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Speaker 2: Hey, well, thank you very much for downloading show number seventeen,
Speaker 2: Show number seventeen, and so thank you much to download
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Speaker 1: Live from level two twenty one to thirty one Goodwood Street. Wretchmen,
Speaker 1: this is the.
Speaker 2: Christian, Oh God All Breakfast Show on.
Speaker 1: Nolburn's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Hey, look at that. Pats is keen to get going today,
Speaker 2: right she starts to use three minutes early. No breakfast
Speaker 2: show actually starts now.
Speaker 3: Time waits for no men, Christian or woman just keen to.
Speaker 2: Go about the guy being rescued for his poor burning semi.
Speaker 3: Out of the block software away.
Speaker 2: Hey listen, guys, what a time to be alive? What
Speaker 2: a time to be alive. Today's a day. I was
Speaker 2: asked by the boss last week, how would I feel
Speaker 2: about today at ten fifteen opening up the new office,
Speaker 2: fridge and kitchen, This move, you know, ten thousand miles
Speaker 2: to come out here and relocate with my family. It's
Speaker 2: really starting to happen for me now, guys, I thought
Speaker 2: you had to go about you this morning. Yeah, like,
Speaker 2: what's he harden in his pockets? You know I've made it.
Speaker 2: I've literally written on my hand in sharpeat, stay humble,
Speaker 2: just to remind myself to keep broilded, not to get
Speaker 2: to to a poppy over here. You know, because when
Speaker 2: you're asked to open the office kitchen out in the fridge,
Speaker 2: it changes you. It's hard not to get carried away
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 3: You know you've really made it.
Speaker 2: And I just think the world of Uber drivers because
Speaker 2: remember last week I was saying how my new life
Speaker 2: goal is to become a five star rating from them,
Speaker 2: and I was on sitting pretty on four point eighty
Speaker 2: six a check at this morning four point eight seven.
Speaker 2: They know they know fridge guys in the back, not
Speaker 2: just to go on the poster. Now, wow, he's gone
Speaker 2: from poster to opening up a fridge and closing the
Speaker 2: fridge as well. I think they've got like a ribbon scissors.
Speaker 2: It's like a full starf oversize me. I hope. So
Speaker 2: I think they're called scissors, but all scissor. But yeah,
Speaker 2: they have got the bigs big lot of the space,
Speaker 2: like you know, budget cut backs. It is just a scissor.
Speaker 2: This is one blade. It's not scissors. It's a scissor.
Speaker 2: It's a health and safety You think that's another pats
Speaker 2: back to bed and okay, so this morning, this so
Speaker 2: what we're going to talk to you about Melbourne. Yesterday
Speaker 2: at dinner time with the kids, we're talking about what
Speaker 2: we're going to go and see another movie. Maybe I
Speaker 2: don't know if it would be gold class or just
Speaker 2: experienced both classes. Kids. It's good to you guys, stay
Speaker 2: as well, Tyler Glaysha, stay humble or scissor. And I
Speaker 2: was just reminiscing about the first movie I ever saw
Speaker 2: in a cinema. They're lucky. Now it's a very you
Speaker 2: can pre book online. You go looking on app. It
Speaker 2: was like that when I first went to the cinema.
Speaker 2: Dad took me to see my first movie. There was
Speaker 2: an awful Spider Man movie. They made it just before
Speaker 2: they became really good Spider Man movies. This is about
Speaker 2: in the late I don't want to put an age
Speaker 2: on it, but late seventies, let's say, because that's when
Speaker 2: it was. And it was a very good movie. However,
Speaker 2: it was really exciting first time. I must have been
Speaker 2: like maybe four or five. First time going to cinema.
Speaker 2: You had to queue outside. Do you remember this, Pats,
Speaker 2: when you had to queue outside the cinema? No pre booking.
Speaker 2: There was no guarantee, was there that you'd get to.
Speaker 3: See that my booking. Now you turned up and bought
Speaker 3: your ticket.
Speaker 2: We just hoped that you would get into that showing.
Speaker 2: You'd have to go and see another movie. But it's
Speaker 2: not the same time, Pats. Do you remember the first
Speaker 2: movie that you sought the cinema?
Speaker 3: I do, and I think about it. It was Jaws,
Speaker 3: the first Jaws.
Speaker 4: Movie, and I thought I was about four or five,
Speaker 4: but I was actually three at the time, and my
Speaker 4: parents took me to say Jaws at the lift of cinema.
Speaker 2: That's a serious film, that's really really terrifying.
Speaker 4: It's a fine m I think for moderate moderate violence,
Speaker 4: so I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't think I.
Speaker 2: Would have showed shark violence. It was rated S for
Speaker 2: shark violence. I see.
Speaker 5: My mum was streaked about the M fifteen rating right
Speaker 5: up until my fourteenth birthday, so really I had to
Speaker 5: wait until the night that I turned fifteen till I
Speaker 5: could watch M movies.
Speaker 2: Really, so have you ever see any like pirate movies?
Speaker 5: The first thing I saw was Austin Powers on the
Speaker 5: morning of my fifteenth firth.
Speaker 2: Wow, kind of a coming of age you're ready now,
Speaker 2: young Jackson. So did he give you a notemares? Will
Speaker 2: you swim in the sea or do you still have
Speaker 2: like some kind of flashback to Jaws at your formative age?
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally. I didn't want to go swimming after that.
Speaker 3: Come summer like six months later, I was petrified.
Speaker 2: I think that is not a good movie to take
Speaker 2: a young kid to go and see Jaws at the
Speaker 2: age of three, Jack, what's it for you? We'll see
Speaker 2: the movie you first sought the cinema.
Speaker 5: Well, I thought mine was scary, but it's no Jaws.
Speaker 5: It was teenage Ninja Turtles number one. I was three
Speaker 5: years old, Pat, Yeah, and it actually scarred me so
Speaker 5: much that for many years after that, I didn't want
Speaker 5: to watch what I called real life movies. I would
Speaker 5: only rent cartoons. Hey, Christian, well into my primary school years.
Speaker 3: I think we've.
Speaker 2: This is some of that movie. Jack being a turtle
Speaker 2: terrified him already.
Speaker 3: That's enough again, Pat, give us a go.
Speaker 2: Now, that was the first movie you saw in a cinema?
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Speaker 2: Well, can say your course this morning? What was the
Speaker 2: first movie you saw at the cinema nine four one
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Speaker 2: got Scott on first of this morning. Good morning, Scott,
Speaker 2: Good morning guys. How are we Yeah, we're pretty good, Scotty.
Speaker 2: And what was the first movie you saw at the cinema?
Speaker 6: Well, it was it wasn't quite the cinema is the
Speaker 6: driving down in Hornable?
Speaker 2: It was Et? Et? Great, Hello, what's happening there? It
Speaker 2: was Et. Then the first movie you saw, yes, it
Speaker 2: was Et.
Speaker 6: So at the time it was a little scary but
Speaker 6: also a bit sad too. I don't know if you
Speaker 6: remember when the when Et was lying in the train
Speaker 6: and my sister and I were at the drive and yeah,
Speaker 6: the old because you know, you're put in the window
Speaker 6: as well, so it's one of those old probably crackly
Speaker 6: so I'm coming through. But poor old Et was in
Speaker 6: the grain and not looking so good. My sister was crying,
Speaker 6: and I was teasing her and probably shedding a tear
Speaker 6: a little bit too for Et at the time, and
Speaker 6: not telling my sister.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I remember we were talking about this last week.
Speaker 2: Eat made Jack and I cried when we were younger,
Speaker 2: because for me it was the bit where e t
Speaker 2: was sick, Elliott was sick, Elliott gets better. Little guy
Speaker 2: the little guy, little guy does not get better, and
Speaker 2: he's in a bad old way, and he looks how
Speaker 2: banged up with that bloated tummy of his as well.
Speaker 2: And you don't really know what's going on in that
Speaker 2: still now, you know, I saw you to a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago ago and my kids, and it still
Speaker 2: still gets me that bloated tummy. Is that bloated tummy?
Speaker 2: Why he doesn't eat much? How can he's got intolerance
Speaker 2: or someone in his gut? We never knew about that
Speaker 2: side story about et did we allergies? That there layen?
Speaker 2: What was idiot feeding him? No one who got sick? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And did you want to get a BMX afterwards? I did?
Speaker 6: Sure, I wanted to get a BMX, So I think
Speaker 6: I went and looked at in the United Ship out
Speaker 6: of the back of my own made my bikes fly
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we all did after seeing that. All right, Scott,
Speaker 2: have a good day, Thanks coming the show. Thanks guys,
Speaker 2: give it up, thank you Sheldon. Yes, yes, that's a
Speaker 2: right that that works to in the morning. That would
Speaker 2: be fine. Just stumble on air. It's okay, we do Sheldon.
Speaker 2: What's the first movie you saw at the cinema?
Speaker 7: I saw The never Ending Story with my mom.
Speaker 2: Oh what a great movie. Never Ending Story is a
Speaker 2: fantastic one and a great song as well. Never Ending Story.
Speaker 2: You remember this song, my Lamu? I do, just bringing
Speaker 2: it all back. So what do you what do you
Speaker 2: remember from the going to the cinema and seeing the movie, Scott.
Speaker 7: When the Boy flies on the Dragon, I jumped out
Speaker 7: on my seat. I was so excited and I was
Speaker 7: upset when the hall the streams.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? It's a? It's a it's a.
Speaker 2: It was a great first movie to go and see
Speaker 2: Nevering Story. I don't know if you've seen it recently,
Speaker 2: because some movies that you see when you were younger, right,
Speaker 2: they've become frozen in your brain. Has been really great movies,
Speaker 2: and you see them again, some of them don't age
Speaker 2: very well. Never Ending Story it's still pretty decent. It
Speaker 2: still works. I sort of my kids. Good movie.
Speaker 7: That's exactly as I remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Sheldon, thank you very much.
Speaker 7: She cool. Thank you have a good one.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Shane. Holding guys, how are we pretty good?
