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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know what's sleeping around and not being judged for it.

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Speaker 3: If you've heard of a ridiculous New Zealand baby name,

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Speaker 3: please send it to me.

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Speaker 1: Monkey Magic's here, Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 4: Friends, Monkey Magic is here once more. Monkey Magic on

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Speaker 4: a every day six a m Till nine Monday.

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Speaker 5: For Friday.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Jackie Boye, Morning Christian. Let's chat's our friend.

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Speaker 4: Who's down the line? Old Covid Pats.

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Speaker 2: Don't be calling me that today.

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Speaker 5: That's not nice. Come on, Covid Pats.

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Speaker 3: Any other day's fine, but today.

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Speaker 4: Old Delta Pats, we're fine, but telling everyone why you're

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Speaker 4: down the line today? You're doing the well, you're not

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Speaker 4: doing the news. You could be bothered, but you happen

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Speaker 4: to chat to us, not the queen. But can't we

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Speaker 4: able to Sully yourself read the news in my home?

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Speaker 4: Rachel to do it chat and do the old monkey

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Speaker 4: manage of you guys. I want to not do the

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Speaker 4: news at my house.

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Speaker 2: Yes, crazy scenes here yesterday. Audium, our ten year old

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Speaker 2: goes to Becka smash Grammar and one of the teachers

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Speaker 2: there has tested positive. So we didn't find out till

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Speaker 2: last night, so it was sort of scrambling to figure out.

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Speaker 4: How do they out that way out west? What did

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Speaker 4: they raise a flag or like a fire? How they

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Speaker 4: all let you know, Sien or the.

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Speaker 5: Vinage elder walks aroundanuses your ban Joe's away.

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Speaker 4: No, that is not what it's like out there, Jacko

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Speaker 4: came you say that? So so you got going to

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Speaker 4: get tested this morning?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? So, Well the email from the health department, it's

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Speaker 2: a little bit confusing. It says that Odds has to

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Speaker 2: isolate and only get she Now.

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Speaker 5: She's in the old chicken coop down the bobble garden.

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Speaker 3: Serious, she's asleep.

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Speaker 2: She's asleep with the cows out the back, and not

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Speaker 2: to get tested unless she's got symptoms. But we're all

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Speaker 2: going to get tested. Are We're going to do the

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Speaker 2: right thing at eight o'clock this morning and go and

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Speaker 2: get things shoved up our eyes and just see that

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Speaker 2: we're okay.

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Speaker 5: It's nuts, isn't it from it?

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Speaker 4: I remember we ended yesterday's show, and I think it

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Speaker 4: was in the nine o'clock news on the station that

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Speaker 4: there was one case. Now suddenly there's eleven and now

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Speaker 4: everyone's like down again, lockdown, just lockdown. I just selfishly,

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Speaker 4: it's like my daughter turned seventeen Saturday and my wife

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Speaker 4: and I were having one of those looking like a lockdown,

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Speaker 4: one of those conversations. My wife and I have serious

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Speaker 4: conversations always by the little laundry and we go in

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Speaker 4: there and even while my youngest daughter lowest, came in

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Speaker 4: and went, oh, it's one of these chats. W Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you need to walk out. We shut the door and

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Speaker 4: we went, let's not tell you where we could be

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Speaker 4: going to lockdown's.

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Speaker 5: Going up for dinner. She's seventeen Saturday.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, people have got it far worse. You know, we're lucky.

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Speaker 5: We can still go to work, we can earn money,

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Speaker 5: and you just say how much more can we will take?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Changes so quickly now with this delta variant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's the off and on, isn't it. I know,

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Speaker 2: like because just went back to school on Tuesday, so

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Speaker 2: they're about two days.

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Speaker 4: Sorry for all the school kids of Melbourne. My heart

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Speaker 4: goes out to the mind. I really hope that actually

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Speaker 4: there's good news that we're not going into lockdown. I

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Speaker 4: don't want to spread doom and Glenn, that's not on

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Speaker 4: the last thing we want to do. But you can't

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Speaker 4: help but think we may be going back into some

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Speaker 2: But you know what, We've done it before and if

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Speaker 2: we have to, we can do it again with people are.

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Speaker 5: Really annoyment when they go We've got this last year.

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Speaker 5: I don't have it anymore. Sydney, you can do this,

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Speaker 5: I feel I don't want to say that to Sydney people.

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Speaker 5: It's insulting. You can do this.

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Speaker 3: I saw it on a bumper sticky yesterday. We can

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure we can do this. I'm not shopping

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Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 4: Podcast yesterday on the show, we were chatting about which

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Speaker 4: TV world would he love to live in, and a

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Speaker 4: Miami Vice spending way too much time talking about the

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Speaker 3: And he really loved how they dressed and the guns

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Speaker 5: Not does that.

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Speaker 4: I've never heard any caller in my twenty three years

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Speaker 4: on radio, so the word gleaning cleaning guns. But anyway,

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Speaker 4: the thing was he was in his bed. He was

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Speaker 4: lying down phoning us, And I was thinking about this yesterday.

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Speaker 4: How there are for all of our morning routines. There

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Speaker 4: are those, There are stages, aren't there. It starts with

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Speaker 4: the lying down in bedep I don't in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I can't lie down too much. So don't you ever

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Speaker 4: hit the snooze?

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Speaker 3: No, No, You've got to get snooze out of your life.

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Speaker 3: Get well. I don't understand snooze, right. The worst part

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Speaker 5: Yes, snooze is giving you.

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Speaker 3: Three or four of the worst part of your day

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Speaker 3: when just you just have to suffer through one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly, I think they should sell a lot two

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Speaker 4: types of alarm clocks, snooze and no snooze. It shouldn't

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Speaker 4: he be an option? Yeah, if you set the alarm,

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Speaker 4: you need to get up for a reason.

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Speaker 3: The best thing I ever did this said tip for

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Speaker 3: everybody who is a constant snoozer put your alarm.

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Speaker 4: Well, that means they're dead. Who is a constant snoozer?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to put that on your tombstone. Consoo, he's now.

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Speaker 5: Dead, but he's so happy. He hated that alarm going

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Speaker 3: Put your alarm out of arms reach. I haven't put

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Speaker 4: That's nice to wake up your wife, which is done

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Speaker 3: But it forces you to be out of the bed.

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Speaker 3: And then once you're out of the bed, there's no

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Speaker 5: And just lean over and turn it off.

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Speaker 3: Then you can snooze.

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Speaker 5: No, you can't snooze. You snooze, you loose.

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Speaker 4: There's no pay the mortgage. I've actually crossed out the

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Speaker 4: can't turn that off. That has to be paid every month.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, there are these stages to our morning routines.

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Speaker 4: I thought, this morning, right, let's see if we can

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Speaker 5: All those various stages of the stages.

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Speaker 4: So if you think about it, right, it starts with

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Speaker 4: they're on their phone just doom scroll.

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Speaker 3: They're scrolling through the phone, and this morning we know.

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Speaker 5: What they're looking at all the COVID stuff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, then what happens you get? Are we showering? Getting changed?

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Speaker 3: I shower first.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's better than getting clothed.

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Speaker 3: Isn't it? Before breakfast? I mean wries.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes the more we go into your actual day to day,

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Speaker 5: be any mine? Yesterday show? We heard that night before

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Speaker 5: research for that one episode wasn't enough. So yeah, I

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Speaker 5: just prefer call me old fashioned. I have no clothes

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Speaker 3: So do we go someone in bed, yes, someone in

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Speaker 4: And I guess what we want them to do is

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Speaker 4: Is christ you're good at this radio stuff. And then

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Speaker 4: we don't don't bring the landline into the You don't

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Speaker 3: There unless you've got some waterproof one. Don't risk it.

