WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Laura got chased by security at the airport ✈️ 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:14.600 Laura, come on in. 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:19.160 Illo everyone. 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:21.240 Hi girls, Hello, everybody. 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:23.720 Welcome to Monday. Actually, don't welcome to Monday. It's been 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:26.720 Monday all day so far, hasn't it. Wow? 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:29.680 Yes, I mean it's I guess they're still welcoming people 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:30.400 to Monday afternoon. 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:34.440 Yet welcome to my wow, Monday afternoon. All right, No, 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:38.239 you need to talk about it, Laura. What's going on? 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:38.600 Yeah? 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:39.120 I do. 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:42.280 I went away on the weekend, so you're struggling to 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:43.080 get back into it. 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:43.440 I know. 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.840 I went away for a girl's weekend. I went to Noosa. 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:49.720 It was my very very first time ever in NUSA, 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:51.720 which I feel like I'm very late to the party. 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:55.640 It is amazing. I always thought NUSA was for like 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:58.440 middle aged women wearing kaftans, and then as I was there, 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.280 I realized I am middle aged woman wearing a caft 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:02.760 head and I was in my element. 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:04.880 You are the target audience, Laura. I was like, I've 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:06.760 reached my news era and I loved it. 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:08.319 What did you did? You went with girlfriends? Did you 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.160 have drinks and son and no kids? 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:11.600 No kids? 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.679 It was well, I mean, I love my children, but 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.480 it was amazing. It was amazing you had a much 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:19.840 more exciting. I mean, I know mine was exciting. That 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:22.240 you found your wedding venue on the weekend. 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:24.880 Well, I wasn't going to say that, Laura, but thank you. 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:28.240 Yes, I did duck to Bali to look at a 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:31.000 wedding venue. A couple did some food tastings, like some 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:33.800 wedding planning without my fiancee, Ben. I'm planning the whole 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:36.959 thing alone, and I am happy to say that I have. 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:38.600 Almost secured the venue. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:40.840 And I say almost because I've said yes, but I 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:41.720 haven't paid for yet. 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.560 Oh my god, it was a really successful weekend. So 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:46.120 much has happened in a couple of hours. 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:48.200 And I had a severe allergic reaction house sitting for 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:51.440 brit looking after Delilah the dog, which don't worry you 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:54.040 were hearing about today. I've just finished my house sitting 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:56.000 for Brittany Hockey and I've got a full report. 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:57.840 Is that why you're so puffy? 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:00.000 No, I think that's just because I had. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.240 Are the reactions gone down? 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:03.200 The reaction's gone, that's just his fate. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:05.200 No, you're still a puffy under your eyes. 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:08.760 I think I was tired, So don't keep you up. 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:10.799 Let's let's just like stop doing. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.680 Really a good weekend. We're ready to go. Next, we're 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:16.440 discussing a major new law that comes into effect today. 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:20.720 From today, your boss will now face legal charges if 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.839 they text you after work hours. This is huge, trying 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:24.280 to screw us. 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:25.080 Yeah, we're in trouble. 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:27.200 Yeah, one hundred percent. But if you've got one of 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:29.200 those annoying bosses that takes you on weekends and after work, 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:30.640 you're gonna want to hear this news. We'll get to 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:32.480 it next. Here at the pickup for your Monday afternoon. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:36.520 Welcome to the show. All right, it is Monday Britain, Laura, 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.840 which means we need to start the show as we 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:43.040 do every week we did pick up. I'm gonna give 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.160 the girls a topic and news topic that the world 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.600 is discussing. You then decide whether we pick it up 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:49.240 we keep talking about it into the week, or we 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:50.919 put it down we never discuss it again. 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:52.919 I have some big feelings about this one. 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:55.160 Oh yeah, yeah, I was teasing in the in the 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.960 break about this new law that has come into effect today. Ladies. 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:01.880 Pick up. Put down the right to connect laws officially 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:03.560 nationwide in practice. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:09.200 Put it down, Yeah, put it. I feel awkward. Put 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.959 it down, we feel awkward. Okay, we text our employees 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:13.480 outside of way. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:14.799 Let me just set up what this is quickly. The 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:18.160 right to disconnect starts today, giving Australians legal cover to 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:21.560 stop responding to emails, texts, and calls from their bosses 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:23.440 after hours and on week Oh. 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:25.960 Okay, no, I take that back, then I pick it up. 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:29.840 My issue is I don't think that bosses should have 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.640 to not text or not sorry, texting is bad, not 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:35.160 email employees or whatever after hours because I do a 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:37.520 lot of my work outside of working hours, Like I'll 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.520 be emailing at eleven o'clock at night. I don't expect 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:42.760 my employees to write back at that time, but that's 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.960 when I get work done. So I think that that's 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.920 kind of where I may be misinterpreted the law. 