pastry society.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's not. It's not all the same.

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<v Speaker 5>It lacks the formal structuralism of a classic, strong.

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<v Speaker 3>Funny halfmoon shape. They're going forward the past like that.

0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:28.160
<v Speaker 20>It's just like a partle of goodness all wrapped up together.

0:32:28.920 --> 0:32:33.800
<v Speaker 4>That's that something medieval, you know. There's eating out your hands.

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<v Speaker 4>We moved on, society has moved on. We flanned all.

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<v Speaker 5>We had a nice strong structure of roofletie, thank you very.

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<v Speaker 4>Much and coolm I have a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We are moving on from pies. Almost don't feel short changed.

0:32:51.600 --> 0:32:54.920
<v Speaker 5>I watch a solid hour of pie chat, eat that

0:32:54.960 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 5>other shows.

0:32:55.600 --> 0:32:59.000
<v Speaker 4>I say, a solid hour of pie chat. Who could

0:32:59.040 --> 0:32:59.440
<v Speaker 4>want more?

0:32:59.440 --> 0:33:03.480
<v Speaker 5>In the morning, I get a feeling though you have

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<v Speaker 5>got more to say about it. Email me Christian at

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<v Speaker 5>Christian O'Connell dot com. Are you because then we can

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<v Speaker 5>come into part two tomorrow. Go to a deep, deep

0:33:10.000 --> 0:33:10.520
<v Speaker 5>pie dive.

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<v Speaker 4>Right now, though, we.

0:33:11.800 --> 0:33:15.040
<v Speaker 5>Want to talk about freebies. Kitlin not producers coming today,

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:18.160
<v Speaker 5>very excited about she might actually get a free chicken

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:22.600
<v Speaker 5>from Cole's. And she told me it was due to

0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:26.760
<v Speaker 5>the chicken policy, which I am not familiar with.

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<v Speaker 4>The chicken who has a chicken policy.

0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:32.360
<v Speaker 3>She's so giddy about the free chickens.

0:33:32.120 --> 0:33:35.040
<v Speaker 5>If we give it into studio when I just shouted out, hey,

0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:37.120
<v Speaker 5>why do you get a free chicken? And she actually

0:33:37.520 --> 0:33:40.640
<v Speaker 5>jogged into here said this can't wait a single second

0:33:40.720 --> 0:33:42.600
<v Speaker 5>to give my witness testimony.

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 4>Hear me, So you need to hear this.

0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:46.680
<v Speaker 5>I don't want to hear it until you get you

0:33:46.680 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 5>hear it as well, Kaitlyn, how did you get a

0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:48.920
<v Speaker 5>free chicken?

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<v Speaker 21>So I was standing in front of the chickens and

0:33:51.240 --> 0:33:53.520
<v Speaker 21>there were no chickens in there. And I looked down

0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:55.800
<v Speaker 21>and it said our policy and I read it and

0:33:55.840 --> 0:33:58.360
<v Speaker 21>it said if we do not have any chickens in

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 21>the chicken warmer, we will give you a free one

0:34:01.840 --> 0:34:04.640
<v Speaker 21>next time. So I said to the lady, hey, there's

0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:06.520
<v Speaker 21>no chickens in here. Are there any more chickens?

0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:08.040
<v Speaker 4>So she said a little bit aggressive.

0:34:08.120 --> 0:34:11.080
<v Speaker 5>Isn't it like it's her fault? There's no chickens in it?

0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:12.840
<v Speaker 5>Was this at the end of the day, No.

0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 21>This was at mid day. This was lunch chickal problem.

0:34:16.239 --> 0:34:16.439
<v Speaker 20>Yeah.

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:18.839
<v Speaker 21>So I said to her, is there any chickens coming?

0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:21.520
<v Speaker 21>And she said, let me check. Asked the lady came

0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:23.920
<v Speaker 21>back said twenty minutes. I'm so sorry, I said, that's

0:34:23.960 --> 0:34:24.319
<v Speaker 21>all right.

0:34:24.560 --> 0:34:26.680
<v Speaker 4>What's that twenty minutes covering? What are they doing? They

0:34:26.680 --> 0:34:28.720
<v Speaker 4>cook them out the back or waiting for fresh delivery?

0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:30.719
<v Speaker 21>You know they're cooking them. They caught them there, so

0:34:30.760 --> 0:34:31.359
<v Speaker 21>it's on them.

0:34:31.480 --> 0:34:32.960
<v Speaker 3>So I don't think she's.

0:34:33.760 --> 0:34:36.080
<v Speaker 5>It's got the ombudsman in front of them. It's on

0:34:36.160 --> 0:34:38.440
<v Speaker 5>you rectify this. I wonder what we're going to do

0:34:38.440 --> 0:34:38.799
<v Speaker 5>about how.

0:34:38.760 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 3>To look at the fine print?

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:42.239
<v Speaker 4>Come round here, come round here, you read this? So

0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:43.720
<v Speaker 4>what did you do for twenty minutes?

0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:44.160
<v Speaker 11>Oh?

0:34:44.239 --> 0:34:45.880
<v Speaker 21>So I had to do my shopping anyway because it

0:34:45.920 --> 0:34:47.520
<v Speaker 21>was right at the start. So I said, that's fine,

0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:50.000
<v Speaker 21>I'll come back. But your policy.

0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:53.560
<v Speaker 5>Says you're going to wipe their house with that chicken

0:34:53.600 --> 0:34:54.959
<v Speaker 5>and go here. It is a bit about the extra

0:34:55.040 --> 0:34:55.680
<v Speaker 5>tang on top.

0:34:58.560 --> 0:34:59.440
<v Speaker 4>You circle back.

0:34:59.280 --> 0:35:01.839
<v Speaker 5>In twenty minutes. Did you go back at exactly twenty minutes?

0:35:01.840 --> 0:35:03.279
<v Speaker 5>Would you try and make it like it's no big

0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:04.520
<v Speaker 5>in twenty four minutes?

