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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian No Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, so we're talking about the nineties and the

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Speaker 2: letter s in our ages of the nineties. Let's talk

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Speaker 2: about slap bracelets. These obviously a big thing for you

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Speaker 2: guys were in the UK as well. Did they get

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Speaker 2: banned from your schools?

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Speaker 3: I hadn't seen one since the nineties and now they

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Speaker 3: were big in schools until just a couple of weeks

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Speaker 3: ago when I was in America on holiday and I

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Speaker 3: went on the Saint Louis Breakfast show, the Courtney Show,

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Speaker 3: they had Slaps branded slap bracelets that they were given

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Speaker 3: away to their listeners and they were popular, and it

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Speaker 3: made me think, actually wrote down we should bring this hime.

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Speaker 1: Do you think we could get anyone who would make that?

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Speaker 2: Because I know merch these days, they can put your

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Speaker 2: logo on virtually anything. But where would you even get

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Speaker 2: slap bracelets from.

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Speaker 4: I haven't seen that Niggle have them because also went

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Speaker 4: through a phase of yeah you can still get them there,

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Speaker 4: some with watches, some just playing with stuff on them.

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Speaker 3: So you reckon, we could scratch off the Smiggle logo

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Speaker 3: and put Christian's face on the slap rice.

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Speaker 2: Just get a sharpie and just doorball over or something

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Speaker 2: like that. All right, so we want to talking about

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Speaker 2: what got banned at your schools. We got skateboards were

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Speaker 2: band at mine?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: One kid skateboarder to school and a memory he broke

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Speaker 2: his I think he brought his leg or something of that,

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Speaker 2: and that was it. There was that special assembly, you

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Speaker 2: know where they called you all together and you knew

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Speaker 2: you were going to get bollocked. And that was the

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Speaker 2: only reason for a special assembly.

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Speaker 3: There was one kid ruined it for everyone else. One

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Speaker 3: kid got him in the eye. Well he should have

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Speaker 3: been wearing glasses. Is a band for everybody?

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Speaker 4: British Bulldog was the thing at our school because too

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Speaker 4: many kids were getting injured, broken bones and stitches.

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Speaker 2: My Catholic school that was very much encouraged. The teachers

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Speaker 2: would actually play and actually break our bones.

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Speaker 3: The Hunger games.

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Speaker 1: That really should have been bad, but they were fine

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Speaker 1: with that.

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Speaker 2: But those skateboards, those skateboards are bad news.

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Speaker 1: But Bulldog every lunch time we carried off to the

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Speaker 1: medical bait with that, all right? No four one four

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Speaker 1: one O four three? What got band at your school?

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Speaker 1: Hello Fiona, Hi, how you going everybody.

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Speaker 5: We had the dig pats.

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Speaker 6: You may remember these, I'm not sure.

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Speaker 5: The big.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, and they smelled like Big M's strawberry chocolate.

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Speaker 6: Yep. And everyone would fight over them because it's like I.

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Speaker 1: Want to like you got to explain what it is

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Speaker 1: in their own podcast.

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Speaker 3: Is a hauler hoop that smelled like the chocolate.

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Speaker 4: They had like a scent, and they like you could

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Speaker 4: get a yellow banana one and there was a pink

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Speaker 4: strawberry one and they had like balls in them, didn't

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Speaker 4: they from memory? And as you think so, yeah, as

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Speaker 4: you spun it around your waist, you could smell like

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Speaker 4: foul smelling strawberry or chocolate.

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Speaker 5: Really yeah, the one than that nice.

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Speaker 6: But everyone would fight with them and they were a

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Speaker 6: part of things.

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Speaker 2: And people would fight over them.

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Speaker 6: I want to five, I want five of them.

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Speaker 5: I've got to have five of them.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for these mutually call it.

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Speaker 2: That was literally like a dog whistle for me and Jack.

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Speaker 2: We were presume they're having a good time.