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:48.640 I was like, can I not emailed them at eleven 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:50.720 o'clock anymore? We ask questions all the time to our 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:51.640 employees outside of it. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:55.000 We do, but that's because we're a really like mixed 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:58.920 bunch where we're not just employees and employers, we're all friends. 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:01.320 So it's where it gets blurred, Like you feel like 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:03.280 you're texting a friend, but it's also an employee I 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:03.800 also think. 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:06.440 We our jobs. We like talk for a living, Like 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:08.080 I think we're in a different kettle of fish to 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.440 someone working at Subway, he gets their boss texting them 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.600 at seven pm, going did you cook the cookies? Yeah? 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:14.280 And you work night Smitch as well, so there is 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:15.120 no hour for you. 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:18.000 I understand this because I think a lot of people 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:20.719 find it really hard to set boundaries between what is 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.360 work what is their own time. People only get paid 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:25.640 a certain amount of salary for a certain amount of hours, 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:27.599 and I think a lot of bosses have an expectation 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.520 that goes way beyond that. So now there's a law 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:30.520 in place to protect people. 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:32.760 Really, I think it's great. And can I just say, 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:35.840 like working outside of workouts aside, getting a text from 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:39.320 your boss when you're not expecting it ruin. It ruins 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:40.440 the whole vibe, don't you. 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:43.240 Think, Well I am the boss, and well, yeah, I 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:44.560 would like we have bosses. 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:47.120 Even when the radio when the radio lords text every 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:48.640 so often, I'm like, am I in trouble? 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.040 I don't know. They always do it during work hours. 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:55.000 So the radio lords do not know emojis, they're four punctuisy. 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:56.320 It's a great law. What's next? Right? 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:56.599 Pick up? 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:59.599 Put down? Justin Bieber giving his baby a relatively normal 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:00.560 mame of the weekend? 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.200 Pick it up? Isn't this in for his dad? 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:07.320 Isn't doesn't he name. 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:08.440 It after his dad? 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:10.520 I knew he had a baby, but I didn't know 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:10.880 the name. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:11.120 Yeah. 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.240 Yeah, yes, Haley Bieber and Justin Bieber had the baby 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:14.839 on the weekend. Jack blues Bieber. 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:19.360 Sorry, the first name was normal, Jack blues Bieber. Yeah, 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.400 Jack blues Biber Yeah, blue okay, like the blues music. 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.640 Yeah, yeah, Well it comes from Justin's father, whose middle 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:27.680 name is Jack. It's very normal, everyone's everyone's just kind 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:29.480 of shocked that it's Jack, that it's you know, I. 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:31.200 Mean, I'm shocked that they're still together and had a baby. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:33.440 I'm not shocked about the name. I'm more shocked that 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.280 it actually seems like it's working out for them. 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:37.440 The theory is it's going to be blues Biber. That's 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:39.440 what they're gonna call the baby, Blue Bebar, blues Beiber 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:40.520 or musician. 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.240 So they named it a normal name, but then they're 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:44.040 going to refuse to call it the normal name, and 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:45.279 they're going to call it the weird name. 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:46.760 Look it's a baby. We can get it on for 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.640 common if you want to reach out to the baby. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.400 Blues to me, and this might be mean to anyone 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:52.400 who has a child name Blues. 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:54.480 It sounds like a dog's name. I'd call my dog blue. 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.160 What do you think of bluey, Bluey and blues Clues. Yeah, 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:01.600 I've seen blues, but blue is Beyonce. Oh sorry, Beyonce 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:02.400 blue Ivy. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:03.480 True. 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:06.039 I know so much about kids' names for famous. 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:08.520 Wouldn't say so much. You know two babies names. I 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:12.760 don't know about that. I'm speaking of dogs, ye, speaking 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:14.920 a blue. Speaking of dogs. I house sat for you, 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:17.279 Brittany Hockley over the weekend. You did. Thank you so 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:21.440 much after the house and let's just say that I 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.880 have something to reveal to the world, do you, Laura. 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:28.320 I've I've collated some evidence. As we know, Britney's dog, Delilah. 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.000 We've discussed on this show many times. She's a house 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:34.560 Sitting was easy, walk in the park. What wasn't easy 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:38.560 was looking after your dog, Delilah. It almost ended me 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:40.760 up on the emergency room and it also ended me 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.880 up on the desk of the project. Talking nationally to 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.440 the country, it was a very big weekend, and I've 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:48.480 got a report on how sitting your dog Delilah. 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:50.320 Oh God, I can't wait. I know did down. She's 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.960 an angel. You're the only one who seems to know that. 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:53.919 I'm the only one that matters. 