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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: It's time for Believe or Not. He's got some weird

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Speaker 2: facts and stories. Some of them are real. It's your job,

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Speaker 2: Will to guess if it is a real story or

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Speaker 2: a fake story that I'm talking about. Every week we

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Speaker 2: do it. This is this is themed me coming out

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Speaker 2: with real or fake stories. And today the theme is surgeries.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing surgery stories because I found myself in a

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Speaker 2: bit of a whole on the weekend watching Doctor Death.

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Speaker 3: There's not a whole understand it.

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Speaker 2: It's actually a crazy show. I binged at Hot Sunshine.

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Speaker 2: It's about a doctor called Christopher Dunche and all these

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Speaker 2: surgeries that go horrifically wrong. And it's a wild program.

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Speaker 2: So I found myself in a in a deep internet

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Speaker 2: hole as looking up surgeries going wrong. So today Will, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm just giving you surgery stories. You have to say

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Speaker 2: if it's a true story or if I've just made

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Speaker 2: it up.

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Speaker 3: I've already prepped my winning song.

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Speaker 2: I Don't Care for Me.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's almost a little win. Having played it already.

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Speaker 2: For the record, I have also prepped my winning song

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Speaker 2: win no matter what. Bit a gangster on my side baby.

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Speaker 3: Who is that little Kim?

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Speaker 2: It's one of them. Could be a combo between the two.

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Speaker 2: All right, first one, this is best of three. I'll

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Speaker 2: give you one. Now here we go. A man was

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Speaker 2: having a testicle removed. Basic testicle removal surgery, duram Is

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Speaker 2: that basic?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah for a surgeon who does it? You know, pretty

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Speaker 2: clean and cut, gets it done? Well, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I'm the doctor.

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Speaker 4: So that.

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Speaker 2: During the surgery, unfortunately, the gentleman starts winging, starts winging uncontrollably,

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Speaker 2: so like quite powerful. This not only this not only

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Speaker 2: strikes the doctor, but goes onto the floor and in

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Speaker 2: the doctor's haste, slips on the urine, which on the

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Speaker 2: floor knocks himself out, cannot complete the surgery. Is that

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Speaker 2: a true story? Or have I just made that?

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Speaker 1: M hmm?

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Speaker 2: This is big. This is the best of three. You

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Speaker 2: can't stuff them up early? Oh you can.

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Speaker 3: There's a new two to come back?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't be there.

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Speaker 3: We know how best, We've all watched it.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to come back from Grand Slam match.

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Speaker 3: A Bardy did it last week?

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Speaker 2: She went?

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Speaker 4: Did she really know?

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Speaker 1: She went?

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Speaker 4: In three? I watched it well plaid, well plaid you

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Speaker 4: are bank wrapped in this segment.

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Speaker 2: Amount of time.

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Speaker 4: So he wheezed uncontrolled. Trying to like color this with

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Speaker 4: a bit of knowledge.

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Speaker 2: Sure you can do that, you can you can sure whether.

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Speaker 3: Or so you can wheeze subconsciously.

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Speaker 2: That's what he did. He was under Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I think that's all right.

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Speaker 4: I'm just wondering whether we're removing a testicle would make

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Speaker 4: you we though, Like I don't think your testes are

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Speaker 4: responsible for any weeing thing, And I also don't know.

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Speaker 4: But it's also like a very glamorous way to end

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Speaker 4: the surgery. Like if you came up with this yourself,

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Speaker 4: it would have been like the guy slipped, you know,

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Speaker 4: knocked his knob off, Like that's what you would have

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Speaker 4: You could have thought that would have been very funny.

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Speaker 3: I am childish dead the guy just falls on the

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Speaker 3: floor and knocks himself out. That just seems a bit basic.

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Speaker 2: But is that a deliberate bloy?

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Speaker 3: Is that a deliberate boy?

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Speaker 2: It's a good question. It's a good question because I know,

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Speaker 2: if I say something so outrageous, youon't believe did it?

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Speaker 3: Where did where did he eat? Did he hit him

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Speaker 2: To be honest, I don't know exactly where it hit him.

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Speaker 2: I've added a little bit of color there, but I

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Speaker 2: believe it struck him and then he definitely slipped over.

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Speaker 3: I think it's a true story.

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Speaker 2: Just made it up, mate, just as we've got to

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Speaker 2: go to a song. Right now, we've got to go

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Speaker 2: to a song. But I am one mill up. It

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Speaker 2: is best well, too bad. It's not about the made

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Speaker 3: It's a shocking made up story. It was entertaining it

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Speaker 3: all game. It's believe.

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Speaker 2: I basically tell will real and fake stories. He has

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Speaker 2: to try and tell if it is true or not.

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Speaker 2: Today we're doing surgery stories because I was inspired by

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Speaker 2: the new Stand show Doctor Death, unreal stuff. Christopher Dunch,

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Speaker 2: this doctor who would just cock up a lot of surgery.

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Speaker 2: It's truly incredible. Joshua Jackson, pay Joshua Jackson. Christian Slater's

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Speaker 2: in it like bold One's bloody good stuff. Anyway, I'm

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Speaker 2: currently one nil up, thank you very much, and I

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Speaker 2: will now go into my second story.

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Speaker 3: The best of three to win.

