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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk about our friend Steph Claire Smith,

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Speaker 2: who's spoken on her podcast Kick podcast with laur Henshaw

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Speaker 2: about the fact that she accidentally sent nerd to her parents. Now, look,

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Speaker 2: normally would get Steph on the show for this sort

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Speaker 2: of stuff, but she's got a bad check record of

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Speaker 2: just saying really naughty things on our show, and she's

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Speaker 2: already in those areas, so I'm not going to drag

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Speaker 2: her through the mud. If you're listening, Steph, sorry, but anyway,

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Speaker 2: there is something mortifying in sending nerds accidentally to somebody,

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Speaker 2: and of course or even deliberately to somebody, and then

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Speaker 2: leaving that person and then knowing that person has got

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Speaker 2: those nerds and woods. I know you've been in that

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Speaker 2: situation a number of times.

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Speaker 3: Wow, appreciate that throw.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, look, my nerds are out there, there's no doubt

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Speaker 3: I was young, I was youthful, I was stupid.

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Speaker 4: And a recommendation to the kids out there is don't

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Speaker 4: send photos of yourself naked around because yeah, there is

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Speaker 4: a cloud.

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Speaker 3: There is a cloud somewhere.

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Speaker 4: I still don't really understand the cloud, but there is

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Speaker 4: a cloud out there.

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Speaker 3: That has just so many naked photos.

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Speaker 4: Of me, so well, it is it is conceivable and

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Speaker 4: believable for me to call our manager Joe and effectively

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Speaker 4: tell him that I've been approached by the Daily Mail

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Speaker 4: and they've said they've got one of these nudes. But

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Speaker 4: we were talking about this. We want to make this

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Speaker 4: phone call. We think it'll be funny. But just to

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Speaker 4: add a little bit of spice to this, we've got

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Speaker 4: people to call right now on thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 4: And all you have to do is tell me an

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Speaker 4: item that has to be involved in the nude photo.

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Speaker 4: So when I describe it to Joe, you know it's

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Speaker 4: more than just a nude effectively. So we got Kylie here, Kylie,

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Speaker 4: what what item would you like included in this nude

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Speaker 4: photo of me that's been leaked?

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Speaker 5: I would like an umbrella?

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Speaker 2: Umbrella? Okay? Hell?

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Speaker 4: Would there be an umbrella?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, umbrella. We've got Jess here now, Jess,

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Speaker 4: what item do you want to see in this nude photo?

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Speaker 6: Coconut?

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Speaker 2: Coconut?

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Speaker 4: Okay, yep, again weird but okay, umbrella, coconut? Tyson, what

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Speaker 4: item do you want to see in this leaked nude photo.

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Speaker 7: I would love to say a guinea pig.

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Speaker 3: And that's where that's where it gets sick.

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Speaker 2: It's to be close to home. That one tyson.

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Speaker 3: Close to home. That's not close to truth in that one.

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Speaker 3: Look at you.

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Speaker 4: No, there is no truth to that. And obviously we

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Speaker 4: just know that, you know, Peter are a very litigious

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Speaker 4: sort of community, and I'd like Peter to know this

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Speaker 4: is all hypothetical and all a bit silly and all

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Speaker 4: a bit of fun. But Okay, the situation is laid down.

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Speaker 4: I am now going to make a phone call to

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Speaker 4: our mutual manager. There's a leaked photo. When I describe

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Speaker 4: the photo, I'm going to include a coconut, a guinea pig,

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Speaker 4: and an umbrella. Yep, And I mean the interesting thing

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Speaker 4: believe that I actually took a photo, a nude photo

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Speaker 3: And I think he probably that.

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Speaker 2: Prophs is self fulfilling. And we're going to do a

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Speaker 2: call right up next. I hope you're having a wonderful

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Speaker 2: drive home. Woods calls our agent Joe and tells him

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Speaker 2: there's been a photo leaked of him to the Daily

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Speaker 2: mail involving an umbrella, some coconuts, and a guinea pig,

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Speaker 2: totally nerd. Right now, you're about to call our agent Joe,

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Speaker 2: telling him that nerds have been leaked of you, yep,

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Speaker 2: to a media outlet, very popular media outlet, ye, which

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Speaker 2: looks as you asked the question before. We all know

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Speaker 2: it's believable. That's the best part about this prank call.

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Speaker 2: Every joke, every joke is founded in some element of truth,

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Speaker 2: and that's the truth here there. There are thousands of

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Speaker 2: shots of you out there. We all know it's any

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Speaker 2: day now and today it could be that day.

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Speaker 3: So you're going to wake up every morning in a

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Speaker 4: Today's the day we never get the snaps.

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Speaker 2: You have a doorer now as well, so you just

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Speaker 2: hope it happens before our vision starts to correct, otherwise

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Speaker 2: she might be seeing Daddy on the back page. Now,

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Speaker 2: let's let's talk about the specs of the prank. Though

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Speaker 2: obviously despice this up because I think just calling Joe

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Speaker 2: taken some calls from people who you're going to have

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Speaker 2: to weave these three items into the nude photo of

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Speaker 2: you that's been leaked.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so the items are coconut, guinea pig, and umbrella.

