Speaker 1: It's a Christian Connall show podcast.
Speaker 2: Post it notes and pins and sharpies. Christian, I will
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Speaker 1: Bogan's be coming coming Christian No Connall show on Gold
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Speaker 3: Wow. We tents scenes already here in the studio. Chess
Speaker 3: fans and in needs sports fans all over the world
Speaker 3: tune in this morning for Chess.
Speaker 4: On the radio.
Speaker 3: Jack Post described the scenes. You're right in our little
Speaker 3: studio here.
Speaker 5: This is a wooden chessboard, full set of white pieces,
Speaker 5: full set of black pieces, and a chess clock which
Speaker 5: I will use to defeat a young twelve year old prospect.
Speaker 5: He thinks he's a great chess champion, but I've been
Speaker 5: training hard, seventeen hours a week playing chess. I intend
Speaker 5: to defeat him on our show.
Speaker 3: Sort of WhatsApp group we've got between me, Jackie Boy
Speaker 3: and our three producers. This is the first message this
Speaker 3: morning from Jackpost. Doesn't normally crop up early in the morning.
Speaker 3: Ready even crops up to come to work here, but no,
Speaker 3: good morning everyone, or I've got a great idea for
Speaker 3: the show. This at five nine am was I in
Speaker 3: the red corner. In the final audio for Chess, match.
Speaker 3: I wanna not want to. I wanna wear a red bandana.
Speaker 3: This could be first, I thought, because the kid that
Speaker 3: you're playing at chessa called chat. I thought, oh, he's
Speaker 3: got on him. Is it the twelve year old boy,
Speaker 3: not a thirty two year old man who's on air
Speaker 3: in fifteen minutes time. I wanna wear a red bandana,
Speaker 3: going Okay, that's where he's at today.
Speaker 5: Can I tell you the good news? I bought the
Speaker 5: red bandana.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is great for radio?
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, only that I bought my young opponent a
Speaker 5: blueband Oh great.
Speaker 3: Because this doesn't happen in chess and isn't needed on
Speaker 3: the radio.
Speaker 4: But it's great. You've got into all the efforts.
Speaker 5: It'll look great on the videos.
Speaker 4: Right if we want to know what's going on.
Speaker 3: Then last week Jack was talking about his new passion
Speaker 3: in life, which is chess, and you've been playing it
Speaker 3: online or on app.
Speaker 5: On your phone, chess dot com app. I've never played
Speaker 5: a real life game, but I would love to play
Speaker 5: seventeen hours a week of people all over the world
Speaker 5: on the chess app.
Speaker 4: This is astonishing, seventeen hours a week and it's becoming
Speaker 4: a bonent contention between you and your wife.
Speaker 5: Obviously, yes, because once you enter the game, you can't
Speaker 5: exit it because unfair on the other person to just
Speaker 5: be dipping out of games, and it will affect your rating.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, so last week Jack was talking about this and
Speaker 3: I said, Hey, if I found an opponent of your level,
Speaker 3: you went for having your first kind of human encounter
Speaker 3: and playing chess, and you a bit nervous. I said,
Speaker 3: we'll find someone of your level. Got a lot of
Speaker 3: emails from very I'll say this carefully here, enthusiastic, dull people,
Speaker 3: all right, and i'mmediately lost interest, going don't want these
Speaker 3: people on the show.
Speaker 4: Or I near me? Yes, I know, I know who's
Speaker 4: got it. Right.
Speaker 3: Then I get an email from my twelve of your
Speaker 3: old boy who wants in.
Speaker 4: Suddenly I'm like, there's a game here to be had.
Speaker 4: So that's what's happening.
Speaker 3: So two days ago we played Jack this message from
Speaker 3: as we now know as a twelve of you old boy,
Speaker 3: but we played around with the audio to build up
Speaker 3: some intrigue about who'll be coming in today to play him.
Speaker 6: Hi, Jack, this is a chess challenger. I'm ready to
Speaker 6: go to to tour with you. Your ranking is morelist
Speaker 6: at best, so maybe I shall be leanient. Come start
Speaker 6: training your forty eight hours. When I'm done with you,
Speaker 6: all the chest horses and all your chest friends won't
Speaker 6: be able to put jack posts together again.
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest. It sounded eve, though I know
Speaker 3: that's a twelve year old boy. Jack didn't know, and
Speaker 3: you guys listening didn't know. A lot of people thought
Speaker 3: it sounds American. You thought it might be your brother.
Speaker 3: You weren't sure who it might be. And I said that.
Speaker 3: In chess, they say the hardest opponent is yourself. And
Speaker 3: yesterday we played this one.
Speaker 6: Hi, Jack, this is a just challenger and tis twenty
Speaker 6: four hours. I'll be on a rook to work with
Speaker 6: you in the good old fashioned game of chess. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna show no mercy. So I hope you've been practicing,
Speaker 6: because you're going down. So good luck, Jack, get ready to.
Speaker 7: Be beaten by twelve year old I'm Jack Draffuck Milne.
Speaker 7: It's Jack versus Jack. Get ready rooks for rumble, Rooks.
Speaker 4: For rumble guys.
Speaker 3: Jack will play Jack. This is a I actually cannot wait.
Speaker 3: Ko sports guys. First bounce is it seven? Thirty five chess.
Speaker 4: On the radio. It shouldn't work. It shouldn't work.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited about it, truly, genuine nerves. I am
Speaker 5: excited as well. But see, you're playing to win. Obviously,
Speaker 5: of course I don't want to lead to a twelve
Speaker 5: year old.
Speaker 4: But you know he's gonna smash you.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, he will.
Speaker 4: He will because he's got that young brain. They see gaps.
Speaker 4: He's just gonna go. But but but you're done, No.
Speaker 5: No, trust me. I watched six hours of YouTube videos
Speaker 5: yesterday on chess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I even said six hours of chess.
Speaker 5: All I'll say is get ready for the Danish gam
Speaker 5: But Jackie Wow.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack just said to him in the studio, Hey, just
Speaker 3: to let you know, I want me to talk much
Speaker 3: once I start playing chess. So seven thirty five, he's
Speaker 3: all chess, no show.
Speaker 5: You have to really be one hundred percent focus when
Speaker 5: you're playing chess, because you're looking for.
Speaker 3: No can you just go on for that when you're
Speaker 3: playing a twelve year old boy, when you're playing at twelve,
Speaker 3: your boy chess.
Speaker 5: When you're playing anybody in chess, and it happens to
Speaker 5: me at home. If I'm in a chess match on
Speaker 5: my phone and banker asked me about you know, do
Speaker 5: you want to do this for dinner or this this weekend?
Speaker 5: I can't give an answer because I have to be
Speaker 5: fully one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: That must be really nice for her.
Speaker 3: You know where you're playing some you know, weirdo in
Speaker 3: Venezuela or Chili or something, you know, still living with
Speaker 3: his mum.
Speaker 5: We've gotten to the stage now where if she asked
Speaker 5: me question I'm playing chess, I'll just show my phone
Speaker 5: to her.
Speaker 4: What I do with that phone.
Speaker 5: I am a mixture of nerves and genuine excitement right now.
Speaker 5: I know how craw feels. When he was talking about
Speaker 5: Shane Crawford on Grand Final on the morning on the
Speaker 5: morning of Grand Final, he said, you're so excited to
Speaker 5: be playing in the game that you've always wanted to
Speaker 5: play in, but you're so nervous to play.
Speaker 3: He's actually disrespectful to every player in history who's actually
Speaker 3: gone onto the Oval to play a Grand Final. You
Speaker 3: can't compare it to playing chess against a twelve year
Speaker 3: old boy.
Speaker 5: This is my Grand Final.
Speaker 3: Wow, this time yesterday I was talking about the problems.
Speaker 3: We're trying to measure my oven behind the facade of
Speaker 3: the kickboard in the kitchen. I couldn't work out whether
Speaker 3: it was another and that went all the way down
Speaker 3: to the floor.
Speaker 4: Is that freestanding?
Speaker 5: No, I guess that would be a free standing because
Speaker 5: you have its own feet.
