WEBVTT - MINI: Banned at School

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian No Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so we're talking about the nineties and the

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<v Speaker 2>letter s in our ages of the nineties. Let's talk

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<v Speaker 2>about slap bracelets. These obviously a big thing for you

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<v Speaker 2>guys were in the UK as well. Did they get

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<v Speaker 2>banned from your schools?

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<v Speaker 3>I hadn't seen one since the nineties and now they

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<v Speaker 3>were big in schools until just a couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 3>ago when I was in America on holiday and I

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<v Speaker 3>went on the Saint Louis Breakfast show, the Courtney Show,

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<v Speaker 3>they had Slaps branded slap bracelets that they were given

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<v Speaker 3>away to their listeners and they were popular, and it

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<v Speaker 3>made me think, actually wrote down we should bring this hime.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think we could get anyone who would make that?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I know merch these days, they can put your

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<v Speaker 2>logo on virtually anything. But where would you even get

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<v Speaker 2>slap bracelets from.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't seen that Niggle have them because also went

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<v Speaker 4>through a phase of yeah you can still get them there,

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<v Speaker 4>some with watches, some just playing with stuff on them.

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<v Speaker 3>So you reckon, we could scratch off the Smiggle logo

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<v Speaker 3>and put Christian's face on the slap rice.

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<v Speaker 2>Just get a sharpie and just doorball over or something

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<v Speaker 2>like that. All right, so we want to talking about

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<v Speaker 2>what got banned at your schools. We got skateboards were

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<v Speaker 2>band at mine?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>One kid skateboarder to school and a memory he broke

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<v Speaker 2>his I think he brought his leg or something of that,

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<v Speaker 2>and that was it. There was that special assembly, you

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<v Speaker 2>know where they called you all together and you knew

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<v Speaker 2>you were going to get bollocked. And that was the

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<v Speaker 2>only reason for a special assembly.

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<v Speaker 3>There was one kid ruined it for everyone else. One

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<v Speaker 3>kid got him in the eye. Well he should have

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<v Speaker 3>been wearing glasses. Is a band for everybody?

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<v Speaker 4>British Bulldog was the thing at our school because too

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<v Speaker 4>many kids were getting injured, broken bones and stitches.

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<v Speaker 2>My Catholic school that was very much encouraged. The teachers

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<v Speaker 2>would actually play and actually break our bones.

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<v Speaker 3>The Hunger games.

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<v Speaker 1>That really should have been bad, but they were fine

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<v Speaker 1>with that.

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<v Speaker 2>But those skateboards, those skateboards are bad news.

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<v Speaker 1>But Bulldog every lunch time we carried off to the

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<v Speaker 1>medical bait with that, all right? No four one four

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<v Speaker 1>one O four three? What got band at your school?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Fiona, Hi, how you going everybody.

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<v Speaker 5>We had the dig pats.

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<v Speaker 6>You may remember these, I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 5>The big.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah yeah, and they smelled like Big M's strawberry chocolate.

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<v Speaker 6>Yep. And everyone would fight over them because it's like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to like you got to explain what it is

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<v Speaker 1>in their own podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a hauler hoop that smelled like the chocolate.

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<v Speaker 4>They had like a scent, and they like you could

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<v Speaker 4>get a yellow banana one and there was a pink

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<v Speaker 4>strawberry one and they had like balls in them, didn't

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<v Speaker 4>they from memory? And as you think so, yeah, as

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<v Speaker 4>you spun it around your waist, you could smell like

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<v Speaker 4>foul smelling strawberry or chocolate.

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<v Speaker 5>Really yeah, the one than that nice.

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<v Speaker 6>But everyone would fight with them and they were a

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<v Speaker 6>part of things.

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<v Speaker 2>And people would fight over them.

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<v Speaker 6>I want to five, I want five of them.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got to have five of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for these mutually call it.

