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Speaker 1: Happy Wednesday. There you go. I'm talking like I'm in

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Speaker 1: this year early. It's the jam Nation podcast with your

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Speaker 1: pals Jasey Demanda.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, I know that speed cameras live rent

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Speaker 2: free in your brain. You're obsessed with them. And we

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Speaker 2: had an update.

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Speaker 1: I don't speed, but I want you, the uneducated motorist

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Speaker 1: that's you, to make sure that you don't get stop

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Speaker 2: It was boring first time anyway.

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Speaker 1: That's on the show, the Olympic Round Up. What countries

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Speaker 1: give you if you win? A metal week of our

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Speaker 1: athletes quarantine in Darwin hooray.

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Speaker 2: Alan sent us a lockdown parody song. Yeah, and we've

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Speaker 1: What good the pub test? Vaccine passports? Do they pass

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Speaker 1: the pub test? Nippakuala is going to be joining us.

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Speaker 2: We look at your lockdown DIY the Beauty edition.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and gets my goolers. We'll check in on the hotline.

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Speaker 1: That's all coming up on the podcast. I now about

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Speaker 1: a miracle of recording. We have so many requests for

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Speaker 1: them to do it again.

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Speaker 3: Mistress Amanda and ms Killer Amanda.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't work alone.

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Speaker 1: Friend is a making the tools of the train. I've

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Speaker 1: heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 2: The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress, Congratulations, man,

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Speaker 2: we're there right now.

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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda, you're doing a great job. Anyone, silky

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Speaker 1: giant now the time, good radio. Sorry but if a

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Speaker 1: total tongue twist set idiot and Amanda, Shoot Timy.

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Speaker 3: We're on the air.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good and how are you great?

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Speaker 1: You're watching a lot of TV watching your Olympics. Watch

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Speaker 1: the Olympics. I was pleased.

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Speaker 2: I watched half of the hockey. We were two one

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Speaker 2: and I think we won three one.

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Speaker 1: Loice to do hockey one, hockey two, hockey three? Or

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Speaker 2: I didn't see the very beginning, so I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of hockey. So I went up

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Speaker 1: to watch the wrap up of Beauty and the Geek. Oh,

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Speaker 1: how did no one tell me a little Lucky? Remember Lucky?

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Speaker 1: I made you cry? He made me cry. There was

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Speaker 2: He won can I ask you this, what does winning mean?

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Speaker 2: Because I haven't watched it. Is it like a bachelor show?

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Speaker 1: Are they a couple?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm not sure about that.

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Speaker 2: And how did they How do you win?

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Speaker 1: They had to perform a routine at Magic Mike, that

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Speaker 2: So it's not like they've got the Olympics and that's

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Speaker 1: Here that take. They did a routine at Magic Mike

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Speaker 2: to think you want did you watch the weird rock Climbing?

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Speaker 1: Where did rock climb become an Olympic sin. This was

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Speaker 1: So then I'm climbing up this haw did you go?

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Speaker 1: And then they saying, come on, mate, get down. Was

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Speaker 1: it like an Everest? All those people at the top,

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Speaker 1: get your photo and get down. Action packed show today,

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Speaker 1: we've got Celia Pecola joining we do from the TV

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Speaker 1: show rose Haven. Also, the five K Fast five makes

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Speaker 1: its return and we can't do anything until we do

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Speaker 1: The Magnificent seven.

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Speaker 2: Question one which Meat is featured in a Keish Loraine.

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Speaker 1: Podcast. The Magnificent seven starts your workday. Do you have

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you get them all right.

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Speaker 2: If you're working right now. You think bakers would be

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Speaker 1: When I'm riding into work, I go past the bacon

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Speaker 1: steak pies?

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Speaker 1: Pie? The guys up there or the girl the bellet? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Question one is going to Jackie and Ingleberner.

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Speaker 1: You a baker, Jackie?

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Speaker 9: I am.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I've been baking a bit in Lockdown.

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Speaker 1: I have two What if you what's your go to?

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Speaker 2: I make a batch of biscuits on a Thursday night usually,

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Speaker 1: I don't eat.

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Speaker 2: I try not to eat them. Harley Hoover's the mum,

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Speaker 7: I give it away too, so you don't eat it all?

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's the key.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cake, it don't eat it, bacon, don't eat it?

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Speaker 2: I try to live by many words.

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Speaker 1: Well, we don't see the spoils that come into the

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Speaker 2: I'm taking these biscuits into Jonesy said, no one ever.

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Speaker 2: Question one, Jackie, what meat is featured in a Keish

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Speaker 2: Lorraine bacon? It's bacon.

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Speaker 1: Perry Dot is the birthstone for which? Mom? This is

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Speaker 7: Could you repeat that?

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Speaker 1: I wish I could. Perry dot is the birthstone for

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Speaker 1: which month? Perry beautiful greenstone green, it's like jade, but not.

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Speaker 7: I haven't heard of that. But I'll just guess March.

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Speaker 1: It's not March. Are we going to have to go

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Speaker 1: as we're taking March off the lists in Helensburg. I right, Hi, Ron,

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Speaker 1: We've only got eleven more guesses to go.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, him of a hard one.

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Speaker 1: April, Okay, March April.

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Speaker 2: Siy because we can't really give a clue.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not March or April. There's a ten more

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Speaker 2: Why don't you Perry dot is a birthstone for which month?

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Speaker 1: WSFM, Hello there at Jonesy the man. It's going to

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Speaker 1: be windy today, windy again.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 2: It makes people cranky.

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Speaker 1: Mostly sunny. Seventeen degrees in the city, sixteen in the west.

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Speaker 2: Makes everyone cranky? The wind is like stroking a cat backwards.

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Speaker 1: People just don't like it. I don't upset you in

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Speaker 1: what would you like me to do?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 1: Coffee?

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you, and I made you one earlier. So

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Speaker 1: It's like I'm diffusing a bomb's red wire, blue wire, bead.

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Speaker 2: Of sweat doing this show. It's like I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: like an or. You're like the stray dog that runs

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Speaker 1: You're the bomb. Thank you the magnificence.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Christy of Ingleburn. How are you not bad?

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Speaker 1: Amanda?

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Speaker 9: How's it going this morning?

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Speaker 1: Going very well?

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Speaker 2: I hope we're not having to go through every month

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Speaker 2: of the year.

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Speaker 1: But pad the list? All right? Paradog is a birdstone

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Speaker 1: for which month?

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Speaker 7: Okay, it's actually pronounced Perry Doe and it's oh is it?

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Speaker 1: I said Perry at the start of the show, and

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Speaker 1: Amanda Chester I said, I think it's said it's parents. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well there you go. Okay, Well, thank you Christy. Let's

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Speaker 1: play cover me cover. This is a cover of what song?

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Speaker 1: Using speeches from Barack Obama, have a listen you feel

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Speaker 1: like that's why you want? Come I love, Come Love,

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Speaker 1: Come Christie?

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Speaker 8: I know it?

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Speaker 7: But what is it? That happy song that I cannot

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Speaker 7: remember the name?

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Speaker 1: That's that's what song? It's called happy? Okay? Do you

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Speaker 7: Okay happy?

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Speaker 1: Do we need names?

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Speaker 8: Do you?

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Speaker 3: I know I wouldn't be able to name the artist.

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Speaker 7: For you?

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Speaker 9: This is my country.

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Speaker 2: Well that's the only reason, Christie.

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Speaker 4: Question number four would make him much better president.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you appreciate it. Albert Einstein was offered the

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Speaker 2: Hello, John, very well. This happened in nineteen fifty two.

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Speaker 1: John. Phillip's in Fairfield, Hello Philip.

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Speaker 1: You should be still hosting this woman one?

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Speaker 2: Do you know who she is?

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Speaker 2: Hello Susan, how are you guys?

