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Speaker 1: I are bad.
Speaker 3: Oh hello there back again? Are we here?
Speaker 1: We are? I'm just becoming a thing, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah? We seem to do this often. It's almost like
Speaker 3: we do it weekly.
Speaker 1: I know, genesee, Hello, Hi a.
Speaker 3: Third your groundskeeper, Jenna? Can I tell you guys no pressure?
Speaker 3: But my favorite numbers are three and seven and this
Speaker 3: is episode thirty seven, So like my hopes are very high.
Speaker 3: I think this is going to be a great one.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can feel it in the air.
Speaker 1: How could it not be when we have a very
Speaker 1: special guest joining us?
Speaker 3: Of course right now via zoom is the one. Hello now,
Speaker 3: thanks for joining us regular. Let me tell you I
Speaker 3: have met you before, and it was here at the
Speaker 3: Carle and Jackie Oh show where I worked behind the scenes.
Speaker 3: And I don't know about you, Mitch, but when you're
Speaker 3: behind the scenes, you're trying not to bother the still
Speaker 3: web guests. But I remember it. Ricky Lee made a
Speaker 3: point of going, oh, Hi, so I haven't said hello
Speaker 3: to you yet. Hi, I'm Ricky. I was like, I'm Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and I remembered it to this day.
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, what a lovely person. That's so nice.
Speaker 6: I thought you were going to say that I ignored you,
Speaker 6: that I was about to feel really bad, but you
Speaker 6: just made me feel really good.
Speaker 3: I'm the guy that walks in with their SELFI sick
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 1: All the articles that get written up about youdaily mail
Speaker 1: a Mitch's fault because he makes the videos based on
Speaker 1: what you say on the show and then shares it
Speaker 1: to the world.
Speaker 2: I see, I see.
Speaker 3: You're the headline guy, you don't take credit for any
Speaker 3: of the unflattering ones. We've got a few to get through. Actually,
Speaker 3: while we've got you on the show, is that right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do. We're actually playing head lies, which is
Speaker 1: a game we debut. Oh my god. When the podcast started,
Speaker 1: obviously the press write a lot of ridiculous things, and
Speaker 1: about you, Ricky Lee. We noticed how mundane they were, Like,
Speaker 1: they're not salacious or rude, they're just like Ricky Lee
Speaker 1: shares how she likes her toast.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it is old people love like the
Speaker 2: Daily Mail. They loved it.
Speaker 6: Whatever's written in the newspaper is gospel. Whatever's in new Idea?
Speaker 6: Oh did you hear about Karl Stepanovik, Like it's all
Speaker 6: made up?
Speaker 3: Well, this is an opportunity to debunk whether they're true
Speaker 3: or not. That's what headlines is about, right, But obviously
Speaker 3: you knew here, Rickyly. How did the show work, Mitchell?
Speaker 1: Basically that we start the show with and is it
Speaker 1: just me each something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: I don't know what she was about to say. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know what I'm about to say. We've had some
Speaker 1: time off, so there is a lot sort of going
Speaker 1: around our minds. Why don't we start?
Speaker 3: I think you should start, all right, let's get into it.
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Is it the most freeing and
Speaker 3: satisfying feeling to just belt at the top of your
Speaker 3: lungs while driving alone?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, him man, it is the greatest feeling ever.
Speaker 3: I can imagine it would be a lot greater for
Speaker 3: someone like you, Ricky Lee, who can actually sing. Because
Speaker 3: let me tell you, it's a good thing. I've got
Speaker 3: you one while I'm talking about this, because one song
Speaker 3: that I've attempted to nail for years and failed miserably.
Speaker 3: It's actually one of yours. It's from a couple of
Speaker 3: years ago. Not too late, it'say, do you think I
Speaker 3: can hit these high notes? Everyone just absorbit listen to this.
Speaker 3: I thought she's singing it. Life turned on.
Speaker 2: Then it's not too sun over again.
Speaker 3: I don't want to ruin. I want to hear this
Speaker 3: like a cappella.
Speaker 2: No, I was ready for you.
Speaker 3: You don't want to hear it. I'm telling you, I've
Speaker 3: been trying for years and it hasn't worked.
Speaker 6: Can't tell me that you belt out my songs in
Speaker 6: the car and then not give it to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you should belt it out, fire it
Speaker 1: up again.
Speaker 3: I'll sing along with the chorus leash, oh my hit.
Speaker 3: My throat already hurts.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Where, Oh that's painful? How do you do that?
Speaker 2: Ricul Can? I tell you it's that painful when I
Speaker 2: sing it too.
Speaker 3: Really, you made it look like it was like a
Speaker 3: bird gliding in the wind, like it was nothing.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, my my throat, and surely the nodules
Speaker 6: that are in there from singing that song live would
Speaker 6: definitely disagree with it.
Speaker 1: We got that horrific doing that in front of Ricky
Speaker 1: Lee just not all and that's like doing the moonwalk
Speaker 1: in front of Michael Jackson and snapping your ankle.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Is it true that that version of the song
Speaker 3: that you released was originally a demo that they were
Speaker 3: going to polish up later, but then they were like,
Speaker 3: do you know what, it's fine as it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So usually you re record the vocal, so that was
Speaker 6: the vocal that we did on the day that we
Speaker 6: wrote the song, And usually you kind of go back
Speaker 6: in and you rerecord.
Speaker 2: It because generally it's a bit shit.
Speaker 6: But I think with that song, we were in such
Speaker 6: a zone with it, and we felt so strongly about
Speaker 6: it that when we recorded it, I just kind of
Speaker 6: gave it everything as you can hear, Yeah, and the
Speaker 6: vocal that was what that was it, that was on
Speaker 6: that was what was on the final product.
Speaker 3: Wow, there we go. No auto tune required. And you
Speaker 3: could also tell just with you singing there on zoom,
Speaker 3: because often a song is ruined for me when I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: they can't sing it live, Kesh, I can't hit that
Speaker 3: bloody high note in praying to a live But I'm like,
Speaker 3: she can sing it live. Just after hearing you and them,
Speaker 3: I'm like.
Speaker 1: Yes, talent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks guys, thank you so much. I'm sure it's
Speaker 2: just so good. I need to come and talk to
Speaker 2: you more.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it means a lot coming from us to
Speaker 1: music professional, the.
Speaker 3: One who deseminstrated that I can't sing at all.
Speaker 1: It's just you though, because I sing, but I have
Speaker 1: to have the music at one hundred percent because I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm hitting the note anyway. If I sing
Speaker 1: it while Ricky singing it, I'm like, now that I
Speaker 1: did really really well. I don't have the guts to
Speaker 1: turn the volume down.
Speaker 6: No, of course not It's like when you do karaoke,
Speaker 6: everyone's really exposed, like everyone thinks it's really fun and
Speaker 6: they're a great singer, and then you're all you're out
Speaker 6: there by yourself with that microphone and no one's singing.
Speaker 1: Along with I Will Always Love You alone. It's very depressing.
Speaker 1: All right, well, I think I'm ready for my Is
Speaker 1: it just me?
Speaker 3: We'll hit it's with it?
Speaker 1: All right, go Bradley? Is it just me? Do the
Speaker 1: press write stories on the most mundane things? Ever?
Speaker 3: Well, only when you get to a certain level of celebrity. Yes,
Speaker 3: Based on the look on Regula's face, she's there, she agrees.
Speaker 6: I feel like sometimes I get sent articles, like my
Speaker 6: sister will send me something and she'll be like, what
Speaker 6: the hell are they talking about? And then like people
Speaker 6: are like what like the way that even said the
Speaker 6: Daily Mail their headlines are hilarious, but the way that
Speaker 6: they spell out like every single thing about your appearance,
Speaker 6: like the color of your nails, the height of your shoes,
Speaker 6: what color pants you're wearing, and what color your hair is,
Speaker 6: if it's curly or straight, Like who writes this shit?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, most of the time it's Daily Mail, But
Speaker 1: some of the big publications have been caught out writing
Speaker 1: some mundane shit. We've done our research. Like I said before,
Speaker 1: we do a segment called head lies where we read
Speaker 1: out a headline to do with a guest right now
Speaker 1: it's in miss regular cult and you have to tell
Speaker 1: us if it's a lie retaccurate.
