WEBVTT - Following Footsteps 👣

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<v Speaker 1>You have made a remarkable decision to stuff your ear

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<v Speaker 1>holes full of me art, Simone.

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<v Speaker 2>In return, I have a treat for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to introduce you to someone with a bizarre job,

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<v Speaker 1>a strange hobby, or they might just be a downright

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<v Speaker 1>weirdo wh who knows, But I will get to the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of it. This is concealed with me arts, Simone. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>no Moore tiptoeing around. Let's get noisy roll the type glat.

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<v Speaker 3>My name's John. I live in corn In, South Australia,

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<v Speaker 3>fifty nine years old. This is actually sending a bit

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<v Speaker 3>like a dating program. Now, yes I'm single, but anyway

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<v Speaker 3>back to it. In my out of work hours, I

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<v Speaker 3>just enjoy being outdoors because I'm indoors a lot for

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<v Speaker 3>my job, so I do a bit of walking. I

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<v Speaker 3>like camping and watching a bit of motorsport. Really but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm concealing a part of my life which isn't really

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<v Speaker 3>a secret. It's been shown right across the world. You're

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<v Speaker 3>probably familiar with a lot of my work, even if

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<v Speaker 3>you don't know it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh mysterious, Oh hello John, how are you.

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<v Speaker 3>Going very well? Thank you and you I.

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<v Speaker 1>Love me to meet you. In your I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>call this the bunker. I feel like you're in a

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<v Speaker 1>bunker at the moment. No daylight, Yes, I see no daylight.

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<v Speaker 1>I hear him in my own bunker here at the studio.

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<v Speaker 2>But all right, we've never met before.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything about you, but apparently I may

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<v Speaker 1>be familiar with your work, perhaps correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, so you're sitting in front of me.

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<v Speaker 1>You've just got to love your T shirt on. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got your glasses on a little bit scruffy there, hmm. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So tell me a bit about living in Corn, because

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of that.

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<v Speaker 3>Corn is just a little town about four hours north

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<v Speaker 3>of Adelaide. It's situated in the Flinders Ranges. So it's

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<v Speaker 3>a pretty little towns rounded by mountains and it's a

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful community.

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<v Speaker 2>And what brings you to Corn?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm very stuck on this Corn thing, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's really interesting because imagine just saying I

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<v Speaker 1>live in Corn.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well, I guess I'm not a big fan of

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<v Speaker 3>big cities. And my work I can I can sent

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<v Speaker 3>and receive stuff over the internet, so it doesn't really

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<v Speaker 3>matter where I work.

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<v Speaker 2>From Okay, so you can work remotely? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you hate if you had bad Wi Fi there,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you hooked up to the NBN or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, similar to that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So you like walking, like camping, like motorsports, all things

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have in common.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I really threw me off there.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm going to do is ask you three questions,

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<v Speaker 1>and from the answer to those three questions, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to try and decide or discover what it is that.

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<v Speaker 2>You are concealing from me here today. Are you ready? John?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Far away?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>If someone walked through your house, what would they assume

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<v Speaker 1>about you?

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<v Speaker 3>That I am a collector of weird things? Almost horder like?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, I love things. I love things. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>find value in possessions? Do they hold sentimental value to you?

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<v Speaker 3>It depends what they are. They need to they need

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<v Speaker 3>to do something. I don't like things that don't do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah okay, ah, okay, don't like things, don't like people,

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<v Speaker 1>and don't like things that don't do anything. All right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now these are all very important things. Okay, So they

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<v Speaker 1>assume you're a bit of a hoarder.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmm. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you're into antiques. Oh, that could be nice. Maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>but their own tanks don't do much. Maybe you're into

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<v Speaker 1>a specific type of antiques. Maybe you're really into music boxes. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't that be fascinating? Okay, anyway, that's the first question.

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<v Speaker 1>Second question, if you could follow something for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of your life, whether it be a trend, a social

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<v Speaker 1>media account, or something else, what would it be.

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<v Speaker 3>I would be following other people's footsteps.

