WEBVTT - #152 We'd Like To Make A Formal Apology

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't notice of my work outside on the patio

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<v Speaker 1>out there.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't been out there, yeah, mate, don't know what got.

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<v Speaker 1>Over me, but I saw some marks on the Papersny

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<v Speaker 1>I got the gurnie.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking how good is it? Gurny? Also? Can I borrow it? Actually?

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<v Speaker 3>My driveway so slippery. The kids are slipping and sliding

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<v Speaker 3>down my driveway.

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<v Speaker 1>What's mine is yours? Also, when you're gurneying, it's very dangerous.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay away, mate, I had two hours free from the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>But how are your forearms?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yeah, I noticed popeye.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Mattie Jay and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Ash. And this is a podcast all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is not about giving advice because Ash and

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<v Speaker 1>I are very dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Well said. I couldn't have said it better myself, and

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<v Speaker 2>I had a little tickle in my throat. That's no good.

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<v Speaker 2>I had an IV yesterday, so I'm I'm flying. What

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<v Speaker 2>were you injecting into yourself? Just just just heroin? That's usual.

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<v Speaker 3>Now let's move on from that. We do have we

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<v Speaker 3>do have something that we need to talk about. It's pressing.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that is that there was a technical issue, the

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<v Speaker 2>big technical issue.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a few people in the Facebook group being like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell is going on? And poor Jess, who

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<v Speaker 1>was in Japan had to come back and save the day.

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<v Speaker 2>She flew back really quick.

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<v Speaker 1>We were like sorry about the technical error, and people

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<v Speaker 1>were like, we know, we know what's happened, but I

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<v Speaker 1>what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? You tell I actually want to defend myself. You

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<v Speaker 2>tell me what you think happened.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've had a few weeks now, back to back

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<v Speaker 1>where I revealed information which I wasn't meant to reveal,

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<v Speaker 1>the first one being the name of our child, shout out.

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<v Speaker 2>To Poppy's unborn Poppy yet to be born.

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<v Speaker 1>And then apparently I don't remember doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>That starts the sentence with a para.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it was first brought to my attention whilst I

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<v Speaker 1>was in a gojak, which is a taxi in Ballei.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the front seat and Laura sit me

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<v Speaker 1>behind me, taps me on the shoulder. This is on

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<v Speaker 1>a Wednesday, the day which our podcast comes out, and

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<v Speaker 1>she says, did you mention that Britt was getting married

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<v Speaker 1>in Bali? And I was like, no, no, I don't recall.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I would definitely not do that, did I?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was like my initial reaction was just no,

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<v Speaker 1>like Blake.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you got her back yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you've got even though you're like, I'm not sure,

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<v Speaker 3>You've still got to be like, I definitely didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>So just in case you definitely didn't do that, you're

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<v Speaker 3>like to.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like that was close. And then Laura

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<v Speaker 1>was like, we've just had a couple of people message

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<v Speaker 1>us saying that they heard that BRIT's getting married from

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, the Lifers were a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>off it because they feel like far part of the fart.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like part of the family, feel like part

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<v Speaker 3>of the family over there at Life. I'm cut and

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<v Speaker 3>then we've.

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<v Speaker 2>Gone, You've gone.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not taking any I was like, my message to

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<v Speaker 3>Laura was like, We'll do whatever it takes.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it me or was it you? I think it

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<v Speaker 2>was a combination. Was it who was it? I think

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was me. I think I was

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<v Speaker 2>that was you. It was definitely no.

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<v Speaker 3>I had mentioned it previously, but not as much detail

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<v Speaker 3>as you bullshit we have evidence.

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<v Speaker 2>Please play the tape. Play the tape for the man.

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<v Speaker 1>Put forward the case to not bring the kids to Bali.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you're going for a special going for.

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<v Speaker 1>Bris wedding over Bali, I think I think that's public.

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<v Speaker 2>This would be out while time's over. Yeah, actually will

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<v Speaker 2>be shit good one, Matt, good one. That's Ai. That

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<v Speaker 2>is a I. I've been framed.

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<v Speaker 3>I've put that in there to frame you. I just

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to ruffle the feathers a little bit. Okay, No

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't. You just said that all on your right.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's not the first time we mentioned it. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>certain that we should we shut.

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<v Speaker 2>The fuck up. Did we mention it? What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to get you more. Okay. It humors me

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<v Speaker 2>when you're in trouble and it's not me, because.

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<v Speaker 3>To be quite honest, I thought it would be me

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<v Speaker 3>that would suck up most things.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did I do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I thought everyone knew that I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to Balley right, people I knew.

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<v Speaker 2>People I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the world's worst kept secret. Like we all knew

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<v Speaker 3>it was getting married. Like when an influence is like

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<v Speaker 3>I got something big coming. People are like, we don't care,

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<v Speaker 3>just when it's done, tell us. Yeah, Like it was

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<v Speaker 3>like everyone went quiet on socials.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>So I do want to apologize to brit for potentially

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<v Speaker 1>destroying the surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say its just play along with me along, Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>We whoa. We are so sorry for what we've done.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry that Matt, sorry that you're You're making this

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<v Speaker 2>the worst apology. We are sorry. Look, if I wasn't sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't have said.

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<v Speaker 3>To Laura or I said to Jess with Laura in

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<v Speaker 3>the same group conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how that works. Do whatever Laura would like us

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<v Speaker 2>to do, do whatever it takes. That's how sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>And Jess, thank you to you for jumping on this

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<v Speaker 1>situation quickly in Japan on your holiday with terrible time

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<v Speaker 1>to jump back at work.

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<v Speaker 2>We apologize again.

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<v Speaker 1>We apologize for that ashn I chilling voices, but also

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<v Speaker 1>do just want to say not that we would ever

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<v Speaker 1>want to do this again.

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<v Speaker 2>It was purely an accident. But those download numbers through

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<v Speaker 2>the Wow, we need more inside information WikiLeaks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah so, and also thanks to the listeners as well,

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<v Speaker 1>because I think there was a few people in the

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook group as well. When I said it's a technical problem,

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, mate, technically you fucked up. And they didn't ruin

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<v Speaker 3>the surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know I had to. I was upset. I

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<v Speaker 1>was upset, you know, to Laura. You know, I had

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<v Speaker 1>to like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>And I even sent you an encouraging message. It's been like,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all good, bro. People make mistakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, I'm like, what an idiot? How was Let's move on?

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<v Speaker 3>So you went to Bali for a wedding of we

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<v Speaker 3>allowed to talk about it now, Britt's wedding, which is

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<v Speaker 3>Laura's co host on Life on Cut and Laura Laura,

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<v Speaker 3>Laura is your current.

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<v Speaker 1>Wife, beautiful wife, Laura. She was actually already in Bali

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<v Speaker 1>for work for work, and so I was joining her,

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<v Speaker 1>flying over with the kids. And there are lots of

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<v Speaker 1>options on solo with the kids. And you're a good dad,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. You are one in a million. And these

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<v Speaker 1>decisions what flight to book, these are decisions that I

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<v Speaker 1>agonize over. Okay, okay, because the option was ash do.