Speaker 4: Should love this. So you remember we said when we
Speaker 4: did the road trip to South Adelaide.
Speaker 3: On the long drive there, we hit a kangaroo right
Speaker 3: and it did quite a bit damage to the front
Speaker 3: of the car. Kangaroo was okay, right, it hopped off,
Speaker 3: it bounced off, front of the car was sort of
Speaker 3: stoved in. My wife drove the car yesterday to sort
Speaker 3: of get an estimate from sing panel service, thinking that
Speaker 3: actually probably just take out a bit like the bumper yep,
Speaker 3: because it's quite a few sort of dense, but you
Speaker 3: can still drive the car. The guy looked at it
Speaker 3: straight away went, oh no, no, that's an you've got
Speaker 3: to go with the few insurance company.
Speaker 4: This is going to be cut the hundred bucks, he said,
Speaker 4: three to five thousand.
Speaker 3: The whole front of the car has got to come off.
Speaker 3: When a new number play, everything a.
Speaker 5: Number play it's not that expensive though.
Speaker 3: No, there's not a based do you know they hold
Speaker 3: like a one solid unit, aren't at the front of
Speaker 3: the car.
Speaker 2: The whole thing has to come up.
Speaker 3: Yes, so we've got to go through the insurance company
Speaker 3: for a claim like that. Once you're over your basic
Speaker 3: sort of indemnity, it's then the premium and the sixteen
Speaker 3: year old rubies already on the insurance come up and
Speaker 3: learning to drive the whole thing, you know, like the
Speaker 3: admin the hassle for years your premiums effect, isn't it
Speaker 3: once you make claim?
Speaker 5: So were you on the phone yesterday or is that
Speaker 5: Sarah's job.
Speaker 4: That's on her to do list all anyway? Get this sense.
Speaker 3: So yesterday when we were talking about to do list
Speaker 3: or mine is measuring the oven yesterday while Sarah's there
Speaker 3: right the manager machine comes out. He goes, are you
Speaker 3: married to the English guy on the radio? She goes, oh, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: tell him that the freestyle. This is what he said,
Speaker 3: free standing ovens. Free standing ovens are a nightmare. He
Speaker 3: needs to get a cabinet maker. And she goes, what
Speaker 3: are you talking about? You must have another radio show.
Speaker 3: It sounds a bit dune, was it? Three a w No, no, no,
Speaker 3: there's anyone that's gone on here.
Speaker 4: He was talking about measuring the oven. She went, oh, yes,
Speaker 4: it's on his to do this. Yeah, we all know
Speaker 4: to do this.
Speaker 3: He's given me some willing help advice, and a friend
Speaker 3: of his is a cabinet maker who's coming around next
Speaker 3: week to break open to walk out about the oven
Speaker 3: does go all the way down.
Speaker 5: That's great, so you don't have to worry about getting
Speaker 5: the drill, taking off the kickboard, any of that.
Speaker 3: So thank you Adam Sheen panels taking off one of
Speaker 3: my items on them to do.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good morning to Peter, one of the many chess fans
Speaker 3: sports fans all over the world tuning in right now. Hello,
Speaker 3: My name is Peter Blessing my young lad from Chile
Speaker 3: or Venezuela. My money is on the young lad to
Speaker 3: beat Jack. I think all the money in Vegas is
Speaker 3: on the young lamb.
Speaker 4: But who knows. Maybe he gets nervous coming in. This
Speaker 4: is your house.
Speaker 5: He's twelve. How much can he know about chess?
Speaker 3: How much can you know about chess? I mean, also,
Speaker 3: you haven't played against anyone. He's beating his uncle all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 5: How long do we know?
Speaker 4: How long is Gary Casparov? Did that?
Speaker 3: Not just any uncle? What's great? That is the only chess,
Speaker 3: but anyone on Family Fortunes you might get casprov Who
Speaker 3: else is there?
Speaker 4: Is it? Baby Blue? That computer as well?
Speaker 5: Deep Deep Blue was the IBM I think beat Casparov.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. Yesterday on the show, Mom how we
Speaker 4: got into it.
Speaker 3: But we're talking about Patsy's husband, Chris and how he
Speaker 3: works at office works, and so that was it. She
Speaker 3: was talking about the stash of all the stuff he
Speaker 3: has at home and he goes down about selling. Hey,
Speaker 3: one of our listeners wants to know, is Chris got
Speaker 3: any of the Nestley Hot Chocolate Complete Mix. They're addicted
Speaker 3: to it and they can't get any of their local
Speaker 3: office works that's sold out?
Speaker 4: Can you ask? Because have what's it called Nesle Nestle.
Speaker 3: Hot Chocolate Complete Mix chocolate you can get some of those.
Speaker 3: I'm guessing because you know on like the Mega ones,
Speaker 3: give into one of these.
Speaker 4: Shoes zipper stores.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do like everything for offices, you know, they
Speaker 3: do all this kind of not just like the stationary they're.
Speaker 4: Like chairs, everything, the.
Speaker 3: Food they do these big drums of like tea bags drums.
Speaker 5: How BIG's the drum?
Speaker 3: Well stand inside like a massive sort of injustice all
Speaker 3: like eighty kilos they do?
Speaker 5: They do a drum of tea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Costco fire offices. It's a barrel mayonnaise as well.
Speaker 5: Ask Chris how many barrels of mayonnaise and tea selling
Speaker 5: each way?
Speaker 3: Fine, you're gonna be sorry, okay, and for the second
Speaker 3: time this morning? So can I leave that with you?
Speaker 4: Friend? Is it a oh?
Speaker 2: I do beg your pardon? Right, I will message the
Speaker 2: love God and get back to you on that.
Speaker 3: And also I do love a hot chocolate. I haven't
Speaker 3: tried this. Can I have a little Sasha? A couple
Speaker 3: of sash Is there anything else that's big? Fifty kilo
Speaker 3: drums as well? Patsy, all right, we're going to hit
Speaker 3: the headlines and then when we come back we take
Speaker 3: some calls. We do this every Thursday on the show
Speaker 3: nine four one one o four three. What are you
Speaker 3: up to right now? You are nervous? Yes, have you
Speaker 3: know as well the way, but you're pacing up and down.
Speaker 3: You're going to need to do something with that nervous energy. Okay,
Speaker 3: he is pacing up and down.
Speaker 5: I'll channel it into my opening gambit, right, okay.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Podcast yesterday, I read some great news. I'm a fan
Speaker 3: we all of Russell Crowe. It is outstanding actor. And
Speaker 3: I read about a new h he's gotten and I
Speaker 3: thought they must have not even like looked at anybody else.
Speaker 4: There's no one that will.
Speaker 3: Play that role that looks more like who is going
Speaker 3: to be than Russell Crowe. He's going to be Zeus.
Speaker 4: I don't reckon.
Speaker 3: I think they just google actors that look a bit
Speaker 3: like Zeus. Before we did also meet Russell Crowe was
Speaker 3: just there, only his face. The internet went, just this guy,
Speaker 3: get him.
Speaker 4: It's Russell Crowe.
Speaker 5: Isn't he Zeus great? I can't wait to hear Zeuth's boy,
Speaker 5: just the him.
Speaker 3: He must have to do no screen testing or reading
Speaker 3: from it. He's one hundred percent Zeus, the god of
Speaker 3: all gods, Zeus. I think that's amazing. He's in some
Speaker 3: new big movie with Helmsworth. I think he must be
Speaker 3: in one of the Thorn movies.
Speaker 5: Or could Hemsworth be Hercules because Zeus is Hercules.
Speaker 3: Son isn't Yes, that's right, yeah one amazing movies or
Speaker 3: unless he's Zeus in the Newfast and View is nineteen.
Speaker 3: They're going through some of their running out of ideas.
Speaker 3: They're going to go through all the Greek cocks.
Speaker 4: Thados is twenty two.
Speaker 3: All right, we're asking this morning that we do once
Speaker 3: a week where we want to know what you're up to?
Speaker 3: Just that, just what are you doing right now? All
Speaker 3: the show's going on.
Speaker 4: Matt is actually currently in the gym.