Speaker 3: Before we get into our list of headlines, can I
Speaker 3: ask what springs to mind for you? As the one
Speaker 3: that's like the most ridiculous and you're like, why did
Speaker 3: they write that about me?
Speaker 2: There was always something about my ass?
Speaker 3: Really is the alys booty?
Speaker 2: What else did they write about?
Speaker 1: I've got one about a bra. They love the bra.
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of mention of curves with Ricky Lee.
Speaker 1: One that's not on the list, but I loved it
Speaker 1: was like Ricky Lee boast curvaceous figure in Queensland and
Speaker 1: it's like, well did you not have them? When she
Speaker 1: got on the plane and said now.
Speaker 2: Look I got look what I picked up on the
Speaker 2: JC guys.
Speaker 1: No, it's like is this does she have ten from bosas?
Speaker 1: Is she holding fluid in her hips?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Why are they just for you? Queensland?
Speaker 1: Ridiculous?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 6: I gotta we gotta the Daily Mail reached out the
Speaker 6: other day to just confirm because they got to tip
Speaker 6: off that I'm pregnant. I just had a massive weekend
Speaker 6: celebrating my song going number one on iTunes. I ate
Speaker 6: all of the carves. I'm not pregnant. I'm just a
Speaker 6: bit fat.
Speaker 1: Also, who is the tip offs? Like? Who would go
Speaker 1: to them? Hate you? So you know, I've heard from
Speaker 1: someone very close to Miss Coulter she's pregnant.
Speaker 2: What says that it would be my closest friends that
Speaker 2: would know.
Speaker 6: And there's no chance that they're like calling someone at
Speaker 6: the Daily Mail, Like, come.
Speaker 1: On me, No, it's bloody ridiculous. Anyway, let's get to
Speaker 1: the bottom of it. Let's play headlines, all right. So
Speaker 1: the first one, Miss Miss League Ricky Lee, pats her
Speaker 1: own lunch for AGT filming.
Speaker 3: I love that? Is that true?
Speaker 2: Na? Nah?
Speaker 6: It is true, But it's only because I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 6: I'm so difficult, you guys, and I get my If
Speaker 6: my blood sugar drops, I like pass out and shit,
Speaker 6: so I have to make sure I've got enough like food.
Speaker 2: And sometimes when you're on the run and you're filming
Speaker 2: it like.
Speaker 6: AGT, it's just hard I'd rather just have my own
Speaker 6: stuff there that I can grab quickly and eat it.
Speaker 2: And it's not like.
Speaker 6: Because sometimes catering at those things can be a bit
Speaker 6: like unhealthy, and they just make it. So I just sometimes
Speaker 6: I'll just bring sandwiches, I bring snakes, I bring you know,
Speaker 6: hummus and dip and stuff like that, so that I,
Speaker 6: you know, I don't eat crap all day and don't
Speaker 6: pass out from not having enough sugar.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So that that's true.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: Somebody will take lunchboxes very seriously. We've got our third wheel,
Speaker 3: Jenna here on the show with it, and I give
Speaker 3: her a lift to work every morning. The amount of
Speaker 3: times I'm left waiting for like ten minutes at a
Speaker 3: time in her driveway. The excuse is always sorry, I
Speaker 3: was just finishing packing my lunch box, like it's an
Speaker 3: art form of something very important to me.
Speaker 2: I feel your girl up with you. I'm right back
Speaker 2: with you, thank you.
Speaker 6: And you know, the thing is is you're always the
Speaker 6: one that when everyone else is starving and you've got
Speaker 6: the snacks, you're the one that everyone comes to.
Speaker 1: So true, Well, you two are those girls in school
Speaker 1: who had the smiggle lunchboxes.
Speaker 3: Do you want to trade?
Speaker 1: Do you want to trade? I got a smelly smile rubber.
Speaker 1: Do you want some? Shut up?
Speaker 2: My parents didn't care about me.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 6: I had to like scround around for cash under the
Speaker 6: under the couch to try and get a sausage roll
Speaker 6: at school. I've definitely didn't pack me a lunchbox. She
Speaker 6: was probably drunk.
Speaker 3: Well, the fell it's up with you through life. Look
Speaker 3: at that, exactly right.
Speaker 6: But you know what, even when we did a GT.
Speaker 6: Manu was eating Manu Shane. Everyone wanted to eat my sandwiches,
Speaker 6: even Manu exactly Yeah, Nicole and wanted my coffee, one
Speaker 6: of my my nest cafe instant coffee.
Speaker 2: I was like, girl, oh.
Speaker 1: Pack your own darlan, your pussy cat doll.
Speaker 6: Like everyone came to my and I also had all
Speaker 6: the booze too, so everyone always came to.
Speaker 3: Where was the boothe hidden? Offset?
Speaker 2: Oh, I've got a fridge. I always have my fridge.
Speaker 3: I pack it.
Speaker 2: I've got my all my little snacks. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: He's no one in. Manu was slurring on camera in
Speaker 1: your dressing room. Let's do the next one. Let's do
Speaker 1: the next one. It's one of my favorites. Okay, Ricky
Speaker 1: Lee reveal struggle to find bra that fits? Come on?
Speaker 6: When it was that, I think I must have put
Speaker 6: like a weird an Instagram story up or something. Bras
Speaker 6: are hard to get one that fits. Guys, you don't
Speaker 6: understand what it's like because you like, what is it?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 2: It a thought like what's going on?
Speaker 6: It's very hard sometimes to find a bra, especially like
Speaker 6: if you kind of you know, if you lose a
Speaker 6: little bit of weight, you don't know what size you are.
Speaker 6: So maybe I did a story on Instagram or something.
Speaker 6: Maybe maybe it's true.
Speaker 3: I found out only recently that it's not uncommon for
Speaker 3: women to have like one bigger on the left or
Speaker 3: right or vice versa. So I imagine the bra shopping would
Speaker 3: be quite like complex.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I went shopping as well with my mother in
Speaker 6: law who had a mastectomy because she had breast cancer
Speaker 6: and she's only got one and it was she had
Speaker 6: to go on to buy like a special bra because
Speaker 6: they have inserts that you can fill them with.
Speaker 2: It's quite amazing, bras. It's like a wonderland, you guys.
Speaker 1: Wow, Imber, My uncle has a prosthetic testicle. It's just
Speaker 1: made out of silicon. It's like a rubber egg.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that. What the thing?
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm gonna say, have you.
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 3: Have you ever felt it?
Speaker 1: It's like, Mitch, you're at that age now, our uncle
Speaker 1: Greg needs to show you something. Hop on my lap?
Speaker 3: Oh oh god, oh god, move on.
Speaker 1: Ricky, you started this Okay, So that was kind of true,
Speaker 1: kind of true. This is my favorite because it's just
Speaker 1: so random. Ricky Lee's first haircut since Isolation started?
Speaker 3: What about it?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 6: That's not true because I haven't had a haircut in
Speaker 6: like six months, so it's not true. I had my
Speaker 6: hair colored.
Speaker 3: Oh I did. We were getting comments on our Facebook
Speaker 3: page about you've got the highlight situation happening. Are you
Speaker 3: liking it or are you regretting it?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 6: I regretted it during ISO because I started to go
Speaker 6: lighter right before you know, everything got shut down. So
Speaker 6: I've got dark brown hair and I started going light.
Speaker 6: So I've got like I had all of you know,
Speaker 6: the foils and the ballyage and so like.
Speaker 2: As IO went on, like the regrowth.
Speaker 6: Went for and further and further back, and I had
Speaker 6: just like I looked like I was a darrow.
Speaker 1: So there you go. Finally we got one. It's false.
Speaker 1: There we go prayers. This one's quite nice, to be honest,
Speaker 1: and ties back to the lunch box. Ricky Lee boasts
Speaker 1: a much more balanced lunch.
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, because that's true.