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<v Speaker 2>I fly do go quanas? Nice plane? You get food?

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<v Speaker 1>Issue is is she is the flight arrives quite late.

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<v Speaker 1>You're getting into Bali at lad ten eleven Jetstar version.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all the same. You get them too late. So

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<v Speaker 1>by the time you go through customs, once you get

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<v Speaker 1>in the taxi.

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<v Speaker 2>There is a six am Jet Stuff flight. Too early.

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<v Speaker 2>Early there is a ten o'clock Garuda flight. There was

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<v Speaker 2>a ten o'clock I rocked up.

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<v Speaker 1>This is on my socials, but I rocked up and

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, flights canceled.

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<v Speaker 2>That fucks fucking ran. I ran.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, if you don't want to accept a new flight,

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<v Speaker 1>which is tomorrow morning, you can get a full refund.

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<v Speaker 1>So I knew there was a Virgin flight in the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>I fucking sprinted. I was like Usain Bolt across the

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<v Speaker 1>airport because Virgin was at one end, Garuda was the other.

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<v Speaker 1>I had Marley and Lola under both arms. I get

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<v Speaker 1>to Virgin. There's no one there except for six women.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and then as I get to that checking desk,

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<v Speaker 1>they say, I cannot believe we just got the last

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<v Speaker 1>seats on that flight.

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<v Speaker 2>And they turn around and I just go, are you

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<v Speaker 2>fucking kidding? I shouldn't have sworn?

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<v Speaker 3>And Marley and Lola were like, are we not going

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<v Speaker 3>to see mummy and I'm like no, because they booked

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<v Speaker 3>the last tickets. Did one of those one of those

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<v Speaker 3>women be like at least show some sort of empathy,

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<v Speaker 3>you know where they were they were, they were like

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<v Speaker 3>it was it was a week like.

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<v Speaker 2>They were. I could tell.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked in their eyes and they were upset that

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<v Speaker 1>they had Because I'm standing there with my two children.

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<v Speaker 2>They're both balling, being.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, we're not going to go on holiday and I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not, because they have ruined it for us.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>And then do you know what? Do you know what

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<v Speaker 1>made matters worse? When I got home, I had to

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<v Speaker 1>get back in the taxi, had to get home. The

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<v Speaker 1>taxi driver was like, oh, the card machine's not working,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I tapped again and he's like, no, it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>Tap again.

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<v Speaker 1>I got charged five times my fucking time. He's gotcha.

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<v Speaker 2>I want one of those ATM machines, just walk around

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<v Speaker 2>town with it. What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I looked at my statement and I remember the time

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I think I think you've charged me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gone through, guys. Now it hasn't gone through.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fled the country. Now, I mean anyway. So then

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<v Speaker 1>the next morning was up at three am back to Garuda.

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<v Speaker 1>Long story short. I don't want to go on about,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, my situation. But the computers were down. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, it's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Two hour wait.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a small chance ash that I went into the

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<v Speaker 1>business line.

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<v Speaker 2>To skip the queue a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Why were you in business, don't you?

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<v Speaker 2>Dad? No, but don't wink at me. The wait was very.

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<v Speaker 1>Long, Okay, I would I'm with two kids. They had

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the toilet, so I had to leave

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<v Speaker 1>the queue to go to the toilet. And I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to try and weed the my way

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<v Speaker 1>back like halfway into the queue.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just jumped into the business queue and yeah, great,

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<v Speaker 2>how did that go? It's great, really good. You skipped

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<v Speaker 2>the whole line. Yes, I I didn't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to go on too much about like

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<v Speaker 1>that line at the checking desk, because people like you

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<v Speaker 1>were straight to the front.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't condone. It worked. It did like it, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it worked. I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, I've got a little hack fee now. Actually, now

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<v Speaker 3>let's jog my memory. I was coming back from what

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<v Speaker 3>was I going back from Brisbane and you know when

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<v Speaker 3>you get to security and the normal line Love Brisbane,

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<v Speaker 3>and then the priority line. Who I was with Matt Veach,

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<v Speaker 3>you're on your trouble here. If they figure you out,

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<v Speaker 3>you could just go in the priority line because they

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<v Speaker 3>don't actually check your boarding paths until you're scanning onto

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<v Speaker 3>the plane.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've been I have tried to jump into the

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<v Speaker 1>primary line and they've checked my boarding past and said no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>We got yelled at that time. Yeah we got yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we take all of that back. Yeah, but it'll worked

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<v Speaker 2>this time.

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<v Speaker 3>But so you went straight to the front of the line,

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<v Speaker 3>all gravy, straight through.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just focus on the fact that, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>had two kids and by myself. Yeah, and the grid

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<v Speaker 1>of flight was good. My mom was like, who are

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<v Speaker 1>you flying with Garuda? They had a crash last month

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<v Speaker 1>for people died. They had one of the worst track

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<v Speaker 1>records of plane crashes out of all our lines.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like I just changed it to air Asia.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, why the fuck are you telling me this? Nan,

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<v Speaker 2>my mum the world's biggest warrior.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, but we got there and and my sister

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<v Speaker 1>actually said, you just stopped complaining because I did a video.

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<v Speaker 2>We got we a complaint.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in a villa and there was construction. The pool

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<v Speaker 1>and restaurant was being built next door. We were like

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<v Speaker 1>the last villa next to the construction site. And they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a bit of noise, just a bit. There was

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<v Speaker 1>jack hammering every and there's.

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<v Speaker 2>No sound insulation, bali whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 3>Those rooms are just just mate like there's like no

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<v Speaker 3>in or or outer wall.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just the way it is.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a nightmare, but just quickly with the going

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<v Speaker 3>to the bathroom with both you had both kids and

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<v Speaker 3>you're the only parent. I think it's really funny when

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<v Speaker 3>I have to go to the bathroom and I have

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<v Speaker 3>to drag them along with me. It was like you

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<v Speaker 3>stand there while I go to the bathroom on the plane. No,

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<v Speaker 3>just just wherever you're with both kids on time and

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<v Speaker 3>you have to wait for a change, and the men's

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<v Speaker 3>toilets suck. They come in there and they're like his

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<v Speaker 3>place stinks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, up against the walls, Like what's up

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<v Speaker 2>on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>On the plane. If you've flown with both kids, have

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<v Speaker 1>you done that before?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god alone, Oh my god, when would I

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<v Speaker 3>have had to do that you tell me, bro, well,

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<v Speaker 3>my wife doesn't work overseas.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you've never flown solo with both kids?