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<v Speaker 2>Store okay, s talker, all right, I'm putting that down.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't like people, don't like things that don't do things,

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<v Speaker 1>but also likes to follow people. Interesting. Interesting there, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And number three, if you could describe your life in

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<v Speaker 1>five words, what would they be.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm heard but not seen.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, head but not seen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's like one of those limericks, you know, black white,

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<v Speaker 1>red all over. I'm a newspaper but you're not that.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you could be all right under the sea.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I feel like I know this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I know this one. And I've said

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<v Speaker 1>this before and got it completely wrong. Okay, you like

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<v Speaker 1>things that do things, you follow on people's footsteps. You

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<v Speaker 1>can just work from home and do your things like

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<v Speaker 1>you have lots of objects and you know what you need,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of objects for foley and sound effects and things

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<v Speaker 1>like that. And because I find this very interesting, I

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<v Speaker 1>love this. So I've had a feeling that perhaps you

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<v Speaker 1>may be a foley artist, which is like a sound

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<v Speaker 1>effects artist.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this right?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a foley artist. My job is recreating sounds like

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<v Speaker 3>footsteps and people getting patted and all the clothes, rustles

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<v Speaker 3>and things like that. It's a bit of a crazy job.

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<v Speaker 3>I've worked with some great people over the years. Steven

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<v Speaker 3>Spielberg probably one of my highlights doing a movie called

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<v Speaker 3>The Adventures of Tintin. But there's also been some amazing

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<v Speaker 3>Australian films, a lot of fun to do, the Great Gatsby,

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<v Speaker 3>Happy Feet, Wolf Creek, but also one of my favorite

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<v Speaker 3>Izi films, and great Girls, which is The Girls that

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<v Speaker 3>made Kath and Kimderella.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I love this stuff. I love this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, goold the Stars? It a line any better for

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<v Speaker 1>me here today? John Ah, I feel like we were

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<v Speaker 1>tested to meet each other. Even though I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>camping or motor sports.

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<v Speaker 2>Are walking?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I love what you do. Oh, I love sounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, yes, I'm very impressed you've done well.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I got it right.

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<v Speaker 1>John is a Foley artist, and I'm feeling fabulous.

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<v Speaker 2>That's ill to say because I got it right and

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<v Speaker 2>you got it wrong. Isn't that good? Yes? Thank you? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So we're here with John and I was correct.

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<v Speaker 1>John is a Foley artist and for layman terms, for

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<v Speaker 1>all the people listening home, John makes sounds, sounds that

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<v Speaker 1>you see on screen on TV movies, everywhere and anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>If it needs a sound, you put it in. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that correct, John?

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty much it. That's what I do. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>So can you explain if there's a difference between foley

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<v Speaker 1>and sound effects and what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So, foley is anything that's performed live. So when

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<v Speaker 3>I'm recording on watching the actual vision on a big screen,

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<v Speaker 3>have a microphone in my room. And if there's a lady,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, walking along, got the high heels on down

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<v Speaker 3>a concrete footstep for a concrete path, that'll be me.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to slap on the pair of high heels

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<v Speaker 3>and walk like a lady down the path, which should help.

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<v Speaker 3>I always have trouble with you'd be good at it,

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<v Speaker 3>you'd be excellent.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, Well, if you need an intern one day,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's the extra you're walking, count me in. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>one day you'll need to do Foley on a drag

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<v Speaker 1>Queen film and I can go, well, you can know

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<v Speaker 1>to call me up. It's all about who you know,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>I've done a few already with drag Queens in.

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<v Speaker 1>So well I'm your Gael all right. So essentially Folly

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<v Speaker 1>has performed live sound effects. Would you say, is can

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<v Speaker 1>he pulled from a database or just an audio file

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<v Speaker 1>or something.

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<v Speaker 3>This is where there's a bit of confusion. People think

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<v Speaker 3>that recording doing folly is I'm going to go to

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<v Speaker 3>the kitchen recorder record putting a spoon in a draw

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<v Speaker 3>and then they'll go and cut it and put it in,

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<v Speaker 3>And that's not truly what it is. That you're just

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<v Speaker 3>recording a sound effect and editing it in, so you're

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<v Speaker 3>not performing it live. So there's a big difference, especially

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<v Speaker 3>with walking or placing something down, because there's the sound

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<v Speaker 3>of a cup going on the table so many different ways.

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<v Speaker 3>If you watch someone slam a cup down or they

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<v Speaker 3>gently put it down and give a little slide and

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<v Speaker 3>it depends on the mood of the person that at

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<v Speaker 3>the time of the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>So is there a bit of a pushback or are

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<v Speaker 1>you battling against sound effects these days? Or are you

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<v Speaker 1>still quite prized for what you do because you know

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<v Speaker 1>in this day of AI and you know, we've got

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<v Speaker 1>a full database. We'll just pick from there. It's cheaper.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that something that you have to kind of battle

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment?