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:57.640 It's after these on the pickup. Now. You may have 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.000 heard on the show last week Brittany Hackley went away 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:03.200 for the weekend. I house sat her house. Laura, I've 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:03.920 done this before. 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:05.960 You've done nothing but complain about it since. 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:08.839 Can you give me a break? I actually haven't. I 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:09.840 was a good house sitter. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.080 You also didn't tell me that you're getting paid for it, 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:13.720 so I thought you were doing another goodness of your 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.680 own law, but paid you to house it. 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:17.960 Pek behind the curtain, why don't you plan a radio show? 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:19.560 We go girls, this is how it's gonna go. They go, 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:21.320 no worries, That's how it's gonna go. And then now 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:23.240 it's all of a sudden, some sort of prank patrol thing. 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:25.520 I only want to add one thing before I hear 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:26.480 what you have to say. 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:29.119 I did you a favor. Can I say you paid 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.040 me fifty percent of the rate you normally pay your 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:33.920 house hitter and also your dog's hitter, because I that's 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:39.960 how I sat for Australia's most petulant. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.560 Dog, Australia's most divine. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:44.120 She's so pretty, but she has pretty privilege. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:46.640 She doesn't know she's got pretty Sorry, which continues. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:48.880 Let me just give you a review on house sitting 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.119 and dog sitting for Brittany Hockley and Britz Dogs Bricks 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:54.160 Dog Dollar. It's true what we've said. We've had experts 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:56.400 on this show trying to cure a Delilah of whatever 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.120 ailment she's got. Britz Bridge Dog Dollar, what. 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:00.000 Have a pretty privilege? 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:03.400 Bridge Dog. Delilah has been through three dog walkers that 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:05.920 have all resigned. It's like the Boeing crisis. They've all 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:07.920 mysteriously disappeared, all the whistleblowers. 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:13.000 No, you are severely exaggerating. Two dog walkers. There was 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:14.440 two of them, not three. 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:18.440 They have been with her for years and unfortunately they 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:19.720 had to go a different way. 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:22.640 They both resigned at the same time for the same reason. 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:27.840 She had one off week. Hormones continue. Her hormones continue. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.880 Please, Walking Delilah through the dog park is a literal hell. 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:34.600 That dog is There's something gone on. That dog is smart. 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:36.920 I think that dog is the Zodiac killer. It is 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:39.240 got a look in its eyes. It knows more things 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:40.960 than I know. It is. It would get a higher 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:42.760 ATAR than I would. If it sat the nap land, 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:44.640 it'd be above state average. 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:45.440 No. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.679 My favorite thing about Delilah is that if you are 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:49.800 taking for her for a walk, you have to take 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:51.880 her for a walk with two separate balls so that 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:53.880 you can always have her on rotation. 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:54.760 Because she trains. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.640 You have to keep it going otherwise she gets fixated 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:58.840 on other people's balls. 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:00.880 You want to know, Yeah, what's like? Walk and Delilah? 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:02.800 She's not like a kervooda or you clip on the 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.040 lead and you walk in. You have to get a 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:08.520 hip harness like I'm in, So let I clip a 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.920 harness around my bet you're going to go wakeboarding? 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:11.240 Yeah? 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:11.760 Click? 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.800 You know it's like trying to walk a ferret on acid? 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:14.640 Yeah, what it is. 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:16.520 Then there's a strap that goes underneath your leggs and 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.400 clips up in the middle like a seat belt on 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:21.160 like a roller coaster. Then you've got a bum bag, 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:22.800 which by the way, is a designer at the bag 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:25.199 that you sling over your shoulder, which has two balls 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:28.760 in it treats that are respective to Delilah's dietary requirements. 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:31.520 And then you have a ball thrower that is mechanical 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:33.080 that folds down into two parts so you can keep 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:34.920 it in your pocket. Then you've got to put Delilah's 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:35.800 waterproof harness on. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:38.000 Mitich, I'm getting a feeling that you didn't enjoy it. 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.520 Well, where sorry, where's the problem coming? 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.480 This is the problem. This is live audio of me 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:46.840 at the dog park with Delilah. If you've ever wanted 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:49.840 to know what it feels like to walk BRIT's famous dog, Delilah, 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:57.000 this is close your eyes. This is a little ASMR roleplay. Delilah. Shit, Delilah, Delilah. 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:02.280 She's running out of the park. Sorry, I'm so sorry, Delilah. 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:06.720 Oh my god, I'm sorry that people everywhere very dramatic 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:07.560 and she's running. 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:07.760 Out of the park. 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:12.040 I have actually lost Britt's dog. I've genuinely lost Brittany 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:17.600 hockey dog. There she's got her and now she's run 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.920 through mud. She's run through she has genuinely run. She 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.680 loves mud. She has led through a pile of mud. 