WEBVTT - MINI: Stuck in the Middle

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast. He win of fortunes has

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<v Speaker 1>landed on.

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<v Speaker 2>Clowns the left of me. Joke us to the raid here,

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<v Speaker 2>I dug in a little with you just hearing that

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<v Speaker 2>clowns to left me one day, Let's just see what

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<v Speaker 2>people have got stories only to do with clowns, right,

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<v Speaker 2>what have you got to do only on your left?

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<v Speaker 1>It all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows ought to be discussed with your calling with

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<v Speaker 2>those clowns stories you're all sitting on all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Stuck? What have you got stuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Ideally ahead, yep, we will accept live head first line second.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the second rule for this breakfast show nine one

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<v Speaker 2>O four three And as a side one side B

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<v Speaker 2>for this one is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so quiet? How have you seen celebrity asleep?

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<v Speaker 2>As this song was just ending, Jack lent over because

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<v Speaker 2>when you call in it gets very busy, and Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>Helps out the producers.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack went, no one yet for seeing any anyone famous

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<v Speaker 2>to sleep, No real surprises. But we're not calling someoney yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Four one four three. Let's take some stories and calls now, Sarah, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you to I'm good, Sarah? So you're calling

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<v Speaker 2>it about me Jo gets to the raid.

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<v Speaker 3>Here.

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<v Speaker 4>What got stuck as an ol packer's head.

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<v Speaker 1>And our packer's head got stuck where in.

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<v Speaker 4>A fence in our back fence. It put its head

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<v Speaker 4>through the fence, and we were trying to get the

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<v Speaker 4>fence the head out of the fence, and so I

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<v Speaker 4>decided it's head around and put it through the other

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<v Speaker 4>side of the fence.

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<v Speaker 5>So I was completely.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuck, double stuck. Yeah, and how did you get the

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<v Speaker 1>outpackers head out freed in the end? You cool fibrigade

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<v Speaker 1>or what?

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<v Speaker 4>No, we had to cut down, cut a hole on

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<v Speaker 4>the fence.

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<v Speaker 1>And our pack has shake the hole in your fence.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Sarah, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>You kill have a nice weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>No worries, Sarah.

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<v Speaker 2>Lisa, Hello, Hello are you I'm good Lisa. I hope

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<v Speaker 2>you've had a good week. Yes, that is good, Lisa.

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<v Speaker 2>What got stuck my.

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<v Speaker 5>Young son's head in a chair at my brother's wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I mean how old was your boy then?

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<v Speaker 5>He was a four year old?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean they.

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<v Speaker 2>Are bored as anything got wedding, just looking for anything

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<v Speaker 2>to do anything dangerous or just being in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>So what He was just bored and stuck his head

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<v Speaker 2>through the chair that little gap where your bumm is, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>In between the bum and the back. Yeah. He was

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<v Speaker 5>just playing around in the chair. And my older brother

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<v Speaker 5>said to me, we late. I think he's going to

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<v Speaker 5>get his head stuck. And I said, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>he'll be fine, don't worry about it. If he can

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<v Speaker 5>get in, he can get out. And about five minutes

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<v Speaker 5>later is over to mean it's late. I think he's

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<v Speaker 5>head stuck. I no, no, no, no, away, I can

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<v Speaker 5>say my sons because a bit distressed, and I said,

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<v Speaker 5>you're right, right, come on, and he wouldn't get out.

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<v Speaker 2>People judge that family, they go, oh my god, whose

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<v Speaker 2>side is that over there with a boy?

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<v Speaker 5>They called the fibrigade, but weren't needed, and in the

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<v Speaker 5>end two fellows from the kitchen bought a bread cutting noise.

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<v Speaker 5>They were going to cut the chair.

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<v Speaker 1>Pert the weakest night.

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<v Speaker 2>In the kitchen is that red one, right, A big

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<v Speaker 2>cutting night take him twenty years. Yeah, they can't get

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<v Speaker 2>the old jaws of death. They would have called the

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<v Speaker 2>jaws of life for the fiber gate.

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<v Speaker 5>And finally two uncles were standing there watching all of

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<v Speaker 5>this going on. One more tapping grabbed him by the middle,

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<v Speaker 5>the other one pushed very hard down the seat, and

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<v Speaker 5>the next minute clopty ky.