Speaker 6: Because you know why I posted one day a picture
Speaker 6: of my lunch for lunch. I love having like a
Speaker 6: fresh raw plate of like veggies I have, like tapsicum,
Speaker 6: and I would have cucumbers and like a bit of
Speaker 6: homus and whatever. And I got in trouble from like
Speaker 6: weird some I don't know I'm putting in you know
Speaker 6: these air quotes dietitian saying that I'm setting an extremely.
Speaker 2: Bad example.
Speaker 6: This is dangerous, And it was like there was this
Speaker 6: whole thing. I'm like, guys, it's just my lunch. You
Speaker 6: don't know what I had an hour before it and
Speaker 6: what I'm about to ram into my mouth straight after it.
Speaker 2: So I kind of got a tag for being stream.
Speaker 6: So then that would be a follow up because maybe
Speaker 6: I added tuna to it or something.
Speaker 3: Right, I see, so more balanced than just playing vegetables
Speaker 3: like rabbit food.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, this one's ridiculous, but I love it.
Speaker 1: It's just it's so observational and I don't know how
Speaker 1: they got the information. Ricky Lee forgets to bring her
Speaker 1: passport to the airport. End of headline.
Speaker 2: They get information from me because I'm I give everyone
Speaker 2: too much information. I went to the airport.
Speaker 6: I was flying to LA you know, it's that early
Speaker 6: morning flight. I wake up at whatever five am. I
Speaker 6: get to the airport. I get to the check in
Speaker 6: and I realize I didn't have my passport. I left
Speaker 6: it in my side draw.
Speaker 3: That is mortifying.
Speaker 2: The way home and you know you've got it.
Speaker 6: I'm there like four hours before because I'm like being
Speaker 6: on time by the time I go home.
Speaker 2: Get back because I have to leave the airport, go
Speaker 2: all the way home, come back.
Speaker 3: How far was it?
Speaker 6: How will Luckily it was only it was I was
Speaker 6: living in the city and it was in Sydney, so
Speaker 6: it was only like half an hour. Oh okay, but
Speaker 6: it was still very, very very tense, very tense.
Speaker 3: I know what it's like to realize the day before
Speaker 3: I go overseas, oh my god, I haven't found my passport.
Speaker 3: I literally turned my room upside down, and that panic
Speaker 3: was enough for me. So what you went through, I
Speaker 3: just felt like secondhand anxiety.
Speaker 2: But have you ever done this?
Speaker 6: Have you ever gotten to the airport realized when you're
Speaker 6: checking in and the woman says, oh, your passport isn't
Speaker 6: valid for long enough, Like you know how they have
Speaker 6: the three months.
Speaker 1: Six months? Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 6: She told me I'm going on my first holiday with
Speaker 6: my now husband, my then new boyfriend, and we turn
Speaker 6: up at the airport and she tells me we can't
Speaker 6: go because my passport isn't valid for long enough.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's awful. So I'm assuming he didn't just
Speaker 3: leave without you.
Speaker 2: No, of course, not as if that would ever happen.
Speaker 2: I was like, come back to the hotel.
Speaker 1: Cross your mind like even for a second, I know
Speaker 1: you would never do it, But did it ever cross
Speaker 1: your mind to just say, I'm Ricky Lee, you forgot?
Speaker 6: I mean, clearly that wasn't going to work, because she
Speaker 6: was like, get to you gotta leave now. But I
Speaker 6: went straight to the passport office and I'm you know,
Speaker 6: I may or may not have got in quite quickly.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I had that ship turned around in twenty
Speaker 2: four hours and I was on the plane.
Speaker 1: Yes, missay power play up a right, let's do Let's
Speaker 1: do the last one. Oh wait, so technically that is
Speaker 1: one hundred percent true. Poor thing, poor thing, give me
Speaker 1: a heart attack. All right, let's end it here. This
Speaker 1: could be my favorite headline that I've seen. Ricky Lee
Speaker 1: recounts skinny Dip with UK Export, Sam Smith UK Export.
Speaker 2: That's offensive that like it's Julian a son, poor thing?
Speaker 1: Is that true? Did you skinny Dip?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Well, Sam's a very good friend of mine, and
Speaker 6: Sam's been I think I've known Sam since like Stay
Speaker 6: with Me came out and they first came to a
Speaker 6: Australia to do like radio and stuff like that, and
Speaker 6: so ever since then, Sam always comes to my house
Speaker 6: and stays and we go and party and drink and
Speaker 6: go out and eat and do drag shows in my
Speaker 6: launder room and open up my floors and pull out
Speaker 6: the wigs and the heels.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we have a we have a really fun time.
Speaker 6: We've had lots of news eaves together, and one of
Speaker 6: them we ended up down on the beach, rolling around
Speaker 6: in the sand. We were recreating It started out we
Speaker 6: were recreating the drunken Love music video Beyond Yes and yeah,
Speaker 6: it's pretty pretty. It's pretty messy. I actually saw the
Speaker 6: video of it the other day. It's quite horrendous.
Speaker 3: Is this thing available to the public.
Speaker 6: Absolutely not. And then and then it was dark. And
Speaker 6: then I've never felt freer. I don't know whose idea
Speaker 6: it was. I think Sam probably, you know, took everything
Speaker 6: off first and ran into the water.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, mah jo. And then we
Speaker 2: ran into the water and it was the most.
Speaker 6: Free, fun, freeing experience. We laid out past the waves.
Speaker 6: We swam out past the waves, and it's not terrible
Speaker 6: because drunk, we swam out past the waves and we
Speaker 6: just laid on our backs and floated and just stared
Speaker 6: up into the stars and like, you know, we're just
Speaker 6: chatting and it was just it was really fun.
Speaker 2: It was really really fun, but very dangerous.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's crazy. You know, I should come back
Speaker 1: in now go, but you're close back on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm more worried that we're going to
Speaker 2: get eaten by sharks. Can you imagine that? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: would now that would be a headline.
Speaker 1: That would be a headline. Ricky Lee and Sam Smith
Speaker 1: moulded to death by great white nude and bow moral.
Speaker 1: That'd be a great read.
Speaker 3: You must also really trust these friends waiting back on
Speaker 3: the beach to not take a photo of you and
Speaker 3: Sam Smith's skinny dipping. I feel like that's something that
Speaker 3: the Daily Mail would be interested in knowing about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't take photo.
Speaker 6: There was no photos of us nude, but there was
Speaker 6: definitely photos of us rolling around half naked.
Speaker 2: In the sand. But those who will never see the lad.
Speaker 1: Of day, I just want to. I just want to
Speaker 1: see your and Sam's fake Instagram. We've uploaded these pictures
Speaker 1: fun night with a fun friend.
Speaker 6: No way, no way, no way, they're not going to
Speaker 6: and yeah, even all the videos of the drag shows
Speaker 6: that we do around here, they're very fun, but they're
Speaker 6: very much just for us, for.
Speaker 1: You guys only well fair enough will they go true headline?
Speaker 3: You guys the it's the fake Instagram thing, something that
Speaker 3: like celebrities would actually do to hide from people like
Speaker 3: Daily Mail. Like we mentioned, I have like.
Speaker 2: A stalker Instagram page for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to. It's a fins day. Everyone has
Speaker 1: a finser. I've got a finster.
Speaker 5: You have a fins No, I don't, am memnt to
Speaker 5: everyone has a fin star I don't have for what purpose.
Speaker 1: It's a fake instant. You just have it in case
Speaker 1: you want to stalk an eggs or comment on something.
Speaker 1: And I'd not really comment, but I just have it.
Speaker 1: Or if I've put content up, I can be like
Speaker 1: love this and.
Speaker 2: Not not not be known that you are watching them.
Speaker 3: Yes, right, I see. Okay, well you've.
Speaker 6: Got to get up watch people live on Instagram and
Speaker 6: and things like that.
Speaker 2: But you don't want it to be your page that
Speaker 2: comes up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, because then they go, Ricky Lee's here, Hey,
Speaker 3: Ricky Lee. Oh she didn't comment, she she clicked away.
Speaker 1: Now they love giving you attention, bloody hell, well they
Speaker 1: got there's head lies, there's Ricky Lee. We won't keep
Speaker 1: you much longer. We do want to say how much
Speaker 1: we love last Night. Obviously a number one single. It
Speaker 1: is such a brilliant song. We love having it, Mitch
Speaker 1: and I do we We actually listen to it. It's
Speaker 1: on your gym playlist right.