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Speaker 4: By the way too, my phones right, and obviously keeping

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Speaker 4: it on speaking in the shower. A friend of mine

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Speaker 5: He had it attached to the wall in one of the.

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Speaker 3: But you can always tell when somebody's in the bathroom echo.

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Speaker 5: He's really echoing? Heny, Who where were we in the

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Speaker 3: Okay, why don't we just start with trying to get

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Speaker 5: Reminded me how great you aren't radio? Are you in bed?

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Speaker 5: Are you lying down corners now?

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Speaker 4: Lady Labarty the home on the show for all your

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Speaker 4: amazing emails. You can email the show out and you

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Speaker 4: think nothing we've talk about the show is committee dead.

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Speaker 5: It might be something here on our podcast. As you're

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Speaker 5: catching up with the show.

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Speaker 4: You just email me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au.

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Speaker 4: Lots of emails came in overnight. What we talked about yesterday,

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Speaker 5: Some of the calls we had yesterday.

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Speaker 4: every mom and dad has got a story and film.

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Speaker 4: Some of the people we talked to yesterday, you were

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Speaker 4: They're silent and arm Of.

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Speaker 5: Course, if you're five and you've been dragged to work

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Speaker 5: with your mum, what's this under this? You're gonna give

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Speaker 5: that in an old bang or kick, aren't you.

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Speaker 4: I've been more surprised than a five year old didn't

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Speaker 4: do that even as an adult. And someone went to

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Speaker 4: sit there in a bank and I saw that little thing,

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Speaker 4: I know I'd give it to just time.

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Speaker 5: How long it is before the arm police turnt.

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Speaker 3: They shut down the whole of glen Ferry Road. And

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Speaker 4: Yeah all right, so my mum turned her back from

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Speaker 4: one minute. This is from Sharie Christian. When I was

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Speaker 4: six years old. He was sitting at the table and

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Speaker 4: I was swinging back on my chair with massive windows

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Speaker 4: Coriander seeds, peppercorns, caienne, pepper, chili flakes and tuneric.

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Speaker 4: I said, If they're ever to do travelic or space space,

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Speaker 4: If there have you got any emails of the show,

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Speaker 8: Well Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So yesterday morning it was Jack's wife behandk. It's her

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Speaker 3: She's always wanted a record vinyl record player, and I

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Speaker 5: Me financial willing.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday a vinyl turned up, right my wife and what

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Speaker 5: It is for the show.

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Speaker 4: It was the vinyl soundtrack to the eighties kids musical

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Speaker 5: I said, the show has been waiting for this.

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Speaker 3: As you've been requesting by popular demand bugs him and

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Speaker 3: So that's what I'm worried is that you become addicted

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Speaker 5: Thank you glad well.

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Speaker 3: But I bit the bullet and I was very actually

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Speaker 4: And he was intimidating in there, and isn't there They've

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Speaker 5: Was it behind a curtain? No?

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Speaker 3: He was in a big glass box.

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Speaker 4: And so is it the same as one I went

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Speaker 5: I must have this one.

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Speaker 3: Well, because what I thought is you can the turntables

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Speaker 3: I was like, all right, that's a good old cheap gift,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, he didn't sell me on a special stylust.

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Speaker 4: Then it's the wather you want wall mounted versus floor

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Speaker 4: Anythink like George Min, I'm not making like a new

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Speaker 4: I'm going to be hammered most of the time. Want

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Speaker 5: I've got no idea why set.

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Speaker 5: And then it's the cables.

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Speaker 3: He the cables surely is for suckers only.

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Speaker 5: Hey, I stepped in that I am that sucker.

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Speaker 3: Pats the cables on the wall.

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Speaker 4: Like perhatsally the ones I've got, I saw them yesterday, right,

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Speaker 4: That's the cables that need to get in. I had

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Speaker 5: Honestly we almost got divorced. Sarah's few. I just put

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Speaker 3: I couldn't. Those thick ones started at like two hundred bucks.

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Speaker 3: They went up to six hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 5: But they may call the difference. Come on a cable,

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Speaker 3: So I'm going for a very narrow sound, I guess

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Speaker 3: the thing, Patsy, I didn't, in all the excitement got Vinyl.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like giving a kid a bike for Christmas

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Speaker 5: Seriously, I got your car were the keys? God? And

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Speaker 4: I even said to him Patsy and went, so what

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Speaker 5: It was pouring yesterday. No one should be told go

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Speaker 3: The only vinyl that we have is a present. Then

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Speaker 3: Christian gave me two years ago when he thought I

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Speaker 5: I don't believe that's Bianca's favorite band.

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Speaker 3: It wouldn't be her first choice of music to play.

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Speaker 4: And then after the show, Patsy was bothering the producers

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Speaker 3: I just needed something to tide me over so that

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Speaker 5: That's a nice way to give a gift to somebody.

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Speaker 5: We call the tide over.

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Speaker 3: And then in time we'll get your favorite to someone.

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Speaker 4: In time, it starts with this, okay, then in time

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Speaker 3: And then I didn't even end up setting it up

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Speaker 5: You left here a half nine.

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Speaker 4: You'll be crying, You'll be calling me, you'll be looking

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Speaker 3: I thought I would take it out of the box

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Speaker 3: But it's all in parts and pieces, and I thought

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Speaker 4: So what because the most important part of the gift, perhaps,

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Speaker 4: I'm sure you back me up here.

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Speaker 5: When you give a woman any gift, right, it's the

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Speaker 4: If you've got just three albums of a favorite artist,

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Speaker 4: oh you remembered.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the thought Jack Well. So I stopped by

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Speaker 4: looking for any free you ask for a contact there

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Speaker 3: I couldn't as I was standing there and Paul, the

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Speaker 4: find that. I can see the stones under s right

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Speaker 4: super tramp. Where would Shakira be? And she got no,

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Speaker 4: I can't even name a Shakira.

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Speaker 5: His hips don't lie. So it's like Jack Black in

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Speaker 5: high fidelity. Did he tell you to get out of town?

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Speaker 3: He looked at me like, and is there any other

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Speaker 3: bands or music that your wife?

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Speaker 5: I like, excuse me, excuse me, where's the Shakira?

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Speaker 3: So he didn't he didn't have Shakira on hand. They

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Speaker 3: can order in.

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Speaker 4: They can order in nineteen ninety nine.

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Speaker 5: He has built a time machine go back to when

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Speaker 5: she was relevant.

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Speaker 3: So the only things I picked up were stuff that

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Speaker 3: I like, the look of green, the white scribes.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: What are you doing there to that microphone? Pants?

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Speaker 2: Nothing, I'm just sitting here.

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Speaker 5: No, no, you're not. No, we've had this before.

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Speaker 4: Patsy's doing the show from home today COVID pats she's

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Speaker 4: after the show. She's a removalist and she's the one

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Speaker 4: spreading around.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 4: Patsy's got to get tested today and she's doing the

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Speaker 4: right thing. So she's doing the show from home.

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Speaker 5: Whenever we have Patsy down the line, there's issues with

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Speaker 5: the microphone. Can you the birds?

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Speaker 2: Now, that's not they're in our roof. I've got to

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Speaker 2: get the.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes that may be guilty of sort of over exaggerating

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Speaker 4: your lifestyle out there in the West.

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Speaker 5: When you now say there.

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Speaker 4: Are birds in the roof, people, there's some sort of

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Speaker 4: image of hat straw.

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Speaker 5: Nazareth. That's where she lives. She's in Nazareth. Guys.

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Speaker 2: You have a little family of birds in the corner

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Speaker 2: of Crus's office here, not on the inside.

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Speaker 4: No, he couldn't doing his job selling, you know, posting

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Speaker 4: notes for office works.

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Speaker 5: And there's birds chirping in the background. Now.

