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Speaker 1: Podcasting now came out, is that to withdraw a whole

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Speaker 1: bunch of unicorn toys because of the phallic nature of

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Speaker 1: the horns on the toy. Now it looks a lot

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Speaker 1: like what you think. It looks like. It's not just

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Speaker 1: a little bit. They've had a bit of a laugh about.

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Speaker 1: So they're really sorry about the whole thing. Didn't mean to.

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Speaker 1: But you can imagine the look on some parents' faces

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Speaker 1: when you know they're toddlers grooming the horn and it

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Speaker 1: looks like they're driving this daisy. So what we're what

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Speaker 1: we're what we're gonna do right up next is we're

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Speaker 1: gonna call a store and I'm going to complain as

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Speaker 1: a mum.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna put on a mumboy.

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Speaker 1: I'll put on I think of something during the Chew

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Speaker 1: two tune Brilliant, which we're going.

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Speaker 3: To play right now for you every day.

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Speaker 1: On the other side, I'll call us a mum, see

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Speaker 1: if I can get them to take the toy back.

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Speaker 1: But I am going to have to explain because the

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Speaker 1: PG Radio show, Sure, I am going to have to

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Speaker 1: explain to the sales attendant just what I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: without actually using specific words.

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Speaker 3: There is so much.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to here. There's a lot will as

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Speaker 2: a mum using euphemisms for the you know what wowing.

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Speaker 1: Story today, which really needs to be seen to be believed.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it justice, but a particular

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Speaker 1: department store I probably don't understand which one it is

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Speaker 1: I has had to withdraw a whole bunch of Unicorn

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Speaker 1: toys because of the phallic nature of the horn. And

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Speaker 1: when I say phallic, I mean like it takes you

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Speaker 1: back to when you're a five year old and you

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Speaker 1: saw your dad in the shower, like it's pretty Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 3: Unindistinguishable. Sure, sure, now I reckon.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of parents who have probably ordered these

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Speaker 1: things in during isolation that aren't happy with what they've

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Speaker 1: gone of course, Yeah, but would obviously find it very

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Speaker 1: hard to call said department store and explain to them

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Speaker 1: why they're not happy with it.

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Speaker 2: Awkward chat very much, sir.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm going to do now, brilliant, brilliant.

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Speaker 2: And you said before the song, yeah, that you're going

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Speaker 2: to be a mother doing it just because that makes

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Speaker 2: more sense for you.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to be a mom.

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Speaker 2: Great, great, great?

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Speaker 3: Can I get it? Can I get a little sneak

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Speaker 3: peak of the voice.

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Speaker 1: You're just gonna have to see what I've gone otherwise

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Speaker 1: I crack up. I don't know. I'm gonna be a

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Speaker 1: to look at you while doing this because this is outrageous.

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Speaker 1: So I was going to be and keep in mind,

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Speaker 1: challenge here is I can't say the word that describes

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Speaker 1: the horn. I'm going to have to answer out there.

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Speaker 2: That's going to be difficult.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Have we got the number?

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Speaker 4: All right, welcome for Richard. You speaking, I'm high Lea.

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Speaker 3: My name's Shari.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 3: How are you going good?

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Speaker 1: How are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: No, very good.

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling up because my little boy, Alfred, he

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Speaker 1: bought a our eyeboard for him, a unicorn from the

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Speaker 1: store a couple of days ago.

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Speaker 3: And the horn on the unicorn is a bit disturbing.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a bit of an old man's gospel pipe,

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Speaker 1: if you know what I meant. Okay, yeah, did you

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Speaker 1: intend for the horn to look like a matrimonial peacemaker

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Speaker 1: or what was the.

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Speaker 4: I highly doubt that that would be the intention.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, As you can understand, I'm just a

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Speaker 1: little bit concerned because I'm watching him play with it

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Speaker 1: on the rug and it looks like he's having a

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Speaker 1: bit of fun with old blind Bob.

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Speaker 3: And okay, so what are your thoughts. Do you think

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Speaker 3: I'd be able to return it?

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Speaker 1: You know, maybe if he was a bit older it

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Speaker 1: would be okay, but as it stands, I don't want

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Speaker 1: him sort of rattling.

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Speaker 3: A pone tree shaker.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no worries on the carpet. Do you still have

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Speaker 4: the receipt for the items?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely asolutely beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just because I just want to take it in

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Speaker 1: and you know, sort of say to you, well, you

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Speaker 1: know when you when you look for a refund, do

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Speaker 1: you have to sort of say why? And there's no defect.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if anything, it looks like quite a good

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Speaker 1: soup bone coming off his head there. But I just

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Speaker 1: thought that all in all of us, probably not ideal.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's okay, no worries. If you wanted to come

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Speaker 4: in and with your receipt, it.

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Speaker 5: Will be just like a change of mind.

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Speaker 3: It okay, perfect perfect.

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Speaker 1: Is there any I mean, I suppose if he wants

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Speaker 1: another unicorn, you haven't got any other unicorns there where?

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Speaker 3: Any of the horns look like a man's best leg of.

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Speaker 4: Three do you we We will have like other unicorn

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Speaker 4: related things, but it might be your preference as to

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Speaker 4: which have you seen any of them?

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Speaker 1: Because he's I mean, he's big on the unicorns.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen it?

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Speaker 4: Well, no, not today, I haven't. I haven't seen. But

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Speaker 4: when you come back, Yeah, you can have a bit

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Speaker 4: of a brows. You can choose which one might be

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Speaker 4: a bit more appropriate.

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Speaker 1: Perfect, They just I think they just need to look

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Speaker 1: a bit horny, you know, like a little bit more

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Speaker 1: tipped at the top. This one was just a bit

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Speaker 1: broad and reminded me of my late husband's Gerald's his

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Speaker 1: his ambassador, which was, you know, strikingly similar from being honest.

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Speaker 3: Oh perfect, So was Charie, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: I'm Leah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, my name Shari as Leah. My names actually Will.

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Speaker 5: How good? How are you? I knew this?

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Speaker 4: You were praying?

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Speaker 5: Laugh yes, laughing, God see what you're hearing. Find us

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