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Speaker 2: and Man's cutting is cutting room on the cutting room floor.

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Speaker 2: Something that has read its head many, many, many times.

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Speaker 1: On our show talking about shopping carts.

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Speaker 2: Shopping cart or shopping trolley? What are you American?

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Speaker 1: And I say trolley?

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Speaker 2: You say trolley?

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Speaker 1: No, it says I'm off my cart.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you that's an American.

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Speaker 1: But there's a meme that's going around people saying I

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Speaker 1: can't sleep, I need a good night's sleep. And then

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Speaker 1: they are at three am watching a German show where

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Speaker 1: people have to push a shopping trolley into a into

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Speaker 1: a certain area.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a show, it's a show. Trolley.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you tried to host that front the.

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Speaker 2: German version of Grand Dana is going to be hosting

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Speaker 2: it now. But the shopping trolley, and you and I

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Speaker 2: have discussed this many times. I am one who always

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Speaker 2: returns the trolley to its corraling station. And what do

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Speaker 2: you do? Let's just do the same.

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Speaker 1: I would never in a million years abandon a trolley.

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Speaker 1: I'd never abandoned it.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you might see an ad hoc stack of trolleys. Well,

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Speaker 2: next to the.

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Speaker 1: Car, there's levels of stacking a trolley. Let me talk

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Speaker 1: you through this theory about the kind of person you

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Speaker 1: are depending on what you do with the trolley. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here they call it a shopping cart, so let's just

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Speaker 1: call it a shopping cart.

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Speaker 2: We all agree it's Australia.

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Speaker 1: I'm reading what they've said here, take out jage the

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Speaker 1: words okay, the shopping trolley. In case Brendan can't understand

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Speaker 1: the word cars.

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Speaker 2: I'm We're in Australia, not American.

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Speaker 1: The shopping trolley is the ultimate litmus test for whether

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Speaker 1: a person is capable of self governing. To ressurant reshurant

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Speaker 1: to return the shopping trolley. See what you've done, You've

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Speaker 1: stopped me Speaking English is an easy, convenient one which

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Speaker 1: we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. Yep,

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Speaker 1: to return the shopping trolley is objectively right, says here.

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Speaker 1: There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which

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Speaker 1: a person is not able to return their trolley. Agreed simultaneously,

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Speaker 1: it's not illegal to abandon your shopping trolley. Therefore, the

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Speaker 1: shopping trolley presents itself as the apex example of whether

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Speaker 1: a person will do what's right without being forced to

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Speaker 1: do it. No one will punish you for not returning

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Speaker 1: the shopping trolley. No one will find you or kill

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Speaker 1: you for not returning the shopping trolley. You gain nothing

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Speaker 1: by returning the trolley. Yes, we get it. You must

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Speaker 1: return the shopping trolley out of the goodness of your

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Speaker 1: own heart. You must return the trolley because it's the

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Speaker 1: right thing to do, because it's correct. A person who

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Speaker 1: is unable to do this is no better than an animal,

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Speaker 1: an absolute savage. You can only be made to do

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Speaker 1: what's right by threatening them with the law and the

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Speaker 1: force that stands behind it. The shopping trolley is what

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Speaker 1: determines whether a person is a good or bad member

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Speaker 1: of society.

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Speaker 2: I'll go one step further. This is breaking up into categories.

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Speaker 2: Lawful good. That's when you turn the trolley to the

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Speaker 2: store inside good. That's lawful good.

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Speaker 1: It's lawful plus you're being what's good. So that's when

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Speaker 1: you take it back to the corral.

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Speaker 2: Inside the inside the shopping setup. Neutral good. This is

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Speaker 2: when you return it to the corraling station, not in

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Speaker 2: the shopping center, but it's in the car park.

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Speaker 1: That is designated for returns good.

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Speaker 2: On you, So the lawful good people will go past

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Speaker 2: the corral and take it directly into the shopping center,

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Speaker 2: so the shopping set of cart guy doesn't have to

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Speaker 2: pick them up at all, doing amount of a job.

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Speaker 2: Not necessarily because there's always trolleys. Chaotic good is when

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Speaker 2: you go up to the corral and you just push

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Speaker 2: it and let it go in there. Hence your TV show.

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Speaker 1: Do we call it a corral while we're talking about

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Speaker 1: trolley rather than.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got a craw. Then there's lawful neutral when

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Speaker 2: you return it to another store. Who would do that? Well,

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Speaker 2: you're next to Audi and you're next to b WS

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Speaker 2: b WS trolley. You put it into Audi vice versa. Okay,

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Speaker 2: chaotic neutral, that's when it's returned to nature. You just

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Speaker 2: put on the medium strip inside the shopping ceter.