Speaker 3: Listen to us on the iHeart at what's he's working out?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: Four one four, one oh four three? What are you
Speaker 4: up to right now? Jeff? Good morning, Good morning, Jeff.
Speaker 4: What are you doing right now? Buddy?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get out of the truck.
Speaker 3: I'm plasting to guy the Toila on the way to
Speaker 3: Bella and I can't get out of the traffic because
Speaker 3: the stars coming past.
Speaker 4: So you're alviously a truck drove for a living.
Speaker 1: I'm literally on just turned off the grinds for a
Speaker 1: bar pa on the Western Ring Road.
Speaker 4: I'm finally got out of the truck and I'm draft
Speaker 4: to Hey, you doing it live?
Speaker 3: We do not need this live on air. Jeff, you know,
Speaker 3: do your own business yourself. We don't go south on
Speaker 3: this show.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm not going shout thank you?
Speaker 3: Yes all right, But don't you as a truck driver,
Speaker 3: don't you have like a little pot. This must happen
Speaker 3: sometimes and you have some sort of thing you'd contain
Speaker 3: that you can do.
Speaker 4: They do and they're chucking out the window at you.
Speaker 4: This is this is their office. You know. They need
Speaker 4: to be covered for everything. What's happened to the container though?
Speaker 4: Is it fell up? You have an empty day. I
Speaker 4: would have over flying it this morning. It's overflowing.
Speaker 5: He would have overflown it.
Speaker 4: Jeff will leave you to it.
Speaker 9: Thanks Jeff, thank you.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I did I said what are you up to right now?
Speaker 3: And Jeff has actually just answered the question. Know for
Speaker 3: one for one O four three Mitch, good morning, good
Speaker 3: morning for should mate? Yeah good, just listen to a
Speaker 3: go on the radio tell us and he's gottle toilet.
Speaker 3: But other than that, just great kicking goals.
Speaker 5: What likes entrance and the sales are for race first?
Speaker 5: Where so put the board in the back.
Speaker 3: Gonna have a good day. So are you selling or
Speaker 3: you just surfing today?
Speaker 5: Are selling, but hopefully surfing more so.
Speaker 4: That's the reader for life, isn't it?
Speaker 3: The happy to do an hour of selling the rest
Speaker 3: of you just get on the board, you know, and
Speaker 3: just lived it, living your dreams. That's living the living
Speaker 3: the dream.
Speaker 5: So you actually sell surfboards, are you showing people like,
Speaker 5: oh this is how they work, let me go catch
Speaker 5: away or you're just like loafing off selling selling surfway
Speaker 5: like more clothing successories and stuff just the surf shops.
Speaker 4: I get the feeling more.
Speaker 3: You're just taking the day off and just saying that
Speaker 3: you're doing something. You're actually selling while you're there.
Speaker 5: Every day's day off when you're doing what you love.
Speaker 3: Mate, So pretty good.
Speaker 5: Tony Robbins.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: When I say scenes are tents in the studio, you're
Speaker 3: almost shutting down.
Speaker 5: Now, No I'm not. I'm here, I'm to do the show.
Speaker 3: So like on a brain for chess, the show is
Speaker 3: actually getting in the way of chess preparation. If you
Speaker 3: just tuned in, there is a big game happening to
Speaker 3: my friends right here on gold Chess First Bounds at
Speaker 3: seven thirty five, Jack, his new hobby's passion seventeen hours
Speaker 3: a week, seen hours a week playing online chess games.
Speaker 4: He's about to.
Speaker 3: Play his first ever live chess game, and the person
Speaker 3: stepping into the fray is a twelve year old boy.
Speaker 3: He's literally coming in on his way to school to
Speaker 3: beat Jack and then he goes to school.
Speaker 4: What are you going to be in ark afterwards? If
Speaker 4: you lose? Are you going to give chess up? I'm
Speaker 4: worried that it's going to destroy.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's it if I lose to twelve year old.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's it for me and I'll get my life back,
Speaker 5: which is good. And I just ask you because I
Speaker 5: am I keep thinking of the chess game. When are
Speaker 5: we going to decide who's white and black? And then
Speaker 5: I can just know how I'm going to start the game.
Speaker 4: I think you find out when he finds out, otherwise
Speaker 4: you ask me to do it? Now? She can cheat?
Speaker 4: You're not googling moves? Are you? Why do you to
Speaker 4: be honest with me? Right? Are you googling moves?
Speaker 5: I don't need.
Speaker 4: That is low? It's a twelve year old boy. Is
Speaker 4: she asking me to cheat? Won't you? He was just
Speaker 4: a week crystal clear about what you just did, have
Speaker 4: you no shame.
Speaker 5: Child, no more computer for me? Put that away?
Speaker 4: So you want to know so you can then google
Speaker 4: like opening moves.
Speaker 5: I just want to know if I'm.
Speaker 4: You're doing the Portuguese World or whatever it is.
Speaker 5: You can only do the tennis game. But if you're white.
Speaker 3: So if I'm black, your whole plan isn't about if
Speaker 3: you win a coin toss is otherwise you're screwed.
Speaker 4: Surely you've got some moves if he goes first like
Speaker 4: the old.
Speaker 5: You know, that's why I want to know if he's white.
Speaker 4: The old cheeky prawn to the left as the old
Speaker 4: cheeky left.
Speaker 5: They're called pawns.
Speaker 4: So don't you have any like counter moves? Yeah? I
Speaker 4: know theuse have you got no counter moves? I know?
Speaker 5: I know one thing is black? But if I'm black, I'm.
Speaker 4: Seventeen hours a week. You know nothing. You've been doing
Speaker 4: this for three months.
Speaker 5: Sometimes if I'm black, because it gives it to you randomly,
Speaker 5: I quit the game and start again.
Speaker 3: Black coin source a bit seven point thirty five? Is
Speaker 3: that how they were doing a normal game?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Can you not know this?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: There was no only no chess from Queen's Gamber, and
Speaker 5: they never flipped a coin in Queen's gambas.
Speaker 3: Based all on a TV show, Guys, perhaps it tells
Speaker 3: about your random acts of kindness.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, this is you know what.
Speaker 2: I was just such a sweet, elderly gentleman at my
Speaker 2: local Woolworth. So I went to get a few things
Speaker 2: and I was just getting a hand basket, and he
Speaker 2: was there first, and he was getting himself a basket.
Speaker 2: But he gave it to me with a lovely smile
Speaker 2: and said, there you go. You can have that one.
Speaker 2: I'll get the next one.
Speaker 3: And I just thought a lot of men used the
Speaker 3: supermarket sort of divorce man.
Speaker 4: No, I know they do as a pickup joint. They
Speaker 4: do the smile.
Speaker 3: I bet he's, I bet he's. I bet he's had
Speaker 3: many wins that way. That's his play. He saw someone
Speaker 3: like you, thinking, oh, she's available, and he's gone, why not.
Speaker 3: I chanced my arm here.
Speaker 5: She's just got a hand basket. She's not shopping for
Speaker 5: a whole family. She's single.
Speaker 3: Yeah, lucky lucky Wednesday. No, he's what have been there
Speaker 3: an hour? Maybe that's just an eighth hand basket. It's
Speaker 3: a numbers game for this old timer. Okay, seriously, supermarkets.
Speaker 3: Loads of people have met their other halves in supermarkets.
Speaker 2: They are not pick up joints.
Speaker 4: Oh they are.
Speaker 3: One of my friends, he's now married to a lady,
Speaker 3: accidentally ran into a car in a supermarket car park. Seriously,
Speaker 3: they exchanged Jesus. I guarantee there are people who've met
Speaker 3: in supermarkets. I think the sign if you some people
Speaker 3: will actually go there to meet other people who were
Speaker 3: into this kind of.
Speaker 5: At first, I was with you when I thought we
Speaker 5: were joking along. Now you seem serious that I really
Speaker 5: can't be on your side.
Speaker 4: I believe in my research I've done this that they
Speaker 4: get a pineapple and they turn it upside down.