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's got a few more lower notes than
Speaker 3: I can actually achieve, unlike not too late.
Speaker 2: So I wrote that one for everybody to sing along with.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I appreciate it greatly as that everyone sitting
Speaker 3: nearbhyd me in traffic.
Speaker 1: Definitely, Hey, we'll let you go. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for coming on the show. We love you to bits,
Speaker 1: and then you know, we'll get you in soon once
Speaker 1: all this io stuff is done.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I can't wait. Thanks so much, guys. When I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: She's gone, Yeah, you were going to do that. I
Speaker 3: told you not to.
Speaker 1: She was hopeless on zoom the whole time. She just
Speaker 1: thought it was.
Speaker 3: I'm not even I'm not even mad. It's your funeral,
Speaker 3: it's your record label contacts that are going to be like, bro,
Speaker 3: what the fuck happened?
Speaker 1: She just followed me on Instagram?
Speaker 3: So all did she?
Speaker 1: Yeah? She did?
Speaker 3: She could have followed me. I'm just getting so many
Speaker 3: followers recently. I just can't get you.
Speaker 1: Are you now in front of me?
Speaker 3: Am? I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I went on yours because you you one.
Speaker 1: I'm rising too at the moment. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe people I don't want to be like the Sydney
Speaker 3: gays that we discuss our Instagram following.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't give a ship. But we've mentioned on
Speaker 1: this podcast before that I've had more than you, which
Speaker 1: is random because a king fans.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize we have mentioned there you Maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: I wonder if I even follow her ship.
Speaker 1: You better follow that Jenna. I bet you don't.
Speaker 4: Enna.
Speaker 1: Let's see, Jenna probably follows.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't. Oh my god, I don't
Speaker 3: even follow her.
Speaker 1: She'll follow you out and it's so poor.
Speaker 3: I have her on Facebook that way. I always get
Speaker 3: notifications when she goes live.
Speaker 1: What does she do sing?
Speaker 3: I wasn't following her?
Speaker 1: Well follow you know thing you did?
Speaker 3: Hang up? Imagine we had this conversation where she was
Speaker 3: still there.
Speaker 1: For blessed you know what. She's probably googling now like
Speaker 1: zoom drop out. It's like had a fir she was
Speaker 1: hung up on. Anyway, Oh god.
Speaker 7: You're going to comment on her latest and say, hey,
Speaker 7: what's the title of It's a quote. As you get older,
Speaker 7: you really just want to be surrounded by good people,
Speaker 7: people that are good for you and good to you
Speaker 7: and good for your soul.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Up of thirteen seconds ago, just had a great zoom
Speaker 1: interview you're listening to Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of minches. We should give
Speaker 3: a special welcome to all of our new listeners because
Speaker 3: I jenn I was telling me Jarlier. I checked the
Speaker 3: stats on our first episode of season two last week,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, we got we
Speaker 3: got way more than usual, like way more than we
Speaker 3: used to get in a week back in season one.
Speaker 3: And I'm guessing it came from our newfound TikTok following,
Speaker 3: which isn't exactly huge, but I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: look at them all they're coming.
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to do the wed ass pussy dance.
Speaker 3: No, I'm certainly not doing that.
Speaker 1: I'll dislodge a hit.
Speaker 3: Anyway. We may or may not upload that at couple
Speaker 3: of mentions from TikTok is where you can find it.
Speaker 3: But of course our favorite listeners do not come from TikTok.
Speaker 3: They're in our Facebook group and you'reing idiots. If you
Speaker 3: want to join our Facebook group, you might not know
Speaker 3: how to get in yet. There's there's a question you
Speaker 3: have to get you have to answer to get in,
Speaker 3: and you don't know the answer yet if you knew here, so,
Speaker 3: but we welcome stick around all our new listeners. Speaking
Speaker 3: of TikTok, I mentioned before we went on a little
Speaker 3: break from the show before we rack season one that
Speaker 3: in my spare time, I'm probably going to start making
Speaker 3: extra tiktoks. Well, as predicted, That's what I got up to.
Speaker 3: I made a lot of tiktoks. I've actually signed with
Speaker 3: an agency. Can you believe I'm now officially an influencer?
Speaker 1: Any of you were not wanting to talk about your
Speaker 1: Instagram followers when you've been doing it all week?
Speaker 3: I know, But anyway, I have been making tiktoks, one
Speaker 3: of which did you see the one I was talking
Speaker 3: about my grind of fail when I made a bit
Speaker 3: of a dick of myself on Very Good at Dating app?
Speaker 1: I did see that and I liked it. That was
Speaker 1: very funny. Okay it cringe?
Speaker 3: Oh oh god, yeah, very embarrassing story. I do have
Speaker 3: an update for you though, But for those who haven't heard,
Speaker 3: this was the TikTok I posted.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 3: It was at the Star Casino, which has the Sydney
Speaker 3: Lyric Theater attached to it, and I was talking to
Speaker 3: this guy nearby. I was like, you know, what are
Speaker 3: you up to? You know, like, what brings you here?
Speaker 3: He was like, I'm here for Shrek the Musical. It's
Speaker 3: currently intermission. I was like, oh, one of my friends
Speaker 3: went and saw that the other day, so it was
Speaker 3: no good, like absolute garbage. But what do you think
Speaker 3: of it? He goes, why would you say that to
Speaker 3: me when I'm about to go back on stage. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, you're in Shrek the Musical. I thought
Speaker 3: he was just a punter in the foyer lining up
Speaker 3: for a fucking chop top at intermission. He's like, that
Speaker 3: is so rude, Like you wouldn't know the first thing
Speaker 3: about being a musical performer. And I was like, you're
Speaker 3: absolutely right, Like I love musicals, I go to all
Speaker 3: of them, and like I've always admired what you can do.
Speaker 3: And he was like really. I was like really really,
Speaker 3: Oh me the Shrek joke, don't mind me.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 3: But anyway, after that, I was then banned from grind
Speaker 3: to that night, like, sorry, your account has been suspended
Speaker 3: for violating community terms or.
Speaker 1: Some shit reported you.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm assuming so, because there's just no other reason
Speaker 3: that I would have been banned, right, But anyway, the
Speaker 3: update is he has since gotten in touch. No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: So he messaged me and said, Hi, Mitchell, I just
Speaker 3: wanted to let you know that I've been sent to
Speaker 3: TikTok you made by multiple people in the last day.
Speaker 3: I don't use TikTok personally, so it was a bit
Speaker 3: of a surprise. I can agree it was a funny
Speaker 3: and awkward situation, but you've included a picture of me
Speaker 3: in it. It's made me feel really yuck. As I'm
Speaker 3: not really one for social media and I'm currently working
Speaker 3: overseas on a job where i have to be sensitive
Speaker 3: about what I post. I know dating stories are funny,
Speaker 3: but going forward, i'd ask you keep it as anonymous
Speaker 3: as possible. Here I'm talking about it as it made
Speaker 3: me feel very uncomfortable. What oh I mean? I did
Speaker 3: write back to him like, oh, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 3: didn't think I was making you uncomfortable. It was meant
Speaker 3: to be story about me embarrassing myself. I wasn't trying
Speaker 3: to embarrass you. And also I didn't know he was
Speaker 3: in the photo. I just googled Shrek the musical. I
Speaker 3: didn't realize it was the Australian cart Oh.
Speaker 1: I was assuming that it was the little profile picture
Speaker 1: because you're a loaded the are you up like a
Speaker 1: grinder chat or something?
Speaker 3: Right? No? No, I just uploaded a picture of Shrek
Speaker 3: the Musical, and he happened to be in the song
Speaker 3: I've got.
Speaker 1: A fucking green Hessian sack on his head.
Speaker 3: I know. Anyway, So I did apologize and I meant
Speaker 3: what I said. I was like, sorry, I didn't mean
Speaker 3: to make it uncomfortable, but in reality, I was thinking, God,
Speaker 3: you are such a Karen. Every interaction I've had with
Speaker 3: you has been you making some sort of complaint about
Speaker 3: something I did not on purpose to offend you. First,
Speaker 3: I accidentally insulted the musical he was in because I
Speaker 3: thought that he was just a punter. And now this
Speaker 3: he's like, I'm very uncomfortable. Oh, you're ruining my anonymity.