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Speaker 4: So I've just worked during the song. Then great suggestions,

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Speaker 4: I mean, rogue, super rogue. But I think I've in

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Speaker 4: all those items are involved in a nerd photo. So

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Speaker 4: we've got we've got Joe's number here, let's give him

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Speaker 4: a call.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, well, helloy, sorry Matt, you have picked to my

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Speaker 8: to my headphones there, Hey you going? But madam good?

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Speaker 7: How are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, really good, really really good.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, doing the show from home, which has been really

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Speaker 8: good actually to just be close to tow Mem and Bubbs.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: And how is Bob going?

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Speaker 8: Made so good? So so good? Yeah, very very special.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Good reason reason for my call though, I just had

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Speaker 8: this really weird phone call and I again, this is

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Speaker 8: all it's I don't know if it's legit or anything,

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Speaker 8: but it was effectively this guy called Kevin who called

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Speaker 8: from and he just said like he yeah, he said

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Speaker 8: it was just a courtesy call and said that he

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Speaker 8: has in his possession a nude photo of me, like

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Speaker 8: it was it was taken like ten years ago. I

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Speaker 8: reckon twelve years ago, and it was put in like

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Speaker 8: a in a WhatsApp group with a group of Perth people, right,

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Speaker 8: and said he's going to do a story.

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Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, which yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, which which obviously I'm a bit distressed about, just

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Speaker 8: because it's like it's a really it's not a it's

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Speaker 8: not a good photo. I was it's me effectively dancing

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Speaker 7: Up uh because okay, yep, because.

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Speaker 8: I was dancing to Rhianna Umbrella from memory, so I'm

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Speaker 8: dancing to that. And then I had.

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Speaker 10: Put my.

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Speaker 8: Well effectively chicken balls in a bowl mm hmm, and

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, okay, And then I think and the and

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Speaker 7: the screenshot the WhatsApp group, and effectively what I've written

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Speaker 7: it's just stupid.

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Speaker 8: But I just wrote guinea pig or guinea penis.

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Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, alrighty well, looks see things happen sometimes.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it was a long time ago, and I just

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Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, yeah, and again like it's it's not

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Speaker 8: necessarily the the nudity, like I mean, I've been naked

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Speaker 8: a lot on the show, and that's more. I'm just

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Speaker 8: worried about the guinea pig thing. And yeah, all right,

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Speaker 8: no worries. Look, let me let me talk to Mark

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Speaker 8: and and we'll call you back.

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Speaker 7: And tryn't jump on top of it.

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Speaker 10: Although I know.

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Speaker 7: I'm not laugh, I was trying not to laugh.

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Speaker 2: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: A story caught my eye this morning.

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Speaker 4: Will.

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Speaker 8: Here it is the Newport Beach doctor removing twenty three

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Speaker 8: contact lenses from a woman's eye.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's a lot of contact lenses. Now. There is

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Speaker 4: a specific reason why this caught my eye, though, Will,

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Speaker 4: and that's because I can relate to it. When I

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Speaker 4: was I'm going to say twenty one years old, I

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Speaker 4: went to sleep with my contact lenses in okay, and

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Speaker 4: then I woke up in the morning to go and

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Speaker 4: put contact lenses in. Now, when I put a contact

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Speaker 4: lens in, obviously I was putting the contact over the

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Speaker 4: other contact that I'd left in my eye, so my

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Speaker 4: vision was blurry. Now, actually I was incredibly confused, So

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Speaker 4: what the hell's going on here? Usually the contacts correct

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Speaker 4: my vision, so naturally I then took the contact lens

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Speaker 4: out to notice and realize that, oh my god, I've

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Speaker 4: got perfect vision. I have a superpower like no, no

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Speaker 2: Perfect.

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Speaker 4: It's because I thought I'd cured my vision overnight. You

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Speaker 4: remember from Spider.

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Speaker 2: Man, your power is curing vision.

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Speaker 4: Well, Spider Man wakes up one day and he's got

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Speaker 4: perfect vision and he's got Spider.

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Speaker 2: Sen that's right, Yeah, yep, yep.

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Speaker 3: And honestly, for.

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Speaker 2: You thought there was going to be a flow on effect.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so for five or six minutes, it was only

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, I've been bitten by

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Speaker 4: a radioactive bug and I've somehow now got perfect vision.

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Speaker 4: Of course, then I realized quite quickly that no, you've

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Speaker 4: right deal. But here here's what I'd like to ask

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Speaker 4: have you been like me? And have you ever genuinely

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Speaker 4: where you went, oh my I have super powers?

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Speaker 2: As has happened to you? More than once.

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Speaker 4: Be honest, Yes, my others are from when I was younger,

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Speaker 4: and I'll take calls from when you were under eighteen.

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Speaker 3: That's totally fine.

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Speaker 4: But I believe that I could breathe underwater. I thought

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Speaker 4: I was a half fish, half man because one time

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Speaker 3: Don't do it, guys.

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Speaker 4: But when I was drinking the water underwater, I was like,

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty much breathing underwater here. I'm half fish, half man.