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<v Speaker 2>That was literally like a dog whistle for me and Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>We were presume they're having a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't really know how you even get a ball

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<v Speaker 3>inside of hula hoop? And is the ball made the smell?

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<v Speaker 6>Too?

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<v Speaker 3>Many questions?

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<v Speaker 4>Hollo, you see it just like ball beer.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you. What have I told you about? This?

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<v Speaker 1>Second question from you? To stick to one show.

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<v Speaker 6>Carl Brighter, you're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian you're playing Tom Jones sex bomb has made me

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<v Speaker 2>deeply uncomfortable today, is.

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<v Speaker 1>Not why won from your show. Well, while we're.

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<v Speaker 2>On that, Patrick Frommurmount even, let's stay on the moose

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<v Speaker 2>te thing.

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<v Speaker 1>This was his other big hit.

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<v Speaker 2>He had a thing, didn't he Old moose Tea going alright?

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<v Speaker 2>Also live with a letter s and the nineties then

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<v Speaker 2>slap bracelets. We're talking about what got banned at your school.

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<v Speaker 2>Character's emailed me Marbles.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, marbles. I used to love playing marbles with the

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<v Speaker 1>kids when they were younger.

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<v Speaker 3>What they did at our school was they told us

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<v Speaker 3>marbles was going to be banned and to get it

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<v Speaker 3>out of our system. We had a Marble Day where

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<v Speaker 3>we had no sessions and all day with armistice.

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<v Speaker 1>That is incredible, like the purge, a marble perge.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, go back to your school on nine

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<v Speaker 2>four one four one o four three, Jackie, what was

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<v Speaker 2>it for you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm at our school. We our school band click.

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<v Speaker 1>Clicks, I remember those They were sort of thing a

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<v Speaker 1>ninja would have.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, I actually think there works than nunchucks or throwing.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what they are.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you describe them? There were two very solid

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<v Speaker 2>plastic balls.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, oh yeah, I actually actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought they were sort of more like a like a

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<v Speaker 1>glass type. I don't even know, even more dangerous, more dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>We have plastic in the UK.

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<v Speaker 4>You had glass, but they were really noisy.

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<v Speaker 1>Where everything wants to kill you here the kids toys?

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<v Speaker 6>Correct?

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<v Speaker 5>Correct, Yes, After after a few injuries and what not,

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<v Speaker 5>few broken wrists and that.

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<v Speaker 6>They were banned from the school.

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<v Speaker 5>I think they were banned from the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually after that, oh I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>The world got together a ban Hitler and.

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie. You call banned by the world. What a great phote,

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<v Speaker 1>and that could be Carl, good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning guys. So I went to boarding school and

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<v Speaker 5>I do not recommend this. I sternly advise against it.

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<v Speaker 5>They ban pillow cases. We want to know, so if

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<v Speaker 5>you take a pillow case and you put it inside

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<v Speaker 5>another pillow case, enough pillow cases inside one pillow case

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<v Speaker 5>means that when you have a pillow fight, it can

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<v Speaker 5>cause damage. I do not recommend that you try to find.

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<v Speaker 1>It damage, mild scuffing, mild abrasion.

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<v Speaker 6>It will take you off your feet if you hit.

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<v Speaker 3>That, if you're half a grand airborne again and worry.

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<v Speaker 2>About inside Billow and then banned by the world of course, Carl,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you very much. Yes, thank you, have a good

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<v Speaker 2>day by Simon.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys, Yeah, I went to a private boys school and

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<v Speaker 6>they banned held hair Joel had Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did they bann hair gel to rock and roll

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<v Speaker 2>and unruly boys?

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<v Speaker 5>Exactly ninety nine?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 6>And we protested by growing her hairlong and scruppy, and

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<v Speaker 6>uh two months later they renegged on it.

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<v Speaker 5>And now we got to to the man.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a great story. Well done, Simon, thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you mate. Seven fifty three on goal David Lee Roth.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like Paradise, we obviously rang out of songs to do.