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Speaker 4: On yesterday's show, we were doing the time this is

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Speaker 4: the straight. I feel like we're doing some sort of

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Speaker 4: ABC nature Watch. I'm crossing live now to our correspondent

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Speaker 4: with a young family of starlings, yesting this time of year, wonderful. Anyway, right,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to dip your microphone a bit, Patsy,

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Speaker 4: because it's actually putting this off.

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Speaker 5: Okay, we just turn her off, Yeah, pats Patsy. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I'm here the power, the power in this job. Let's

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Speaker 5: keep Patsy on.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, yesterday we're doing the time waste and there was

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Speaker 4: a story in the news about a mum in New

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Speaker 4: Zealand give them birth to three daughters, and she decided

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Speaker 4: to call them Slayer, Metallica, Panterra, Shakira.

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Speaker 5: They're the heaviest metal bands.

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Speaker 3: Daughters. Yes, I just assumed they were sons.

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Speaker 4: Well I kept saying it on the show yesterday for

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Speaker 4: half an hour, but yes, they know there were daughters.

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Speaker 5: They're all three daughters.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Metallica is a daughter's name.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, classy, right, this I didn't realize Jackie boy kicks off.

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Speaker 5: He just says, you know what. I hear a lot

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Speaker 5: of this. You know, it's always someone in New Zealand

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Speaker 5: who's come up with some name for young kid.

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Speaker 3: The two I remembered with Superman and four reel with

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Speaker 3: the number four.

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Speaker 5: That is bad even bogans Ago and that's two Bogan.

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Speaker 5: You know, there are limits to this game.

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Speaker 4: And we have a producer, Tom, who is from New Zealand,

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Speaker 4: and he you don't see him. He's over your shoulder,

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Speaker 4: right up there in the ball pit out there. He

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Speaker 4: he just kicked off. He literally pushed his chair away

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Speaker 4: from the desk and he erupted. So I thought the

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Speaker 4: only way to settle this fairly is I've asked both

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Speaker 4: of you, right, like Compenalty shootout on Monday, we saw

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Speaker 4: the drama that England crushing out to Italy. I've asked

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Speaker 4: you to bring in five names, five of the best

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Speaker 4: examples of crazy or dumb baby names.

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Speaker 5: And Tom, have you got your five? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I sourced them from a pediatrician.

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Speaker 5: That's why he's a producer. That's detail well.

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Speaker 3: He was after the show yesterday, he's kicking things over

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Speaker 3: and saying, oh, give me an hour to do Australia's

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Speaker 3: worst baby names.

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Speaker 4: There's so many you're gonna have to clear an hour

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Speaker 4: for this. So anyway, it's five each. You would go

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Speaker 4: one each at time, five rounds. Now I've gotten I'm

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Speaker 4: in the middle here, I'm neutral, yep, okay, So I

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Speaker 4: will decide you round. I will score each round so

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Speaker 4: you each have a chance to have you got five

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Speaker 4: examples of the worst baby names from Jackie Boy from

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Speaker 4: New Zealand. Tom is representing New Zealand. He's found five

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Speaker 4: of the worst baby names from Australia. That's coming up

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Speaker 4: next brighter.

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Speaker 8: You're listening to the Christian o'Kyle show podcast.

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Speaker 4: It is on amazing scenes yesterday, just in a last

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Speaker 4: half an hour show, just when I thought the show's done,

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Speaker 4: it's okay, it's the antwork time waste. It's all good

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Speaker 4: and we're talking about the antwork time waster. Yesterday was

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Speaker 4: heavy metal movies because the mum in New Zealand has

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Speaker 4: named her three daughters Pantera, Slayer and Metallica. And just

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Speaker 4: as I was sharing this news story, jack said that

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Speaker 4: actually you hear this a lot.

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Speaker 5: It's always a New Zealand paarent.

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Speaker 3: New Zealand has the dumbest baby names. The two I

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Speaker 3: could remember off the top of my head with Superman

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Speaker 3: and four rear with the number four which is terrible, terrible.

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Speaker 3: And then Tom, who's the New Zealand native, kicked off,

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Speaker 3: threw his papers in the air and said, oh, let

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Speaker 3: me show you some Australia stupid baby names.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and so this morning, this is a situation we

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Speaker 5: have to be in.

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Speaker 8: Australia versus New Zealand.

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Speaker 9: True is responsible for the more ridiculous baby names. It's

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Speaker 9: time to settle this representing Australia, Jack Post representing New

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Speaker 9: Zealand producer Tom. It's Christian o'connall's folking baby name battles.

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Speaker 4: What was that voice of producer Media. I get the

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Speaker 4: feeling he's done that before the weekend. I don't want

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Speaker 4: to ever hear that in production. And I speak on

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Speaker 4: behalf of radio radio does not want to hear that

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Speaker 4: voice ever again.

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Speaker 5: Reo, Okay, wow.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 4: It is on Australia versus New Zealand representing New Zealand

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Speaker 4: producer Tom representing Australia. Jackpost, which country has given its

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Speaker 4: children the worst baby names. In a penalty shootout style,

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Speaker 4: I've asked you to bring in the five best examples

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Speaker 4: from crazy and dumb baby names from New Zealand. Yes, Tommy,

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Speaker 4: you've got yours from this country Australia. Okay, guys, we'll

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Speaker 4: do it. Five rounds, Round one, Jack, you go first.

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Speaker 4: Best examples, best five examples.

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Speaker 3: I would like to thank people emailing in with the

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Speaker 3: stupid names that they've seen in New Zealand, even a

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Speaker 3: midwife who worked on a maternity award in New Zealand.

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Speaker 3: Cent These are some of the stupid once I've seen firsthand.

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Speaker 6: Wouldn't do his own research?

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Speaker 3: Classic, no and fair point mixed in we get this

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Speaker 3: round already for that, mixed in with my own research.

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Speaker 5: Sure, mixed in yeah, really low in the mix your

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Speaker 5: own research.

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Speaker 3: The first stupid baby name from New Zealand. Mount ros

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Speaker 3: Kill bus stop. Mount ros Kill bus stop.

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Speaker 5: That's not that's not a person's name.

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Speaker 3: That's somebody's name walking around New Zealand right now, Mount

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Speaker 3: maybe bus stop to his friends, maybe roz Kill too,

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Speaker 3: but to mum and dad when he's in trouble. Mount

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Speaker 3: Roskill bus stop stop.

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Speaker 4: Doing that in the passport everything Okay, Tom? Had he

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Speaker 4: counter that dumb baby name for New Zealand. Now to

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Speaker 4: go again? Mount Buzzkill rostop.

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Speaker 6: I've been to the Mount Roskill bus stop. It's lovely.

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Speaker 3: It's a place.

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Speaker 5: Oh dear, it's not looking a good case.

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Speaker 3: No, it's also this is a true All mine are

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Speaker 3: real baby names.

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Speaker 5: All right, Tom, what have you got?

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Speaker 10: I spoke to a friend of mine who's a pediatrician

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Speaker 10: in the home of Bogan's Brisbane and the one that's.

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Speaker 4: Gone right, he's holding five power. Now, wow, well played, sir.

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Speaker 6: The most common one that they get.

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Speaker 10: And when I say common, this is a regular baby

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Speaker 10: name in Brisbane. There are more cas Sans born per

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Speaker 10: year than any other.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, oh, come on, it's pretty good, Tom, you're

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Speaker 4: winning round one. He's winning Round one. Really, Cassans come

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Speaker 4: ca Soun's.

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Speaker 3: Actually a quite lovely name.

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Speaker 5: Come on, you're if you direction was laughter? All right?

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Speaker 4: Round one goes to New Zealand's Round two. Guys, Jackie boy,

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Speaker 4: what have you got?