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Speaker 4: Cool mom, so I'm pretty much aquamart the other one

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Speaker 4: and again joined me thirteen one oh six five Have

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Speaker 4: you ever have you ever temporarily.

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Speaker 3: Thought me had.

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Speaker 4: Some some sort of superpower? My other one was I

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Speaker 4: genuinely believe. And this one went on for a while. Actually,

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Speaker 4: I thought that if I said a very special word

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Speaker 4: when someone was doing something like kicking for goal in football.

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Speaker 4: I thought if I said this special word, that it

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Speaker 4: whatever they were trying to do.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's not like under your breath, like a curse

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I knew I couldn't use it too much

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Speaker 4: because I was like, it obviously has a finite number

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Speaker 4: like an energy that needs to be.

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Speaker 2: Restored, a finite but finite. If only your superpower was

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Speaker 2: how to speak, Yeah, yeah, carry on, carry on.

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Speaker 4: Thirteen one O six five is the number. Yes, I'll

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Speaker 6: I grew up in the Blue Mountains, which was absolutely freezing, so.

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Speaker 2: It just was it just that light? Ten light?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, my bedroom light.

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Speaker 3: There was very specific power. Love it town.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Sam here, Sam, what did you think

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Speaker 9: Was when I was younger? I actually I thought it

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Speaker 9: And then there was only a year later when I

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Speaker 3: So I got Sam.

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Speaker 4: Sam, So between between the first time you got hit

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, like I literally had no no or interested

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Speaker 2: There any Sammy? Were there any other situations? So in

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Speaker 2: when you thought you were indestructible, how like how long

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Speaker 7: Look?

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Speaker 9: Maybe around that a year?

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Speaker 2: manifested your indestructibility? Were there other places where you proved

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Speaker 9: I mean I may not have taken as many I

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Speaker 2: Around feeling like it's like it's like you're playing Super

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Speaker 9: Yeah, basically.

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Speaker 1: And then and then when I broke my leg, I

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Speaker 9: Off day, like it wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Sam, You're a legend. Your legend. Let's go to Let's

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Speaker 3: go to Jake.

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Speaker 4: Now, Jakie, you you you still think you have a superpower?

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Speaker 11: Jake, I definitely have a superpower.

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Speaker 7: Guys, What is it, God?

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Speaker 11: That happened today? It happened today. I was I went

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Speaker 11: and think, oh, and then I look up and I

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Speaker 7: For that thing.

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Speaker 2: Was He actually looked like a.

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Speaker 11: Piece of old carpet.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Jake, and I.

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Speaker 11: Can see it from fifty meters.

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Speaker 2: You can tell from fifty meters if someone's wearing meters,

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Speaker 2: all right, well, fifty's obviously there's alviously an extent. You

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Speaker 11: The glasses to read a book.

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Speaker 2: Guys from me, you can't read a word.

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Speaker 8: You can and you've got a wig on made old

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Speaker 6: Be careful.

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Speaker 2: A Jake Jack Jack Jack Jay Janks Like it's fifty

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Speaker 11: Spot, that's that's a starting spot.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's okay. So if you were within any so

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Speaker 2: see it's not something's not right, guys, you know, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I've never seen anyone wearing it.

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Speaker 11: Look obviously, you know the pop stars and they wear

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Speaker 4: And then you, Jake, can you give us a give

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Speaker 11: Well, I know, listen, I know a British one that

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Speaker 11: Gordon Ramsey. They said, Gordon ramdys and borders a badger joking.

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Speaker 11: Have you ever heard that?

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Speaker 2: Have you been after you? You know Gordon rams he

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Speaker 2: looks like, mate, you've seen him on the table. You

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Speaker 2: tell us your secret. I didn't pick that he got

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Speaker 2: that's your superpower.

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Speaker 8: Away he got out of the barrier.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, Jake, I just but if you google

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Speaker 11: Gordon Ramsing and he bold, it's a fact, all right.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, smarter than the superpowers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all I'm saying that it might not exist.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: Well, look, we're enough to follow up on your mind

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Speaker 2: because I want to say this thing in action, that's

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Speaker 2: one of the most random girls we've ever had.

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Speaker 4: Will and Woody.

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Speaker 6: That's the more In just a bit the Will and

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Speaker 2: If you feel a bit flat and you're after a boost,

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Speaker 4: It's will do we help tid baby?

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Speaker 2: I didn't alrighty this week on tid Bit, we're talking fomo.

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Speaker 2: As I said before Woods, I think one of the

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Speaker 2: the idea that we've got stuff that we miss out

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Speaker 4: We've got too many things to do.

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Speaker 11: Now.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, this depends on what we're talking about getting fomo from.

