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Speaker 1: Powered by the iHeart Radio WAPP from ninety six air

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Speaker 1: FM to whereever you're listening today This is Crazy and Lisa's.

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Speaker 2: Podcast coming up.

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Speaker 3: On the podcast today we talk about beach etiquette, Turn

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Speaker 3: it Down.

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Speaker 2: We also took your calls and when you realized you're

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Speaker 2: an idiot? And yeah, I was part of that party.

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Speaker 3: And as fringe looms, we chat to Dave O'Neill and

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Speaker 3: Dale Woodbridge Brown from Briefs.

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Speaker 2: Hey do we include the Dave O'Neil story about the Proclaimers.

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Speaker 4: I want to talk about beach etiquette.

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Speaker 3: You're living close to the beach now, Yeah, so you're

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Speaker 3: popping down there for evening swims, hot weather, for.

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Speaker 2: A little dip at the at the Dog Beach last night,

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Speaker 2: which is always had an amusement.

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Speaker 4: The serenity of the beach until someone starts blaring.

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Speaker 3: Some thing horrible. Yeah, you know that that might be

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Speaker 3: good to them, but you don't want to hear it.

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Speaker 2: They can crack it up. It's different if it's you know,

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Speaker 2: sometimes they have gigs at the beach, but that's different

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Speaker 2: because they're often sometimes they're free. Sometimes the ticket at events,

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Speaker 2: but you have entirely different the choice if you know

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Speaker 2: someone's going to be down the beach, yeah, with the

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Speaker 2: Testy Brothers or something, and you go, oh, well, I go, well,

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Speaker 2: I not go worth going if it's in. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: sometimes it can be a situation where someone cracks up music.

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Speaker 2: We've all got our favorite music taste, but it doesn't

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Speaker 2: need to be shared with strangers down the beach.

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Speaker 3: So the question we're asking is is it okay to

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Speaker 3: play your bluetooth speaker at the at the beach everyone

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Speaker 3: else to enjoy or not.

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Speaker 2: In some places though this is illegal, like in Portugal,

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Speaker 2: they're threatening people. He finds up to sixty Well, it

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Speaker 2: probably should be played sixty grand because you've played a

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Speaker 2: bit of one direction down the beach or something, or

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Speaker 2: you played take that or something down the beach. You

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Speaker 2: crank that up really loud when that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not having a problem with this.

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Speaker 2: It's actually quite funny with that's quite well deserved. But

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Speaker 2: you know, we've been talking about this lately. I see

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Speaker 2: so many people walking around they're listening to music or

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Speaker 2: podcasts or whatever they're doing and talking to people with

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Speaker 2: their earbuds in.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a great time to be a bit of

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Speaker 3: a nutter. Walking around booking to yourself. No one's going

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Speaker 3: to think anything of it. I don't think that was

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Speaker 3: behind someone in the car the other day and she

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Speaker 3: just was having the most animated conversation apparently with no

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Speaker 3: one but no, she was probably on hands free on

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Speaker 3: the phone. Yeah, but it was quite amusing. The earbuds

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Speaker 3: go back a long way now. They used to have

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Speaker 3: chords attached to them. And I remember the first time

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Speaker 3: at a footy event I met Dermott, Breton and hers.

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Speaker 3: He was coming up because I was hosting event as

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Speaker 3: Dormitt's come out football Legend from Hawthorne all the rest

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Speaker 3: of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it comes up. He's chating away and I think

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Speaker 2: how you're going He was talking to someone else on

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Speaker 2: the phone. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, I think beach Etticut should be no no spe go,

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Speaker 3: no boom box, no.

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Speaker 2: No blaster, no bluetooth jing.

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Speaker 4: No, that's a transition.

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Speaker 2: Of that kind. I'm with you more Czy, more Lisa,

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Speaker 2: more podcasts soon.

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Speaker 4: When did you realize you were an idiot?