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Speaker 3: A real legitimate baby name in New Zealand? Fish and Chips?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I mean that after that? Come on, Tom, do you

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Speaker 4: want to throw the town in for this round.

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Speaker 6: No, No, I've got one go on then.

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Speaker 10: Born last year in Melbourne, Ladasha spelt l a hyphen a.

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Speaker 5: That shock. That's bad. That's bad.

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Speaker 3: However, they could be a listener of the show. So

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Speaker 3: would you really do that to a listener of the show.

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Speaker 4: They could be they could be listening to the show radio. Yes, no, yes,

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Speaker 4: what a platform. Well done, always working for the man.

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Speaker 4: Nice plug there for the half platform. That's why his

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Speaker 4: management baby Fish and Chips goes to Jack one all

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Speaker 4: of the moment. Okay, round three, Jackie boy, what have

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Speaker 4: you got? Best example of a dumb baby name from New.

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Speaker 3: Zealand Hemi Demi semi quaver once more, Hemi Demi semi quaver.

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Speaker 3: Had to look it up. What it is? It's a

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Speaker 3: sixty fourth note in music, So if you're if you're

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Speaker 3: on sixty beats per minute, you have to play sixty

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Speaker 3: four notes in a second.

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Speaker 5: In my mind, the kind of person that does this

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Speaker 5: looks like Jack Johnson. Happened to him by the way,

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Speaker 5: you mean, Shoot, you couldn't walk into shop anywhere in

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Speaker 5: the world that surf light whatever that genre music wasn't here.

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Speaker 5: It's somewhere like that.

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Speaker 4: You know he's got that sort of guitar hanging up

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Speaker 4: on the wall and something and plays it bad.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to name my kid after the hardest ever

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Speaker 3: to play rhythm.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Music's in me man, all right, So once more,

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Speaker 4: that baby name is Hemi Demi semi quaver that the

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Speaker 4: school register every day, all right, Tom dumbob being able

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Speaker 4: to counter that from this country Australia.

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Speaker 10: Hemmy Demmy very common name in New Zealand.

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Speaker 5: It's Tom's middle name. It's Tom Hemi Demi.

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Speaker 10: But you would quite have meet a Monster Galileo here

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Speaker 10: in Australia.

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Speaker 5: That's a great name.

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Speaker 3: That's actually a powerful name.

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Speaker 5: It's a powerful name.

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Speaker 4: If if you're a nomer like a Marvel movie and

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Speaker 4: you've got Monster Galileo, only greatness is going to come

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Speaker 4: to that person. Monster Galileo is a winner's name. I

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Speaker 4: dream that my parents called me such a majestic name.

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Speaker 5: What's name Monster?

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Speaker 4: I might rename myself Monster Galileo. Get production changed to

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Speaker 4: Tomorrow's show from now on.

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Speaker 3: So that's a win for New Zealand.

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Speaker 5: It's a win for Australia.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, sorry, a win for Australia.

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Speaker 5: So two one two one to you at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Round four A terrible name from New Zealand. This is

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Speaker 3: real and it actually went into court and the court said, no,

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Speaker 3: you can't have that name anymore. It's too bad.

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Speaker 5: Really.

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Speaker 3: But for a while this baby.

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Speaker 5: Was walking on had to get involved.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but until school age this girl walked around with

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Speaker 3: the name Taalula does the Huler from Hawaii.

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Speaker 5: It's actually cruel, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Tom, please explain.

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Speaker 6: I can't have to concede that around.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, actually enough, Yeah you wouldn't that one?

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Speaker 11: All right?

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Speaker 4: Last rounding, guys, I let Tom go first. This time

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Speaker 4: Tom from Australia. A dumb baby name from this country.

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Speaker 10: Spelling quite is pretty common as an era in Australian

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Speaker 10: baby names. Forest, which seems like a regular name. Lovely

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Speaker 10: spelt is is t?

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Speaker 5: What? What? Four?

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Speaker 6: And a T.

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Speaker 5: For s T?

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Speaker 3: That is?

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Speaker 5: That's like I heard the one like the worst rapper name.

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Speaker 3: It's like a bad You have to explain every time

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Speaker 3: you tell her what that is?

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Speaker 5: Shocking is ugly? That's bad?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 5: How do you counter that?

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Speaker 3: My last grenade of stupid baby names from New Zealand

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Speaker 3: Hobbert Downey Jr.

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Speaker 4: That's funny. That's a time waster. That's funny. Come on,

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Speaker 4: that's funny.

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Speaker 5: I made that last one up, all right, I gotta

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Speaker 5: say that.

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Speaker 4: I think it's even Both of your countries have come

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Speaker 4: up with dumb baby names. It's too tough to courl Okay,

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Speaker 4: is that fair?

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Speaker 3: That's fair enough.

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Speaker 5: I have worse ones than I thought we had. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 5: what do guys?

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Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Second day Running, Jack has brought in what appears to

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Speaker 4: be a bile sample for him to drink during the show.

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Speaker 5: What is that pond water?

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Speaker 3: My smoothie?

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Speaker 4: No, that is not as smoothie. It looks like someone's

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Speaker 4: emptied their backside into it and.

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Speaker 3: You're drinking that's my breakfast on the go?

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Speaker 5: What's in that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, straw, it's oat milk, protein powder, peanut, butter, banana,

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Speaker 3: cheer seeds.

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Speaker 5: Anyone else bloating up? Just feeling all that it is thick?

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Speaker 12: Thick.

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Speaker 5: I watched them, by the way, Father Christmas on.

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Speaker 3: The front, I misplaced my usual smoothie holder and I

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Speaker 3: could only find this jar that used to have Christmas

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Speaker 3: lollies in it.

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Speaker 4: And now that's going to be my smoothiecond day running.

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Speaker 4: I love it all right. So yesterday in the show,

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Speaker 4: We're asking you, you turned you about for one second.

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Speaker 4: Mums and Dad's always said this, I just turned my

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Speaker 4: back for one second and what happened next, And it

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Speaker 4: can be a story where you did the thing when

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Speaker 4: mum or dad had the back turned, or what your

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Speaker 4: kids did. Some of the best schools yesterday, I would

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Speaker 4: have made.

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Speaker 13: Three or four at the time, and he had an

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Speaker 13: undercover truck that was unmasked.

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Speaker 12: I snuck in and started smashing.

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Speaker 13: All the buttons, stopping to the police officers in muscle streets. Well,

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Speaker 13: my mum actually turned her back on me, and she

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Speaker 13: had just cooked us a nice dinner, and next thing

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Speaker 13: she knows, she turns around. I've got a finstval of

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Speaker 13: teeth in my nose.

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Speaker 5: I turned my back for one moment.

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Speaker 13: Christian, my three year old, decided to get the riebina

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Speaker 13: off the bench and decided to run laps of the house.

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Speaker 13: It was up the walls, that was up his legs.

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Speaker 13: It was like a scene from Dexter.

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Speaker 3: I thought someone had been mad.

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Speaker 13: So I was about ten years old. It is actually

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Speaker 13: my mom that sort of turned her bad there was

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Speaker 13: a little button under the best that was annoying my leg,

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Speaker 13: so I pushed it out of the way. It turned

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Speaker 13: out to be a silent alarm. Blens Harry wrote, Maulven

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Speaker 13: had been blocked off and the police were storming the bank,

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Speaker 13: thinking that all being wrong.

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Speaker 4: Those are just some of the ones we had yesterday.

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Speaker 4: We'd actually run out of time, so we're going back

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Speaker 4: into it part two today. Then I turned my back

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Speaker 4: for one second. Hayley, good morning, Good morning guys, Haley.

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Speaker 5: What happened then? Was this you doing it or you

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Speaker 5: turned it?

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Speaker 14: Was my son. So when my son was about two

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Speaker 14: years old, I went to an art exhibition with a friend.