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<v Speaker 1>No, oh, I feel like you just This is the

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<v Speaker 1>equivalent of a dad saying I've never changed an happy No, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Not whoa whoa you're about dad, I'm not part of

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<v Speaker 3>the three percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you know, I'm not. You live, I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm flying this afternoon alone. Just bring the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>The most stressful moment ash on those flights, okay, is

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<v Speaker 1>when you have to go to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to do a yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I also I got they moved my flight and

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<v Speaker 1>I it was weird because I talked about the sitting arrangement.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, And I was like, do you go like,

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<v Speaker 1>because Garuda is two four and two, do you go

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<v Speaker 1>four in the middle? And I was like, wouldn't it

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<v Speaker 1>be funny if you had two and like the window

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<v Speaker 1>aisle and then you're then across the other aisle dream

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<v Speaker 1>And they must have heard me. That's the seats that

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<v Speaker 1>we got. I couldn't move my seats. They were like,

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<v Speaker 1>here's your seats and I was like, oh, I'm separate

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<v Speaker 1>to the kids, and they were like fuck fuck ed,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like.

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<v Speaker 2>I was, it was. It was anyone wondering terrible, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>because they're just doing whatever they like over there. And

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<v Speaker 2>Lola has a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little like screen in front of her seat and she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the screen's broken, and you're like God, reaching over and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to help her out. But yeah, going then to

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet and like trying to be as quick in

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<v Speaker 1>the fishing as you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Leave the door open, care like holding it open, then.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming back and being like will they still be there?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because like they're unsupervised.

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<v Speaker 1>A lady rode in and was like she was flying

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<v Speaker 1>with her daughter. Her daughter was asleep. She went to

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet and the daughter woke up and thought the

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<v Speaker 1>plane had landed. New people had gotten on and.

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<v Speaker 2>Woke up and was like, it's like a home alone situation,

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<v Speaker 2>but we made it there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, thett a bit of noise, but it was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a lovely holiday, a lovely wedding as well. Thankfully

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<v Speaker 1>no paparazzi had rocked up and didn't get gay crashed

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<v Speaker 1>by Life on Cut fans who knew where it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good, that's good Prime time for Bali too, isn't

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<v Speaker 3>that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely busy, lovely fuck did the traffic was purraffic and

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<v Speaker 1>BALI don't get me started.

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<v Speaker 2>That's brutal.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to Yanni a babysitter. Shout out to Yanni, nanny, sorry, nanny,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to bring me back and just have weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and I were like, could we have in touch

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<v Speaker 1>with immigration?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yanni was like, oh, so, who's your nanny back home

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<v Speaker 1>in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>You are, here's a one way ticket to Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very, very sad to wave goodbye to you

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<v Speaker 1>and returning back to this fucking hell whole of a city.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good to have you back. It is cold.

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<v Speaker 3>It is cold here compared to Barley wearing a beanie.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, dude, like like John Butler treo over here,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. I don't know that's but there's things you've missed.

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<v Speaker 2>There's things you've missed.

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<v Speaker 3>Around here that I want to enlighten you about. Go on, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The first one is I think I think my I'm

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<v Speaker 3>calling Macy the Silent Assassin.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she's sort of getting to that.

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<v Speaker 3>Age now where she's halfway through three and she's a

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<v Speaker 3>bit of a threeen ager.

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<v Speaker 1>Three is the toughest, say three ager.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, she's really quiet, as we know. But that's

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<v Speaker 3>a problem because she seems to be always up to

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<v Speaker 3>no good.

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<v Speaker 2>But silently.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm concerned because Oscar easy easy to figure out

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<v Speaker 3>what he's doing because he doesn't stop yapping.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's committing a crime and someone okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>If someone's committing a crime and they haven't stopped talking

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<v Speaker 3>to through the whole crime, it's Oscar, okay, because he

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't shut up. Macy not so much. You sort of

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<v Speaker 3>walk in on her doing devious things all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>And I kept walking around the house and finding headless

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<v Speaker 3>lego men hear me out weird. Yeah, at first I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, there's a lego body just on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a crime scene, or is it?

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<v Speaker 3>And I kept finding them all over the place, to

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<v Speaker 3>the point where I had torsos no heads, that's all.

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<v Speaker 2>Through the house. The dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I thought maybe they're just I don't know, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>King George lives here. I don't know, like fuck, like

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<v Speaker 3>just bodies scattered good head wat.

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<v Speaker 2>Little ancient history joke from you there, Thank you. King

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<v Speaker 2>George didn't even laugh. You fuck her? You're like, you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't say which king George.

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<v Speaker 3>Kick the fifth? I don't know fuck one that would

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<v Speaker 3>be head? Whatever is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Do I look like a history teacher's being on? Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>the one that be headed?

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody? Don't? Sorry, didn't they when they all be headers?

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<v Speaker 2>Henry the eighth? Thank you? Jes Jess is informing us

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<v Speaker 2>she's googled that for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I kept finding these bodies everywhere, and and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, where are all the heads?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's doing what with the heads? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Macy has a toy kitchen. You know, there's big toy kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>She's always making food. She brings it out here, not

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<v Speaker 3>real food, like fake food anyway, So I want to

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<v Speaker 3>show you.

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<v Speaker 2>Her kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, okay, what are those tribes ash where they

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<v Speaker 1>they like they shrink the heads?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it Papa Guinea? What what do they do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Track me the microwave?

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<v Speaker 1>There's like these tribes they like shrink the hang on.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just want that really quickly. No, yes, so

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<v Speaker 1>the Amazonian tribes. So I don't like if you're from

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<v Speaker 1>Pupping Guinea, didn't mean to attack you there, accuse you

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<v Speaker 1>of something you're not doing but they would shrink the heads.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they put it in vinegar. You watch Ripley's believe.

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<v Speaker 3>It or not.

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<v Speaker 2>I know how i'd dispose of a body.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I've just passed this on to Macy, the serial

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<v Speaker 3>killer of the household anyway, So I've gone to her kitchen, yep, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>And in her kitchen she has a fake microwave. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>get you to just press play on this and you'll

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<v Speaker 3>notice something else in the video as.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that she's stashing in there from previous episodes. What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>What do we got? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>This is like a graveyard of a serial killer.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's pulling the heads off the lego, leaving the

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<v Speaker 3>torsos throughout the house, storing the heads in a makeshift cot.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like darb in the microwave. Who's that serial kill Dama?

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<v Speaker 2>You remember him? Wasn't that Jeffrey Dahma?

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<v Speaker 3>Dama? Macy Dama. You've got what's next to it? Eclipsement

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<v Speaker 3>If you're not familiar. Macy is addicted to eclipse mints,

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<v Speaker 3>and we spoke about this a long time ago, where

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<v Speaker 3>she's an addict. I catch her climbing all sorts of

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<v Speaker 3>furniture to get to eclipse mints. But she's got a

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<v Speaker 3>stash of eclipse mints what in her microwave.

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<v Speaker 2>Along with the heads of all the lego. Wow, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot to unpack here. There's a lot to unpack.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we concerned? Absolutely? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was concerned when I found all the book flaps

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<v Speaker 3>under the bed. Remember this is this is another staty.