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Speaker 2: So, who won Dancing with the Stars in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 2: She's on our show today. She's got a very popular

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Speaker 7: Okay, I'm not sure if he pronounce it, but it's

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Speaker 7: Sillia Pecoli.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one. Cilia Pecolia Pecola is the way

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Speaker 1: I was doing Susan impersonation, which legally Blond Star has

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Speaker 2: She's worth more than five hundred million in Her production

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Speaker 1: Who is it?

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Speaker 7: Oh, that's the Chicks of Long Blonde.

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Speaker 10: Hey, yeah, she was in Okay, she probably was in that.

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Speaker 1: She's in Big Little Lies.

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Speaker 7: I was like, God, Kirsten Dunster, that's wrong.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Susan, Carols and Tregear Hello Carol.

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Speaker 2: Hello, she was illegally blonde?

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Speaker 1: Who is she?

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Speaker 3: I think it's a truth. I will have a panto's idea.

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Speaker 1: You don't have any idea whatsoever. Just say an actor's name.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think Carol's going to get there. Rob's

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Speaker 1: Hello Rob, there's a buzzer for you, Carol, Rob, how

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Speaker 2: Here are you going? This legally blonde star has been

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Speaker 2: That's why she's.

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Speaker 13: Look at you, Rob, You've come from nowhere and you've

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Speaker 1: Sheers for the color and the state of pencils. Right,

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Speaker 1: anything you would like to add? Thank you so much,

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Speaker 2: So we are going to talk to Silip call up

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Speaker 1: Percauli if you like. If you like the five K

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Speaker 4: Jonesy and Amanda Germ Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Ready to go, girl, I'm so ready to go.

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Speaker 2: Let's read the Germanac, a big book of musical facts.

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Speaker 2: On this day in two thousand and one, Dave Stewart

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Speaker 2: I've been reading here this morning? The government's going to

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Speaker 2: It'll be like you going to the airport and filming

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Speaker 12: Right?

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Speaker 2: Is that why that time you went to the strip

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Speaker 1: said film everything, so.

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Speaker 2: You're just with this enormous camera going close up on

449
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Speaker 2: the boys.

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Speaker 1: She was like, I got into the moment. I can

451
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Speaker 1: see what happens because I was filming Ben's reaction and

452
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Speaker 1: then she was sort of, you know, doing a thing

453
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Speaker 1: on the floor and I was filming that, and then

454
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Speaker 1: Helen's head is like in the whole camera. Stop filming

455
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Speaker 1: the girl film Ben? So that would that be wrong

456
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Speaker 1: on so many levels?

457
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Speaker 2: Comcast the Olympics. Have they been great? I mean, duh,

458
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Speaker 2: I shot in the arm.

459
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Speaker 1: And I'm not a big sports guy, so usually I'm

460
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Speaker 1: a little sneery at Olympic time, but I'm just loving it.

461
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Speaker 1: I thank you for the distraction.

462
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Speaker 2: I agree, and it's great to see other countries celebrating

463
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Speaker 2: extraordinary successes for themselves too. Indonesia won the badminton. They

464
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Speaker 2: had their gold medalists, Grisia Polly and Apriana Rahaia. They

465
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Speaker 2: won gold, and you know what they've been offered. They've

466
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Speaker 2: been offered five cows, a meatball, restaurant and a new house.

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Speaker 2: That's just some of the prizes on offer for Indonesia's gone.

468
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Speaker 1: The price price is right does sound a bit like it.

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Speaker 2: There's the district head in Apriani's hometown in Sulawesi has

470
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Speaker 2: promised her five cows in a house and a chain

471
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Speaker 2: of meatball restaurants. A chain they'll get there, No, they'll

472
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Speaker 2: get their own outlet as part of a chain.

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Speaker 1: Is Indonesia are they big on meatballs?

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Speaker 2: Well, there must be a big meatball chain near where

475
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Speaker 2: she lives in Sulawesi.

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Speaker 1: I like the idea of a meatball restaurant. Yah, imagine that.

477
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Speaker 1: Let's get what we should get ground level. No one's

478
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Speaker 1: doing meatball restaurants here. Well, you've got to win a

479
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Speaker 1: gold medal. I'm just thinking of the after pay thing. Okay,

480
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Speaker 1: this could be our thing.

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Speaker 2: Well, let me just tell you what else. In the Philippines,

482
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Speaker 2: they were on their first ever Olympic gold medal. It

483
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Speaker 2: was in weightlifting, a woman, Hidlin Diaz, their first ever

484
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Speaker 2: Olympic medal. And so she's you know, imagine the stuff

485
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Speaker 2: that she's getting. She's been given a whole lot of

486
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Speaker 2: perks from various companies. Including two houses anywhere she wants

487
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Speaker 2: a lifetime in the world, or I assume within the

488
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Speaker 2: Philippines a lifetime's worth of free fuel and free flights.

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Speaker 2: In Belarus, medal winners are given free sausages for life.

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Speaker 2: You know what we give our Olympians when they come back.

491
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Speaker 2: I look quarantine. I look to the awesome foursome. We

492
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Speaker 2: give them a Golden Valley canned fruit commercial an unusual endorsement.

493
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Speaker 2: I'm sure, free cans of two fruits for the rest

494
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Speaker 2: of your life.

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Speaker 1: Two fruits for everyone, and what's wrong with that? Enjoy

496
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Speaker 1: your quarantine. Okay, that's the whole thing.

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Speaker 8: This.

498
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Speaker 1: You know it's coming out five K fast five. Whose

499
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Speaker 1: turn is it? It's yours today.

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Speaker 2: So I'm going to give you the category. This is

501
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Speaker 2: where you have to be in Jones's head, where I'm

502
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Speaker 2: going to give you a category. He's going to write

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Speaker 2: down five things in this category, first five that come

504
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Speaker 2: to him. If your five matches, you'll get five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Today's category is the sound effect fits because it's brands

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Speaker 2: of cars, brands of cars, brands of cars.

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Speaker 1: If you want to play, give us a call.

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Speaker 8: Get in my head, well, faster the street of Blake

509
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Speaker 8: Jonesy and Amanda's five k fast five?

510
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Speaker 2: All right, are you in Jonesy's head this morning? That's

511
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Speaker 2: what we're asking you. Can you match his fast five?

512
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Speaker 2: Just before seven o'clock we gave out the category today's

513
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Speaker 2: category brands of cars. Jonesy, you've written down your five,

514
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Speaker 2: I've got them in my hand.

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Speaker 14: Here.

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Speaker 2: Can you match the five and you'll get five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: You get one hundred dollars for each quick one along

518
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Speaker 2: the way.

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Speaker 1: Peter's in Glenfield. Hello, Peter, lordie Ji, how are you

520
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Speaker 1: very well? Thank you? Hello Pete?

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Speaker 2: Now today this is hello.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you've brightened up for a man. Are you're sort

523
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Speaker 1: of a bit sort of?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Jonesy, how are you too? Does that mean that we

526
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Speaker 1: don't you need to be in my head? Peter? You

527
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Speaker 1: need to We need to be head buddies.

528
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Speaker 6: Well, I think there's plenty of room in there.

529
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Speaker 2: I'm glad someone's in there.

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Speaker 1: Pete. Once again, so brands, Yes, Peter, excuse me, man, you.

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Speaker 10: Were talking about those cameras camera cars along the roads.

532
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Speaker 6: Yes, he says, they're white.

533
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Speaker 10: They're not always white.

534
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Speaker 3: Really.

535
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Speaker 10: On memory road coming along, there's the maroone.

536
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Speaker 6: Poll will drive sitting.

537
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Speaker 10: There and you could see the camera through the back window.

538
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Speaker 1: And it was marone didn't have any sneaky now did

539
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Speaker 1: it have any livery on it any sort of like.

540
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Speaker 6: Nothing with the roof wrecks with the lights on the

541
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Speaker 6: back like you said, yep, And.

