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Speaker 2: Fucking how good is it? Gurny? Also? Can I borrow it? Actually?

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Speaker 3: My driveway so slippery. The kids are slipping and sliding

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Speaker 1: What's mine is yours? Also, when you're gurneying, it's very dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Stay away, mate, I had two hours free from the kids.

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Speaker 2: But how are your forearms?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I noticed popeye.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Mattie Jay and

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Speaker 1: I'm Ash. And this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 1: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable,

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Speaker 1: and it is not about giving advice because Ash and

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Speaker 2: Well said. I couldn't have said it better myself, and

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Speaker 2: I had a little tickle in my throat. That's no good.

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Speaker 2: I had an IV yesterday, so I'm I'm flying. What

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Speaker 2: were you injecting into yourself? Just just just heroin? That's usual.

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Speaker 3: Now let's move on from that. We do have we

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Speaker 3: do have something that we need to talk about. It's pressing.

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Speaker 2: What's that is that there was a technical issue, the

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Speaker 1: We had a few people in the Facebook group being like,

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Speaker 2: She flew back really quick.

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Speaker 1: We were like sorry about the technical error, and people

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Speaker 2: Man? You tell I actually want to defend myself. You

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Speaker 1: And I've had a few weeks now, back to back

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Speaker 1: Well, it was first brought to my attention whilst I

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Speaker 1: And then I was like my initial reaction was just no,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you got her back yourself.

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Speaker 1: And I was like that was close. And then Laura

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Speaker 3: And I was like, the Lifers were a little bit

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Speaker 3: I'm not taking any I was like, my message to

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Speaker 2: Please play the tape. Play the tape for the man.

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Speaker 3: I've put that in there to frame you. I just

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Speaker 2: It was purely an accident. But those download numbers through

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Speaker 1: Wife, beautiful wife, Laura. She was actually already in Bali

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Speaker 1: I got charged five times my fucking time. He's gotcha.

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Speaker 2: I was like, why the fuck are you telling me this? Nan,

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Speaker 1: We're in a villa and there was construction. The pool

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Speaker 1: On the plane. If you've flown with both kids, have

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Speaker 3: Oh my god alone, Oh my god, when would I

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you've never flown solo with both kids?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you know, I'm not. You live, I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 2: I'm flying this afternoon alone. Just bring the kids.

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Speaker 2: I was, it was. It was anyone wondering terrible, Oh,

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Speaker 1: Little like screen in front of her seat and she's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: Leave the door open, care like holding it open, then.

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Speaker 1: Coming back and being like will they still be there?

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Speaker 1: Yes, thett a bit of noise, but it was. It

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Speaker 1: was a lovely holiday, a lovely wedding as well. Thankfully

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Speaker 2: It was great.

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Speaker 3: That's good, that's good Prime time for Bali too, isn't

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Speaker 1: Lovely busy, lovely fuck did the traffic was purraffic and

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Speaker 1: BALI don't get me started.

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Speaker 2: That's brutal.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to Yanni a babysitter. Shout out to Yanni, nanny, sorry, nanny,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to bring me back and just have weird.

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Speaker 1: Laura and I were like, could we have in touch

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Speaker 3: Have you?

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Speaker 1: Yanni was like, oh, so, who's your nanny back home

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Speaker 2: You are, here's a one way ticket to Australia.

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Speaker 1: It was very, very sad to wave goodbye to you

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Speaker 2: It's good to have you back. It is cold.

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Speaker 3: It is cold here compared to Barley wearing a beanie.

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Speaker 2: I know, dude, like like John Butler treo over here,

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Speaker 2: thank you. I don't know that's but there's things you've missed.

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Speaker 2: There's things you've missed.

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Speaker 3: Around here that I want to enlighten you about. Go on, okay.

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Speaker 3: The first one is I think I think my I'm

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Speaker 2: Yes, she's sort of getting to that.

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Speaker 3: Age now where she's halfway through three and she's a

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Speaker 1: Three is the toughest, say three ager.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, she's really quiet, as we know. But that's

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Speaker 2: But silently.