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Speaker 2: Best of three to win. That's right, okay, And.

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Speaker 3: Your first story was crap.

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Speaker 2: Everyone thought, it doesn't matter if it's crap, just matters

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Speaker 2: if you.

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Speaker 4: Get I've spoken to people about it and they have

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Speaker 4: said that sucks when woody stories are crap. They said

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Speaker 4: it to me on the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Two people, two separate people, two different occasions, and I

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Speaker 3: was in lockdown. So I took a phone call from

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Speaker 3: them as well. I didn't just bump into them.

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Speaker 4: I'll take that called into bed and they're like, God,

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Speaker 4: I had when he just tells those crap stories and

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Speaker 4: that segment.

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Speaker 2: Why didn't you give me the feedback before the bit

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Speaker 2: so I would have improved my stories.

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Speaker 4: I felt like doing it now I knew if I

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Speaker 4: was one down.

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Speaker 2: Story number two, you're not inside my head. You're not

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Speaker 2: inside my head. Story number two.

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Speaker 3: My phone's going on, so I might be telling me

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Speaker 3: that last story was crab again.

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Speaker 2: Who was it?

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Speaker 3: It's my mum.

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Speaker 2: She is she is brutal of my not a fan anyway.

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Speaker 2: Story number two. There was once a surgery that was

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Speaker 2: attempting to do a reverse colostomy. Now, a reverse colostomy

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Speaker 2: is reattaching the healthy colon to the anus. Excuse me

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 3: Know, reattaching the the colon to the anus to the colon.

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Speaker 1: Well, col no, because one of them you put it

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Speaker 1: in your genuinely put in the cart before the horse,

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Speaker 1: or the colon before the I mean you are the

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Speaker 1: colon's inside you is on the outside.

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Speaker 3: That's the that's the How are you're getting in if

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Speaker 3: there's not an aus to begin with?

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Speaker 2: I imagine keyhole surgery.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean you're going in through the butt

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Speaker 3: cheek to reinsert a colon to the anus.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's a reverse colostomy. Apparently I don't know a

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Speaker 2: lot about the details of the surgery. Now, what happened

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Speaker 2: in this surgery is, unfortunately, the healthy colon was actually

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Speaker 2: attached to the bladder, right, which meant that when the

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Speaker 2: when the gentleman woke up, he was pupping, He was pupping,

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Speaker 2: we and farting out of his pecker. What they attached

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Speaker 2: colon to a bladder by accident, and that meant that

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Speaker 2: he was pupping and popping out of his pecker.

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Speaker 3: Well, this stinks of a fake story, obviously.

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Speaker 2: Mm hm.

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Speaker 3: You've even pronounced the name incorrectly.

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Speaker 2: What name?

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure about the details, all that sort of gear.

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Speaker 2: Ah, So you think it's fake.

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Speaker 4: Muse I just don't know whether your double love me is.

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Speaker 3: That's all this game comes down to.

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Speaker 4: Game.

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Speaker 3: I think it's real. I think it's true story, true story.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that was.

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Speaker 3: The way everything bag bae bye.

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Speaker 2: You haven't the people yet, all right, final story. This

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Speaker 2: one's this one. This means everything. It's currently one. Okay.

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Speaker 2: This is just a surgery story. This is an anecdote

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Speaker 2: from a doctor. An elderly lady had a procedure in

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Speaker 2: which she had a tube placed into her throat to

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Speaker 2: help her breathing. During the procedure, they called her tracky

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Speaker 2: something tracheotomy. We're making up words now, carrying tube down

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Speaker 2: at her throat. When she woke up after the procedure,

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Speaker 2: she was a little bit groggy from the anesthetic and whatever.

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Speaker 2: And the nurses tell the story that when the tube

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Speaker 2: was removed, she said, hmmm, that is the best I've

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Speaker 2: had in years. Is that a true story or have

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Speaker 2: I Just as the tube was removed from her mouth,

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Speaker 2: she goes, it was just out. It's tubes. I'm not

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Speaker 2: sure it makes that noise, it doesn't. She goes, mmmm,

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Speaker 2: that is the best I've had in years. Naturally, there's

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Speaker 2: a lot of laughter in the room a little bit

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Speaker 2: immature from the nurses. If you ask me, was she.

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Speaker 4: Under like an anesthetic or anything, or was she a

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Speaker 4: bit delirious when she said.

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Speaker 2: That, Yes, she just come out. She was grogging from

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Speaker 2: an think she doesn't remember it either.

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Speaker 4: Nothink it's false.

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Speaker 2: Final answer, Yeah, it's a true story of my friend.

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Speaker 2: No matter what.

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Speaker 4: There's a crap story, I didn't story.

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Speaker 2: A story game.

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Speaker 3: Believe or lazy who researched them for you?

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Speaker 2: Right up next?

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Speaker 3: That's a true story.

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Speaker 2: That's a true story. That is a true true story.

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Speaker 3: How do we even know, like who gave the account was?

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Speaker 3: It's not like it was filmed or anything.

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Speaker 2: That one popped up on a few websites, up on

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Speaker 2: a few websites.

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Speaker 3: We don't even know if it's true.

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Speaker 2: To hear more of the boys on the full Show podcast,

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Speaker 2: you know you want to