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Speaker 2: If I can distill it, basically, the idea is that

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Speaker 2: missing out on them, and they're so many good things

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Speaker 2: live a brilliant life.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, if you're way to spin it. Yeah, if

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Speaker 2: Fomo, you're a very very lucky person. You've got sights

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Speaker 2: of being very, very very rich is exactly that. But

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Speaker 2: saying that to me. No, but that's right, that's the

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Speaker 4: It's brilliant, isn't it. It just takes so much choice

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Speaker 4: I've struck I've struck off the seven things that maybe

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Speaker 4: This is the you enjoy that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is the one thing that I can

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Speaker 2: do today, exactly right. So I think kids have a

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00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 2: beautiful capacity to sort of dissolve the crap. The crap

446
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,880
Speaker 2: in your life. They take out the They also take

447
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 2: out the interactions where you're like, well, do I really

448
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 2: can I really see you? Like, there's this person that

449
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 2: I kind of see because I kind of like them

450
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 2: and we're kind of important to each other to hang on.

451
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 2: I can only go out one night this week, is

452
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 2: it going to be? That's yes, I've got to make

453
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 2: that choice. So there's that side of pomo. So hopefully

454
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 2: if you experience it, that's one way to look at it,

455
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 2: and that makes you feel a bit better about it.

456
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 2: The other side of it, and this might need to

457
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 2: be a two part series on fomo because I realize

458
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: how much longer this could go for. But this is

459
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 2: something I spoke about on the Kickpod with Steph Claire

460
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 2: Smith and Laury Henshaw recently. Was this idea of me

461
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 2: being a striver and having what I call the striver's curse.

462
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 2: And I think this is for a lot of people.

463
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 2: If you grew up in the situation where you had

464
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 2: parents where you felt like you needed to get their

465
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 2: attention through accolades, so doing really well at school or

466
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 2: getting love through achieving things, you'll be familiar with the

467
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 2: idea of needing to or feeling like you need to

468
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 2: do lots of things.

469
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 8: So that's me.

470
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 2: So sometimes my pomo is not around, like, oh, I've

471
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 2: got this party and I've got that party. Sometimes my

472
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 2: pomo's around. Well, if I spend time on the radio show,

473
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 2: then I won't have enough time to spend my time

474
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 2: on my writing.

475
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 3: That means.

476
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 4: FOMO for having doing work. You get FOMO for work.

477
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 2: Pretty much every day. Yeah, Well, I feel as if

478
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 2: I'm exactly I feel as if if I'm working on

479
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 2: one thing, then I'm not able to work on another thing.

480
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 2: And this is this is really really amplified and people

481
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,959
Speaker 2: would get this with fitness for example, like if your

482
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 2: emphasis is on extrinsic values, so things where you can

483
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 2: show them off. I'm going to go to I haven't

484
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,360
Speaker 2: got time to do a full workout today. I've only

485
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 2: got time to go for a run, so I feel

486
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 2: bad about myself that I didn't get to work on

487
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 2: my body. So there's that fomo there as well. Right,

488
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 2: So it all comes down to to this idea that

489
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 2: you're looking constantly for ways to appreciate you, but for

490
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: people to appreciate you, because that's the only way that

491
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 2: you know how to get love and ultimately, and I'll

492
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 2: is this can maybe work into part two. But that's

493
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 2: one of the reasons that I'm chronically late to places,

494
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 2: and I think a lot of people who are chronically

495
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 2: late can relate to this.

496
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 4: Is then he says he's chronically late. Like we're talking

497
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 4: like i'd tell you on average, I mean poop pants.

498
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 4: You can corroborate this, but twenty to twenty five minutes

499
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 4: late would be like an average.

500
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 2: I'd say fifteen minutes. I'm going to come in there.

501
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 3: If I can, I've you fifteen fifteen.

502
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 2: But but it's true, I am always late places, and

503
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 2: that is always tied up in the fact that I

504
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 2: feel awful about myself if I don't leave a place

505
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 2: and I haven't achieved what I set there set out

506
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 2: to achieve in that place.

507
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 4: You and me are so funny like that, because we're

508
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 4: this perfect dichotomy where I'm always early to places because

509
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 4: I would feel so awful about myself if I ever

510
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 4: let someone down or made someone wait for me. So

511
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 4: what happens with you and me when we catch up

512
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 4: is we always have about an hour where we don't

513
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 4: actually see ourselves because I'm fifteen minutes early and you're

514
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 4: fifteen minutes late, and then like whenever we finally get together,

515
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 4: it's like, well, we have five minutes and then we're going.

516
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,239
Speaker 3: To have to wrap this up.

517
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

518
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: I find the great irony of that is that you're

519
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 2: early because you're scared of judgment from others, and I'm

520
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,719
Speaker 2: late because I'm scared of judgment from myself. And it's

521
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 2: just this awful situation. But look, we'll talk about it

522
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 2: more tomorrow, sorry next week on the on the mental

523
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 2: health tid bit there there, because there's so much more

524
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 2: to dig into that. I'm sure a lot of people

525
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 2: can relate. The nickname that you have that you hate

526
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 2: love to hear from you, guys would, And that's because

527
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 2: the Bureau of Meteorology hate their nickname the bomb, the bomb,

528
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 2: the bomb, the bomb, So the nickname bomb.

529
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 4: They don't specifically like the nickname bomb.

530
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.

531
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 3: I like bomb.

532
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's check the bomb. Yeah, I think

533
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 2: it's I think I like the vibe.