542
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Speaker 7: You could in the back window and you could see

543
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Speaker 7: all the camera set up.

544
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Speaker 1: But they shoot out of the back and that's it,

545
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Speaker 1: is what I'm understanding. But they can get yeah, and

546
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Speaker 1: those little roof racky things, they're the sensors anyway. And

547
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Speaker 1: do you think it's not just anymore different? And do

548
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Speaker 1: you think it's illegal to film them on your phone?

549
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Speaker 1: Or is it just creepy? The girls here say it's creepy,

550
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Speaker 1: but not illegal. Jones, he wants to film. I want

551
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Speaker 1: to see how it works. I want to ask exactly.

552
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Peter. See Peter, and I think are.

553
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Speaker 2: Like, oh well, Peter, that is a good sign that

554
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Speaker 2: you think the same as Jones, because today's category is

555
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Speaker 2: an easy one for him. Let's see if it is

556
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Speaker 2: for you, brands of cars.

557
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Speaker 1: What have you got, holden.

558
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 10: Pea Toyota?

559
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Speaker 2: All right, let's see if you're in Jonesy's head. Peter,

560
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Speaker 2: you said Holden jones He said Holden hundred bucks.

561
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Speaker 1: I like Holden's. Peter said Ford.

562
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Speaker 2: Bennych Way. Jonesy said Ford. Peter said Toyota.

563
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Speaker 1: I like Toyotas.

564
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Speaker 2: Jonesy said, Toyota three hundred dollars. Peter said Listen. Jonesy didn't.

565
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Speaker 2: I'm afraid you, also said Kia. Jonesy's gone a bit

566
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Speaker 2: more up himself. Posh, he's gone BMW and Mercedes.

567
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Speaker 1: Come on the chairmans.

568
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Speaker 2: You've got three hundred dollars.

569
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Speaker 1: Peter's for the intel. Pete look after yourself.

570
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Speaker 2: Thank you, Peter, you go.

571
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Speaker 1: Pete just spying up his key out. Don't speak. He's

572
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Speaker 1: a big front wheel burnout.

573
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Speaker 2: We've had some feedback about something we've done.

574
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Speaker 1: On the show. Really something you've done, something I've done.

575
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Speaker 1: We talk about it. Next.

576
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Speaker 2: It was birthday, Today's birthday?

577
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Speaker 1: What is he today? How much?

578
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Speaker 9: Well?

579
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Speaker 2: I never asked that. Sixty one today, sixty one, Happy birthday, Barry.

580
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Speaker 1: Doing a little birthday shout outs. Yeah, well, I'm happy

581
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Speaker 1: for it.

582
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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

583
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Speaker 1: Should we get bas at present? What's this wee business? Well,

584
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Speaker 1: why don't we give my tetail and our little bobble.

585
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Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let's do it for Baz.

586
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Speaker 2: All right, excellent. We played something on the show the

587
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Speaker 2: other day and we got quite a bit of feedback

588
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Speaker 2: about it.

589
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Speaker 1: Was it something I'm posting a KITS show? Was it

590
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Speaker 1: Wham wake Me Up before you go go?

591
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Speaker 8: No?

592
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Speaker 2: We play it? A parody written by our mate Alan.

593
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Speaker 1: What do you mean, no play? I loved it. What

594
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Speaker 1: did I say about parody songs?

595
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Speaker 2: You think they're from the nineteen eighties, and I think

596
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Speaker 2: you're a little jealous that you can't write them.

597
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe maybe, Alan said, with.

598
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Speaker 2: Us Sydney Siders currently in Lockdown, I thought i'd share

599
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Speaker 2: a parody of Downtown, he said. I know I can't

600
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Speaker 2: sing very well, but I thought i'd send it to

601
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Speaker 2: you anyway. We played it and we got so many calls.

602
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Speaker 2: This is from Musical Theater Fan twelve, one of your people,

603
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Speaker 2: Brending love your show. I loved the Lockdown parody song

604
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Speaker 2: the other day. I was listening to Downtown the night

605
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Speaker 2: before what are the Chances? And my son kept bugging

606
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Speaker 2: me to play it again. From will you be Playing

607
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Speaker 2: It Again? We've got lots and lots of comments, so

608
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Speaker 2: let's see.

609
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Speaker 1: Is it like an Alan Jones tsunami of comments? Hey,

610
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Speaker 1: I've got a tsunami of comments and two was actual

611
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Speaker 1: a lot.

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Speaker 2: Of comments, a lot of comments, And I love this.

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Speaker 2: I think it's really clever.

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Speaker 1: So let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Here's lockdown parody, as we now call it by Alan.

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Speaker 5: We're all at home and COVID's making that's lonely because

617
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Speaker 5: we all are in lock and down. There's no retail there, Repy,

618
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Speaker 5: it's grosser is only while we all are in lockdown.

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Speaker 5: There's no one in the pubs and clubs, no traffic

620
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Speaker 5: in the city, and living in a hotspot makes life

621
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Speaker 5: even more shitty. So I'll hit the snooze because life's

622
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 5: pretty nice in bit where I can stay in my bubble,

623
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Speaker 5: watch Netflix and stand.

624
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Speaker 1: Here in lock down.

625
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Speaker 5: I'll stay here under the sheets lock down and buy

626
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 5: shit in Ubery's lock Down and post some anti vax

627
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 5: tweets too.

628
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: It's a little torture, but it's good. It's good.

629
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Speaker 5: Lock my credit cards, Max. I may as well do

630
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Speaker 5: my text while I have time here in lockdown. The

631
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 5: kids are unruly of abandoned homeschooling cause it's.

632
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: Too hot in lockdown.

633
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 5: We just need human contact. I can't wait till this

634
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 5: is over. I'd even open my door to a witness

635
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 5: of Jehovah. I'll chat up Seee again while I just

636
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 5: stay in my barble watching Netflix and stand here and

637
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 5: down down, locked enough to pack in a train b

638
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 5: lockdown or go to a footy game lockdown or a

639
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 5: Keith Urban concert. Will do.

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Speaker 1: You know? Alan's done a good some one's done a

641
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: great job. It feels like, well, I take a show

642
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: if people start standing in drawings and.

643
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 2: I can see Alan.

644
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:49,719
Speaker 1: Like it, Thank you podcast. I just like to rehitter right.

645
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: I'm not a pooey pants when it comes to parodies.

646
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: Other times, though you are parody songs, I've never actually

647
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: done one. I'm not like. I don't talking about Alan's

648
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: song for and I think it's great. I don't want

649
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: to discourage alone and we just played.

650
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 5: It all at home and COVID's making that's lonely.

651
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 2: You know why I think you're not on board with it.

652
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 2: It's Allan's voice, and he himself says, like he said,

653
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Speaker 2: I can't sing, but if there's someone out there who

654
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 2: could knock out a tune.

655
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 14: Go for it.

656
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 1: Wellre you're going to get to sing it like Richard Marx.

657
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 2: Probably not Richard Marx, Keith Urban, I know the wiggles.

658
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: You don't want to make it more irritating. Excuse me,

659
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: I could.

660
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 2: See Henry the Octopus dancing around.

661
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Speaker 1: Let me have a thing.

662
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 2: Will you bang on about Paul Stanley. You've even put

663
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Speaker 2: this in the opening of our.

664
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Speaker 1: Chris from Kiss. You've even put this in the opening

665
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Speaker 1: of our show Jones personal friend. He's a class person.

666
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Speaker 2: From then Why did you call him and ask him?

667
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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 1: It's a funny thing with that. I have my phone

669
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Speaker 1: with Paul's number in it and I lost it and

670
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: he's got my number, so you could call me. So

671
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: he's got my number, so Paul would ring me. And

672
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: if Paul right now and you, if anyone from the

673
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Speaker 1: Kiss army is listening, get Paul to give him my deets,

674
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: get him help me up.