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Speaker 3: Dot dot dot dot. This is a story from my

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Speaker 3: producer Susie. She thought her car air conditioning wasn't working.

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Speaker 3: She thought this for about eighteen months and It turns

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Speaker 3: out the button just wasn't pushed in properly. She had

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Speaker 3: a friend in the passenger seat of the weekend. She

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Speaker 3: said it was an engineer.

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Speaker 2: An engineer took an engineer to.

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Speaker 3: Work it out, and he just pushed it he or

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Speaker 3: she and it worked done. She'd gone all last summer

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Speaker 2: It's not a story I think i'd tell anyone.

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Speaker 4: I think it's hilarious, what a beauty. We've all done

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Speaker 4: things like that, at least.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to hear an idiot story because you

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Speaker 2: know you work with an idiot?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I was changing a light blob down light

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Speaker 2: globe in the holidays.

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Speaker 4: Oh they're hard to change.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but I've done a few, and I'm tall

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Speaker 4: Can reach out, and I'm not good at those.

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Speaker 2: So this was an older style one, and I'm looking

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Speaker 2: at it going, I'm I'm overthinking of going. This's got

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Speaker 2: I looked, I fiddled, I googled, and then I started

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Speaker 2: staring at it. You know how you just keep staring

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Speaker 2: and staring and all the googles, you know. Laurie goes,

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Speaker 2: my boy, my wife, Laura. She goes, so have you

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Speaker 2: tried googling videos? And I said, yeah, I've looked at

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Speaker 2: every single one. They're all American. It's different, the fittings

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Speaker 2: are different on all the rest of it. So then

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Speaker 2: I looked, I reckon. I looked at this thing for

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Speaker 2: about another half hour. And she goes, you really determined

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Speaker 2: not to be beaten by this, ain't you? I said, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I still couln't work it out. And she goes, why

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Speaker 2: don't you as the thing I'm looking at now, says

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Speaker 2: and she's googling herself, and she goes, why don't you

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Speaker 2: turn the globe anti clockwise? So I turned the globe

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Speaker 2: andy clockwise and came out. I could have done it

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Speaker 4: So it was just a screw.

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Speaker 2: It was just a screw in idiot.

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Speaker 4: That's the only one I can change.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know the other one that hangs

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Speaker 3: down every time I try to change one of those

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Speaker 3: trip the whole peece.

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Speaker 2: Oh I did, because I've got the clips and everything

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Speaker 2: on them, and yeah, so I was thinking of big Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so the idiot needs to have someone with you need

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Speaker 2: someone with common sense to be with the idiot to

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Speaker 2: make it easy.

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Speaker 3: Lately, Well, when did you realize you were an idiot?

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Speaker 3: When did you know you were an idiot? Andrew and

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Speaker 3: mount Heelena, tell us your story.

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Speaker 6: Here you go and go, yeah, goodbye.

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Speaker 7: Well, I bought a brand new phone a couple of

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Speaker 7: years ago and proceeded to drop it about ten minutes

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Speaker 7: after I got it, Yeah, and cracked the screen.

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Speaker 8: Oh dear, So I put off fixing the screen for

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Speaker 8: about two years before I finally took it in and said, look,

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Speaker 8: I need to get the screen replaced, because you know,

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Speaker 8: it's doing my head.

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Speaker 7: And as there's been that long, and they go, you

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Speaker 7: do realize it's just your screen protector.

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Speaker 2: Oh Andrew, two years you put up with that.

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Speaker 8: And the amount of times I cut my thumb on

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Speaker 8: the pip in it because I was scrolling.

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Speaker 2: No, see that's out there with SUSY's air conditioning.

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Speaker 9: I okay, thanks.

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Speaker 2: Man, We appreciate the honestly. Oh that's great.

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Speaker 4: Canisia and Parmelia, good morning morning, can.

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Speaker 7: Good morning guys, hap Ye, happy.

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Speaker 4: To be to you.