Speaker 2: Shane pretty good and Shane, what was the movie for you?
Speaker 8: A wait and seeing they make make Banded.
Speaker 2: I remember seeing this. This is like Nicole Kidman's I
Speaker 2: think I.
Speaker 8: Was even at a young age, was right then and
Speaker 8: then I really loved that.
Speaker 2: It's not reaching just pants as hit. The memories of
Speaker 2: nic could more fumble my brother and I.
Speaker 8: I was trying to do a trick in the backyard
Speaker 8: and uh popped the wheelie and the old bad Max
Speaker 8: and caught it straight through the bedroom window.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's so good, MD reminiscing about BMX band It's
Speaker 2: that movie for me was ruined. After I went with
Speaker 2: a couple of mates we all cycled our bmx's to
Speaker 2: go and watch BMX Bandits and we went, what does
Speaker 2: he doing? Is he emptying the bins? What was he
Speaker 2: chatting to us? And Uh, about halfway through the movie,
Speaker 2: my mom suddenly my mom appeared in the cinema with
Speaker 2: an usher and was like Christian, Christian, this is in
Speaker 2: the middle of the movie. I was with my buddies.
Speaker 2: It was so humiliating. My mom got the usher to
Speaker 2: let her into cinema to ask what I wanted for
Speaker 2: my tea that night, So you never said, I said,
Speaker 2: Mom BMX banded down the way Mom. I't in the
Speaker 2: cold kidman. This is I mean, it's awful for a
Speaker 2: young man when your mom turns up the cinema, gets
Speaker 2: into the cinema and then ask you what you want
Speaker 2: for your dinner that night, and then leaves and everyone
Speaker 2: who your mates a night taking the mickey out of you.
Speaker 2: It's awful, ruined the whole experience to me. So now
Speaker 2: be mixed. Man, It's isn't about Nicole Kibman. It's but
Speaker 2: my mum's big head coming at the darkness. Girl, Christian,
Speaker 2: what do you want for your dinner?
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Speaker 2: Some of these are amazing. Lawa's just texted him from
Speaker 2: Werribeaconmon and Laura Storm movie called storm Boy. I don't
Speaker 2: know if many of you who are remember I remember
Speaker 2: Stoy fine Australian movie. Let me just take you back
Speaker 2: there if you're struggling to remember this, because I'm not
Speaker 2: up to speed with the genius the seminal movie that
Speaker 2: is Stormboy. Greg, a young shelter boy, lives in a
Speaker 2: remote coastal region of Australia with a reclusive fisherman father.
Speaker 2: It's a familiar character in lot movies, isn't the awkward dad?
Speaker 2: You know? Maybe his wife's left him for some reason.
Speaker 2: Too many times, too much time hanging around with the
Speaker 2: fish when a group hang on. Tragedy coming when a
Speaker 2: group of hunters kills a majestic pelican. Not any pelican,
Speaker 2: all right, it's an ugly one, or a fugly looking pelican,
Speaker 2: but a majestic pelican and orphans. It's young on the
Speaker 2: each Mike convinces his reclusive father to then raise the
Speaker 2: chicks to adulthood. Soon afterwards, Mike befriend's finger bone Bill.
Speaker 2: He if my kids said, nisten, we get this guy
Speaker 2: down at the beach called finger bone Bill went, I'm
Speaker 2: calling the police. We're going to go down now, pick
Speaker 2: him out. Show me and us, doll where finger bone
Speaker 2: Bill touched you? All right? Who is finger bone Bill?
Speaker 2: All right? Eating the Garbo's on the line, one of
Speaker 2: the stars of the Secret Show. Good morning, Ian, Christian Jack.
Speaker 2: That's it. He's feeling it today.
Speaker 7: Ian.
Speaker 2: I hope you well this morning. Where are you on
Speaker 2: your Garbo rounds this morning? Who's bins are you picking
Speaker 2: up this morning?
Speaker 8: I'm in plenty Ron at the moment, the Plenty belly shopping.
Speaker 2: Do you know why? I have a little diary reminder
Speaker 2: of my phone to remind me to take the bins
Speaker 2: out every Monday night, so they're there on a Tuesday morning.
Speaker 2: It's also bit do you do bayside?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I don't, oh not how to Come My Way company
Speaker 2: probably does, right? Okay, Hey, listen, what was the first
Speaker 2: movie you saw in? It was called The Ring of
Speaker 2: Bright Water. It was a Disney movie and it was the.
Speaker 8: End about nineteen sixty seven, maybe sixty.
Speaker 2: Eight at the drive in. Was a majestic pelican killed
Speaker 2: in anyway? No, it was a beautiful It looks like
Speaker 2: I'm just googling it. It looks like a majestic otter. Oh.
Speaker 2: The front cover, actually, the front cover of the film
Speaker 2: looks like a pamphlet that you would get at the
Speaker 2: zoo or something. It's just a picture of an otter.
Speaker 2: It was a very sad movie. It made me cry
Speaker 2: at the end. Do you know what? It's a common
Speaker 2: theme here this morning. A lot of these movies that
Speaker 2: our parents took us to, they obviously didn't have the Internet.
Speaker 2: They didn't do any kind of research. These are very
Speaker 2: traumatic movies for us to see, aren't they.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was a bit of a fisherman that found
Speaker 9: an orphan dinner and he raised it, and all the
Speaker 9: other fishermen.
Speaker 8: Didn't like him because he had an honor which eats
Speaker 8: their fish.
Speaker 2: It's got parallels the storm Storm Boy, the reclus was
Speaker 2: figured abone this one as well. This was one before
Speaker 2: star Boy.
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Speaker 2: Robbie Williams spelled God one A four point three. Good morning,
Speaker 2: It's the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. Jackie. What was the
Speaker 2: first movie you saw at the cinema?
Speaker 10: It was Bang Bang And I was about six or seven,
Speaker 10: and I remember being really annoyed because just as Chitty
Speaker 10: was going over the cliffs, they broke for the interval.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is kids don't know this now today it's
Speaker 2: just stop the movie. So anyone want an ice cream? Yes,
Speaker 2: La came down the ice cream on her tray, but
Speaker 2: I wasn't interested in the ice cream.
Speaker 11: I wanted to know Chitty was okay, you measured?
Speaker 2: They did that. Now they start interrupting a movie. There'd
Speaker 2: be a riot just to ask you if you want
Speaker 2: an ice cream or some popcorn. But I get out
Speaker 2: watch the movie.
Speaker 1: The Christian Who Condell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: Go on, It's the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show on God
Speaker 2: one A four point three. I think that this part
Speaker 2: of the show between now and seven o'clock is the
Speaker 2: secret hour. It's the secret show. And an ugly thing
Speaker 2: happened last week. Management tuned in for the first time
Speaker 2: and they know, like what they heard in Jack's early
Speaker 2: morning game, this which I think is a great game.
Speaker 11: Hello, Hello, is that.
Speaker 2: Good old half an hour of feedback and notes Jack
Speaker 2: and I had on this.
Speaker 5: It's crazy because the general public, the man on the
Speaker 5: street loves the game.
Speaker 2: Lady on the street, the man on the street, the
Speaker 2: kids on the street, they love this game, while the
Speaker 2: kids on the straight all by themselves. Yeah, and we
Speaker 2: stand by this game. Okay, it's working progress which on
Speaker 2: a fine tune it. We made some changes yesterday. I
Speaker 2: think I was too quick to ditch the dice. I
Speaker 2: need Jack, and I'm sorry, Buddy. I brought the dice
Speaker 2: back today. The dice man is back for this game.
Speaker 2: Maybe that could be the thing. Anyway, this guy calls
Speaker 2: in yesterday, Roscoe. I'm sure it was like a friend
Speaker 2: of the boss said that he doesn't like this game either.
Speaker 2: We asked him to this, hear it out here the changes,
Speaker 2: and then review it. He still only gave it a
Speaker 2: disappointed six out of ten after we played it yesterday.
Speaker 2: This man is Roscoe. He's back this morning, Roscoe. Good morning. Hey,
Speaker 2: this to Roscoe. So I'm hoping that you can hear
Speaker 2: it out again and then just give us another mark
Speaker 2: out of ten. We've made a few tweaks. See how
Speaker 2: you feel about it. You happy to do that, buddy.
Speaker 12: I'm always open to anything.
Speaker 2: This kind of guy is. He's open to anything, everybody.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Christian.
Speaker 5: By the end of the week, Roscoe's mark has to
Speaker 5: be to be a past mark for us to keep
Speaker 5: playing the game.
Speaker 2: I reckon, we need to get to nine by Thursday
Speaker 2: or the game must go. It's all on you, Roscoe.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a big pressure.
Speaker 12: The whole was nobody on my shoulders at the moment.
Speaker 2: I don't know it it is. It is okay, Roscoe,
Speaker 2: stay there all right? So Jack, what are the three
Speaker 2: topics this morning that I could be picking from?
Speaker 5: The topics are I'm introducing today? The first infinite topic?
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's an influent answer.
Speaker 2: Did he speak to you about this? Nick? Has it
Speaker 2: told me about this? We we had another chat after
Speaker 2: the show about this flipping game? What do you What's
Speaker 2: the infinite topic? The never ending top topic.
Speaker 5: The infinite topic is multiples of seven is in theory.
Speaker 5: It's just numbers. It can just keep going on forever.
Speaker 5: Multiples of seven is the first topic. Car manufacturers, nocturnal animals.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, all right, so I'll pick one of
Speaker 2: these next. You call in now on nine four one four,
Speaker 2: one oh four three. Rather dice we get a number,
Speaker 2: I'll pick one of those categories for you. You try have
Speaker 2: to try and smash that number. Nine four one four
Speaker 2: one oh four three. Already have a favorite.