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Speaker 3: And I'm concerned because Oscar easy easy to figure out

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Speaker 2: So he's committing a crime and someone okay, here we go.

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Speaker 3: If someone's committing a crime and they haven't stopped talking

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Speaker 3: to through the whole crime, it's Oscar, okay, because he

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Speaker 3: And I kept walking around the house and finding headless

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Speaker 2: That's not a crime scene, or is it?

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Speaker 3: And I kept finding them all over the place, to

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Speaker 2: Through the house. The dog.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I thought maybe they're just I don't know, maybe

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Speaker 3: King George lives here. I don't know, like fuck, like

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Speaker 2: Little ancient history joke from you there, Thank you. King

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Speaker 2: George didn't even laugh. You fuck her? You're like, you

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Speaker 3: Kick the fifth? I don't know fuck one that would

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Speaker 3: be head? Whatever is that?

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Speaker 2: Do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Do I look like a history teacher's being on? Maybe

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Speaker 3: the one that be headed?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? Don't? Sorry, didn't they when they all be headers?

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Speaker 2: Henry the eighth? Thank you? Jes Jess is informing us

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I kept finding these bodies everywhere, and and I

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Speaker 2: Who's doing what with the heads? Now?

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Speaker 3: Macy has a toy kitchen. You know, there's big toy kitchen.

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Speaker 3: She's always making food. She brings it out here, not

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Speaker 2: Her kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, what are those tribes ash where they

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Speaker 1: they like they shrink the heads?

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Speaker 2: Is it Papa Guinea? What what do they do that?

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Speaker 2: Track me the microwave?

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Speaker 1: There's like these tribes they like shrink the hang on.

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Speaker 1: Let me just want that really quickly. No, yes, so

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Speaker 1: Pupping Guinea, didn't mean to attack you there, accuse you

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Speaker 1: I think they put it in vinegar. You watch Ripley's believe.

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Speaker 3: It or not.

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Speaker 2: I know how i'd dispose of a body.

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Speaker 3: Now, I've just passed this on to Macy, the serial

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Speaker 3: And in her kitchen she has a fake microwave. I'll

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Speaker 2: Well that she's stashing in there from previous episodes. What's that?

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Speaker 2: What do we got? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: This is like a graveyard of a serial killer.

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Speaker 3: So she's pulling the heads off the lego, leaving the

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Speaker 2: He's like darb in the microwave. Who's that serial kill Dama?

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Speaker 2: You remember him? Wasn't that Jeffrey Dahma?

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Speaker 3: Dama? Macy Dama. You've got what's next to it? Eclipsement

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Speaker 3: If you're not familiar. Macy is addicted to eclipse mints,

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Speaker 3: she's an addict. I catch her climbing all sorts of

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Speaker 2: Along with the heads of all the lego. Wow, there's

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Speaker 2: a lot to unpack here. There's a lot to unpack.

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Speaker 2: Are we concerned? Absolutely? Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was concerned when I found all the book flaps

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Speaker 3: Any psychologists listening in, what does this mean? What does

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Red flags? I think.

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Speaker 3: So.

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Speaker 2: The fact is.

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Speaker 3: She's got like an m O like most serial killers have,

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Speaker 3: which is pop the head, discard the body where wherever.

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Speaker 2: She's and she wants to keep something to remember them

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Speaker 2: by just keeping it, and then she puts it in there.

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Speaker 2: So that's her whole Oh my god. So I'm concerned.

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Speaker 3: I'll keep you posting sleep with one io.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't know. I know.

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Speaker 3: I put that back confront her. I will be don't

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Speaker 3: you worry, like with the book thing, and she ran

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Speaker 3: like a proper criminal to you right now, she will

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Speaker 3: be Leganette. Anyway, that's one thing you've missed, and the

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Speaker 3: second thing you've missed is and I don't know if

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Speaker 3: So I'll just explain it to you and then i'll

444
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Speaker 3: show you the little video and for the listeners of course,

445
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:53,680
Speaker 3: because this is an audio medium. It is winter, as

446
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,679
Speaker 3: you know here in Australia, it is winter, and it

447
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,920
Speaker 3: does get cold in winter, believe it or not. Really,

448
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 3: so we're talking multiple layers on adults and children of clothes.

