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Speaker 1: That's coming.

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Speaker 2: That's Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Speaker 1: Eh, Gwyneth Paltrow. This story has been bubbling along for

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Speaker 1: some time. I first read about this on a website

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Speaker 1: called pop bitch. That's often people anonymously give lots of

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Speaker 1: juicy goths.

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Speaker 2: It's like a nice version of four chan. What's that,

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Speaker 2: pop bitch? I have four chances?

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Speaker 1: Pop pitch isn't always charming, no, but this is where

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Speaker 1: the story was. Was came into my sphere of interest.

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Speaker 1: But it's been bubbling along and lots of people have

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Speaker 1: been coming to go on it, to the point now

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Speaker 1: that's almost become common chat. Let's get to it. Weyneth

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Speaker 1: Paltrow had a hold of people over for you know,

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Speaker 1: entertaining times, and she was holidaying at her montecito, a

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Speaker 1: bold how do we say, a montecheito, motsitadito. She was

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Speaker 1: holidaying there with friends, one of whom left in a hurry,

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Speaker 1: and for a long time no one knew who it was.

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Speaker 1: The reason this person left in a hurry was that

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Speaker 1: they quote quite catastrophically pooped themselves in bed, so instead

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Speaker 1: of sticking around to cover it up. This is what

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Speaker 1: it's saying here, is that this person fled left money

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Speaker 1: for the cleaning, and it says, here to scrub. And

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We often talk about this stuff, but it's fascinating.

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Speaker 1: The walls, the ceilings of the floors, Yes, the walls,

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Speaker 1: the ceilings of the floors, from.

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Speaker 2: The window to the wall, the fire hydrant. That's what happened.

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Speaker 1: It became known as poop gate.

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Speaker 2: But how did you go to the ceiling?

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Speaker 1: Well, people are saying, who is it and what's happened.

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Speaker 1: What apparently has happened is that this person and we'll

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Speaker 1: get to who it is a bit later because they've

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Speaker 1: been unmasked. This person, one of her friends, is on

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Speaker 1: a zempic. And this is one of the side effects

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Speaker 1: of a zempic that when you're glamorously losing weight, no

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Speaker 1: one talks about. It gives you stomach issues and can

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Speaker 1: give you chronic diarrhea. Remember Oprah Winfrey who said recently

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Speaker 1: she was taking a z empic. She hasn't connected these things,

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Speaker 1: but I have that she was hospitalized not so long ago.

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Speaker 1: The stomach thing, remember that with her friend Gail. Her friend.

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Speaker 1: This is how her friend spoke said she had a

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Speaker 1: stomach thing where she was simultaneously vomiting and had diarrhea.

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Speaker 1: That's classic as empic.

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Speaker 2: It really is put some plastic down.

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Speaker 1: And some of the famous people who've had it, Kelly Clarkson,

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Speaker 1: Sharon Osborne, Kelly Osborne, Amy Schumer.

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Speaker 2: Whoop your DA's Goldberg.

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Speaker 1: This is a side effect that isn't glamorous, so it's

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Speaker 1: not spoken about.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: So, according to the source, Gwyneth is hoping her friends

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Speaker 1: can eventually laugh off the hashtag poop gate because this

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Speaker 1: person is a good friend of hers.

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Speaker 3: Hey, and I thought it would be the other way around,

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Speaker 3: isn't it Gwyneth that's supposed to be laughing off the

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Speaker 3: whole thing.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't you be incensed or someone just.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she was left horrified, That's what she was left

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Speaker 1: horrified with. Her longtime pal lost control of his bows

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Speaker 1: at her Hampton's home and fled.

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Speaker 2: The same losing control. There's losing control, and then there's.

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Speaker 1: That also, and we'll get to it, we don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who this person is. I'm going to name

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Speaker 1: them because they've been out. I don't know who they are.

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Speaker 1: It's a person called Derek Balsburg.

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Speaker 2: Derek Boalsburg.

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Speaker 1: He's not as a list as Paltrow, but he is

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Speaker 1: a very He's a fashion journalist, he's an author. He's

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Speaker 1: close friends with people like Jeff Bezos, Kate Hudson, Kendall Jenner,

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Speaker 1: Ciana Miller. He's been rubbing shoulders with famous people for

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Speaker 1: many years. So he's one of Showbuzy's most connected men.