Speaker 1: The Christian who Conwell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: Boss Brisburan Stein Moore in the USA and Goal one
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Speaker 2: A lot to Claire listen to this morning in Riddle's
Speaker 2: Creek Christian and Jack. I was majorly traumatized by Bambi
Speaker 2: first movie I saw at the cinema. We had to
Speaker 2: leave the cinema where now the mother deer died as
Speaker 2: I was crying so loudly. Oh, these traumatic experiences were
Speaker 2: what were our parents thinking of back in the day. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: we can do this one. This is the one. We're
Speaker 2: gonna nudge it. Roscoe is gonna give us an eight today.
Speaker 2: I can feel it. Okay, how long does that list?
Speaker 2: All right? The three topics that I need to pick
Speaker 2: from from the contestant.
Speaker 5: Multiples of seven car manufacturers.
Speaker 2: Nocturnal animals okay, Kate, then up in hoppers, crossing itast you.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Caitlin, Good morning. How are you? I'm pretty good.
Speaker 2: I hope you well this morning. I'm gonna go for you.
Speaker 2: Nocturnal animals awesome, So I'm great. All right, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: roll the dice and then you need to name as
Speaker 2: many as that. So three and are they wonkey five
Speaker 2: from the homemade dice? Eight in twenty seconds? Can you
Speaker 2: give us twenty tea turn? Not twenty eight? Nocturnal animals
Speaker 2: in twenty seconds? Ago?
Speaker 10: Possums still be that kind of byers judges.
Speaker 7: Then he keeps captain too shrew.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait wait wait, slow down, slow down.
Speaker 2: You can't slow down. You can't say that's the must,
Speaker 2: like selling the men in their hot seat. No no, no,
Speaker 2: get some of them wrong, get some of them wrong.
Speaker 2: How many did you do?
Speaker 8: Is anyone?
Speaker 2: Are you too fast? Tailors?
Speaker 10: Too fast?
Speaker 2: Did it? Yes?
Speaker 13: Hold on?
Speaker 2: Well done? Oh then great skills by Kaylen. Will give
Speaker 2: you a prize. Okay, thank you, thank you, Caylen. I
Speaker 2: gotta ask and be honest. Can you get the prize
Speaker 2: either way? Did you google it?
Speaker 7: No? I am.
Speaker 11: I was writing them.
Speaker 7: I did write them down, but I yeah, I completely.
Speaker 2: Up to my head. I can't give the spot it.
Speaker 2: No no, no, you spotted the problem here. Okay, this
Speaker 2: has been interesting. Let's go to our man now, I
Speaker 2: judge on all of this. Roscoe. Good morning, Roscoe. What
Speaker 2: are the scores on the doors? Yesterday we were flat
Speaker 2: at a six out of ten. Where are we this morning?
Speaker 12: Well, well, you're giving him too much chance to actually
Speaker 12: to win. I'm sorry, but I'm actually going to take
Speaker 12: a half a point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've gone backwards.
Speaker 12: I felt.
Speaker 2: No, it's great to say no.
Speaker 7: Sorry, we've got no sugar on.
Speaker 12: There's there's take that petch. He just takes everything in
Speaker 12: the stroid. There's blistering, Christian, he's just blistering, coming from
Speaker 12: halfway across the world.
Speaker 9: Jet.
Speaker 12: Sorry, it's a bit slack, Jet, I.
Speaker 2: Feel it, Roscoe.
Speaker 5: And although I want to throw barbs because there's somebody
Speaker 5: else in the team who suggested we say the topics early.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it was me. It's my fault. I've lost us
Speaker 2: to half point. I take you.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: No, no, you've got to be fair, got to be fair.
Speaker 2: Judge Roscoe has made his rule. It's five and a half. Guys.
Speaker 2: We've got a lot of work to do wednesdays. Thirsty
Speaker 2: on this. Thank you for that, Roscoe. No worries, catch
Speaker 2: up tomorrow. Drive pat to the drawing board.
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Speaker 2: Here it's in the news. This is it. Good morning,
Speaker 2: it's the Christian O'Connor Breakfort Show on Gold one or
Speaker 2: four point three. I hope you're well this morning. Thank
Speaker 2: you for tuning into the show. Busy show today. We've
Speaker 2: got loads of stuff for you. This was a very
Speaker 2: strange meeting I had with the boss yesterday when our
Speaker 2: boss said to me, Am, this is I mean, I
Speaker 2: just say for a word what she said, how do
Speaker 2: you feel about opening up the new kitchen and the
Speaker 2: new fridge? I was like, what you're joking. She's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: They've asked me to ask you. There's a you know,
Speaker 2: it isn't in companies to have little committees and subcommittees,
Speaker 2: and the social committee have asked me to ask you
Speaker 2: how do you feel about opening up the kitchen and
Speaker 2: the new fridge. I was like, well, what time is
Speaker 2: this ten fifteen or it's a full staff meeting? Full
Speaker 2: staff meeting that means one of those emails that goes
Speaker 2: around the entire workplace, block capital or staff must attend
Speaker 2: official opening ceremony ten. How are you feeling? I'm nervous, mate, I'
Speaker 2: feeling the pressure, genuinely swallowing the way in. I thought, well,
Speaker 2: all the staff are going to be that I'm still
Speaker 2: new here. I'm going to have to prepare a few words.
Speaker 2: What is the kitchen to us? Just think about that
Speaker 2: for a moment. What is a kitchen? Is it a
Speaker 2: room or is it somewhere where we come together. Don't
Speaker 2: start with this. I'm thinking too soon. I'm giving away
Speaker 2: on my gold already. But yeah, that's just a couple
Speaker 2: of thoughts. I've got ready at the moment.
Speaker 5: Have you I've seen the email that's now gone around
Speaker 5: for well, this is to you attention approval for ribbon.
Speaker 2: It's called No, I've not seen that. Did you leave
Speaker 2: this on the printer? I printed off a load of emails.
Speaker 2: I haven't time to go through. What does it say?
Speaker 5: Well, you see bullet points we would love Christian to cover.
Speaker 5: So this is from the Social team.
Speaker 2: Are doing that? I'm not remember the management team. They're
Speaker 2: bullet points. Take your bullet points, shove them? What do
Speaker 2: you want me to say? Power point or something? In
Speaker 2: the kitchen they.
Speaker 5: Want you to obviously welcome everybody to the new kitchen.
Speaker 5: They want you to say all the cutlery and crockery
Speaker 5: has been bought by the Social team. So they want
Speaker 5: an acknowledgment, including shout out to the Social team.
Speaker 2: Oh, how are those knives? Thank Marie? Thank you Marie. Now,
Speaker 2: I don't know if I should say this one. It's embargoed,
Speaker 2: but come on. Embargoed means it's a press release. Of
Speaker 2: something important. This is a kitchen and a fridge.
Speaker 5: Well, this is a surprise for all the stuff. So
Speaker 5: if I read the next point, then they're going to
Speaker 5: know and they're going to take aways.
Speaker 2: It's going to take away some of the flare from
Speaker 2: your announcement today. Is that possible when you're opening up
Speaker 2: a fridge and they're hopefully closing it again? All right?
Speaker 5: Here it goes the embargoed bullet point. The kitchen takeover
Speaker 5: also consists of fortnightly fridge fills with shared food on
Speaker 5: a social shelf.
Speaker 2: Hang on, I need to take in this bullet point
Speaker 2: fortnightly fridge shares. Were they're going to put food in
Speaker 2: for us? But every two weeks? I guess yeah, every
Speaker 2: two weeks, and it'll be every week. Work harder, goal dogs,
Speaker 2: monkey dogs, and you can have hummus every Tuesday, but
Speaker 2: in the meantime it's every third Wednesday. It includes breakfast
Speaker 2: or snack food. Breakfast or snack foods, it's not both.
Speaker 2: What if I want snacks in a bowl of breakfast,
Speaker 2: give me that goal? Including fresh fruit every two weeks?
Speaker 2: What's the shared social shelf? What does that mean? Only
Speaker 2: bad things will come from this? What are most of
Speaker 2: the arguments are any kind of work center around the fridge.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the fridge is a war zone. It is
Speaker 2: a office place. Yeah, it's like a no man's land
Speaker 2: in there. You know you've got those passive aggressive post
Speaker 2: it notes. You know, Diane's milk. You know you've got
Speaker 2: you know some on this.
Speaker 5: But like, do not eat people put in here, put
Speaker 5: their full groceries in the fridge. So they go shopping,
Speaker 5: then come and dump their groceries and fridge and take
Speaker 5: a moment at night.
Speaker 2: Some pantry for you. No sales team, not naming names,
Speaker 2: but it's always a sales team. I guarantee there's people
Speaker 2: listeners right now who've had arguments or they've been fallouts
Speaker 2: at your office wherever you were about the fridge or
Speaker 2: the microwave. Those the two really bad war zones. Like
Speaker 2: Jack said, wherever you you work, whatever kind of office
Speaker 2: you're in. So I'm in. I've got to get up
Speaker 2: in front of the whole building. They're all going, wow,
Speaker 2: here he is the great White Hope. He's flowing ten
Speaker 2: thousand miles and go, hey, everyone, get ready. The kitchen's open.
Speaker 2: And thanks to the social team for the knives and
Speaker 2: forks and the spoons. Does not forget the spoons. They're
Speaker 2: not always used, but then they're always there for us.
Speaker 2: And also, hey, every two weeks they're can let us
Speaker 2: have food in.
Speaker 1: There with Christian O'Connor breakfast shoe Melbourne's gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Grains to finally on God one of four point three
Speaker 2: out seven fifteen, Good morning, it's a Christian O'Connor breakfast show. Christian,
Speaker 2: you're right, it's all about the fridge kitchen kickoffs. We
Speaker 2: had to have a full staff meeting last year after
Speaker 2: someone who we never could work out who was was
Speaker 2: leaving fish in our office fish for three days. So
Speaker 2: whatever you put in their stank of fish so we
Speaker 2: would start dumping their fish, they would put it back
Speaker 2: in there. We had to have a full staff meeting
Speaker 2: to the people who were dumping the fish, the anonymous
Speaker 2: person who was leaving the fish in there to please
Speaker 2: behave in a core manor full staff meeting.