675
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: You know who else you bang on about being a

676
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 2: great personal friend of yours is Michael Bolton.

677
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: Michael Bolton and I have regular chats.

678
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: Do you want to ask him to maybe seeing the thing.

679
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: Has with Michael? You scare Michael a bit them we

680
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: hosted that thing. You scared him he liked me. You know,

681
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: you scared him. Sometimes you scare the straits a little

682
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: bit with your ways. What did I do? We're just

683
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: being you your four months and I just I remember

684
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: at the time he had that look on his face.

685
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: And I've seen you do it to people. People come

686
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: up to you and they think they can banter with you,

687
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: and you just pick them apart. That's not true. I've

688
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: seen you.

689
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 2: That's not true.

690
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: Lovely lovely to peoples. Lovely, But you raise a sharp

691
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: You're like you know, and you've got to be careful

692
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: with that. That's all I'm saying. It's like playing tennis.

693
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: If I went and played tennis with he's really good,

694
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:07,239
Speaker 1: stiffy graff. Okay, she's good. Did you say now did

695
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Speaker 1: she stop playing?

696
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

697
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: But she's still you know who's good? Now? I'm playing

698
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 1: with him and he just he'd aced me all the time.

699
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: That's what you do.

700
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 2: Oh are you scared of Rafael Nadal?

701
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: But if I was to face him in a tennis car,

702
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: then yes.

703
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 2: Could he sing?

704
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: Could he sing this song? He couldn't. Who are you

705
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: your boyfriend? Barry Manilow, he'd be up for it. Hi, everybody, Hello,

706
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: Barry Manelo Amanda.

707
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 4: Now, wait a minute, does anybody call you?

708
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: Oh Man, no time, Barry.

709
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 2: You know when Barry and Eye catch up. We don't

710
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 2: like to talk shop.

711
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: What do you talk about?

712
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 2: Just our feelings?

713
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 8: Right?

714
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: I wish I was a fly on the wall for

715
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: that conversation. So what else dos human nature? Okay? Who

716
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: let's narrow it down. So Paul's Downley's out unless he

717
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: contacts me. That's unlikely. That's unlikely. Michael Bolton. You scare him,

718
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: so we don't want to play tennis with him sometime.

719
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: Apparently a human nature.

720
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Speaker 2: I think they're all I don't know. They're in different states.

721
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Speaker 1: Y McLaughlin, he is he out of the woods? Now

722
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: we're still in you know? You know who? We could use?

723
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 2: Richard Clapton, Dick. I've got lots of photos of Richard

724
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 2: Clapton on my phone, the Dick pics, call them I Reckon.

725
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 2: If we called Richard, he'd have a go.

726
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: What do you mean we Why don't you call Richard?

727
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: Why don't you run this?

728
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 8: So?

729
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: Were you going to call him now?

730
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 2: But before the end of the show, I'll call Richard Clapton.

731
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Speaker 1: We don't call him now. He's a musician. I don't

732
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Speaker 1: get up to the crack of noon, all right, I

733
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: wait a bit.

734
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Speaker 4: Later, Okay, Jonesy and Amanda.

735
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Speaker 1: Podcast You've got? Is it me or is it lockdown?

736
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: But I get great satisfaction out of putting my garbage out.

737
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: I just enjoy taking out the trash as it were.

738
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Speaker 2: You know what, I think you mentioned this yesterday with

739
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 2: the two guys who billions and billions of dollars coming

740
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 2: out with the idea for after pay. You said that

741
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: they met over their bins.

742
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: Is that what's fueled this moment. That's what it is.

743
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 2: I'm up there at the top of your house with

744
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 2: your bins looking for someone to inspire you to make billions.

745
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: Well, I did give some of my beer cans to

746
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Speaker 1: my neighbor for his return and earned bin. So he's

747
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 1: sitting on a twenty dollar gold mine. Easy. Well that's close.

748
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 2: So what sort of satisfaction are you getting?

749
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: You know when you check out? But my wife will

750
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: suddenly you'll finish a painting and just leave it in

751
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: the garage and just empty paintings. It's there for ages

752
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: and ages, and I think, well, and then you smuggle

753
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: that throw them out? What paintings you painted paint in it,

754
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: just paintin just ten let's calm the phe empty tin,

755
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: empty tin, you throw an empty painting I'm sure you can.

756
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 2: Are you pulling a face? You can put them in

757
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 2: the garbage?

758
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: Really?

759
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 2: Are you regretting this conversations?

760
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,240
Speaker 1: You're saying your cup of bodies in what's some society

761
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: we live in? There begging the good old days?

762
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 2: It will be the opposite of you becoming a billionaire.

763
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 2: Instead you'll be getting fined. Shimmy the millennials having a

764
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 2: quick google.

765
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Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. What's the story.

766
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 2: Well, according to Environment New South Wales, empty paint tins

767
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 2: all those containing completely dry paint can be.

768
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: Safely disposed of in the garbage, recycled for scrap metal.

769
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: Thank you, you go. Okay, and what about bodies? Give

770
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: me one second google that?

771
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So you know what you're supposed to are You're

772
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 2: supposed to stab them, supposed to stab them with a screwdriver,

773
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 2: so they bodies, the bodies. So I'm talking about bodies,

774
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 2: so they sink?

775
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,760
Speaker 1: Have I said too much? I think you have? Okay,

776
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: let's go down to the Jones matter of arms for

777
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 1: the pub test vaccine passports do they pass the pub test.

778
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 2: That's what they've got in the European Union, and I

779
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,919
Speaker 2: know they've got something similar to this in New York

780
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 2: at the moment where you have to show that you've

781
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 2: been vaccinated to be allowed into all sorts of places.

782
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: So at the moment in Australia, you can't ask someone

783
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 2: if they're vaccinated because we don't all have access to

784
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 2: a vaccine. Once we all have access to a vaccine,

785
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 2: those that choose not to may not be allowed to

786
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 2: do certain things, for example, traveling into state, going to

787
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 2: public venues like restaurants and sports stadiums, you will need

788
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 2: to prove that you have been vaccinated. Lots of people

789
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 2: are saying that this would be a great thing that

790
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 2: the government has taken the first initial steps towards introducing

791
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 2: a vaccine passport, because they see this is the way

792
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 2: that we can safely reopen society for business and industry groups.

793
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 2: Many industry groups are backing it. Of course, you're going

794
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 2: to have people who are saying, my individual freedoms have

795
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 2: been taken away, but this is how it goes because

796
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 2: and this is what the French president said the other day,

797
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 2: we can't hold back everyone's individual freedoms for the sake

798
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 2: of a few who are choosing not to do this,

799
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 2: So I think, bring it on.

800
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: What about the inoculation spot that you got in your

801
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: arm when you're a kid, remember those ones the booster

802
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: shop that you put that thing on your arm? What's that?

803
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 2: I think that was for traveling overseas small pox?

804
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: I think remember that massive needle they get yeah, yeah,

805
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: year yees yeah, And that was a thing that was

806
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: a show.

807
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 2: That well, what do you think vaccine passports? Do they

808
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 2: pass the pub test?

809
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you.

810
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 4: Podcast over.

811
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 2: It's four seasons to date, rose Haven has won logis,

812
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 2: it's won Actor awards, and it is the number one

813
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 2: comedy show across all ABC last year. Tonight, the beginning

814
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 2: of season five, is the beginning of the end of

815
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 2: the show. This will be the last season. We've got

816
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 2: the creator and star of the show, Celia Pacola, with

817
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 2: his high Celia and warning so sad.

818
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 9: I mean, it's so happy.

819
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 7: It's a comedy show. Everything's lots of jokes, but also

820
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 7: just hearing things like it's the beginning of the end.

821
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 7: I think you're gonna start crying and never stop.

822
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 1: We're seeing a lot of high flying real estate agents

823
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: on TV these days. You and Luke's characters, you're not.