Speaker 3: And so I was just thinking to myself, this guy
Speaker 3: and I are destined to never get along. There's no
Speaker 3: there's no mending that I can do here. He's just
Speaker 3: clearly got the shits of and I can't be bothered
Speaker 3: fixing it. It really doesn't matter. And then my next
Speaker 3: thought was, this is Mitchell Chrury's worst night. Because you
Speaker 3: could not handle someone not liking you for no good reason, No.
Speaker 1: I would feel sick. I think in this case, he's
Speaker 1: been a bit of a right role donkey nobody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would. I'd have to make I'd buy him like
Speaker 1: a Shrek throw pillow.
Speaker 3: You would absolutely grovel. You would do anything you could
Speaker 3: to try and make it up to him. Whereas I'm
Speaker 3: just like whatever, No, he's just unhappy with me, and
Speaker 3: I feel that I haven't done anything wrong, but whatever, I.
Speaker 1: Would freak out. Let's compare the pant would you delete?
Speaker 1: Have you deleted the video on TikTok good?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I would have deleted it and burnt my phone.
Speaker 3: You would have issued an apology YouTube video. You'd be like,
Speaker 3: I've tried to film this three times, this is gonna
Speaker 3: be really different video today.
Speaker 1: Est Yeah, I would not be. I would lose sleep.
Speaker 1: You know what happened. I would have gotten the message,
Speaker 1: I'd get the phone and i'd drop it. I'll go.
Speaker 1: Then my heart would raise and I'd start sweating. I would.
Speaker 3: You absolutely would. It was the first thing I thought.
Speaker 3: I was like, God, Mitch, you would not handle this.
Speaker 3: Is there anyone that you're aware of that just actively
Speaker 3: doesn't like you and you've tried to fix it but
Speaker 3: it just isn't happening.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there's definitely people at it.
Speaker 3: No, but I mean that you're aware of.
Speaker 1: Probably not. There's someone on Facebook marketplace right now that's
Speaker 1: not happy with me, and I'm losing sleep over it.
Speaker 1: I think he's a listener of the podcast too.
Speaker 3: Why what makes you think back?
Speaker 1: His name is Yam. I was selling my old iPhone
Speaker 1: got a crack in the back. Yeah, and I put
Speaker 1: it up on on the weekend and then he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: buy it for five hundred. I was asking six, and
Speaker 1: then I'm like, okay, you can have it. Someone else
Speaker 1: replied and I'll give you six. Of course, i'mone, take it?
Speaker 1: Will you pay six? I've got another offers like no, mate,
Speaker 1: And then I sold it to the other guy and
Speaker 1: I marked it as sault. He messaged me and said
Speaker 1: I'm disappointed. I expected better from you. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is getting really personal. Then he said you sold the
Speaker 1: phone when I was trying to contact you all day
Speaker 1: collecting the cash. I was like, sorry, so that's how
Speaker 1: Facebook works? No, No, that's how you work. Oh maybe
Speaker 1: a subject for your next podcast? Why I felt so bad?
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 1: Yana?
Speaker 3: Hello? Yan? He knows you do a podcast?
Speaker 1: Hilarious, Yeah, at least You've got a good Yana.
Speaker 3: And so what did you say? Have you tried to
Speaker 3: like make it up to Yanna? You're begging for forgiveness
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh you a new one iPhone? Just
Speaker 3: oh my god, that's so good.
Speaker 1: It's nothing else that I could do other than help
Speaker 1: I wanted to help you out.
Speaker 3: It's just nice being in a place where I don't
Speaker 3: care if I'm not liked, because I'm like, this guy
Speaker 3: is just we're never going to be friends. There's nothing
Speaker 3: I could do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and going on a date with him too, that
Speaker 1: would never have worked.
Speaker 3: Oh god, no. He actually said to me on Grinder,
Speaker 3: he goes, can I ask how tall you are? Because
Speaker 3: the only date guys tall than me, he was like
Speaker 3: six foot four. I was like, good luck, fucking a giraffe, Like,
Speaker 3: what the hell?
Speaker 2: That's hilarious?
Speaker 3: Do you know what the weird thing is?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 3: This just goes to show what a small world the
Speaker 3: fucking gay community is, because that same night that I
Speaker 3: spoke to him on Grinder, right after I left the
Speaker 3: sar Casina, I went to Puftorf and then ended up
Speaker 3: going home with this guy who was also a musical
Speaker 3: theater performer and now they're both in the same musical
Speaker 3: together together, and I was like, oh my god, in
Speaker 3: the same night, I insulted one and I fucked the other.
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck the gay community. Everyone knows everyone.
Speaker 1: What are they together?
Speaker 3: Cats in Korea?
Speaker 1: In Korea? Yeah, shit a those two they always two
Speaker 1: around those musicians.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have said that he wants to be anonymous?
Speaker 3: Should I beat the music?
Speaker 1: Beat it out?
Speaker 3: They're in cats?
Speaker 1: I beat it out.
Speaker 3: Fine, You guys can go and google the cast of
Speaker 3: Cat's career and guess which one I routed, which one
Speaker 3: I insulted?
Speaker 1: Not now, Yeah, we used to play the Cat song
Speaker 1: for Jenna in this podcast. One of you is a cat.
Speaker 1: The others fucked a cat at the time to hit
Speaker 1: one with my car, then we're fucking even. I've slept
Speaker 1: with a woman. There's a pussy. So all right, next
Speaker 1: week we're back. I don't even know we'll do something.
Speaker 3: Just stop like cooking the next episode unless we have
Speaker 3: something planned. You've done this a million times next week.
Speaker 1: It's very radio because in radio you hook everything and
Speaker 1: I know what I'm talking about, but.
Speaker 3: I've just noticed you do that a lot, and you
Speaker 3: go next week I don't really know. It just makes
Speaker 3: it sound shit. It's gonna be awesome next week.
Speaker 1: No, there is actually one thing we can plug that
Speaker 1: we are doing not on our show. We were invited
Speaker 1: to guest host the Project You podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right. It's called Popcorner by Project You. It's
Speaker 3: like a music review podcast, and they asked us to
Speaker 3: fill in. So if you go look them up, episode
Speaker 3: should be up already. Actually it was reviewing Katie Perry's
Speaker 3: new album Smile, which is perfect because I'm a massive
Speaker 3: Katie Perry fan.
Speaker 1: Heaven for you.
Speaker 3: So if you want a little bit more Mitches than
Speaker 3: your life this week, go search Project use Popcorner. Listen
Speaker 3: to our episode. But we'll be back next week. Guys,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be great. I promise will see you then.
Speaker 3: Bye Bye. Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe
Speaker 3: and leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: Or follow on Spotify.
Speaker 3: We're still here. This is add Brief, our secret segment
Speaker 3: on the end. We just sneak it on. Hopefully most
Speaker 3: people have tuned out. It's just us. Keep it a
Speaker 3: secret though.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 3: It's called add Brief because add a lack of focus
Speaker 3: and we just happened to debrief, so we just kind
Speaker 3: of go rogue. Nothing's planned. Let's talk to you.
Speaker 1: If you want to get into the secret Facebook group
Speaker 1: during idiots. This is for the new TikTokers listening. Actually sorry,
Speaker 1: let me just do this to speak their language, wrong button,
Speaker 1: just to get them really hooked in you know what,
Speaker 1: of course, get you up speed very quickly. Mitch mitched
Speaker 1: and was killed in the genocide of Taiwan in three Yep.
Speaker 1: She's had many lives since then, but her current existence
Speaker 1: and consciousness lives in a young girl's body, in an
Speaker 1: old soul.
Speaker 7: But this is my last life.
Speaker 3: It's my night is how do you decide that?
Speaker 7: I don't decide nine lives because.
Speaker 3: You you know though I feel so.
Speaker 1: You know that. So when you die next whenever, hopefully
Speaker 1: in one hundred years, that's it for you.