Speaker 5: How do you stay anonymous keeping a fish in there?
Speaker 5: Don't you see the person that eating a full lunchtime
Speaker 5: and go, I'm no detective, but maybe he's the guy
Speaker 5: that's leaving it in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Oh, you'd be wondering behind people's work cue because having
Speaker 2: a good old sniff going, I smell fish around you.
Speaker 2: So at ten fifteen this morning, I've been asked if
Speaker 2: I were here at the radio station, who reopened. I've
Speaker 2: got to reopen the brand new kitchen and the fridge
Speaker 2: as well. They get to launch the new fridge. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I get to give them a good news that
Speaker 2: the cutlery hasn't paid for, so don't worry about that.
Speaker 2: We haven't got to chip in to pay for the cutlery.
Speaker 5: And once every two weeks we get what is it
Speaker 5: food on a shared shelf, some snacks and some fresh fruit.
Speaker 2: Great, all right? So I had to think about this. Obviously,
Speaker 2: I've got to do something there because the whole build
Speaker 2: is going to turn up and go, hey, it's the
Speaker 2: new guy. You know what's he got for us? I
Speaker 2: can't go here. It is five four three two one,
Speaker 2: and they go, oh, you don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: They seemed moody. You got to if you're going to
Speaker 2: cut a ribbon, you have to speak. Yeah, I've got
Speaker 2: to say a few words. So I was thinking with
Speaker 2: me yesterday. I was saying, how I'm not. I'm not desperate.
Speaker 2: I'm not lonely. Who said lonely. I'm just it'd just
Speaker 2: be great if I could have some friends in the city.
Speaker 2: So wife's got friends, the kids have got friends. I'm
Speaker 2: not desperate, I'm not lonely, but it's nice to have
Speaker 2: some friends. And could you invite me to something you do?
Speaker 2: Maybe once a week, and maybe I can join a
Speaker 2: club or something. There was a lovely lady called in
Speaker 2: jim Ember Francis. Of course, the fight club and the poetry.
Speaker 2: It leads me to getting Francis back. Good morning, Francis,
Speaker 2: Good morning. Hey listen Francis. You know the conversation we
Speaker 2: had yesterday. I remembered it when my boss asked me
Speaker 2: about opening up the kitchen and fridge. How are you
Speaker 2: fixed this morning? Could I if I pay to get
Speaker 2: you in, would you bealter come in this morning? And
Speaker 2: I'd love you to read out a poem that you're
Speaker 2: write between now. You've got three hours now and ten
Speaker 2: fifteen to read out in front of the whole radio
Speaker 2: station here as I open up the new fridge and kitchen.
Speaker 2: Could you perform I don't know you read a poem, so.
Speaker 11: You'd like me to write a pop up poem?
Speaker 7: Would you?
Speaker 2: Is that what it's called up?
Speaker 11: Everything's pop up these days.
Speaker 2: If you're lucky. Yeah, a pop up, a pop up poem,
Speaker 2: that would be great.
Speaker 11: Oh, I'll give it a go.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It needs to be about the kitchen and the fridge
Speaker 2: and what that means to people.
Speaker 11: Oh hush, and you don't have to take for me
Speaker 11: to come in, because I've got a you've got a ute.
Speaker 2: This is amazing. Listen, well, listen, I've got a parking
Speaker 2: spot here. I didn't drive in this morning. I'm parking
Speaker 2: spot number two. I don't know yet it is number one.
Speaker 2: It's right out the front here. You can have bay
Speaker 2: number two. That'd be your for you'll butt you.
Speaker 11: Oh, thank you so much. You won't. You won't miss
Speaker 11: it because it's.
Speaker 2: Bright yellow, bright yellow. That This is great. Okay, this
Speaker 2: is fantastic. And have you have you ever performed your poetry?
Speaker 2: I know you do your Tuesday night sort of readings
Speaker 2: to to the group. Have you had anything some more people?
Speaker 2: Because I think there'd been about hundred hundreds or so
Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty people here.
Speaker 11: Yes, At the National Folk Festival in Canberra. A few
Speaker 11: years ago. I did my very first poem in the
Speaker 11: in the tent. And when you get when you're a
Speaker 11: virgin poem, right, you get a standing ovation. So I've
Speaker 11: even had a standing ovation for my poem.
Speaker 2: Listen, you find this not here, especially the sales team
Speaker 2: a bit dead eyed and quite hard to do, right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's going to be a tough crowd. I will give
Speaker 2: you a standing ovation. And is it appropriate, I don't know,
Speaker 2: to get a Mexican wave going for a pop up
Speaker 2: poem at the end? Why not something new that Francis? Okay, Francis,
Speaker 2: you're a great sport doing this. Okay, So you need
Speaker 2: to be here about nine thirty with the poem and
Speaker 2: yourself and you.
Speaker 11: Yes, I'll have to leave now because I live in
Speaker 11: the Dani Long Rangers.
Speaker 2: Right, get in now you've done that ute towards US
Speaker 2: Level two, Goodwood Street, Richmond.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, franswers your start. I'll see you in
Speaker 1: a bit. The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Joe Melbourne's.
Speaker 2: Gold one oh four point three Summer of sixteen nine,
Speaker 2: Bright Adams on Gold one oh four point three Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connor Breakfast Show with Jeans for jeans. Christian and I
Speaker 2: work in an office environment where one of the girls
Speaker 2: put specimens in the fridge. We all are up to
Speaker 2: speed without what that will be. I don't, I don't
Speaker 2: specimens pats. You know what that is? Well, you know,
Speaker 2: in the fridge for her pathology appointment later that day,
Speaker 2: but didn't label them. He needs to say someone thought
Speaker 2: that one of them was a little bit of fruit juice.
Speaker 2: That's a bit rough. That's a bit rough. Someone has
Speaker 2: sent this email that went round their work yesterday. You know,
Speaker 2: there's passive aggressive emails that someone sends. This comes from
Speaker 2: this was sent my I won't in the company, but
Speaker 2: send my someone in their office called Terry with an eye.
Speaker 2: That's a lady, this right screams passive aggressive female. Okay, guys,
Speaker 2: this is that first line, you know. Okay, someone's a
Speaker 2: little dizzy. Okay, guys, dishes full stop, three blank lines.
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely fine, keyword, they're fine. Whenever lady says that no,
Speaker 2: they're not a bomber's come in your way. I'm absolutely
Speaker 2: fine with leaving dishes to dry on the rack. Personally,
Speaker 2: I've always hated block capitals drying dishes. Having said that,
Speaker 2: It would be really really in block capitals helpful for
Speaker 2: all of us if when you wash your dishes you
Speaker 2: check to see if there's any that already dry and
Speaker 2: put those away. This leaves room for your dishes and
Speaker 2: the people coming after you. You could block capitals get
Speaker 2: angry now you could even grab one of the clean
Speaker 2: plates slash cups off the rack instead of out of
Speaker 2: the cupboard, thus minimizing the chance of there being more
Speaker 2: dishes than people out of the cupboard. Any who, Oh wow,
Speaker 2: the old anywhojish a solid and just put the stuff away, thanks,
Speaker 2: and then some kind of emoji sort of funny face.
Speaker 2: I don't really understand because I'm forty five and I
Speaker 2: don't speak that language.
Speaker 5: It's not even that bad putting dried dishes away if
Speaker 5: she worked in some of the officers I've been in
Speaker 5: where there's messy dishes stacked almost to the ceiling and
Speaker 5: people are just trying to teeter their plates on each
Speaker 5: other so that they don't.
Speaker 2: Have a leaning tower of piece or something you can
Speaker 2: recreate in your office kitchen. There, Terry with an.
Speaker 1: Eye, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast, Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Joey Concrete, Blonde and Gold won a four point three
Speaker 2: Come morning, it's a Christian O'Connor breakfast show. So keep
Speaker 2: a lookout today for a yellow ute tearing in towards
Speaker 2: us in Richmond from dandin on Rangers. It is listener, Francis,
Speaker 2: you won't mistake it. If you're anywhere near that neck
Speaker 2: of the words, you will see her text me when
Speaker 2: you see it. She's gunning here. She has the car
Speaker 2: booked her to try and read a poem that she
Speaker 2: needs to write, you know, head on the while she's driving.
Speaker 5: I guess, so, well, how do you feel that you've
Speaker 5: essentially deferred your responsibilities of opening the staff fridge today?
Speaker 5: And I mean opening the stuff fridge is in opening
Speaker 5: a brand new cutting the ribbon for a brand new fridge.
Speaker 5: And now Francis, who none of the stuff really know,
Speaker 5: is going to be center stage.
Speaker 2: But what do the staff love? Poetry? Pop up poetry?
Speaker 2: I didn't know that about it. So that's what I'm
Speaker 2: bringing to it, you know, this kind of influence that
Speaker 2: I've been hide over here to bring to Gold one
Speaker 2: and four point three. It starts with a pop up
Speaker 2: poetry reading at the opening of a kitchen fridge. So
Speaker 2: if you never see the yellow that she's driving him,
Speaker 2: please let me know. Text me four seven five three
Speaker 2: one oh four three. Hey, do you think I did
Speaker 2: some bad yesterday?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: So I'm put the bins out and there's too much.
Speaker 2: Your bins here are tiny? Oh oh seriously, really, I
Speaker 2: like some weeks I don't take the I don't okay
Speaker 2: if I bring some rubbish in that you can drop
Speaker 2: in yours, well, I'm not doing a transfer here rubbish
Speaker 2: in the back of my car. So have you said
Speaker 2: he got plenty of room yesterday evening I couldn't cram
Speaker 2: in all the recyclings recycling day right today, So I
Speaker 2: look down the street. It's about half nine in the evening.
Speaker 2: I see that there's no one around. I said that
Speaker 2: the guy opposite. I see his bin there, his recycling bin,
Speaker 2: and it's close. Open it up. There's hardly anything in it.