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Speaker 14: There was all types of art. There was paintings, there

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Speaker 14: was installations, all that. I was talking to a group

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Speaker 14: of people and turned my back on my son for

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Speaker 14: a moment, and he ran and jumped on what he

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Speaker 14: thought was a bed. Turns out it was actually thousands

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Speaker 14: of individually handsown square tea bags in the shape of

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Speaker 14: a bed spread that was draped over a metal bed frame,

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Speaker 14: and he went right through the middle of it.

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Speaker 5: Of course, I.

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Speaker 14: Didn't even know what had happened until I heard a

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Speaker 14: collective gas from the room turned around to see everyone's faces,

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Speaker 14: and I was mortified. I was just I didn't know

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Speaker 14: what to do. I was quite a young mom at

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Speaker 14: that stage, and I just panicked and left.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but Haley, two things here. One modern art most

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Speaker 4: of people the probably thought was part.

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Speaker 5: Of the installation. Wow, I wasn't sure until the child

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Speaker 5: came in.

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Speaker 4: And it shows the end of In a sense, it's

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Speaker 4: the juxtaposition the art people always talking about.

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Speaker 5: It is the juxtaposition.

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Speaker 3: The child's actually made it more valuable.

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Speaker 5: Child in the universe is the tea bag bed.

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Speaker 4: Secondly, who brings a two year old to an art

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Speaker 4: installation is only going.

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Speaker 5: To go badly.

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Speaker 4: All that stuff to a two year old looks like

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Speaker 4: their bedroom always playtime.

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Speaker 14: You know, I thought I was bringing culture and no.

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Speaker 3: No, I can't even appreciate modern thirty two year old.

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Speaker 5: They should be You need to at leads to this high.

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Speaker 5: You don't have them for the ride to get into

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Speaker 5: a museum or our installation.

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Speaker 14: That would have been helpful.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Hailey, great story. We'll send you one of our

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Speaker 4: Lidler's signs.

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Speaker 5: Okay, great, thanks so much, all right, Christian Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 5: So many stories yesterday.

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Speaker 4: We run out of time and there are loads of

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Speaker 4: your calling in, so we're going back to today apart

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Speaker 4: two on. I turn my back for one second, Mac,

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Speaker 4: good morning.

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Speaker 15: Hi Christian. I turned my back for one second and

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Speaker 15: my three year old son microwaves my.

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Speaker 11: Car keys, right.

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Speaker 5: I mean, if you're the three year old in this,

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Speaker 5: that what great fun. Just the thought of actually seeing

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Speaker 5: what happens to car keys in the microwave. How quickly

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Speaker 5: does the all of the plastic and the metal start

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Speaker 5: to mount and spark? So I haven't just destroyed the

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Speaker 5: nute them. Yeah.

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Speaker 15: Well, we're actually on holiday and I was packing the castle,

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Speaker 15: getting ready to drive home, and then he sort of

810
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Speaker 15: goes to the doorway and goes pretty and then I

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Speaker 15: walk in and yeah, everything was sparking.

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Speaker 5: So what did you have to do?

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Speaker 15: Well, we're down in Warnabull and Sunday Trading hadn't quite

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Speaker 15: got there yet, so we had to book another night

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Speaker 15: ring up work and say yeah, I'm going to be

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Speaker 15: late because I can't go anywhere. And essentially the next

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Speaker 15: day I had to work so we could get a

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Speaker 15: locksmiths and get a new key, can't we.

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Speaker 5: Jack's now making a note of this one.

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Speaker 4: He's going to try this Monday morning of Tessa car

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Speaker 4: Keys in microwave. Pretty, matt, thank you very much. You

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Speaker 4: called it's only one of our lidlas steins.

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Speaker 15: Okay, thanks very much by Matthew Nicole.

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Speaker 13: Hello, Christian, I turned my back one second and my

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Speaker 13: son went down the laundry sheet in our two story house.

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Speaker 3: In history as well, I can see how that's a lieut.

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Speaker 4: Once you got over that sort of tipping point, you're

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Speaker 4: tipping forward and down and it.

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Speaker 3: Looks like a secret passageway or something that you would

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Speaker 3: want to walk through.

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Speaker 5: So what did Elmo work?

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Speaker 16: First?

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Speaker 15: Very successfully?

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Speaker 3: Elmo, try this out for me. If you make it

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Speaker 3: down there safely, I'm coming next.

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Speaker 5: Elma always takes one for the team first, as there

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Speaker 5: we all know the rules. And so what did he

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Speaker 5: land on? Almo and some bed cheeks and.

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Speaker 12: He got stuck in between the top and bottom story.

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Speaker 17: Of the house.

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Speaker 5: Makes someone costaphobic. What do you have to do? Get

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Speaker 5: like a brom or something and push him down.

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Speaker 18: So I both the door off upstairs and sort of

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Speaker 18: somehow adrenaline ticked in and reached in and grabbed him

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Speaker 18: by a finger or ear or something.

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Speaker 16: And weed out.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, pretty pretty full, awesome supermom the adrenaline kickchain.

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Speaker 5: You get that super mum's strength, it won't be messed with.

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Speaker 5: That's incredible.

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Speaker 15: But he never did again.

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Speaker 5: No, that's a one off deal. That isn't all right,

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Speaker 5: Nika will send you price. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 8: Well, Christian know Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday, my wife and I were swapping stories about this

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Speaker 4: very topic. Turns you back for one moment, and one

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Speaker 4: of my daughters reminded me of what happened once when

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Speaker 4: my wife had gone out for the evening and my

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Speaker 4: daughters then were five and two and a half years old,

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Speaker 4: and at that age, lovely little que age I so

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Speaker 4: look forward to. Every day was bath time and then

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Speaker 4: reading them bedtime stories. Right, just a glorious couple of years.

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Speaker 4: And they used to bath together, and they, you know,

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Speaker 4: in the five year old was sort of played with

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Speaker 4: the two and a half year old, and I literally

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Speaker 4: tell my bout for one moment, I went, I'm just

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Speaker 4: going to go and get the towels because I've been

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Speaker 4: warming them up on the radiator. I literally walk a

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Speaker 4: distance of three steps. I'm getting the toils off the radiator.

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Speaker 4: They're all nice and warmed. I hear screaming. I go

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Speaker 4: in and there is a floater in the bath, an

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Speaker 4: actual solid like a mass bar. One of the kids,

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Speaker 4: the two and a half year old, has just you know,

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Speaker 4: it's two and a half.

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Speaker 3: But to be fair, even if you're there or not there,

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Speaker 3: floater could come along. I can't from coming out.

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Speaker 5: I can't, you know, squish it back up. It's out.

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Speaker 4: It's coming out, and it's huge, right, And I'm I'm

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Speaker 4: laughing because what else can you do as a dad?

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Speaker 4: You see that in there. Both of them are crying.

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Speaker 4: I'm now starting to go, you know, I'm like very

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Speaker 4: sense of gag, grieface. I'm like, I'm trying to get

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Speaker 4: the kids out. They're screaming as and the more they're

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Speaker 4: sort of panic and trying to stand up.

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Speaker 3: They're pushing the boat around.

885
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 4: It's chasing them. The jobby is chasing them and coming

886
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 4: towards him. Now it's starting to break up. It's like

887
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 4: a soup in there. Okay, it's it's too much detail now.

888
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 4: I had to get a sieve in the end to

889
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 4: clear it all. Now, good morning, Join Coat bos Melbourne. Ah,

890
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 4: you turned your back for one moment. We got some

891
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 4: great last few calls on this. David, Good morning, Good.

892
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 7: Morning, Christian. My mother turned her back on me for

893
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:54,720
Speaker 7: one moment.

894
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:55,399
Speaker 16: Now.

