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Speaker 1: Get a fresh way to drive home with Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Will.

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Speaker 3: As you know, I'm the celebrant of a wedding tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: The business is coming in, the business is coming hard.

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Speaker 3: But enough about that, Will. The question we're pondering right

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Speaker 3: now is would it be inappropriate if I was to

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Speaker 3: hook up with someone at the wedding cerem Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Now, why? Will?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 2: I'm just one of the human being. Will let me

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Speaker 2: put yourself.

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Speaker 1: On the brighton groom shoes. It's their day, it's their day.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to do it during the ceremony.

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Speaker 1: Dropping and tongue swiping some woman on the dance floor.

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Speaker 2: How dare you call it tongue swiping? But you might

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Speaker 2: be pilot pirate, Will stereial tongue squat.

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Speaker 1: I've seen your tongue swipe on a dance floor before,

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Speaker 1: and look, you're very good at it. I mean the

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Speaker 1: dance moves to match it. And it would steal the show.

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Speaker 1: It would absolutely steal the show. I know that it would.

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Speaker 1: So I don't think it's fair on the married couple.

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Speaker 1: Think of you go into your wedding. You don't want

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Speaker 1: to be thinking yourself. God, oh jeez, I hope I

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Speaker 1: hope the celebrant doesn't hook up with the maid of honor. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I and that's the last thing that I would want

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Speaker 1: to be worried about.

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Speaker 3: Can I ask you a further question, then, do you

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Speaker 3: think it's inappropriate for any staff member at any event

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Speaker 3: to hook up with someone hook up with a guest

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Speaker 3: at the event?

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Speaker 1: Are you asking this for you in general? Because you've

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Speaker 1: got a bad.

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Speaker 2: History of this. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Well, you once hooked up with a client when we're

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Speaker 1: on a drinks with them at Rotnest Islands. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: once hooked up with it with a security guard we

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Speaker 1: were doing a Tinderella ball when Tinder.

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Speaker 2: Came in here. Said yes, no, recall that where she

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Speaker 2: saw each other for a couple of weeks. That was

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Speaker 2: quite quite a alliance.

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Speaker 3: So sorry, But from all of this, from all of

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Speaker 3: your digging up of my background, you're saying, no.

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Speaker 2: Hooked up with a DJ.

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Speaker 3: Actually yeah, no, no, No, it's obviously over a long

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Speaker 3: period of time. Guys, just come foreverone understand this is

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Speaker 3: over thirty one years. So no, it's seriously, and Will's

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Speaker 3: picking out three or four occasions with thirty one years,

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Speaker 3: which on average not that bad appauling behave you bring

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Speaker 3: that all up, though, But from from all of that will,

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Speaker 3: from all that you're saying, in every in every level,

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Speaker 3: it is inappropriate to hook up with the staff at

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Speaker 3: any event.

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Speaker 1: Look, I don't want that's your right. I don't want

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Speaker 1: this to sound too vulgar. But I'm pretty sure the

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Speaker 1: term is you don't screw the crew.

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Speaker 2: Okay, interesting, that's your view.

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Speaker 1: I think that's I think that's the expression, and I

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Speaker 1: reckon that's a good one to go with. Okay, it

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Speaker 1: is done across those boundaries.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying, look, was someone at your work. I'm

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Speaker 2: saying at an event?

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Speaker 1: Done that?

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Speaker 2: Give me the where you don't give him the pin?

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Speaker 2: Don't you gave him the pin?

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Speaker 5: That's your views, they're very staunch views. Well thirteen thirteen thirteen,

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Speaker 5: one sixty five. Though, I just want to ask the question.

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Speaker 5: I want to hear some stories here.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever hooked up with staff at any event,

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Speaker 3: so it doesn't have to be a wedding, just any

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Speaker 3: event that you were at.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever hooked up with the stuff.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be like the guy that round the

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Speaker 1: dodging cars.

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Speaker 2: Of course it can be well, all right, so that's

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Speaker 2: the limit a bartender. You've done that at a stop it?

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Speaker 1: Have you hooked up with the staff of an event

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to give a bit. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: give out a cookie to someone, or I've got a

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Speaker 1: fun sized mars Bar here, I'll give that to someone.

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Speaker 2: Wow, prizes are getting better on the show.

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Speaker 1: Well, we haven't got any cash, but I will give

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Speaker 1: fundized fun sized mars By to somebody if they have

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Speaker 1: hooked up with the celebrant at a wedding.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's that's actually good to know and obviously

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Speaker 3: very topical right now, because I'm the celebrant of a

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Speaker 3: wedding tomorrow and I posed the question of if it

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Speaker 3: would be inappropriate if I was to politely kiss a

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Speaker 3: guest at the event, will and you.

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Speaker 1: Said to that, I don't. I just think that if

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Speaker 1: you're accepting the job as the person in charge of

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Speaker 1: the formalities for the day, you preclude yourself from the

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Speaker 1: frivolities which might happen on the dance floor a little

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Speaker 3: But I also think my responsibilities are precluded when the

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Speaker 3: ceremonies over and we're at the reception.

