Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: my daughter's in year twelve, so she's in the final stretch,
Speaker 1: big exams, lots of stress. She comes running down yesterday.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, I've got this maths exam. Wednesday.
Speaker 1: My lucky Pans has run out. I leap ups like
Speaker 1: caught away yesterday and I go, let's go to office
Speaker 1: works because I there's nowhere else I love go more
Speaker 1: than office works. She was always late, you tyer, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Trip to office works is always a great trip.
Speaker 2: So we go.
Speaker 1: She gets like a watch five of her lucky pans
Speaker 1: and then I go, I need to get a few bits.
Speaker 1: She's like, what do you need to I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to get a label maker.
Speaker 2: She goes, what do you need?
Speaker 1: Mum's going to go mad.
Speaker 2: What do you need.
Speaker 1: Label maker for it? So I'm going to get organized.
Speaker 1: You went, it's too late now, but your age to
Speaker 1: decide to get organized.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the chaos that won't be fixed with the label maker.
Speaker 1: So I go, no, no, no, this is what's been
Speaker 1: holding me back. Once I have access to readily made labels, I'm.
Speaker 2: Good to go.
Speaker 1: It's the new means I emerge into fifty next year
Speaker 1: as late, you'll see a very very different in controlled ad.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I say to some young assistant, I went,
Speaker 1: it's like loads of these different kind of label makers.
Speaker 1: I say, which is the best one of these? And
Speaker 1: he goes consumable business, and I go business because I
Speaker 1: need it for business, okay, And he directs me to
Speaker 1: this beautiful thing I'm holding right now.
Speaker 2: Which is it's actually like a work of art.
Speaker 1: If Da Vinci was alive right now, he would have
Speaker 1: worked for the Dimo Corporation in this gorgeous lectra tag.
Speaker 1: If any of you guys got a label maker.
Speaker 3: We've got a small one. Yours is practically a typewriter.
Speaker 4: We've got that one.
Speaker 1: It's not really for home use. It's mainly for business
Speaker 1: owners like myself.
Speaker 2: You've got how many three?
Speaker 3: What do you need?
Speaker 5: Three?
Speaker 2: Four?
Speaker 4: Remember my husband works at office works, So what you
Speaker 4: need one each? Well, so we've got one for the garage,
Speaker 4: one for the kitchen and one for the other end
Speaker 4: of the house, which is move them around.
Speaker 3: How many labels are you making?
Speaker 1: I'm Buckingham Palace of Well, we've got twenty nine the
Speaker 1: west wing, the east wing, the guard, and the north wind.
Speaker 3: And you make labels in the kitchen too bad. I'm
Speaker 3: labeling up the w D forty.
Speaker 2: Use your own one.
Speaker 4: The love God had to stage an intervention when he
Speaker 4: came home one day, went to get a wine glass
Speaker 4: out of the cupboard, and I'd labeled in the cupboard
Speaker 4: white wine glasses, red wine.
Speaker 1: I do get its glass because once you own, he
Speaker 1: decided to label.
Speaker 2: You've walked through a really exciting doorway.
Speaker 4: The potential of order is just God.
Speaker 1: It's just reassuring everything to the keys. And when you
Speaker 1: press that little magic button print you're printing off a
Speaker 1: new It's a ticket to happiness. And then I've got
Speaker 1: this all butt at the side that's got scissors on.
Speaker 1: I press that, it clips it and then I pull
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 2: I can't put that on, press it onto something.
Speaker 1: So when I got home yesterday evening and it was
Speaker 1: like Christmas Day, you know when you don't unwrap a
Speaker 1: gift properly. It's just like that, and I was like
Speaker 1: getting a knife and mean that that plastic thing that's
Speaker 1: one is trying to get.
Speaker 2: It out, and my daughters was like, you're gonna break
Speaker 2: it trying to get this scum.
Speaker 3: It's so labels need to be made.
Speaker 1: And then I go, I look at everything, and I
Speaker 1: just start labeling stuff. I've labeled up my phone charger,
Speaker 1: I've labeled up the TV. I'm going to my daughter.
Speaker 1: Wait there, give me those lucky pens. I labeled each
Speaker 1: of her five lucky pens. Guess what I labeled them
Speaker 1: lucky pens?
Speaker 3: I was, what did you label on the remote? Your
Speaker 3: name or just remote Dad's remote?
Speaker 2: I literally was walking around with this thing. Jack's right.
Speaker 2: It's like the Star Trek kind of teleporter.
Speaker 1: Isn't it?
Speaker 2: Spark beat me up?
Speaker 1: I was wandering around the house with this futuristic handheld device,
Speaker 1: actually just looking around.
Speaker 2: I even trying to work it. Could I get one
Speaker 2: on the dog column? I might come off anyway.
Speaker 1: I bought it into work today because I'd like to
Speaker 1: give you just a ticket to happiness like I'm having
Speaker 1: right now by labeling stuff. Calling now and I will
Speaker 1: print off live on air a label. Jack's got a
Speaker 1: load of envelopes here we will send you. That's who
Speaker 1: we're going to get from us, A small, tiny little
Speaker 1: label and whatever you want on there, whether it's your
Speaker 1: remote control your chargers. Whatever you want. Just call us up,
Speaker 1: tell us what you'd like the label for. I'll do
Speaker 1: it live, print it off, Jack will put it in
Speaker 1: the post it at night.