0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:05.040
<v Speaker 18>Yeah?

0:35:05.080 --> 0:35:07.480
<v Speaker 3>I did that. Then I awkwardly had to wait.

0:35:07.280 --> 0:35:10.400
<v Speaker 21>There and say the lady, there's heats a genzy, but

0:35:10.440 --> 0:35:12.720
<v Speaker 21>I came before and there weren't any and your policy

0:35:16.080 --> 0:35:19.080
<v Speaker 21>and so she goes, who'd you speak to and I said, oh,

0:35:19.120 --> 0:35:20.959
<v Speaker 21>the lady over there, and she goes, I Can'll be back.

0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:22.920
<v Speaker 21>Came back with a voucher and so I had to

0:35:22.960 --> 0:35:26.000
<v Speaker 21>walk up with a voucher to the front and scan it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm got a free chick.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to try that this weekend and go. I

0:35:31.760 --> 0:35:34.240
<v Speaker 5>came here the other day, no chickens.

0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:36.640
<v Speaker 4>I spoke to Marie. It's always called Marie that works

0:35:36.719 --> 0:35:38.960
<v Speaker 4>those places. Spoke to Marie. I think she only does

0:35:38.960 --> 0:35:41.640
<v Speaker 4>two days a week. What a great scam? All right?

0:35:41.680 --> 0:35:45.440
<v Speaker 5>Particia Katelin got a free chicken because the Chicken policy

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:47.920
<v Speaker 5>it says here anytime you have to say out there

0:35:48.040 --> 0:35:52.000
<v Speaker 5>to another, well, it says here in fine print, what

0:35:52.160 --> 0:35:53.399
<v Speaker 5>did you manage to get for free?

0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:56.279
<v Speaker 1>But Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Last week on the show, young Jack posts. He very

0:36:00.320 --> 0:36:02.040
<v Speaker 5>emotional what he said. It's one of his dreams a

0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:05.000
<v Speaker 5>bucket lis really to take on a pig in a race.

0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:09.320
<v Speaker 5>And I said, hey, grinder more Jackie boy, thank.

0:36:09.160 --> 0:36:10.040
<v Speaker 4>You, mister Chrisig.

0:36:10.200 --> 0:36:13.319
<v Speaker 5>If you can make this, and that is what I'm

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:16.160
<v Speaker 5>trying to do, like a young boy, an innocent young

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:18.960
<v Speaker 5>man make his dream come true of racing a piggy

0:36:19.440 --> 0:36:19.960
<v Speaker 5>this Friday.

0:36:20.040 --> 0:36:22.600
<v Speaker 4>I've got the pigs. You know, Jack's Jack was out

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<v Speaker 4>there yesterday. There's a beastly day.

0:36:24.840 --> 0:36:28.920
<v Speaker 5>Yesterday Jack was out there training to race this pig Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually can't believe this. I've blaced up the shoes

0:36:35.120 --> 0:36:39.279
<v Speaker 3>heading out the front door and it's raining. Is anybody

0:36:39.560 --> 0:36:42.360
<v Speaker 3>in this country more committed to the radio show than me?

0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:43.759
<v Speaker 3>I don't think.

0:36:43.800 --> 0:36:45.480
<v Speaker 4>So let's go.

0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:54.399
<v Speaker 3>I'm running in the rain, and I feel like, did

0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:59.160
<v Speaker 3>Rockie ever run in the rain? Christian play the Rocky

0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:04.279
<v Speaker 3>theme music? Yeah, that sounds good, assuming you did play it.

0:37:11.800 --> 0:37:15.480
<v Speaker 3>Running way too close to lunch, it's coming up.

0:37:18.560 --> 0:37:23.800
<v Speaker 22>I'm good, he's good, he's good.

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:27.600
<v Speaker 5>That windy weather out there. That is a dedicated athlete.

0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:29.600
<v Speaker 5>Get rich of race and peae bye bye mate. See

0:37:30.560 --> 0:37:33.959
<v Speaker 5>lovely to have that at the end there. So Jack

0:37:34.080 --> 0:37:36.880
<v Speaker 5>is training out there in all weather conditions. At the moment,

0:37:37.239 --> 0:37:39.439
<v Speaker 5>the pigs are also training as well.

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<v Speaker 19>Xavier the pig Man, get I Christian and save you

0:37:42.680 --> 0:37:44.680
<v Speaker 19>here just sort I let you know. We've had a

0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:46.960
<v Speaker 19>pretty big weekday at the pig far I'm ready for

0:37:47.080 --> 0:37:51.000
<v Speaker 19>our pig race on Friday. I've also done a little

0:37:51.000 --> 0:37:53.640
<v Speaker 19>bit of Instagram research on Jack, and I can see

0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:55.600
<v Speaker 19>by the looks of him that he skipped leg day

0:37:55.640 --> 0:37:57.440
<v Speaker 19>on a few occasions, so that's not going to do

0:37:57.480 --> 0:38:01.040
<v Speaker 19>him any favors. The pigs are airing to go. I'll

0:38:01.080 --> 0:38:04.280
<v Speaker 19>pick down a selection so you know they're super fast,

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 19>ready to rock and roll, and I think we'll blow

0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:07.719
<v Speaker 19>Jack's doors or looking.

0:38:07.480 --> 0:38:08.240
<v Speaker 4>Forward thy mate.

0:38:08.719 --> 0:38:10.000
<v Speaker 11>Here, we're still in.

0:38:10.000 --> 0:38:12.359
<v Speaker 19>Need of a paddic to run these pizzer and run

0:38:12.400 --> 0:38:14.960
<v Speaker 19>the race through. So if anyone's around the Melbourne area

0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:17.200
<v Speaker 19>that's got a paddock that we can use and set

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:19.560
<v Speaker 19>up a race track, yell out and let's get this

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:21.799
<v Speaker 19>race happening. Cheers mate, I'll see you for an eight.