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<v Speaker 3>Not yet. There's been a few people try to do

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<v Speaker 3>automated Foley programs and they're quite clever. They can see,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, from the vision that a footstep lands, and

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<v Speaker 3>they'll find a footstep to match it. But it still

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't work the same. It hasn't got the feel of

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<v Speaker 3>someone actually performing it because there's still grabbing it from

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<v Speaker 3>a library and it doesn't quite work.

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<v Speaker 1>Has working as a folly artist ruined watching things for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I imagine that not every sound that you create

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<v Speaker 1>is actually doing the action. For example, if someone's stabbed,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you're sabbing a real human being. You

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<v Speaker 1>must be using something else to do that. So when

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<v Speaker 1>you watch things, do you just picture all the wrong

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<v Speaker 1>things that the sounds are coming from?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually hardly go to the movies, I gotta say,

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<v Speaker 3>but when I do, I generally are watching and listening

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<v Speaker 3>to the soundtrack. Yes, it is hard to be involved

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<v Speaker 3>in the movie. It has to be a very good

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<v Speaker 3>film for me to forget about the sound and actually

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<v Speaker 3>just watch it. But yeah, you're like, you're right. You

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<v Speaker 3>don't bring in a work experience person to just stab

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<v Speaker 3>them to make the noise with it, although there's been

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<v Speaker 3>a few I've been tempted with, but the we'll just

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<v Speaker 3>use a bit of a celery or a a chicken

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<v Speaker 3>or something like that, just to you know, make a

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<v Speaker 3>bit of a crunchy, stabby sound.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I totally get it, because you know, I know a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit about here and makeup, and I can't watch

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<v Speaker 1>films anymore. People hate to watch them with me because

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<v Speaker 1>I will literally be sitting in the cinema and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be next to my friend and I'll go.

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<v Speaker 2>Wig, Wig, that's a wig. Look it's a wig. You

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<v Speaker 2>can see it. Look at the wig. Oh, it's a wig,

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<v Speaker 2>And they're like, stop it. I didn't even think.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, there's a wig, and it's a bad

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<v Speaker 1>one too, So I totally understand it all different folly

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<v Speaker 1>artists would have different ways they create sounds and different

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<v Speaker 1>objects they use for certain sounds. Is there some particular

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<v Speaker 1>items or things or techniques that you do that are

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<v Speaker 1>like industry secret that you're like, I'm never telling anyone

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<v Speaker 1>how I make the sound.

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<v Speaker 2>Of x y z ed.

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<v Speaker 3>Possibly, but I can't tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Something goes, Oh, we'll go to John because John does

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<v Speaker 1>the best rattling knees. Oh, John's rattling knees are the

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<v Speaker 1>absolute best, So we'll go to John.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm fifty nine years old on my knees actually do rattle.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, Look, I've got some props, and a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of stuff comes down to the props that you gather,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I've got some really favorite props which are

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<v Speaker 3>my go to ones for making some things. And one

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<v Speaker 3>of them is just a rusty old hinge, which I

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<v Speaker 3>pretty much use in every single film that comes across you.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of I'll always find a place for it because

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<v Speaker 3>it's like a bit of a mark, you know. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like the Wilhelm scream for some films, Like there's something

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<v Speaker 3>that's got to get hinge in here somehow. So that's

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<v Speaker 3>how it works.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you just go out leave your house and go

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<v Speaker 1>and listen to things to go oh that, could you

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<v Speaker 1>pick up something and go oh that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that sounded good? Actually I do.

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<v Speaker 3>It happens a lot. Absolutely. I'll be sitting at a

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<v Speaker 3>cafe and listening to some footsteps will suddenly just get

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<v Speaker 3>my attention. And the worst thing. Once I went to

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<v Speaker 3>a very good friend's funeral who was sitting in a

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<v Speaker 3>big church waiting for everything to happen. And I was

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<v Speaker 3>sitting there with my friend because we're all mates of

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<v Speaker 3>this fella and the reverberance sound inside this big old

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<v Speaker 3>church in Adelaide, and I've just heard this lady's footsteps

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<v Speaker 3>walking down And the first thing that came into my

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<v Speaker 3>mind was, Wow, those footsteps sound awesome. So I'm thinking that, John,

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<v Speaker 3>you're at a funeral. You can't be you can't be

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<v Speaker 3>linking your footsteps right now, but they did.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go up to that lady and go,

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<v Speaker 1>what shoesy wearing? I'd like to recreate this sound on

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<v Speaker 1>my own face, exactly right. I'm a size thirteen, ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>So if we could just do.