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<v Speaker 3>Any psychologists listening in, what does this mean? What does

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<v Speaker 3>this mean for Macy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Red flags? I think.

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<v Speaker 3>So.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact is.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got like an m O like most serial killers have,

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<v Speaker 3>which is pop the head, discard the body where wherever.

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<v Speaker 2>She's and she wants to keep something to remember them

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<v Speaker 2>by just keeping it, and then she puts it in there.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's her whole Oh my god. So I'm concerned.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll keep you posting sleep with one io.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't know. I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I put that back confront her. I will be don't

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<v Speaker 3>you worry, like with the book thing, and she ran

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<v Speaker 3>like a proper criminal to you right now, she will

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<v Speaker 3>be Leganette. Anyway, that's one thing you've missed, and the

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<v Speaker 3>second thing you've missed is and I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>this is a known hack but I April has taught

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<v Speaker 3>the kids something that I thought was genius and I

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<v Speaker 3>want to see what you think and whether you do it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'll just explain it to you and then i'll

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<v Speaker 3>show you the little video and for the listeners of course,

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<v Speaker 3>because this is an audio medium. It is winter, as

0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:56.679
<v Speaker 3>you know here in Australia, it is winter, and it

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<v Speaker 3>does get cold in winter, believe it or not. Really,

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<v Speaker 3>so we're talking multiple layers on adults and children of clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any heater in your house? Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>in the kids room. What do you have? It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like an oil heater, that's all. We've got.

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus christro and no insulation under the floor and it's

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<v Speaker 3>just timber flooring.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like walking on ice.

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<v Speaker 3>I have never been cold, like properly cold until living

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<v Speaker 3>until now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also I feel like when you get older, you

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<v Speaker 2>get colder. Yeah, that's that's the thing too. And also

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<v Speaker 2>you've dropped a bit of weight. That's just some shreddy

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<v Speaker 2>just not eating. What was I doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's cold, so multiple layers and sometimes that would

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<v Speaker 3>include of a long sleeve shirt with a long sleeve

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<v Speaker 3>jumper and when you put a jumper on over a

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<v Speaker 3>long sleeve.

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<v Speaker 1>What happens? Okay, so this is one thing that kids hate.

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<v Speaker 1>The sleeve of the T shirt will.

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<v Speaker 2>Then ride up. Yes, and.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's I don't know why, it's just so

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<v Speaker 1>triggering for kids when it happens. Trier girl this morning

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<v Speaker 1>with Lola put the jumper on, and she's very sensory,

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<v Speaker 1>and when that happens, when it was riding up, it

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<v Speaker 1>was like she had a scorpion under her jumper.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, God, duddy, I'm going to solve this

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<v Speaker 3>problem for you. Well, April, my wife is going to

0:23:15.200 --> 0:23:18.399
<v Speaker 3>solve this for you. This is Oscar this morning putting

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<v Speaker 3>on his little raincoat jacket thing over a long sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this better be good. She's cracked the code.

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<v Speaker 2>See what she's done there. Oscar pulls the sleeve up

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<v Speaker 2>to the palm of his hand.

0:23:28.720 --> 0:23:31.160
<v Speaker 3>He puts a finger over it so his hand can

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<v Speaker 3>still go through, and once he gets through, its close enough.

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<v Speaker 3>He lets go and the sleeve ends up perfectly where

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<v Speaker 3>the sleeve is.

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<v Speaker 2>What does Oscar think of this hack?

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<v Speaker 3>He does it on his own. He's learnt it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not just here do this, it's like, here, do this,

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<v Speaker 3>and he just continues.

0:23:48.080 --> 0:23:50.359
<v Speaker 2>To do it. He did that without anyone even asking.

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<v Speaker 1>If only kids out there would know about this hack,

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<v Speaker 1>the amount of trauma that would be reduced in the

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<v Speaker 1>lives of young children all around the country, especially now

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<v Speaker 1>being winter, even.

0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:03.240
<v Speaker 2>Around the world old seasons are a world. Is this

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<v Speaker 2>the best hack that we've ever had? I think it

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<v Speaker 2>might be.

0:24:06.480 --> 0:24:09.080
<v Speaker 3>I think it's the most simplest, cost effective.

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<v Speaker 2>How can we monetize this, jess Jessica, you're about to

0:24:13.240 --> 0:24:18.680
<v Speaker 2>say something? Oh, Jesse, hang on, this rich coming from

0:24:18.680 --> 0:24:23.280
<v Speaker 2>someone with their kids? Are we dumb? Ash? Maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this something that is just such common knowledge that

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<v Speaker 1>it's almost laughable.

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<v Speaker 2>That we don't know? Yeah? I hope so? Is this

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<v Speaker 2>be hilarious?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we just we effectively told people to tie their

0:24:37.200 --> 0:24:39.199
<v Speaker 1>shoelacers before leaving the house?

0:24:39.359 --> 0:24:41.359
<v Speaker 2>Is that I always done after I leave the house?

0:24:43.920 --> 0:24:47.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we'll find out. Let us know.

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<v Speaker 1>If this is such common knowledge that it's laughable that

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<v Speaker 1>we're telling you about it, we will withhold informing you

0:24:55.119 --> 0:24:56.080
<v Speaker 1>about any more hacks.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, nah, I think this is great. I think

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<v Speaker 3>a life changing.

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<v Speaker 1>I think too, And I want to be responsible for

0:25:09.320 --> 0:25:13.879
<v Speaker 1>expanding the knowledge of parents not just in Australia again

0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:17.119
<v Speaker 1>all around the world. Right now, we will be responsible

0:25:17.160 --> 0:25:19.520
<v Speaker 1>for improving the lives of so many.

0:25:19.400 --> 0:25:20.639
<v Speaker 2>So many.

0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:23.560
<v Speaker 3>And I will say we could get it from the

0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:25.159
<v Speaker 3>horse's mouth because we are going to call.

0:25:25.000 --> 0:25:27.480
<v Speaker 2>April about a separate issue later on the track.

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<v Speaker 3>Later in this episode we can talk to about what

0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:31.960
<v Speaker 3>other information is she withholding from us?

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<v Speaker 2>So if you stick around then you might find out.

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<v Speaker 2>How's a fucking good tease? Do you want to do around? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Math, sorry, yes, Matthew. It is time for one of

0:25:45.600 --> 0:25:49.240
<v Speaker 3>our favorite segments. I'd say arguably the favorite, the favorite,

0:25:49.240 --> 0:25:53.280
<v Speaker 3>and I would say the song is Aria Award nominee potential.

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<v Speaker 2>Well said, let's play it.

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<v Speaker 3>You dosly regression.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want sou just tell me what your parent?

0:26:10.359 --> 0:26:14.359
<v Speaker 3>Do you want my crand party at the shirts. You

0:26:14.440 --> 0:26:19.439
<v Speaker 3>don't want advance from strangers, Go and tell me what

0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:20.680
<v Speaker 3>is your parent?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we gonna have any tap on the shoulders from

0:26:26.400 --> 0:26:30.359
<v Speaker 1>the record the record the record label to say hey, we're.

