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Speaker 1: Jump mission with Jones and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: When you're standing at the carousel. Remember airports, Remember airline carousels.

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Speaker 1: Remember all that plane, all that thing.

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Speaker 2: Remember that scene him flying high? Was it flying High

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Speaker 2: one or two? Where the bags are all lined up

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Speaker 2: and it's the people that go around the carousel and

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Speaker 2: they jump out when they recognize.

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Speaker 1: That suitcake that was the first one.

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Speaker 2: I like standing at the carousel. It depends how long

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Speaker 2: the flight is and how tired.

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Speaker 1: I are you one of those people that rushes straight

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Speaker 1: up to the carousel before there's any bags, or you

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Speaker 1: are hangback person.

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Speaker 2: I'm a bit of both, because if I've got a

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Speaker 2: big suitcase, I don't want to make a last minute

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Speaker 2: dash to lift a really heavy suitcase.

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Speaker 1: At the carousel helping old old ladies. There you go, love,

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Speaker 1: I'll grab your bag for you. There you go, mate.

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Speaker 2: You remember that time I was flying to do a

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Speaker 2: charity thing in Townsville I think it was, and I

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Speaker 2: got off the plane. I knew people were going to

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Speaker 2: meet me. I thought, I think I've got something in

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Speaker 2: my nose. You know how you feel a bit. So

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Speaker 2: I went into the bathroom. There wasn't anything my nose,

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Speaker 2: but went to the loop. Then I stand at the

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Speaker 2: front of the carousel waiting for my bag to come around,

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Speaker 2: while the people are waiting to collect me, and while

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Speaker 2: I'd gone to the loop because they want something embarrassing

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Speaker 2: in my nose. Instead, I tucked my skirt into my

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Speaker 2: stockings and stilled at the front of a carousel so

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Speaker 2: everyone could see that.

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Speaker 1: Someone come up to you and say excuse me, and

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Speaker 1: you said yes, yes. As a matter of fact, I

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Speaker 1: am who you think.

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Speaker 2: I did not say that, but someone did tap me

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Speaker 2: on the shoulder and said, you've got your skirt in

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Speaker 2: your pants.

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Speaker 1: You know you baggage there?

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Speaker 2: What about here at the carousel? This happened in the States.

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Speaker 2: People are looking at their luggage coming around, and then

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Speaker 2: a block of raw chicken makes its way around the carousel.

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Speaker 2: It's a mixture of chicken wings. It's all rang.

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Speaker 1: I guessing China here.

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Speaker 2: No, it's in Seattle, no way. Yeah. So there were

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Speaker 2: wings and thighs all together in a cooler. I thought

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Speaker 2: the hostings were coming off the plate, the mile high

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Speaker 2: club of a chicken. Somewhere between baggage and the carousel,

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Speaker 2: the chicken, as they say, became free range, came out

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Speaker 2: of a bag, and so there's this raw chicken just

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Speaker 2: with everyone's suitcases making its way around. I've got a

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Speaker 2: question for you, Brendan. Would you take that?

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Speaker 1: Oh there's no way, okay, you.

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Speaker 2: Take a cooked chicken that's in a shopping trolley in

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Speaker 2: a car park, in a sealed bag. You know how

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Speaker 2: long it's been there.

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Speaker 1: I knew because I looked at because on those bags

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Speaker 1: now they say what time it was called.

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Speaker 2: This is the first time you've mentioned this information. We've

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Speaker 2: make about it this many times. You mention that you're

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Speaker 2: making that bit up.

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Speaker 1: I am not lack sadaisical when it comes to my food.

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Speaker 1: I'm very much make sure that it's all on point,

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Speaker 1: used by dates, all that stuff.

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Speaker 2: You make sure someone else has bought it for you.

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Speaker 1: That chicken had been cooked at ten fifteen. It was

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Speaker 1: ten thirty.

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Speaker 2: Person was probably still in the car park.

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Speaker 1: They'd gone and I walked around that car park because

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Speaker 1: I'm the SA guy. Excuse me, has anyone lost a chicken?

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Speaker 2: Doing your best mussel mus so mimi?

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Speaker 1: And as we established, by the time that poor person

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Speaker 1: got home and they put all this shopping away.

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Speaker 2: You could have told them that at their boot the

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Speaker 2: good of their car.

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Speaker 1: They've gone, they're long gone, and that chicken has to

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Speaker 1: be wasted. So that was that was That was the

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Speaker 1: Lord saying, you're a good man for taking your trolley back.

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Speaker 1: Here's some chicken for you.

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Speaker 2: The person who'd taken their trolley back left the chicken

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Speaker 2: in it. So where's the Lord, Dean Brenda.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I've saved them. Maybe they had sort of a

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Speaker 1: heart disease and I'm eating a big, fatty, salty chicken

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Speaker 1: was a good thing for them.

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Speaker 2: So once again, raw chicken coming around the carousel.

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Speaker 1: Have me some of that Raw Chicken Come Around the

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Speaker 1: Carousel and other songs by Keith Urban.

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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to work out where you personally draw

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Speaker 2: I draw the line there, okay. I'm glad that I

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Speaker 2: know that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you be. It's so high and

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Speaker 1: mighty about this. You would have taken that chicken.

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Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't hand on hard. I wouldn't. And Amanda's