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Speaker 3: We're asking the question this morning, when did you realize

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Speaker 3: you were an idiot.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god.

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Speaker 10: I bought a brand new fish and bichel oven and

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Speaker 10: I only had it about a week. Anyway, the power surge.

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Speaker 7: It was in winter time and power serve and the.

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Speaker 9: Oven went and I thought, what am I going to

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Speaker 7: So I wrung up these oven people. When he comes around,

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Speaker 11: If you got the book there? I said, yeah, yeah, So.

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Speaker 7: I gave him the book.

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Speaker 8: He set the clock.

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Speaker 2: He goes, there you go.

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Speaker 10: It slicks.

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Speaker 7: Now what he goes, it won't work. Left the clock's working.

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Speaker 7: I said, oh, how much to what are you for

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Speaker 7: that stupid mistake?

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Speaker 11: He says, oh, call out for you.

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Speaker 10: One hundred and seventy nine dollars, about one hundred and

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Speaker 10: seventy nine dollars just to get the clock put straight on.

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Speaker 2: My hurt the most.

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Speaker 3: I should like you in the book that should be

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Speaker 3: page one first.

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Speaker 2: The diagrams and foremostly.

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Speaker 4: And will not work unless clock is set.

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Speaker 2: Exactly Cana and you're sharing the story. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Some of those opens though these days are so complicated

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Speaker 3: and you can't. You can't. They will start beeping and

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Speaker 3: they're doing things.

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Speaker 4: And you don't know.

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Speaker 3: And if the power goes and it's all got to

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Speaker 3: open fire in the back garden.

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Speaker 2: Drum half a drum? Thanks, can we appreciate you?

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Speaker 10: Bye?

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Speaker 2: And it's embarrassing as well, but it's also funny.

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Speaker 4: It is Jean in West Perth. When did you realize

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Speaker 9: And my wife moving into the house in meilings those

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Speaker 9: tiny pop plants in the bathroom. Little we got a

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Speaker 9: little bit of water, put a little bit warm. Rich

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Speaker 9: half months I went for water and overflows and the

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Speaker 2: Up plastic plastic plastic, sircculents.

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Speaker 4: They looked real.

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Speaker 2: That's funny. So the he'd been putting on down anywhere day,

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Speaker 2: but they did.

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Speaker 4: You had one job and you.

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Speaker 2: For real plants of.

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Speaker 9: Work job strap that up.

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Speaker 4: No, you kept them alive day.

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Speaker 3: That's all at the end of the day, at the

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Speaker 3: end of the story, that's all that mattered.

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Speaker 2: I didn't die, of course.

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Speaker 4: Thanks.

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Speaker 2: We need more of those in the office, I think,

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Speaker 2: because any real plants of the office just go.

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Speaker 3: I'm always impressed when people offer to water my plants,

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Speaker 3: because none of them are. I can't get plants alive.

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Speaker 3: So all the plants in my house fake, fake.

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Speaker 2: Face, very nice, but good fakes like.

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Speaker 4: A like a handbag stand at a Bali.

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Speaker 2: Market, fake central, just look outside fake. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, so we've been taking a calls this morning on

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Speaker 3: when you realized you were an idiot of the The

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Speaker 3: inspiration for it came from our producer Susie, who thought

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Speaker 3: her car air conditioner wasn't working for almost eighteen months.

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Speaker 3: She's into her second summer of driving around sweltering turns

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Speaker 3: out that the button washing wasn't pushed in.

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Speaker 2: Beit of friends sitting in the car. No, you press

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Speaker 2: that one.

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Speaker 4: So all is good.

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Speaker 3: Now, Claire and Thornle, Where did you realize you're an idiot?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, recently? What happened. What happened was I'm not a gardener,

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Speaker 11: so I decided to go to Muddons and make the

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Speaker 11: garden look a little bit more nicer. We bought some

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Speaker 11: solo lights, oh that. We pumped them in the ground,

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Speaker 11: and you know, obviously we're thinking they've got to be charged.