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<v Speaker 1>We had about five more. We went out of road, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like in Speak Christian Connell Show podcast Christian our Company.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's as she didn't play smooth by Santana, I can

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<v Speaker 2>play every other day. Have you never heard this radio

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<v Speaker 2>station stick around around? You'll have it today by fight sir.

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<v Speaker 2>That's our guarantee. We're talking there about what got banned

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<v Speaker 2>from your school on nine four one four three Christian planking.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember planking? M h, do you remember planking?

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<v Speaker 2>It got banned to my school after my brother thought

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<v Speaker 2>we funny to go on the school library of roof

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<v Speaker 2>during the lunch break and plank to the school. He

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<v Speaker 2>got expelled. He got expelled for that. I'd love to speak.

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<v Speaker 2>Always thought they were the ultimate hard people.

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<v Speaker 3>If you had somebody come from another school who got

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<v Speaker 3>expelled at their last school, they already.

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<v Speaker 2>Had surrounded in mystery hardness they had that.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't mess with them.

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<v Speaker 2>They're here because they got thrown out their school for

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<v Speaker 2>probably most of it was made up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a self myth. But they were legendary.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>There's sir squeeze. A few last calls in.

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<v Speaker 2>Is you know you were talking earlier Jack about there's

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<v Speaker 2>always one kid who does something, and then because something

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<v Speaker 2>they did, the rest of us are now have a banning.

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<v Speaker 2>Hugo is the originator of a school band.

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<v Speaker 6>Hugo get a Christian? How are you going? Mate?

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<v Speaker 2>So I understand you're the originator of the what got

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<v Speaker 2>banned at your school?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Mate, so I know you guys are talking about

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<v Speaker 6>this the other day, but our lunch orders.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happened?

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<v Speaker 6>So me, it wasn't just me. It was me and

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<v Speaker 6>a group of mates. We figured out one day that

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<v Speaker 6>if you ripped a little hole in your envelope and

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<v Speaker 6>gave it to the lunch order man, he would just

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<v Speaker 6>think that the money had fallen out some way, or

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<v Speaker 6>maybe one of his employees that had misplaced the money.

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<v Speaker 6>So for about two weeks you kept giving us free food.

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<v Speaker 1>And then what a Greek two week run that must

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<v Speaker 1>have been.

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<v Speaker 6>And then oh mate, it was absolutely amazing pies cookie.

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<v Speaker 3>And then surely as a quarter the whole class is

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<v Speaker 3>little holes.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going to get around? There's there's not there's more

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<v Speaker 1>than one one golden ticket.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, exactly. We kept we kept it pretty niche

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<v Speaker 6>to start, but you know a few of the more

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<v Speaker 6>unpopular kids found out about it and ruined it for everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Those unpopular kids.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but then yeah, then pretty much the lunch order

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<v Speaker 6>man banned lunch orders for I think a day or

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<v Speaker 6>two until he could get to the bottom of.

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<v Speaker 1>It and ran to no food.

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<v Speaker 6>Ran deep, It ran deep within the.

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<v Speaker 1>School, right to the top kids, right the.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, Hugo, thanks you cool.

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<v Speaker 6>Big shout out to my man Vipa Reo in the

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<v Speaker 6>studio doing a great job commentator for the Trading Game.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotcha.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes sense to the guy who obviously believed the

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<v Speaker 3>unpopular kids and friends with the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah like that is he.

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<v Speaker 2>He's constantly walking up and down picking on our trainings

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<v Speaker 2>because they're not the cool ones I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Who the hell is Vipers? Do you play footie with him? Hugo?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, this is actually not the first time I've called

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<v Speaker 6>up Christian. I'm a long time call up.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're just broken cover a bit more. Now we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to mark you in the system as a friend

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<v Speaker 2>of Rio's show again.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Hugo, thank you very much. Christian Connell's

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<v Speaker 1>Show podcast