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Speaker 3: You don't really know how you even get a ball

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Speaker 3: inside of hula hoop? And is the ball made the smell?

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Speaker 6: Too?

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Speaker 3: Many questions?

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Speaker 4: Hollo, you see it just like ball beer.

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Speaker 1: I told you. What have I told you about? This?

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Speaker 1: Second question from you? To stick to one show.

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Speaker 6: Carl Brighter, you're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian you're playing Tom Jones sex bomb has made me

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Speaker 2: deeply uncomfortable today, is.

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Speaker 1: Not why won from your show. Well, while we're.

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Speaker 2: On that, Patrick Frommurmount even, let's stay on the moose

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Speaker 2: te thing.

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Speaker 1: This was his other big hit.

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Speaker 2: He had a thing, didn't he Old moose Tea going alright?

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Speaker 2: Also live with a letter s and the nineties then

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Speaker 2: slap bracelets. We're talking about what got banned at your school.

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Speaker 2: Character's emailed me Marbles.

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Speaker 1: Yes, marbles. I used to love playing marbles with the

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Speaker 1: kids when they were younger.

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Speaker 3: What they did at our school was they told us

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Speaker 3: marbles was going to be banned and to get it

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Speaker 3: out of our system. We had a Marble Day where

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Speaker 3: we had no sessions and all day with armistice.

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Speaker 1: That is incredible, like the purge, a marble perge.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, go back to your school on nine

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Speaker 2: four one four one o four three, Jackie, what was

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Speaker 2: it for you?

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Speaker 6: I'm at our school. We our school band click.

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Speaker 1: Clicks, I remember those They were sort of thing a

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Speaker 1: ninja would have.

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Speaker 2: Basically, I actually think there works than nunchucks or throwing.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what they are.

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Speaker 2: How would you describe them? There were two very solid

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Speaker 2: plastic balls.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, I actually actually.

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Speaker 1: Thought they were sort of more like a like a

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Speaker 1: glass type. I don't even know, even more dangerous, more dangerous.

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Speaker 1: We have plastic in the UK.

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Speaker 4: You had glass, but they were really noisy.

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Speaker 1: Where everything wants to kill you here the kids toys?

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Speaker 6: Correct?

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Speaker 5: Correct, Yes, After after a few injuries and what not,

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Speaker 5: few broken wrists and that.

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Speaker 6: They were banned from the school.

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Speaker 5: I think they were banned from the world.

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Speaker 1: Actually after that, oh I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: The world got together a ban Hitler and.

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Speaker 1: Jackie. You call banned by the world. What a great phote,

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Speaker 1: and that could be Carl, good morning.

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Speaker 5: Good morning guys. So I went to boarding school and

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Speaker 5: I do not recommend this. I sternly advise against it.

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Speaker 5: They ban pillow cases. We want to know, so if

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Speaker 5: you take a pillow case and you put it inside

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Speaker 5: another pillow case, enough pillow cases inside one pillow case

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Speaker 5: means that when you have a pillow fight, it can

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Speaker 5: cause damage. I do not recommend that you try to find.

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Speaker 1: It damage, mild scuffing, mild abrasion.

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Speaker 6: It will take you off your feet if you hit.

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Speaker 3: That, if you're half a grand airborne again and worry.

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Speaker 2: About inside Billow and then banned by the world of course, Carl,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much. Yes, thank you, have a good

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Speaker 2: day by Simon.

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Speaker 6: Guys, Yeah, I went to a private boys school and

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Speaker 6: they banned held hair Joel had Joe.

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Speaker 2: Why did they bann hair gel to rock and roll

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Speaker 2: and unruly boys?

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Speaker 5: Exactly ninety nine?

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Speaker 2: I have no idea.

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Speaker 6: And we protested by growing her hairlong and scruppy, and

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Speaker 6: uh two months later they renegged on it.

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Speaker 5: And now we got to to the man.