895
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 7: I don't know if Jack would remember, he might be

896
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 7: a bit young, but supermarkets and stores there used to

897
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,280
Speaker 7: be a thing called match box cars.

898
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 3: I also remember matchbox cars.

899
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 7: Yeah right, okay, Now, these matchbox cars used to be

900
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 7: on a turnstyle, a big tubular turnstyle. What happened was

901
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 7: I was spinning the turnstyle. My mother was eight.

902
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 19: Months pregnant with my sister, and the whole thing has

903
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 19: bounced off. The little hit the ground, and hundreds of

904
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 19: cars has just gone everywhere.

905
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 5: Amazing. It sounds like the pipeline for Fast and Furious nineteen.

906
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 7: Yes, now, I don't remember it, but I do remember

907
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 7: the whack across the head going home, over and over.

908
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 5: Again, a different times, different times. All right, lovely, all right, David,

909
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 5: thank you very much, you cool.

910
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 7: No, thank you, Christian, love your show.

911
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 4: David, thank you. The turnstile. When did you get a

912
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 4: whack across the head? That's the worst phone in No. Michelle,

913
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 4: good morning.

914
00:40:58,960 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 15: Good morning, how are you.

915
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good. Reading from the last last bit of

916
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 5: that story, Michelle, you turned you back for one moment.

917
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 14: What happened my grandfather turning back for one minute?

918
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 13: My four year old brother rode the car through the garage.

919
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 4: Oh wow, this is the quickest story we've had, but

920
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 4: an amazing One's the speed that it went through the

921
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 4: back of the garage as well, and what kind of

922
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 4: damage the.

923
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 13: Grudge filed out.

924
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 18: It was a wooden one that.

925
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 13: The gruss bloods on top of the car.

926
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 5: What a scene. We can only imagine it. This is incredible. Oh, Michelle,

927
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 5: that's brilliant to.

928
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 16: Make matters worse.

929
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 13: My brother didn't want to get punnied, so we got

930
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 13: in twicechool and tried to run away.

931
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 14: My grandmother was chasing with a stick.

932
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 5: Repeated it was only one of our lidless stignes. Okay,

933
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 5: you have a good day. Bye bye. Now I'm going

934
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 5: to go to Ryan. I hope it's not throwing Ryan.

935
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 3: No corporal punishment, Ryan, Good morning.

936
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 16: Good morning, Christian. My mom turned my back on me

937
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 16: when I was about three or four. She was at

938
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,240
Speaker 16: her bad habit of going into the cupboard and grabbing

939
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 16: stuff out. She used to have a lock on it,

940
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 16: but she decided one day when she was cooking dinner

941
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 16: to leave it unlocked, and I went into the cupboard

942
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 16: and grabbed it cooking oil and poured it all over

943
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 16: the tiles and made a massive slipping slide across a

944
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 16: cold kitchen.

945
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 4: Genius, genius, this is incredible. What kind of damage did

946
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 4: you do to this kitchen?

947
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 16: Well, mom, mum for ages trying to clean up the kitchen,

948
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 16: but it was just very slippery. And one day my

949
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 16: name came up, My name came along, and she kept slipping,

950
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 16: so my had to replace the whole entire tiles.

951
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 4: The idea of family members going I'm sorry forgot to say.

952
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 16: My dad decided to take one of those careful slippery

953
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 16: signs and like, I think macas are something and put

954
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 16: it in the right photo somewhere of it is funny.

955
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 4: If you find it, send it in to me. Mate,

956
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 4: I'd love to see you. That is a great one. Right,

957
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 4: I'm well done.

958
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 5: What's any one of our littless steins that came out?

959
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 16: Thank you very much, have a good day and you

960
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 16: take care.

961
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 5: Thank you.

962
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

963
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 4: Yesterday it was Jack's wife, the anchor's birthday, and Jack

964
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 4: got a beautiful gift year's supply of underwork socks. Just

965
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 4: so happens that we're doing a competition this week for

966
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 4: underworks two an't related underworks winter socks. The whole family

967
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 4: underworks the number wonder down under for socks, And tomorrow morning,

968
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 4: five of you are sliding in underwork socks. The person's

969
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 4: slides the furthest will win five thousand dollars.

970
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 5: I can't wait for this. It can be so much fun.

971
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 9: Christian o'connalls sock slide slides your way into five thousand dollars.

972
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, five thousand dollars.

973
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 4: Also runners up cash as well, But the big bride

974
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 4: you want is the furthest.

975
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 5: You can go and your underwork socks. You win five

976
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 5: thousand dollars. It's a lot of money.

977
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 4: Now we have four contestants, sorry athletes is what they

978
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 4: are already sliding. There is one last spot. Let's meet

979
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,439
Speaker 4: the four who are sliding tomorrow. One last spot which

980
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 4: are about to open up in a second and you

981
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 4: can call us in.

982
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,760
Speaker 5: But so far here's who we've met. We've met Peru.

983
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 12: A couple of years ago. I was in Peru and

984
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 12: all the floor outside is like slate.

985
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 16: So after a night out. We used to go out

986
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:47,919
Speaker 16: and I'd go for a bit of a slide down

987
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 16: the street on the way home.

988
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 5: Yeah. He also said this good ay Christian. It's Peru here.

989
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 3: If everyone's as good as they say they are, they

990
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 3: shouldn't need a safety net.

991
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 5: I don't have helmets on the main streets of Peru.

992
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 4: So Peru is taken on. This guy's a chef. He's

993
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 4: a big guy.

994
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 5: He's a chef. You want a big chef who's calling

995
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 5: himself Raffa.

996
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 16: So I'm something of a polished for board specialist, a

997
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 16: young play court.

998
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 4: So yeah, that's Raffa. And then we've also got a

999
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 4: racing car driver. He's actually in real life for racing.

1000
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 4: We're calling Lightning McDean.

1001
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 20: Hey, it's Lightning McDean here.

1002
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 5: Like an American DJ there doesn't he.

1003
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 20: Hey, it's Lightning McDean here. I've been checking out the

1004
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 20: competition and the cuppa's mind for the taking Raffa. By

1005
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 20: the time you get your apron off and finished tasting everything,

1006
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 20: we'll be home celebrating. As Peru gets done. Tangled from

1007
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 20: his roof safety harness, I'll be crashing through Jack at

1008
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 20: the end of the vinyl and destroy. What can I say,

1009
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 20: young fella, as you try to scrape the concrete off

1010
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 20: your socks.

1011
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 3: A lot more about it.

1012
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 4: He's obviously don't know their black stories and they on wikipedo.

1013
00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 5: So I don't know anything about this.

1014
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 3: A lot of assumed knowledge.

1015
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 4: There're not going in there, guys as part of a

1016
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 4: universe he's setting up.

1017
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 5: There are a franchise going on here. And then yesterday

1018
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 5: we spoke to Dad Craig.

1019
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 4: Who was telling us about his son who's going to

1020
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 4: be sliding Sam, who loves to work out.

1021
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 16: Whilst he works here.

1022
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 15: After he's finished, he often comes sliding into the kitchen

1023
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 15: in his jocks, finishes with the double cobra and kisses

1024
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 15: his guns Bears and Troy as he has named them.

1025
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 16: Just passed Mom and Dad in the kitchen, give them

1026
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 16: a bit of a flakes, and then up the stairs.

1027
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 5: All right, we have one last one tomorrow morning. It's

1028
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:32,720
Speaker 5: all long.

1029
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 11: Way.

1030
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 5: I'm going with my name minute calling it Slideway to

1031
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 5: help Way. All right, one last spots before you call him,

1032
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 5: don't just say yet, I.

1033
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 4: Want to win five thousand dollars. You need to tell

1034
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 4: us why we have to give the very last spot

1035
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 4: to you? Why you and nobody else Jack some of

1036
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 4: the rules and regulations tomorrow's slide away.

