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Speaker 1: Need a lift.

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Speaker 2: It's Will and Woody. Let's talk a little bit about Ashton,

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Speaker 2: Kutcher and me Acunis. They've announced that they're not going

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Speaker 2: to be giving their two hundred million dollar fortune to

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Speaker 2: any of their children. Are They're saying it's going to

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Speaker 2: go to charities, et cetera. He's talking about it. My

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Speaker 2: kids are not getting like big I'm not setting up

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Speaker 2: a trust for them, Will and so our kids. If

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Speaker 2: my kids want to start a business that and they

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Speaker 2: have a good business plan, I'll invest in it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm not.

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Speaker 2: They're not getting trust.

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Speaker 3: They're not going to.

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Speaker 2: Get seems a rough end of the stick for the

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Speaker 2: kids to be helping. Yeah, although I know I've heard

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Speaker 2: Ashton describe it. Actually that's a pretty good idea. I

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Speaker 2: think you have to pitch you.

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Speaker 3: You have to get shark tanked by me and Cunis

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Speaker 3: the national culture. Well, yeah, because prove yourself and find

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Speaker 3: yourself in the world. If I had two hundred million dollars,

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Speaker 3: you're just sitting in your house talking about two hundred

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Speaker 3: million dollars. But like he's got two hundred million dollars.

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Speaker 3: I mean, can I have one hundred grand to buy

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Speaker 3: a house. Yeah, no, maybe you should give them one

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Speaker 3: hundred grand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, rather than rocking up and talking about, you know,

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Speaker 2: the next thing that's going to revolutionize Frisbee.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'd love the sending the kids the message

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Speaker 3: you've got to earn it. You've got to You've got

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Speaker 3: to earn your money. You know. It's taught me that

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Speaker 3: from a very young age. If I if I wanted

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Speaker 3: a bit of coin from my parents, I didn't have

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Speaker 3: a weekly pocket money thing. That wasn't a thing in

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Speaker 3: the white law household where you had to where you

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Speaker 3: had to do jobs. So in your pocket money, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it was yeah, that's exactly right. Well yeah, well I

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Speaker 3: thought you were going to elaborate there. Oh, you don't

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Speaker 3: know what I had to do. It was anything so

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Speaker 3: so Mum or Dad that it was almost like a

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Speaker 3: air tasker, like like a modern day air task or

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Speaker 3: like a back in the day air tasker air task

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Speaker 3: where so if dad wanted me to do a job,

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Speaker 3: he'd put on a white board in the house and

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Speaker 3: then you know, I'd maybe negotiate with him a little bit.

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Speaker 3: And I remember an absolute go to for my old man,

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Speaker 3: which is actually a whiteboard. It's just because any of

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Speaker 3: the kids could. Then also you could, you could rock,

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Speaker 3: so you could. It was like a silent auction. That's

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Speaker 3: exactly right. And then undercut each other because my brother

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Speaker 3: would always wants more money and I'd undercut him. I'd

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Speaker 3: undercut him. Good business mind for a very young age,

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Speaker 3: but I remember it was quite traumatic. On a weekly occurrence,

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Speaker 3: I would I would scratch my dad's back and that

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Speaker 3: was like scratching Chewbucker's back. You'd get lost in the

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Speaker 3: forest and he would make that noise when I was

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Speaker 3: scratching his back. There he was in. So how much

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Speaker 3: would you do that?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 3: How much would you earn for a backscratch? Half an hour?

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Speaker 3: So a full Neighbours episode is what we used to do.

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Speaker 3: Let's say, what would your brother pitch for that. Initially

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Speaker 3: he'd want gold. He'd want a gold coin, a gold coin. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I thought you were saying, like a gold bullion, a

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Speaker 3: gold coin. He'd want a gold coin. That was greedy.

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Speaker 3: I'd do it for twenty cents for half an hour

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Speaker 3: and blood, sweat and tears, and it was all those things, blood,

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Speaker 3: sweat and tears. Wow, And I'd get twenty cents for

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Speaker 3: the half hour. We used to.