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Speaker 11: So the next day we look and come nighttime they're

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Speaker 11: still not on. For a couple of days now that

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Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, thanks, These are something life's most embarrassing. Moments

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Speaker 3: But this is why you you go down every road

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Speaker 4: Maren in Brabham, good morning, Maren.

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Speaker 7: Good morning.

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Speaker 8: How are you guys good?

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Speaker 4: We've been taking calls on when you realized you're an idiot.

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Speaker 4: You got a story dad, my step dad.

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Speaker 10: Yes, So he's renowned for being an idiot when he

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Speaker 2: Good story though, it's great.

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Speaker 4: Thanks Maren.

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Speaker 2: Thanks man helps when you got a rope.

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Speaker 3: Craig in Maddington. Last call this morning. When did you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys, Well I probably realized I was an

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Speaker 12: So I started the process, and almost immediately the entire

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Speaker 5: And my wife walked out and I had a bit

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Speaker 6: Going to be fixed.

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Speaker 5: And so for about three hours with me in tears

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Speaker 5: and wondering what you know, divorced by dishwasher was.

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Speaker 5: I managed to figure it out, and when she came

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Speaker 6: And she wasn't impressed.

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Speaker 4: That's really because you know what dishwasher divorce looks like.

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Speaker 4: It's something about going to the clean There's yes.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you Craig Guys.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to get the dishwasher in divorce.

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Speaker 4: He had to go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a bit of a crack.

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Speaker 4: There's something in that.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for your calls. Yeah, some beauty and idiot

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Speaker 4: see shared. It's always an idiocy whatever.

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Speaker 2: We started up an idiot club this morning. We're starting

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Speaker 2: and we're all proud of it.

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Speaker 4: Dave o'nils in town for the Fringe Show.

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Speaker 3: His Fringe Show, which is on this Friday to Sunday

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Speaker 3: at the Oasis Comedy Club and the Free Metal Comedy Factory.

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Speaker 3: Tickets are through fringeworld dot com, dot au and.

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Speaker 4: He joins us. Now, good morning, Dave o'nils.

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Speaker 6: Good morning. It's great to talk to you.

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Speaker 7: Guys.

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Speaker 6: Like the music on the Proclaimers. I love.

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Speaker 3: Who doesn't a little bit of Proclaimers.

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Speaker 6: One of my one of my girls, and I slept

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Speaker 2: These, Craig and Charlie, but he.

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Speaker 4: And did he walk five hundred miles for her?

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Speaker 2: I think so she did a very long walk of shame.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. But hits a tip for parents with who

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Speaker 2: That's right. Oh, tell me more.

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Speaker 6: When their kids, you know, theyways go. You know my friends,

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Speaker 6: Reuben Tarquin, Luca, I got Luca, does he live on

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Speaker 2: Absolutely we get it.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: Now your show is called good one.

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Speaker 4: Good good one.

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Speaker 2: Good one.

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Speaker 4: Good one is.

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Speaker 2: That it's like, is it like the way a sibling

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Speaker 6: Cool one that's positive, Yeah, okay, cool because all my

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Speaker 6: He said, you know you're got to be You're going

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Speaker 3: Maybe I like good one, and it's about it's about

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Speaker 2: So much fun.

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Speaker 6: So many injuries to discussion.

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Speaker 6: I know, I went to the doctor I've got I

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Speaker 6: Maybe, yeah, exactly, We've all yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. The injuries are just endless. I just want

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Speaker 6: I don't know if they were around when we were

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Speaker 6: Coach and they were all on TikTok too, And as

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Speaker 6: I said, we did. Growe with TikTok. But it was

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, to tell the time, remember that, Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 6: It's pretty great flavors.

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Speaker 4: Hey, look I liked it.

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Speaker 3: I liked to TikTok because they were a fairly good dunker,

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Speaker 4: Anyway, that's another story for another day.