534
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 4: Why do they like the bomb? The negative connotation of

535
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 4: obviously an explosive bomb.

536
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 2: I think that might be part of it. I think

537
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 2: there's a lot of like, I think there's a lot.

538
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 2: I think, well, there's two reasons. So first of all,

539
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 2: I don't think they want to be known as the bomb.

540
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 3: That's stupid.

541
00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 2: Change Tom Jones saying about sex bomb. If something's the bomb,

542
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 2: that's cool, right, that's the bomb.

543
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 4: If you to bomb, yeah, you're a good thing.

544
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 2: Our ep per pants might know more about this. To

545
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 2: be honest, I was not as interested in the story

546
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 2: as he was to me. Why do they want to

547
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 2: be known as the bomb? Well, I think because they're

548
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 2: a government organization. They want there's a bit of they

549
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 2: want a bit more legitimacy around their time, so they

550
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 2: want to be called the Bureau. I think and they

551
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: paid a PR company to figure that out. I think

552
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 2: eighty thousand dollars.

553
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 4: Think.

554
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.

555
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 4: The same PR company came up with our tagline of

556
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 4: for the Drive Home.

557
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 3: So so we're all, we're all kicking goals.

558
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 2: And and and per pants. I suppose you you can

559
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: empathize with these guys. Given that your name is per Pants,

560
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 2: you probably want to rebranded likerand yeah, yeah, yeah, in

561
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 2: touch with PR there see what they can come up with.

562
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 2: I loved him with some other people. So yeah, they

563
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 2: want to be known as the Bureau or the weather Bureau.

564
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 4: Actually, I know, I don't mind the Bureau.

565
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 2: The Bureau's hot.

566
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 4: It gives them a bit more.

567
00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 2: But they're not there clout.

568
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say, you know.

569
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 4: The bureau. Let's check the Bureau. Yeah yeah, I mean

570
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 4: I prefer the bomb. I'm gonna be honest. I prefer

571
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 4: the relaxed nature of the bomb.

572
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 2: Well, they don't. And that's that's the nature of the

573
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 2: phone topic right now. Thirty one and six five. Have

574
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 2: you got a nickname? You hate? Scott? He's called Scott.

575
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 2: Give us the nickname you hate?

576
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 10: Slurper?

577
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 3: Slurper, why'd you get called slurper, Scott.

578
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 11: He used to my lunch, used to my.

579
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 10: Then it started up as slurper and just everyone at work.

580
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 6: Now that's what.

581
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 11: I'm known as.

582
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 4: Do you still punch a slurpy for lunch? Is that

583
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 4: you're still your thing?

584
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 2: No?

585
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 6: I've got them back now, good on.

586
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 2: Your Scott That that story was quite frightfully boring and

587
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 2: definitely didn't deserve a follow up question, But God bless

588
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: your woods, you go for it anyway, Seth. I couldn't

589
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 2: swipe that guy down further and you're faster, and you're like,

590
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 2: do you still get cold slurper Scotty? No? I still

591
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 2: have a slurp before your lunch, Scottie. Oh my god, Sith,

592
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 2: what's the nickname you hate?

593
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 6: I don't really hate it, but it's sometimes just stuck

594
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 6: and I can't I will never be able to shake it.

595
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 2: It's stephless, it's Sephalophilis.

596
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 4: Sorry, that's quite clever. That's actually quite clever. Who who

597
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 4: gave you that nickname?

598
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 6: My uncle so pretty much when I was a lot younger,

599
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 6: my mom came in and my my uncle was like,

600
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 6: what's his name, Seth? And she said yeah, and he

601
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 6: was like Chephalis, and from then onwards it's stuck.

602
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 3: Wow, your uncle, But I mean, how six? They're six?

603
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 4: The uncle there though, like naming his nephew after an S. T. D.

604
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 4: That That is pretty wild stuff, isn't it?

605
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 2: It is? It's Ripley here on loving your commentary this summer, Ripley,

606
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 2: what did you? What did you get called?

607
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 5: So my nickname automatically turned to ripples, And then someone

608
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 5: in high school said nipples and everyone caught onto it.

609
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 5: And still to this day, like four or five years later,

610
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 5: I'll still get cold nipples.

611
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 3: Ah, brilliant, that's a shaw brilliant. Do you do you

612
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 3: race it?

613
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:25,719
Speaker 8: Though?

614
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 4: A bit? Ripley?

615
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 2: Like?

616
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 9: Is it you?

617
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 2: You know that's your thing? Now? Nips?

618
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 4: I don't know guy, the guys school. You remember the

619
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 4: guy at school, Luke Nichols, who got called loose nipples?

620
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 2: No?

621
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 4: Do you remember that?

622
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,479
Speaker 3: Unlucky you know just rhymes beautifully. No, I don't nipples.

623
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 2: I love you to hear from you. All right, we're

624
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 2: going to go to another song. Thirty one and six

625
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 2: five loads more of these coming through nickname, the nickname

626
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,719
Speaker 2: you have you I hate If we can move through

627
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,479
Speaker 2: these and you can desist on your follow up questions

628
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: that it should be a good bank. Hey, it's where

629
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: the mood? He love to hear me right now? Third

630
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 2: one and six five. You got a nickname that you hate?