824
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: There's nothing high flying in the real estate world.

825
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 7: We're going to say, no, I don't know. I would

826
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 7: not describe our characters as hype flying. Most of our

827
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 7: jobs in Rose haveaven involved like getting livestock out of properties,

828
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 7: choosing which midwear to wear to an open home. So

829
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 7: it's not particularly we're saying, but.

830
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: That's the way we like it.

831
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 7: That's the way we like to Thelma. You know, do

832
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 7: you tell a potential tenant if you think a house

833
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 7: is haunted. That's the kind of stuff we're doing this

834
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 7: in Rosa.

835
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 2: So you and luc are best friends in real life

836
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 2: and you play best friends on the show. How did

837
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 2: you decide that the fifth season was going to be it?

838
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: How did that come up?

839
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 7: Look, we thought it's a bit of Look we've had

840
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 7: a falling out, I know we haven't. It's kind of

841
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 7: a bit of quit while you're ahead. You know, we're

842
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 7: so grateful. We can't believe we've got one season, let

843
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 7: alone five, which is forty episodes, And we just thought

844
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 7: this way, we get to go out the way on

845
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 7: our own terms and then we can finish it the

846
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 7: way we want to because we thought it'd be worth

847
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 7: it'd be so awful to us overstage you're welcome or

848
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 7: held back and being cut short when you still.

849
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 14: Have more to say.

850
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 7: So this way we just went, let's let's do it

851
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 7: on our terms. And look, it's been a long time.

852
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 7: Maybe you think about doing something something a bit different

853
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 7: for a while going to route.

854
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 2: Are you going to wrap it up? You have a

855
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: big shootout fight in the fountain.

856
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 7: This is the fun thing when you know, when you

857
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 7: know it's the final season, everything is up for grabs.

858
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 7: So your favorite which one of your favorite characters will die? Dragon?

859
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 7: You're not going to their entire budget.

860
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: It's not going to be like a Game of Thrones

861
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: ending though, where people will be outraged because you've just

862
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: coddled it together.

863
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 7: It could be Barbara could just get it. Could be

864
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 7: it's pretty similar to the Red Wedding. I'm not going

865
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 7: to lie to you, No, it's in all honesty. It's

866
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 7: it's just if you if you like the first four seasons,

867
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 7: I really think you know, I think it's the best

868
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 7: season we've made, and it's really just leaning into all

869
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 7: the stuff, all of the characters that we already love

870
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 7: and tying up from big questions that we've had asked

871
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 7: since season one. You know, what's going to happen to

872
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 7: the business, what's going to happen to Emmon Daniel? Is

873
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 7: there going to be romant?

874
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 14: There?

875
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 10: Is there?

876
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 7: Not?

877
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: Have you learned any real estate tips from playing a

878
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 1: real estate agents?

879
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 7: Not really? You think I would have learned something by

880
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,760
Speaker 7: six hundred page you look kicking on pats of scripts,

881
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 7: but it's not really. I've learned that there's a lot

882
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:09,919
Speaker 7: of fun snooping in other people's houses, fun inspections, looking

883
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 7: at people's fridges and stuff, and no, it's just your

884
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 7: bavy pants kind of. That's pretty much it snoopy.

885
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 2: You filmed the on location in Tazzy. How did you

886
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Speaker 2: manage all of that during lockdown? Was that during well,

887
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 2: Melbourne was in harsh lockdown for your home, but you

888
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: had more freedoms in Tazzy.

889
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 14: How was it?

890
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 7: It was just afterwards? So Luke and I wrote season

891
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 7: five completely in lockdown. We both live in Melbourne, so

892
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 7: we wrote it when we didn't know the show was

893
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 7: going to get made. We just did it for our

894
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 7: own sanity to have an escape to think of something nice.

895
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 7: And then we filmed it in Tasmania in February March,

896
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 7: so we were out of lockdown here and even though

897
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 7: it felt kind of like the virus didn't really happen

898
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 7: in Hobart, we filmed under really strict COVID rules just

899
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 7: to be safe, because can you imagine yet, we just

900
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 7: didn't want to take any chances. And it was fine.

901
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 7: It was a little bit awkward at times, a little

902
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 7: bit more annoying, but it was totally fine. The worst

903
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 7: part was at the final shot, the final shot of

904
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 7: the final scene in the final episode of season five,

905
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 7: because of the COVID restrictions, no hugging, no hugging, so

906
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 7: Luke and I were in a bubble so we were

907
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 7: allowed to hug. So it was a lot of Luke

908
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 7: and I a hugging each other and then pointing at

909
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 7: the rest of the cast and crew and going this

910
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 7: three was aphere, this is bad.

911
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 2: But otherwise, yeah, this is like Celia when New One

912
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 2: dancing with the Stars and no one was allowed to.

913
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 2: We also had to, like mass I warriors, jump up

914
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 2: and down on the.

915
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 7: Spot exactly, and I still haven't caught up, Still haven't

916
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 7: had a celebration from that.

917
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: And I know absolutely we have to cling a glass

918
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,439
Speaker 2: and tongue pass at some point.

919
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,760
Speaker 1: Do you think of all the celebrate, all the funerals,

920
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: the weddings, the awards nights, maybe we should just have

921
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 1: them all munched in together, because I think of the

922
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: poor Olympians they've come back now they're sitting up there

923
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: and Howard Springs just looking out at some some dirt.

924
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 2: You think you should be like the horse's birthday, we

925
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,919
Speaker 2: have one giant, big.

926
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 7: Celebration, a horse's birthday. I'm going to have to google

927
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 7: that's in August.

928
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, they apparently there's one day in August. It might

929
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 2: be August the first. I think that it's designated to

930
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 2: be the horses birthday.

931
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Speaker 1: And we missed the horses birth That's why, that's why

932
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: my local horse has been so sulky, because.

933
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 9: Well, thank you.

934
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 7: Because rose Haven's finishing up. I need a new idea

935
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 7: for a new TV show, and like the next series

936
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 7: is Causes Birthday.

937
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: You've got it now. We'd like a co credit. We'd

938
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: love to be in your bubbles, are Celia, because you're great.

939
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: You can catch the final season of rose Haven on

940
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: ABC's tonight at nine o'clock. Celia Pacola, thank you for

941
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: joining us.

942
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 7: Thank you so much, thanks for having me.

943
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Speaker 2: Nice to talk to you.

944
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: Celia Gone.

945
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 3: I want you to get on right now.

946
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm taking crazy. Now go to your windows, stick your

947
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: head on a yell. Let's go down to Jones. The

948
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: pub test vaccine passports? Do they pass the pub test?

949
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: Federal government has sort of making first tentative steps towards

950
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 2: introducing a vaccine passport. Many industry groups have welcomed. This

951
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 2: is how we'll reopen society for business. You'd have to

952
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 2: prove that you have had your vaccinations between the pubs, clubs,

953
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 2: and restaurants and sporting arenas. This will only happen. I

954
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 2: imagine where everyone who has access to a vaccine can

955
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 2: get one.

956
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 1: Yep, when I got my vaccine, the man's vaccine is

957
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: I like to call it. It's like a big schooner

958
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: of rescius and astrosenika. I didn't get a little passport.

959
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: I didn't get any indication. How did I?

960
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 2: But I think you can actually apply to get one

961
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 2: of those?

962
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: Or where do you get that from? I want one

963
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:32,879
Speaker 1: of those?

964
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

965
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: Well, we're not quite there.

966
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 2: Yet, but they're saying for us to reopen, this is

967
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 2: what we'll have to do.

968
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: This is what the European Union's doing.

969
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,720
Speaker 2: Some states in America, New York, I know, is starting

970
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 2: to do this to prove that you've had the vaccine

971
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 2: so society can reopen and we can start getting on

972
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 2: with things. How do you feel about it? Vaccine passports

973
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:51,439
Speaker 2: today passed the pub test.