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Speaker 3: We talk about the annoying things about being a middle

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Speaker 4: Stuff about any.

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Speaker 6: telling the kids how we we we, how we grew up,

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Speaker 6: Eight years of his life. You know what, you know what,

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Speaker 6: I'd love a plumber.

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Speaker 2: I just love it's good, constant in demand.

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Speaker 3: Nothing to that about having a trade these days.

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Speaker 6: It'd be great, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 6: One of my friends saying, you've got so many activities

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Speaker 6: with the kids in Chlistenic soccer circus skills all this.

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Speaker 6: I said two words that entertained us in the eighties,

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Speaker 2: Need, round and round and back. Did we use the

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Speaker 2: words as a middle aged mendove I'm too old for

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Speaker 2: this or I'm too old to care about that your life?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely not too old for this.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely well, we're glad you're not too old to come

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Speaker 3: to Perth to bring your friends show which is good

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Speaker 3: one on one, good one on this Friday Sunday at

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Speaker 3: the Oasis Comedy Club and the Fremantle Comedy Factory. Tickets

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Speaker 3: are through fringeworld dot com dot au Dave see on

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Speaker 3: the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Thanks mate, It's gonna be awesome.

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Speaker 6: Thanks you.

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Speaker 2: I'll never hit the Pretty Proclaimers in the same way again.

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Speaker 2: I've bet early story.

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Speaker 6: I should have told that stories.

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Speaker 4: You didn't say which ones?

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Speaker 2: That's Aye guessing. Thanks mate. The Sure Report on ninety

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Speaker 2: six airm.

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Speaker 3: It is back to back awards shows in twenty four

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Speaker 3: hours today. First of all, the Critics Choice Awards were

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Speaker 3: handed out and Robert Downey Junior backed up his Golden

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Speaker 3: Globe with another Best Supporting Actor award for Oppenheimer. It's

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Speaker 3: the Critics Choice Awards, but it seems he wasn't every

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Speaker 3: critics choice. He kicked off his acceptance speech by reading

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Speaker 3: out some of his harsher reviews.

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Speaker 13: Just so many great moments, and some of it's so poetic.

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Speaker 13: I just want to share some of their thoughts with you.

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Speaker 6: Over the year.

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Speaker 2: The first one's kind of.

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Speaker 13: Like hikup, sloppy, messy, and lazy. The next one is

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Speaker 13: more metaphoric, like pee wee Herman emerging from a coma.

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Speaker 13: This was from a britt a puzzling waste of talent,

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Speaker 13: and lastly, in this one lingered amusing as a bedlocked fot.

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Speaker 3: Oppenheimer was the big winner overall, taking home eight awards,

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Speaker 3: including Best Picture and Best Director for Christopher Nolan. You know,

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Speaker 3: all things are definitely pointing towards Oppenheimer for the Barbie

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Speaker 3: one six including Best Comedy and Best Song for I'm

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Speaker 3: Just Ken.

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Speaker 1: Anywhere else Sappy's in my Testine life of blood.

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Speaker 13: For you.

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Speaker 3: That sounds you heard was singer songwriters the world over

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Speaker 3: sticking a pen in their eye.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I meanly frustrated.

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Speaker 3: That's surely the juwe LIPA song from the Barbie movie

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Speaker 3: at least would have been better. I don't think it's

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Speaker 3: been a very good year for songs from movies.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes they're really good.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you have so many strong players.

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Speaker 4: This year not good.

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Speaker 3: The big winners on the TV side were The Bear

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Speaker 3: Succession and Beef Again. Three Gems so also did very

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Speaker 3: well at the Globes. So of course the Emmys now

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Speaker 3: today are on.

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Speaker 4: They were delayed. I've lost my page. They were meant

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Speaker 4: to be another page. I know they were. I could

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Speaker 4: do it.

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Speaker 3: They were delayed because of the writers and Actors strike.