631
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 2: They call me, they call me, they call what's what's

632
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 2: your nickname?

633
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 4: What's your.

634
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: Name? Now? Was we're doing this because the Bureau of

635
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 2: Meteorology apparently hates his nickname the Bomb. They've decided not

636
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 2: for them. They want to be called the Bureau or

637
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 2: the weather Bureau going forward.

638
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 4: They're just throwing away one of the great nicknames.

639
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 2: It's a loser chat, isn't it.

640
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 8: They were.

641
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: They used to be cool because.

642
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 4: They were the bomb. They were the bomb, the bomb.

643
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, looked Yeah.

644
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 4: During when I started high school, actually I tried to

645
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 4: drop Woody as a nickname.

646
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 2: Do you remember this vaguely?

647
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 8: You?

648
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 3: Because I was really.

649
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 4: Scared I was gonna get bullied because the Beavers and

650
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 4: butt Head movie came out and they used the word

651
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 4: woody to describe an excited doodle effectively.

652
00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 3: And I remember I said to all.

653
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 4: My mates, including you, I was like, can you please

654
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 4: not refer to me as Woody at high school because

655
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 4: I'm just going to be torched for effectively having the

656
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 4: name of a penis. Anyway, only lasted a week that

657
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 4: people called me Edward. I think, I think I'm trying

658
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 4: to shoot with ed. I was like, please just call

659
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 4: me ed, Please just call me.

660
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: You had a You also then had a nickname Renaissance

661
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 2: as well. You tried to call yourself big Dog for

662
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 2: a long time and that really stuck. And there's something

663
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 2: impressive about someone who can brand themselves.

664
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 3: It's the hardest thing to do in the game.

665
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 2: That is the hardest thing to do in the game,

666
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 2: to give myself, give your nickname and actually create currency

667
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 2: around it. Love it. Yeah, if anyone's managed to do that,

668
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: thirty one and six five would also take that goal,

669
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 2: because that's a cracker. Jennifer on thirty one and six five.

670
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 2: Your nickname you hate? Yes?

671
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 8: Hello?

672
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hello?

673
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 7: What's there's one nickname I hate because my name is Jennifer.

674
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,719
Speaker 8: People tend to call me genitals.

675
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I know Jennifer, and I don't call

676
00:32:55,840 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 2: her genitals. But she just lined herself up. Oh wow,

677
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 2: so you just brushed that off. These days, I imagine, Jen, I.

678
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: Saw my user names pretty much now, so I've learned

679
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: to live with it.

680
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: Oh, like on Facebook.

681
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: For most of them.

682
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 2: You, Oh my god, that's amazing. Genitals Meagan on six five?

683
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: The nickname do you have the.

684
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: Hey dent?

685
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 10: My nickname that my best friend's family like to call

686
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 10: me is Ring.

687
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 4: Why why Ring?

688
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: Because my maiden name is Whole.

689
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 3: That's good?

690
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 2: That is.

691
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 3: I just can't believe that the simple ones work.

692
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 2: Liam one is six five nickname?

693
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, like a little baby toilet.

694
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: Oh why is that?

695
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 3: Liamb?

696
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 8: My last name is done and my dad and I

697
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 8: can't take Duney off him, So I'm a little duney.

698
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 10: I'm a potty.

699
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: Oh brilliant.

700
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 3: That's great.

701
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't like that.

702
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 4: You don't like being called potty Lamb. It's awesome that

703
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 4: it sticks in the family.

704
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,240
Speaker 8: Well at one, at some point, I'd like to graduate

705
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,280
Speaker 8: from a potty to a duney.

706
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 10: But I don't know.

707
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 8: I'm thirty now, I don't know when that's gonna happen.

708
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 2: You get to wait for the old man to kick

709
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 2: the bucket, doesn't he really effectively?

710
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 10: Yeah?

711
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 2: Then you can.

712
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, how old is el dad's sixty five?

713
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 3: Oh you still got a bit to live.

714
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, his old man was duney. And he didn't. He

715
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,919
Speaker 8: didn't get the whole potty things.

716
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 10: I don't know what I've got to do to qualify.

717
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,959
Speaker 4: Do your kids get called nappy? Is that the level

718
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 4: under potty?

719
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 8: Could be?

720
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 9: Could be?

721
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 8: Maybe maybe my kid will be nappy?

722
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, have to be.

723
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 2: I reckon. I think, yeah, something something's got to give there,

724
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 2: because yeah, if you're the potty and that's not going

725
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 2: to change for a while.

726
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 4: Got to nappy and then go to womb pooh. That's

727
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 4: the next one, isn't it what they do? They call

728
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 4: that Will Mconium. It's been a weird nickname.

729
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 7: This is my son.

730
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 2: Woods. I mean, gee Weezy had a howler on Friday's

731
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 2: Back for Redemption. It's your old man Steve back on

732
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 2: the show.

733
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 4: Absolutely please music Jordan, my god, I mean.