0:26:30.240 --> 0:26:32.960
<v Speaker 3>Just showing that jumperhack and they'll back right off and

0:26:33.080 --> 0:26:34.760
<v Speaker 3>they're like, you gave us something.

0:26:34.880 --> 0:26:36.400
<v Speaker 1>We do not want to go to court with these

0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:38.440
<v Speaker 1>these guys.

0:26:39.720 --> 0:26:41.080
<v Speaker 2>This is my favorite segment.

0:26:41.160 --> 0:26:45.040
<v Speaker 1>It is, of course parents just it's an opportunity for

0:26:45.240 --> 0:26:47.880
<v Speaker 1>any parents out there, not just myself and Ash, but

0:26:47.960 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 1>for all the listeners to just get something off their

0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:54.120
<v Speaker 1>chest that is grinding their gears, making them a little

0:26:54.119 --> 0:26:57.120
<v Speaker 1>bit off, making themselves a little bit frustrated. You need

0:26:57.160 --> 0:27:01.919
<v Speaker 1>to give these situations, O gen well said.

0:27:02.200 --> 0:27:05.080
<v Speaker 2>I will say, you really teed that up. We had

0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:05.600
<v Speaker 2>a great one.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, go from Hugh. Hello, Hugh, Hugh from the Facebook group. Ah,

0:27:14.640 --> 0:27:15.640
<v Speaker 3>you from the Facebook grof.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're not in the Facebook group, it's on Facebook.

0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:19.720
<v Speaker 2>He's in there. He's in there. If you want to

0:27:19.720 --> 0:27:24.440
<v Speaker 2>hang out with you, who's in there? He isn't there? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>In the group?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay from Hugh. This is Hugh's pay rant. Daycare centers

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:36.920
<v Speaker 1>charging you normal day rates on a public holiday when

0:27:36.960 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 1>they are closed has to be the.

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<v Speaker 2>Biggest pyramid scheme going around. First of all pyramid scheme.

0:27:45.280 --> 0:27:45.680
<v Speaker 2>No or.

0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:47.920
<v Speaker 1>He goes on to say, the poor parents with kids

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<v Speaker 1>booked in for Mondays and Fridays.

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<v Speaker 2>Are suffering a great injustice.

0:27:52.520 --> 0:27:55.439
<v Speaker 3>I feel like we definitely have talked about this before,

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<v Speaker 3>but I wasn't a rant.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like just in passing I feel like a

0:28:00.359 --> 0:28:01.080
<v Speaker 2>long time ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just clarify that this is not attack on the

0:28:05.040 --> 0:28:07.400
<v Speaker 1>daycare teachers, the staff.

0:28:07.720 --> 0:28:13.720
<v Speaker 3>No, the staff are the backbone them, rural doctors, dentists, mechanics,

0:28:14.080 --> 0:28:15.600
<v Speaker 3>the backbone of our nation.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an attack on the system. Fuck the system, man,

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<v Speaker 2>the system.

0:28:23.400 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's got to be it's got to be

0:28:26.000 --> 0:28:27.000
<v Speaker 1>a fucking joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Right period. Scheme is the wrong scheme.

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<v Speaker 3>That's I feel like the daycares aren't going out to

0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:35.639
<v Speaker 3>other daycares giving them this idea and they're growing in numbers.

0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:38.080
<v Speaker 2>That's what a pyramid scheme is, right, correct. This is

0:28:38.080 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 2>a general scheme scheme. This is a ripoff scheme. This

0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:45.160
<v Speaker 2>is a ripoff scheme. Match, this is a this is

0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:48.560
<v Speaker 2>a gas light scheme, if you will, it's a gas

0:28:48.640 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 2>lighting ripoff scheme.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm aware orchestrated by system, the system, the daycare

0:28:55.800 --> 0:28:56.840
<v Speaker 3>system of Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to know what happens in other countries. But here,

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<v Speaker 1>if you were booked in on a day that as

0:29:02.320 --> 0:29:05.040
<v Speaker 1>a public holiday, they still charge you full rates. You're

0:29:05.080 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 1>still paying for it. How the hell does that work?

0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:13.040
<v Speaker 1>When I was previously we had the kids and on

0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:16.800
<v Speaker 1>a Monday and a Friday. Man, it was it didn't

0:29:17.160 --> 0:29:20.200
<v Speaker 1>make any sense, Ash, I reckon, pet parents have something

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:23.760
<v Speaker 1>to do with it. Hundreds of dollars every single year wasted.

0:29:24.320 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what is the answer here? How how can

0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:29.920
<v Speaker 1>they get away with such blatant ripoffery.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, let's well, I think we should get in touched

0:29:32.640 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 3>with someone who might know who was working.

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<v Speaker 2>We used to work for this. Just give my beautiful

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:52.440
<v Speaker 2>You're like, sorry, I won't answer it. She's a busy Hello, darling,

0:29:52.480 --> 0:29:52.880
<v Speaker 2>how are.

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<v Speaker 3>You good what you're doing working?

0:29:57.960 --> 0:29:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, you're not working for a daycare, are you?

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:04.200
<v Speaker 2>You're not? No, I don't worry. There's a dumb joke

0:30:04.240 --> 0:30:04.560
<v Speaker 2>from it.

0:30:05.320 --> 0:30:08.440
<v Speaker 3>We had a parent message in with a rant, and

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to give you some context on the

0:30:10.280 --> 0:30:16.520
<v Speaker 3>rant and you having previous work experience at a childcare center.

0:30:16.520 --> 0:30:18.360
<v Speaker 2>Also, you have children in my room, April.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just confirm how long did you work as

0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:21.840
<v Speaker 1>an early educator?

0:30:22.960 --> 0:30:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 4>I think like seven or eight years?

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:29.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, wow, wow, almost a decade. Yeah.

0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:33.520
<v Speaker 3>She used to get sick so much because oh my god,

0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:35.560
<v Speaker 3>Like she would come home and she'd be like, oh,

0:30:35.600 --> 0:30:36.520
<v Speaker 3>one of the kids was sick.

0:30:36.560 --> 0:30:38.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, great, now I'm going to be sick. Here

0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:40.040
<v Speaker 2>we go again. And when I got sacked from every

0:30:40.080 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 2>job I had the question the rant.

0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 3>Is that these childcare.

0:30:45.760 --> 0:30:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Centers, the system as we call them.

0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:53.280
<v Speaker 3>Are charging people still for public holidays when they're closed.

0:30:53.320 --> 0:30:56.920
<v Speaker 2>Do you know why that might be? Uh?

0:30:57.000 --> 0:30:59.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think because you still have to pay the staff.

0:30:59.440 --> 0:31:03.640
<v Speaker 2>So you're paying. It's like it's like a voting for

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 2>the day because the stuff still get paid. But they

0:31:06.480 --> 0:31:07.160
<v Speaker 2>want to get paid.