1037
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 3: Obviously, we want to keep all our competitors safe, so

1038
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 3: you'll be in helmets, knee pads, elbow risk guards, paramedic

1039
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 3: on site, and we have custom padded the walls of

1040
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 3: the arena so that should you go off course you should,

1041
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 3: you will be safe.

1042
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 4: And so how long is it again? So that it's

1043
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 4: been built after the show today? How doing this basically

1044
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 4: a sort of park runway?

1045
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. The runway will be the sliding zone

1046
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 3: will be nine meters long. They said, if anybody in

1047
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 3: the warm ups tomorrow passes the nine meters, which they

1048
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 3: highly doubt, we will build more track for them. So

1049
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 3: at the moment it's doing nine meters, whence you actually

1050
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 3: step it out. No one's sliding that far.

1051
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 5: And we got the town compounder yet, team, Yeah, you

1052
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 5: have a choice whether not use towel compounder or not.

1053
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 5: All right, give us a call, why you and nobody else?

1054
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 4: The very last spot up for grabs five thousand dollars.

1055
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 4: Give us a call nine four one four three brighter.

1056
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 8: You're listening to the Christian o'kyles Show.

1057
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 4: Podcast tomorrow morning, five of you coming up against each

1058
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 4: other seeing who can slide the furthest in socks. Whoever does?

1059
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,760
Speaker 4: When's five thousand dollars that's up for Grahams tomorrow.

1060
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 5: I'm not al way, helly, hell all right. So we

1061
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 5: got one last spot.

1062
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 4: The very last spot for the last slider is open

1063
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 4: now nine four one four one O four three. Why

1064
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 4: should it be you and nobody else? Five thousand dollars

1065
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 4: up for Grams tomorrow, David.

1066
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm Christian. How are you?

1067
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 5: I'm good, buddy, you will, I'm fantastic.

1068
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 12: I am gonna be the new sock sock fighting King.

1069
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 12: Am mister Chipman, pressure washing King. My next title is

1070
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 12: sock fighting King.

1071
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 5: Say King, I'm staying with you.

1072
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 12: With me, Stay with me, sock fighting King.

1073
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 3: Well, we can't play favorites. We we can let you

1074
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 3: into the competition. It wouldn't be fair to the other

1075
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 3: competitors to take your side.

1076
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh beat them.

1077
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 12: They got nothing there nothing.

1078
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 11: Now.

1079
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,879
Speaker 4: How can you be so confident, David, because obviously there's

1080
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 4: some young guys. We've got a chef who thinks he's

1081
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 4: got lower center of gravity. Why do you think you

1082
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:07,919
Speaker 4: could beat them.

1083
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 12: Well, I've got two kids that I have to slide

1084
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 12: after every now and then.

1085
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 11: Ye, good point.

1086
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 12: And been working in a chip factory in my past,

1087
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 12: it could be a little bit slippery and you have

1088
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 12: to spot through again.

1089
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 4: Slippery is your reason reach in this competition now, slipping

1090
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 4: right through your fingers?

1091
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 3: How often were you slipping through the chip factory?

1092
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 5: Oh?

1093
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 12: I should be honest. Actually, you know what I would

1094
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 12: have been slipping through the leaves outside here.

1095
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 5: All right, okay, around David, slip in the chin, in

1096
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 5: the bathroom, slip offline. Want to get somebody else on.

1097
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,919
Speaker 5: Let's go to uh, let's go to Jack. Good morning, Jack,

1098
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 5: there you go. I'm good mate.

1099
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 4: So why should it be you tomorrow morning trying to

1100
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 4: slide your way to five?

1101
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 11: I just reckon, I've got it in me. I'm just

1102
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 11: I'm feeling good about the slide. Yep, I've got experience

1103
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Speaker 11: sliding as well. I just reckon, you know, hearing the

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Speaker 11: prince of fliding just talk just then, you know he

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Speaker 11: doesn't have it.

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Speaker 5: No, I agree, he hasn't. Okay, Jack stayed there. It

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Speaker 5: might be you. Let's try Amanda, Good morning.

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Speaker 17: Amanda, Hey, Christian Hey, guys.

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Speaker 4: Hey going, I'm good Amanda. So you fancy coming in

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Speaker 4: to my mate?

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Speaker 15: Oh, guys, I've got this.

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Speaker 17: I know you've got three fellas like oh sorry, fall

1113
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Speaker 17: lined up already, but I think you need a lady

1114
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 17: like myself. I'm a new mum. I've got a six

1115
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 17: month old. I'm up three times minimum night, jump out

1116
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Speaker 17: of bed and slide down the hall. Scooper up. I'm

1117
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 17: doing this in my sleep like this.

1118
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Speaker 5: You're in.

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Speaker 4: You're in the strongest case of this morning. It has

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Speaker 4: to be you, Amanda.

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Speaker 5: You're in. We see you tomorrow.

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Speaker 17: Morning and about David. Thank you very much, guys.

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Speaker 4: And that's all right, look forward to it. I hope

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Speaker 4: you do well tomorrow. All right, five thousand dollars Kooby

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Speaker 4: all are you going to bring in the little.

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Speaker 17: Bub Yeah, I'm seeing me my motivation at the end

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Speaker 17: of the end of the strip there. That'd be good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, all right, Amanda, good luck. We'll see you

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Speaker 5: tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 15: All right, guys.

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Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 4: I'm always amazed when you're driving around and you see

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Speaker 4: one of these facts. They've always got a van or

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Speaker 4: a car logoed up. They are specialists, you know, where

1135
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Speaker 4: they just honed in all one thing.

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Speaker 5: And that's their job. They do it really well.

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Speaker 4: So I remember a couple of years ago on a

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Speaker 4: dent in the car and I had to get someone

1139
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Speaker 4: to come out. You know, you get these mobile dent people.

1140
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Speaker 4: This guy turns out, right, he's called the dent Magician.

1141
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 4: It's a picture of like a wizard's hat on the

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Speaker 4: side of his car. Right he gets out. He loves himself.

1143
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 3: Right, they're either.

1144
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Speaker 5: A logo ed up.

1145
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 3: They're either a wizard or a superhero.

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00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 5: That's it, right, So the dent Magician turns up.

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Speaker 17: Right.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, when you look outside of us,

1149
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 4: sometimes you see somebody or even you kind of go

1150
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 4: get a load of this guy.

1151
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 5: He just had reaking of after shave.

1152
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 4: Right, And I go out there and I go, well,

1153
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 4: well there's a dent here, and he goes, yeah, that

1154
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 4: out and it looks like an impossible dent.

1155
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 5: I went, what do you do?

1156
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 4: And he goes, actually, if you don't mind, I can't

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00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 4: tell you because it's a very secretive industry and we're

1158
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 4: paranoid about other people working.

1159
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 5: Out how we do it.

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00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 3: I'm stealing his magic.

1161
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I said, do you mind if I just watch?

1162
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 4: And he went, I'm afraid you enough to go indoors

1163
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 4: right straight up. He then right erects a tent around

1164
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 4: my car, right, so I can't see what goes on

1165
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 4: in there for half an hour.

1166
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 3: It is like David Copperfield.

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00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 4: Yeah right, and then heat knocks on the door and

1168
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 4: I'm gonna to go and see it.

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Speaker 5: The dent's gone. He's a dent magician. He's just got

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Speaker 5: rid of it.

1171
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Speaker 4: So while I was away, okay, in Hobart, I saw

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Speaker 4: the roller door doctor.

1173
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 5: Yeah that is, but again, is there enough.

1174
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 4: Business on knackered, broken, jammed roller doors? Well that's your

1175
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:47,879
Speaker 4: nine to five, but it's true.

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Speaker 3: Who else would you ring a carpenter you when you

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00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 3: roller doors smashed up?