Speaker 5: I'm actually fine with the co operation. I love running
Speaker 5: around the streets tonight. Finally get your bins in other
Speaker 5: people's bin. Yeah, so I had so much stuff in there,
Speaker 5: his was only about a quarter full. Once I've got
Speaker 5: the rest of my surplus in there, his was now
Speaker 5: hardly closing. Do they have a thing here where if
Speaker 5: it doesn't close fully they won't pick up the bin,
Speaker 5: because I'm now worried.
Speaker 2: If they don't pick up his bin, I'm going to
Speaker 2: feel so bad because he's wondering who on earth, Who
Speaker 2: on earth filled his been with their rubbish, especially because
Speaker 2: a lot of it I think you could trace back
Speaker 2: to being Pommy rubbish as well.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh four points three.
Speaker 2: Come on, it's a Christian O'Connor rector show on Gold
Speaker 2: one of four point three. It's just coming up for
Speaker 2: ten to eight. Now we have a very very very
Speaker 2: very very born guest here. It's not just any guests,
Speaker 2: this one has been nominated for a Gold LOGI this
Speaker 2: is a big deal for you, Amanda Keller, Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 13: Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
Speaker 2: Christian. How are you?
Speaker 13: Bizarrely have no idea what you're talking about because you
Speaker 13: don't know what the logis?
Speaker 2: Are I do from hamishn Andy because over the years
Speaker 2: of knowing them, they made me very aware over in
Speaker 2: London of what a big deal they over here with
Speaker 2: another LOGI nomination, So I'm aware of what a really
Speaker 2: rigg industry award this is. And obviously I follow a
Speaker 2: lot of you guys on social media, so I've seen
Speaker 2: lots of other people who've been nominated. You've got to
Speaker 2: go out there and dance like monkeys to get these nominations.
Speaker 2: It's so hard. This is why, let's be honest. Otherwise
Speaker 2: you wouldn't be slumming it with us. Oh as if
Speaker 2: I would be, we are never jack see Amanda Nell,
Speaker 2: never going to see her again. Well, I mean she
Speaker 2: begged to have her on this morning. She yeah, plays
Speaker 2: plays plays, and then just as you sat down here
Speaker 2: before this, she says to make sure you plugged a website,
Speaker 2: Tvweekly Logo Awards dot com to au chission.
Speaker 5: You actually said, I didn't realize how easy it would
Speaker 5: be to spook myself to win this logo.
Speaker 2: You know. And what I said was, you know, kill
Speaker 2: them all. Let God decide your stump speech.
Speaker 3: I've got it as a tattoo.
Speaker 2: So how do so we're all going to vote for you, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, because you work for our kind of sister
Speaker 2: brother station, well Sydney even Jones.
Speaker 13: You do a great show it's slightly incestuous that we
Speaker 13: all intermingle. That's right, but look, it's it's a strange week.
Speaker 13: In the old days, people voted and then it was
Speaker 13: all over.
Speaker 2: But they found out that that was leaked.
Speaker 13: Like people would turn up at the logans and you
Speaker 13: hear you haven't won, you know, ten hours before the
Speaker 13: ceremony began.
Speaker 2: It's awful, that, isn't because you still can't have There's
Speaker 2: that eager part of you because that thinks you've been
Speaker 2: you've been nominated, you might win, and you might and
Speaker 2: then when someone does, right at the beginning of your night,
Speaker 2: I've had this happened to me at awards two we go,
Speaker 2: you know, by the way, you haven't got it. You're like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 13: That's when you're head to the bar and you go, well,
Speaker 13: actually the upside is in a terrible statement, you still
Speaker 13: have to smile and no.
Speaker 2: No, do just start shouting angry when then someone else
Speaker 2: gets it, that's mine. So when do you find it?
Speaker 11: Is it true?
Speaker 2: You're on the red carpet and you can still vote? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, it's isn't that.
Speaker 13: I'm learning to write a union cycle as we speak.
Speaker 13: It is as you will discover, it is the world's
Speaker 13: longest night. It's almost as long as the Brownlow Medal Awards.
Speaker 2: So it goes on and on. There's all these different categories.
Speaker 13: Yes, there's a thousand different categories. It's sort of first
Speaker 13: burb on air. I'm nominated for that as well, well done,
Speaker 13: thank you. First backless shoulder as frontless dress.
Speaker 2: I'm also up for that one us the same categories.
Speaker 2: That guy's got beautiful shoulders as well.
Speaker 13: Been shaving his back all So there are lots of
Speaker 13: different categories.
Speaker 5: There's actually so many categories that they honestly, they do
Speaker 5: some during the ad breaks, don't they You don't.
Speaker 2: See how bad you feel. And if your one was
Speaker 2: just stune on the outbreak and you, mum and dad
Speaker 2: have been watching for five hours and you say.
Speaker 13: That Christian the show I do call the living Room.
Speaker 13: They've put a live plug number two. Well, the lifestyle
Speaker 13: segments section of the awards, as always in the last
Speaker 13: few years, been before the broadcast even stat.
Speaker 2: That's terrible because it's my favorite TV show, is the
Speaker 2: living Room?
Speaker 13: You're liking those muffins?
Speaker 2: I bought you that very nice thank you. I'm easily swayed.
Speaker 2: I really am now. I first heard your work the
Speaker 2: first boss I ever had it in radio twenty years
Speaker 2: ago was an Australian boss and he used to make
Speaker 2: me listen to tapes of you in Denton on trip
Speaker 2: of m and it still remains one of the best
Speaker 2: breakfast shows I have ever heard. It really was inspirational
Speaker 2: for me because I hadn't heard radio like that. Was
Speaker 2: smart and funny, and it had a big heart as well.
Speaker 2: It left a very very big impression on me, so
Speaker 2: to me when we got to chat today, it's a
Speaker 2: big deal for me. And I'm really glad you've got
Speaker 2: this nomination because I was asking the office yesterday last
Speaker 2: week when I first met you, And even though I've
Speaker 2: only been here a couple of weeks, right, and I've
Speaker 2: met lots of different people, and I've listened to a
Speaker 2: lot of different people. People in our industry, they can't
Speaker 2: wait to tell you who are the good people, but
Speaker 2: the really thing we love talking about is who are
Speaker 2: the bad people? And telling me you're the first name
Speaker 2: ever came up. They keep telling me what an amazing
Speaker 2: person you are and how kind you are as well,
Speaker 2: So you deserve this nomination.
Speaker 13: What a nice thing to say. It's interesting when you
Speaker 13: talk about the Andrew Denton program.
Speaker 2: That was for me.
Speaker 13: I think that's what defines everything that's great about radio.
Speaker 13: We were on here the morning after September eleventh, and
Speaker 13: this is before TV were so as interactive as it
Speaker 13: is now.
Speaker 2: Can you remember those shows? Oh you do?
Speaker 13: People still say to me they woke up in the
Speaker 13: morning to hear that the world had changed, and they
Speaker 13: heard that with us, and that's when radio is a
Speaker 13: true tribal drum. We opened up the phones and people
Speaker 13: just sobbed and spoke of their loved ones.
Speaker 2: Their fear is this World War three. You have this
Speaker 2: amazing connection and we don't get enough of that now
Speaker 2: because of social media and also and it's better or
Speaker 2: worse some radio, but we lack it. And so when
Speaker 2: you have a space like that and you want to
Speaker 2: come forward and share with each other, those are it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Sadly in London and being through terrorist attacks that we've
Speaker 2: had in the Yukov last couple of years, but some
Speaker 2: of the most amazing shows are those ones as bizarre
Speaker 2: violent of course, I domas that Shine flew ten thousand
Speaker 2: miles to get away from that TV show What Starts Today?
Speaker 2: After we landed Daddy Love Islands on its train away.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you're kidding me. That show it follows you everywhere.
Speaker 2: Now listen, Jack, can you get the wheeling. We've actually
Speaker 2: spent money, We've been to office works, We've made a
Speaker 2: special will for you. Let's play the music, okay, Because
Speaker 2: I know you've had a proper career, You've done a
Speaker 2: lot of TV shows, You've interviewed lots of people. We
Speaker 2: have the will of Amanda, anecdotes and stories. Look at
Speaker 2: this as you can see it, Man that there is
Speaker 2: a will there. Jack is going to spin the whill. Now, Jack,
Speaker 2: there are various celebrities you must have met over there,
Speaker 2: Hugh Jackman, Ossie Osborne, Florence Anders, Henderson, Arnie, Jeff Goblin,
Speaker 2: Ben Stiller, Barry spend it and make it land on
Speaker 2: Barry manloa spin it, Jack, I've got no control of it.
Speaker 2: It's landed on Barry Manilo.
Speaker 7: Have you got a story of ault?
Speaker 2: It's landed on Barry Man Well.
Speaker 13: I always feel awkward telling this story because I loved
Speaker 13: Barry Manilow. From the time I was about fourteen, I
Speaker 13: had a diary that was filled with my love of
Speaker 13: Barry because he wrote sensitive love songs, and you know,
Speaker 13: he seemed he wasn't particularly attractive, and that's why I
Speaker 13: thought I could get him.
Speaker 2: It's a bit hush, well, it's like a friend of mine.
Speaker 2: I said it because he's got a big old hunk.
Speaker 2: He can't be attractive.
Speaker 13: No, I found him attractive. I thought it meantis was
Speaker 13: more sensitive if he was unattractive. R Oka like a
Speaker 13: friend of mine who had liked the monkeys but went
Speaker 13: for the ugly one because she felt she had a chance.
Speaker 2: My mum's favorite beatle was Ringo Star for the same reason.
Speaker 13: Chance.
Speaker 2: They thought he were more welcoming with some affection. You better.
Speaker 13: Odds better odds, I mean, Marsha Brady will get Davy giants.
Speaker 2: The rest of us aren't.
Speaker 7: Kind of.
Speaker 13: So that's why I love Barry. And when I was
Speaker 13: forty six, my friend and I we'd been friends for
Speaker 13: thirty years. We thought we'd celebrate our friendship by going
Speaker 13: to Vegas seeing Barry perform. And I've faked up some
Speaker 13: reason to have an interview.