0:31:07.280 --> 0:31:09.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because if it wasn't a public holiday, they would

0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:12.240
<v Speaker 3>be working, right, So the I mean, I know they're

0:31:12.240 --> 0:31:14.200
<v Speaker 3>probably like, we would work, but bullshit?

0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Is it justifier? Though? But but you're not. We're not.

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:21.520
<v Speaker 2>We're not using the daycare though it's closed.

0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:26.520
<v Speaker 4>Well, fun fact, the day care that we just moved

0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:30.520
<v Speaker 4>from now means he's only casually there now offers free

0:31:30.560 --> 0:31:33.000
<v Speaker 4>public holiday casual days to replace the day that you

0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:36.120
<v Speaker 4>paid for and it just started when we've already left

0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:37.160
<v Speaker 4>that one get lost.

0:31:37.920 --> 0:31:39.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah okay, so hang on a minute.

0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:42.959
<v Speaker 3>So if okay, every kid that would be there on

0:31:43.000 --> 0:31:46.200
<v Speaker 3>the Monday they just gone, would get a free casual

0:31:46.280 --> 0:31:48.600
<v Speaker 3>day at any time to use down the track.

0:31:49.480 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wow, is this a government thing or just no.

0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 4>I think some centers did it. Ours definitely didn't until

0:31:57.000 --> 0:31:58.360
<v Speaker 4>we left and then they decided.

0:31:58.080 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 2>They'll do that.

0:31:58.720 --> 0:32:02.720
<v Speaker 1>And to that center, we commend you. We do your bravery.

0:32:03.560 --> 0:32:06.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah wow, not being compliant with a system that is

0:32:06.920 --> 0:32:10.040
<v Speaker 3>destroying families all around the country. Just breaking away from

0:32:10.080 --> 0:32:13.120
<v Speaker 3>the stigma that is it's the system.

0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:16.880
<v Speaker 4>Weirdly, like, I don't think you get charged on like

0:32:16.960 --> 0:32:18.040
<v Speaker 4>Christmas Day and stuff.

0:32:18.080 --> 0:32:19.120
<v Speaker 2>If that's a public that.

0:32:19.080 --> 0:32:21.760
<v Speaker 3>Would just be on Christmas, like, wouldn't it. Yeah, where's

0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:24.760
<v Speaker 3>your Christmas spirit? Here's a bill they thought a head

0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:26.760
<v Speaker 3>for that one? Right? What else did we want to

0:32:26.760 --> 0:32:28.680
<v Speaker 3>ask her that we were just talking about before?

0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, who taught you the jumper hack?

0:32:32.520 --> 0:32:35.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yes, I have no idea.

0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:39.120
<v Speaker 4>Maybe I got taught it. Maybe it's a generational thing.

0:32:39.000 --> 0:32:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I've been taught. Poppa's got something to do with it,

0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:44.080
<v Speaker 2>for sure. Yeah, Papa would be able.

0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:46.200
<v Speaker 4>To it as a kid and whatnot.

0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:48.560
<v Speaker 3>So Papa would be able to tuck that in and

0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:50.960
<v Speaker 3>somehow land a hanky in there at the same time.

0:32:51.080 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 4>Is it not known? It's a universal hack?

0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:53.840
<v Speaker 2>Isn't it? Just?

0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:58.480
<v Speaker 1>I put Lolla's jumper on this morning and it rolled

0:32:58.520 --> 0:32:59.520
<v Speaker 1>up the sleeves underneath.

0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:03.400
<v Speaker 2>We had his tantrums. I didn't know about it until now.

0:33:04.080 --> 0:33:04.760
<v Speaker 2>Well now you do.

0:33:04.880 --> 0:33:05.479
<v Speaker 4>You're welcome.

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:08.760
<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Thank you, Papa, I'll say, because that seems

0:33:08.880 --> 0:33:09.720
<v Speaker 3>very proper, like.

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Probably all right, well April, what are you wearing? I mean,

0:33:15.320 --> 0:33:19.280
<v Speaker 2>I'll see you later, all right, love you you later.

0:33:19.280 --> 0:33:22.160
<v Speaker 2>I have good day. Love you, love you, love you,

0:33:22.200 --> 0:33:27.760
<v Speaker 2>bye bye. You hang up one, two, three, you go

0:33:27.840 --> 0:33:32.320
<v Speaker 2>by bye. Oh my god, you guys are so adorable.

0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

0:33:33.680 --> 0:33:40.720
<v Speaker 3>I sh se, well there you go. So I say,

0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:42.680
<v Speaker 3>fair rant on that pair.

0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Rant, See what did you do? Just shake it ahead.

0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:52.719
<v Speaker 2>You've missed this. I say, that's fair rant.

0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:56.280
<v Speaker 3>And hopefully they can suggest to their childcare center that

0:33:56.880 --> 0:33:59.680
<v Speaker 3>others are doing this and that's actually a pyramid scheme.

0:33:59.720 --> 0:34:03.080
<v Speaker 1>Then if you're if you're a daycare listening in, if

0:34:03.080 --> 0:34:07.480
<v Speaker 1>you're like a daycare ceo, just think about it, Okay.

0:34:07.240 --> 0:34:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Think about who you're hurting. Yeah, with your government mandated legislation,

0:34:14.480 --> 0:34:17.480
<v Speaker 2>they're like, our hands are tired, but we'll give you

0:34:17.520 --> 0:34:19.880
<v Speaker 2>three days. If that's what you want. That's you should.

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:21.879
<v Speaker 2>We go into some questions to finish off today.

0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've got some questions here. Ash and we have

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:27.320
<v Speaker 1>recently been doing a little segment in the listener question.

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:33.120
<v Speaker 1>We have been doing fucking Jesus can't talk, Yes, Ash

0:34:33.160 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 1>we should, And we've been doing the last couple of weeks,

0:34:37.120 --> 0:34:41.399
<v Speaker 1>we've been doing like our top three it and one

0:34:41.440 --> 0:34:44.440
<v Speaker 1>that really kicked off was things you Shouldn't Say to

0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:44.960
<v Speaker 1>a parent?

0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:48.879
<v Speaker 3>And the list is it really is endless, Like there's

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:50.799
<v Speaker 3>so many things you shouldn't say to a parent.

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<v Speaker 1>So I thought it would be remiss of us not

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<v Speaker 1>to do things you shouldn't say to a parent.

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<v Speaker 2>Cart I love it. Put some silly music behind that.

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<v Speaker 2>Please do.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you're a bunch of clowns. If you say any

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<v Speaker 3>of this to a parent, thank you. All right, So

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<v Speaker 3>we've got a list here, yeah, and we're going to

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<v Speaker 3>just rattle off a few and then if you've got

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<v Speaker 3>any that you want to share with us, please on

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<v Speaker 3>the Facebook group, Instagram, TikTok, whatever you want to do,

0:35:17.320 --> 0:35:20.879
<v Speaker 3>shout it into the universe and we'll try and pick

0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:21.719
<v Speaker 3>it up and put it in.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely, definitely messages smoke signals. Definitely message us. Please if

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<v Speaker 1>people are like.