1178
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 4: That's right, what brand Dow I'm already talking about when

1179
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 4: he's the king of Hobart, the roller door doctor.

1180
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 5: And then over the weekend I saw this guy.

1181
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 4: Right, you know see the food truck sometimes on a Saturday, Right,

1182
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 4: They just rock up there, don't they. This guy was

1183
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Speaker 4: Captain Calamari Yum. Right. I had some because what a

1184
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 4: great name. The only disappointment was when I met the

1185
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 4: captain he wasn't in the captain's hat. If you're Captain Calamari,

1186
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 4: wear a sailor's cat. More pirate themed stuff.

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Speaker 5: So tomorrow the show.

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00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 4: If you are one of these Captain Klamari's a roller

1189
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 4: door doctor or a dent musician. If you want an

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00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 4: ultra specialist, we want to speak to you tomorrow on

1191
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 4: the show. Can email me if you want. Christian at

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00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 4: christiano'connell dot com dot au.

1193
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 8: But Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 4: Ever this week I'm the time Wyster double pass us

1195
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 4: to the smash hit musical Once an accommodation for a

1196
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Speaker 4: night in the town. Well once he's only going the

1197
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Speaker 4: Melbourne's Comedy Theater in September. You can put your tickets

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Speaker 4: so one just about every ward going at ticketmaster dot

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Speaker 4: com dot au. Best in show this morning you can

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Speaker 4: go and accommodation.

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Speaker 5: For the night. I suppose to guesscommodation for the day.

1202
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Speaker 5: Just have two hours in the afternoon, stuff the lunch,

1203
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Speaker 5: have a little lightown and gain get out. Today is

1204
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 5: National make a TV Show Better Day, So on the

1205
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Speaker 5: time waster go with her on the time wastter.

1206
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Speaker 4: We're asking you on this day just to do that

1207
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 4: make a TV show better?

1208
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 5: To take a TV show? How can I make this better? Yes? Wow,

1209
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:23,399
Speaker 5: didn't everyone love the TV show pinp My Ride?

1210
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 2: Yes?

1211
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 3: They met the cars better?

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Speaker 5: How do you make that better? Pint My Wife? Silver? Oh?

1213
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Speaker 5: Big TV show?

1214
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 7: Bit?

1215
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 5: So many spin off CSI?

1216
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:37,919
Speaker 20: Yeah?

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00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I did you make that better? Though? Cs

1218
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 5: I scream better show murder detectors going around going anywhere?

1219
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 5: What ice scream? Chocolate chip cookie? Please?

1220
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Speaker 3: Silver plus?

1221
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 5: But anyway, you said you were going to be generous, Tom, because.

1222
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 8: Yours are awful.

1223
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 3: This is as generous as I can do.

1224
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 5: Oh didn't we love pimp My Ride?

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00:54:59,200 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 10: No?

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00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 3: You just that already.

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00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 4: I've what's better than pim My Ride? Then chimpanzees working

1228
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 4: on them? That's right, chimp my Ride?

1229
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 3: What can the chims do that?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

1231
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 3: Gold?

1232
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 8: Good luck?

1233
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,240
Speaker 5: Why do I say good luck?

1234
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 11: It?

1235
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 4: Is this a mantra to myself for the last two

1236
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 4: good luck? Chris, I'm having a breakdown here. Oh how

1237
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 4: do you improve? How do you make a TV show better?

1238
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 4: Like Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares? He's kitten Nightmares?

1239
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 5: Lovely cute kitten?

1240
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:30,800
Speaker 19: Silver?

1241
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 5: How do you improve? When I dream of Genie? I

1242
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 5: dream of Weenie.

1243
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 3: Why is that better?

1244
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 5: What happened to the gentlemen's agreement? Yeah?

1245
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 3: That's a gold.

1246
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,800
Speaker 5: Gods, Jack, make a TV show better?

1247
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 3: How do you make a great show like Tom and

1248
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 3: Jerry better? It's already so good. Tom the cat is

1249
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 3: always running around trying to eat the mouse. But what

1250
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 3: if you had something better to eat? Tom and Ben

1251
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 3: and Jerry's he's eating a type of ice cream?

1252
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 5: Silver Plus, Judge.

1253
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 3: Judy, great show? How do you make it better?

1254
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 5: Nudy?

1255
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 3: No, that's actually better?

1256
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 5: Can I claim that naked Judge Judy had fudge?

1257
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:18,240
Speaker 3: Judy? She's eating fun It's.

1258
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 4: A shocking gold for the audacity of saying that out

1259
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 4: loud into a microphone.

1260
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 3: Making TV show better. Ground's keeping up with the Kardashians,

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00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 3: Kymn's on the whipper Snipper, Courtney's pulling the weeds, Chloe's

1262
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 3: watering the geraniums.

1263
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 4: I'm not even going to give it a mark because

1264
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 4: it acknowledges that it actually existed as a thing.

1265
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 5: Move swiftly on to your last.

1266
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 3: One, Master, Jeff, what is it called?

1267
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Speaker 5: Jeff? No?

1268
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 3: It Tessen's belling to be the next Jeff Goldblin.

1269
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,879
Speaker 5: Gold Plus, you're a demus Ouf at.

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Speaker 8: The end Christian Connell's show podcast, all Right, make a.

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Speaker 5: TV show better.

1272
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 4: That's today's time waste never get best in show Off

1273
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 4: the go and see the Smashing musical. Once had accommodation

1274
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 4: for a night on the town on us. All right,

1275
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 4: make a TV show better?

1276
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 5: Mixed back married before sight Mary, how is it before?

1277
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 3: So you just married and no bro just no's no.

1278
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 5: Friends and benefits? Silver, Lama wants a wife.

1279
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 3: That's better Gold.

1280
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 4: I'd watch it, Joanna, Thank you the Triple A Team Bronze,

1281
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 4: encourage your enthusiasm.

1282
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 5: Silver, Wow, Wait.

1283
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 4: Monkey chef monkeys cook against each other for the coveted

1284
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 4: Immunity Banana.

1285
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 3: Gold.

1286
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 5: Russell's actually given out line.

1287
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 4: If I'm flicking through and I see that in the

1288
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 4: program description a coveted Yes.

1289
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 5: Wild Russell Palmer wants a wife.

1290
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 3: Silver plus.

1291
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 5: Prison Break Dance. That's good. That's good, Silver.

1292
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 3: Hawaii Hi five Oh Gold.

1293
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 4: The Kardashians of Hazard, Bronze, Antique Toad show Law.

1294
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 5: That's really funny, Masks.

1295
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 3: That's a gold.

1296
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 5: How long has this one been in the family? Look

1297
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 5: underneath it. That's very good. What a mass big little pies?

1298
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 4: Silver a current Bonafair, bronze married with no children.

1299
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 3: Silver's one of those.

1300
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 5: Let's move on.

1301
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 3: I can't believe I'm saying the pen on the show

1302
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 3: Antiques Toad Show. Congratulations madly.

1303
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 4: Really they're getting the tickets ian a night in a

1304
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 4: hotel for Antiques toad Show. That's how low it was today.

1305
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 4: That's on us. That's our fault. Okay, Antique Toad Show,

1306
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Speaker 4: you're the winner. We are back tomorrow morning. What a

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Speaker 4: show tomorrow morning. Then one of you.

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00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 5: Actually, we've got one thousand dollars to be one for

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Speaker 5: coll of the Week and then a big thing is

1310
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Speaker 5: thanks to one the works. We are doing the SOX

1311
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 5: Slide competition as long as VIC don't put us into

1312
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Speaker 5: lockdown otherwise I've got no idea how are we doing it?

1313
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 5: And I call you from Microsoft teams. That's tomorrow show.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for listening, have a good day.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast