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Speaker 1: Matthew Hepworth, news director, news god, reporter of all things news.

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Speaker 1: There are so many reasons why you'll be missed, but

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Speaker 1: I wanted to take our listeners for a walk down

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Speaker 1: memory lane, Like the time you came home from a

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Speaker 1: trip into state and told me about some of the

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Speaker 1: interesting sight seeing you'd done.

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Speaker 2: I heard that you.

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Speaker 3: Went to I went to your book club Walfy.

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Speaker 1: A book club aka also the Strippers.

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Speaker 3: So we had dinner on Saturday night and so on.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, you know when you tell me something like that,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to embarrass you.

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Speaker 3: Someone said let's go for a drink after dinner. So

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Speaker 3: we're wandering along the main street in Hamilton. We saw

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Speaker 3: a bar called the book Club and we thought, oh,

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Speaker 3: that'd be a nice you know that sounds like a

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Speaker 3: nice place to go, might be able to get a

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Speaker 3: nice class of red, maybe you know a nice whiskey.

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Speaker 3: So we went there and turns out the book Club

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Speaker 3: he's a strip club.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like fun to me.

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Speaker 3: Well in it was a family holiday as well. To

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Speaker 3: think Karlie was there with all her family and we're

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Speaker 3: like this.

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Speaker 2: Is this is weird?

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Speaker 4: Oh the wolves would have been like right, oh, here.

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Speaker 2: We are we are.

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Speaker 1: We all know you love a good political yarn, and

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Speaker 1: I can't give too much detail to our listeners about

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Speaker 1: your genuine love of Julie Bishop, but we know you're

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Speaker 1: a big fan of Christopher Pine and Matt Canavan.

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Speaker 2: Let's compare the pair. I'm a fixer. How did you

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Speaker 2: fix it?

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Speaker 3: I fixed it by funding it in another way, which

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Speaker 3: you'll find out in the budget.

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Speaker 1: And then you know he got in there and just

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Speaker 1: solved the problem.

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Speaker 2: And that's what he's like to do. He's just a

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Speaker 2: problem solber. He's a problem solver, a problem solver, a fixer.

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Speaker 2: You know you've been known.

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Speaker 4: To take life advice from combat scarlets.

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Speaker 3: My favorite, though, was when he was talking about lights

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Speaker 3: being installed across three Darwin suburban ovals and he had

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Speaker 3: a word of advice to people once the lights are installed.

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Speaker 3: He had this piece of advice.

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Speaker 5: I want people out of their houses.

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Speaker 3: I don't want sitting in front television after dinner.

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Speaker 2: Get in fat, get out. And CON's advice, Yes, CON's advice.

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Speaker 3: Is what we might have to call it. So you know,

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Speaker 3: you know, if you call Con, you knows what I'll

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Speaker 3: tell you.

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Speaker 2: Get out and hunt with your loaf excellent stuff.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you dish out your own interesting advice amongst the headlines.

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Speaker 3: So if you're not online, you can go to these

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Speaker 3: places and events to get online. How are you laughing at?

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Speaker 2: Good on your Maddie head?

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Speaker 3: What are you laughing at?

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Speaker 1: It's just thinking about you telling people for more information

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Speaker 1: if you don't know how to be online, to get

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Speaker 1: on to do it.

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Speaker 4: Some may not know.

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Speaker 1: But you enjoy a bit of reality TV, but sometimes

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Speaker 1: reveal a bit much.

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Speaker 2: Is Matt?

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Speaker 4: Was that his name? He was the Virgin?

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Speaker 2: And then his wife.

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Speaker 1: Basically told h that she was into some pretty wild stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and a few people I asked if that was

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Speaker 3: me on the show Virgin Matt?

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Speaker 2: What is wrong with us? Love to sound?

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Speaker 3: Love to sound joking too?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, anyway, we better How about the weather? How about

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Speaker 2: the weather?

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Speaker 3: Time?

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Speaker 2: The weather is coming next?

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Speaker 3: That's good? Be couse you probably do that, then.

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Speaker 1: Lady, have worth good on you new headlines and you've

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Speaker 1: been known to deliver way more than the headlines, maybe

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Speaker 1: even fabricate a few.

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Speaker 3: I got a text before you know you, because sometimes

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Speaker 3: we do song requests and dedications, and this one said

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Speaker 3: from Michael to Kenny. And this was the song that

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Speaker 3: what they wanted to play from like dedicated to to Kenny.