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Speaker 2: This is a great story. Well done, Simon, thank you,

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Speaker 2: Thank you mate. Seven fifty three on goal David Lee Roth.

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Speaker 2: Just like Paradise, we obviously rang out of songs to do.

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Speaker 1: We had about five more. We went out of road, just.

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Speaker 2: Like in Speak Christian Connell Show podcast Christian our Company.

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Speaker 2: Let's as she didn't play smooth by Santana, I can

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Speaker 2: play every other day. Have you never heard this radio

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Speaker 2: station stick around around? You'll have it today by fight sir.

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Speaker 2: That's our guarantee. We're talking there about what got banned

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Speaker 2: from your school on nine four one four three Christian planking.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember planking? M h, do you remember planking?

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Speaker 2: It got banned to my school after my brother thought

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Speaker 2: we funny to go on the school library of roof

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Speaker 2: during the lunch break and plank to the school. He

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Speaker 2: got expelled. He got expelled for that. I'd love to speak.

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Speaker 2: Always thought they were the ultimate hard people.

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Speaker 3: If you had somebody come from another school who got

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Speaker 3: expelled at their last school, they already.

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Speaker 2: Had surrounded in mystery hardness they had that.

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Speaker 1: Don't mess with them.

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Speaker 2: They're here because they got thrown out their school for

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Speaker 2: probably most of it was made up.

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Speaker 1: It's like a self myth. But they were legendary.

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 1: There's sir squeeze. A few last calls in.

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Speaker 2: Is you know you were talking earlier Jack about there's

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Speaker 2: always one kid who does something, and then because something

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Speaker 2: they did, the rest of us are now have a banning.

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Speaker 2: Hugo is the originator of a school band.

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Speaker 6: Hugo get a Christian? How are you going? Mate?

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Speaker 2: So I understand you're the originator of the what got

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Speaker 2: banned at your school?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Mate, so I know you guys are talking about

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Speaker 6: this the other day, but our lunch orders.

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Speaker 1: So what happened?

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Speaker 6: So me, it wasn't just me. It was me and

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Speaker 6: a group of mates. We figured out one day that

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Speaker 6: if you ripped a little hole in your envelope and

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Speaker 6: gave it to the lunch order man, he would just

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Speaker 6: think that the money had fallen out some way, or

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Speaker 6: maybe one of his employees that had misplaced the money.

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Speaker 6: So for about two weeks you kept giving us free food.

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Speaker 1: And then what a Greek two week run that must

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Speaker 6: And then oh mate, it was absolutely amazing pies cookie.

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Speaker 3: And then surely as a quarter the whole class is

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Speaker 3: little holes.

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Speaker 1: What's going to get around? There's there's not there's more

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Speaker 1: than one one golden ticket.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, exactly. We kept we kept it pretty niche

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Speaker 6: to start, but you know a few of the more

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Speaker 1: Those unpopular kids.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but then yeah, then pretty much the lunch order

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Speaker 6: man banned lunch orders for I think a day or

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Speaker 1: It and ran to no food.

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Speaker 6: Ran deep, It ran deep within the.

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Speaker 1: School, right to the top kids, right the.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Hugo, thanks you cool.

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Speaker 6: Big shout out to my man Vipa Reo in the

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Speaker 6: studio doing a great job commentator for the Trading Game.

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Speaker 1: Gotcha.

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Speaker 3: It makes sense to the guy who obviously believed the

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Speaker 3: unpopular kids and friends with the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah like that is he.

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Speaker 2: He's constantly walking up and down picking on our trainings

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Speaker 2: because they're not the cool ones I have.

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Speaker 1: Who the hell is Vipers? Do you play footie with him? Hugo?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is actually not the first time I've called

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Speaker 6: up Christian. I'm a long time call up.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Now you're just broken cover a bit more. Now we're

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Speaker 2: going to mark you in the system as a friend

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Speaker 2: of Rio's show again.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Hugo, thank you very much. Christian Connell's

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Speaker 1: Show podcast