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<v Speaker 3>That, please, Yes, that'd be perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>What are kind of the most common sounds you would

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<v Speaker 1>have to create, you know, that's your bread and butter

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<v Speaker 1>in a film or TV.

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<v Speaker 3>So obviously footsteps. Every single film has to have all

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<v Speaker 3>the footsteps replaced and then followed by really the cloth,

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<v Speaker 3>so all the clothes, and that could be whether someone's

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<v Speaker 3>wearing a sparkly coat with you know, little jingly bits

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<v Speaker 3>on it and jewelry and things, and that's probably probably

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<v Speaker 3>the main things. Nowadays there's a lot of mobile phones,

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<v Speaker 3>Like people have always got a mobile phone in the

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<v Speaker 3>hand and are always pushing the bloody thing, scriggling the

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<v Speaker 3>screen around the screen, So you always have to have

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<v Speaker 3>those sorts of noises in there.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the weirdest noise you've had to perform for

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<v Speaker 1>one of your films or things?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the strangest thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So the strangest noise would have to be in one

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<v Speaker 3>of the Hobbit films. Actually there's a big character and

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even think of his name, but it was

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<v Speaker 3>played by Barry Humphries, the late Barry Humphreys, and he

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<v Speaker 3>was like this. He was made up as a giant

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<v Speaker 3>sort of ogre with these huge squishy feet and he

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<v Speaker 3>would walk around and it was bare feet. And we

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to have kind of big, weighty, but also really squishy, rubbery, fleshy,

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<v Speaker 3>and we try to different things and I ended up

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<v Speaker 3>with some fresh chickens which I got from the supermarket

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<v Speaker 3>and just had a fresh chicken in each hand and

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<v Speaker 3>was just using those as these big sloppy feet, just

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<v Speaker 3>plunking them on the ground and it sounded amazing, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's and it was all used.

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<v Speaker 1>If only those chickens knew what they would become one day,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. I thought I might just be not a

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<v Speaker 1>nice sandwich or something, and you had different plans sit

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<v Speaker 1>at your john.

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<v Speaker 3>They had no idea those chickens.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've worked in kids films, you worked in horror films.

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<v Speaker 1>Do the materials used to make the sounds so you

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<v Speaker 1>know those different genres differ much or do you just

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<v Speaker 1>still kind of pull from the same pool of things.

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<v Speaker 3>There's the basic footsteppy things. But if you've got a

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<v Speaker 3>bit of a horror film or something creepy, you go

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<v Speaker 3>to we we call it like a Hollywood level film,

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<v Speaker 3>and there's Australian level films. All the Hollywood level ones

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<v Speaker 3>are big, upfront, loud, in your face, you know, like huge,

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<v Speaker 3>big footsteps, big creaky boots and everything's just huge. And

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<v Speaker 3>then we'll have some of the more subtle, kind of

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<v Speaker 3>straight of films that we make the sounds as realistic

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<v Speaker 3>as possible, so they sound like exactly how they should

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<v Speaker 3>on the day. The Hollywood stuff's way more fun to

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<v Speaker 3>do because everything's just loud and big and noisy, and

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<v Speaker 3>I love that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So do they actually just differ stylistically. That's actually

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<v Speaker 1>quite a known difference between the two. Is Hollywood just

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<v Speaker 1>love bing bang bom bom bom boom, Yeah, And austrains

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<v Speaker 1>are like, no, I'm subtle. Are you talking about? Let's

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<v Speaker 1>trottle down under it?

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<v Speaker 2>And it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It is nice sometimes to do the subtle things. One

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<v Speaker 3>of a film I did a long time ago called

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<v Speaker 3>Little Women, and that we managed to go to a

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<v Speaker 3>props in the ABC because I did that and when

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<v Speaker 3>I was in Sydney and we got all the beautiful

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<v Speaker 3>dresses and all this jewelry and all these different things

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<v Speaker 3>for all the ladies dresses and just the different materials

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff, and actually sounded really nice. We had a

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<v Speaker 3>good time with that, and we all looked a bit

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<v Speaker 3>weird dressed up in the dresses. But there's something you

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<v Speaker 3>would have loved. I'm sure it was good fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell you put me on speed all babe, I'll come down.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be a little woman. I'm a big woman currently,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know I'll try.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll try anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So footsteps from giant chicken filets on the ground, high

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<v Speaker 1>heels in a church. You've worked on happy feet, which

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<v Speaker 1>must have the most footsteps that ever did exist?

