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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: By So you're not having a kratski.

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Speaker 4: You're Jasmine don Bass, Marty cool In.

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Speaker 5: Now what is it?

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Speaker 2: Bivwack Christian O'Connell show gold one oh four point.

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Speaker 5: Three emails about that yesterday?

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Speaker 6: I now know a lot about bivwacks. Good morning, it's

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Speaker 6: a Christian O'Connell's show. Chuse the morning, seven minutes past six.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Patsy morning, Good morning, Jackie Boy morning.

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Speaker 4: Guys, Hey, can I use the early hours? So hopefully

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Speaker 4: somebody isn't listening to vent a little.

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Speaker 5: Bit, but this is what it's for. This is what

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Speaker 5: this first hour is.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to vent to today.

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Speaker 4: Okay, thanks, we'll have a guy's such a polate ventor

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Speaker 4: please after you if you tuned in for the first time,

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Speaker 4: it's that group venting between six or seven. We met

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Speaker 4: a new neighbor further down the street yesterday. Lovely guy

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Speaker 4: walking his dog, chatting, chat and chatting. Then I see

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Speaker 4: him go off twenty five meters down the street. That's

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Speaker 4: his dog, Pooh, doesn't pick it up. I hate that.

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Speaker 5: That's disgusting.

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Speaker 4: That's why instantly my thoughts about him changed. Yeah, the

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Speaker 4: conversation was fine, but then what kind of psychopath behavior.

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Speaker 6: It's horrible because he's still going as a bad name,

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Speaker 6: and so you could step in that on a Gordon

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Speaker 6: or any kid.

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Speaker 4: Exactly. You're you're new to the neighborhood and you're bringing

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Speaker 4: this kind of behavior in here.

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Speaker 5: That is bad news.

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Speaker 6: A couple of weeks ago, there was a guy walking

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Speaker 6: his dog right in our dog park and I was

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Speaker 6: out mine and he same thing dog, his dog, big dog, right,

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Speaker 6: took a huge dump, carried on right. I chased after him, said, hey, mate,

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Speaker 6: your dog just did that. Maybe you forgot or something

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Speaker 6: or you didn't notice, and he went, oh, sorry, I

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Speaker 6: haven't got any poobags, carried on went I don't worry.

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Speaker 6: He can have one of mine, and he looked at me.

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Speaker 6: There was a moment there where I thought this could kick.

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Speaker 4: Off right now, he'll strangle.

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Speaker 5: I stared him down and he had to take the

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Speaker 5: poo bag, go back and pick it up.

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Speaker 6: And I felt like the pooh man John Wick people,

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Speaker 6: I am a vigilante.

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Speaker 5: While the city sleeps out there.

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Speaker 4: You're cleaning up these bring it up.

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Speaker 6: Could go blind? Do you know that my parents always

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Speaker 6: just to warm. If you don't ever don't this says,

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Speaker 6: we don't ever touch dog poo like I would as

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Speaker 6: a kid. Maybe I did one time, I don't know.

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Speaker 6: They said, don't ever touch dog poo. You'll go blind,

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Speaker 6: like handling a lot of dog crap as I was

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Speaker 6: a kid. That is disgusting. What's your thinking is available?

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Speaker 7: Would it hurt anyone in the building to put the

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Speaker 7: clocks on the proper time in here? Like it's on

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Speaker 7: the old time and it's me all morning?

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Speaker 5: I thought you actually had something there. I forgot. We

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Speaker 5: should always ask Patsy before we start speaking. What are

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Speaker 5: you going to say?

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Speaker 6: It's not three au? Why what do you think the

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Speaker 6: station needs a clock man to.

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Speaker 5: Go around and do it all?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Why did you do it? Would it hurt you to

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Speaker 5: do it?

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Speaker 1: You do it? You're listening to the Christian of Kyle's

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Speaker 1: Show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Whenever the clocks change, it is a pain to have

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Speaker 6: to change any clock. The clock in my car right

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Speaker 6: that literally stares at me. I haven't corrected it in

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Speaker 6: like a year. It's it's it's still.

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Speaker 5: I can't be bothered.

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Speaker 9: There so many how many clocks do you need corrected

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Speaker 9: until you won. But you have like several around you.

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Speaker 9: You've got your one on your phone.

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Speaker 3: My phone's off during the show.

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Speaker 6: Were Jack actually biggest lie I've ever heard your face

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Speaker 6: timing order every day?

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Speaker 5: No way, absolutely, never have a camera that runs in

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Speaker 5: that serio. You can film me. You are, we are.

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Speaker 3: I will not be facetiming here.

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Speaker 5: But I see you most mornings.

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Speaker 4: You do live Facebook updates during the y.

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Speaker 5: The other week, you are trying to buy a church.

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Speaker 6: By the way, right, I saw a church yoursel last

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Speaker 6: week when I've got a photo of.

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Speaker 3: You, I went around the I've seen it online Brookly Road.

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Speaker 7: It's magnificent Brooklyn Road Range.

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Speaker 3: It's not in my budget. Anyway, we forgot I don't know.

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Speaker 5: You're so use your phone during the show. Anyway, Keep

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Speaker 5: a log.

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Speaker 3: I'll guarantee log. You write a leaguer up, I'll guarantee

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Speaker 3: what we can check it now I have it.

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Speaker 6: When was the last time you heard the word ledger

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Speaker 6: outside of downtown Abbey's ill?

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Speaker 4: Just give my scrolls out.

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Speaker 6: That lady in the kitchen, she used have a ledger

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Speaker 6: for the fruit and flench. They need to keep Lord

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Speaker 6: Crankly happy. What Breakfast show in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 5: Two has a ledger.

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Speaker 3: No, we don't have time to.

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Speaker 5: The stationary cupboard.

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Speaker 9: Let's see if we have a legend book and then

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Speaker 9: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 5: We will log your phone.

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Speaker 4: We will all I feel like will be one of

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Speaker 4: those leather bound things where we have to blow the

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Speaker 4: dust off the pages and it's got.

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Speaker 6: One of those sort of page marker velvet sort of

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Speaker 6: page marker to it.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Yesterday when I left here, was driving through Richmond, and

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Speaker 6: in front of me were two police officers and they

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Speaker 6: were on bicycles, right, and they were trying to give

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Speaker 6: it as much of the old tough coppers on bicycles

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Speaker 6: what called out? So they responded to on the bicycles, right.