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Speaker 1: Where it goes back to grow in its natural environment.

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Speaker 2: Not necessarily, you just put it. You know, you're abandoning

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Speaker 2: the shopping trolley. Lawful evil. What's that unreturned but neatly stacked?

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Speaker 2: So you see one shopping trolley? Yeah okay, And then

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Speaker 2: you make an ad hoc lisp.

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Speaker 1: Even though it's just maybe in front of someone's house.

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Speaker 2: Natural or neutral evil is when you leave it in

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Speaker 2: a parking space.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's that's unacceptable. That's not neutral evil.

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Speaker 2: Chaotic evil is when you return it to a covert,

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Speaker 2: meaning you push it off the edge the verge and

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Speaker 2: it plungs into the water. You are truly, that's just chaos.

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Speaker 2: That's chaos for me. I always return the trolley because

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Speaker 2: the Lord smiles upon you.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to tell this story.

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Speaker 2: One day I return my trolley. There in the trolley

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Speaker 2: preceding my trolley was a barbee.

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Speaker 1: To ask the question, were you inside the store or

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Speaker 1: just I was?

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Speaker 2: I was neutral good, So neutral good for me.

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Speaker 1: He's returning to the corral outside the store but designated.

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Speaker 2: Area exactly if I was lawful good and taking it

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Speaker 2: into the shop, et cetera. Some under an employee, if

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Speaker 2: Coals or Woolworths would have noticed the chicken within the

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Speaker 2: trolley and they would have said.

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Speaker 1: This is the trolley that was in front of you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have missed it. If that person neutral

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Speaker 2: good had returned the trolley, we've said chicken, and unfortunately

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Speaker 2: for them they forgot their chicken. That happens.

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Speaker 1: But you've said you're the Lord rewarded you.

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Speaker 2: Well, I picked up the chicken.

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Speaker 1: What about the person who bought the chicken and took

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Speaker 1: it to the corral? Where was there all?

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Speaker 2: Well, they would have got home, unpacked their groceries and said,

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Speaker 2: oh bugger, I've left the chicks.

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Speaker 1: We're not eating tonight.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing else that they can do. They can't get

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Speaker 2: in the carriage.

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Speaker 1: You were kissed by the universe and they weren't.

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Speaker 2: Because I returned the trolley. And that's so had they Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but they returned trolley. So what will happen is they

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Speaker 2: will get something good coming their way.

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Speaker 1: Is that how you sleep at night?

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Speaker 2: That's how I sleep, And I slept very very well

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Speaker 2: because I'm that sort of person with.

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Speaker 1: A full tummy. It's someone else's chicken.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. It's a person who a like minded person,

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Speaker 2: and that person would be.

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Speaker 1: Happy thinking, well, someone good did it. Wasn't mister chaotic

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Speaker 1: evil who got it? Yeah, and that could be a

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Speaker 1: new marvel Baddy chaotic evil who just goes and pushes trolley.

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Speaker 2: One time, many years ago, I bought a bunch of

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Speaker 2: Indian food and as I was unpacking the Indian Food

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Speaker 2: Just outside the Indian Food shop, I left one of

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Speaker 2: the containers a buttered chicken, just sitting there, and I

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Speaker 2: didn't put it back into the bag. Ironically, I was

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Speaker 2: checking to put it so if they put everything in there,

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Speaker 2: I took the butter of chickens in there. I left

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Speaker 2: that there. Got to home that sands the buttered chicken,

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Speaker 2: so I left it there. So I'd like to think

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Speaker 2: that someone coming out of that Indian.

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Speaker 3: Store, Oh my god, who would take home a buttered

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Speaker 3: chicken a roast rote you have said, a rotisserie chicken.

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Speaker 3: At least this is in your defense. I can't believe

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Speaker 3: I'm defending.

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Speaker 1: You said there was a sticker that said when it

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Speaker 1: was cooked thime blah blah blah. A butter chicken could

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Speaker 1: have anything in it. Yeah, but still, how long has

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Speaker 1: it been?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I just hope that someone, a neutral,

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Speaker 2: good person like me got the benefits of that chicken.

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Speaker 1: Wow, they're probably still feeling them in hospital.

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Speaker 3: Okay, kids, I said today, come back to Mark bore

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Speaker 3: Charty and a man just