974
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 11: We've got to get a hold on this bread at

975
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 11: the moment, and so it's.

976
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 2: Important for everyone to get vaccinated and we can't open

977
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 2: up and go back to life as so normal ever

978
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 2: run is jaccinated.

979
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 11: So if people need to be monitored in terms of

980
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 11: being vactionated.

981
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 3: Then that's what needs to happen.

982
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 6: In my opinion, if I'm fully va, let's put childhood

983
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 6: disease as well as COT. But I got a concert

984
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 6: I shouldn't get sick from he goes there's well I

985
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 6: get sick. Why I should have to prove wrongfully.

986
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 11: That I'm pro vaccine. Let's get this passport going to

987
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 11: where back to normality? And the confusing thing for me

988
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 11: is I'm happy to give anti vexters their own choice,

989
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 11: but by them having their own choice, they're taking away out.

990
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 2: You can get your vaccine passport apparently from my Gve.

991
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: My Gove, I'll get you for that. Are you going

992
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 1: to get there in the mind that God was on

993
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: the buses? I'm not sure. I'm confusing myself. It was

994
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 1: some English Cognis Cogny show from the seventies.

995
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 2: Yes, my Gove might give you all that information. Now,

996
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 2: speaking of lockdown, people have been going to drastic measures

997
00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 2: to stay maintained. Talk about it next. Su This morning,

998
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 2: you said something that made me think, duh. You said

999
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 2: I need a haircut.

1000
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: We all do.

1001
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 2: That's the hard part of this. I know that even

1002
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 2: when we watch our premier Gladys periagically and every day

1003
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 2: with a press conference, people are watching her hair because

1004
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 2: people said she's had I don't know, some hair straightening maybe.

1005
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: Well, yes, she's got the Armenian curl. Yes, that's part

1006
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: of our DNA and that's starting to come out and

1007
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: hair one's hair. Forget putting out the case numbers each day.

1008
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: We should just look at an a hair watch at

1009
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: the hair of Gladys's head.

1010
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 2: Okay, please, but we're all the same. It's so hard.

1011
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you can't hear my armpits growing. Well, actually

1012
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 2: that's no excuse. I could shave them if I want to.

1013
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: But waxing regimes, all of those beauty can you not

1014
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 2: hear it? Rustling?

1015
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: Wasn't that all? Who liked that? Before the pandemic?

1016
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 2: All the salons of you know, everything's closed. Well, Harley's

1017
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 2: hair looks like an exploded mattress. If I was a

1018
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 2: different kind of person, I could attempt to cut it,

1019
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 2: but it's just not worth Actually I saw Richard Glover

1020
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 2: tweeted saying, oh god, I'm so sorry phrases you don't

1021
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 2: want to hear as your partner cuts your hair during

1022
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 2: lockdown and Karen Phelps has said that her wife Jackie,

1023
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 2: has expanded her skill portfolio to include lockdown hairdresser. We're

1024
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 2: all doing it for each other. Millie, our executive producer,

1025
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 2: has said that her fiance is going to have to

1026
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 2: dye her eyelashes, her eyelashes on the weekend because when

1027
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 2: they don't die them, it looks like she has no eyes.

1028
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 1: That's that's the that's she said. That's what Millie said.

1029
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 2: She sounds like you're saying it.

1030
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: No, she's I'm sure she said that or maybe she

1031
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: has said that she has no eyes because the definition

1032
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: of the you know they used to do. Let's move

1033
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: on fun fact that they would use coldust to tint

1034
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: your eyelashes. That's what they did. So maybe these partner's

1035
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: got to get down to the local coal mine. I

1036
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: think we've got modern ways of doing it. Grind up

1037
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: some dust.

1038
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 2: But there's another woman actually who has gone to TikTok

1039
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 2: to talk about what happened with her hair. She was

1040
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 2: doing a home bleaching job because she normally has bright

1041
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 2: pink hair. She thought she'd bleach. She was trying to

1042
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 2: fix it herself. You're not going to picture it's snapped off.

1043
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: Oh you gotta be careful with bleach.

1044
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 2: It completely snapped off. That's what we're dealing with here.

1045
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 2: That's what lockdown is doing to us.

1046
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, maybe I've got to get the k TL

1047
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: haircut of machine out and do my own hair.

1048
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 2: Well, you used to cut your kid's head.

1049
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: They hate it because they all look like they've just

1050
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: come out of prison.

1051
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 2: Yes, you could do that to yourself.

1052
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,839
Speaker 1: I could. I could. I could do that. I don't

1053
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: know if I will, but could well.

1054
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 2: The tribal drums beating four Lockdown, DIY the Beauty Edition.

1055
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 6: Any mother can now give her a family professional haircuts.

1056
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: No, please, no.

1057
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 4: Podcast.

1058
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: You know what's going to happen, but you know it's

1059
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: likely to happen that my hair is out of control.

1060
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: TV will call up and say, hey, can you come

1061
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: and screen test for a blah blah show, and it'll

1062
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,760
Speaker 1: be like that time I went for The X Factor?

1063
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 1: Remember that? To host The X Factor?

1064
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 2: What happened?

1065
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: I went along there and I remember I was growing

1066
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: my hair long, and I was really long.

1067
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 2: Going through some crisis, and you grew your hairlong and

1068
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,760
Speaker 2: it looked like electrical wiring.

1069
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: And my agent said, hey, they want you to do

1070
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,959
Speaker 1: the X Factor. They don't talk like that as the host.

1071
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: I went okay, So I went along there and then

1072
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: I was as I was getting my makeup and stuff done,

1073
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: I said to the makeup lady, I said, what about

1074
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: my hair? And she says, what were you thinking?

1075
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 2: We don't have time to cut it.

1076
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: And she said, look, I'll try and pull it back.

1077
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: And she pulled it all back and it looked I

1078
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: looked like a magician anyway, and not a good magician.

1079
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 1: You needed one. And then I got up there to

1080
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: do the audition and I'm doing it and the guy says, okay,

1081
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: that was good. Now page two of you script, and

1082
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: I went, there's a script. Can't blame your hair for that.

1083
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: And then as I was walking out there, I saw

1084
00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: Jason Dundas without a shirt on, doing curls, eating a

1085
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: script with good hair. He went on to host the show.

1086
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 2: Do you want me to cut your hair?

1087
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: You've done it once before. I cut the electrical.

1088
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 2: Wiring off and I actually didn't do a bad job.

1089
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: I'll cut your hair for you.

1090
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 2: Well, that's what we're talking about this morning Lockdown DIY.

1091
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 8: Any mother can now give her family professional haircuts the

1092
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 8: Beauty Edition.

1093
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 2: Millie, our executive producer, her fiance is going to have

1094
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 2: to dye her eyelashes this weekend. That's commitment, isn't it.

1095
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 1: That's a big job.

1096
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 2: That's a lot of that's the chemicals in your eyes.

1097
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 2: I don't trust anyone I know to do that.

1098
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: That's trust. Eleanor is joined a sello.

1099
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 9: Elenor, hurry the Jensie and Amanda.

1100
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,919
Speaker 2: Hello, well how's your maintenance going?

1101
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 10: Oh?

1102
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,479
Speaker 15: Well yeah, all of you above what you just said,

1103
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 15: but black nails. And then after a week's second list

1104
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 15: doesn't be quite painful if they rip off, oh.

1105
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 2: Slack, Yes, and you get stuff like hair caught under

1106
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 2: them and stuff.

1107
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 15: It's so painful. So I tried using an everyday nail

1108
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 15: file and memory board and it didn't cut it. So

1109
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 15: I had to go to my husband's toolshit and get

1110
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 15: a file out and actually shave them. And then he,

1111
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 15: I know, and then he went to the hardware store

1112
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 15: and bought me a can of acetone and I stuck

1113
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 15: them in that for about forty minutes.