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Speaker 6: These guys were really trying to sort of put a

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Speaker 6: lot of into it. Yeah, yeah, we're we're police, but

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Speaker 6: we're on bicycles.

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Speaker 4: My head went straight to other bicycle crimes. Yeah, but

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Speaker 4: I guess no, they wouldn't like chase down a cycle.

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Speaker 6: It's me on one of those. Every time I get

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Speaker 6: a call out, I don't know what they call it.

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Speaker 6: Where they go, we're on it, We're there, We're around

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Speaker 6: the corner. I'm going to pop a wheelie then then

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Speaker 6: go down there. They really were like trying to race

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Speaker 6: I was thinking, what emergency would they respond to where

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Speaker 6: they go, Well, we're cycling, so hang, we'll go on

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Speaker 6: Google Maps find that little icon for cycling. No, it's

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Speaker 6: next to a walking man cycling. We can be there

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Speaker 6: thirteen min and we take a few pavements. We can

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Speaker 6: be there in nine canny. Any other units get there quicker.

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Speaker 4: I think about the guys on horseback, which is still

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Speaker 5: They in London. Yeah, you have a lot of horseback packs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, police you need to keep the horses for protests

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Speaker 4: and ride and that sort of thing. Yeah, but they

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Speaker 4: must still take them out during the week because I

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Speaker 4: see them.

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Speaker 3: Patrolling in the city and stuff.

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Speaker 5: But it's so I turned guys on bicycles.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you have to do the outr on horses, go

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Speaker 4: down a narrow lane into a store.

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Speaker 6: But that's where the cycling police come in. And then

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Speaker 6: you got the rollerbladers and the police will get you

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Speaker 6: as well. There's a whole team of them. So why

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Speaker 6: I was off last week went up to Byron Bay

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Speaker 6: and I stayed somewhere I've never been before in the hinterland.

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Speaker 9: Have you guys ever been up there? It is beautiful,

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Speaker 9: god stunning.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, I was staying at this place and there was

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Speaker 6: chantling garden reception and I said, look, I want to

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Speaker 6: go for a walk and just get out where I'm staying.

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Speaker 6: And he said, well, look about five k walk is

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Speaker 6: a place called New Rehaven, New Rebar, sorry, really nice

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Speaker 6: little village and there's a couple of coffee shops there

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Speaker 6: and some shops wander around there and he says, it's

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Speaker 6: like a five k walk. He said, or if you want,

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Speaker 6: you can borrow my bike. So I thought, well, I

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Speaker 6: borrow your bike. So I borrowed this guy's bike. It

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Speaker 6: was a Nats and old, really old, rusty bike. The

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Speaker 6: tires were half full. Anyway, I cycle into this place, Newybar,

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Speaker 6: and I see that there are two places up for sale.

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Speaker 6: And this place looks beautiful where it is right with

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Speaker 6: these rolling hills everywhere. One way you can see the

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Speaker 6: and all this. So my wife had said, you know what,

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Speaker 6: I've seen it five to ten years time. We're going

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Speaker 6: to move tore like you've only been away from us

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Speaker 6: in the kids twenty four hours. It's like get drunk

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Speaker 6: on the country side.

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Speaker 5: I've seen it, seen a vision.

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Speaker 4: We only ride by.

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Speaker 6: So anyway, first I see a church for sale, pats

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Speaker 6: you right, So I thought I'll go and have a

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Speaker 6: look around out of interest. They're doing one of these

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Speaker 6: then obviously they've got these They're like patrolling sharks, aren't

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Speaker 6: they the real God? And I'm obviously sweaty. I've got

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Speaker 6: a bicycle helmet that isn't mine, a rusty old bike.

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Speaker 6: I'm in shorts a T shirt, I stink okay, and

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Speaker 6: I can see the lady.

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Speaker 5: Evaluates me like not got the money. She actually looks

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Speaker 5: away from it like that.

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Speaker 4: Then I don't make eye contact with him.

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Speaker 6: There's no point even taking my bank detail to see

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Speaker 6: if I've got the means.

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Speaker 5: She just like whose cycles? Whose cycles? To the crappyhold bike.

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Speaker 4: I walked through a mansion.

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Speaker 6: I forgot to tell you this, so it was just

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Speaker 6: with an intention of buying it, no way.

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Speaker 4: Three months ago, we were having lunch just near here

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Speaker 4: in East Melbourne at the Italian Restaurant. I was telling

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Speaker 4: you about Roquella Place on fit Throe Gardens. And then

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Speaker 4: we're walking back to the car and we walk past

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Speaker 4: this mansion that overlooks the gardens. It's huge, it's so

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Speaker 4: much show. It's got three flagpoles coming out over the

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Speaker 4: front door.

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Speaker 5: This time of dream of having a place with a

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Speaker 5: flagpole up the front.

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Speaker 4: And then we see people shuffling in the open for inspection,

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Speaker 4: so we.

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Speaker 3: Walk in the always have a squeeze.

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Speaker 4: We even got go like Young's got Gordon on her arm,

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Speaker 4: and we just had to pretend that we're, you know,

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Speaker 4: considering bing.

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Speaker 5: Like coin billionaires. They've got the new kid. They need a.

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Speaker 6: Really bigger place, a massive place. Nanny's going to have

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Speaker 6: the west wing. And also when you go around someone

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Speaker 6: else's house, even if you've got intention of buying it right,

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Speaker 6: you're never more judgmental.

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Speaker 5: As a human being. Lately, Captain cheap Pum handles here

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Speaker 5: everything you judge.

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Speaker 4: Even in the manager we were like, oh, a bit

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Speaker 4: of soot from the fireplace out on the floor, clear

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Speaker 4: that up.

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Speaker 9: Before this, So did you how long were you? Did

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Speaker 9: you wander around every wee we did.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it took twenty five minutes and did the relist

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Speaker 6: How do I transport an antique Japanese box? I don't

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Speaker 5: You know why, I'm on holiday. I could be anything

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Speaker 5: I don't know what he's got. And they're going to go,

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Speaker 6: Will Anderson lives fifteen minutes and where Will Anderson could

443
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Speaker 6: have had this to store some of his stuff, And

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

445
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Speaker 5: When I go, yeah, they open up.