Speaker 2: With him afterwards.
Speaker 13: And I've never been so excited in my life because
Speaker 13: in my fantasy brain, even though I was a complete
Speaker 13: grown up and married with children. I figured he wasn't
Speaker 13: funnily enough. But I figured that we'd meet, we'd have dinner,
Speaker 13: we'd become best friends. Instead, what happened was, well, I
Speaker 13: had an outer body experience while I was talking to him,
Speaker 13: and I don't know what made me say it, but
Speaker 13: I just was terrible. I said, We've come a long
Speaker 13: way to see you. What are the lengths of guests
Speaker 13: gone to? The fan's gone to apart from giving you herpies?
Speaker 13: And as the words came out of my mouth, I
Speaker 13: actually left my body and I could see myself saying this,
Speaker 13: and I saw the look of disgust on his first.
Speaker 2: Who speaks too, Who speaks like that to anyone? You're
Speaker 2: quite right, exactly anyone awful? And so he's probably gonna think,
Speaker 2: have I got say it on my lip? I would think,
Speaker 2: oh gosh, someone should have told me my people should
Speaker 2: have told me I've got herpes. I've just done a gig.
Speaker 13: Terrible. And then we had a photo with him, and
Speaker 13: I kind of tried to claw it back, which is
Speaker 13: hard work. From there, and we finally had a fighter
Speaker 13: with him, Melanie and I having and as we're standing
Speaker 13: next to him and the camera goes click, Barry flatulates, No,
Speaker 13: he doesn't he does.
Speaker 2: What was you made that up about Barry Manlow sing
Speaker 2: off copa Caaban. He doesn't break win. He's probably had
Speaker 2: like a showman's operation where he doesn't flatulate scented ones.
Speaker 13: There was a moment.
Speaker 2: And be honest, do you think he did it in
Speaker 2: revenge for the question. I was a side effect of
Speaker 2: the herpes medication. You will get flatulate that he was
Speaker 2: so comfortable with me.
Speaker 13: It's as if we were married and.
Speaker 2: He's fighting in bed the Dutch oven. That's what I've
Speaker 2: taken from that. Well, we got some of a one
Speaker 2: mode spin it and make it land on Cyndy Lauper.
Speaker 5: The point of having the wheel if we peek you Atlanta,
Speaker 5: He just wanted to go to office works and sniff
Speaker 5: the texters.
Speaker 2: Quite right, all right?
Speaker 13: Well, Cinndy Lauper, we were interviewing her on the radio.
Speaker 13: While we were waiting for her to come on, I
Speaker 13: was doing a terrible impression. You will find me timey
Speaker 13: to toy. I was just being stupid, a.
Speaker 2: Chinese tribute character something.
Speaker 13: Excuse me. That was my impression.
Speaker 2: Of Cindy Law awful.
Speaker 13: She's had a car accident or something, so unbeknownst to me,
Speaker 13: Jonesy records this and then we interview.
Speaker 2: She's a little prickly and doesn't tolerate fools.
Speaker 13: And then as we're chatting to her, Jonesy says, well,
Speaker 13: we were waiting for you. Amanda was giving you, was
Speaker 13: playing her paying homage to you and place it.
Speaker 2: Ok that's not an icebreaker, that's just shocking.
Speaker 13: And she wasn't happy. She said, why were you drinking
Speaker 13: at the time? What's going on?
Speaker 2: He did sound a bit like a drunken Cindy dor
Speaker 2: You should do more impressions, okay, of drunken celebrities. It
Speaker 2: might get you more votes for the.
Speaker 13: Loads, do you think, Yeah, don't make me do Barry.
Speaker 13: You know how it goes when he's.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, listen, please vote for Amanda Callas. She's our girl.
Speaker 2: You go to tvweeklylogiwards dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: That is close enough.
Speaker 2: What is it TV week lover you once?
Speaker 13: Don't make me spruit myself.
Speaker 2: Derek, you've done, madam. Thank you very much for coming
Speaker 2: the show. Absolute pleasure. Thank you.
Speaker 1: But Christian O'Connell Breakfast, Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Kerry Mister on Gold one of four point three Morning,
Speaker 2: It's Christian O'Connor break the show. Fourteen minutes past eight,
Speaker 2: Tom Tims Own Life. You agree to do something for
Speaker 2: very good reasons and then you immediately regredit when you
Speaker 2: realize what you've signed up to do. It's like you
Speaker 2: haven't really thought through the full terms and conditions. This
Speaker 2: happens to me at the weekend. Our first family member
Speaker 2: coming out to see us is going to be my
Speaker 2: mother in law, who's coming to spend five weeks. Hey,
Speaker 2: you living at the house five weeks? No radio shuts
Speaker 2: down by being begging the boss please come in Christmas day.
Speaker 2: Maybe the tona needs topping up with a photocopy of
Speaker 2: that kitchen that I'm momenting today, that's going to need
Speaker 2: a little spruce up. I can clean it. If you
Speaker 2: aren't the free Yeah, please let me know. Anyways, she's
Speaker 2: coming over. We'll looking forward to, of course five weeks,
Speaker 2: five days. Anyways, it's flying over, nervous flyer, nong whey
Speaker 2: to go. Never been to Australia. My wife obviously looking
Speaker 2: forward to being reunited with the mum and the kids Nana.
Speaker 2: So because she's a nervous fly, there's this new direct
Speaker 2: flight seventeen hours you can fly from London to Perth.
Speaker 2: So we've booked her on that. She's in the country
Speaker 2: seventeen hours and now you're nervous fly. Seventeen hours is nothing.
Speaker 2: A couple of movies, a couple of drinks, Bang Australia. Yeah,
Speaker 2: then my wife but she was like, oh, my, so worried.
Speaker 2: They've got change terminals. I'm really worried, lady, my age,
Speaker 2: I've got to change terminals. I'm too worried about this
Speaker 2: thing to get a connecting flight to go to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: So my wife said, oh all right, mum, I will
Speaker 2: cut I fly for Melbourne to meet you at Perth
Speaker 2: and got on a plane come back. Yeah, that's overkill.
Speaker 2: There's people who do that sort of thing, of course,
Speaker 2: like chaperones will take you from I said all this,
Speaker 2: We've been down this road. But the mother in law
Speaker 2: is as they do. I'll be worried about the whole flight.
Speaker 2: And you know I've had a heart operation five years ago.
Speaker 2: She lays that one down and okay, right. So over
Speaker 2: the weekend my wife is going, oh, I can't believe
Speaker 2: I've got a fly to Perth. I did a couple
Speaker 2: of drinks. So the idea is to fly and just
Speaker 2: get get your and then bring it back. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: so Jack, some four a half hour flight. Yes, guess
Speaker 2: who agreed to do it instead of the wife me?
Speaker 2: I said, look, laps in concentration, did you have huge
Speaker 2: idiotic moment? And I go, do you want me to
Speaker 2: do it for you? I thought she'd go, oh, that's
Speaker 2: really kind of you, but no, she went, would you
Speaker 2: thank you your mom? That's how I feel today, Jack.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, I've got to and I get into
Speaker 2: the detail of it and look at reading through the
Speaker 2: terming editions. It's the day after we stop here for Christmas,
Speaker 2: so we're obviously gonna, you know, get on it, have
Speaker 2: a long old lunch. Next morning, I'm flying to Perth.
Speaker 2: Right waiting four hours at the terminal picking up The
Speaker 2: mother in law hasn't seen me for seven months. She's
Speaker 2: gonna be yapping in my year all the way back.
Speaker 2: That's the start of my Christmas. What do I do
Speaker 2: in a previous life?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I went, I thought you had offered
Speaker 5: to do like oh, it's your turn to do the dishes.
Speaker 2: I'll do them tonight.
Speaker 7: This is to.
Speaker 2: Perdragant in to day picking up my mother in law.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is just I've instantly regretted it. I
Speaker 2: can't now go hey, listen, I've had to think about this. No, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. Send one of the kids something
Speaker 2: that they're old enough. The oldest is thirteen, so I
Speaker 2: need a little bit le Two When have you agreed
Speaker 2: to do something? And then instantly instantly regretted it? As
Speaker 2: I walked out the kitchen, I was thinking, did she
Speaker 2: like do some sort of mind meld on me? Where
Speaker 2: she made me? Why? Why am I doing this? God?
Speaker 2: She's smart?
Speaker 1: Damn I wondered for it again for Christian O'Connell Breakfast,
Speaker 1: Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Ba all fired up on God one four t point three?
Speaker 2: Have you well Spanish the Christian and Cornorbray for show
Speaker 2: eight twenty one. So already a couple of things that
Speaker 2: were coming on text. A lot of things you agree
Speaker 2: to then instantly regretted involving alcohol one so you haven't
Speaker 2: put your name, but someone agreed to do the dreaded
Speaker 2: airport pickup, and you need to check what time that is,
Speaker 2: because if someone's been picked up at five thirty in
Speaker 2: the morning that you then committed to, you've got to leave.
Speaker 2: You've got to get up about two or three to
Speaker 2: get there. You've got to do the short term park,
Speaker 2: and it's a nightment to find where that is. You've
Speaker 2: been doing a couple of laps of the airport before
Speaker 2: we get anywhere in the car park. Then you've got
Speaker 2: to wait for them. Then you find out the plane's delayed.
Speaker 2: That's a hell of a day. However, it's not as
Speaker 2: bad as flying a perthon back.
Speaker 5: I've made everything petals in comparison to what you've agreed to.
Speaker 2: I just can't believe it. And let me get this through.
Speaker 5: This is the very next day after our last day
Speaker 5: on radio every year, so I imagine I will hope
Speaker 5: that we all go out as a team celebrate that
Speaker 5: Friday night I.
Speaker 2: Will still be doing that my drag me out of
Speaker 2: beds or the gutter, and then be like weekend at
Speaker 2: bur He's propping me up in that and that plane
Speaker 2: get the wheelchair out in the airport to take you
Speaker 2: the game. So this morning we're looking for your stories
Speaker 2: when you agree to do something and then immediately regretted it.