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<v Speaker 2>Ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me more about happy feet. How did you manage

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<v Speaker 1>to record a million digital penguins dancing on the ice?

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<v Speaker 3>That was very difficult, So the actual normal penguins walking,

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't too bad. So I actually set up a

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<v Speaker 3>bit of a bench, concrete bench, and I was able

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<v Speaker 3>to sit at with TV right in front of me,

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<v Speaker 3>and we had I was here. There's no snow I

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<v Speaker 3>could just keep in the studio, So I used wet sand.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just a coarse build of sand and we

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<v Speaker 3>just kept that wet and that just it just sounded

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<v Speaker 3>like snow. And we would change it around and mix

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<v Speaker 3>it up with different amounts of water depending on what

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<v Speaker 3>sort of snow it looked like. And we can add

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<v Speaker 3>squeaks to snow using corn flour. You know when you

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<v Speaker 3>squish a handful of corn flour has a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>of itp so more of a dry pottery snow, we

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<v Speaker 3>can add that if we want.

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<v Speaker 2>To see you're a scientist as well.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to be a scientist. You have to be

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<v Speaker 3>one of.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything, my goodness.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I just use my little fingers just on

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<v Speaker 3>the end and that's just that's just the little flippers

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<v Speaker 3>going around. But ah, the actual penguins also have little

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<v Speaker 3>nails on them. So then I've got these little cotton

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<v Speaker 3>gloves where you know the I use them for dogs

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<v Speaker 3>and cats as well as claws. But you know the

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<v Speaker 3>little hair grabby things that kind of you put on

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<v Speaker 3>your hair and they kind of bunch up your hair together,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was like hair clamp thing. They made a

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<v Speaker 3>plastic So I just buyse and I cut all the

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<v Speaker 3>prongs off them and then sticky tape those to the

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<v Speaker 3>end of the cotton gloves because and it sounds like

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<v Speaker 3>little dog nails and.

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<v Speaker 1>All you need to do is just get some super

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<v Speaker 1>glue and glue them to your fingers like I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be a worse job I do.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, hey, I hate the ruin and nail

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<v Speaker 3>and these ones are just they just come off easy

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<v Speaker 3>when I don't. The next thing, you see.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were committed to your industry jumps, so

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<v Speaker 1>your sticky tape little plastic things to the gloves.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, that's right. There's a lot of editing involved with

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<v Speaker 3>that sort of stuff, because you've got one pass, like

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<v Speaker 3>one recorded pass of footsteps with your fingers, and then

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<v Speaker 3>on top of that you do it again with the nails,

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<v Speaker 3>so then you have to go and cut those it's

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<v Speaker 3>to the right point, and sometimes the nail lands before

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<v Speaker 3>the actual little flip apart, and sometimes I flip apart

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<v Speaker 3>and the nail and then of course they slide on

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<v Speaker 3>ice and skid along and do all that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 3>But by far the hardest part was there all the

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<v Speaker 3>tap dancing. We got the original recordings from the motion

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<v Speaker 3>capture stage of the guy that did all the tap sequences.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm trying to remember his name, but he is

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<v Speaker 3>a very famous tap dancer, and everything he did was

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<v Speaker 3>tapped on a white American oak slab. He couldn't obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>tap dance on snow, it just doesn't happen. So we

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<v Speaker 3>got all those and then what we did was record

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<v Speaker 3>I know, maybe two thousand different samples of tapping my

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<v Speaker 3>fingers and nails on various slushy snowy rocks, all the

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<v Speaker 3>surfaces that you would have seen, and happy feet. And

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<v Speaker 3>then we used a program called Drummergogu, which is a

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<v Speaker 3>drum replacement program, and we loaded all those samples in there.

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<v Speaker 3>It would look at the incoming sound from the tap

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<v Speaker 3>sound and go, okay, that sounds like this. We'll use

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<v Speaker 3>this kind of ice one and it'll put it there,

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<v Speaker 3>and the rhythm sounded right. Because when a tap dancer

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<v Speaker 3>creates a rhythm, it's like someone singing a song. It

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<v Speaker 3>has to be exactly the same rhythm. It couldn't go,

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<v Speaker 3>it couldn't change. There was a thousand hours of work

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<v Speaker 3>in that.