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<v Speaker 3>I was screaming out for weeks, I'll hear you go on,

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<v Speaker 3>well here, okay, first one. This one really infuriates me

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<v Speaker 3>when someone tries to resonate with what you're saying by saying,

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<v Speaker 3>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm going to do. I have a dog, so

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<v Speaker 2>I totally understand. No, you do not.

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<v Speaker 3>They think what they're doing is lightening the load on you, saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>we do that too, so you don't feel so abnormal.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't talk to us.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be like someone losing their arm in a

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<v Speaker 1>car accident and going, I know that's like I once

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<v Speaker 1>got a splinter.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I cut my fingernail too short. One day it's

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<v Speaker 3>irritating and you're like, I haven't had a lean. My

0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:13.040
<v Speaker 3>limb is missing. Yeah I did not just say my look,

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<v Speaker 3>it was the next one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it goes so fast, you'll miss this one day.

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking hate when people say that. Don't wish the days,

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<v Speaker 2>admit the messy hands on the walls. One day that'll

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<v Speaker 2>be gone and you miss it. Like when will I

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<v Speaker 2>miss that? Yeah? I don't. I get the premise of it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like you'll miss the like you'll miss the little

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<v Speaker 3>cuddle tomit the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah get that.

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<v Speaker 3>I get that, But I'm wishing I get home and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like it's four o'clock. I'm like, funk, I wish

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<v Speaker 3>it was six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not going to miss like begging my child

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<v Speaker 1>to eat a mouthful of their dinner and then putting

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<v Speaker 1>up with a child that is screaming that it hates

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<v Speaker 1>you because you're trying to wash its hair. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>there's lots of ads a parenting a young child that

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<v Speaker 1>I will definitely not miss, And you trying to say that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm going to miss those parts of parenting.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any people who say that we're not

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking hands on parent?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And it's usually the grandparents saying that sort of shit. Right,

0:37:19.560 --> 0:37:21.840
<v Speaker 3>if a young person says that they've been brainwashed by

0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:24.640
<v Speaker 3>an older person, idiots for sure. All right, Next one,

0:37:24.680 --> 0:37:29.080
<v Speaker 3>which is sort of like similar to the grandparent thing.

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<v Speaker 3>They love to do this one, and I'll try to

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<v Speaker 3>put some context around it.

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<v Speaker 2>For example, if your.

0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:36.080
<v Speaker 3>Child's not sleeping, that's a really it's a low loan

0:37:36.160 --> 0:37:39.520
<v Speaker 3>through that one. And my mum would say it, and

0:37:39.680 --> 0:37:42.319
<v Speaker 3>other mum's mums would say it where they're like.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you tried this? Have you tried putting them in bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, like fuck off, Like it's always that generation you

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<v Speaker 3>do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I've done that a number of any parents out

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<v Speaker 1>there that I've said that too. And this is when

0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:00.759
<v Speaker 1>I had Marley, who was a great sleeper, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, have.

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<v Speaker 2>You tried to swaddle? Swaddling? Try a different dummy? Or

0:38:06.320 --> 0:38:10.560
<v Speaker 2>what we do is we sorry you do? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I have said that. No one's perfect. Don't say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't say have you tried? I know it's a suggestion

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<v Speaker 3>and very lighthearted, but it's usually coming from a place of,

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<v Speaker 3>like I say, from grandparents, where they think whatever they

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<v Speaker 3>say is right just because of their age and their experience.

0:38:26.280 --> 0:38:28.000
<v Speaker 3>It's like, you used to beat kids in your generation.

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<v Speaker 2>You tried beating that kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Just always remind my mom about that, and.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, I never I always say to my parents

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<v Speaker 3>our woodenspoons for cooking. Only when you announce her expecting

0:38:43.840 --> 0:38:47.719
<v Speaker 3>and someone says, oh, were you trying? No, it was

0:38:47.760 --> 0:38:52.400
<v Speaker 3>an accident, starting your business, an abortion, Oh my god.

0:38:52.719 --> 0:38:56.399
<v Speaker 2>It's none of your business. It's like, look, I didn't

0:38:56.440 --> 0:38:58.879
<v Speaker 2>know you were trying. No, you were trying. I didn't

0:38:58.920 --> 0:39:01.319
<v Speaker 2>know that you were mounting her. What's that about? What's

0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:01.760
<v Speaker 2>that about.

0:39:02.239 --> 0:39:06.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it doesn't matter really if you ask me.

0:39:06.640 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 3>But look, we're I think we're all guilty of saying

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<v Speaker 3>that once here and there next one.

0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:14.040
<v Speaker 2>This is just like back in my day.

0:39:16.000 --> 0:39:21.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh, never start a sentence to a parent if you're older.

0:39:22.239 --> 0:39:25.120
<v Speaker 2>I really hate the grandparents. I'm really into it. Sorry,

0:39:25.160 --> 0:39:28.120
<v Speaker 2>pop up and my parents. I guess they exist too.

0:39:28.080 --> 0:39:30.960
<v Speaker 3>And it's it's like, yeah, back, if you're going to

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<v Speaker 3>start a sentence with back in my day, just back

0:39:33.719 --> 0:39:34.160
<v Speaker 3>right up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to flip this and instead of attacking the

0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:42.600
<v Speaker 1>older generation, I'm going to attack the younger generation. Here

0:39:42.640 --> 0:39:50.280
<v Speaker 1>he is, okay, yeah, I'm becoming more TEENI every week

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:54.920
<v Speaker 1>down down those electric bikes when they and like, this

0:39:55.000 --> 0:39:58.239
<v Speaker 1>doesn't happen as much anymore, but because I dog working

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<v Speaker 1>in office. But if anyone on a Friday or Thursday,

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<v Speaker 1>if they say, have you got any exciting plans for

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend, and I'm like, I'm going to go to

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<v Speaker 1>a park for a couple of hours.

0:40:08.360 --> 0:40:10.759
<v Speaker 2>Well, buy another park for a few hours, and.

0:40:10.719 --> 0:40:13.880
<v Speaker 1>I maybe watched some cartoons with the kids, And that

0:40:14.000 --> 0:40:14.640
<v Speaker 1>is what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Get some broken sleep. I'm gonna yell at a child

0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:18.080
<v Speaker 3>to try and eat all weekend.

0:40:18.200 --> 0:40:19.399
<v Speaker 2>I'll do a couple of loads of washing.

0:40:19.520 --> 0:40:22.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they'll have to follow me everything I do around

0:40:22.239 --> 0:40:25.479
<v Speaker 3>all the time. It's such a good way to be like, hey,

0:40:25.680 --> 0:40:29.680
<v Speaker 3>it really screams have a good shit weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>The weekend just gone. That gurnying that was the highlight. Reprieve.

