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Speaker 2: Right now we are joined by the one and only

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Speaker 2: Tony Armstrongay, Hello, how are we to Welcome to the

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Speaker 2: show mate. We were just talking before the song Tony

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Speaker 2: about this infamous slip of yours.

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Speaker 1: Ski to undergo next surgery. Pain has a bulging dick

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Speaker 1: that has been disc that has been that's a funny

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Speaker 1: one has been causing him pain. Going to throw to

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Speaker 1: you very quickly, Michael.

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Speaker 2: To be like prophetic in a lot of ways.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, people have been disrespecting my hard nos journalism for

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Speaker 1: too long. It's I'm glad we finally at a place

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Speaker 1: so we can shine a light on the fact that

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Speaker 1: I should of want to walk in and seventeen quills

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Speaker 1: for that. Thanks guys, I really appreciate you giving me

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Speaker 1: this platform too. You're all really grunds my years Australia.

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Speaker 2: No, let's talk abou show. So We've got a brand

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Speaker 2: new show called A Dog's World with Tony Armstrong and

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Speaker 2: tonight eight on the A, b C and ABC. If

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Speaker 2: you miss out and watching it tonight, you can always

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Speaker 2: stream it on iView. But here's the trailer for the show.

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Speaker 1: Here have listen. Scientists are now uncovering how the long

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Speaker 1: shared alliance between canines and humans has fundamentally changed their

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Speaker 1: biology and potentially ours too.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Well that's a big fact to throw into a trailer.

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Speaker 3: Dogs have changed our biology, Tony.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you'll have to watch to find out, because.

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Speaker 2: That's all we got you on.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, in all, In all seriousness, though, I

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Speaker 1: think it's a it's a really interesting show if you

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Speaker 1: if you have a dog or be interested in in

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Speaker 1: I guess the relationship between humans and their pets, not

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Speaker 1: necessarily just dog obviously this focus is on dogs, but

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Speaker 1: the way, the way that we interact, and I guess

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Speaker 1: what what was really interesting to me was how symbiotic

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Speaker 1: the most was I guess how they cheekily manipulate us

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Speaker 1: as much as we think we're manipulating them, like you know,

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Speaker 1: puppy dog guys like a complete learned behavior by Wow,

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Speaker 1: So it's.

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Speaker 2: Actually it's actually a thing. You get what you want

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Speaker 2: when you're.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean I mean like, like, so they've

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Speaker 1: learnt that. So dogs descendants of wolves and then we

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Speaker 2: Example of selective breeding.

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Speaker 3: Because so you're saying, you're saying wolves were out there

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Speaker 3: delivering puppy dog eyes. Have I gone too much of

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Speaker 1: Turning? I think I think you might have jumped too

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Speaker 1: farion years. But what I'm saying is that you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, the these descendants of wolves have now developed

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Speaker 2: In that moment. I think it's always put on dog owners,

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Speaker 2: isn't it. Who's who's the well, who's the more subservient one?

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Speaker 2: If you're the one who feeds them around the clock,

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Speaker 2: make sure that make sure there's comfortable, always always cuddles

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Speaker 2: them and then also picks up their poo for them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they absolutely know just the same as

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Speaker 2: Your dog knows who to go to when they want something.

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Speaker 2: They know, they know the person in the room. Like

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Speaker 2: they go, you're the weakest link. You'll give me food.

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Speaker 3: Why comes to me as well? Your runs to me constantly,

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Speaker 1: On the love me, you love me conditional week.

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Speaker 2: He Tony, there's a bit of a wild rumor flying

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Speaker 2: around that you could be the Bachelor next year. We're

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Speaker 2: going to talk to you about it, right. I didn't

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Speaker 2: appreciate that we slammed his fader down as well.

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Speaker 2: Dog's World is on tonight the A b C eight

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Speaker 2: thirty with Tony Armstrong. You joins the toys right now. Now,

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Speaker 2: time before we get into the juice, let's get into

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Speaker 2: a little bit of the sap because I know, obviously

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Speaker 2: the show's all about dogs and stuff, and I read

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Speaker 2: recently you had to put your dog down.

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Speaker 1: It was quite unfortunate and a sad and a sad ending.

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Speaker 1: But what ending is happy with dogs? We tend to

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Speaker 2: It's just the worst day in the world, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It sucked. There's no other there's no other way to

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Speaker 3: But I mean, why, why, sorry mate, why are you

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Speaker 3: doing a show called a Dog's World six weeks after

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Speaker 3: putting down your dog? That that just feels like.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I'll let you in a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a secret about TV Land. What we're doing is we

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Speaker 3: It destroyed TV, for me turning destroy you.

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Speaker 2: And I've just been filming TV shows.