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Speaker 3: So they're on in Los Angeles and they start in

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Speaker 3: about forty minutes from now our time, or fifty minutes

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Speaker 3: because ten two would be a weird time to start.

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Speaker 3: And so it's been so people like Sarah Snook, who

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Speaker 3: just won a Critics' Choice Award for Best Supporting Actress

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Speaker 3: Sports Session, is running home, doing a quick change and

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Speaker 3: then getting along to the Emmys where she'll probably win

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Speaker 3: another one.

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Speaker 2: Don't what are we winning the same thing? We're winning

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Speaker 2: the same thing? Are you winning?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely? Now?

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Speaker 3: A website called Classic Rock has just published a list

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Speaker 3: they called the Worst ten the ten worst Beatles songs,

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Speaker 3: And you know what they've put at.

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Speaker 4: The top of the list Yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, it's a bit us saying Yesterday is the

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Speaker 3: ten worst Beatle is the number one worst Beatles songs.

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Speaker 3: Also on the list they put Oh Bloody, Oh Bla Dha, Wild,

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Speaker 3: Honey Pie, Revolution nine and Rocky Raccoon. How very dare they?

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Speaker 3: I love Rocky Raccoon?

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Speaker 4: How could they say that's a terrible song?

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Speaker 2: That's rough.

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Speaker 3: Reboot of The Office, the American version that appears to

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Speaker 3: be going forward. Screenwriter Greg Daniels, who adapted The Office

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Speaker 3: for the US from the UK version, has confirmed a

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Speaker 3: team of writers are working on new ideas. There's a

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Speaker 3: concept and it's been announced that Javier bard Dam and

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Speaker 3: Chloe Savini are going to play the parents of the

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Speaker 3: Menendez brothers in the next installment of Ryan Murphy's anthology

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Speaker 3: series that gave us the show about Jeffrey Darmer from

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Speaker 3: the file of I Hate Young People. Our producer today said,

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Speaker 3: who are the Menendez They're playing Kiddy Jose who are

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Speaker 3: of course murdered by their sons, Lylea and Eric.

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Speaker 4: Huge case in the nineties, huge.

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Speaker 2: Massive case, massive killing sons. All right, and we've said

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Speaker 2: a such party out for your lost page as well.

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Speaker 2: This Morning. It's a comprehensive surefor more Clezy, More Lisa

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Speaker 2: more podcasts.

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Speaker 3: Soon you can catch the Fringe show brief Sturdy Laundry

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Speaker 3: from this Friday until February four. Tickets are through fringeworld

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Speaker 3: dot com dot a you. Dale Woodbridge Brown is joining us.

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Speaker 2: Good Morning, Morning now Dale.

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Speaker 3: Briefs has always been one of the most popular shows

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Speaker 3: at Fringe, But for the uninitiated, tell us what it's

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Speaker 3: a so.

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Speaker 1: Briefs is a circus dragon burlesque show that was put

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Speaker 1: together in Brisbane quite a few years ago by Fez

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Speaker 1: and Mark, our Fearless Leaders, and it's kind of a

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Speaker 1: celebration of individuality and silliness and high skill and very

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Speaker 1: very good drag awesome. The show kind of it consists

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Speaker 1: of like a bunch of drag acts and then also

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Speaker 1: group acts, and we also have a lot of really

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Speaker 1: really stupid moments that you just kind of look at

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Speaker 1: and go, what just happened?

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Speaker 2: But it is all pure.

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Speaker 1: Entertainment and we do kind of poke out a little

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Speaker 1: bit of political fun here and there.

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Speaker 4: That's what you wanted, friend, You want to say, what

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Speaker 4: just happened? What did I just say?

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Speaker 2: On a regular basis. Yeah. Absolutely, and you must find

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Speaker 2: yourself when you're out there vibing off the crowd, because

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Speaker 2: the crowd go to friends shows for fun. Yeah totally.