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Speaker 1: You've used precluded the wrong way there.

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Speaker 2: Damn it.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen though, we are asking if you've hooked up with

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Speaker 3: the staff to try and figure this out.

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Speaker 2: Damn it. We've got Sam here. Sam, you you were

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Speaker 2: the staff?

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Speaker 6: Hello? Hell are you guys? I'm very very well, thanks,

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Speaker 6: I'm so so. I'm actually the uh the girlfriend, well

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Speaker 6: now ex girlfriend of a particular wedding vendor which he

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Speaker 6: slept with the bride of the week of the wedding.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, yeah, wow, boy?

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Speaker 2: Sorry did the wedding go on?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, of course it went ahead, because I'm assuming they did.

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Speaker 6: They didn't say, well they yeah, they didn't say this

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Speaker 6: particular well my ex boyfriend told a couple of his

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Speaker 6: so called best mate.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: They just ended up.

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Speaker 1: Telling me yeah wow.

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Speaker 6: And and it happened in a location that my explos

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Speaker 6: friend and I had to share it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, like in bunk beds, in bunk beds.

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Speaker 6: Sam, Yeah, so was that a workplace that was shared?

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Speaker 1: Workplace that is absolutely hectic, starts and astly damaging. Sam,

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Speaker 1: thanks so much for the call. Can I ask you

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Speaker 1: was and.

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Speaker 2: I was sorry?

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Speaker 3: Can I say I'm obviously not gonna even attempt to

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Speaker 3: make a play at the bride will and I just

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Speaker 3: want to put that on record.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you needed to say that.

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Speaker 2: Well, I just want to put that on record.

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Speaker 1: Okay. When you are out the front, though, and you

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Speaker 1: are the celebrant and you're single.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and you know you're you're.

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Speaker 1: You're you're you're about in the.

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Speaker 2: Community, I'm I'm not about in the community. I actually

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Speaker 2: been quite celibate for a while.

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Speaker 1: Do you when you are standing there, celibate and celebrant?

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Speaker 2: Do you celibate celebrate? That sounds good.

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Speaker 1: There you go, That's what you should be this weekend,

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Speaker 1: the celibate celebrant. When you're standing there, do you realize.

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Speaker 2: That you're on show?

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Speaker 1: Like? Do you are you thinking to yourself? Jeez, you

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Speaker 1: know there's some other single women in the audience and

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Speaker 1: I'm on show right now, and I need to are

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Speaker 1: you catching is there anything?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not focus on the serum.

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Speaker 1: You're the celibate celebrant. What point does the celibate celebrant become.

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Speaker 2: Become the raw reception member? What we can't when does

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Speaker 2: that happen?

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Speaker 4: Though?

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Speaker 1: I don't think you can transition safely from that.

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Speaker 2: When the ceremonies over, my juties are over.

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Speaker 1: So you change shirts or something. I think, you know,

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Speaker 1: I need to change the outfit, change your hair down

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Speaker 1: or something, just so people know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so I think.

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Speaker 1: It just feels a bit gross.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now these are all good opinions. Let's go to

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Speaker 2: John here.

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Speaker 3: John, John, you're you're the staff, and you hooked up

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Speaker 3: with a with a guest.

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Speaker 4: Correct, Yeah, what happened, Joe? I'll look about fifteen odd

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Speaker 4: years ago, I worked in a function center on weekends,

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Speaker 4: mainly catering to the wedding, where between myself and the

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Speaker 4: other ways, it was an ongoing competition that we'd see

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Speaker 4: how many numbers we could get or how many people

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Speaker 4: we could hook up with on that time.

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Speaker 1: Wow, John, that's super racy.

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Speaker 4: I had to work great once the ceremony is over, right.

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Speaker 1: But with all due respect, mate, you were carrying drinks.

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Speaker 1: Woods is the guy who's running the whole body celebration.

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Speaker 1: He's running the formalities. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Look, I can't slide with him on occasion.

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Speaker 1: I can understand that, John, I can hear it in

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Speaker 1: your voice. Rachel, you hooked up with someone at their work.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I know some people think this is weird, but I'm

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Speaker 7: one of those people who really enjoys going to the

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Speaker 7: movies on their own.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and there was this pretty cute guy who've been

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Speaker 7: in there a few times, you know, working the candy

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Speaker 7: bar when I had gone in on my own, and

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Speaker 7: one time I just thought i'd ask him if he

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Speaker 7: wanted to join me. So I gave him a bit

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Speaker 7: of a wink, and at first he said no.

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Speaker 4: Because he was working.

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Speaker 7: Obviously I was disappointed, but about fifteen minutes into the

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Speaker 7: movie he sat down in the seat beside me and Yeah,

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Speaker 7: he got through the whole thing with me, and we

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Speaker 7: had a bit of a little cinema.

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Speaker 1: Fish Rachel Wow. Rachel takes the cake, the large popcorn

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Speaker 1: and the large cake and top as well.

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