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Speaker 3: So I said it said, yeah, this text was from

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Speaker 3: Michael and it said could you please play this to

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Speaker 3: Kenny oh Off.

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Speaker 2: I believe that.

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Speaker 3: I struggle to believe it as well, to be quite

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Speaker 3: on the start, struggle to believe a lot of the

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Speaker 3: things that come out of my mouth.

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Speaker 2: I thought you're going to say they come out of politicians. Now,

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Speaker 2: well accurate depends what that the week it is.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, so that you go. Love some dedications from

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Speaker 3: Michael to Kenny. There you go.

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Speaker 1: You definitely spice the headlines up for a laugh.

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Speaker 5: Rideesare app Ola is making its way to the Northern

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Speaker 5: Territory Holla. They'll join a number of other players in

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Speaker 5: the market, including Uber High, Oscar and Sheba. Ala is

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Speaker 5: offering an introductory commission fee of seven point five percent

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Speaker 5: to drive us who sign up by New Years also

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Speaker 5: thirty percent.

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Speaker 1: You say it even in a serious news bullets, and

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Speaker 1: I'd like you to say it in that way.

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Speaker 2: Certainly.

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Speaker 3: Hollah is also offering a thirty percent discount. Can you

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Speaker 3: ride us as well?

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Speaker 1: Hola goes live early next year, sometimes to the dismay

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Speaker 1: of our producer Ronnie.

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Speaker 3: A research tour maybe, yes, strut junket. I was trying

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Speaker 3: to find the toilet song, and instead I found an ad.

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Speaker 2: Junk at junkets.

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Speaker 3: Yes, a junket for your junk.

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Speaker 4: I'm done. I'm done.

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Speaker 3: Some could assume it is hate taste Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Ronnie selling at you.

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Speaker 2: You better read the headlines out to his man.

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Speaker 3: I probably should do that.

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Speaker 4: We've revealed our crutches crutch woods. I mean, you can't.

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Speaker 3: Put a microphone out by Mel. There her crutch words

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Speaker 3: for late nights only, not even no. I wouldn't even

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Speaker 3: wouldn't put them at midnight. It's like being on a ship.

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Speaker 3: She's sending them right here. Is a sheep like a pirate. Yes,

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Speaker 3: amongst other you've lost her mate, Oh dear okayed.

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Speaker 4: So that always makes things a bit funnier for Mel said.

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Speaker 2: Even her mother is horrified with her.

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Speaker 3: I can imagine.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure my mother is at different times as well.

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Speaker 5: Mel.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry.

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Speaker 4: We've heard you rap.

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Speaker 3: You played some eminem the other day.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know me, I love a bit of nineties

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Speaker 1: or two early two thousands rap.

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Speaker 3: I'm expecting coming up next we'll hear from two back

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Speaker 3: and Biggie smalls, Oh a.

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Speaker 1: Bit of black straight remember, no diggity, you know that song.

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Speaker 2: No diggity, I got to back.

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Speaker 4: We better stop or our listeners will turn off.

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Speaker 3: Probably the first time I've come on to do a

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Speaker 3: news report and said I like the way you work it.

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Speaker 2: No diggity, got to.

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Speaker 5: Back it up.

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Speaker 4: You deliver the news each and every day with absolute professionalism.

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Speaker 4: It's apparently a fight.

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Speaker 1: Between two years seven students at the school in Catherine,

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Speaker 1: which has led to there being a lockdown apparently, so

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Speaker 1: we'll wait here. I have not been able to have

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Speaker 1: that verified at this point in time, and I did

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Speaker 1: not have that information.

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Speaker 4: Oh bless you.

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Speaker 3: Sorry I turned my mic off there.

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Speaker 4: Right, we've all got the.

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Speaker 1: We've all got a bit of hay fever in the

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Speaker 1: building at the moment.

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Speaker 2: Could be because it's so cold in here as well.

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Speaker 1: But more than anything, you've brought a smile to our

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Speaker 1: faces and made us laugh. Oh, there's plenty of those

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Speaker 1: so into state as well, some interesting names.

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Speaker 3: My folks live in Cairns, just outside of Yorkie's.

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Speaker 2: Noob, Oh Yorkie and he's on that not on Yorky Snob.

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Speaker 3: We can in trouble again, in.

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Speaker 2: Trouble with lawten. We better wrap it up there. Good

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Speaker 2: on your mate. We'll talk to you on Monday.

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Speaker 4: Maddie Hepworth, You will be missed.