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Speaker 2: We used to have a policy at our family like

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Speaker 2: it was yeah for some reason again just always the

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Speaker 2: worst job in the house. Comfortably, we had a dog

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Speaker 2: that had really bad bowe issues, so mom and dad

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Speaker 2: were just they just never picked up a piece of

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Speaker 2: poo in their life, of course not from the backyard.

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Speaker 2: And we used to operate into ten cents per pooh ratio.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, so you know very bit of pooh

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Speaker 2: that you got ten cents, you pick it up and

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Speaker 2: your show mom and dad and be like, right.

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Speaker 3: To show them the pooh. They didn't even trust you. Wait,

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Speaker 3: just walkingside was like, wow, dog two hundred pos today,

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's happen. Yeah, anyway, look I clipped

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Speaker 3: my dad's toenails on. Oh wow, yours get worse.

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Speaker 2: We're taking your calls on what lengths have you gone

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Speaker 2: to to get cash from your parents?

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Speaker 1: Sam?

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Speaker 2: What did your mum pay to do?

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Speaker 1: So my mom would actually give me two dollars to

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Speaker 1: suck out all the white hairs from her head.

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Speaker 3: Oh, off from the head. Okay, no, sorry, I thought

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Speaker 3: that was going Yeah I thought no. I thought you

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Speaker 3: were going to say, no, it's pretty bad. And again

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Speaker 3: like it's just shocking the wage there. Oh gold coin,

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Speaker 3: I think that's good money. I was doing things for

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Speaker 3: twenty cents. Phil of course I used to kill it.

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Speaker 3: Did Actually, how many plenty pussies? Dad, That's what I

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Speaker 3: ask him, So I'll give you two plenty pussies today

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Speaker 3: for the whole movie. To scratch my bag for the

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Speaker 3: whole movie. Anyway, we got Georgia to George. Okay, George,

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Speaker 3: you'd use the neighborhood kids, George.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I sure did so. When my kids were a

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Speaker 1: bit younger, I owned a few bars down in Gelong

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Speaker 1: and one of the bars that I had we used

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Speaker 1: to make redskin, toffee apple and Zappo vodkas. Really hard

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Speaker 1: to peel all the lollies, and we were going through

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Speaker 1: hundreds every week. So my kids would bring their friends

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Speaker 1: around and they could eat as many lollies as they wanted.

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Speaker 2: Pealing peels smart George, great idea, George, smart j That were.

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Speaker 1: Pretty good until the parents started cracking it because the

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Speaker 1: kids were going home and trying up redskins and being

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Speaker 1: hyper aubati.

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Speaker 2: Or if I was a parent, I can imagine cracking

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Speaker 2: it at the fact that my child was aiding with

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Speaker 2: making vodka, which is also the other one.

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Speaker 1: They were just they were peeling him and I was

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Speaker 1: putting them into the vodka. But a couple of the

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Speaker 1: mom and I got away with given Georgia, you're paid off.

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Speaker 3: The parents with booze. George. Now that's smart, that's smart.

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Speaker 3: Very good God, George, good stuff. You got Jen here? Now, Jen,

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Speaker 3: we're talking about what you got your kids to do

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Speaker 3: for cash. You got your daughter to do a job

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Speaker 3: for her.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So I've been a stay at home mom

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Speaker 4: for a few years there, and she's hit that age

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Speaker 4: where she can talk and you know, have a combo,

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Speaker 4: and I am fed up with door knockers, so I

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Speaker 4: put her to work. As of this year, every time

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Speaker 4: a door knocker comes, I go go go out there.

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Speaker 4: So she answers the door that you know, asked her,

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Speaker 4: can you speak to your parents? And I've taught her.

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Speaker 5: To just try and cry as much like if she can,

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Speaker 5: but she never can. So she always gets a bubbly

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Speaker 5: and oh, I don't I don't know how any parents.

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Speaker 5: Do you know where they are? But please I never come.

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Speaker 3: To see what you're hearing.

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