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Speaker 1: It starts straight from as soon as the audience walks in.

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Speaker 1: We're out there in like dressing, oh ye, talking to

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Speaker 1: people and selling our beautiful raffle tickets. You don't want

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Speaker 1: to miss out on the raffle like a prize. The

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Speaker 1: prize is beautiful.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's all I can say for Okay.

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Speaker 3: I think the three things that go together perfectly a circus, drag,

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Speaker 3: and burlesque because all are so theatrical, and if you're

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Speaker 3: going to the theater, then you know, if you don't

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Speaker 3: want theatrical, you may as well stay home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah totally.

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Speaker 1: I guess with those kind of forms, it's so broad

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Speaker 1: in how you can represent them, so it can be

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Speaker 1: a little bit more political, or it can just be

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Speaker 1: pure idiocy.

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Speaker 4: Yep, well perfect. What can we see you doing in

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Speaker 4: the show.

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Speaker 1: So my role in the show is basically I'm kind

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Speaker 1: of a clown within the show, okay, but I also

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Speaker 1: kind of take the side show role as well, So

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Speaker 1: I put a balloon up my nose and pull it

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Speaker 1: out my mouth and get lead in a waltz by

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Speaker 1: a drag queen. I swallow a sword and I whip

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Speaker 1: a rose out of my bottom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just subtle things, just normal.

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Speaker 3: Standing there on that first day and you're all sorting

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Speaker 3: out what you're going to do, and they say, Dale,

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Speaker 3: what what can you bring it?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 3: I can pull it, you know, a balloon out of

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Speaker 3: my How does one know they.

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Speaker 2: Can do that?

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Speaker 4: Does that become something that you just know you can do? Look?

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Speaker 1: I ask myself this a lot, like what have I

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Speaker 1: done in my life to kind of lead me to

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Speaker 1: this point? But I just find sideshows so fascinating. It's

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Speaker 1: just kind of pushing the human body, like a lot

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Speaker 1: of circus actually, but it's just either I've watched our

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Speaker 1: show and kind of have realized the different responses each

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Speaker 1: act gets. Yeah, and like we there's a number done

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Speaker 1: by Thomas Warrell who is an aeralist and contortionists, and

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Speaker 1: it is just so beautiful and moving and there's just

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Speaker 1: a ruptureus applause. And then I get out there and

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Speaker 1: swallow a sword or put a balloon up my nose,

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Speaker 1: and it just the audience wants to throw.

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Speaker 3: Well, swords swallowing, I can hardly say it. It's one

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Speaker 3: of those things that really fascinates me because I always

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Speaker 3: used to think of it must be a trick, the

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Speaker 3: thing must fold up in the.

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Speaker 4: Fact, But it is not a trick, is it?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely?

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Speaker 4: Well? How the hell do you learn to do that?

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Speaker 3: How do you think that it's possibly even a good idea?

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Speaker 1: I mean I learned I think maybe three or four

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Speaker 1: years ago. I still pretty I feel like I'm still

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Speaker 1: pretty new to it. There are some sort swallowers that

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Speaker 1: do above ten swords at a time. I'm just I can, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can hardly brush my tongue, but sallowing a sword,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine.

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Speaker 4: Brushing my tongue.

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Speaker 1: And then people hear me brushing my teeth and they're

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Speaker 1: just like, are you sure you can do that? It's

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Speaker 1: a different feelings, I promise.

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Speaker 2: Actually, you're the person who's watching. Are you watching from

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Speaker 2: every angle thinking there's a trick? I want to find it?

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Speaker 4: When I'm brushing my tongue. I just I always think

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Speaker 4: of that first time I'm going to do it. Just anyway,

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Speaker 4: it was a bit of a process.

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Speaker 1: I can't give away too much.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't expect you to.

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Speaker 1: It was a bit of a process. It took quite

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Speaker 1: a while to kind of learn, but once I got it,

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Speaker 1: I just I was actually practicing at my mom and

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Speaker 1: dad's house when I was back in Dubble, and I

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Speaker 1: was just kind of.