Speaker 2: This comes from Paul, who is an electrician. Christian. I
Speaker 2: was working at a lady's house and she was recently
Speaker 2: divorced and was quite flirty with me, and I decided to,
Speaker 2: you know, have a bit fun and flirt back. Not
Speaker 2: long after that, I regretted it. About thirty minutes after
Speaker 2: our encounter and flirting, I was sitting in the hallway
Speaker 2: wiring her central heat and controls. Easy, sir, Thank you femism.
Speaker 2: She walked past and went to the bathroom. About two
Speaker 2: minutes later, the bathroom door swung open, and there she
Speaker 2: was in her birthday suit and asked if I wanted
Speaker 2: to join her in the shower, which was running in
Speaker 2: the background. Christian, I panis and amazing panics and blurted
Speaker 2: out from start for no apparent reason, someone else is
Speaker 2: working there on her back doors. I think there was
Speaker 2: another tradesmen at the hairt Luckily, yeah, he saw on
Speaker 2: our back doors mending those, which caused her to close
Speaker 2: the bathroom doors suddenly when she saw him. I regretted
Speaker 2: the flirting and then even went back in my own
Speaker 2: to that property. So Christian, that's my story. That's from
Speaker 2: Paul the Electrician.
Speaker 1: He has to have a chaperone next time the Christian
Speaker 1: O'Connell Breakfast Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Twenty to nine Coimonians to Christian O'Connor Breakfast show on
Speaker 2: Gold one oh four point three. So we mentioned this
Speaker 2: earlier in the show. An amazing opportunity yesterday from the
Speaker 2: Boss for me. Obviously, last week, week three, on the show,
Speaker 2: I was taken out to lunch by Don Eddie Maguire
Speaker 2: Tony Soprano, the unofficial mayor of Melbourne. I thought that
Speaker 2: was pretty big, okay, for I was being anointed an
Speaker 2: audience with Eduardo. And then this week the Boss says
Speaker 2: to me yesterday, yes, I've been asked to ask you
Speaker 2: by the social committee here at the station, how do
Speaker 2: you feel about opening up, reopening the brand new kitchen
Speaker 2: and the new fridge? And the first of times I
Speaker 2: thought it was a joke, some kind of practical joke,
Speaker 2: prank in the POMMI or some of that. I don't know,
Speaker 2: you know, like he's falling for it. Look at him still, bother.
Speaker 2: He's even got a little speech when do we let
Speaker 2: him know we're not interested, but no, it's a big thing.
Speaker 2: Full staff meeting here at ten fifteen today. So you
Speaker 2: saw the email. I didn't even see this about a
Speaker 2: lot of other bullet points. I've got to get up
Speaker 2: there and tell the stuff. These are the things.
Speaker 5: You got to mention that all the cuddly culery and
Speaker 5: crockery has been bought by the social team, and including
Speaker 5: new mugs. And then this is the big one, which
Speaker 5: we weren't meant to say on the show because it
Speaker 5: is a surprise for the staff who work here, but
Speaker 5: you gave it the okay to read out the embargoed
Speaker 5: bullet point. A fortnightly fridge fill with shared food, including
Speaker 5: snacks and fresh fruit.
Speaker 2: Once every fortnight, they say, we are here backing up
Speaker 2: some sort of un food kitchen here every two weeks,
Speaker 2: and all of us stampling on each other to go,
Speaker 2: oh please, can I have a biscuit? Can I have
Speaker 2: a visituit? Mass? Please? Sir? Can I have some more?
Speaker 2: Every two weeks they feed us here, Oh yeah, how
Speaker 2: do you feel about that? Panging over and over? You
Speaker 2: don't get that there we can get every two weeks
Speaker 2: delicious apple or something's coming my way every fortnight.
Speaker 5: Especially because we're here first, so we'll get the juicy.
Speaker 2: Apple eat it all? Does he eat half? Has even
Speaker 2: a monkey half one for the salespeople. But anyway, I thought,
Speaker 2: what can I do? I've got to get up there
Speaker 2: in front of the staff, talk about this kitchen and
Speaker 2: here's the fridge. Whoo open clothes. Yesterday on the show
Speaker 2: we had Francis calling. She invited me to come to
Speaker 2: a poetry in Folk evening. I thought, Haname, is there
Speaker 2: anyone I could book Francis to come in this morning?
Speaker 2: I rang her at five past seven and said, one,
Speaker 2: can you try and write a poem to read out?
Speaker 2: She's writing it, dictating it into a phone as she's driving.
Speaker 2: She's driving in to make it here for ten fifteen
Speaker 2: in her bright yellow ute from Danden on Rangers. Francis,
Speaker 2: how's it going you near our trip in?
Speaker 11: I'm heading in an emergency line with my warning blinkers
Speaker 11: on site.
Speaker 12: And talk to you.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's very very kind, and how's are you? The
Speaker 2: journey been in so far? Traffic bard again this morning.
Speaker 11: It goes in, it goes in waves. I'm in the
Speaker 11: middle of an eighty wives. This will be a big
Speaker 11: one in a minute.
Speaker 2: Okay, just ride other ways. That's how the poets do it,
Speaker 2: you know. And how's the poem coming on about the
Speaker 2: new fridge?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's about half done.
Speaker 2: M Can you give me a sense of anything at
Speaker 2: the moment in line that's just come to you recently?
Speaker 11: No, I won't spile with surprise.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, we love surprises. Okay, well listen, turning blinkers off.
Speaker 2: When it's safe, move out of the emergency lane and
Speaker 2: proceed to level two. Good wistreet here, rich wind Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: take care, bye bye, thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Either Tiger survivor Always Be the Rocky the tune to me?
Speaker 2: This is coming up for eight fifty four on Gold
Speaker 2: one oh four point three. That's a quick question. If
Speaker 2: something is grouse, yeah, it's all grouse. What does that mean?
Speaker 2: It means it's good? Yeah, great, Thank God for that.
Speaker 2: I get this voicemail message yesterday from Hamis McLaughlin, right,
Speaker 2: and I listened to it and at the end he's
Speaker 2: all happy, he's all dancing, you know, his' peedix chickens
Speaker 2: out and his farm is or whatever he's up to.
Speaker 2: It's phrase for it anyway, and some of them with
Speaker 2: his chicken. And he goes to me at the end
Speaker 2: and yes, it's a you know gravelly voices. Got that money.
Speaker 2: He'saw the money, you know it saw the cavea or
Speaker 2: something he has? Yeah, grouse. And I got off the
Speaker 2: phone and I go, no idea. Is he happy?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: Is he happy? And saying my grouse? I start googling
Speaker 2: it all this his famous grouse a whiskey Scottish whiskey.
Speaker 2: Does he one a lot of that? You know what
Speaker 2: we've made him do on the show. But he's happy,
Speaker 2: is he? I think he's definitely outdated, though, would you say?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit of a seventies term, isn't it.
Speaker 2: That's that guy. I mean, that is that guy. You've
Speaker 2: seen how he dresses, I mean green. But you're gonna
Speaker 2: be careful the wedge you're driving between you and no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's nothing. He's worse. He's graul. I'm grouse. We're all grouse,
Speaker 2: all right. Then we're talking about the first movie you
Speaker 2: sought the cinema Rachel, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 10: I saw Charlotte's Web when I was three. I saw
Speaker 10: it fifteen times and it was not Grouse. It was terrifying.
Speaker 2: You've gotta go back a bit, Charlotte. You saw it?
Speaker 2: How many are Rachel? Sorry, how many times? Fifteen fifteen?
Speaker 10: My mum was an usherrette at the cinema in the
Speaker 10: seventeenth when it was appropriate to dump your child at
Speaker 10: the back of a cinema and.
Speaker 2: A pown parents would do that. They would just let
Speaker 2: this the movie be the Baby City.
Speaker 10: You know, it was horrible, and then I was running
Speaker 10: up and down the aisle every single time, and you know,
Speaker 10: little kids can't catch their breath. Mom, I just doesn't
Speaker 10: watch this movie side.
Speaker 2: It was horrible. That's great, Rachel, brilliant cool. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much for that one. Let's go to Jack. Here,
Speaker 2: you're going, I'm pretty good Seal Grouse, Jack Grouse, Gross Jack.
Speaker 2: We'll see your first movie. You sought the cinema, mate.
Speaker 2: It wasn't at the cinema, but I had a day
Speaker 2: of school when I was about six and the old
Speaker 2: man rinted the remake of the Exorcist. I still wouldn't
Speaker 2: watch that.
Speaker 12: Terrible six.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: This is what we're talking about today. Is that word
Speaker 2: time where it's on the show to the text from him,
Speaker 2: Hamous McGlocklin. He's heard my words said. He's never said
Speaker 2: grouse in his life. It's embarrassing because I've got audio
Speaker 2: stood off the message he left me where he says
Speaker 2: grouse and you've heard him in the office. He drops
Speaker 2: it quite a lot, doesn't he. Oh, this is grouse.
Speaker 2: That is grouse. I'm going to go shooting grouse. I
Speaker 2: just eating a grouse sandwich and going grouse beizza. This
Speaker 2: guy is grouse, you know. Anyways, he sent me a
Speaker 2: text message here in the next break can you say
Speaker 2: hello to Smithy Daniel Smith. I think he's working at
Speaker 2: the Hamish compound. You know he's got that. He's got
Speaker 2: trades down there. He's trying to get it. He's trying
Speaker 2: to get free. It's low, isn't it. I mean he's
Speaker 2: not doing that on TV? Is he going? Can I
Speaker 2: say just a shout out it to Smithy's working on
Speaker 2: the compound at the moment. He's building a chicken coop
Speaker 2: for the kids. Hey, listen, you can't keep kids. I
Speaker 2: know you live out in the country. Out there, you
Speaker 2: can't keep kids in the chicken coop. Hamish is shocking,
Speaker 2: not even as a threat. I've tried it, but no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: totally angry our same all right, Today's that worth time words, Stee.