0:40:35.480 --> 0:40:37.920
<v Speaker 2>That was the highlight, dude. People were like, did you

0:40:37.960 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 2>get up too much?

0:40:38.719 --> 0:40:41.840
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I washed some pavers and that was

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<v Speaker 1>the highlight of my week.

0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:46.920
<v Speaker 2>It was like a holiday fuck. And he's like, came

0:40:46.920 --> 0:40:48.760
<v Speaker 2>near me. I just hit it with the water. Perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>Last one. This is so triggering. This last one's triggering me.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, why do I feel like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Is coming from a grandparent as well or just.

0:41:02.920 --> 0:41:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Someone with older kids.

0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:09.480
<v Speaker 3>They say, if you think this is hard, just wait until.

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<v Speaker 2>I get that.

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<v Speaker 1>All the time with the girls, because they're like, oh,

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:18.280
<v Speaker 1>teenage girls, that's another kettle of fish.

0:41:18.360 --> 0:41:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, especially because you've were all girls.

0:41:21.320 --> 0:41:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I know you want to manage my expectations, but just

0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:25.400
<v Speaker 1>the ignorance is bliss.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I don't want someone being like with Oscar.

0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:29.319
<v Speaker 3>It's like, you think it's hard, now wait till he's

0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:35.960
<v Speaker 3>committing petty crime. Waiting until I'll tell you right now,

0:41:36.080 --> 0:41:40.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm waiting. Maybe they'll lock him up and I'll get

0:41:40.600 --> 0:41:41.800
<v Speaker 3>some real reprieve.

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<v Speaker 1>Ash before we go. I have one very quick question

0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:46.160
<v Speaker 1>that I'd love to ask you.

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<v Speaker 2>On behalf of Gemma. Hello Gemma.

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<v Speaker 1>This was submitted in the Facebook group a number of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago. Jemmy with a JA or Jemmy with the

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:56.799
<v Speaker 1>G Jemmy with the G. Jimmy goff gg good game.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, advice what to do when your toddler comes

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<v Speaker 1>home from daycare and starts pinching you non stop. She

0:42:05.719 --> 0:42:09.600
<v Speaker 1>finds it hilarious. No matter what we try or say, help.

0:42:09.600 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 3>Gemma finds it hilarious or the child finds it hilarious. No,

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:15.759
<v Speaker 3>I think the child or God first of all, Matt,

0:42:15.760 --> 0:42:17.959
<v Speaker 3>we don't give it. You're being assaulted right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, call the police. That's my advice.

0:42:20.400 --> 0:42:24.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, call the police. And sometimes you know, police will

0:42:24.960 --> 0:42:27.880
<v Speaker 1>do like a home visit to try and scare a child.

0:42:28.760 --> 0:42:31.440
<v Speaker 1>I think that's what you need. That's not bad, that's

0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:31.920
<v Speaker 1>not about it.

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:34.880
<v Speaker 3>I think you could go because they're obviously learning it

0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:39.320
<v Speaker 3>from somewhere, and I think if they're coming home from daycare.

0:42:39.520 --> 0:42:43.200
<v Speaker 3>They're learning it there, so to outlearn it, it's their responsibility.

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<v Speaker 3>So what I would do is I would threaten the

0:42:45.800 --> 0:42:49.400
<v Speaker 3>teacher and say I'll start pinching you every time that

0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:53.000
<v Speaker 3>kid pinches me unless you teach it out of us.

0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:55.960
<v Speaker 1>But again, we love our early educators.

0:42:55.480 --> 0:42:58.319
<v Speaker 2>In this country. I'm out of going my kid hit me.

0:42:58.520 --> 0:43:01.240
<v Speaker 2>Every time my kid hits me, I'm going to hit you.

0:43:01.520 --> 0:43:05.360
<v Speaker 1>When she's getting locked up for assaulting teachers. I just

0:43:05.440 --> 0:43:07.640
<v Speaker 1>pinch back the child. Give the child a taste of

0:43:07.640 --> 0:43:08.240
<v Speaker 1>its own medicine.

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that too. Do you like it? You don't like it?

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<v Speaker 3>If that reminds me of like when I, like, I

0:43:13.920 --> 0:43:16.759
<v Speaker 3>tried to do a little learning moment with Macy where

0:43:16.760 --> 0:43:21.560
<v Speaker 3>it was like she was getting what was she doing?

0:43:22.280 --> 0:43:25.319
<v Speaker 3>I said to her, Okay, look, how would it feel

0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:26.120
<v Speaker 3>if you.

0:43:26.040 --> 0:43:28.160
<v Speaker 2>Ask mommy and daddy to do something and we just

0:43:28.160 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 2>didn't do it for you? How would you feel? And

0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:30.880
<v Speaker 2>she's like sad.

0:43:30.920 --> 0:43:33.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, so, when we ask you to do something

0:43:33.040 --> 0:43:35.400
<v Speaker 3>for us and you don't do it, how do you think.

0:43:35.280 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 2>We feel you're a good parent? Sad? And I was like,

0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:39.560
<v Speaker 2>so do you understand?

0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:42.080
<v Speaker 3>And she was like nah, no, I was like, okay,

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:43.799
<v Speaker 3>well I'm going to pinch you now, so fuck.

0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:45.799
<v Speaker 2>She's like, stop talking to me. I want to kill

0:43:45.800 --> 0:43:47.560
<v Speaker 2>some Lego toys. I want to pinch the head of

0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:49.240
<v Speaker 2>a Lego toy. Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, if you have joined this podcast, maybe for the

0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:54.720
<v Speaker 1>first time, maybe this is your first episode.

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<v Speaker 2>This is one hundred and fifty first episode. Thank you

0:43:57.080 --> 0:44:01.680
<v Speaker 2>very much. I think it's more than that, isn't No, no, yes,

0:44:01.719 --> 0:44:05.000
<v Speaker 2>you're right. Sorry, congratulations to you. Thank you very much,

0:44:05.120 --> 0:44:05.799
<v Speaker 2>very kind of you.

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<v Speaker 1>What should people do right now if they've just joined us,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the first episode?

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<v Speaker 3>What like? What like subscribe, leave a review, five stars,

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<v Speaker 3>share it with ten friends? Like a pyramid scheme? Just

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:19.480
<v Speaker 3>go to the social media share that with ten friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Just a bunch of pyramids.

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<v Speaker 1>Please scheme your way to success, they say, well said,

0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:28.920
<v Speaker 1>and get it on a T shirt schemulated success.

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<v Speaker 2>Ash, you need to get a flight. We need to

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<v Speaker 2>get out of here. Goodbye, see you guys. Bye.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's in the group. Who's in the group? Facebook group?

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<v Speaker 2>Dan and then and then and then there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

0:44:59.480 --> 0:45:03.200
<v Speaker 1>throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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<v Speaker 3>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 3>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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<v Speaker 3>peoples today