449
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 2: Do you have any heater in your house? Yeah, it's

450
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 2: in the kids room. What do you have? It's just

451
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 2: like an oil heater, that's all. We've got.

452
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 3: Jesus christro and no insulation under the floor and it's

453
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 3: just timber flooring.

454
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,639
Speaker 2: It's like walking on ice.

455
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 3: I have never been cold, like properly cold until living

456
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 3: until now.

457
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 2: It's also I feel like when you get older, you

458
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,160
Speaker 2: get colder. Yeah, that's that's the thing too. And also

459
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 2: you've dropped a bit of weight. That's just some shreddy

460
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,360
Speaker 2: just not eating. What was I doing?

461
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 3: Yes, it's cold, so multiple layers and sometimes that would

462
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 3: include of a long sleeve shirt with a long sleeve

463
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 3: jumper and when you put a jumper on over a

464
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 3: long sleeve.

465
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: What happens? Okay, so this is one thing that kids hate.

466
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: The sleeve of the T shirt will.

467
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 2: Then ride up. Yes, and.

468
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,119
Speaker 1: It's like it's I don't know why, it's just so

469
00:22:56,359 --> 00:23:00,679
Speaker 1: triggering for kids when it happens. Trier girl this morning

470
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 1: with Lola put the jumper on, and she's very sensory,

471
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: and when that happens, when it was riding up, it

472
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 1: was like she had a scorpion under her jumper.

473
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 3: She was like, God, duddy, I'm going to solve this

474
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,120
Speaker 3: problem for you. Well, April, my wife is going to

475
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 3: solve this for you. This is Oscar this morning putting

476
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,160
Speaker 3: on his little raincoat jacket thing over a long sleep.

477
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: Okay, this better be good. She's cracked the code.

478
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 2: See what she's done there. Oscar pulls the sleeve up

479
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 2: to the palm of his hand.

480
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 3: He puts a finger over it so his hand can

481
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 3: still go through, and once he gets through, its close enough.

482
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 3: He lets go and the sleeve ends up perfectly where

483
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 3: the sleeve is.

484
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 2: What does Oscar think of this hack?

485
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 3: He does it on his own. He's learnt it. It's

486
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 3: not just here do this, it's like, here, do this,

487
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 3: and he just continues.

488
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 2: To do it. He did that without anyone even asking.

489
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: If only kids out there would know about this hack,

490
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 1: the amount of trauma that would be reduced in the

491
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,160
Speaker 1: lives of young children all around the country, especially now

492
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: being winter, even.

493
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 2: Around the world old seasons are a world. Is this

494
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 2: the best hack that we've ever had? I think it

495
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 2: might be.

496
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 3: I think it's the most simplest, cost effective.

497
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 2: How can we monetize this, jess Jessica, you're about to

498
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 2: say something? Oh, Jesse, hang on, this rich coming from

499
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 2: someone with their kids? Are we dumb? Ash? Maybe?

500
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:27,199
Speaker 1: Is this something that is just such common knowledge that

501
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 1: it's almost laughable.

502
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,199
Speaker 2: That we don't know? Yeah? I hope so? Is this

503
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 2: be hilarious?

504
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 1: Are we just we effectively told people to tie their

505
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,199
Speaker 1: shoelacers before leaving the house?

506
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 2: Is that I always done after I leave the house?

507
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll find out. Let us know.

508
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 1: If this is such common knowledge that it's laughable that

509
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: we're telling you about it, we will withhold informing you

510
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: about any more hacks.

511
00:24:56,119 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, nah, I think this is great. I think

512
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 3: a life changing.

513
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: I think too, And I want to be responsible for

514
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 1: expanding the knowledge of parents not just in Australia again

515
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 1: all around the world. Right now, we will be responsible

516
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: for improving the lives of so many.

517
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 2: So many.

518
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 3: And I will say we could get it from the

519
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 3: horse's mouth because we are going to call.

520
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 2: April about a separate issue later on the track.

521
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 3: Later in this episode we can talk to about what

522
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 3: other information is she withholding from us?

523
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 2: So if you stick around then you might find out.

524
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 2: How's a fucking good tease? Do you want to do around? Yes?

525
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 3: Math, sorry, yes, Matthew. It is time for one of

526
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 3: our favorite segments. I'd say arguably the favorite, the favorite,

527
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 3: and I would say the song is Aria Award nominee potential.

528
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,439
Speaker 2: Well said, let's play it.

529
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 3: You dosly regression.

530
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 2: You don't want sou just tell me what your parent?

531
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 3: Do you want my crand party at the shirts. You

532
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:19,439
Speaker 3: don't want advance from strangers, Go and tell me what

533
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 3: is your parent?

534
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 1: Are we gonna have any tap on the shoulders from

535
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: the record the record the record label to say hey, we're.

536
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 3: Just showing that jumperhack and they'll back right off and

537
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 3: they're like, you gave us something.

538
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 1: We do not want to go to court with these

539
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 1: these guys.

540
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 2: This is my favorite segment.

541
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: It is, of course parents just it's an opportunity for

542
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 1: any parents out there, not just myself and Ash, but

543
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: for all the listeners to just get something off their

544
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: chest that is grinding their gears, making them a little

545
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 1: bit off, making themselves a little bit frustrated. You need

546
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: to give these situations, O gen well said.

547
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 2: I will say, you really teed that up. We had

548
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 2: a great one.

549
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 3: Okay, go from Hugh. Hello, Hugh, Hugh from the Facebook group. Ah,

550
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 3: you from the Facebook grof.

551
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 2: If you're not in the Facebook group, it's on Facebook.

552
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 2: He's in there. He's in there. If you want to

553
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 2: hang out with you, who's in there? He isn't there? Okay?

554
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 2: In the group?

555
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 1: Okay from Hugh. This is Hugh's pay rant. Daycare centers

556
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: charging you normal day rates on a public holiday when

557
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: they are closed has to be the.

558
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 2: Biggest pyramid scheme going around. First of all pyramid scheme.

559
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 2: No or.

560
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: He goes on to say, the poor parents with kids

561
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: booked in for Mondays and Fridays.

562
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 2: Are suffering a great injustice.

563
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 3: I feel like we definitely have talked about this before,

564
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 3: but I wasn't a rant.

565
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 2: It was like just in passing I feel like a

566
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 2: long time ago.

567
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: Let's just clarify that this is not attack on the

568
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: daycare teachers, the staff.

569
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 3: No, the staff are the backbone them, rural doctors, dentists, mechanics,

570
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 3: the backbone of our nation.

571
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 2: This is an attack on the system. Fuck the system, man,

572
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 2: the system.

573
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: I mean, it's got to be it's got to be

574
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: a fucking joke.

575
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: Right period. Scheme is the wrong scheme.

576
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 3: That's I feel like the daycares aren't going out to

577
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 3: other daycares giving them this idea and they're growing in numbers.

578
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 2: That's what a pyramid scheme is, right, correct. This is

579
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 2: a general scheme scheme. This is a ripoff scheme. This

580
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 2: is a ripoff scheme. Match, this is a this is

581
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: a gas light scheme, if you will, it's a gas

582
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 2: lighting ripoff scheme.

583
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 3: Because I'm aware orchestrated by system, the system, the daycare

584
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 3: system of Australia.

585
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: I'd love to know what happens in other countries. But here,

586
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: if you were booked in on a day that as

587
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: a public holiday, they still charge you full rates. You're

588
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: still paying for it. How the hell does that work?

589
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: When I was previously we had the kids and on

590
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: a Monday and a Friday. Man, it was it didn't

591
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: make any sense, Ash, I reckon, pet parents have something

592
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: to do with it. Hundreds of dollars every single year wasted.

593
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: I mean, what is the answer here? How how can

594
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: they get away with such blatant ripoffery.

595
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 3: Well, let's well, I think we should get in touched

596
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 3: with someone who might know who was working.

597
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: We used to work for this. Just give my beautiful

598
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 2: You're like, sorry, I won't answer it. She's a busy Hello, darling,

599
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: how are.

600
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 3: You good what you're doing working?

601
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

602
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: Right, you're not working for a daycare, are you?

603
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 2: You're not? No, I don't worry. There's a dumb joke

604
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 2: from it.

605
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 3: We had a parent message in with a rant, and

606
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 3: I just want to give you some context on the

607
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 3: rant and you having previous work experience at a childcare center.

608
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: Also, you have children in my room, April.

609
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: Can you just confirm how long did you work as

610
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: an early educator?

611
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

612
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 4: I think like seven or eight years?

613
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, wow, almost a decade. Yeah.

614
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 3: She used to get sick so much because oh my god,

615
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 3: Like she would come home and she'd be like, oh,

616
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 3: one of the kids was sick.

617
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, great, now I'm going to be sick. Here

618
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 2: we go again. And when I got sacked from every

619
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 2: job I had the question the rant.

620
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 3: Is that these childcare.

621
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 2: Centers, the system as we call them.

622
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 3: Are charging people still for public holidays when they're closed.

623
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 2: Do you know why that might be? Uh?

624
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think because you still have to pay the staff.

625
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 2: So you're paying. It's like it's like a voting for

626
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 2: the day because the stuff still get paid. But they

627
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 2: want to get paid.

628
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if it wasn't a public holiday, they would

629
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 3: be working, right, So the I mean, I know they're

630
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 3: probably like, we would work, but bullshit?

631
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 2: Is it justifier? Though? But but you're not. We're not.

632
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: We're not using the daycare though it's closed.

633
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 4: Well, fun fact, the day care that we just moved

634
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 4: from now means he's only casually there now offers free

635
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 4: public holiday casual days to replace the day that you

636
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 4: paid for and it just started when we've already left

637
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 4: that one get lost.

638
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, so hang on a minute.

639
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,959
Speaker 3: So if okay, every kid that would be there on

640
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 3: the Monday they just gone, would get a free casual

641
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 3: day at any time to use down the track.

642
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, is this a government thing or just no.

643
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 4: I think some centers did it. Ours definitely didn't until

644
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 4: we left and then they decided.

645
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 2: They'll do that.

646
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: And to that center, we commend you. We do your bravery.

647
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, not being compliant with a system that is

648
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 3: destroying families all around the country. Just breaking away from

649
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 3: the stigma that is it's the system.

650
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 4: Weirdly, like, I don't think you get charged on like

651
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 4: Christmas Day and stuff.

652
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 2: If that's a public that.

653
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 3: Would just be on Christmas, like, wouldn't it. Yeah, where's

654
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 3: your Christmas spirit? Here's a bill they thought a head

655
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 3: for that one? Right? What else did we want to

656
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 3: ask her that we were just talking about before?

657
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 4: Oh?

658
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, who taught you the jumper hack?

659
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,719
Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, I have no idea.

660
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 4: Maybe I got taught it. Maybe it's a generational thing.

661
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 2: I've been taught. Poppa's got something to do with it,

662
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 2: for sure. Yeah, Papa would be able.

663
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 4: To it as a kid and whatnot.

664
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 3: So Papa would be able to tuck that in and

665
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 3: somehow land a hanky in there at the same time.

666
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 4: Is it not known? It's a universal hack?

667
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 2: Isn't it? Just?

668
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: I put Lolla's jumper on this morning and it rolled

669
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: up the sleeves underneath.

670
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 2: We had his tantrums. I didn't know about it until now.

671
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 2: Well now you do.

672
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:05,479
Speaker 4: You're welcome.

673
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you, Papa, I'll say, because that seems

674
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 3: very proper, like.

675
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 2: Probably all right, well April, what are you wearing? I mean,

676
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 2: I'll see you later, all right, love you you later.

677
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 2: I have good day. Love you, love you, love you,

678
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 2: bye bye. You hang up one, two, three, you go

679
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 2: by bye. Oh my god, you guys are so adorable.

680
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 2: Thank you.

681
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 3: I sh se, well there you go. So I say,

682
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 3: fair rant on that pair.

683
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 2: Rant, See what did you do? Just shake it ahead.

684
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,719
Speaker 2: You've missed this. I say, that's fair rant.

685
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 3: And hopefully they can suggest to their childcare center that

686
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 3: others are doing this and that's actually a pyramid scheme.

687
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: Then if you're if you're a daycare listening in, if

688
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: you're like a daycare ceo, just think about it, Okay.

689
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 2: Think about who you're hurting. Yeah, with your government mandated legislation,

690
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: they're like, our hands are tired, but we'll give you

691
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 2: three days. If that's what you want. That's you should.

692
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 2: We go into some questions to finish off today.

693
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got some questions here. Ash and we have

694
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 1: recently been doing a little segment in the listener question.

695
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: We have been doing fucking Jesus can't talk, Yes, Ash

696
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: we should, And we've been doing the last couple of weeks,

697
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 1: we've been doing like our top three it and one

698
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: that really kicked off was things you Shouldn't Say to

699
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: a parent?

700
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 3: And the list is it really is endless, Like there's

701
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 3: so many things you shouldn't say to a parent.

702
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: So I thought it would be remiss of us not

703
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 1: to do things you shouldn't say to a parent.

704
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 2: Cart I love it. Put some silly music behind that.

705
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 2: Please do.

706
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 3: Because you're a bunch of clowns. If you say any

707
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 3: of this to a parent, thank you. All right, So

708
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 3: we've got a list here, yeah, and we're going to

709
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 3: just rattle off a few and then if you've got

710
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 3: any that you want to share with us, please on

711
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 3: the Facebook group, Instagram, TikTok, whatever you want to do,

712
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 3: shout it into the universe and we'll try and pick

713
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 3: it up and put it in.

714
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 2: Don't do that.

715
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: Definitely, definitely messages smoke signals. Definitely message us. Please if

716
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: people are like.

717
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 3: I was screaming out for weeks, I'll hear you go on,

718
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 3: well here, okay, first one. This one really infuriates me

719
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 3: when someone tries to resonate with what you're saying by saying,

720
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 3: you know.

721
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 2: What I'm going to do. I have a dog, so

722
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 2: I totally understand. No, you do not.

723
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 3: They think what they're doing is lightening the load on you, saying, oh,

724
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 3: we do that too, so you don't feel so abnormal.

725
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 2: Don't talk to us.

726
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: It would be like someone losing their arm in a

727
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: car accident and going, I know that's like I once

728
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: got a splinter.

729
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I cut my fingernail too short. One day it's

730
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 3: irritating and you're like, I haven't had a lean. My

731
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 3: limb is missing. Yeah I did not just say my look,

732
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 3: it was the next one.

733
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 2: Okay.

734
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: Oh, it goes so fast, you'll miss this one day.

735
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 2: I fucking hate when people say that. Don't wish the days,

736
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: admit the messy hands on the walls. One day that'll

737
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 2: be gone and you miss it. Like when will I

738
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 2: miss that? Yeah? I don't. I get the premise of it.

739
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 3: It's like you'll miss the like you'll miss the little

740
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 3: cuddle tomit the kids.

741
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 2: Yeah get that.

742
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 3: I get that, But I'm wishing I get home and

743
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 3: I'm like it's four o'clock. I'm like, funk, I wish

744
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 3: it was six o'clock.

745
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: I am not going to miss like begging my child

746
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 1: to eat a mouthful of their dinner and then putting

747
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 1: up with a child that is screaming that it hates

748
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: you because you're trying to wash its hair. Oh man,

749
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: there's lots of ads a parenting a young child that

750
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: I will definitely not miss, And you trying to say that,

751
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm going to miss those parts of parenting.

752
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: Do you have any people who say that we're not

753
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,919
Speaker 1: a fucking hands on parent?

754
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's usually the grandparents saying that sort of shit. Right,

755
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 3: if a young person says that they've been brainwashed by

756
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 3: an older person, idiots for sure. All right, Next one,

757
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 3: which is sort of like similar to the grandparent thing.

758
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 3: They love to do this one, and I'll try to

759
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 3: put some context around it.