Speaker 3: Oh, and that is a sign to other people that
Speaker 3: they are they're looking for more than just to say,
Speaker 3: Aisle nine, he.
Speaker 2: Had a pineapple in his basket.
Speaker 4: He wanted me up. No not, but was it like
Speaker 4: facing down.
Speaker 2: It was one of those like half ones.
Speaker 3: We'm glad it's the Queen's Cab.
Speaker 1: Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good morning, sports fans all over the world. What a
Speaker 3: game we have this morning? At seven thirty five, Chess fans,
Speaker 3: there will be a chess game will start. Jack posts
Speaker 3: his new passion seventeen hours a week playing chess, takes
Speaker 3: on his first actual humid encounter in the studio, and
Speaker 3: the guy step forward. I say, guy, he's he's on it.
Speaker 3: He's coming in on his way to school. This is
Speaker 3: Jack's challenger, also called Jack.
Speaker 7: Hi Jack, This is a chess challenger and team is
Speaker 7: twenty four hours. I'll be on a rook to work
Speaker 7: with you in a good old fashioned game of chess.
Speaker 7: I'm going to show no mercy, so I hope you've
Speaker 7: been practicing because you're going down. So good luck. Jack.
Speaker 7: Get ready to be beaten by twelve year old I'm
Speaker 7: Jack Drapach Milne. It's check versus Jack. Get ready, Rooks rumble.
Speaker 4: Rooks will rumble. What's worse you meet my twelve year
Speaker 4: old boy or an.
Speaker 5: Adult twelve year old boy?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm actually I feel nervous now, Okay, if you
Speaker 3: do lose, I won't that I'm responsible and you won't
Speaker 3: go back to the game of chess. You'll to see
Speaker 3: his face, his conquesting face as he waves goodbye and
Speaker 3: says tough luck as he gets in his mum's cart
Speaker 3: and goes to school.
Speaker 4: It's hard to come back from a loss like that.
Speaker 5: This game can't come soon enough. I am preoccupied and
Speaker 5: I'm finding it hard to concentrate, especially because the chess
Speaker 5: board is right next to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, so early on before the news, so
Speaker 3: I was just telling Jack and Patsy how I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure that people do go up.
Speaker 4: To supermarkets to pick each other up.
Speaker 3: I may have just got this from a movie I
Speaker 3: want to watch, but I'm pretty sure people do do that.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite questions, whoever ask a couple of
Speaker 3: you out to dinner, is how did you meet You
Speaker 3: met your wife Bank because she was in the audience
Speaker 3: of a Hamy Shandy show when you were in America.
Speaker 5: That's right, the very first hame Shenandy gap you Bianco
Speaker 5: came along with a friend. She was sitting in the audience,
Speaker 5: and I met her in the green room after the show,
Speaker 5: and she came with a male friend of hers, and
Speaker 5: I thought that was her boyfriend. So I wasn't trying
Speaker 5: to hit on her. I was just talking to her
Speaker 5: like a normal gen.
Speaker 3: I love these little moments, like if she doesn't come
Speaker 3: to that night or whatever, you don't go and speak
Speaker 3: to her Patsy made Chris her husband.
Speaker 4: He was a stripper. Oh it's not Oh no, he.
Speaker 2: Just met was very simple. We just met at the
Speaker 2: pub one night. I was actually at a radio station
Speaker 2: Christmas du oh yeah. And he was meant to go
Speaker 2: camping that weekend with his mates and couldn't be bothered.
Speaker 2: And there we were, Wow fighting doors moment.
Speaker 4: Two Starcross Lovers of Chicken Palm.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: So I'm asking this morning, trying to do some research.
Speaker 3: Do people actually meet in form relationships in supermarkets?
Speaker 4: I believe that they do? Or shops? How did you
Speaker 4: meet your other half? Was it in a shop or
Speaker 4: a supermarket? Nine four one four one o four three?
Speaker 4: After Patsy, someone tried to pick up Patsy yesterday by
Speaker 4: the basket some old guy rand.
Speaker 3: The old guy, obviously feeling a bit horny on a Wednesday,
Speaker 3: hang around the baskets there and saw pats He does
Speaker 3: the old classic here have mine, so obviously worked for him.
Speaker 4: That's his plain.
Speaker 3: I bet if you go back same time next Wednesday,
Speaker 3: he had old silver foxes there, all right, So give
Speaker 3: us a call. Nine four one one O four three didree?
Speaker 10: Hey Christian, hell are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good? Have you fallen for someone doing the old?
Speaker 4: Here have my hand basket at supermarket? Trick?
Speaker 10: No, it was in a shopper I used to work.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what were you doing?
Speaker 10: I was a barista and he used to come in
Speaker 10: and get his coffee. So what I would do on
Speaker 10: top of the coffee machine separate all the cups? Does
Speaker 10: I have to stand there and look at him?
Speaker 4: That's a lady, that Sergia which's staring at it again
Speaker 4: for the cap? So he made a little spy hole. Sorry, Christian,
Speaker 4: you made a little spy hole.
Speaker 10: So I made a spy hole. Yeah, and then I'll
Speaker 10: see him walk.
Speaker 4: I look at his bottom, right, Okay?
Speaker 3: Then and you became his partner, saying how do you
Speaker 3: go from basically just staring at him to then actually
Speaker 3: the next step and end of being married off?
Speaker 10: I don't know, but it worked, wonders. We've been together
Speaker 10: twenty years this month. So yeah, yeah, he asked me
Speaker 10: out eventually, so I didn't decline. Yeah, gave me his
Speaker 10: business card and there you go, smooth, smooth.
Speaker 4: That's good, Yeah, Patsy that oh God, give you his
Speaker 4: business card?
Speaker 5: O barristas and people in cafes must get hit on
Speaker 5: all the time. And he lead met his girlfriend. She
Speaker 5: was a waitress at a cafe.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, back, yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah it works, Yeah, it works. Yeah. Become a barista,
Speaker 10: right second, become a barrista.
Speaker 4: Don't you use dating apps? Become a barrista. That's that's it. Yes, absolutely, Juie,
Speaker 4: Thanks you, col.
Speaker 1: Christ Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Tell if you can hear.
Speaker 3: This, this is young Ja, right, it's just coming to studio.
Speaker 3: Twelve year old chat before he comes to school to
Speaker 3: take on Jack in his first ever game of chess.
Speaker 3: As I showed him into the studio, he saw there
Speaker 3: was a Rubik's Cube on a shelf here right that
Speaker 3: none of us have been able to do.
Speaker 4: He goes, do you wonder if I complete that? I
Speaker 4: think we've got some sort of.
Speaker 5: Boy, Jack? Can we interrupt you for a moment during
Speaker 5: the Ruby's Cube just to chat you?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, Jack, thank you very much for coming in
Speaker 3: this morning. So you're going to be taken on Jack
Speaker 3: in about ten minutes time at a game of chess.
Speaker 3: How long have you been playing chess?
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 7: A couple of years?
Speaker 4: YEA yeap who taught you a pop? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And you beat Dad? Now you're that good if you overtaken?
Speaker 3: Has the Jedi overtaken the Master?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And how do you think you're going to get
Speaker 4: on this morning? Taken on Jack post?
Speaker 7: Well, I've got a couple of advantages. He's never played
Speaker 7: a game in real life, and well, I already know
Speaker 7: what he's going to do. So what do you mean
Speaker 7: we told everyone on the radio.
Speaker 5: Because I told you. He told me this outside because
Speaker 5: I said what my use the name on chess dot
Speaker 5: com app was? He went and looked at you can
Speaker 5: look at everybody's game. He looked at all my opening moves.
Speaker 3: And did you when you saw that, did you think,
Speaker 3: actually this is going to be even easier than I thought?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, okay, so Jack is only very good when
Speaker 3: he's the first person starting it.
Speaker 5: I like to play with. Why what do you like
Speaker 5: to play with? I can play either for amb dexterous.
Speaker 4: Are you going to take it easy on him? Or
Speaker 4: you're going to try and beat him as soon as possible.
Speaker 4: I love the fact that you I'm kind of in
Speaker 4: the way, aren't I with these questions?