0:38:22.320 --> 0:38:24.040
<v Speaker 4>I knew that would hurt. Yeah.

0:38:24.160 --> 0:38:27.520
<v Speaker 3>I do have skinny legs, but they're like I tightly

0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:30.960
<v Speaker 3>wound spring because els, yes, because elles have very thin legs.

0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:31.319
<v Speaker 3>Look at them.

0:38:31.400 --> 0:38:34.280
<v Speaker 4>Go middle distance runners don't have big chunky thighs.

0:38:34.480 --> 0:38:37.560
<v Speaker 3>She would slow them down and around players horses. Look

0:38:37.560 --> 0:38:38.279
<v Speaker 3>at the lower half.

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<v Speaker 5>Horse, God, what a beautiful, shapely calf on a pony. Now,

0:38:43.760 --> 0:38:47.760
<v Speaker 5>big money, big money is coming in good Ay Christian.

0:38:47.760 --> 0:38:51.399
<v Speaker 23>My name Sean, I'm from sports bet our CEO. He's

0:38:51.440 --> 0:38:54.040
<v Speaker 23>heard about the Jacks versus Pig race, and he called

0:38:54.040 --> 0:38:57.240
<v Speaker 23>me up yesterday to see if I had any info

0:38:57.360 --> 0:38:59.680
<v Speaker 23>on it. Now, I think he was looking to try

0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:02.960
<v Speaker 23>and back the pig, and you know her can blame him, mate.

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:06.280
<v Speaker 23>I was just wondering what sort of conditions the race

0:39:06.440 --> 0:39:09.279
<v Speaker 23>will be run under. You know, how long will there

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:11.600
<v Speaker 23>be any jumps involved? Is it on grass? Just the

0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:15.719
<v Speaker 23>usual sort of stuff, mate. Now I know our pig

0:39:15.840 --> 0:39:19.120
<v Speaker 23>racing traders. They're very impressed with the pedigree of Zavy's pig.

0:39:19.200 --> 0:39:21.279
<v Speaker 23>I'm pretty sure the pig's going to be favorite against Jack.

0:39:22.040 --> 0:39:24.360
<v Speaker 23>But any other information you've got would be would be

0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:27.319
<v Speaker 23>really greaty, so I can go back Jeez and go

0:39:27.400 --> 0:39:27.759
<v Speaker 23>the pig.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Nook, this is all great.

0:39:29.600 --> 0:39:29.799
<v Speaker 11>You know.

0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:34.400
<v Speaker 4>However, we got the pigs, we got Jack. We don't

0:39:34.480 --> 0:39:35.240
<v Speaker 4>have a venue.

0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:38.279
<v Speaker 5>It needs to happen this Friday, but we asked for

0:39:38.280 --> 0:39:41.960
<v Speaker 5>a venue yesterday somewhere with a paddy. That's all Weinny,

0:39:41.960 --> 0:39:44.440
<v Speaker 5>because it isn't going to race more than one hundred meters.

0:39:44.480 --> 0:39:46.680
<v Speaker 3>That's right. And now the race is at one hundred meters,

0:39:46.680 --> 0:39:48.600
<v Speaker 3>so you just need one hundred meters stretch of paddock

0:39:48.800 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 3>somewhere that doesn't take too long to get to kind

0:39:50.680 --> 0:39:52.440
<v Speaker 3>of a two hour drive out into the bush.

0:39:52.560 --> 0:39:55.440
<v Speaker 4>No, all right, so listen, we got fifty minutes.

0:39:55.520 --> 0:39:58.160
<v Speaker 5>If we don't get a venue by nine o'clock this morning,

0:39:58.440 --> 0:40:01.440
<v Speaker 5>it is over. And just understand what is over? A

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 5>young man's dream to race a pig. Do you want

0:40:05.040 --> 0:40:06.840
<v Speaker 5>to get in the way of a young man's dream?

0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:10.600
<v Speaker 4>Are you a dream killer? Please ask with your.

0:40:10.239 --> 0:40:12.160
<v Speaker 5>Friends right now, text them do they have a paddoc

0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:13.880
<v Speaker 5>that we can borrow for no more than half an

0:40:13.920 --> 0:40:16.960
<v Speaker 5>hour to race a feudal of piggy wiggies come Friday

0:40:17.080 --> 0:40:20.319
<v Speaker 5>at eight. I reckon the world needs to see this

0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:22.560
<v Speaker 5>race jack versus a pig.

0:40:22.640 --> 0:40:24.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's not just me I'm doing it. I'm

0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:27.520
<v Speaker 3>representing the humans. Is a pig faster than a man?

0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:29.680
<v Speaker 3>Or is a man faster than a pig? Who's conducting

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:33.600
<v Speaker 3>the experiment where I am racing for all of human kind?

0:40:33.920 --> 0:40:35.080
<v Speaker 4>On behalf of humans?

0:40:35.320 --> 0:40:37.360
<v Speaker 3>Thank you for doing this for us and the moment

0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:41.040
<v Speaker 3>as you can hear where the underdogs, so get humans?

0:40:41.040 --> 0:40:44.120
<v Speaker 4>Come on back to humans? All right? Do you have

0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:44.680
<v Speaker 4>a paddock?

0:40:44.920 --> 0:40:46.719
<v Speaker 5>Do you know someone that does have a paddot that

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:49.680
<v Speaker 5>we can use Friday for the pig versus Jack race.

0:40:50.680 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:55.439
<v Speaker 16>Yeah bye, by Dream.

0:40:56.320 --> 0:40:58.279
<v Speaker 4>I havn't got times he can say what that song

0:40:58.440 --> 0:40:59.600
<v Speaker 4>was or what the station's called.

0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:03.439
<v Speaker 5>There's no time for formalatees forty four minutes to say

0:41:03.840 --> 0:41:06.239
<v Speaker 5>the pig race. Jack Post wants to race a pig.