760
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 2: For example, if your.

761
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 3: Child's not sleeping, that's a really it's a low loan

762
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 3: through that one. And my mum would say it, and

763
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 3: other mum's mums would say it where they're like.

764
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 2: Have you tried this? Have you tried putting them in bed.

765
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 3: Yes, like fuck off, Like it's always that generation you

766
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 3: do that.

767
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: Sorry, I've done that a number of any parents out

768
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: there that I've said that too. And this is when

769
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: I had Marley, who was a great sleeper, and I

770
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 1: was just like, have.

771
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 2: You tried to swaddle? Swaddling? Try a different dummy? Or

772
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 2: what we do is we sorry you do? Okay?

773
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 3: I have said that. No one's perfect. Don't say that.

774
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 3: Don't say have you tried? I know it's a suggestion

775
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 3: and very lighthearted, but it's usually coming from a place of,

776
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 3: like I say, from grandparents, where they think whatever they

777
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 3: say is right just because of their age and their experience.

778
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 3: It's like, you used to beat kids in your generation.

779
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 2: You tried beating that kid.

780
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 1: Just always remind my mom about that, and.

781
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 3: She's like, I never I always say to my parents

782
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 3: our woodenspoons for cooking. Only when you announce her expecting

783
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 3: and someone says, oh, were you trying? No, it was

784
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 3: an accident, starting your business, an abortion, Oh my god.

785
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 2: It's none of your business. It's like, look, I didn't

786
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 2: know you were trying. No, you were trying. I didn't

787
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 2: know that you were mounting her. What's that about? What's

788
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 2: that about.

789
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it doesn't matter really if you ask me.

790
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 3: But look, we're I think we're all guilty of saying

791
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 3: that once here and there next one.

792
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 2: This is just like back in my day.

793
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 3: Oh, never start a sentence to a parent if you're older.

794
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 2: I really hate the grandparents. I'm really into it. Sorry,

795
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 2: pop up and my parents. I guess they exist too.

796
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 3: And it's it's like, yeah, back, if you're going to

797
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 3: start a sentence with back in my day, just back

798
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 3: right up.

799
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: I'm going to flip this and instead of attacking the

800
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: older generation, I'm going to attack the younger generation. Here

801
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:50,280
Speaker 1: he is, okay, yeah, I'm becoming more TEENI every week

802
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: down down those electric bikes when they and like, this

803
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 1: doesn't happen as much anymore, but because I dog working

804
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: in office. But if anyone on a Friday or Thursday,

805
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: if they say, have you got any exciting plans for

806
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: the weekend, and I'm like, I'm going to go to

807
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 1: a park for a couple of hours.

808
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 2: Well, buy another park for a few hours, and.

809
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: I maybe watched some cartoons with the kids, And that

810
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: is what I'm doing.

811
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 3: Get some broken sleep. I'm gonna yell at a child

812
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: to try and eat all weekend.

813
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 2: I'll do a couple of loads of washing.

814
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll have to follow me everything I do around

815
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,479
Speaker 3: all the time. It's such a good way to be like, hey,

816
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 3: it really screams have a good shit weekend.

817
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 2: The weekend just gone. That gurnying that was the highlight. Reprieve.

818
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 2: That was the highlight, dude. People were like, did you

819
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 2: get up too much?

820
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I washed some pavers and that was

821
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 1: the highlight of my week.

822
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 2: It was like a holiday fuck. And he's like, came

823
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 2: near me. I just hit it with the water. Perfect.

824
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 2: Last one. This is so triggering. This last one's triggering me.

825
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 2: Come on, why do I feel like this.

826
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 3: Is coming from a grandparent as well or just.

827
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 2: Someone with older kids.

828
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 3: They say, if you think this is hard, just wait until.

829
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 2: I get that.

830
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: All the time with the girls, because they're like, oh,

831
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 1: teenage girls, that's another kettle of fish.

832
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, especially because you've were all girls.

833
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: I know you want to manage my expectations, but just

834
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: the ignorance is bliss.

835
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't want someone being like with Oscar.