Speaker 3: You just want to do that ruby scoo, and.
Speaker 5: You just finished the room.
Speaker 3: He's just done the rub that has been undone in
Speaker 3: about two years in the studio.
Speaker 4: He's done a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3: And you started up a chess club at school. I,
Speaker 3: when I was your age, started a chess club at
Speaker 3: school and no one came, so I folded it.
Speaker 4: No one, No one came. There was a teacher who
Speaker 4: saw me in there by myself, sat down at chessboard,
Speaker 4: felt sorry for me, came in, played chess with me,
Speaker 4: beat me, and after that I never played chess again.
Speaker 4: So that's because have you got mates that turn out?
Speaker 4: What is it once a week at school? It's every Monday,
Speaker 4: every Monday, chess cub. And don't think you are so relaxed,
Speaker 4: aren't you? Jack? I'm not Jack is not? Okay?
Speaker 3: You two look at each other in the eye and
Speaker 3: say good luck. When we come back from the news headlines,
Speaker 3: which we're going into next we will have the coin toss.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: We have an independent adjudicator called Hartley Shawcross. Are you
Speaker 3: guys familiar with him in chess circles?
Speaker 4: Okay? I think it's a made up name, Hartley short Cross.
Speaker 4: He sounds like an eighties detective is going to come here.
Speaker 4: He'll be the umpire. You've got it, the umpiring you need.
Speaker 7: Um, Well, no, you just have the person that starts
Speaker 7: your clocks start.
Speaker 5: Oh, we don't do that ourselves.
Speaker 7: Well no, well you can.
Speaker 3: He's now running the show. You basically run the next
Speaker 3: half an hour every best for all of us. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, you two look each other night and say
Speaker 3: good luck.
Speaker 5: Good luck Jack, honestly, good luck, thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's on next Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: Post in the studio.
Speaker 3: Now it's been totally reconfigured for this chess match.
Speaker 4: Chess on the radio.
Speaker 3: As too many microphones. Jack Post has two microphones. He's
Speaker 3: got as normal one I turn on to do the
Speaker 3: show with him. Then I've got another one that's is
Speaker 3: titled at my very state of the art studio desk.
Speaker 4: Here chest Jack.
Speaker 5: Chess test test. There is chess Jack.
Speaker 3: Oh it's a completely different Jack, chest Jack. All right,
Speaker 3: what is about to happen?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 3: It is a chess game on the radio. His challenger
Speaker 3: is just yawned, just now, he's so relaxed. That is
Speaker 3: also called Jack, Young Jack, twelve year old Jack. You ready,
Speaker 3: my friend, yeah. Also presiding over this from Melbourne Chess
Speaker 3: Club as a man with an amazing name, Hartley show
Speaker 3: Cross Hartley. You happy with everything the way it's been
Speaker 3: configured and set up so far.
Speaker 9: Everything looks great here, yep, absolutely.
Speaker 3: And Hartley the I'm gonna You've got a coin there
Speaker 3: to do. The coins us to decide who goes first.
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, so put the coin.
Speaker 5: I'll call tails.
Speaker 9: It's it's heads.
Speaker 5: Is young Jack automatically white?
Speaker 9: Or does he get to choose? So he Yeah, he
Speaker 9: gets to choose. And but you know, look at this configuration,
Speaker 9: I'm assuming Jack wants to be black. Yeah, you know
Speaker 9: what do you want to be?
Speaker 5: Young Jack?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 4: All right? Let's put the.
Speaker 5: Water around there.
Speaker 4: Okay, they're gonna flip the blow around. They's playing their
Speaker 4: opening music.
Speaker 8: Hello, Red Corner standing six foot four and whang in
Speaker 8: a eighty five kilograms thirty three years away, loveless, Lock
Speaker 8: up your bonds.
Speaker 4: It's the King Killer of Cobourg.
Speaker 8: He'll give you the scares on all sixty pole squares.
Speaker 8: Playing online under the pseudonym Greg Internet.
Speaker 1: It's Jack Up JACKO.
Speaker 4: A local play, but Jack posts will take on.
Speaker 3: Let's meet his young contender in the blue corner, standing
Speaker 3: at four foot six and weighing in at forty five
Speaker 3: kilos twelve years of age.
Speaker 4: He's a boy wonder from Delada. He remains own beating
Speaker 4: in his school chess club.
Speaker 8: That's the preteen from Dorian. It's Jack All attack tramp
Speaker 8: Park Mill.
Speaker 4: Now, okay, we're about to get underway here live on God.
Speaker 3: One four point three. Good morning, chess fans all over
Speaker 3: the world. Tune in for this amazing game. They are
Speaker 3: playing for this beautiful trophy, the Chess Club Champion twenty
Speaker 3: twenty one.
Speaker 4: Check that out. Guys.
Speaker 3: Nope, they've got their company bother to look at me.
Speaker 3: All eyes are on the board. We're talking. Must stop
Speaker 3: now hardly what happens.
Speaker 9: Next' So I will I'll start the clock, please do
Speaker 9: I'll just I'll just actually just get Jack to do it.
Speaker 5: Because so I just hit this button and Nell start
Speaker 5: Jack's clock the clock. Yep, all right, we get ten
Speaker 5: minutes each on the clock.
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a bit yeah, it's a bit nuts, but yep,
Speaker 5: good luck young Jack hand first. Yep, that's that's like
Speaker 5: three to one. Let's chess, boy chess on the radio.
Speaker 4: Okay if you commentate.
Speaker 9: So the war has been moved by young Jack yepel playing.
Speaker 4: On at home, hopefully drawn out of chess Board classic opening.
Speaker 9: It's just the kids pawn opening.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 9: So the Scandinavian very you know, Jack knew it.
Speaker 4: Scandinavian straight to Europe of course.
Speaker 9: Now I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty lost already.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you from Melbourne chess cunt. I mean
Speaker 3: I could have done. I've got a good all this
Speaker 3: for Hartley?
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, yep, so this is it's just it's just
Speaker 9: the opening stage F three is a bit strange.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I found that all the time. Jams and my keyboard.
Speaker 4: I've told about it.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, by Jack, I mean Jack who played there?
Speaker 4: Three?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Just Jack one? Jack two or just Jack?
Speaker 4: Should they have taken a couple of pieces by now
Speaker 4: it's going very.
Speaker 5: I am attacking Christian, I repeat, I am attacking his night.
Speaker 4: Harley, can you confirm is he attacking? Is Jack playing
Speaker 4: more aggressively and better than you thought? So far?
Speaker 9: This is it's that well, they've both got knights on
Speaker 9: pre The only French words I know are chess related
Speaker 9: French words. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's been a side detail for all of us
Speaker 4: this morning.
Speaker 9: I know, right, Yeah, it's like opposite. That's a good
Speaker 9: another French word.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, if we could focus on the chess as
Speaker 3: you come from Melbourne French Club as well.
Speaker 4: You've run two clubs there.
Speaker 5: I'm actually in trouble here.
Speaker 4: Seventeen hours a week.
Speaker 5: I think I'll capture my first piece.
Speaker 9: Yeah take that last night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's now at the moment we've had silence from
Speaker 3: Young Jack. Young Jack is just a picture of concentration
Speaker 3: and zen across the board.
Speaker 5: You know, it's we've both captured the same night on
Speaker 5: opposing side.
Speaker 4: It's a night off, young Jack. How are you feeling
Speaker 4: right now? You're happy with your move so far?
Speaker 7: I would like to play differently.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I've shook him. And when we come back
Speaker 4: from their break, we see how they're.
Speaker 1: Doing the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go back live to the chess board where
Speaker 3: I tells your old boy young Jack has taken on
Speaker 3: Jack Post in a game of chess. Jack has had
Speaker 3: his head in his hands for last thirty seconds, going
Speaker 3: oh god, oh god, Jack Post, how you doing.
Speaker 5: I'm in a terrible position. Is the easiest thing to say.
Speaker 5: My king is out in front of all my dangerous pieces,
Speaker 5: and hardly you know that that's a bad position.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean you, you're in quite a bit of trouble.