446
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Speaker 6: Of course they see this in a months like I

447
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Speaker 6: put like socks and underpants around it, an antique box.

448
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Speaker 6: I see the lady go oh, and I go, I

449
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Speaker 6: got it. It's an antique Japanese thing. I bought it somewhere, okay,

450
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Speaker 6: and she did that you know that swap thing they do,

451
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Speaker 6: And I'm.

452
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Speaker 9: Thinking this, this could be the end of me.

453
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Speaker 6: This could be the end of me. Luckily there was

454
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Speaker 6: no drugs on it, so only way. This morning we

455
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Speaker 6: want to know about what did you bring back from holiday?

456
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Speaker 6: I now own an anti's Japanese box?

457
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Speaker 5: Do you know what I got?

458
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Speaker 6: Max? Saturday is still not thinking it yet. Today are

459
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Speaker 6: going to put some stuff in there, cup of sharpiece

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Speaker 6: pennis and post it notes.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'commel show podcast.

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Speaker 6: This morning What did you bring back from holiday? So

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Speaker 6: I've got my antique Japanese b box?

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Speaker 5: Ria, What did you bring back from holiday?

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Speaker 13: I too came to the allure of the Japanese holiday. Yes,

466
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Speaker 13: I brought back a silk kimono from Tokyo.

467
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Speaker 6: Which kimono is the elite of gentleman's dressing gowns. The silkness,

468
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Speaker 6: the flimsiness.

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Speaker 13: I became very accustomed to it wearing it around in Japan.

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Speaker 13: But then as I thought, I'm going to wear this so.

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Speaker 5: Much when I go back to my normal life.

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Speaker 13: The antique box Japanese Emperor, and then when you wear

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Speaker 13: it in Melbourne it doesn't have the same vibe.

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Speaker 5: You can't wander around paran like that.

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Speaker 4: It seems to be problematic.

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Speaker 5: Not quite.

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Speaker 6: And also the thing about I've never worn such a

478
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Speaker 6: garment don't strike me as very reassuringly.

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Speaker 5: Everything in there secure, not for boys.

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Speaker 6: So worried about one cross of the legs and one

481
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Speaker 6: of the silk eggs like.

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Speaker 13: Zephyr would create a lot of.

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Speaker 4: Problem.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't eaving isn't tethered in there?

485
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Speaker 6: Do any of us actually just ask that my the

486
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Speaker 6: brothers on the show, do any of us actually use

487
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Speaker 6: a dressing gown?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

489
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Speaker 4: Gifted me one twice. Yeah, there's something about feeling insecurity.

490
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Speaker 3: I don't feel everything pajamas under it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the point.

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Speaker 6: My wife loves that's her idea of happiness the evening

493
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Speaker 6: is getting in.

494
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Speaker 9: A dressing gown. I don't feel the cave.

495
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Speaker 5: That's what I think. I think any anything can flop out.

496
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Speaker 4: The drawstring is too high, it's around the way too.

497
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Speaker 9: High, and it comes out very very easy.

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Speaker 6: It's an unsecure house, That's all I'm saying. All right, so,

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Speaker 6: and producer Tom came back from Alice Springs last week. Tom,

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Speaker 6: what did you bring back from holiday?

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Speaker 4: I bought an acubra in the Northern Territory. We've seen

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Speaker 4: the photo and a shame that we've only seen the

503
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Speaker 4: photo because you should be wearing it in Why buy

504
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Speaker 4: it and not wear exactly?

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Speaker 5: Be proud of that? It's a good look. We've seen a.

506
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Speaker 6: Photo, Patsy, have you seen the folkso of its? Like

507
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Speaker 6: Indiana Jones has found his grandson and lent him.

508
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Speaker 5: His is a kubra hat. All right. So it's morning

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Speaker 5: on nine four one four one o four three. What

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Speaker 5: did you bring back from holiday? Marie?

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Speaker 14: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Jack and Petty.

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Speaker 6: Good Marie, what did you bring We're very good and

513
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Speaker 6: hope you're well Marie. Thanks cool on the show. What

514
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Speaker 6: did you bring back from holiday?

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Speaker 14: We bought back a Jack Russell puppy?

516
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Speaker 5: How do you fit that in the old overhead locker?

517
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Speaker 14: It was a driving holiday to a country b and

518
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Speaker 14: B for our anniversary and I just fell in love

519
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Speaker 14: because we had recently lost our old Jack Russell, and

520
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Speaker 14: I just thought it must be fate that some we've

521
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Speaker 14: came across this little of puppies and she was the

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Speaker 14: last one remaining that at the.

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Speaker 5: BnB they had. The owner was like a little of puppies.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, she had her own dog, has had a little

525
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Speaker 14: of puppies.

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Speaker 9: Smart What a smart way to sell a load.

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Speaker 6: I reckon that B and B is just you know,

528
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Speaker 6: you come for the sleep, you'll leave with a puppy.

529
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Speaker 6: It's like a bordello. She's a madam of the house

530
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Speaker 6: in and that old puppy out.

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Speaker 15: She was free.

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Speaker 14: She wasn't even selling.

533
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Speaker 4: Us what free is in like she was giving them away.

534
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Speaker 4: Or you took the toiletries and then a puppy.

535
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Speaker 6: With little bag of cookies and puppies heads in there,

536
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Speaker 6: poking jumper.

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Speaker 5: That's a different phone in puppy down my jumper.

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Speaker 14: Oh she lots to cuddle.

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Speaker 5: Some can get very attached when you leave. All right,

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Speaker 5: thank you very much. She cool, Thank you bye bye?

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Speaker 5: Now nine four, No, that's not the numbers it yeah

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Speaker 5: it is. Actually he's a start of it. You know.

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Speaker 5: I always like to break it up like this, no

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Speaker 5: for and then I dramastically.

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Speaker 4: When they've written that down.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, a bit more InKo.

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Speaker 16: That pen.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the christian O Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Christian our school went to Japan on a school trip.

