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Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 2: What she'd be in Olympic event is trying to shampoo

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Speaker 2: your dog, which is the job that my wife palmed

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Speaker 2: off to me yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I felt like a punishment.

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Speaker 2: Hadn't do anything wrong the big dog of a small dog,

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Speaker 2: big dog, so German shepherd dog. Trying to shampoo a

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Speaker 2: dog of that size that is hard. So I have

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Speaker 2: you ever tried to do this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, We've tried every which way because hates it.

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Speaker 1: What's worked, what hasn't worked.

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Speaker 3: We've tried the bottom of the shower while I was

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Speaker 3: in the shower.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I went down yesterday. Utter hell. I've

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Speaker 1: actually cricked my neck at one point as well.

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Speaker 3: Because they become so slippery she escaped.

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Speaker 1: Or the house, yeah, or any carpets and floorboards everywhere.

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Speaker 3: We've tried the bath, we've tried outside, and we've tried

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Speaker 3: those little dog vending machines that you see at the OK.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I met the mistake yesterday of going in

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Speaker 2: the shower with the German shepherd dog.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: And because I've done the outside one, the kids like

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Speaker 2: it's cold today, it's mean I was like they were

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Speaker 2: a dog. They don't know, they don't down. They were like,

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Speaker 2: please take her in. Cis like okay. So I was pressurized.

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Speaker 2: I'll go into a shower with her, right, and it

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Speaker 2: was hell. I said, they're sliding around right, it's a

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Speaker 2: big dog. Also, they don't like it. They don't know

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Speaker 2: what the hell is going on. It's a German shepherd dog.

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Speaker 2: So and the thing I need to is get under

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Speaker 2: an under carriage. So she's trying to sort of wiggle

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Speaker 2: out from me because she's wet and it's suddy.

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Speaker 1: And then they do that thing where they start to shake.

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Speaker 3: No, no, don't bother with the water still.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not just that. So all the SuDS and the

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Speaker 1: shampoo were going in my eyes. I'm like, ah, so

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Speaker 1: then have to yell to the kids bring some goggles.

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Speaker 2: It took the night half an hour or fellow half

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Speaker 2: an hour to get some swimming goggles from me.

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Speaker 1: What a scene. Then right, I dry her off, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I like, oh god, that's done. What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: My wife goes, oh, I forgot to tell You've got

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Speaker 2: to then you've got to put the conditioner on.

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Speaker 1: You've got to do it again.

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Speaker 4: I had to go back in no conditioner, Guy Conditioner.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'coonmell shirt.

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Speaker 4: A podcast