Speaker 9: He's this powering through. It's just pressure, pressure, pressure.
Speaker 4: It's not the d's right now, young Jack.
Speaker 5: Is not the d's in football terms. How far down?
Speaker 9: So like to put it in perspective for everyone. You
Speaker 9: were what you would say, be up by seven goals.
Speaker 9: You would have been up by seven goals with fifteen
Speaker 9: minutes left to go in the final.
Speaker 4: Term, and you're now down by five goals. Big last quarter,
Speaker 4: last and utter silence right now? You just isn't To
Speaker 4: the voice of Hartley Shortcross from Melbourne Chess Cup, young Jack,
Speaker 4: how are you doing right now? You're happy?
Speaker 7: I'm pretty happy. I've got him in a solid position.
Speaker 5: Well, he's already put me in check three times and
Speaker 5: so i'm three times.
Speaker 4: Have you even put him in once in check?
Speaker 3: No, jackpos have been playing chess for three months, seventeen
Speaker 3: hours a week to get in this position where within
Speaker 3: four minutes it's almost over.
Speaker 5: So I'm moving out of check now, but I feel vulnerable.
Speaker 9: You look like you're in trouble man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the official chess term when they say you
Speaker 3: look like you're in trouble man.
Speaker 4: That was the catchphrase, of course, of cats bro chess
Speaker 4: fans all over the world.
Speaker 1: The Christian Common Show perfect.
Speaker 5: Timing to come back to the song, Oh no, this
Speaker 5: is not great, Hartley? Am I correct?
Speaker 9: Incenteh, you're right, it's right, you're right.
Speaker 5: Oh no, my young opponent, twelve year old Jack, I
Speaker 5: believe with this queen move?
Speaker 7: Oh no?
Speaker 9: Is that check man's check mate?
Speaker 3: Can? I just saying I don't like what's saying right now,
Speaker 3: two grown up men laughing about one of them beating
Speaker 3: a twelve year old boy.
Speaker 4: Shame on you, Harley and Melbourne Chess Club, shame on you,
Speaker 4: Jack Post.
Speaker 5: But what a comeback I was so I was Jack,
Speaker 5: Greg came great game.
Speaker 4: Ugly scenes here, I'm ugly scenes.
Speaker 7: I can't believe that because I saw the checkmate with the.
Speaker 4: Yeah talking to what's what's happened young Jack? What happened?
Speaker 4: What happened? What happened? Jack? Take me through it? You
Speaker 4: had it all, you had him on the ropes.
Speaker 7: I was trying. If he didn't move that walk down,
Speaker 7: I would imaged one move to move him up there
Speaker 7: and made him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were way ahead. He had he honestly did
Speaker 5: have me on the ropes, and then you slipped up.
Speaker 5: I'm always looking for a weakness.
Speaker 3: I do not like this.
Speaker 4: I don't like winning Jack Post.
Speaker 5: Great game though, Jack, I don't want to celebrate too much.
Speaker 4: But you have already shame on you. You're thirty two, man,
Speaker 4: have a look in the mirror when you get home.
Speaker 5: Who are you thirty three?
Speaker 4: Hey, young Jack, don't be disappointed. I know what you did.
Speaker 4: You just very nice.
Speaker 3: You let the older guy win. Yeah, yeah, this is
Speaker 3: what you do with relatives sometimes Christmas time. You don't
Speaker 3: want tears. You can about the rest of the show.
Speaker 3: What he's going to be like, well done.
Speaker 4: I know what you did.
Speaker 3: You could have easily polished him off that show is
Speaker 3: just what a young gentleman you are. You let Jackie
Speaker 3: boy win.
Speaker 4: Good like at school to day mate, patronize and sign
Speaker 4: that was reminded he's got to go to school.
Speaker 9: I don't like this, Jack, So do I have to
Speaker 9: give this to Jack? Then?
Speaker 4: I'm afraid you have to give it to Jack Post. Yeah,
Speaker 4: heartly handed over.
Speaker 9: It's gonna you probably just need to like put a
Speaker 9: bit of stuff on it first. Anyway, there you go.
Speaker 3: Jack is actually holding it above, I said, like he's
Speaker 3: on the winner's podium at the Tokyo Olympics, clinging for
Speaker 3: me to it in the red bandana winner Jack.
Speaker 5: Post, this means so much to me.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can tell what you can hold. Hey, young Jack,
Speaker 3: thank you? Hey, you don't you did? You did great today?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: I think maybe, like you know, all the cameras the
Speaker 3: lights also put you off too, Okay, but you were brilliant.
Speaker 3: Did you enjoy coming in this morning?
Speaker 7: I definitely?
Speaker 4: Are you really annoyed that he won? Yeah, it's not
Speaker 4: nice seeing it like this is the.
Speaker 7: Advantages before you even went in and I just blew it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't blow anything. You did brilliant.
Speaker 3: Okay, you did great because he was ahead. All right,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, young Jack. You're brilliant. Okay, thank
Speaker 3: you very much for coming in.
Speaker 4: I don't like this again.
Speaker 3: Chris's podcast The Young Pretender. Young twelve year old Jack
Speaker 3: walks out of this radio station with his head bowed.
Speaker 3: He was absolutely gutted. He had Jack Post cornered. I
Speaker 3: don't think you'd corner anyone in chance. But let's just
Speaker 3: go with that an energy. But it looked like it
Speaker 3: was all over for Jack. And then I guess the
Speaker 3: young kid, what did he did?
Speaker 4: He rush it?
Speaker 5: He get excited that after the game, and I think
Speaker 5: he did he was too ahead, so he started rushing,
Speaker 5: left some pieces hanging and I was able to capitalize.
Speaker 5: I am apologies for the way I reacted after the game,
Speaker 5: because can.
Speaker 4: You apologize how you said? Apologies? You went apologies.
Speaker 5: I don't think in real chess matches they get up
Speaker 5: and fish, pump and jump out up and down on
Speaker 5: the spot when they win him games.
Speaker 3: Any What they also don't is don't do that in
Speaker 3: an upset twelve of your boy's face. He left here gutted.
Speaker 3: I don't feel very good about you winning.
Speaker 5: There's a weird feeling in the studio.
Speaker 2: You're gloating.
Speaker 4: He's got to go to school with that. You know,
Speaker 4: a giant, tall man like you in his face, pumping
Speaker 4: at your face, raising that trophy over his head.
Speaker 5: And his face makes it sound like I got right
Speaker 5: in his grill.
Speaker 4: Well, the video went back it up, job, but you changed.
Speaker 4: I didn't like it, honestly, that poor little kid. He
Speaker 4: was absolutely gutted.
Speaker 5: I'm going to rematch him online tonight on the chest
Speaker 5: dot com app and we'll play many games into the
Speaker 5: future and who knows who will win.
Speaker 4: Just not on the radio.
Speaker 3: School in the morning, all right, there's tie for school
Speaker 3: runnings where two families on the score run take each
Speaker 3: other on. Winner stays on. But so let's go to
Speaker 3: the raining champs, the Herbies, the Herbert family. Yeah they
Speaker 3: are Herberts. Come on, Okay, So we still got Gemma,
Speaker 3: who's thirteen, and you're still the captain of the family.
Speaker 4: They reluctant captain there. Yeah, everything I like, jem Yeah,
Speaker 4: what's up? Fed up? Yeah? Tired? Second week back, you're tired?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I know this scene.
Speaker 3: And we still got eleven year old Blake, Yeah mate,
Speaker 3: and tough atmosphere in the car today, right, Blake?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Am I right? And Blake? You still love basketball? Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's great. So much can happen in seven days? Blake?
Speaker 4: What's the got eight year olds? Zoey? Yeah, still love basketball? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What's up with the big sister?
Speaker 10: Huh?
Speaker 5: Grumpy?
Speaker 4: Oh? Okay, poor old Gemma and Jake the Snake. How's
Speaker 4: the old Daredevil still loving the motorbikes. Jake, Yeah, go man. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's the Herbert family. Everyone.
