WEBVTT - MINI: Britt has BANNED g-strings at her wedding? 💒

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<v Speaker 1>I sent some save the date like wedding invitations out

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<v Speaker 1>about eight ten days ago and it has caused.

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<v Speaker 2>An international drama.

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<v Speaker 1>So Ben, my fiancee, lives over in well, he lives

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<v Speaker 1>in Romania now, but he's Swiss, so all of his

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<v Speaker 1>side of the family are from Europe or from the UK,

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<v Speaker 1>and on my side of the family, we're basically all Australian,

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<v Speaker 1>so the wedding is split down the middle with internationals

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<v Speaker 1>and Aussie's. So Ben gets this message from someone that

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<v Speaker 1>says like one of his invites that just says dress

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<v Speaker 1>code question mark fair and he wrote back.

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<v Speaker 2>Ben wrote back, oh, yeah, sorry, Britt set the dress code.

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<v Speaker 1>That was it. Day or two later, I gets another

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<v Speaker 1>message basically saying hey, hey, you got the dress code

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<v Speaker 1>question mark.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like, yeah, sorry, Britt set the dress code.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's pretty normal, and we've seen the invitations were

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<v Speaker 3>invited and the dress code is normal.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, so Ben messages me and is just like, babe,

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<v Speaker 2>a dress code.

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<v Speaker 1>Is normal for weddings and I was like absolutely, like

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<v Speaker 1>an hows isn't even over the top, And he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just people are asking me. Loads of people are

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<v Speaker 1>questioning the dress code, and I was like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean just say yes, we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Enforcing the dress code. So he's like okay.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of days later he's like okay. He's like

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<v Speaker 1>things are escalating. He gets a message from a really

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<v Speaker 1>good friend of his, a girl, and she writes, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to talk about the dress code. Ben's like

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<v Speaker 1>throwing his arms up. He's like, why is everyone so

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<v Speaker 1>upping arms about the dress code? And he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Britt's set the dress code. Sorry, it's enforceable, like you

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<v Speaker 1>have to do it. It's just what we're doing. And

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<v Speaker 1>she's like yeah, but is it strict. She's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit weird and he's like, yeah, it is strict.

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<v Speaker 1>Like sorry, that's just what you've got to do. And

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, but what if it doesn't go with the

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<v Speaker 1>dress that I'm wearing. He's like, what, You'll find something

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<v Speaker 1>that goes like, you'll work it out. This goes back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth and back and forth, and she's getting a

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<v Speaker 1>bit aggravated about She's like, I just think it's weird

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, I'm telling you it is a normal thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, well, how is Britney going to know?

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<v Speaker 1>Like He's like, Britney's going to be upset, and she's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>how is Britney going to know he's And she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany's going to be looking. Trust me, she's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be looking to make sure that the dress.

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<v Speaker 2>Code is enforced.

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<v Speaker 1>And she goes, well, I just think it's weird and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's appropriate that she's looking. And he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna see what's on your feet And then the

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<v Speaker 1>girl was like what and Ben was like what and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, what do you mean what's on my feet?

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<v Speaker 1>The dress code says strictly no thongs and Ben was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no thongs like flip flops, and she was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god.

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<v Speaker 3>No g streings are allowed wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a single one.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole European side, all of Ben's family or he's

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<v Speaker 1>like Auntie, his uncle's grands Everyone thought that I put

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<v Speaker 1>a dress code that said strictly no g strings.

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<v Speaker 3>I want full briefs on nothing, and I will check.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine Nana rocking up wearing a G string.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone thought that I was enforcing, so I had to

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<v Speaker 1>go and update the wedding invitation and I literally had

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<v Speaker 1>to write, hey, for all your Europeans you.

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<v Speaker 2>Are allowed to wear a g string. For us, Aussie's

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<v Speaker 2>songs are flip flops.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was mortified, especially when Ben's like, yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be looking what I'm going to be looking

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<v Speaker 1>up your dress.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got a call, Sarah, Hey, did you something like this?

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<v Speaker 4>What got lost in translation?

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<v Speaker 5>My father in law lives on a cattle station in

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<v Speaker 5>remote South Australia and we get a lot of international

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<v Speaker 5>backpackers come in and work for us. And he was

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<v Speaker 5>driving home from work and pulled in at the local

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<v Speaker 5>roadhouse and said, I'm just jumping out of the car

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<v Speaker 5>to grab a gay time. Does anyone want one? And

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<v Speaker 5>all the backpackers looked at each other said no scene

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<v Speaker 5>and he ranny his got his ice cream, and the

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<v Speaker 5>tribe home was just silent. And the backpackers get back

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<v Speaker 5>to the house and say, oh, Sarah, you wouldn't believe

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<v Speaker 5>what's happened. Your father in law was gone into the

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<v Speaker 5>roadhouse through gaytime and they said, yeah, his favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait did you ever tell the backpackers or are they

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<v Speaker 4>now telling the story of the gay man that used

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<v Speaker 4>to hook up but service station bathrooms?

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<v Speaker 5>No? No, no, we told them once they got a

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<v Speaker 5>bit uncomfortable and I thought he was having secret hookups.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because he.

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<v Speaker 3>Was driving them there very fast as well the time

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<v Speaker 3>it takes to run into HM ice cream.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks for you called next on the show. Imagine being

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<v Speaker 4>fired from your job for the things you googled while

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<v Speaker 4>you were at work.

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<v Speaker 3>We google so much crap because of the stuff we

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<v Speaker 3>talk about on radio.

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<v Speaker 4>Line of work. Yeah, we have a great cover. I

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<v Speaker 4>can google gay time and not get in trouble because

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<v Speaker 4>we were just talking about it. Anyway, you will never

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<v Speaker 4>believe a man has he's posted to TikTok, he's been

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<v Speaker 4>fired for some of the things he googled and now

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<v Speaker 4>shock you. Well, we'll see next on the Pickup