0:41:06.320 --> 0:41:08.720
<v Speaker 5>We have the pigs. The pigs are training. Jack Post

0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:11.919
<v Speaker 5>is training in knee soap. And Friday, we don't find

0:41:11.960 --> 0:41:13.799
<v Speaker 5>a venue by nine o'clock, we're going to have to

0:41:13.840 --> 0:41:17.520
<v Speaker 5>move on. You've killed a young boy's dream. Please don't

0:41:17.520 --> 0:41:18.240
<v Speaker 5>be a dream killer.

0:41:19.800 --> 0:41:24.520
<v Speaker 4>Destiny is calling us. It's calling us, all right.

0:41:24.560 --> 0:41:27.160
<v Speaker 5>So we just need a paddock that Jackie Boy can

0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:29.880
<v Speaker 5>program into the tesla that will take him to the

0:41:30.000 --> 0:41:35.000
<v Speaker 5>venue for the pig race come Friday at eight. And obviously,

0:41:35.080 --> 0:41:37.520
<v Speaker 5>because he's got a tesla, you know he's gonna be carefable.

0:41:37.520 --> 0:41:38.960
<v Speaker 5>We can't have it conking out on the way to

0:41:39.000 --> 0:41:40.480
<v Speaker 5>the pig race, which is why we've got to keep

0:41:40.520 --> 0:41:41.560
<v Speaker 5>it within a radius.

0:41:41.680 --> 0:41:43.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and if we're going to do it live on

0:41:43.080 --> 0:41:44.640
<v Speaker 3>the show, it can't be gone or show.

0:41:45.080 --> 0:41:46.600
<v Speaker 5>Let's not start worrying about the sort of stuff. We

0:41:46.680 --> 0:41:47.759
<v Speaker 5>talk about boring.

0:41:50.239 --> 0:41:52.759
<v Speaker 4>Keep that curtain pulled tight. Never let appear in here

0:41:52.800 --> 0:41:58.720
<v Speaker 4>to see the odds. All right, this guy? Uh, Misty, Hello, Misty,

0:41:58.840 --> 0:42:00.800
<v Speaker 4>have you got a pad it to say? The pig race?

0:42:01.680 --> 0:42:02.160
<v Speaker 20>I do?

0:42:02.640 --> 0:42:03.120
<v Speaker 4>Where are you?

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:06.080
<v Speaker 13>We're out in the digger's rest.

0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:08.080
<v Speaker 12>It's like just on the edge of Sumbury.

0:42:08.239 --> 0:42:11.440
<v Speaker 4>So how far do you reckon from Richmond? Jackie? What

0:42:11.480 --> 0:42:13.719
<v Speaker 4>you've got Google Maps up? What's the destination?

0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:16.560
<v Speaker 3>Maybe an hour? What do you reckon? Missy?

0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:22.040
<v Speaker 9>I do the Uber eight straoridery so I can get

0:42:22.040 --> 0:42:28.319
<v Speaker 9>around the city a bit, probably forty five minutes maximum.

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:30.719
<v Speaker 5>Maybe getting left with an uber driving the back of

0:42:30.760 --> 0:42:33.160
<v Speaker 5>one of those little mopeds. I mean, they don't worry

0:42:33.160 --> 0:42:34.799
<v Speaker 5>about red lights or anything like that.

0:42:34.880 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 4>They get him out of there.

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<v Speaker 15>Unfortunately, unfortunately today and so noticqu Misty.

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<v Speaker 3>How's the terrain? A good, nice flat grass?

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<v Speaker 11>I checked my horses, so got it all right?

0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:49.719
<v Speaker 4>Mister.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll let you go breaking up a bit there, but

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<v Speaker 5>thanks for trying to save the pig race. Carl, Good morning,

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<v Speaker 5>day morning, Okay, Carl, where's the paddock mate that we

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<v Speaker 5>could be using? Friday carack keys bro Probably about forty

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<v Speaker 5>five minutes fifteen minutes from here.

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<v Speaker 4>That's an option. Is this your paddical one you've just seen.

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<v Speaker 9>That's married Norse.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know yet, right, Tellor of quarter Weight Friday,

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<v Speaker 3>A busy Friday morning.

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<v Speaker 5>You're starting a car. Get those pigs out quick it

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<v Speaker 5>kicks off. I'm not sure we're getting closer. This happening

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<v Speaker 5>on further a wager quickly we got here on the line, Rich, Good.

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<v Speaker 16>Morning, Rich, Yeah, good morning.

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<v Speaker 11>How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good Rich? So could you save the pig race?

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<v Speaker 16>Might be able to I've got a few paddicks. I

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<v Speaker 16>got nine or ten. I think you've.

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<v Speaker 4>Got nine to ten pound one?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

0:43:44.760 --> 0:43:45.960
<v Speaker 4>Who are you? Mister panic?

0:43:48.600 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 16>I am mister Peddick. We're in I'm in Eversad that

0:43:51.160 --> 0:43:51.560
<v Speaker 16>we call him.

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<v Speaker 4>My children sap were just ten minutes away.

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<v Speaker 16>Ten minutes. You're in Richmond, aren't you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 16>Do you reckon that? Tesla is going to get concourt extension?

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<v Speaker 13>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>So easy? So will they be racing at the children's farm?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 16>I think we can spare one of the out of

0:44:09.800 --> 0:44:10.440
<v Speaker 16>paddicks for you.

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<v Speaker 3>This is perfect.

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<v Speaker 5>So you've got some of those children's farms they've got

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<v Speaker 5>like the indoor barns where you can feed a go.

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah, we do. You can't feed to go you can

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<v Speaker 16>walk into one of the pins and pad.

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<v Speaker 11>The little goats.

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah, but we're not taking you, guys anywhere near that.

0:44:26.400 --> 0:44:29.839
<v Speaker 16>We're going to put you out of you. I think

0:44:29.840 --> 0:44:32.880
<v Speaker 16>we've got a very nice scenic paddictes down along the Benk.

0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:37.840
<v Speaker 4>Beautiful morning train and wind coming in.