836
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 3: It's like, you think it's hard, now wait till he's

837
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 3: committing petty crime. Waiting until I'll tell you right now,

838
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 3: I'm waiting. Maybe they'll lock him up and I'll get

839
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 3: some real reprieve.

840
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: Ash before we go. I have one very quick question

841
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: that I'd love to ask you.

842
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 2: On behalf of Gemma. Hello Gemma.

843
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: This was submitted in the Facebook group a number of

844
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: weeks ago. Jemmy with a JA or Jemmy with the

845
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: G Jemmy with the G. Jimmy goff gg good game.

846
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: She says, advice what to do when your toddler comes

847
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: home from daycare and starts pinching you non stop. She

848
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: finds it hilarious. No matter what we try or say, help.

849
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 3: Gemma finds it hilarious or the child finds it hilarious. No,

850
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 3: I think the child or God first of all, Matt,

851
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,959
Speaker 3: we don't give it. You're being assaulted right now.

852
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, call the police. That's my advice.

853
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, call the police. And sometimes you know, police will

854
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: do like a home visit to try and scare a child.

855
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: I think that's what you need. That's not bad, that's

856
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: not about it.

857
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 3: I think you could go because they're obviously learning it

858
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 3: from somewhere, and I think if they're coming home from daycare.

859
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 3: They're learning it there, so to outlearn it, it's their responsibility.

860
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 3: So what I would do is I would threaten the

861
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 3: teacher and say I'll start pinching you every time that

862
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 3: kid pinches me unless you teach it out of us.

863
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: But again, we love our early educators.

864
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 2: In this country. I'm out of going my kid hit me.

865
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,240
Speaker 2: Every time my kid hits me, I'm going to hit you.

866
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: When she's getting locked up for assaulting teachers. I just

867
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: pinch back the child. Give the child a taste of

868
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 1: its own medicine.

869
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah that too. Do you like it? You don't like it?

870
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 3: If that reminds me of like when I, like, I

871
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 3: tried to do a little learning moment with Macy where

872
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 3: it was like she was getting what was she doing?

873
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 3: I said to her, Okay, look, how would it feel

874
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 3: if you.

875
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 2: Ask mommy and daddy to do something and we just

876
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 2: didn't do it for you? How would you feel? And

877
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 2: she's like sad.

878
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, so, when we ask you to do something

879
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 3: for us and you don't do it, how do you think.

880
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 2: We feel you're a good parent? Sad? And I was like,

881
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 2: so do you understand?

882
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 3: And she was like nah, no, I was like, okay,

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Speaker 3: well I'm going to pinch you now, so fuck.

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Speaker 2: She's like, stop talking to me. I want to kill

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Speaker 2: some Lego toys. I want to pinch the head of

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Speaker 2: a Lego toy. Ash.

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Speaker 1: Yes, if you have joined this podcast, maybe for the

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Speaker 1: first time, maybe this is your first episode.

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Speaker 2: This is one hundred and fifty first episode. Thank you

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Speaker 2: very much. I think it's more than that, isn't No, no, yes,

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Speaker 2: you're right. Sorry, congratulations to you. Thank you very much,

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Speaker 2: very kind of you.

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Speaker 1: What should people do right now if they've just joined us,

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Speaker 1: it's the first episode?

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Speaker 3: What like? What like subscribe, leave a review, five stars,

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Speaker 3: share it with ten friends? Like a pyramid scheme? Just

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Speaker 3: go to the social media share that with ten friends.

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Speaker 3: Just a bunch of pyramids.

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Speaker 1: Please scheme your way to success, they say, well said,

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Speaker 1: and get it on a T shirt schemulated success.

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Speaker 2: That's next merch. Speaking of merch, we have T shirts.

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Speaker 1: I'm wearing one smelling happy teas on our website, Foodoting

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Speaker 1: Dads dot com.

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Speaker 2: Ash, you need to get a flight. We need to

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Speaker 2: get out of here. Goodbye, see you guys. Bye.

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Speaker 3: Who's in the group. Who's in the group? Facebook group?

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Speaker 2: Dan and then and then and then there you go.

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Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 3: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 3: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 3: peoples today