550
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Speaker 6: The whole class of you, nine boys all brought replica

551
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Speaker 6: Samurai sauce and then proceeded to hold up the entire

552
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Speaker 6: customs line trying to get them back into Australia. No daye,

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Speaker 6: it's going to Linda here. Good morning, Linda, welcome to

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Speaker 6: the show.

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Speaker 5: Linda, Good morning Linda. What did you bring back from holiday?

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Speaker 8: I bought that a windmill from each Uga.

557
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Speaker 5: A windmill, So give me two meet the.

558
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Speaker 8: High rustic windmill.

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Speaker 5: How did you.

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 8: We caught V lineups. We went on the train.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's that seat taking is this old two into

563
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Speaker 6: high windmill? Rustic windmill?

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Speaker 5: Sorry?

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Speaker 8: I caught the train. I bought this spind the weekend

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Speaker 8: up there, came back again on the V line train

567
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Speaker 8: with our luggage and this windmill. Negotiated that way through

568
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Speaker 8: Southern Cross Station, Flinder Street station up and down list too,

569
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Speaker 8: had the Lefster turnstiles.

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Speaker 4: Yes, didn't take two of you to push it around?

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Speaker 8: Absolutely what one of us to us to carry it

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Speaker 8: with the luggage.

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Speaker 9: And I'm going to ask where.

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Speaker 5: Is it now? Where would you house a windmill? In

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Speaker 5: your garden up on the side there.

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Speaker 8: No, it's in my backyard. And we also negotiate their

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Speaker 8: way through the whole supermarket because we had to get

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Speaker 8: supplies on the way home. We just wind meal.

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Speaker 6: You could use it like a lazy Susan, couldn't you

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Speaker 6: when you have friends around, put food on the and

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Speaker 6: then swing it, move it round.

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Speaker 5: What are you washing? Yes?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Linda, thank you very much. You cool, great stuff.

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Speaker 6: That's that's got a Gary Now, Good morning Gary.

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Speaker 16: Good morning Christians in the morning soon.

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Speaker 5: Good morning Gary. What did you bring that from? Holiday?

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Speaker 16: I brought back a while vertebrae get it?

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Speaker 5: Where did you get that from? Did you buy it

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Speaker 5: or now?

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Speaker 16: I don't know. We were traveling by fall Wall Drive in

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Speaker 16: very remote country and a remote beach had several intact

592
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Speaker 16: whale skeletons and one skeleton strewn all over the beach.

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Speaker 16: So we've brought back this wild.

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Speaker 5: Crazy yard a cemetery for big whales.

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Speaker 16: Yes, and that was the big of the car wheel

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Speaker 16: and it's now now we're now garden. And every now

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Speaker 16: and then the dogs have a bit of a bite

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Speaker 16: on the corner of a mega bone.

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Speaker 5: I bet they're going this must be a dinosaur.

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Speaker 4: That'll last of a lifetime. I have to buy another.

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Speaker 16: Bone, getting a long way out of it.

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Speaker 5: Gary, thank you very much. You care.

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Speaker 2: That's brilliant The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 6: So all the kids and moms and dads who are

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Speaker 6: going through at the moment, my heart goes out to

606
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Speaker 6: you that she's under so much pressure at the moment,

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Speaker 6: mainly coming from herself. I'm going the other one. Can

608
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Speaker 6: you eat itser? You more than an as live on

609
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Speaker 6: a beach, up a tree man, it's live off the

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Speaker 6: land like your dad has lived the land.

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Speaker 4: How long do you reckon? You'd last off the land?

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Speaker 6: And tops So yesterday and perhaps you know what it

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Speaker 6: is in apparent? What is it about the evening right

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Speaker 6: just after you just when you think you settled down

615
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Speaker 6: for the day, the front door is shut.

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Speaker 5: That is it? Everyone's inside you care about. Everything's good.

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Speaker 5: And then suddenly you're literally you're chilling up, the feet

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Speaker 5: go up. You think I'm done for today, it's over, and.

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Speaker 6: They go, oh, oh just remember, and you're like, here

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Speaker 6: we go, it's on.

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Speaker 5: My So yesterday it was like, oh oh.

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Speaker 6: God, I just remembered I need these white coat hangers

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Speaker 6: I need won't carry And she's as part of her

624
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Speaker 6: drama that she's doing for her VCE, she's got to

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Speaker 6: do his performance. So her classmates have of a twenty

626
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Speaker 6: minute play that each of them are written monologue she's doing, yeah,

627
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Speaker 6: and so we're going to be there and five separate

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Speaker 6: out of state adjudicators too to market all. It's a

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Speaker 6: lot on I think about eighty percent of the final

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Speaker 6: mark is on this thing. So not so anyway, she's

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Speaker 6: doing a Japanese theme. Actually she doesn't asked.

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Speaker 5: To borrow my anti could differ between and a.

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Speaker 9: D Suddenly, what's in the Marx sharpie?

634
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Speaker 5: Anyway?

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Speaker 6: She said, I need some white coat hangers. I'm supposed

636
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Speaker 6: to be making a prop of some white trees in

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Speaker 6: the background for like snow Christmas in Japan. I went, fine,

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Speaker 6: to know what, you're absolutely naked. I'll go to KMARP.

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Speaker 6: They'll have white coat hangers. She goes, oh, oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 6: you're gum back with the wrong color.

641
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Speaker 5: And I'm looking for white coat hangers. I've got this.

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Speaker 6: So she then comes up with a theory why she

643
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Speaker 6: needs to come with me, why my male eyes will

644
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Speaker 6: get this wrong and that's just genetics.

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Speaker 5: It's not to do with me. This is my male eyes,

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Speaker 5: same with.

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Speaker 6: Any man if they went in there, we apparently see

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Speaker 6: color differently. So midway through her theory, I got we're

649
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Speaker 6: in the car now, and I recorded this. I wonder

650
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Speaker 6: if you agree with it, Patsy, have a listen.

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Speaker 17: Men don't have the same perception of color. It's actually

652
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Speaker 17: a true fact that men can only see like a

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Speaker 17: certain shade of color, whereas biological women can.

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Speaker 5: What's a biological woman? I'm sorry, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 6: I'm dealing with a kind of gender nazy.

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Speaker 17: Someone who's born with female reproductive system. They just tend

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Speaker 17: to be able to see a more broad spectrum of shade.

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Speaker 5: Tend is not twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 16: It's a fun looking up.

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Speaker 4: You'll just look it up.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 5: So you don't trust me to get a Kmart and

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Speaker 5: buy a white coat hangers.

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Speaker 1: You think I'm going to come back with pink, orange

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Speaker 1: or blue.

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Speaker 15: Dat.

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Speaker 17: It's just I could do like five different shades of white,

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Speaker 17: but you could see that one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, do you agree?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely? I agree.

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Speaker 7: Chris thinks navy is black. You'll put like a black

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Speaker 7: jacket on with navy pants really aren't weird. Navy and

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Speaker 7: black do not go together. He goes, it's black, It's

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Speaker 7: both black.

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Speaker 6: No, why would I come back with like an off

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Speaker 6: like a cream or what's it called alabaster?

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Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, people are going to

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Speaker 4: look at the Japanese trees and go those coat hangers

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Speaker 4: in Japan this.

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Speaker 5: Is carea shell. You are now going to have to

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Speaker 5: live off the land like your dad. Ruby O'Connell.

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Speaker 4: I have to say, as someone who struggles with color,

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Speaker 4: have since I was in primary school and I colored

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Speaker 4: my sky purple and I got teased for it. I

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Speaker 4: have a lot of difficulty with color.

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Speaker 3: Your color blind.

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Speaker 4: Yes, oh, I would bring back the wrong coat hangers.

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Speaker 6: But Patsy, do you do you have this with Chris

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Speaker 6: where he doesn't see color like you?

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Speaker 5: Do you think it's true?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true. Yeah it seems to be.

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Speaker 7: And I'm like, well, my eyes aren't don't deceive me,

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Speaker 7: and you will say no, you're wrong, or so no,

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Speaker 7: actually you're wrong.

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Speaker 6: Okay, all right, cooling. Do you think my eighteen year

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Speaker 6: old George is right? Women, have you had experiences where

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Speaker 6: man has come back with the wrong color of something

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Speaker 6: and he.

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Speaker 5: Goes, no, this is black, and you go, no, it's not,

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Speaker 5: it's brown.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Do you agree that my eighteen zurl daughter's right? Men

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Speaker 6: and women see color differently? I would not with my

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Speaker 6: man eyes, would not be at spot the many different

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Speaker 6: shades of white.

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Speaker 5: Think about fifty shades of gray.

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't even be I'd come back with something creamy

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Speaker 6: and not pure white.

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Speaker 5: Excuse me? Uh so do you agree, Patsy?

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Speaker 3: You do, absolutely, I do, Susan.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 6: Come morning, Susan. Do you think my daughter's right? Men

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Speaker 6: and women and women see the color differently.

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Speaker 11: It's definitely a thing. For thirteen years, I had a

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Speaker 11: blue car and my husband thought it was green. We

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Speaker 11: had arguments about it, and yeah, it was definitely blue.

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Speaker 9: So blue and green. Do you think he was colorblind?

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Speaker 11: No, he's not colorblind because he wasn't the only man

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Speaker 11: that thought it was green as well.

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Speaker 8: All men.

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Speaker 4: This is my issue with color is there's so much

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Speaker 4: gray area like blue. Yeah, well, what like aques starts

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Speaker 4: to become blue into green. It's like if your car

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Speaker 4: is a little.

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Speaker 5: Man, Actually you're quite long on which are aqua?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because some people that you could some people could

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Speaker 6: see that differently.

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Speaker 5: Aqua marine which is bluey green.

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Speaker 11: No, it was definitely a dark shade of blue. Or

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Speaker 11: there's a you know, in the same car, there was

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Speaker 11: a green, very very different. But he wasn't the only

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Speaker 11: man that thought it was the same.

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Speaker 4: Don't get me started on dark as well. As soon

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Speaker 4: as the color is dark and they're very hard to differentiate.

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Speaker 4: I did the same thing with dark navy. I think

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Speaker 4: it's black that your hump and does well.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast recently.

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Speaker 6: Then we were talking about the most dangerous room in

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Speaker 6: the house be in the kitchen, and we were we

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Speaker 6: had some amazing stories about your kitchen injuries.

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Speaker 12: Trying to be super healthy. Was making organic tomato soup stick.

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Speaker 12: Blender out starts blending it, but the tomato got clagged up,

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Speaker 12: so I thought, oh right, let's switch it off, unclag it,

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Speaker 12: carry on. But I didn't have my glasses on, so

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Speaker 12: I didn't actually switch off the blender. I switched off

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Speaker 12: my charger. I didn't know what was blood and tomorrow at.

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Speaker 8: The everywhere doing the dishes after a Sunday roast carving knife,

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Speaker 8: slippery hons straight through the food.

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Speaker 18: I was young and I was getting something out of

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Speaker 18: the freezer and saw it was all nice and powdery,

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Speaker 18: and so I decided I'd lick it. And I got

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Speaker 18: my tongue stuck to the freezer other side of it,

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Speaker 18: and I was trying to pry it off, and in

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Speaker 18: the end I just had to do the big rip

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Speaker 18: and it ripped.

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Speaker 6: And we're going to call this feature make Me Scream,

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Speaker 6: all right, So once a week we're going to pick

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Speaker 6: a different room of the house. So we've ticked off

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Speaker 6: the kitchen. There were loads of stories. It ran over

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Speaker 6: two days and then so many of you all kitchen

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Speaker 6: injury stories. We're going to go outside the house today then,

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Speaker 6: so we're looking for your injury stories about if you've

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Speaker 6: been injured in the garden. So in that we're looking

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Speaker 6: for stories that were involving maybe on the deck, sheds

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Speaker 6: and gardens. So any garden, deck or shed injuries, we

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Speaker 6: want your stories.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 6: We're moving on from kitchen injuries and the Most Dangerous

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Speaker 6: Women in the House New room. This week it's all

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Speaker 6: about going outside injuries in the garden, so that involves decks,

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Speaker 6: and sheds on nine four one four one four three

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Speaker 6: Nicola up my ladder hands saw on a branch and

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Speaker 6: the saw became stuck. Took a closer look and pulled

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Speaker 6: the saw back with all my might, punched myself in

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Speaker 6: the mouth. Split my lips still have the scar. Greg

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Speaker 6: upper ladder, How many one that needs to involve?

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Speaker 5: Upper ladder?

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Speaker 6: Upper ladder cutting a huge branch of a gum tree.

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Speaker 6: Said to the wife, I think this will fall on me.

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Speaker 6: My wife said, well, why don't you move me? I

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Speaker 6: kept cutting mindlessly. Two minutes later, I'm on my back

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Speaker 6: with a branch on me and four broken ribs. Yes,

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Speaker 6: always listen to the laugh Christian Greg counting, good morning,

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Speaker 6: good morning, How are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm good cowling. Welcome to the show. So what happened

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Speaker 5: in the garden?

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Speaker 19: It was in the shed my father was cutting a

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Speaker 19: piece of wood with the angle grinder, doing some work

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Speaker 19: on it with my younger brother in the shed. Hit

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Speaker 19: an unseen bolt and all gone Brian to split. One

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Speaker 19: blade went one way, the other blade went the other,

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Speaker 19: missed my brother's head by about two inches.

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Speaker 1: The other blade.

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Speaker 18: Went straight through the back of my father's leg, through

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Speaker 18: the calf to which we saw him coming up the

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Speaker 18: stairs holding his lead together and he just looked at

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Speaker 18: us and said, give me a towel. So yeah, he's

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Speaker 18: got a massive scar there. He's he's actually missing a

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Speaker 18: few toes, missing a finger. He's a classic for doing

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Speaker 18: something in the backyard.

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Speaker 5: But that was classic. It's classic. What's he lost now?

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Speaker 4: His eyes?

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Speaker 6: That is, But it's a James Bond thing with a

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Speaker 6: very Nina going through the air. Yeah, were dodging motion.

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Speaker 18: He does a trick with his with his finger with

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Speaker 18: the grandkids because he's missing a finger. He does a

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Speaker 18: trick and put as he picked his nose too much

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Speaker 18: as a kid and that's how he lost it.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, this is classic, isn't it. That's a great

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Speaker 6: one to start with. Thank you very much your story.

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Speaker 6: No worries, all right, So well it keeps coming on No.

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Speaker 6: Four one four one o four three. Good morning, Sue,

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Speaker 6: good morning, how are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm good? So is it the garden, the deck or

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Speaker 5: the shed?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, it's the garden. Just out one day, turning over

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Speaker 15: the garden with a pitchfork. But I was wearing songs

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Speaker 15: at the time. The pitchfork went straight through the webbing

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Speaker 15: between my.

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Speaker 5: Pail with a four.

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Speaker 4: People still use the pitchfork.

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Speaker 15: In Well, I'm a horticultures I'm a bit you know,

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Speaker 15: bit fancy with my garden.

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Speaker 4: But as a horticulturist, you should know some boots, you

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Speaker 4: know more than us fools.

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Speaker 5: You know you not to do that to me.

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Speaker 15: The doctor said, you know you should be wearing to

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Speaker 15: tech is sing and I'm like, yes, thanks captain obvious.

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Speaker 5: So what happened? Do you have to go to a hospital?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 15: I just had to go get a hitm a shot

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Speaker 15: at the doctor. But the worst belief I had to

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Speaker 15: pull the pitchfork.

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Speaker 6: Out casual way you had to do that.

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Speaker 15: You have to drive yourself to the doctor with.

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Speaker 6: Sticking out the window, you know, a jousting stick overside.

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Speaker 5: So great story, Thank you very much for giving us

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Speaker 5: a call.

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Speaker 4: A good one.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, we're looking for your garden

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Speaker 2: injuries today.

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Speaker 6: They just go include decks and sheds. Christian, this is

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Speaker 6: an injury about my neighbor. I was sitting on my

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Speaker 6: couch one day looking across the road. I could see

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Speaker 6: my neighbor standing on top of a flimsy keyword here

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Speaker 6: flimsy shed. He was stood on the roof waving us

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Speaker 6: and waved back, and there all of a suddenly fell through.

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Speaker 5: What a sight that guy goes with me.

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Speaker 4: That's life, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: One minute you're waving, going on the roof. What's this

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Speaker 5: on my asse? Excuse me, that's my story. I'm here

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Speaker 5: to share it. Funny shit. And all of a sudden,

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Speaker 5: I just sot.

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Speaker 6: Disappeared into the bonding shirt and I said, Dad, the

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Speaker 6: neighbor Augusta Road needs aw. I got right into corn ambulance.

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Speaker 6: And we didn't know what we could be in the shed,

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Speaker 6: metal shovels, it could be on top of all man

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Speaker 6: of the things Dad runs across. We always had to

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Speaker 6: get the ambulances. I'd never seen my dad move so

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Speaker 6: quickly in the sixties. Luckily the guy was fine. Long

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Speaker 6: story short. I end up dating the guy fell for

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Speaker 6: the roof. We are now living together, been together two years.

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Speaker 5: Yess.

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Speaker 6: That is an amazing story. All right, let's get some

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Speaker 6: more of these garden injuries.

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Speaker 5: Samanth thir good.

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Speaker 11: Morning, Good morning guy. Very similar to one of the

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Speaker 11: callers before. My dad was working with some wood in

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Speaker 11: the shed, was using the plane to shave off some

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Speaker 11: of the wood and shaved off the end of his finger.

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Speaker 11: The funniest thing about it. We got back from the

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Speaker 11: hospital and my brother was charging all his mates twenty

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Speaker 11: cents each to find the end of his finger in

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Speaker 11: the order.

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Speaker 4: Didn't turn up.

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Speaker 11: No, well, it was shaved so like there was just

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Speaker 11: little pieces.

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Speaker 6: It was just like pars. All right, Samantha, thank you

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Speaker 6: very much. She could have a good day. No, thank you, Jody,

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Speaker 6: good morning.

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Speaker 11: Good morning. I love your show.

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Speaker 5: Guys, thank you Jody. We're very good. And Jody, what's

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Speaker 5: your story for us? And about God?

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Speaker 11: Mine's a shed injury my husband with them. In the

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Speaker 11: middle of the shed, I picked up a bale of hay,

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Speaker 11: stepped backwards, chipped over. I hurt myself. I knew idea

887
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 11: and turned out that I actually ripped my calf off,

888
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 11: my bone and I didn't go to the just got

889
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 11: on a country girl. I'm pretty tough. I thought, you know,

890
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 11: it'll come good on it. A year later I went

891
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 11: to the doctors, found out that I'd actually ripped off.

892
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 11: I had to sleep with a pillow between my legs

893
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 11: for about two years until it healed. There was nothing

894
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 11: they could do with it after that. There you go.

895
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 8: That's fine story.

896
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 5: Country Country are just tough.

897
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 15: You are.

898
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 5: It is tough, aren't you?

899
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 11: We are we are Another.

900
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 5: Is so much tougher.

901
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 9: That's ridiculous.

902
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 5: You didn't do anything for a year?

903
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 11: No, And then another time I got double barrels in

904
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 11: the mouth by a horse and I lost three teeth,

905
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 11: and I got up, I went inside, picked up my teeth,

906
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 11: cleaned them, chucked them like, dipped them back in, stuck

907
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 11: my kniles, and I had a cup of tea, went

908
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 11: to bed, and then I went to the dentist for the

909
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 11: next day and.

910
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 4: Had dump them back into your own guard.

911
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, scenes this morning.

912
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 11: Right now, straight as they just braced him though he

913
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 11: was super impressed.

914
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 5: You had a cup of tea and went to bed.

915
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 11: Yeah, I did.

916
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 18: I looked like Daffy Duck in the morning.

917
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 6: What we have to do a phone in tomorrow, though,

918
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 6: what is your I'm so tough out in the country

919
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 6: because that Joony's going to take some beating.

920
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 8: Could go on.

921
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 6: Wow, jooney, you're going to send you a prize. We've

922
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 6: got a gold class double pass tickets. I'll send you that.

923
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 6: That's an amazing story. Two amazing stories.

924
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 8: For me.

925
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, thank you, Andrea. Good morning mine.

926
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 20: How are you?

927
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 5: I'm good? Andrew? All right, what's your garden story for us?

928
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 20: Okay, I'm happy. He was mowing on a really hot day,

929
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 20: so I thought I'll take him a glass of water. Now,

930
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,439
Speaker 20: as usual, he left the spade on the back door step.

931
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 20: I thought, oh, I'll jump over that like a gazelle,

932
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 20: and the gazelle I am not. I landed awkwardly and

933
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 20: heard my left leg snap. I think this can't be good.

934
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 20: So kipped to the right and got that stuck and

935
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 20: that snapped as well. Twenty minutes later, after scream he's

936
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 20: still holding the glass of water. He heard me because

937
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 20: our kids next door were playing outside. Get two surgeries later,

938
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 20: seven weeks in a wheelchair.

939
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 5: Poor thing.

940
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 20: And the next door a the cat over and said, oh,

941
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 20: but there's something wrong with Andrew. And we heard her

942
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 20: screaming and John's like no, or he's just flying out

943
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 20: the back with two broken legs.

944
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 21: Wow, we need horror music now.

945
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 20: She probably thought, oh, they're having a domestic I'm thinking

946
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 20: in all the years we've west but no. So yeah,

947
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 20: So next time he mays, he just takes his own

948
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 20: bottle of water, and I'm not going out.

949
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 6: He's going to keep an eye on you the next

950
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 6: and not looking after himself with his own water supply.

951
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,879
Speaker 20: Oh look, I'm just a disaster. So the last time

952
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 20: I made the lawn, I kicked up some leaf and

953
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 20: got bidden by a white doll's spider. And yeah, I'm

954
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:58,879
Speaker 20: all out out there.

955
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 6: It's quite a lot going on, and I'm going to

956
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 6: make a call after show. They said, someone round Andrew.

957
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 5: Andrew, thank you very much, you call, have good day,

958
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 5: Thank you very much.

959
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 6: The amount of stories we've had to turn away actually

960
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 6: because there were two gruesome you would take some calls

961
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 6: with me.

962
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 5: Caitlyn comes bouncing into the studio with her high energy.

963
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 4: Lovely energy, Oh lovely energy.

964
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 5: But the energy didn't match the most horrific story she

965
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 5: came in.

966
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 6: Great one to go to next, about a young lad

967
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 6: who fell off the ladder and ladded face first on

968
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 6: a steak. He's all right, no, she goes, He's fine

969
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 6: now and all ends fine.

970
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 16: Way.

971
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 6: We can't have that. We can't also that energy. We

972
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 6: can't have a bouncy energy. Hey, stay with us. You've

973
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 6: got a great story about someone face planting a steak.

974
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast, All Right time.

975
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,720
Speaker 6: Waister Liam Gallagher one man in rock and roll, formerly

976
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 6: of Oasis, and is fifty.

977
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 5: He turned fifty last week.

978
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 6: So today now that Liam Gallagh goes fifty, midle age,

979
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 6: we're looking for your middle aged bands. If we were

980
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 6: to have Midfest. Who'll be on stage.

981
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 5: At middle aged Fest? Mid Midfest?

982
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 4: Christians?

983
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 5: Who's there?

984
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 6: Straight in the eighties they're so middle aged now they're

985
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 6: not tears for fears, No, they're tears for regrets.

986
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 5: Oh if I hadn't married Silver Plus Okay, Australian band.

987
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 22: In exhausted, so in ex hosted, so tired, so tired,

988
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 22: mortgage against the machine, Oh those interest rates.

989
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 5: They don't get him angry, he's acting a roach. Lincoln Park.

990
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 5: But they're not so young anymore. No, no, no, that's right.

991
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:52,760
Speaker 6: They're LinkedIn park, panic about going to the disco.

992
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 5: You can't hear yourself talking those Gold.

993
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 6: Florence in the machine that keeps her alive, Silver Puss

994
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 6: and the police or there used to be a young

995
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 6: happening band.

996
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 5: They not now older middle aged. Oh the police are

997
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 5: just doing their John Susan.

998
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 4: Gold.

999
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 5: Thank you for the audacity the ship, cheek of it,

1000
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 5: the ship cheek of it?

1001
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 9: All right?

1002
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 5: What have you got jack? Middle aged bands?

1003
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 4: Flabber sorry, flabber.

1004
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 5: Gold?

1005
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 4: No, it's good leather skin hard, leather skin hard. You

1006
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 4: know you get the leathery skinners you get older.

1007
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 3: I get it. No, do you mean deaf flipping? What

1008
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 3: do you mean flipper?

1009
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 5: Is the band deaf deaf lepping? That would be quite

1010
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 5: a funny.

1011
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 4: Lin.

1012
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 5: We're trying to have you out here, all right.

1013
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 4: Bronze, Oh you're not gonna like this one. Then the

1014
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 4: Back in My My Day Boss Stones for the Mighty

1015
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 4: Mighty bust.

1016
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 5: No, no, the band wasn't. The problem with comedy was

1017
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 5: bronze talking sheds. Now, that's silver.

1018
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 6: Usually I couldn't give it a gold.

1019
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 4: The who touched the thermostat Now that is gold?

1020
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 5: Well done, it got there in the end. All right,

1021
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 5: What have you got? Then?

1022
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1023
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 6: Alright, Yes, today time wast middle aged bands, middle aged bands,

1024
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 6: Back in my Green day, Silva, that's well done, Mark

1025
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 6: menopause a work silvil plus.

1026
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 5: Why don't Kelly the b geez my backup? Gold done? Joke?

1027
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 5: Old Karen's on the block silver plus.

1028
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 6: There's a blast in the past, earth wind and fiber gold.

1029
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 5: John Lang, well done, Australian.

1030
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 6: Australian, crawl back into bed, Bronze, b fifty two vitamins, silver,

1031
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 6: belly Fotado gold, that's great, belly potato, ben Folds washing

1032
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 6: gold plus.

1033
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 5: Nah, come my back.

1034
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 4: Just went bronze.

1035
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 9: I tried, Craig Silver chair lift gold, Simon, I.

1036
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 5: Me backstreet boys. I'm starting like a pie with this

1037
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 5: well system of a.

1038
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 4: Turn it down silver plus.

1039
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 5: Hue Lewis and the seven pms gold. Laura, well done, Tina,

1040
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 5: turn that down silver. That deserved the gold. That's smart one.

1041
00:47:52,920 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 5: Scottie haul and rolled oats, but it's not something especially Yeah, let's.

1042
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 6: Sugar silverifty regular teller can't see without my classes gold.

1043
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 5: That's where I put my keys. That's where I put

1044
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 5: my key.

1045
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 4: There's gold.

1046
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 6: The Fujis becomes the bung knees silver hunters and anti collectors.

1047
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 6: Very good work, Mark Pearl, jam On toast bronze. Someone's

1048
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 6: giving us a little play here. Who's that of the

1049
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 6: chemist Christian it's the pill top Hoods.

1050
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 4: I like the player.

1051
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 5: Sil Wolf Mother of three.

1052
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 4: Silver, no doubt, no doubt no girl.

1053
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 5: All right, who wins surprise? Who's best in show today?

1054
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 4: Lots of your ones, but congratulations John, Earth Wind and Fiber.

1055
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast.

1056
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 6: So on to myro's show. The Weakest claim to fame

1057
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 6: will be back. Also, we want your stories if your

1058
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 6: country tough. We heard an amazing story today. It wasn't

1059
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 6: even why the lady called in, but she just happened to.

1060
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 6: We were saying how tough she is because she said,

1061
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 6: I mum, country tough like you hear from a lot

1062
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 6: of people. Say she got double barreled by a horse,

1063
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 6: kicked out three of her teeth. She picked them up,

1064
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 6: had a cup of tea and went to bed and

1065
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,879
Speaker 6: sorted it out the next day. I can't even wrap

1066
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 6: my head around being that tough.

1067
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 5: That's tough.

1068
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 6: So we want your stories because there's tough and then

1069
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 6: there's country tough.

1070
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 5: On tomorrow's show. Now, before we go.

1071
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 6: At the start today's show, there was a bit of

1072
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 6: an argument between the three of us, which is sad

1073
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 6: to come back to an argument, but it wasn't anything

1074
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 6: to do with me or Jack.

1075
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 5: It was as always, it was.

1076
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 3: Patsy my phones off during the show.

1077
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 5: With Jack.

1078
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 4: Actually, well, you do live Facebook updates during.

1079
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 6: The Yes, strong denial, as they say in media words.

1080
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 6: Don't they strong enough from Patsy there that she doesn't

1081
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 6: use her phone.

1082
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 5: A lot during the show. Do we all agree with

1083
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 5: the phase the camera, doesn't they? Yes? Yes.

1084
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 6: If you go on Facebook right now, and you go

1085
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 6: on Instagram right now, you will see quite a lot

1086
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 6: of evidence of Patsy.

1087
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 5: On her phone.

1088
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 3: Hang on, what have I done this morning?

1089
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: On?

1090
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 6: Not this morning, Patsy even one bit we've seen where

1091
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 6: you're doing a link with us and you're doing a

1092
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 6: kind of like and then going back to the really

1093
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 6: important business of the phone, just nodding along.

1094
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 3: With us, just looking at Twitter for new breaking.

1095
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 5: News, wood Wood and Bernstein. Twitter. Twitter is giving you

1096
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 5: news break that you were looking for news. Well, Patsy,

1097
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 5: I mean the denial.

1098
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 3: My phone's off during the show.

1099
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 5: With Jack.

1100
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 6: Actually, go to Instagram, go to Facebook. You're seeing what

1101
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 6: is this show's prude footage? Back into the left, back

1102
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 6: into left, you'll see her on that phone right.

1103
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,479
Speaker 5: While we're live on air.

1104
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 6: Can't wait to get back to that phone. At one point,

1105
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 6: she's barely nodding, doing one of these or whatever. This

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Speaker 6: phone is so interesting, cat yawning and now giggling.

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Speaker 3: I guarantee you it'll be following news late.

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Speaker 11: No, no, I.

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Speaker 5: Guarantee you give me that one breaking news from my phone.

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Speaker 5: Good evening.

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Speaker 6: Here is the news I'm going to this update Twitter,

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Speaker 6: her Wi Fi has gone down. Head to Instagram and Facebook.

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Speaker 6: Look for the Christian O'Connell Show. You'll see the damning

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Speaker 6: video right now. We're back tomorrow.

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