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<v Speaker 16>We might be able to sense you off from the

0:44:42.000 --> 0:44:45.000
<v Speaker 16>general population, I think kids and set up a little

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<v Speaker 16>racetrack for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Great, So can we really do the pig race at

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<v Speaker 4>yours Friday?

0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:51.960
<v Speaker 16>Look, I'll it's fine by me. I'll have a little

0:44:52.040 --> 0:44:54.680
<v Speaker 16>chat to the animals team and check it's all okay

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<v Speaker 16>with them. But yeah, I reckon, we can do it.

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<v Speaker 16>We can do it.

0:44:57.520 --> 0:45:01.280
<v Speaker 4>You're a good man. So is Colinwood Children's Farm.

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<v Speaker 16>Colin Wood Children's Simon episode. Yeah we can do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Awesome, good man.

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<v Speaker 16>When it's Friday, I am Friday.

0:45:07.880 --> 0:45:10.279
<v Speaker 4>Eight am. Yes, I'm going to deal with muggles. It's

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<v Speaker 4>Friday atm is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:45:13.520 --> 0:45:14.439
<v Speaker 4>Thanks, rach I love.

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<v Speaker 5>My favorite children's farm in Victoria is Collinwood Children's Farms,

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<v Speaker 5>and mister be there.

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<v Speaker 4>So eight am Friday.

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<v Speaker 16>Will be there. I'll see you guys there.

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<v Speaker 4>Rich you're good man. Thank you very much for saving

0:45:28.640 --> 0:45:29.239
<v Speaker 4>the pig race.

0:45:29.719 --> 0:45:30.239
<v Speaker 16>Thank you.

0:45:30.480 --> 0:45:33.160
<v Speaker 4>So it is on Colin Brighter.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're listening to the question you know, Carl's Show podcast.

0:45:36.880 --> 0:45:41.680
<v Speaker 4>Wow, your grandchildren will say to you were you there?

0:45:42.200 --> 0:45:45.799
<v Speaker 5>Were you listening to the radio when they confirmed a

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<v Speaker 5>venue for man versus Pig?

0:45:48.760 --> 0:45:50.160
<v Speaker 4>What was that like? Grandpa?

0:45:51.440 --> 0:45:55.279
<v Speaker 5>Colinwood Children's Farm a perfect venue for this? I didn't

0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:59.200
<v Speaker 5>realize quite a few emails what an institution Collingwood Children's

0:45:59.200 --> 0:46:02.040
<v Speaker 5>Farm is like. It's quite a Perry works on the

0:46:02.080 --> 0:46:03.080
<v Speaker 5>show Got married there?

0:46:03.200 --> 0:46:06.879
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I remember great childhood excursions to the children farm.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you ever feed a goat?

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:11.200
<v Speaker 3>You can't feed the animals there? Why you can just look?

0:46:11.400 --> 0:46:13.400
<v Speaker 5>Ah, the old children's farm we used to set the

0:46:13.480 --> 0:46:15.399
<v Speaker 5>kids do back in the UK. You gave them next

0:46:15.440 --> 0:46:17.880
<v Speaker 5>to cut the quid. They don't you feed the goats? Oh,

0:46:17.960 --> 0:46:19.439
<v Speaker 5>it's at the joint feeding a goat.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, if you come down on Friday, I'm sure they'll

0:46:21.440 --> 0:46:22.920
<v Speaker 3>let you.

0:46:23.680 --> 0:46:26.359
<v Speaker 4>Lucky. What a lovely tree? And are you now?

0:46:26.440 --> 0:46:26.520
<v Speaker 19>So?

0:46:26.560 --> 0:46:27.920
<v Speaker 4>Are you going to take the seriously? I know you

0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 4>are out training yesterday. It is on.

0:46:29.920 --> 0:46:32.239
<v Speaker 3>Of course, we only need to go as far back

0:46:32.280 --> 0:46:33.880
<v Speaker 3>as the chess game where I beat a ten year

0:46:33.920 --> 0:46:34.520
<v Speaker 3>old at chess.

0:46:34.640 --> 0:46:36.560
<v Speaker 4>I still see him saying, let's never bring that up.

0:46:36.640 --> 0:46:39.200
<v Speaker 5>No, it's not a nice story that it has good

0:46:39.200 --> 0:46:41.200
<v Speaker 5>feelings about you laughing at the face of it Toonian

0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:42.160
<v Speaker 5>boys start to cry.

0:46:42.320 --> 0:46:44.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm not holding back for any good will of the

0:46:44.239 --> 0:46:46.480
<v Speaker 3>radio like a haha, the guy and the radio lost.

0:46:46.520 --> 0:46:49.120
<v Speaker 3>I'll be giving it everything. And I know there's doubt

0:46:49.160 --> 0:46:50.960
<v Speaker 3>everywhere that I can beat a pig, and that is

0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:52.200
<v Speaker 3>just fueling me even more.

0:46:52.840 --> 0:46:55.880
<v Speaker 4>Mate, I'm gonna be honest. He's very listen. He's pointing

0:46:55.880 --> 0:46:57.840
<v Speaker 4>a big biro at the moment.

0:46:58.040 --> 0:47:00.560
<v Speaker 5>That's all great athletes too. God Shall needs to do

0:47:00.640 --> 0:47:02.439
<v Speaker 5>that when he was riled out down me. Guys, get

0:47:02.440 --> 0:47:03.240
<v Speaker 5>my big pens.

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:06.080
<v Speaker 3>My closest friends are listening this morning, and they even

0:47:06.160 --> 0:47:08.000
<v Speaker 3>doubt that I can beat a pig. They said, I

0:47:08.000 --> 0:47:10.239
<v Speaker 3>hope so, but I don't think so. I remember that

0:47:10.280 --> 0:47:12.759
<v Speaker 3>pig that went on the ground to tease Plugger. That

0:47:12.840 --> 0:47:16.400
<v Speaker 3>pig was very fast. That's true, that pig really bolted.