Speaker 3: All right, let's meet who's taking them on today. Let's
Speaker 3: say hello to the Page family. Come on in the
Speaker 3: Page family. Hello, Hi, awesome. Okay, so we've got the
Speaker 3: captain is Corey, the dad of the family. Come morning, Corey.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for taking out in School Runnings.
Speaker 3: Why don't you introduce the team you've got this morning
Speaker 3: in the car?
Speaker 10: Okay, we have Thomas, he's nine years old. We have Tomorrow,
Speaker 10: who's twelve years old, and my wife Josephine.
Speaker 3: Josephine, Hello, bye Thomas, Hello, Hi Tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi fine, Hi. Are you ready to play? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, we're playing School Runnings next a christ between the
Speaker 3: Herbert family this morning and the Page family live on
Speaker 3: the School Runs.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Each Thursday morning.
Speaker 6: Live.
Speaker 3: The School Running is two families in the cars take
Speaker 3: each other on when it stays on. Nice prize today
Speaker 3: Nintendo Mini console with thirty games and a Polaroid camera
Speaker 3: as well. That's the winning prize today. All right, let's
Speaker 3: go to the Raining family, the Herberts you've got the
Speaker 3: captain Gemmo's thirteen mm Vanessa in the car, Blake, Zoe
Speaker 3: and Jake. Let's get ready now with your first question.
Speaker 3: As always, the moment Jack has asked the question, you
Speaker 3: get five seconds to talk amongst yourself and then give
Speaker 3: us your answer. Good luck the Herbert family.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5: Herberts. Question one, the three colors on Germany's national flag
Speaker 5: are red, black, and what.
Speaker 10: Yellow, yellow.
Speaker 5: Yallo is correct?
Speaker 3: I should have waited for you, though, they're taking a
Speaker 3: bit too long as you're trying to pick up the
Speaker 3: pace at least because you're used to playing chess. You
Speaker 3: need to come back into radio world now, Jackie boy, Yes,
Speaker 3: well done.
Speaker 5: Family Question number two, which of these is not a
Speaker 5: type of penguin, Royal, King, Emperor or Jack.
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 5: Jack? Yes, Jack correct?
Speaker 4: I waited well done two out of two. That's why
Speaker 4: they're the reigning champs. Folks.
Speaker 3: All right, let's going to the contenders, the Page Family
Speaker 3: Page Family.
Speaker 4: Corey is the captain of the Dad. Good luck, guys.
Speaker 4: Your questions.
Speaker 5: What is the name of the nineteen six sorry, what
Speaker 5: is the name of the nineteen ninety six movie with
Speaker 5: Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.
Speaker 4: Get it right. Thanks.
Speaker 5: I'm hearing space jam, which is correct.
Speaker 4: Well done.
Speaker 5: Question number two. If you get this ry, we have
Speaker 5: to go to a tie break.
Speaker 4: Excellent. It means all the car horns all on this question. Guys,
Speaker 4: good luck.
Speaker 5: What is the capital city of Japan?
Speaker 3: To thank you?
Speaker 4: When you were looking around?
Speaker 5: Well, I thought they were, and they converse with themselves
Speaker 5: then they give us an official answer. You're quite right,
Speaker 5: Tokyo is correct.
Speaker 4: Wow, this is exciting, guys. Time for the tie break.
Speaker 3: So the way the tie break works, you're buzzing with
Speaker 3: your car horn with the answer, first person of buzzing
Speaker 3: with their car horn. So let's remind us producers. Remember
Speaker 3: last time we got a bit confusing. Hubert family, your
Speaker 3: car horn will sound like that's your car Okay, Paye
Speaker 3: family your car horn?
Speaker 4: Hell? Was that Herbert family? Already?
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you, I'm already confused, chaos pays family. Can
Speaker 3: we hear your car horn?
Speaker 5: That's better, I'll notice that.
Speaker 4: All right, Okay, here's the time. Great question buzz in
Speaker 4: the buzzer is your car horn?
Speaker 5: Question is how many Olympic rings are there?
Speaker 4: I think I heard the distant car horn, which is
Speaker 4: the Herbert Family. No said no no, so pay Family?
Speaker 4: Is that its control of the show.
Speaker 5: I think that distant car horn might have been somebody
Speaker 5: else listening to the radio in another car.
Speaker 4: Lights have changed. To get on with the school run.
Speaker 4: Rather than who are Let's go to the producers here,
Speaker 4: let's go to producer connect keeping arm things. As always
Speaker 4: collect who won.
Speaker 5: Page Family, Page Family.
Speaker 3: They came, they conquered, Well done. The Paste Family are
Speaker 3: the new winners. They take home the Nintendo Mini console
Speaker 3: with thirty bus games on the Polaroid camera runners up price.
Speaker 4: For the Herberts, they get a family movie Pars and Family.
Speaker 4: What is annoysy about Family?
Speaker 1: Well Done?
Speaker 3: We'll see you next week Pays Family, Well Done Cory
Speaker 3: Josephine Thomas and Tomorrow Chaos The Christian O'Connell show podcast
Speaker 3: last week on Friday, then Davina got to tick off
Speaker 3: something on her bucket list, and that was to drive
Speaker 3: a tank over a car.
Speaker 4: She actually crossed two of your cars.
Speaker 3: We're now looking for the next thing that we go
Speaker 3: to the next couple of weeks that we make happen
Speaker 3: for you guys that's on your bucket list And as
Speaker 3: always we're looking for stuff that isn't you know, the
Speaker 3: normal kind of stuff like go skydive, and we're looking
Speaker 3: for different things like crushing a car in a tank
Speaker 3: Dave Sherwood two months ago, throwing a TV out of
Speaker 3: a window like a rock star. We've done those. What
Speaker 3: can we go to next, Kim, Christian, I'm writing to
Speaker 3: you about my bucket list. I had an awful eighteen months.
Speaker 3: I'm sort of here that Kim, but I'm now listening
Speaker 3: to Vena working on a bucket list. As our life
Speaker 3: is too short. I would dearly love to have a
Speaker 3: flight and either a Mustang or Saber fighter jet. Okay,
Speaker 3: there are there are, There are limits to even what
Speaker 3: you guys can help us do. I don't even know
Speaker 3: what a Mustang or Saber fighter jet is, but look
Speaker 3: we didn't know.
Speaker 4: We'd better get a tank.
Speaker 5: No, but a fighter jet is not something somebody has
Speaker 5: hanging around the fielding.
Speaker 3: There aren't a lot of fighter jet worlds. There are
Speaker 3: tank adventure. I was out in Gippsland. But Kim, thank
Speaker 3: you very much. Christian. I a couple years ago start
Speaker 3: a bucket list, and there's one thing I'd love to
Speaker 3: do it's something you've sort of done. All I want
Speaker 3: to do is be an extra on neighbors. Whether I
Speaker 3: served a coffee at Harold's or walk by the lake,
Speaker 3: I don't care. I just want to be an extra
Speaker 3: lame I know, right, No, none of these are lame.
Speaker 3: That's from Judy Christian on my bucket list. I would
Speaker 3: love to sit for a portrait with the painter and
Speaker 3: comedian Armed Dough.
Speaker 4: I love that show.
Speaker 5: I love that Brush with Fame with Yes so good.
Speaker 4: Don't you find sometimes some of the paintings look amazing.
Speaker 5: What are you gonna say?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: I just said, that's all I said. Yeah, have you
Speaker 4: seen someone? Have you seen a lot of them? Yeah?
Speaker 5: All the ones I see great.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what I'm just saying. The paintings, many of
Speaker 4: them are great, aren't they.
Speaker 5: But I have seen portraits in the past, maybe by
Speaker 5: other artists where you go doesn't really look like them.
Speaker 4: It's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3: All right, that's some Lourie Christian is my fortieth in
Speaker 3: just over four weeks time.
Speaker 4: I hope you can help it out. I've always want
Speaker 4: to drive a big crane where it be wrecking ball
Speaker 4: on it, so I can put a whole through a
Speaker 4: side of a building and watch the whole building collapse.
Speaker 4: They're testing us, aren't with today?
Speaker 3: You know fre to jet a wrecking ball through a
Speaker 3: ball through a side of a building and then watching
Speaker 3: the whole building come out?