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Speaker 3: I still don't get it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know they go out.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. I was like why on TV.

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Speaker 2: Just last year it comes out of April.

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Speaker 3: I was like, why don't I famous it? Wh don't

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Speaker 2: But can I ask you about that? So obviously, like

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Speaker 2: putting a dog down is the worst day in the

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Speaker 2: world I had. I've had to put two or we

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Speaker 2: put two dogs.

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Speaker 1: Down in my time.

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Speaker 2: It's a shocking day. But can I just ask you

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Speaker 2: a question because this is always the very interesting part

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Speaker 2: about putting a dog down for me. So you put

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Speaker 2: the dog down, let the dog. The dog dies, right,

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Speaker 2: and it's somber, like you can hear a pin drop

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Speaker 3: Because the dogs the body.

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Speaker 2: You have to get straight down the practicalities like a

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Speaker 2: cremate them, and you know, with a human it's quite processed, right,

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Speaker 2: it's out of your hands. But when the dog dies,

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Speaker 2: the dogs there and the person put the dog downs, like,

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Speaker 2: so do you want me to take them? And you're like, well,

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Speaker 2: just a weird. It's one of the strangest conversations you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it is, and it's and for some reason

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Speaker 1: you kind of don't have it in front of the dog.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's yeah, you know what I mean, it's like

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Speaker 1: it's like but it's like, hey, you like, despite what

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Speaker 1: you might learn in a dog's world, yeah, anytime on

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Speaker 1: you like they they definitely can't understand the new answer

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Speaker 1: the body, you know after after yeah so, but but

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Speaker 1: you still you still don't want to have that conversation.

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Speaker 2: Around You're here, they're lying there, and then you and

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Speaker 2: we're like all right, and then by it no she

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Speaker 2: and then we were like, okay, she did with it? Well,

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Speaker 2: I have no idea, but she was like what do

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Speaker 2: you want? How do you want to get it in

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Speaker 2: the car?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, was she even a vet?

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Speaker 1: This witch doctor?

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Speaker 2: We had her to put out witch and we had

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Speaker 3: And I was like, what, Barry, sounds like a very

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Speaker 1: Real kind of bush league.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how was your burial? Sorry man?

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Then book out Saint Peter's Basilica for us.

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Speaker 1: For our top time. It sucks to be you. We

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Speaker 1: got it booked out.

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Speaker 2: N nice had some pat's booked out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well my middle names iss Patrick, so it was

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Speaker 1: it was yeah.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful, beautiful ceremony for you there, hey time.

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Speaker 3: We alluded to this, moving away from what to do

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Speaker 3: with the dead dog.

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Speaker 2: We've been buried in the backyard. Where buried in the backyard.

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Speaker 2: You can't put it over there?

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Speaker 1: We get another dog it we'll find it exactly And

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Speaker 1: then what if you move?

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Speaker 2: What if you move?

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Speaker 1: Sorry? Sorry, we're moving on.

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Speaker 3: We're moving on from dead dogs.

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Speaker 2: And then your mum starts going to be a good

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Speaker 2: manure for the Japanese mape. But we know that's struggling

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Speaker 3: Okay, we've had enough, Tony, Tony, we alluded this before

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Speaker 3: the song. There is a vicious rumor not vicious, but

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Speaker 3: just a juicy rumor going around that you could be

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Speaker 3: the next bachelor.

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Speaker 1: Can you speak to that, mate? Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and no, well, I mean, I mean, I kind of,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't, I don't. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: this rumor has happened.

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Speaker 2: To be honest, I should read write an article about

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Speaker 2: your mate, a new idea.

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Speaker 1: All right, well there, well, there you go. I'm obviously

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Speaker 1: I've obviously got Google words about myself on my phone clearly. No, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I mean not that I'm aware of, Shay.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, mane. It just needs to be

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Speaker 2: a straight bat.

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Speaker 1: No unless I'm unless I'm getting lampooned by absolutely everyone

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Speaker 1: that I know. I am not the Bachelor.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but if you got asked, would you say yes?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, I don't think see, I don't think you believe me.

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Speaker 1: And here's the thing. What would someone who has to

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Speaker 1: keep it under wraps say? They'd say no? What does

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Speaker 1: someone who isn't going to do it gonna say? They'll

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Speaker 1: say no? So there's no way for me to win here.

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Speaker 2: True, he just told us that you are.

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Speaker 1: No. It sounds tonight.

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Speaker 2: I ate Betty on the A B C and A

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Speaker 2: B C. I have you have been missing? Sounds like

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Speaker 2: a crack ever show.

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Speaker 1: It's been a pleasure you mate having me on. Have

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Speaker 1: a good day.

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Speaker 3: Hear more of the boys on the full podcast.

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Speaker 1: Just scroll up.