0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:18.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the reason why he's racing a pig, by the way,

0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:20.439
<v Speaker 5>I should just say like last week on the show

0:47:20.520 --> 0:47:22.040
<v Speaker 5>we were talking about I don't even know how we

0:47:22.040 --> 0:47:23.400
<v Speaker 5>got into it, but anyway, we found out that the

0:47:23.440 --> 0:47:26.759
<v Speaker 5>pig can run a mile in under seven minutes, and

0:47:26.840 --> 0:47:28.799
<v Speaker 5>I thought this is a pretty remarkable fact. And Jack

0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:30.960
<v Speaker 5>just went straight away I would beat a pig in

0:47:31.000 --> 0:47:33.719
<v Speaker 5>a race, which is why we find ourself in this

0:47:33.760 --> 0:47:36.480
<v Speaker 5>position where there is going to be pig racing on

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<v Speaker 5>Friday show at eight am.

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<v Speaker 1>So get ready the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:47:41.880 --> 0:47:45.560
<v Speaker 5>So it's confirmed there will be Jack versus Pig eight

0:47:45.560 --> 0:47:49.800
<v Speaker 5>am Friday. Race venue the MCG of the pig racing

0:47:49.800 --> 0:47:53.720
<v Speaker 5>world is Colinwood Children's Farm. I should just say yesterday

0:47:53.800 --> 0:47:56.320
<v Speaker 5>a producer Tom called me to give me a pig update.

0:47:56.560 --> 0:47:59.680
<v Speaker 5>He's spoken to the pig trainer Xavier. I said, look,

0:47:59.680 --> 0:48:02.120
<v Speaker 5>I just need to Christians needs to know what it's

0:48:02.160 --> 0:48:04.120
<v Speaker 5>going to sound like come Friday.

0:48:04.200 --> 0:48:04.359
<v Speaker 11>Right.

0:48:04.760 --> 0:48:10.200
<v Speaker 4>Pigs apparently went when they run mad noise right because

0:48:10.200 --> 0:48:10.960
<v Speaker 4>they get excited.

0:48:11.040 --> 0:48:14.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but it's not a noise like I've heard it focus.

0:48:14.760 --> 0:48:17.799
<v Speaker 5>It's not you, it's not oiking, it's Tom said, it's

0:48:17.800 --> 0:48:22.000
<v Speaker 5>a high pitched squealing that some people can find very unsettling.

0:48:22.400 --> 0:48:24.720
<v Speaker 5>So you need to be ready that they will squeal

0:48:24.880 --> 0:48:25.719
<v Speaker 5>as they chase you.

0:48:25.760 --> 0:48:30.600
<v Speaker 3>Should I be wearing em I don't want it to

0:48:30.640 --> 0:48:31.239
<v Speaker 3>pull me off.

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:33.680
<v Speaker 5>Well, you just need to be ready. They really squeal.

0:48:33.760 --> 0:48:34.880
<v Speaker 5>It's a hell of a noise.

0:48:34.920 --> 0:48:36.960
<v Speaker 4>So is that pig's racing you. It's going to be

0:48:37.000 --> 0:48:37.719
<v Speaker 4>squealing as.

0:48:37.640 --> 0:48:39.040
<v Speaker 5>Well, so you'll need to have the eye of the

0:48:39.080 --> 0:48:42.520
<v Speaker 5>tiger to focus. My plan B was also going to

0:48:42.560 --> 0:48:44.400
<v Speaker 5>be was to find out whether or not if we

0:48:44.440 --> 0:48:46.560
<v Speaker 5>couldn't find a venue. I was and see if we

0:48:46.600 --> 0:48:47.800
<v Speaker 5>can have it here in the office.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice, yes, right, we could just run around, but we've

0:48:52.840 --> 0:48:53.560
<v Speaker 3>got we've.

0:48:53.360 --> 0:48:56.200
<v Speaker 5>Got over one hundred meters from this part where we

0:48:56.239 --> 0:48:58.359
<v Speaker 5>are into Kiss FM down there.

0:48:58.880 --> 0:49:01.560
<v Speaker 4>What's better than letting a loose running down there?

0:49:01.760 --> 0:49:04.200
<v Speaker 3>Then just leave it running around?

0:49:05.400 --> 0:49:07.440
<v Speaker 5>Mentioned this to Sue the boss yesterday. We must like

0:49:07.520 --> 0:49:09.439
<v Speaker 5>dread want to go, Hey, I'm I need to ask

0:49:09.480 --> 0:49:12.360
<v Speaker 5>a big favor. If we can't find a pig thing, can.

0:49:12.239 --> 0:49:13.600
<v Speaker 4>We race it? She went, And you're going to ask

0:49:13.640 --> 0:49:14.320
<v Speaker 4>in the office.

0:49:14.640 --> 0:49:17.640
<v Speaker 5>In the office, we've got the distance, and she said,

0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:19.279
<v Speaker 5>don't they defecate when they run?

0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:22.759
<v Speaker 4>How would you know that? As a radio boss? I said,

0:49:22.760 --> 0:49:24.920
<v Speaker 4>we can put plastic matting down anywhere. We don't need

0:49:24.920 --> 0:49:25.480
<v Speaker 4>to worry about this.

0:49:26.080 --> 0:49:28.839
<v Speaker 3>Trying to warn me that they will eat me. I'm terrified.

0:49:28.960 --> 0:49:30.839
<v Speaker 6>I don't know that's going to make run a bit

0:49:30.880 --> 0:49:35.600
<v Speaker 6>quicker if you know, lose. So I'm worried about Jack's

0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:37.240
<v Speaker 6>safety to be honest.

0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:42.800
<v Speaker 4>But think of the ratings up to him. We commit

0:49:42.880 --> 0:49:45.560
<v Speaker 4>to make this shut work. Say he loses a leg.