734
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 2: Sloppy about slap, sloppy start, sloppy start for George.

735
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 3: Dad, you rarely have a miss on this show. Hello,

736
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 3: by the way, Hello, yeah, good.

737
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 2: Steve, Welcome back mate. I'm gonna be honest after your

738
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 2: Friday performance, it was not my first choice, but if

739
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 2: anybody missed it. You decided to get in your in

740
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 2: your toy car. You for it that you've bought since

741
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 2: retirement and give it a test drive live on air.

742
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 7: Yes, Oh yeah, what an engine?

743
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 2: Oh we didn't hear anything.

744
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 8: I think sixty eight year old man who's across technology,

745
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 8: isn't it fantastic to hear it?

746
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 2: Is?

747
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 3: It is?

748
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 4: Dad, And you're a man ahead of your time. You're

749
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 4: very progressive for your for your for your age of

750
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 4: late sixties.

751
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 2: But maybe you can't just say Steve. You just proved

752
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 2: that by by talking over the audio of yourself of

753
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 2: last Friday as well.

754
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 8: It was a there's a new technique that.

755
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 2: It was really was ironic.

756
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 4: Okay, But Dad, I want to I want to sort

757
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 4: of edge you towards an area where I know you're

758
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 4: a lot stronger, and it's effectively telling stories about you

759
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 4: embarrassing yourself. Now. You came over last night and you

760
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 4: sort of gave me the bare bones of an incident

761
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 4: that you went through. But I'd love I feel like

762
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 4: I had to stop you last night before you went

763
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 4: into detail because I think Australia needs to hear stories

764
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,879
Speaker 4: about you. So if you just want to fire away

765
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 4: with what happened to you recently.

766
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 8: Okay, you're talking about the funeral, I'm talking about the

767
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 8: funeral death I have, Yeah, I have especially brought it

768
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 8: the time down a bit, hasn't it. I'm trying to

769
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 8: miss it again. I want to talk at the funeral

770
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 8: recently at my cousin's funeral, and anyway, so the moment

771
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 8: rand and I said, now, you know, call upon his cousin,

772
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 8: Stephen Whitelaw to come up to the left turn and

773
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 8: talk about his cousin walked up there, and I decided

774
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 8: about the poem. So I tired it out, had put

775
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 8: it on the left turn, and whether it was my

776
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 8: hands were shaking because of news or whether there's a

777
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 8: draft or something, but the notes fell on the floor.

778
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 8: So anyway, so I quickly bent over to pick up

779
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 8: the notes and there's this lip right the back street,

780
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 8: and my pants had just been blown out completely. The

781
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 8: only person I the panic, which I've really impressed myself with,

782
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 8: but the only person who was aware of it because

783
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 8: the microphone's up ahead hight. They wouldn't have heard the

784
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 8: terrible rip through the mic and it was thee So

785
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 8: I thought, well, can get away with this and maybe

786
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 8: no one else. Now I I've written a pan, but

787
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 8: I got over that. Then I thought that was my

788
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 8: best pair and only only suit, and it's cost a

789
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 8: fortune to replace. And I started getting a bit of emotional.

790
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 8: I was thinking, Oh, that's going to cost me, that's

791
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 8: just don't hundred bucks to replace that, and I started

792
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 8: to just tear up a little bit. Anyway, so I

793
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 8: got back and looked up at the crowd and very patient,

794
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 8: and then they saw me with tears. And then I

795
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 8: looked out in the front right, and then that started

796
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 8: a whole range of people whipped women and men started

797
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 8: crying because I could see that I was emotional about

798
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 8: talking about my deceased cousin.

799
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 10: And anyway, so being a tree through where I steadied myself,

800
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 10: stood up straight and delivered the pod and everything was

801
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 10: was fine, even the line fifty back from the last

802
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 10: cup day. And I was nice enough to delete Internet.

803
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 2: He said in pants. Sounds like all Square.

804
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 7: Now sponsors for a six Absolutely not.

805
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, welcome to you, a well old machine. We

806
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 2: are here at Willing. Some sensational calls in the show today,

807
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 2: some really wekles. I had very some great, some great

808
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 2: chuckles obviously the big ones there. Sam who got hit

809
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 2: had to get hit by car twice to realize that

810
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 2: he wasn't in Destructibles right up there.

811
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 4: But then still thought in hospital with a broken leg

812
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 4: that maybe he just had an off day. I love that,

813
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 4: the idea that like Superman would would have an off

814
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 4: day and break his leg.

815
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 2: The invincibility just didn't find that day.

816
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 4: But I like, well, the world that he was living

817
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 4: in for twelve months befo before he got hit by

818
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 4: that second car, I was just I was crossing the

819
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 4: road without looking because I knew I was in Destructible.

820
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 2: Outrageous, that is I love. Yeah, Yeah, that was really

821
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 2: really funny. I think, I mean honorable mentions within this obviously,

822
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 2: what was whig Boy's name? He was Jake. He was hilarious.

823
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 4: Jake thinks thinks he can see a week from fifty meters.

824
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,399
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed that phone call.