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<v Speaker 1>It was insane, yeah, because it would have been impossible

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<v Speaker 1>just because what what did you normally do? The process

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<v Speaker 1>would be to watch the footsteps and then replicate them,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, in time as you watch them happen. But

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<v Speaker 1>you can't do that if someone's a little penguins tap

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<v Speaker 1>it on ice to a rhythm.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bit harder, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's impossible.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, whenever I watch Happy Feet, I will just picture

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<v Speaker 1>hu Jeh on fingering a box of sand and I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have to submit what you want the sounds

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<v Speaker 1>to be and get them approved before you record them

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<v Speaker 1>or do you do they just go to you and

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<v Speaker 1>you present it. They go cool, that's great. Is there

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<v Speaker 1>like a revision process?

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<v Speaker 3>There is, depending on the movie. So the one we

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<v Speaker 3>did with Spielberg, which I did out of New Zealand,

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<v Speaker 3>who's the most interesting one because he would review each

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<v Speaker 3>week what everything had done. So he'd review the sound effects, editors,

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<v Speaker 3>the dialogue, the foley and everything, and it was all

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<v Speaker 3>done via video link because he wasn't in New Zealand

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<v Speaker 3>and he was actually on a boat somewhere in the

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<v Speaker 3>Caribbean on his big yacht. As you do live the line,

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<v Speaker 3>I know. So we would just sit back and he'd

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<v Speaker 3>just send us all the video of what he thought

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<v Speaker 3>was going on. So that was actually really interesting, and

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<v Speaker 3>it was it is a bit of a thrill because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a big Spielberg fan. I love his films. So

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<v Speaker 3>when he comes back and he starts talking about the

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<v Speaker 3>foley part and saying, oh, you know, I really like

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<v Speaker 3>the way the dogtail sounds. So we want we want

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<v Speaker 3>to hear more of that, you know. And that's that's

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<v Speaker 3>little Snowy the dog. I don't know if you've seen it,

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<v Speaker 3>but you know if he's flapping his tail on it's

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<v Speaker 3>just hitting the back of a seat or something. Is like,

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<v Speaker 3>that's really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course how do you make a dogtail sound effect?

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<v Speaker 1>I must know now?

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<v Speaker 3>It basically we just you is a little bit of

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<v Speaker 3>wrapped up cloth.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So to wrap this up, John, I've been given a

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<v Speaker 1>box of props put in front of me, and I

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<v Speaker 1>told you ready that I think I'm qualified for this industry. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I want you to give me some scenarios and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to try and recreate them using my box

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<v Speaker 1>of props in front of me. See if I can

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<v Speaker 1>be Oh wow, there's so many good things in here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh salary, oh hinge, I could do it all all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So are you familiar with the Star Trek films?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they've got funny hands. I know that.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember the sound of the doors every time

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<v Speaker 3>I opened and close?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? The yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, I passed that though that I was

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<v Speaker 1>too good, John, give me another one.

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<v Speaker 3>It's time to get violent now, so okay, this one

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<v Speaker 3>will be a nick crack like you've just twisted like

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<v Speaker 3>in an Arnold Swartz now when he grabs around the

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<v Speaker 3>head and just.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, a neck.

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<v Speaker 1>Break, an I can I do the dialogue as well,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey you stopping so mean to those little kids.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a bit more of like a toe snapping off,

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<v Speaker 3>but it was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm such a good superhero. And they're running through the forests.

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<v Speaker 3>And they slide past a tree. If you get all

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<v Speaker 3>those little bits of celery and bunch them together in

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<v Speaker 3>your hand and then you just twist them so they

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<v Speaker 3>slowly twisted around.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this could be gross.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm excited it's going to be gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, look there's another one who's still being really

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<v Speaker 1>mean to those kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, I got this.

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<v Speaker 1>That's wet. I don't even need scenarios, John, I can

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<v Speaker 1>just make them up myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone at the.

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<v Speaker 3>Door, or Koby, little mouse, you're scraping at the door

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<v Speaker 3>trying to get in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, hey, you now that I've saved you from the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>The kids are turned into mice.

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<v Speaker 2>They're in the walls. Help, they're everywhere. There's thousands of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Now they're having a party whoo, something tells me you're

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<v Speaker 1>a bit better than this than me. So that was

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<v Speaker 1>John the Fowley Artist, but probably not for much longer.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>They did

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<v Speaker 3>A y