Speaker 3: Yes, do we live on? She's going to live to
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty six.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You might both of you will not. Oh God, who.
Speaker 1: You get the aura for? Who's going to live the longest?
Speaker 6: Me?
Speaker 1: I'm ch oh.
Speaker 7: Let me think I think coombs.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Yeah, I have a feeling that my death won't
Speaker 3: be normal. It'll either be young and tragic or like
Speaker 3: so old that it's ridiculous, Like I'll live to like
Speaker 3: one hundred and four and be like, just take me already,
Speaker 3: isn't that sir?
Speaker 1: Though I often think I can't picture myself even forty?
Speaker 1: So is that my body being like you're going to die? Mate?
Speaker 3: I hope that the saying is true that life begins
Speaker 3: at forty are going to be a great forty year old?
Speaker 1: Who said? What's that saying? Who's ever said that?
Speaker 3: Every forty year old ever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they have to e if you've got to
Speaker 1: cling on too.
Speaker 3: I don't know. We'll find out when we get to forty, Hey.
Speaker 1: One of this podcasts, or still be going with my
Speaker 1: forty we.
Speaker 3: Sh would actually just keep going?
Speaker 1: What would be? Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Can you really keep eating cream cheese after twelve?
Speaker 2: It with me?
Speaker 3: Or the all lords really unpredictable? The Dow really took
Speaker 3: a turn this week?
Speaker 1: Oh no? Or we'll really make it and will be
Speaker 1: really rich boomers? Isn't just me? Or should I sell
Speaker 1: my bal mate investment? Probably really related?
Speaker 3: I'm keeping mine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, so that again? Is it just me? Or
Speaker 1: should I get rid of my bald Maine investment. Probably
Speaker 1: say your response.
Speaker 3: No, I'm keeping mine.
Speaker 1: That's it. Just that's the ban. Here we go. This
Speaker 1: is to really cater to the TikTokers. It's TikTok music?
Speaker 3: Is this TikTok music?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's TikTok about this?
Speaker 1: You know that one?
Speaker 6: Then? I don't know.
Speaker 1: They probably get their dick out. Oh yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: challenge to.
Speaker 3: This, But I don't know if there's a word for
Speaker 3: this challenge dance.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that's say so.
Speaker 3: No, it's the one where they put all the different
Speaker 3: emojis up on the screen and you have to do
Speaker 3: your hands to try and match it, like, oh you
Speaker 3: do the pizch emoji that comes down emoji?
Speaker 1: We can't play that.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, let's try it? There's no emoji?
Speaker 1: Thu, it's an audio medium. What about this. Let's cater
Speaker 1: to another side of TikTok. Let's go over to the
Speaker 1: R and B this rock starff.
Speaker 3: I don't know about you, but I don't get any
Speaker 3: of this ship on my TikTok anymore. Really, yeah, my
Speaker 3: four you page it knows me to a t and
Speaker 3: I've never watched a dance. I know the song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: What is this fucking game?
Speaker 1: I'm catering to the TikTokers, just letting them know that
Speaker 1: I see, yeah, I hear, we speak your language.
Speaker 7: You know the just did a bad thing.
Speaker 1: I don't have that.
Speaker 7: I regret the thing I did.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I keep saying people putting up
Speaker 3: tiktoks with when I what is it When I Look
Speaker 3: at You by Miley Cyrus, But it's been pitch shifted.
Speaker 3: I don't know why. You know how some songs they
Speaker 3: just edited to make it really deep. I don't really
Speaker 3: know why that's thing, but people put that up in
Speaker 3: the background of like sad tiktoks, So this is it?
Speaker 1: Hold on, there is long garny. Okay, I get it.
Speaker 3: And I saw one the other day that was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god. I was today years old when I
Speaker 3: realized that this is just a Miley Cyrus song slowed
Speaker 3: down and everyone in the comments is arguing, going, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's originally a Miley Sarras song, but this is obviously
Speaker 3: a guy doing a cover. It's not her. Slowed Down
Speaker 3: and like everyone, that was the most liked comment. Everyone
Speaker 3: is convinced that sure, it's originally a Miley Cyrus song,
Speaker 3: but this is a man coverring it me the editor.
Speaker 3: I went out of my way to go and see
Speaker 3: what was the case, and I went and sped it up,
Speaker 3: and it's one hundred percent Miley's voice.
Speaker 9: Listen ready, that's it.
Speaker 3: Can you find that song in the system?
Speaker 6: Do we have?
Speaker 3: When I look at you? You might have to go
Speaker 3: on YouTube. I don't think the fucking kids was playing
Speaker 3: the last song soundtrack?
Speaker 1: Is that the one with the Hemsworth brother Yeah? You
Speaker 1: don't ever think of kiss in that light again? We've
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 3: Here we go, the sad TikTok song that everyone, all
Speaker 3: the youngsters don't realize it's a Miley song. Skip, you
Speaker 3: can do what you like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a got a piano. Is this where her
Speaker 1: dad dies at the beach hut?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yes, sir, Here we go, ready, because there is
Speaker 3: no see.
Speaker 2: This are ezy.
Speaker 3: When it's a break.
Speaker 1: It's definitely Miley.
Speaker 3: It's definitely Miley. Do you have the capabilities to pitch
Speaker 3: shift over there? My dear?
Speaker 1: But what we're recording into is something that can do it,
Speaker 1: so we can't.
Speaker 3: I'll edit it later, fade the song back up and
Speaker 3: I'm going to edit it lower to prove that it
Speaker 3: is just her lower.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
Speaker 4: Definitely, I might actually leave it low pitched. I'll sound
Speaker 4: like a man for once.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should have opened your voice.
Speaker 4: I'm leaving it low pitch right now. The whole thing.
Speaker 4: You can tell me when to stop, but right now,
Speaker 4: let's just let's just hang here for a bit.
Speaker 1: I wonder how also, because sometimes my voice is low
Speaker 1: and then other times super high. Chipmunts.
Speaker 4: One time, when I was still doing Not My Cup
Speaker 4: of Tea, the old podcast they worked on was canceled.
Speaker 4: It It was that this is back when we were
Speaker 4: also a community radio show, so we would send we
Speaker 4: would email the show to the station that they would
Speaker 4: play it out. And there must have been some error
Speaker 4: in downloading the attachment of the fire was corrupted or something,
Speaker 4: because they played out our whole show and it was
Speaker 4: in low pitch, like it it being pitch shifted. And
Speaker 4: I remember getting tweets being like, guys, what's going on
Speaker 4: because we sounded like we currently do on this podcast
Speaker 4: the whole hour.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And by the time I messaged them, they were like, sorry,
Speaker 4: all the text have gone home. So our show just
Speaker 4: played in low pitch. It was really fucked up. At
Speaker 4: least she would have sounded the same, but.
Speaker 2: You and.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, here we n I like to high pitch
Speaker 3: for a bit.
Speaker 10: There the funck from Helian so to me, you don't
Speaker 10: have to put in a high plight. Sorry, if I
Speaker 10: want to do it anyway.
Speaker 3: Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 10: Why imagine to tell like this. It's not gonna be
Speaker 10: this if I can talk really slowly, but it's still.
Speaker 3: Going to be high pitched anyway. Let's come back to
Speaker 3: normal now. I wanted to have a go all right everyone,
Speaker 3: I can done like a child at the park.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 1: Hi everybody. Oh sorry, I forgot to activate They auto
Speaker 1: turned on if we don't activate them within three minutes
Speaker 1: of starting. You can live tweet us anytime. Is it
Speaker 1: just a couple of mitches? That's the handle? The answer
Speaker 1: is in this there is a couple in Jenna Sabadoobe,
Speaker 1: so you can tweet it at anytime. Also, Mitchell, we
Speaker 1: have some fan mail that I'd like to read for you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was going to actually hold this for the main
Speaker 1: episode and do it as in the introdicularly, and I
Speaker 1: didn't want to overtalk, you know, because we went straight
Speaker 1: into it with Ricky here. I didn't want to holding
Speaker 1: on zoom while I dropped this bombshell on you. I
Speaker 1: got a email over the weekend, not a tweet. I
Speaker 1: got an email. I was sitting at home listening to
Speaker 1: the radio. Okay, didn't I just make love? I got an.