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<v Speaker 2>This is amazing. I mean, what a wedding though. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a high light of the wedding. Is that's better than

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<v Speaker 2>the first dance.

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<v Speaker 5>This was liarly thirty years ago and every time people

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<v Speaker 5>seen by year aunt's son now in his steadies with

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<v Speaker 5>his own children, don't do what it'd.

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<v Speaker 1>Be and that's what damaged him. Unfortunately because of the

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<v Speaker 1>chair is Benjamin Button.

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<v Speaker 2>They freed him, but he was stuck perpetual as a

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<v Speaker 2>four year old. Lisa, we'll send your price that that's

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<v Speaker 2>a great call. Give you a hundred dollars worth of

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<v Speaker 2>pancake parlavouchers. Have a great weekend, much pleasure. Thanks you calls.

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<v Speaker 2>Very funny. Christian O'Connell Show podcast. All right, win the

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<v Speaker 2>fortunes has landed on their song stuck. We're asking you

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<v Speaker 2>what have you got your hair or limbs stuck in?

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<v Speaker 1>Dino?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, Christian, good morning, Yeah we.

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<v Speaker 1>Dina, welcome to the show. What did you get stuck?

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<v Speaker 6>It wasn't me, It was my daughter. She was about

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<v Speaker 6>six at the time, and she had this four foot

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<v Speaker 6>high dollhouse with windows and all that sort of stuff

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<v Speaker 6>away rather a curious little thing that she was or

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<v Speaker 6>is still. I could see the corner of my eye

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<v Speaker 6>she was trying to inserted hidden to one of the windows,

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<v Speaker 6>and yeah, I thought, I want to watch this. And

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<v Speaker 6>she got it in there and and then the yelp started.

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<v Speaker 6>She was like a little she was like a little

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<v Speaker 6>puppy wing stuff on the three bad dad already in

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<v Speaker 6>and it took me about fifteen minutes to get her

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<v Speaker 6>out because it was one of those situations, give you here,

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<v Speaker 6>don't touch me, give you up, don't tast because there

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<v Speaker 6>is would let her get out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, something looking like a giant's just who crashed

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<v Speaker 2>into that doll's house.

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<v Speaker 6>That's right. And it was hilarious. My wife come running in.

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<v Speaker 6>She saw the hysterics. She was screwing your head off.

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<v Speaker 6>It was funny. It was real funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that one all my kids is funny. You

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<v Speaker 2>know it's a crab a seat watch it, do you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks you Cole.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Andrew Andrew. Good morning, heydamte, I'm good Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you get stuck?

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<v Speaker 2>In.

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<v Speaker 3>What a power ranger a mannequin's head?

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<v Speaker 1>What? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>I got a lage sized power Ranger when I was

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<v Speaker 3>seven for my birthday, and after beating it up being

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<v Speaker 3>the bad guy, absolutely break his neck and put my.

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<v Speaker 6>Head in its head.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're trying to imagine the scene. Here, there's your

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<v Speaker 1>head stuck a Power Ranger mannequin, a life size one. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And how did you get them?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you get out of the param.

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<v Speaker 3>My grandmother gave me a bit of help with some oil,

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<v Speaker 3>and yeah, we eventually got it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Just trying to imagine the scene. Have you just at

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<v Speaker 2>your head on a page's body.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the other way around his body. I think you're

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<v Speaker 1>wearing the power Ranger's head.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just ahead, Yeah, I see.

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<v Speaker 1>God, you thought you're stuck in the mannequin.

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<v Speaker 2>No. I couldn't fit in that, No, no, no, Otherwise

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<v Speaker 2>I would have put it trying.

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<v Speaker 1>To enter a power Ranger.

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<v Speaker 3>But I didn't run into anything while I was trying

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<v Speaker 3>to find my name, So that was a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a great thing. It's a great thing.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got to do a phone in about life size things.

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<v Speaker 2>You had this life size power Range that they got you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>She cool. Did he say he was beating up that

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<v Speaker 1>passage coolers?

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<v Speaker 2>That we had the other guy laughing at his kid

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<v Speaker 2>crying stuck in a doll's house.

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