1114
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 4: Is that help anyone?

1115
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:17,439
Speaker 7: Well?

1116
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 15: No, no, the nails came out paper thin and all yucky,

1117
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 15: and they're slowly recovering. But I think I'm going to

1118
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 15: think twice that they're getting showack again.

1119
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1120
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 2: Can we just say here and now, eleanor you would

1121
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 2: not recommend people do that?

1122
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:36,439
Speaker 3: Oh?

1123
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 15: Yes, and no I was scared I'm going to rip off.

1124
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,760
Speaker 15: That's painful, Amanda, Yes, it's painful.

1125
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: Were you didn't use his bench grinder though? Oh?

1126
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 15: That was my next call of action?

1127
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: But ils are a bit tougher. Oh thanks, Elena. Leslie

1128
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,760
Speaker 1: has joined us as well. Hello Leslie, Well.

1129
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 10: God morning, Jonesy, Good morning Amanda.

1130
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 2: Hello, how's your maintenance going what happened?

1131
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 10: Oh, I decided to give myself a pedicure, and you

1132
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 10: know the.

1133
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 12: The razor things that they used to shave off the

1134
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 12: dry skin on your feet there, yep, yep, Okay, So

1135
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 12: I'm sitting over the bath with my legs in the

1136
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 12: bath did the heels, went to the big.

1137
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 10: Toe on my left foot, and I just took the

1138
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 10: biggest down down the end of my toe, bleeding like

1139
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 10: you wouldn't believe. Looked into the bathtub, a couple of

1140
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 10: men and the blood that was in the bottom of

1141
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,240
Speaker 10: the bathtub. I screamed out for my husband.

1142
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 12: He arrived just in time.

1143
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 10: As I passed out, I came to and he'd had me.

1144
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 10: He laid me down on the bathroom floor with my

1145
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 10: legs still dangling over the bath because the amount of

1146
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 10: blood he got me to. He bandaged my toe, we

1147
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 10: cleaned up. I was gone for the rest of the night,

1148
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 10: got up to go to work the next morning. By

1149
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 10: the time I got to work, of course, I'd had

1150
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 10: to walk the amount of blood that had come out

1151
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 10: of the bandage onto my lovely birkenstock stand because I

1152
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 10: couldn't put a shoe on. Get to work. The wonderful

1153
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 10: girls at work rebandaged me. It was three weeks before

1154
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,240
Speaker 10: I could wear a shoe.

1155
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 2: Or is this for a beauty treatment?

1156
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 10: All of this to try to make my feet look

1157
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 10: nice in the middle of winter. Oh horrible, Even as

1158
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 10: I said to the even thinking about it now, I

1159
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 10: still get all hot in the face remembering it. Horrible.

1160
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: Thank you, you're not cutting my hair?

1161
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 4: Keep awayfer Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

1162
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 2: Well, it's been decided. Tomorrow on this very show, I'm

1163
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,720
Speaker 2: going to give you a haircut. It has been decided.

1164
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: Let me just say this, I don't want you to

1165
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: cut my hair. Do you not understand?

1166
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 2: I don't understand that interesting because we have no backup.

1167
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 2: Once when I cut your hair before, when you're going

1168
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 2: through a period of it looking like electrical wiring. As

1169
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 2: I say, all I had to do was grab chunks

1170
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 2: and chop it off around your neck.

1171
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: It's shorter now.

1172
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 2: And also in those days, we had a professional hairdresser

1173
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 2: standing by in case I botched it.

1174
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: And I didn't.

1175
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 2: I did a decent job. But we can't get we're

1176
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 2: not allowed.

1177
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 1: To have a hair dress like that show thrill Seekers

1178
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: in the seventies, remember that those guys would do stunts

1179
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: and they'd have professional medical people are standing by with

1180
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 1: fire extinguishers and stuff like that. So we don't have that.

1181
00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: We don't have any of them.

1182
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,919
Speaker 2: We've got a first aid in the kitchen. So there's

1183
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 2: scissors in a bandage, tweezers in case I give you

1184
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 2: a splinter. That's about it. I'm sounding a little nervous now, but.

1185
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 1: No, don't you understand. Well, you said you wanted a haircut.

1186
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: We're in lockdown time. I'd rather put that to some

1187
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 1: sort of pole or something like that.

1188
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 2: Just all right, let's do it. Let's do it, oh

1189
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 2: so fast. We've already even ninety one percent of people

1190
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 2: on Insta said you need a haircut?

1191
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: We book a picture. If you said, what do people

1192
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: say about you chopping my head off? People would say

1193
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:31,879
Speaker 1: the same. Do you like to do that one?

1194
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 2: Don't wish too hard. I'm not I'm left handed. I'm

1195
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 2: going to cut your hair tomorrow. And you know what else,

1196
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 2: what Richard Clapton's on them?

1197
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: What you've actually got him?

1198
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 2: I've got Richard Clapton.

1199
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: It's twenty six to time. When did we get to

1200
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: talk to him?

1201
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:45,439
Speaker 9: Next?

1202
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 1: WS event? Our listener. Allan has been productive in Lockdown,

1203
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: and he came up with a parody song, which usually

1204
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of parody songs, but I

1205
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: think Alan did a good job with this.

1206
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 5: Have a listen well at home and making that's lonely

1207
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 5: because we all are in laughing down, etc.

1208
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 2: He himself says, you know, he's not a great singer. No,

1209
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 2: but if someone could knock out a tune.

1210
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: Go for it. That's someone. And we put it to

1211
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,800
Speaker 1: the people that we know out there in the music business.

1212
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:24,239
Speaker 2: Barry Manilow, Michael Bolton, Paul Standing from Kiss. Yeah, none

1213
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 2: of them have answered our bat calls.

1214
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: Apparently you got this man on the line, the one,

1215
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: the only Richard Clapton. Hi, Richard, Hey, Amanda.

1216
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 2: It's so nice of you to answer the phone.

1217
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: Last time.

1218
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 2: You just blew a whistle when I Booty called you

1219
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 2: late at night.

1220
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:40,360
Speaker 7: No, I want to say it.

1221
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 3: Hi, this is Richard Clapton, and I wake up with

1222
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 3: Jones and Amanda.

1223
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 1: Very good win anything.

1224
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 2: You in our hearts and minds, you really do very well,

1225
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 2: and thank you for taking the call. Have you ever

1226
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 2: recorded a parody song or written a parody song?

1227
00:55:57,719 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 9: No?

1228
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 3: No, I just did that Hoopie album last year. Yeah,

1229
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 3: and that's all covers.

1230
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 2: But they're not parodies. They're great, they're great anthems.

1231
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, not a parody.

1232
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: You've heard Alan's song what do you think?

1233
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1234
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:21,320
Speaker 3: Really interesting? Jonesy. By the way, Pal, I heard you.

1235
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 3: I've been hearing you all morning rock physicians. Waking up

1236
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 3: at midday is so last century. I've in lockdown and

1237
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 3: you know I wake up at five point thirty.

1238
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: Right, Well, I apologize for Jonesy.

1239
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,919
Speaker 2: Jonesy had said I wouldn't be able to get Richard

1240
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 2: on the line because he doesn't wake up before midday.

1241
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 1: You wake up in a bathroom podcast this morning, but

1242
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: you wake up but with parody songs. So do you think?

1243
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: And you are one of this country's foremost premiere artists?

1244
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: Is it worth your while? Is there any any bones

1245
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: in this song? Because the lyrics I think a kind

1246
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: of humorous. Could you make something wand you have a

1247
00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 1: crack at it?

1248
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 7: Well, I'm good to go.

1249
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,280
Speaker 3: Well, it's pretty interesting.