Speaker 2: You might not be aware. Today is Global Beetles Day.
Speaker 2: And on this great day. By the way, have we
Speaker 2: all seen the McCartney carpool Karaoke? Oh fantastic, Yeah, twenty
Speaker 2: five minutes of gold. It is incredible. I know you
Speaker 2: might be up to speed with carpool karaoke like you've
Speaker 2: seen them all. Now do I need to see another one?
Speaker 2: Trust me? I don't know how James can carry on
Speaker 2: from that, because it's the best one he's ever done.
Speaker 2: It is so special. Twenty five minutes and with all
Speaker 2: the anger and some of the misery and hate that
Speaker 2: came out of America in the news last week, it's
Speaker 2: the perfect anti to just watch that. Even if you
Speaker 2: just watch ten minutes of it, it's moving, it's really
Speaker 2: I was in tears a couple of times during it. Anyway,
Speaker 2: it's Global Beetles Day on this day. How do we
Speaker 2: mark this? On the show well by asking you to
Speaker 2: ruin a Beatles song I got with all due respects
Speaker 2: to Bubblecartney Lady donaka bab Day Stripper.
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, I think you're on your You're the best
Speaker 5: thing you could do for this segment is get three
Speaker 5: gold in a row and you're on two gold here.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you. The Magical Mystery Sore. I like it.
Speaker 2: It's actually it's a silver plus plus. I was sitting on.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, what have you got them? Ruin a Beatles song?
Speaker 2: Here comes the sunburn pads. I want to hold your head. Creepy, creepy.
Speaker 2: It's not grouse mate, ungrouse.
Speaker 10: Ah.
Speaker 2: This could go the way while I sleep in my
Speaker 2: car and gently weep while my guitar gently weeps. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know I got. I got to it's and that
Speaker 2: went only one way.
Speaker 1: But Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three Clash rob the cast bar on Gold one of
Speaker 2: four point three. Good morning's to Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2: This breakfast show runs until ten o'clock Between now and
Speaker 2: ten we do you think called the atwork time waster
Speaker 2: where if you are at work you can still get
Speaker 2: involved with the Breakfast Show. Each day we'll give you
Speaker 2: a little challenge, some kind of homework to do for
Speaker 2: the show. Today it's on Global Beatles Day. It's ruined
Speaker 2: a Beatles song. Jack is marking these as always gold, silver, bronze. Right,
Speaker 2: you ready have some good stuff that's coming. Yep, I
Speaker 2: saw her squatting there. Lord he knows Scotty on gold. No,
Speaker 2: we can't give that goal. Christian the Sky with his
Speaker 2: mother in law. Oh good, smart, pullback to earlier in
Speaker 2: the show where you have to fly to Perth just
Speaker 2: to pick up your mother and all in a day.
Speaker 2: Silver double plus. Okay, what anyways? Move on, Twist and gout.
Speaker 5: Yeah, good silver Jenny love me Pooh, No, you can't
Speaker 5: have gold for.
Speaker 2: A poo, but you can have a silver plus. Okay.
Speaker 2: That's Jenny and Aspendell. Twist and sour kraut. Not as good,
Speaker 2: not as good a bronze man in Mitcham, happiness is
Speaker 2: a warm bum if you're cold. If you're cold, that's
Speaker 2: obviously my should be cold and you can nice warm
Speaker 2: bumb or something there. One of my favorite Beatles songs
Speaker 2: as well. So you can have gold for that, okay,
Speaker 2: Tony and Castle Hill, well done. Almost can't believe share
Speaker 2: it with the rest of no, And I really can't,
Speaker 2: I really really can't know. That is a really bad swear.
Speaker 2: I know some of you think it's okay to say
Speaker 2: about on the radio the one, but I still don't
Speaker 2: twist and I can't say that. Lucy in the Sky
Speaker 2: with the latest traffic News Gold Premium, well done, Clint.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, it's the Christian. I've gone a breakfast
Speaker 2: show on Gold one. I four point three you know me? Jack? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm new to Melbourne, but I am not lonely. I've
Speaker 2: got loads of friends. Yeah your family does, your daughters do?
Speaker 2: Your wife does? All right, I'd like to have loads
Speaker 2: of friends. And yesterday on the show, after yet another
Speaker 2: watching a World Cup game, watching England alone by myself
Speaker 2: on the couch with this a dog that's asleep, I
Speaker 2: did feel a little bit like I need to make
Speaker 2: some new friends here. And when you are a guy
Speaker 2: of a certain age, it's like other men your age,
Speaker 2: they're not looking for new recruits. They've got You've got
Speaker 2: your mates. You haven't got time to even see them.
Speaker 2: Most of the time. You haven't got time to let
Speaker 2: it pompy in. You know how sad it's getting it?
Speaker 5: This morning on the show you even mentioned that lunch
Speaker 5: you had with Eddie MacGuire that was over a week ago,
Speaker 5: and you're still talking about it.
Speaker 2: I've got a lunch to day myself, you know, I
Speaker 2: just have at with myself. So anyway, I'm coming this
Speaker 2: morning and I find this production has been made behind
Speaker 2: my back again, the team working against me. You got
Speaker 2: to get your own friends. Pommy playdate? What hommy playdate
Speaker 2: for me? Playdate?
Speaker 5: I thought you were vulnerable yesterday you said, Look, I'm
Speaker 5: reaching out if anyone can have me over for one
Speaker 5: of their events, any hobbies they do.
Speaker 2: We do weekly clubs and stuff like that. Could you
Speaker 2: invite me along so I could hang out and maybe
Speaker 2: we could be gun friends.
Speaker 5: But Pobby playdate? It does make it a little sadder,
Speaker 5: doesn't it.
Speaker 2: I'm not sad. I'm not lonely. I'm not just spoke
Speaker 2: up load of mates, you know, I mean the guys
Speaker 2: you know we're going to think later haven't call me
Speaker 2: back yet. But me and the guys, we're all going.
Speaker 5: You went to pick up that couch last night off
Speaker 5: gum Tree. Did you at least try and make friends
Speaker 5: with that guy?
Speaker 2: They're already soft as they heard me yesterday. Got my
Speaker 2: wife seems to think that they heard it and didn't
Speaker 2: like the phrase stinking second hand couch. No, I'm serious,
Speaker 2: and I wasn't going to mention it today because I wait,
Speaker 2: don't talk about it again. I was going to affect
Speaker 2: my rating on gum Tree, so I didn't want to
Speaker 2: bring it up. It's rather's been no mention of it.
Speaker 2: He went through the offer. Okay, So I am asking
Speaker 2: for a friend. Would you be prepared to invite me
Speaker 2: to come onto something you do? Gary's on the line.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Gary, morning Christian.
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, Gary, I hope you were this morning.
Speaker 2: So they're calling it the Pommy play Day. What could
Speaker 2: you invite me to? Gary?
Speaker 9: Well, I want you to come to poker Night on
Speaker 9: a Thursday night at the Standdown Pub.
Speaker 8: Happens every Thursday.
Speaker 9: You won't feel like a new guy in town out
Speaker 9: one hundreds of people there, so you'll be more than welcome.
Speaker 2: Gary. The only thing with this I have never played
Speaker 2: poker in my life. I've been invited to quite a
Speaker 2: few of these poker nights, and I've always wanted to go.
Speaker 2: It seems like a good fun way to lose money.
Speaker 2: But I've always been scared because obviously I'd be a mark.
Speaker 2: I'd be a sucker to go along. I don't know
Speaker 2: how to play poker. Our beginner's welcome, your bound to
Speaker 2: say that she can take all my money.
Speaker 9: I'll likely cost you thirty dollars to play for the night,
Speaker 9: you get one hundred thousand dollars worth of chips. And
Speaker 9: if you're not quite sure, there's plenty of people there
Speaker 9: to help you along the way.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sure they are the people I'm playing against.
Speaker 7: Ah.
Speaker 2: Now you're doing really well. I've put all your money,
Speaker 2: you've got a new money, You've come off the old
Speaker 2: palmy boat on all that. You've got a five and
Speaker 2: a two. Oh you lucky bye, Hey, heavy one. It's
Speaker 2: going to take down the house.
Speaker 9: Throw the pocket aces away and play your five.
Speaker 2: Put you much in the middle. All right, But listen, Gary,
Speaker 2: I'm up for this, Okay, I will come along. So
Speaker 2: will you be my kind of man? To introduce? Basically,
Speaker 2: the other eyes there.
Speaker 9: Absolutely, yep, definitely, all right, buddy, gets on my table
Speaker 9: so I'll be able to take you all the tricks.
Speaker 2: Excellent, you're a good man, Gary, Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for that.
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Speaker 2: Well we are back tomorrow morning. The show good luck
Speaker 2: to the soccer Rouse tonight midnight. That's a harsh time.
Speaker 2: I can't see many of you stand up to watch that. Well,
Speaker 2: I was gonna ask for a late start tomorrow. See
Speaker 2: where you go. Okay, mate, you come in for five
Speaker 2: past six. I'll be here for six. So it's up
Speaker 2: to you what you do in between those hours if
Speaker 2: you want to support your team and come into work.
Speaker 2: But yeah, five past six, I'll let you start five
Speaker 2: minutes later. We'll be groggy if I watch the soccer
Speaker 2: Roos then have to wake up. Well, we're going to
Speaker 2: tell the difference. You've gotty every day your opponents status
Speaker 2: update groggy Jack is groggy? All right, title of today's
Speaker 2: show is on Grouse. You're off to go and work
Speaker 2: with the boys. Hey, miss Nandy, that's right. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: to miss your ribbon cutting of the new fridge. No
Speaker 2: you're not. This is what waits. I mean, fifty minutes
Speaker 2: time we're going to go and get up in front
Speaker 2: of the whole building and open a fridge and a kitchen.
Speaker 2: But listener, Francis is going to perform a poem and
Speaker 2: she's just turned up so you can hear how that goes.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow morning too.
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