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<v Speaker 5>Alrighty, Today is National Cheese Day. Who knew that tracking

0:49:56.360 --> 0:49:59.640
<v Speaker 5>technology is now being placed while they're having cars in

0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:03.120
<v Speaker 5>the kind of parmesan cheese. In an effort to fight

0:50:03.200 --> 0:50:09.239
<v Speaker 5>back against cheese fraud, the Parmesiano Reggiano Consortium claims that

0:50:09.320 --> 0:50:14.280
<v Speaker 5>fraudling the fraudulent cheese market is worth over two billion dollars.

0:50:14.719 --> 0:50:17.680
<v Speaker 5>What does that mean? Fraudulent parmesan? You know, parmesan is

0:50:17.719 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 5>so expensive. Some places are selling stuff that it isn't counterfeit.

0:50:23.840 --> 0:50:25.160
<v Speaker 4>They put digital.

0:50:25.520 --> 0:50:28.880
<v Speaker 5>Chip tracing toonology to insure only parmesan from the region

0:50:29.320 --> 0:50:30.719
<v Speaker 5>is sold under its name.

0:50:31.800 --> 0:50:34.680
<v Speaker 4>This is amazing. So today we're looking for your cheese bands.

0:50:35.400 --> 0:50:39.120
<v Speaker 5>All right, cheese bands on stage at cheese Fest or

0:50:39.160 --> 0:50:40.960
<v Speaker 5>should I say from age Fest.

0:50:41.800 --> 0:50:42.640
<v Speaker 3>Very Italian of you.

0:50:43.320 --> 0:50:48.600
<v Speaker 4>It's French. Hey, your thing's pig racing, okay, but.

0:50:48.640 --> 0:50:50.880
<v Speaker 3>You're getting closer to friends obviously, Italy you're just a

0:50:50.960 --> 0:50:51.600
<v Speaker 3>stone stroll.

0:50:51.960 --> 0:50:54.600
<v Speaker 4>Let's chocolate up to that boy.

0:50:54.840 --> 0:50:58.360
<v Speaker 3>Some edges, some people say on the edge of Italian.

0:50:59.600 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 5>If you went to Tafe, that's where you think it is, alright,

0:51:02.280 --> 0:51:06.560
<v Speaker 5>Cheese man from Ours Fest Live in Italy, The bree

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:13.520
<v Speaker 5>fifty two's gold, mold play silver. Oh, a lovely and

0:51:14.120 --> 0:51:16.439
<v Speaker 5>an elderly crooner's coming on stage now?

0:51:16.840 --> 0:51:18.719
<v Speaker 4>Where is Camonbert Bacarac.

0:51:20.760 --> 0:51:28.359
<v Speaker 5>Camonbert Baccarac, Silver, black eyed cheese gold, bossan two men

0:51:28.840 --> 0:51:30.760
<v Speaker 5>Bossanne to men silver.

0:51:30.880 --> 0:51:33.359
<v Speaker 4>Beautiful creamy cheese, that garlic and herb why not.

0:51:33.360 --> 0:51:39.520
<v Speaker 5>Madam Monterey Jackson five bronze, get out of it's a great.

0:51:39.400 --> 0:51:44.120
<v Speaker 4>Cheddar red hot cheddar peppers forget.

0:51:45.880 --> 0:51:46.160
<v Speaker 11>All right?

0:51:46.200 --> 0:51:47.720
<v Speaker 4>What have you got at from age Fest?

0:51:48.080 --> 0:51:50.760
<v Speaker 3>The Grateful Chad that's good.

0:51:50.800 --> 0:51:54.560
<v Speaker 5>That's gold, The Grateful Chad, very good, jack Swissy Higgins.

0:51:56.040 --> 0:51:59.080
<v Speaker 3>Another gold, The Caeso Chiefs.

0:52:01.000 --> 0:52:02.800
<v Speaker 4>That is high level.

0:52:02.920 --> 0:52:04.560
<v Speaker 3>That's what they call cheese in Spain.

0:52:04.719 --> 0:52:07.719
<v Speaker 4>Got the right country this time? Well done gold.

0:52:07.640 --> 0:52:10.359
<v Speaker 3>And finally on stage and the cheese first is the

0:52:10.400 --> 0:52:12.080
<v Speaker 3>blue cheese man group.

0:52:13.560 --> 0:52:14.680
<v Speaker 4>Not group?

0:52:14.760 --> 0:52:16.160
<v Speaker 3>Is that the one you were going to play?

0:52:16.600 --> 0:52:19.080
<v Speaker 5>Actually he actually, Patsy asked producer Real. I didn't know

0:52:19.120 --> 0:52:22.839
<v Speaker 5>what it was going to just quickly group play instruments.

0:52:23.719 --> 0:52:28.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure they drums play drums.

0:52:29.000 --> 0:52:29.760
<v Speaker 4>No grade.

0:52:30.239 --> 0:52:32.400
<v Speaker 5>You won three golds, then, all right, what have you

0:52:32.400 --> 0:52:33.680
<v Speaker 5>got your cheese bands?

0:52:33.719 --> 0:52:34.920
<v Speaker 4>Please text it to us.

0:52:35.239 --> 0:52:37.839
<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:52:37.840 --> 0:52:40.400
<v Speaker 4>Cheese bands is the time wasted today? Chackie boy, you're

0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:40.919
<v Speaker 4>ready to mark?

0:52:41.880 --> 0:52:48.319
<v Speaker 5>Philly Connins Civil plus, Ricotta Martin Silver.

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<v Speaker 3>And the Briefish Civil plus.

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<v Speaker 5>Steve Fleetwood, Mac and Cheese, Nick Cave and the Bad

0:52:57.040 --> 0:53:02.160
<v Speaker 5>Cheese Gold. That's very good, Anthony Cheese trick, so a

0:53:02.239 --> 0:53:09.000
<v Speaker 5>cheap trick, Silver, Gouda Charlotte Gold Clever, very good, Phil,

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<v Speaker 5>nicely done, dam.