Speaker 3: Email, please stop look at me from a fan. Look
Speaker 3: at my eyes. Don't look at that stupid sound effects board.
Speaker 1: From a fan. Okay, listener and someone that you both know.
Speaker 3: Okay, Burn, So Cole McClure, all right, Yeah, I never
Speaker 3: met her, but I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1: She sent me a message. Okay, I want to see
Speaker 1: if you can clue any of this together. Now, you
Speaker 1: and your schnitty escape the big city to get Riddy.
Speaker 1: Committy moved to went to the Blue Mountains to do
Speaker 1: a what was it some sort of final episode because
Speaker 1: you guys were canceled.
Speaker 3: No, it was the three part series. Actually got it?
Speaker 1: You ate Schnitzel's at many restaurants and reviewed them. Yes, Burn,
Speaker 1: it lives in the Blue Mountains. She was sent the
Speaker 1: Blue Mountains Daily Gazette. Yeah, have you heard over your
Speaker 1: front page feature? What now, Katrine.
Speaker 3: Gazette, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You're on the paper baby?
Speaker 3: Oh what yep?
Speaker 1: I wanted to do it as its own thing, but
Speaker 1: I just knew you'd find out by the time we
Speaker 1: record the next episode.
Speaker 3: No, no one's told me. I don't have any bloody
Speaker 3: don't go. I'm the Blue Mountain.
Speaker 1: Google Google it because I'm gonna do it with you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it out.
Speaker 3: Did she take a picture of the paper?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can I see this front page feature? Oh my god,
Speaker 3: you should give it up now.
Speaker 1: I'm going to read it to you.
Speaker 3: Also, that's not the front page, but no worries.
Speaker 1: Well, it's probably page three or something.
Speaker 3: God, just such an embellisher.
Speaker 1: There was a local fire that got number one. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go, let's start. Oh this
Speaker 1: might be good too.
Speaker 3: I can't believe my other podcast made press.
Speaker 1: Auntie Ed's Best Schnitty out of the City hilarious. Auntie
Speaker 1: Ed's Coatumba has soared to the lead in an online
Speaker 1: quest for the best chicken snitzer in the country. The
Speaker 1: Schnitty Committee who they wrote that, which is odd? Podcasters
Speaker 1: took to the mountains early this month on their quest
Speaker 1: to find the most delicious crumbed deep fried slab of chuk. God,
Speaker 1: they're on brand and they reckon. They found it at
Speaker 1: Antie Edg's in Contubers Street, awarding the meal ninety five
Speaker 1: points out of one hundred. They realized it's not fucking
Speaker 1: master Shore and knocking the previous top score are the
Speaker 1: fat chuk in leichheart off the perch. No, they did
Speaker 1: their research the pop did Ashen Garrett Mitchell Combs, did
Speaker 1: they actually get that's my Mitchell Combs and Talishavskia, who
Speaker 1: usually sampled the schnitz in the city, were on their
Speaker 1: first road trip to sample the quality of Finitchells in
Speaker 1: the regional New South Wales. Blue Mountains is a regional
Speaker 1: town about an hour and a half two hours out
Speaker 1: of Sydney. The trio gave Auntie ed schnitty as well
Speaker 1: as the chicken burger and Parmesjana.
Speaker 5: They ate God, big day, not one inch, no top
Speaker 5: or near top marks for size, thickness, quality of chips
Speaker 5: and salad, seasoning, salce, gravy and texture, or as they
Speaker 5: term it, the synergy between the chicken and crobs.
Speaker 3: This journalists actually listened.
Speaker 1: Oh God, Auntie ed Zoner Dwayne Nin's proudly posed for
Speaker 1: the Gazette. He took a photo with the paper, proudly
Speaker 1: posed with the Gazette as we reached him for comment
Speaker 1: and the park and Pate with his finest schnitty Parmeshane
Speaker 1: last week the fried Chicken topped with tomato, sauce, cheese
Speaker 1: and ham, but his moment of glory was only brief,
Speaker 1: as the launchtime crowd demand the lunchtime crowd demanded they're
Speaker 1: un schnitties, along with some of Auntie Ed's amazing ice
Speaker 1: cream trees with a creamy range of biscuits from Tim Dam's,
Speaker 1: Dwis Vovos and mince More Killer Jewels anyone, Jane Ginny sorry,
Speaker 1: Jenny Curtain.
Speaker 3: God, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Music off.
Speaker 3: Can you show me now?
Speaker 1: Yep, I'll show you the photo as well. He's a
Speaker 1: lovely selfie view you look like a lovely lesbian woman,
Speaker 1: did they?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: I look with that?
Speaker 1: Thank you, well, don't meet you, proud of you?
Speaker 3: Thank you all right, that's hilarious. By the way, we're
Speaker 3: on page thirteen, so sorry, thanks for lying.
Speaker 1: And that's right, that's called embellishing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I love how the paper actually reached out
Speaker 7: for a comment not to it was.
Speaker 1: She probably heard enough of your fucking drivel.
Speaker 3: One too many comments for longer.
Speaker 1: Than three minutes. I can't do it, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Fuck, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Congratulations. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Are you going to stop mocking the show now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I never mocking. I to give the people a true,
Speaker 1: true reaction.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I love you guys, and I love the girls. We're
Speaker 1: all very good friends off the cloud, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just a joke.
Speaker 3: It's just a bit of rivalry, you know, a bit
Speaker 3: of fun.
Speaker 1: Have you, guys, eho have been in the paper before, Jenna?
Speaker 1: Have you been in the paper surely when you want
Speaker 1: to get Greyhounds won the prized race in the Jubilee Oval.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have. There was a period in like twenty
Speaker 3: fifteen when I was in the local paper back home
Speaker 3: so many times. Right, they must have just lost interest
Speaker 3: in my career progression because there's only so many times
Speaker 3: you can write the headline, oh local boy is doing
Speaker 3: well in Sydney, all this shit like it was, Oh God,
Speaker 3: that was me winning some award at Tafe for excellence,
Speaker 3: met my bowg and Gate video going viral. My fucking
Speaker 3: visa to Stonewall with SBS got reported in the local
Speaker 3: paper like all this. I remember having so many clippings
Speaker 3: from one year and then never again really until.
Speaker 1: Now, until they probably about it you were gay, Like,
Speaker 1: let's stop writing about it.
Speaker 3: We want people being my first time going gay clubbing
Speaker 3: literally made the local paper back home.
Speaker 1: That's cute. I've been in the local Leader too, but
Speaker 1: nothing for nothing for anything important. I don't care. The
Speaker 1: Shy is very sport orientated.
Speaker 3: Do they have local newspapers in Sydney or is the
Speaker 3: Daily Telegraph just kind of it?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 3: M h, I wonder if my suburb has.
Speaker 1: You gotta get it. It's probably region. We had some
Speaker 1: George and the Sutherland in a West.
Speaker 3: Five Dock newspaper.
Speaker 1: It'll probably be in a West We probably get the same.
Speaker 1: Now that I'm in Glue in the.
Speaker 3: West five do local newspapers? Does that mean that I
Speaker 3: just come under the Inner West Courier are boring? We
Speaker 3: should call them be like, just so you know a
Speaker 3: local boy is doing a podcast, actually two local boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you very much. I'm g you.
Speaker 3: Should call as is our manager, just so it sounds
Speaker 3: more legit. Y, okay, what's the number?
Speaker 1: Who should you be though, I'll be our manager, Clark Riley,
Speaker 1: I represent, well, you actually have a manager, and so
Speaker 1: do I now?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Oh, no, I do and so to you? Now is
Speaker 1: all I should say? So real management won't be happy.
Speaker 1: Is your management an acronym? Mine is?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 1: Is your management an acronym like a BBA?
Speaker 3: Or it's the Arctic? So no part of the verb network.
Speaker 1: Jesus give me one of them. The verbs are champagne.
Speaker 1: That's quite delicious.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: I never occurred to me that it's the same word
Speaker 3: as the wine. Yes, the fun I could go a
Speaker 3: wine right now.
Speaker 1: I'm with RGM. The acronym you.