Speaker 5: Do we still do the wrecking ball? Never just drive
Speaker 5: past the wrecding ball.
Speaker 3: I hope this is something you'll be able to do
Speaker 3: and make great radio and help make a childhood dream
Speaker 3: become a reality. I look forward to hearing from your
Speaker 3: seen very formal sign off here yours sincerely, Sean Simpson.
Speaker 3: If you're listening to this and thinking, do you know what?
Speaker 3: There's something I'd love to do? Please email. We haven't
Speaker 3: decided which one we're going to go to next, still
Speaker 3: plenty of time. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
Speaker 3: com dot au.
Speaker 1: Thanks not guying, Christian, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack is actually shimming and dancers to this song and
Speaker 3: he's in a good moment. I noticed you were actually
Speaker 3: picking up a chess trophy that we were hopefully going
Speaker 3: to be handing over to a twelve year old boy.
Speaker 3: You were picking that up, looking at it again like
Speaker 3: you've done something worthwhile you beat a child.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter that age doesn't matter. We have a
Speaker 5: similar ranking in chess, So I've really beat a worthy opponent.
Speaker 5: What you can't look at?
Speaker 4: You knew what you want me to? Did you see
Speaker 4: what he did to that young boy?
Speaker 2: Just I don't know what to say.
Speaker 4: Well, you wanted me, you're a fan of his, but
Speaker 4: even you've got a met patsy. It's not nice.
Speaker 5: It's you wanted me to throw the game. You honestly no.
Speaker 4: Winning with grace.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'll admit I did not do that.
Speaker 3: And then you start dancing when you look at your
Speaker 3: trophy again, that's going somewhere prime at home as it is.
Speaker 1: I know it is.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 3: Then today, on International Space Day, did you know that
Speaker 3: for over twenty years the Russian cosmonauts took shotguns into
Speaker 3: space with them to stave off bears. The Russian Federal
Speaker 3: Space Agency wanted them to be prepared.
Speaker 4: For the worst.
Speaker 5: Okay, who rides these fans?
Speaker 4: He makes them up right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, this one is the most outlandish and stupid I've
Speaker 5: ever heard.
Speaker 4: However, Hollywood, make me a movie called space Bets. I'd
Speaker 4: watched that.
Speaker 3: Sexiest band on the International space station. He's obviously reaching the.
Speaker 4: End of the week.
Speaker 3: These are all just made up real all right. So
Speaker 3: we're looking for your space celebrities. Put a celebrity in space,
Speaker 3: Cosmic Jagger, Gold, Lady one for space fans, Lady Gagarin,
Speaker 3: what's gigar?
Speaker 4: Ury? Gagaring was the first actual astronaut in space.
Speaker 5: Oh, very clever, plus thank you.
Speaker 4: Oh there's a funny little Martian over there. But boy,
Speaker 4: you can sing. That's right. It's Ricky Martian.
Speaker 5: Gold.
Speaker 3: Whitney Whitney. Can you see where I'm going with this?
Speaker 3: Whitney Houston. We have a problem.
Speaker 5: That's a gold too.
Speaker 4: Kevin lost in Spacey, we can't fight. That's the gold,
Speaker 4: all right? This is my first ever. You know. Sometimes
Speaker 4: we have a tripler.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you have a doublas.
Speaker 4: I have a tripler here.
Speaker 11: Asteroid, Yeah, orbitson asteroid one, orbit two, three asteroid, orbitson
Speaker 11: asteroid orbitson you.
Speaker 5: Can only it's it's terrible. You can only have points
Speaker 5: for getting three in there.
Speaker 4: So it's silver.
Speaker 3: Oh, there was a gold run there, all right, Lady Gagarin,
Speaker 3: Off you go, Jackie Boyd.
Speaker 4: What have you got? Space celebrities Lady Starstar Bang average silver.
Speaker 5: If you hadn't done your Lady Garga one though, that
Speaker 5: would have been very funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well trumped it really with the Lady Gagarin.
Speaker 5: It's a who's that orbiting out there orbiting the Earth?
Speaker 5: It's John wayneing Gibbers, one of the many phases of
Speaker 5: the moon.
Speaker 4: For the research you would have done.
Speaker 5: It's John Wayne in Gibbers. Who's out there.
Speaker 4: With him orbiting? We're getting a plane now, are we?
Speaker 5: It's UFO and Wilton.
Speaker 4: That's a goal too, and he's just.
Speaker 5: Landing on the Moon. That's one small step for man.
Speaker 5: One giant leap for Mandy Petinkin from Homeland.
Speaker 4: No, what does that work?
Speaker 5: One giant leap from Mandy Patinkin.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no worse of the week from anyone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's actually good.
Speaker 3: You pecked at seven fifty nine with the chess I
Speaker 3: fit bronze minus a million in space.
Speaker 4: No one can hear you laugh.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Today's that work time waster on International Space Day is
Speaker 3: space Celebrities. Put a celebrity into space. You're ready to mark,
Speaker 3: Jackie Boyn, I'm ready, all right?
Speaker 4: They's see you've got this Smike.
Speaker 3: Space celebrities, Spot, Nick Offerman, Silver, Stuffy, Donnie.
Speaker 4: Starton, Donnie starton, So.
Speaker 5: Donny part Yes, Bronze plus.
Speaker 4: I don't think he got it down.
Speaker 5: I got it, Dolly.
Speaker 4: Parton, Billy Stargay, Cyrus bronze.
Speaker 5: Okay, come on, sorry, I'm marking as they can.
Speaker 6: They like.
Speaker 4: Jack black Hole Silver, Duyane third Rock from the Sun.
Speaker 5: That's gold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well done, Adam Spook, Nick Cage same as Nick. Yeah,
Speaker 4: a lot of Spot's coming through. Stand down, Steve No,
Speaker 4: that's terrible. Meet your loaf Silver, Reese Withermoon gold plus.
Speaker 4: That's very good.
Speaker 3: You always put your name on these when you text
Speaker 3: them so we can give you the credit you deserve.
Speaker 3: But fund number ending six nine two, well done, Into
Speaker 3: Stella McCartney gold, that's very smart.
Speaker 4: Lucas Muno Mars. That is brilliant. Nathan Jupiter Lopez.
Speaker 5: What's that, Jennifer Lopez, Yeah, bronze.
Speaker 4: Tough, tough, it's not fame joint Oryan Gosling Gold. That's
Speaker 4: very good.
Speaker 3: Wendy Max Gone to the Moon gold, yeah, world un
Speaker 3: Billy Jean milky Way Cyrus silver Margo R two D
Speaker 3: two no.
Speaker 4: Martian Scorsese gold when asked, oh dear, this guy's got
Speaker 4: a lead up to it.
Speaker 3: Okay, when an astronaut drops his pants, there would be
Speaker 3: Hugh crack Man.
Speaker 4: Donald has screams, Huggy, why end it on that? Why
Speaker 4: end it on that?
Speaker 5: That's not even a space? What you have to say?
Speaker 5: It's an astronaut?
Speaker 3: Do we need another one? I'm not letting that be
Speaker 3: the last one. It's got a whiff of hark. I've
Speaker 3: told you before.
Speaker 4: All right, one that's just come in Stevie Ray gun Vaughan.
Speaker 4: That is better than Hugh crack.
Speaker 5: One more one to get jump in there.
Speaker 4: One more Ringo shooting Star Civil plus Chris mars ten.
Speaker 9: That's all right.
Speaker 3: We're down, We're down, We're down, all right. Turn of
Speaker 3: today's show is Rooks will rumble. You're happy with yourself? One?
Speaker 3: Thank you, well done, new one uh and thank you
Speaker 3: to mind Games who supplied the chessboard its beautiful.
Speaker 4: Royal o chest set. That young Jack not a lose.
Speaker 3: He did very well today. Took home as his consolation prize.
Speaker 3: You can find them at one five one four five
Speaker 3: Swanson Street. We are back tomorrow morning, double thumbs up
Speaker 3: and knock off Friday.
Speaker 4: Thanks for listening The
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