0:53:10.480 --> 0:53:13.360
<v Speaker 3>And the Ants Gold plus.

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<v Speaker 5>Very smart, John Duncan, Lou Bager and Mozzarella Number.

0:53:17.600 --> 0:53:23.360
<v Speaker 4>Five Bronze Cory. I liked it a mental as anything.

0:53:23.440 --> 0:53:25.360
<v Speaker 3>I just got it. Sorry, Baker is the brand of.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's right, Yes, Gold Well Non for being big enough, Kid.

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<v Speaker 22>Rock four Silverfflin, Monkey Boy, Kraft Punk Gold, very good,

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<v Speaker 22>Uncle Cracker Barrel Gold Uncle.

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<v Speaker 4>Shout out to Uncle Cracker.

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<v Speaker 3>That's Jamie Uncle Cracker song should be on your formal playlist.

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<v Speaker 17>Why are you good?

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<v Speaker 4>Cool?

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<v Speaker 5>The Tasty Boys, brom Melton, John Gold, that's very good,

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<v Speaker 5>Aired Notorious Brie Eye g Gold and Matt Eddie Cheddar

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<v Speaker 5>Gold straight out the seancele scene Eddie Cheddar Mike, that's

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<v Speaker 5>very good.

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<v Speaker 4>Parmer Van Morrison Gold, that's great.

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<v Speaker 5>That's already took me one on, Sam and Ossie favorite

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<v Speaker 5>John Parmesan Gold. Yeah, these are great, well done everybody,

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<v Speaker 5>thank you very much. All right, so the pig race

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<v Speaker 5>is on tomorrow already, though, Patsy, there have been some

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<v Speaker 5>nerves and wobbles.

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<v Speaker 4>Some salaries show nothing but iron confidence. So far.

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<v Speaker 3>Rio is getting into my ear, Patsy about the takeoff,

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<v Speaker 3>like what if your laces.

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<v Speaker 4>Are told that?

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<v Speaker 5>By the way, in a in a sports race, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't think it's called the takeoff?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that bit? The starting block?

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<v Speaker 6>The war, out of the blocks, out of the Oh

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<v Speaker 6>we need to get you one of those sprinter block

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<v Speaker 6>themes that they do.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm now worried, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 5>We do us a favor today, right, I know you

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<v Speaker 5>have any in a Bureau Meteorology bomb?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you the report yeah, tomorrow morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to hear what what the race predictions are

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<v Speaker 5>Friday morning?

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<v Speaker 4>HM, in the Collingwood area.

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<v Speaker 3>On the way the wind's going, because I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to run into the weight, go duck under it and

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<v Speaker 3>it'll be like a big sail running in towards it.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, it could be a slow track because it'll be

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<v Speaker 6>a wet, wet underfoot.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's what I thinking you might need to Like

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<v Speaker 5>in Formula one, the where they changed the ties, I

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<v Speaker 5>wouldn't be running in training.

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<v Speaker 4>So I think it studs to dig in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think you're right. What if the if the

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<v Speaker 3>pick takes off early, do we is that disqualification because

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<v Speaker 3>how does he know when to.

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<v Speaker 5>I think we're going to need to get a starting

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<v Speaker 5>pestol by the way, So so it's face.

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<v Speaker 6>Rap right the heck out of the animal.

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<v Speaker 4>Animals are tough as anything. He's squealing.

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<v Speaker 6>Slap him on the bottom.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, real, what are you concerned about? What did you

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<v Speaker 4>say to Jack earlier?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm very worried about the start. With Jack launching out

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<v Speaker 8>of the blocks, he could very easily fall on his face.

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<v Speaker 8>He could stumble, He could get the first few steps

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<v Speaker 8>stumble into the mud.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to do that. But you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>a baby giraffe, you're very tall.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually have in Africa saying giraffes run and it's majestic,

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<v Speaker 3>not baby giraffes. Yes, the baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you going to invite your son?

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<v Speaker 3>I want Pi Anchor and Gordon to be there so

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<v Speaker 3>that I can't make to see your CHaGS beat.

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<v Speaker 4>An animal in a foot race is a pivot in

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<v Speaker 4>a moment. He'll always remember that, he will.

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<v Speaker 3>But then when he comes across hard times in his life,

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<v Speaker 3>he'll go, but remember that time, my dad in the mud.

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<v Speaker 3>What I can do this? You're formative memory of you

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<v Speaker 3>is losing to appear.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so so deep, so many questions.

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<v Speaker 5>Only time will do owt Friday morning, a team tomorrow

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<v Speaker 5>on the show. Then what we are going to need

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<v Speaker 5>is a starter's pistol yep, all right. And the other

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<v Speaker 5>thing is fencers. We've been given a quote. This pig

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<v Speaker 5>will have to control his race. He's going to be

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<v Speaker 5>inside a kind of narrow alleyway like one hundred meters,

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<v Speaker 5>so when he two hundred meters are fencing. Tom the producer,

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<v Speaker 5>was quoted yesterday by a local fencing company sixteen hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I don't remember they hear radio show.

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<v Speaker 5>They get an old special BS tariff oul radio show.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a special tariff hey for them?

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<v Speaker 11>Right?

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<v Speaker 4>So fences?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so for two hundred meters of temporary fencing, can

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<v Speaker 5>anyone do us a cheaper quote?

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<v Speaker 4>Tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 5>Wink wink cash, wink wink. Mates rates on the radio. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>fencing starting pistol? What else do we need?

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<v Speaker 3>Commentator?

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<v Speaker 4>That's it, we need a commentator.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't believe you want me to actually ask TOMA

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<v Speaker 5>producers to call Bruce mcaveny.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I haven't seen the weather. That's why I

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<v Speaker 3>think you go.

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<v Speaker 5>To Hollywood Chiltern's farm in this weather, standing in a

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<v Speaker 5>freezing field to commentate on a pig racing a man.

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<v Speaker 3>At least call you can only all right, you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Que okay, we will make the call today.

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