Speaker 7: Huh, it's funny. It's funny because I was with a
Speaker 7: management when I was a child, because I was a
Speaker 7: child actor in this life, yes, of course, but now
Speaker 7: I'm no longer with any.
Speaker 1: Can you please give me their number?
Speaker 3: Oh? I was going to say something, what was it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I was going to say, just because you mentioned r
Speaker 3: GM management, Right, So if you go on their website
Speaker 3: and you kind of scroll through all their talent, you're
Speaker 3: there as one of them. And I was going to
Speaker 3: do I can't even remember if I told Jenny this idea.
Speaker 3: I think I might have just kept it to myself
Speaker 3: and then just decided against it. I had this idea
Speaker 3: for like an April fool thing on this show where
Speaker 3: we get all our listeners to go and put in
Speaker 3: a bunch of like fake inquiries so that your manager
Speaker 3: calls you. Is like you've been booked for a dog
Speaker 3: show mc gig. Like it's all these absurd opportunities for
Speaker 3: you and your management are just like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: That's very funny. Actually, you shouldn't have told me. I
Speaker 1: would have loved that. At least give me a cau.
Speaker 3: I would have forgotten it by April. If we're still
Speaker 3: doing this podcast anyway, My aprils are universe nine two
Speaker 3: eight eight two five seven to one. What's your name again.
Speaker 1: Clark Riley? Okay, this is the What Gazette. Welcome to
Speaker 1: Gazette in the West.
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Speaker 1: What do we want. Yeah, that's the biggest newspaper.
Speaker 2: Hello, Daily Telegraph.
Speaker 1: Good, It's Clark Riley from Ryler's group. I have a
Speaker 1: tip off for the Inner West in the West paper,
Speaker 1: the local paper for the Inn West.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: They're all working remotely.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Basically, I just wanted to get a story out on
Speaker 1: these two locals who are doing this podcast. I thought
Speaker 1: you could get some press for the boys. I represent
Speaker 1: them both. They're both both Mitchell, both great young chaps
Speaker 1: and they both live in the Inn West. And as
Speaker 1: a local paper, I thought they might want to support
Speaker 1: two up becoming lgbt Q.
Speaker 4: Okay, something through.
Speaker 5: I'll give you an email address, Ye News Daily Telegraph
Speaker 5: dot com.
Speaker 1: I could have guessed that one.
Speaker 3: That that's a good one.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you so much. I appreciate it. That's okay, bye,
Speaker 1: thank you, we've made it.
Speaker 3: She didn't give a ship.
Speaker 1: She couldn't. The moment I said old GBTQ, she was
Speaker 1: had her finger over the red hang up button.
Speaker 3: Oh god, what sort of ship do you reckon? Go
Speaker 3: through to that news at Daily Telegraph dot com.
Speaker 1: That a year, it'll be fucking Beryl from Sydney South.
Speaker 1: There's a possum on the roof. It's been here. It
Speaker 1: could be dead, or it could be a bottle blush tree.
Speaker 1: Please please let ray had they know, so you can
Speaker 1: come to my home and get him. Regards, Beryl Merriweather.
Speaker 1: It'll be that a ship or oh I saw on
Speaker 1: Facebook with these vigil antes. You know, I saw someone
Speaker 1: leave the convenience Dore and they had a jacket. For
Speaker 1: the jacket look puffy. Then I just think I think
Speaker 1: they've stolen some Sandboy chips. Be dumb shit like that.
Speaker 3: Why that's so hard to get onto the Inner Wes courier,
Speaker 3: Like what if there is something happening, like, oh, they're
Speaker 3: fucking they're widening, the M four is affecting my something
Speaker 3: or other. I want to get local news coverage. Not
Speaker 3: easy to get a hold of them.
Speaker 1: They all hate the West Connects in the Inner West.
Speaker 1: Everyone on their front porch has you know West Connects
Speaker 1: won't work or something. Yeah, right, which I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I'm not really local yet. The local fruit guy doesn't
Speaker 1: know my name and it upsets me.
Speaker 3: The local fruit guy where I.
Speaker 1: Live, Mitch, I know you want the boy I got
Speaker 1: the ham that's not like you like thank you a.
Speaker 3: Local fruit guy. To be honest, No, I do. Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: if we're at the point where we're talking about your
Speaker 3: local fruit guy, maybe.
Speaker 1: We should go Yeah, we probably should.
Speaker 3: I said that thirty seven is going to be our
Speaker 3: best episode, and it's starting to really drag on because
Speaker 3: we're talking about your local fruit guy.
Speaker 1: Let's end on a high. I think you're acutely cool
Speaker 1: to for coming. I want to.
Speaker 3: I do wish that we managed to get onto some
Speaker 3: sort of journalist to pitch pitch our podcasts to the paper.
Speaker 1: Should I send a quick little video message to one
Speaker 1: of my friends from the Daily Telegraph?
Speaker 3: What about Andrew Bucklow?
Speaker 1: We follow each other, but we're not there like that.
Speaker 1: You could be there? You know no do you know him?
Speaker 3: Noah?
Speaker 1: Should we? Should I send a video message?
Speaker 3: Now you do it?
Speaker 1: It news dot com? It from the we've had correspondence.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should go from here.
Speaker 3: Still video message on there to be like, hey, mate,
Speaker 3: I've got a great yarn, I've got a tip off
Speaker 3: for a local story.
Speaker 1: Fuck turned down.
Speaker 3: If we think we're finishing, but we're not.
Speaker 1: Andrew Bucklough, he's for news dot com dot you massive
Speaker 1: general site in the world in Australia. Mate, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: break a new story. It's cheery for you here. I'm
Speaker 1: with Mitch. Mitch Combs. Hello and Jenna. I think you
Speaker 1: should do a right up on this great new podcast.
Speaker 1: Two mitches. They're phenomenal. LGBT and q I plus is
Speaker 1: the theme of the podcast. I think it's one of
Speaker 1: the best things I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: The two local, two local boys doing great.
Speaker 1: You can send this to the in a West gazette.
Speaker 1: You can send this to the out of West gazette.
Speaker 1: Just the West Gazette. To be honest, that all all
Speaker 1: the gazettes would die for this. By the way, it's
Speaker 1: us the podcast. Yeah, we're just trying to get some pressed,
Speaker 1: you know. Get out of there. TikTok's not working. Great
Speaker 1: chat enjoy.
Speaker 3: Let us know what page you were on.
Speaker 1: He's gone. That's ship that's been sent. He's quite big
Speaker 1: in that company.
Speaker 3: This is quite let's say me even higher. Peter Oviden,
Speaker 3: get any one instam.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know what we should do. Why
Speaker 1: don't we try, guys and get a journalist on to
Speaker 1: give us tips on how we can get preyers. Let's
Speaker 1: do it. I'm gonna try and get morning.
Speaker 3: I don't want anything big. I just wanted a little
Speaker 3: corner piece in a local paper that says these two
Speaker 3: boys are making a podcast. Good on them.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, you know, Jessica Row, don't you
Speaker 1: know Sarah Harris is the one? Yes, why don't we
Speaker 1: message Sarah and see if we can get a like
Speaker 1: a slot on.
Speaker 3: Citio t Yeah. I don't think that's how it works.
Speaker 3: I said, I want a shitty little bit in the paper,
Speaker 3: not a segment of CITYO.
Speaker 1: Same higher. I was watching this morning and let me
Speaker 1: tell you, they did a story on fucking gum nuts
Speaker 1: on a tree. Well, Jesus I did.
Speaker 3: All right, Well we should go. We just luck in
Speaker 3: getting our little feature in a newspaper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you'll see it. We'll put it all
Speaker 1: over our together and I'm no doubt you'll read about
Speaker 1: it if you're in the west. Thank you, Ricky Lee,
Speaker 1: thank you Jannah, thank you, mit you guys. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: see you next week.
Speaker 3: Great chat to you guys. Then don't forget Sunday Night
Speaker 3: Instagram Live as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna do it on TikTok.
Speaker 3: A couple of mitches. You can't join on TikTok. Let's
Speaker 3: be one of the other Instagram light at couple of
Speaker 3: mitches Sunday night, so you there. Bye,