825
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 4: I also liked when he said that he walks over

826
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 4: when he resees a wig. He walks over to the person,

827
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 4: doesn't matter if they're with their family or whatever, whispers.

828
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,720
Speaker 4: He whispers and goes, you're not fooling anybody.

829
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 3: So funny.

830
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 2: Well, it's almost like he's in like he's like you

831
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 2: know in Men in Black when they can tell whether

832
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 2: or not they're alien.

833
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he is that.

834
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 2: I also thought that the real favorite of mine, you know,

835
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 2: special shout out to Genital's Jennifer Tougher and tough for

836
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 2: all the other offers that had to hear that phone

837
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 2: call as well, obviously because you know, going forward that's

838
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 2: coming or if you if your partners, Jennifer, I instantly

839
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 2: feel sorry for your partner.

840
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 4: The guy getting called potty. We want to follow this up.

841
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 4: So he gets called toilet, he gets called.

842
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,720
Speaker 2: Pony, gets called dunny, not not toilet.

843
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 3: I don't think he gets doney.

844
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 2: His dad gets called ship break.

845
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 3: He's done.

846
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he gets called potty. We're going

847
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 4: to get him tomorrow on the show to all his

848
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 4: dad and be like it's time that I stepped up

849
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 4: to dunny status. I think that's a.

850
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 2: Great idea because, like as we said before, and that's

851
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 2: where Wompoo came in. You know, if he's gift, if

852
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 2: Potty's kids.

853
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 3: Have kids snappy.

854
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 4: We discussed this, it's snappy, then it's wom poo, and

855
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 4: that's well that you run out very quickly. So there

856
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 4: needs to be some sort of you know, going of

857
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:57,919
Speaker 4: the other way.

858
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 9: Yeah.

859
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 2: So so nappy then impoo. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, it

860
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 2: needs to.

861
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 3: There's a few generations there.

862
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

863
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 2: I was going to say they've got a bit of

864
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 2: a safety barrier, but that's all right. So there's a

865
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 2: few follow ups from today, isn't there. There's the word,

866
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 2: there's the duney to potty call, potty to dunny call.

867
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 2: I think there's definitely. I mean there's going to be

868
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 2: a follow up in Jake spotting a wig. I mean,

869
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,720
Speaker 2: if he thinks he's good.

870
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 4: We should do a police line from fifty meters, you know,

871
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 4: with like twelve people standing there, one of them are

872
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 4: in a wig. He should be able to point out

873
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 4: the person who's got a week.

874
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 2: Fifty meters always yeah, the ridiculous, that rageous.

875
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 4: And then he's and then he said you would have

876
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 4: heard that. He said, I can't even read a book

877
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 4: without glasses, but I can spot a week for fifty

878
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 4: meters away. Ridiculous.

879
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 2: I'd like to I'd like to like walk through a

880
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 2: CBD with him as well, you know, like in the Matrix,

881
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 2: that scene where Morpheus is walking next to Neo. Yes,

882
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 2: and it'd be great. Are you're listening or you're looking

883
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 2: at the woman in the red dress. You know, he's

884
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 2: just I love that if we're walking through the city

885
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 2: with him and just you know, he just points out

886
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 2: we two o'clock.

887
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 3: Seven, What are you thinking? What do you think? In

888
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,240
Speaker 3: weak steakout?

889
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 4: Will two hours you and me and a more with

890
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 4: Jake spring to stop.

891
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,439
Speaker 2: Jake's got Jake's just gonna have to put his money

892
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 2: where his mouth is because like if it's if it's

893
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 2: a steak out, then like he's going to know that,

894
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 2: Like the people in the lineup are going to know

895
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 2: that they're they're there for it, right, Like one of

896
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 2: them is wearing a wig, you know. But for him

897
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 2: to walk up to an absolute stranger and go, that's

898
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 2: not it, that's that's not that's not a man, that's

899
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 2: my mother. Basically, have that have that incident that Asowers

900
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 2: has where where he walks over to that woman and

901
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 2: that man and then it's all that woman and assumes

902
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 2: it's a wig and it's actually a woman. If Jake

903
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 2: actually did that to someone, that would be astonishing. He

904
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 2: was like, mate, whipped the wig up and they were like,

905
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 2: this is this is my because that's that's I think

906
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:03,240
Speaker 2: I think himself. If he actually thinks that he's.

907
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 4: Gone, I'm a believer until I'm proven wrong.

908
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 2: He can't even he couldn't even tell good And Ramsey

909
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 2: was wearing a wig and apparently that's the fact pick

910
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 2: up on that close ups of him on television.

911
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was off there.

912
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 4: Maybe that's his thing though he can only tell in person.

913
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 4: Maybe there's something that happens through a screen that impacts

914
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 4: his power. Anyway, Yes, we do have to test it there.

915
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's some great stuff to follow up on

916
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 2: from today. Thanks for listening guys. As always, we will

917
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 2: see you tomorrow. Tomorrow's Thursday. Gee whiz, wow, it feels

918
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: like twice Friday, doesn't.

919
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 3: It does have that smell about it. Anyway, it is Thursday, unfortunately.

920
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 2: Yeah,