Speaker 3: I can tell you it's satisfying. I walked in today
Speaker 3: to a little note on my seat that said Jack, Oh,
Speaker 3: now I know exactly where to sit. I sit here
Speaker 3: every day for the last four years.
Speaker 2: We are the same.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to just do one now live so
Speaker 1: you can we can just practice how that's going to go.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna the callers will come on air right
Speaker 1: and I will have a little bit of a chat
Speaker 1: and I'll say, what do you want it to say?
Speaker 1: Then put it into my magic machine and then I
Speaker 1: will print us. So right now I'm going to do
Speaker 1: a live one. Now, I noticed Rio's got a little
Speaker 1: big penny users every day, so why don't I make
Speaker 1: a nice one for that. And it simply says Rio's pen.
Speaker 1: So okay, Rio's pen. And then I just clicked print.
Speaker 1: Have you listened to this?
Speaker 3: The power very satisfying?
Speaker 5: Go.
Speaker 2: Then I press my magic scissors.
Speaker 1: Buttons still printing. That's really oh, listen to that. Being climped.
Speaker 2: There we go a fresh label.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 2: Yo, Okay, this could be you.
Speaker 1: Right now, do this now. You don't need Fox and
Speaker 1: they're Alpha bucks. I've got Alpha labels, all right, nine
Speaker 1: four one four four three. You can only have one label, please,
Speaker 1: don't be greedy. Okay, am on, you gonna do one label?
Speaker 1: Pacorer on a brier.
Speaker 5: You're listening to the Christian O'carls show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian does a does your printing machine have its own label?
Speaker 1: Saying Christian's labeling machine?
Speaker 2: Well, I've that's actually great idea, David, so thank you.
Speaker 2: I've actually just printed one off for myself.
Speaker 1: I wonder what you're so busy doing during the song
Speaker 1: that's label machine. Get your hands off, kids, you can't
Speaker 1: have this. Riosis made this theme tune for me.
Speaker 4: He's a label man.
Speaker 2: No ways is rushed. It sounds like I just marched
Speaker 2: him in there.
Speaker 1: Just say that Jack is good. Jack just said to Rio,
Speaker 1: do we need to preview it? He goes it is
Speaker 1: what it is. They ain't going to be a second take.
Speaker 1: The first draft is the only draft.
Speaker 2: He's a label man, all right.
Speaker 1: So I've got a new label machine I got for myself,
Speaker 1: and I'm offering you your own label.
Speaker 2: I'll print it. We'll stick it in the post today
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: Uh, Somemantha, that's got a Samantha first of all, Good
Speaker 1: morning Samantha.
Speaker 5: Good morning Christian. How are you today?
Speaker 1: Very excited to a brave new world for me? Brave
Speaker 1: new world where the my very own demo label maker?
Speaker 1: What label can I do for you?
Speaker 5: Barbara's ashtray?
Speaker 2: Is this for you? Or no?
Speaker 5: No, no no, This is for my mum.
Speaker 4: Barbara's ashtray very important, have a very long story.
Speaker 5: Can't go into it now, don't but another.
Speaker 2: Day day, Barbarer's ash straight.
Speaker 3: Christian's passing it to me now and in the envelope.
Speaker 2: We will past. We're sticking in the post today, Samantha. Okay.
Speaker 2: Barbara enjoys it as well, love you even today, Thank you.
Speaker 2: I leave it up. I love my work.
Speaker 5: Petey, gosh, hang.
Speaker 2: On, Pete, it's just turned itself off. It keeps turning
Speaker 2: itself off very quickly, like a toy on belly. Had
Speaker 2: it twelve hours? All right, Pete? What would you like?
Speaker 5: Mate?
Speaker 2: What do you want the label to say?
Speaker 5: Don't touch the radio?
Speaker 2: Don't touch the radio, okay?
Speaker 5: In my arm truck He used to have the manual dials,
Speaker 5: and I broke the one that was on God one
Speaker 5: day for so no one could change it. But now
Speaker 5: I've got a digital one, and I wanted so that
Speaker 5: no one can change it.
Speaker 2: It's printing right now. Amazing noise, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's all right.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it's purring in my mind, a lovely
Speaker 2: reassuring sound. All right, Pete was just coming out.
Speaker 1: Let me just wait a second and I'll press the
Speaker 1: scissor button that clips it. There we go, rio, pass
Speaker 1: out the jack, don't touch the radio.
Speaker 2: I'll be in the post today. Enjoy.
Speaker 1: Thanks Pete, thank you. Let's go to angus. Angus, Come on, angus.
Speaker 1: What do you want the label to say?
Speaker 5: Mate garage only? But the wife's huber that's specifically for
Speaker 5: who bring the garage?
Speaker 2: So garage only, yes? And so why do you want
Speaker 2: garage only?
Speaker 5: Is it one that the wife had the hoover for
Speaker 5: the garage? That's only for the garage.
Speaker 3: All right, I've got you now, Well why can't the
Speaker 3: fucking come inside it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: We have one for that. In fact, we have chio
Speaker 5: for inside you.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: It's printing off right now, sticking the Post Today Garage only.
Speaker 2: It's on his way to you, Angus. Enjoy, thank you, pleasure.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast