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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rash, it's Darren Hayes up

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Speaker 2: to love to get him in the studio. I'd love

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Speaker 2: to get him the show. Someone specks and specs a

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Speaker 2: few times, Buddy Funny Blake, love to get him in.

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Speaker 3: Have we ever spoken to him?

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Speaker 2: I never, I've never spoken to Rolling the Hayes anyway,

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Speaker 2: if he's around, please join us, Darren, give us by

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Speaker 2: the way, but we are Savage Garden events. Something give

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Speaker 2: us call right now, will give.

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Speaker 3: Us a cool days. You never know. Just check it

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Speaker 3: out there thirteen one or six fives the number death.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, we are talking right now. This is an extraordinary story.

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Speaker 4: A pregnant New Zealand journal is called Charlotte. That Charlotte

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Speaker 4: Bell is New Zealand's music, which I told that button

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Speaker 4: pushing not to play because it slows down the show.

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Speaker 3: But here we are slows down.

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Speaker 2: Given that you've slowed down to recognize, well, everybody else knew.

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Speaker 2: Everyone knows that that's a key Way song.

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Speaker 3: Just the name Dave Doblin or something just adds nothing.

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Speaker 2: Darren Hayes is called You're kidding, I'm Joe picked that

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Speaker 2: carry on, carry on, cherry on.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let me still the story against I was really

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Speaker 4: enjoyed by music and Darren Hayes so pregnant New Zealand

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Speaker 4: journalist Charlotte Belle's extraordinary story. So she was called in Afghanistan,

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Speaker 4: so obviously reported over there in Afghanistan she was pregnant.

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Speaker 4: When New Zealand closed the border, they were like, no

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Speaker 4: one can come into New Zealand. She actually got stuck

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Speaker 4: in Afghanistan, meaning that she was in a position where

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Speaker 4: she was potentially going to face jail time because unmarried

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Speaker 4: pregnant women go to jail in Afghanistan.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Truly remarkable.

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Speaker 4: It has also come to my attention during the song

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Speaker 4: that this is a month old story brought to me

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Speaker 4: by our producer LJ. So, yeah, this happened over a

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Speaker 4: month ago. So on the second of February she was

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Speaker 4: granted entry to New Zealand. And so she's okay, and

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Speaker 4: it happened a month ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and here we are.

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Speaker 2: There were lots of people that were in this situation

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Speaker 2: where borders were closing and you couldn't get anywhere. The

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Speaker 2: people who had family in India, like children in India

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Speaker 2: who couldn't get back to Australia at one point when

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Speaker 2: we're getting hit with COVID totally why, I'm very I

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Speaker 2: know actually because you know, my partner's given birth in

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Speaker 2: a couple of months and in Australia only recently they

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Speaker 2: opened the border up to foreigners. Yeah, so her mum

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Speaker 2: wasn't able to come back for the birth until like

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Speaker 2: a week ago. Yeah, crazy, crazy time that that's only

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Speaker 2: just changing now.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, just back on this story here. Though there was

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Speaker 4: a chance that Charlotte was going to be giving birth,

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Speaker 4: of course would have had to have been in Afghanistan.

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Speaker 4: So I would like to ask the question on thirteen

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Speaker 4: one oh six y five worst place for a baby

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Speaker 4: to pop out? Do I have some music to back

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Speaker 4: up the question I'm asking, of course I do.

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Speaker 5: Baby popped out Jenna bad Place, Baby popped out, Jenna

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Speaker 5: Bad Place.

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Speaker 3: Initial thoughts on that.

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Speaker 6: Awful?

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Speaker 3: Fair enough, that's the question.

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Speaker 2: Though guys made the show Charlotte almost go for hell

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Speaker 2: was vetting.

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Speaker 3: That sometimes I'd just slipped the song says hopeless place.

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Speaker 2: I mean sure, I changed with it.

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Speaker 3: I changed a bad ad.

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Speaker 2: No, I know, just sick with hopeless thirty one oh

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Speaker 2: six five give us the core. Worse place to pop

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Speaker 2: a child out?

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Speaker 5: Love, baby popped out in a bad place, baby.

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Speaker 3: The way I spread the bad Let's go to Susie

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Speaker 3: here thirteen one oh six five. I've totally lost you.

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Speaker 3: Havente's checking your emails.

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Speaker 1: Mate.

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Speaker 2: No, no, Susie, you've called the show. No, no, you did,

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Speaker 2: so you know you definitely lost me like he had.

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Speaker 2: I was looking at Gordon Ramsey super fast, super green

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Speaker 2: summary pasta dish. When you played that little string. Then

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Speaker 2: that's how much I hate it. Susie's called her.

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Speaker 3: We've got her the I've got your attention. Susie. You

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Speaker 3: you were the one who was born in a bad place.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was born in a toilet.

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Speaker 2: You're kidding.

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Speaker 3: Did your mother know she was pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she was in library and she was in the hospital,

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Speaker 1: and she's told them and I said, no, no, you

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Speaker 1: just need to go to the bathroom, and so they

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Speaker 1: sent her to the bathroom and I was born.

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Speaker 6: Holy.

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Speaker 4: At one point, Susie, did she realize that it was

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Speaker 4: actually a child that she'd passed.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was breeched, so my feet came out. Then

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Speaker 1: she knew she was having a baby.

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Speaker 2: Yep, you were breach. You were breach on the toilet. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Would you know immediately that it's feet though, or would

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Speaker 4: you just be like, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Double, I've got myself in too prong. Did a child? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Wow Oe, Susie. So that's so so sorry, Susie. I

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Speaker 2: can't go back to you. The first thing that you

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Speaker 2: touched in this water, in this world was toilet.

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Speaker 1: Water pretty much? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Do you love the water?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't mind. It's okay, there you go.

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Speaker 2: Did not come out head first, or we'd call you

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Speaker 2: a piss head the kills.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Irene here, Irene, you were the one. Hello,

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Speaker 3: sorry about Will's last joke. Just appalling. You need to

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Speaker 3: go home and shower. Will as in showered today and

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Speaker 3: it's getting disgusted.

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Speaker 2: Irene.

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Speaker 3: You're the one who go birth in a weird place. Sorry,

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Speaker 3: get us out of here.

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Speaker 6: Yes I did. I was actually having the usual birthing pains,

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Speaker 6: and I say, trying me to just get to the

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Speaker 6: hospital as soon as possible, got into the back of

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Speaker 6: a station wagon in the backseat, and then I could

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Speaker 6: feel the baby's head coming and I put my hand

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Speaker 6: there and I'm going, oh my god, oh my god, hurry, hurry.

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Speaker 6: And as we're driving down King George's Road, we come

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Speaker 6: to the light. He stops at the lights and truck

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Speaker 6: drivers are looking down and he's yelling at me, shut

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Speaker 6: your legs. It's coming out the truck driver.

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Speaker 4: You can see.

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Speaker 3: How did you manage to keep it in order to.

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Speaker 6: I had to. I just kept my hand there. It

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Speaker 6: was just the most unreal thing that's ever happened.

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Speaker 1: The hospital.

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Speaker 6: Irene made it to the hospital and the nurses came

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Speaker 6: out and put the sheets underneath me and tried to

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Speaker 6: yank the car in the back of the car and

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Speaker 6: he got out. My husband got out with his leather

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Speaker 6: jacket and was telling everyone, what are you looking at?

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Speaker 1: What are you looking at?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: So you gave birth in the back of the car.

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Speaker 2: Irene in the car.

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Speaker 6: My daughter young, that's beautiful driving, Yes she is.

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Speaker 3: There's something in this. What do you want your kid

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Speaker 3: to be good at? Will djying music? Sure popping out

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Speaker 3: on the decks.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go to the track.

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Speaker 3: I thought that was a good theory.

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Speaker 4: Now you're done with that, why not check out more

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Speaker 4: from Will and Woody on the Full Show podcast