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Speaker 2: Shutting my door and like, don't come in the room.

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Speaker 2: My practicing soul. We're so proud.

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Speaker 1: And then the day that that it happened, that it

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Speaker 1: finally kind of I did it successfully. I just ran

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Speaker 1: out of my room waving this sword around like mom

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Speaker 1: and dad. I was like, thirty, there was no one

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Speaker 1: else that's right to say those words.

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Speaker 3: You know, a shock or something like someone opening the

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Speaker 3: door and just one.

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Speaker 1: Slip lorn of nieces and nephews, and I was just

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Speaker 1: make sure the kids don't come in.

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Speaker 2: Don't try this at home. Here in the playgram might

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Speaker 2: just do. Your life is different, especially yelling that out

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Speaker 2: of the focus, but listaid, I just in general conversation,

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Speaker 2: we're radio lifers. We've done this for a long time.

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Speaker 2: But when we talk about other jobs and least we'll

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Speaker 2: tell us. You know, she worked at the Casino on

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Speaker 2: stage in the early days, and I worked at Mirror Book,

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Speaker 2: a big w and then you were talking about other

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Speaker 2: jobs and you said, oh, I've got a job at circus, ohs,

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Speaker 2: and well we can't beat that. It's unreal.

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Speaker 1: It was my very very first circus job when I

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Speaker 1: was twenty three, I think I was. I trained as

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Speaker 1: a dancer in Brisbane and then I had a gymnastics background,

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Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, I could give this a

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Speaker 1: go and auditioned and ended up working with them for

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Speaker 1: maybe five or six years, I think.

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Speaker 4: So that is how it started. It from gymnastics.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I like a lot of circu de slat

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Speaker 3: performers were gymnasts and things like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're kind of spectrum of performers. They range from

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Speaker 1: singers to high level gymnasts and whatever in between. Here

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Speaker 1: in Australia we have quite a high color of circus

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Speaker 1: artists and I think, me getting later, some of the

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Speaker 1: circus artists really sought after and they go overseas. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: they stay local, or they create their own companies and

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Speaker 1: travel the world. It's the work ethic of the Australian

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Speaker 1: circus cast and members is just incredible.

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Speaker 2: Actually, quite a few. It was Salt and Bonco was

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Speaker 2: the first one.

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Speaker 4: First still my favorite was it unreal? I love. I

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Speaker 2: Sometimes is that what you.

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Speaker 3: In your Instagram bio Dale says, professional idiot? What is

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Speaker 3: it that they say about finding something you love and

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Speaker 1: I realized when I was a teenager that I had

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Speaker 1: a gift of making people laugh by being silly, and

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Speaker 1: so I kind of I just have always had a

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Speaker 1: motto that if I can make one person laugh a day,

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Speaker 1: then I've lived a full life. And I still really

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Speaker 1: believe that now being having the kind of the privilege

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Speaker 1: do that to more than one person every day, and

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Speaker 1: it does really kind of fill my heart with joy.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit of a As soon as you walk

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Speaker 1: through our doors at Dirty Laundry, you just transported into

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Speaker 1: a different world. And so it's just a bit of

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Speaker 1: escape for the from the outside world and just remember

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Speaker 1: that there is a bit of life and fun there.

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Speaker 2: You came on the right day because we opened the

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Speaker 2: phone earlier to talk about when people realize they were

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Speaker 2: an idiot, and lots of people that idiot.

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Speaker 4: That's what makes l a professional professional.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, yeah, put that on the card.

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Speaker 4: Well, The show starts on Friday.

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Speaker 3: I'd be getting into fringe world dot com dot are

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Speaker 3: you pretty quick smart to get tickets?

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Speaker 4: It runs Atoll February the fourth Lovely to Meet You

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Speaker 1: Thank you for having me coming in Lisa