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Speaker 1: So he apparently was the culprit, and he conveniently blamed

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Speaker 1: the incident conveniently on a zempic.

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Speaker 2: So there you are.

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Speaker 1: It's put him firmly in the spotlight, as they say,

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Speaker 1: if I was him, I'd hang around. I wouldn't just

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Speaker 1: leave money and runt, would you, No, I'd.

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Speaker 2: Be cleaning up like nobody's business.

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Speaker 1: Call'd there's been a crime, and I'd get forensics in

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Speaker 1: and get them to just clean the hell out of

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Speaker 1: that thing. I'd pay for the room to be painted.

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Speaker 1: I do all that before anyone got up in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever had a situation like that? Have you?

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Speaker 2: There's one time here we go, you're aquinns. That was

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Speaker 2: one time.

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Speaker 3: I was and you were there, not in the same room,

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Speaker 3: but we were staying at that resort of the snow

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Speaker 3: and we had a big night and I went to bed.

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Speaker 2: We're at a hotel, that's right.

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Speaker 1: We were working in the snow.

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Speaker 3: I said, god, yeah, and you said whatever you said.

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Speaker 1: To me, and I said, don't poop your daxe.

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Speaker 3: And I went into the hotel bed, went into a

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Speaker 3: deep sleep. The thing about it was here we got

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Speaker 3: about it was the put a chocolate on the pillow.

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Speaker 2: And I didn't know about that because of my inebriated steak.

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Speaker 3: So in the night, I've laid on this chocolate and

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Speaker 3: as I've rolled around in the.

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Speaker 2: Bed, I've smeared it over.

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Speaker 1: A pillow is up high, and chocolate is the size

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Speaker 1: of a thumb. This it was a diet because it's

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Speaker 1: a giant Roses box.

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Speaker 2: This was.

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Speaker 3: It's a to that rolled around talking about our show groupies.

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Speaker 3: This was back in two thousand and five when they

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Speaker 3: used to put big sized chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Sure Brenda at the hotel.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, it worked its way down my body, my body,

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Speaker 3: your body.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, saying like my body, down my body, and.

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Speaker 1: And you never know, how could it chocolate make its

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Speaker 1: way from it at the back of your head. It

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Speaker 1: the way down and smoothed all the sheets.

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Speaker 2: That's what happened. That's what happened. I woke up in

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Speaker 2: the morning. I went, oh my god, what the hell's happened?

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Speaker 2: I was horrified.

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Speaker 3: And then I looked at on my chest there was

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Speaker 3: the remnants of the So.

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Speaker 1: It's made it way all down your body and the

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Speaker 1: way back up to your chest. It's an explorer's like,

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Speaker 1: it's the morson of chocolate.

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Speaker 2: It's the philliest fog of chocolate. Anyway.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, anyway, I've looked at the sheets, I've gone, oh

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Speaker 3: my god, the sheets as well. Yeah, it was all

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Speaker 3: over the sheets and your body.

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Speaker 2: The sheet looked like the shed you're in. How big

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Speaker 2: was this chocolate come on?

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Speaker 1: And it seems like it didn't get smaller on its journey.

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Speaker 1: It just stayed the full smear all the way around.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, Anyway, I had to explain this to housekeeping.

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Speaker 3: I thought, I can't just get this sheet, and because

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Speaker 3: they're going to think of what for bed.

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Speaker 2: So the housekeeping lady and this is where you come

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Speaker 2: into it.

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Speaker 4: You're walking past lady's there and she's like a Spanish

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Speaker 4: or Mexican woman who didn't speak much English. And I'm saying, look,

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Speaker 4: there's beeners, and she goes, yeah, it's okay, it's okay.

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Speaker 3: I said no, no, do you not see it's not

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Speaker 3: what you think it is. Please, I employ you smell

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Speaker 3: these sheets. And so you saw me walking down the corridor.

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Speaker 2: Chasing him with sheets.

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Speaker 1: She had no interest.

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Speaker 2: Look like a poostained sheet asking a liquor. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to smell it. Smelling. It's not poo. It's not what

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Speaker 2: you think it is. Anyway, I haven't been.

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Speaker 1: I've been back since. I go back because the chocolate

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Speaker 1: sound enormous.

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Speaker 2: Oh think kids, that's good for today. Conna, come off

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Speaker 2: for all of