1250
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,759
Speaker 2: If we gave you say, between now and the end

1251
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 2: of the week, what's today Wednesday? It's not much time,

1252
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 2: but you get up at five point thirty by the

1253
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,919
Speaker 2: sounds of things and have nothing to do actually, because

1254
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 2: well your concert tour are You're in the midst of

1255
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 2: all that when lockdown happens. So how would you feel

1256
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 2: having a crack at this?

1257
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I shall because my poor concert tour is just

1258
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 3: getting moved further and further along. So yes, I'm pretty

1259
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 3: available at the moment, so I don't crack at it, and.

1260
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: You can clean. And when would we see your concert tour, Richie,

1261
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: because we'll bend over backwards to make sure that everyone

1262
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 1: is there when it comes around.

1263
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 3: Look, things are pretty bad, as I'm sure everyone is hearing.

1264
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 3: So we've moved. We're supposed to do it in June,

1265
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 3: and then it became some dates in July, and then

1266
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 3: it was supposed to be this month August, so now

1267
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 3: we're thinking it might have been next year. Really go anyway?

1268
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: I know, isn't it a poop?

1269
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 2: That's why this song, that's why this song resonates for everybody. Yeah,

1270
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 2: all right, well, Richard, thank you, thank you for answering

1271
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 2: the call. And you've got need a project.

1272
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 1: We need you.

1273
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 2: We'll talk to you before the end of the week

1274
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 2: and see how you're getting on.

1275
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, big deal.

1276
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 1: We love you, Richard, Thank you, thank you, Richard. Richard

1277
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: Clapton there good man. Well that's good.

1278
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 2: So we're going to this is actually this is exciting.

1279
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 2: Richard's going to have a crack at that. I'm going

1280
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 2: to cut your hair tomorrow. Lockdown's not so bad.

1281
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 1: WSFM. Hello there heads Jonesy Demanda, windy today, dang wind?

1282
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: What good's wind?

1283
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 2: Drying day? Wind turbines.

1284
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: It's good for the sailors yesterday over and take no,

1285
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: that's true. Like a canamaran with a hydrofoily thing. We

1286
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: didn't do well in it, but it look good.

1287
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 2: What about the crazy rock climbing? So first time over

1288
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:55,439
Speaker 2: that's been an Olympic sport. It was fascinating to watch.

1289
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 2: Sometimes they used ropes and sometimes they just had to

1290
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 2: fling themselves at this wall. So the first time they've

1291
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 2: ever seen that placement of things. I just had to

1292
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 2: lurch themselves like geckos up the wall Fasten.

1293
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: I loved it. Got to fling yourself at the rockes

1294
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: Like when you meet him steady on Amanda. I traversed him,

1295
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: he scaled his north face. Anyway, it's ten to nine.

1296
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 2: We have a goolie number nine oh six, one seven,

1297
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 2: nine eighty four. We have a prize for our favorite

1298
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 2: goolie of the year, ten thousand bucks cash and a

1299
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 2: brand new Spinally his mattress valued over sixteen thousand dollars.

1300
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 1: What have we got?

1301
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 9: The construction industry has been forced into shut down. We

1302
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 9: are locked out of being able to work. We're unable

1303
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 9: to claim any financial assistance because we don't meet the criteria.

1304
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 9: And we are doing the right thing by stay home

1305
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 9: in any event and not going out and mix in

1306
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 9: with other people are trying to do the dodgy and

1307
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 9: get construction work available on the side. We're doing the

1308
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 9: right thing and we're being penalized and we can't get

1309
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,479
Speaker 9: any financial help.

1310
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 1: Tough, isn't it tough? Reconstruction out of those lga's has

1311
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: gone back, hasn't it?

1312
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 2: Under certain circumstances. And I think only one trade at

1313
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 2: a time can be there. So it's changing the scheduling

1314
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 2: and the timings.

1315
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 1: And it's because a lot of stuff. You've got a

1316
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 1: plumber on the site and you have an electricians sometimes

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Speaker 1: well sometimes if they're they're at the same time. The

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Speaker 1: electricians say, well, I'm running my conjurit through here? Made

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Speaker 1: you put your pipes through here? How does that work?

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Speaker 1: How does it work? Very tough?

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Speaker 14: I often ask for hard copy in the post for

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Speaker 14: bills or product information over the phone. I'm very clear

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Speaker 14: to say that I don't do emails and an app.

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Speaker 14: Yet people still offer to eat or link me. I

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Speaker 14: don't even know what that means. Technology is not my friend.

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Speaker 14: But apparently this factor does not compute with the tech

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Speaker 14: savvy people.

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Speaker 1: Maybe should send her the PDF on our drop box

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Speaker 1: to her? What does that even mean?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 1: I like to talk to a human.

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Speaker 2: If I'm making a booking somewhere, I don't want a

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Speaker 2: book online. Can I actually talk to a human? I'm

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Speaker 2: the same.

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Speaker 1: But the bad with the good of you did Death's

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Speaker 1: mane you can always call us nine six one seven

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Speaker 1: nine eighty four forgets my Gullies podcast? How about is

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Speaker 1: Max Weinberg on.

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Speaker 2: The drums goes a little bit crazy and then they

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Speaker 2: say come on back in time.

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Speaker 1: They get back he is in time? Have you seen

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Speaker 1: him play with brute with the history bad amazing, Like

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Speaker 1: he's about a thousand years of age and he just

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Speaker 1: bashes on that kid like nobody's business and have to

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Speaker 1: reattach his arms.

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Speaker 2: It's like monster was it was it? Monster animal Animal.

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Speaker 1: From the Hubs. Monster. Don't ever listen to a word

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Speaker 1: I say no, I don't Hello. It's Jonesy and Demanda

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Speaker 1: Windy Musty Sunday, seventeen in the city sixteen in our

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Speaker 1: west right out, it's eleven degrees is three to nine.

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Speaker 2: A favorite call, a email or Facebook friend wins a

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Speaker 2: five hundred dollars D Shop voucher. If you haven't done

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Speaker 2: any D shopping lately, you're missing out on huge deals

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Speaker 2: everything home and more d shop Dot Company.

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Speaker 1: You also get that Jonesy amount of tetawel and branded bobblehead.

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Speaker 1: Lots of people are cutting.

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Speaker 2: Their partner's hair at home. I'm going to be cutting

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Speaker 2: yours tomorrow. Lockdown DIY. How's it going for you?

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Speaker 1: The Beauty Edition.

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Speaker 6: Any mother can now give her a family professional haircuts.

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Speaker 1: Here's Leslie from Karac.

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Speaker 2: She did a DIY.

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Speaker 10: Pedicure, so I'm sitting over the bars with my legs

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Speaker 10: in the bar. Took the biggest douts.

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Speaker 11: You have to end the mate.

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Speaker 10: Bleeding like you wouldn't believe. You look into the bathtub,

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Speaker 10: tuple of men and the blood that was in the

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Speaker 10: bottom of the bar's tub. I screamed out for my husband, pried.

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Speaker 6: Just in time.

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Speaker 10: I passed out. I came to and he'd had me.

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Speaker 10: He laid me down on the bathroom flour with my

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Speaker 10: legs still dangling over the bathcas amount of blood.

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Speaker 1: So there's men of the met had me on the

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Speaker 1: bathroom floor.

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Speaker 2: Friday ET, I'll take a wsfm's total Recall. That's where

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Speaker 2: the money is in the music, isn't You have to

1377
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Speaker 2: name the last five songs that are played by title

1378
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Speaker 2: and artist. You get one hundred dollars for each one.

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Speaker 2: It kicks off with Ugly Phil right now.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back from six to night for jam Nation.

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Speaker 1: Good day to you, Well, thank god that's over.

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Speaker 7: Hood Bite, good bite wipe from.

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Speaker 2: Your a podcaster.

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Speaker 10: Today's show is available to download from the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1: All the Cool Kids Are Doing It.

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Speaker 4: Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Catch up on what you've missed

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Speaker 4: on a free iHeartRadio app.