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:27.240 Get here now coming out, Dalilah, out of breath. This 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:33.000 is a problem. I've lost her again, Delilah, I don't. 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:34.720 I don't see a problem. It sounds like she had 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:35.760 a great time at the park. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:37.959 She had a great time with that. 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:39.640 That sounds like she was I could hear that in 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:41.600 her panting that she thought that was panting. 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:43.560 That was the dog huish. 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:48.480 The thing with Delilah is in her defense. She is 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:50.560 not and we joke about it a lot here. She's 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:54.640 not a bad dog at all. But she's selective with 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.400 her listening. So she knows everything that you want her 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:59.440 to do. She knows exactly what you're saying. But if 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:02.120 she doesn't feel like it, she won't do it. She's disobedient, 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:04.160 that's the word. 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.520 She knows how to do it. She's so smart she 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.720 just chooses not to No, it's selective here. She sounds 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:11.120 like a mother. 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:13.000 I'll never do it for you again. Also, I've sent 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:15.160 you my bs pnut count details. Please transfer the well. 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:19.319 I'm not going to transfer it now. You just shamed 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:21.280 my dog on national radio. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:22.800 You think I'm going to pay you for that, I'll 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:24.920 see you in court. Also, I did steal some Pratasney, 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:25.440 so I think we're. 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:27.240 I know Prata Sonny's and all my food out of 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.520 the fridge and a bottle of gin. And you slept 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:30.640 in my bad bottle of gin. 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:32.400 She said I could drink it did not. 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:33.000 I did not. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:34.000 It was half empty. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.720 Coming up next, I'm going to tell you guys how 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:41.640 over the weekend I got chased down by security through 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:44.080 an Airport's. 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:43.920 A shocking weekend. 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:48.240 I was just smuggling again, what isiah with me? 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:50.000 Let's blame for that as well. 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:51.400 It's next pick up. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.320 I don't even want to tell you this story because 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.360 I know what's going to happen, Laura. I don't want 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:57.880 to tell you strapping people. 0:11:58.120 --> 0:11:59.400 I hate to break it to you, but our job 0:11:59.520 --> 0:11:59.840 is to tell. 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:02.400 Yeah. But the problem is I'm okay with everyone else 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:03.040 knowing about it. 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:06.199 You will use this against me as like ammunition that 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:09.400 I'm forgetful who or me specifically Mitch. 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:10.319 No actually brit as well. 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:13.400 But like last week, I had to go to Melbourne 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:16.280 and my flight was like the very first flight out, 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:17.800 so I had to get up at four thirty in 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.559 the morning. I had to get to the airport very 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.679 lovely of radio. They spoiled me and they paid for 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.200 valet parking for me, so I got to drive up 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:28.719 and then park. The Valet parking is right next to 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:29.920 the actual airport. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.640 Brittany's looking at me like they've never paid Valet because I. 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.120 Have done what you have done multiple times. Did you 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:37.400 ask for it though did not get Valet? Well, I 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:40.000 asked for extra leg room on my flight and I 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:42.280 did not get that. No, I got the Valet parking, 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:43.360 though fancy pants. 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:44.920 Put me on a bus. I don't even get to 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:46.440 go to the Perth. 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:49.320 Yeah, okay, well, look I had my Valet parking. 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:52.240 I drove up to the departures and I drove into 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:54.240 Valet and then I realized I was actually in the 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:56.440 wrong one, like I booked the one that was downstairs. 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:59.400 So I was running like exactly to time. I was 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:01.440 already pushing get to get this flight. So I missed 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:05.559 the entry. I went to the wrong entry. Okay, departure 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:09.840 Valet sparkled, but I was departing, so I was going 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:10.720 anyway whatever. 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:11.920 I get there. 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:15.199 I drive into the Valet parking at arrivals and I 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.840 pull in and I have like ten minutes to get 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:18.360 to the flight. 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.360 I am all sorts of chaos. So I wind down 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:23.199 the window I'm like, I'm so sorry, I'm running so 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:25.320 late for my flight. And the guy there was a dog. 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:26.959 Don't worry, it happens all the time. He helps me 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:30.440 get my bags out. I was like, this is so lovely. Anyway, 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:31.040 get my bags. 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:33.559 I run through, I check in, and I get to 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:37.120 the gate and I am smug ass like I've just arrived. 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:37.839 I smacked down. 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.640 I had to nailed cars in Valet, paid for whatever, 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.719 Like who am I? And then I see this man 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:45.880 running through the airport who looks really angry. 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:47.719 Well, I just I just don't know where this is 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:48.040 going on. 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:51.800 I okay, So he's running through the airport and he 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:54.040 looks like, hey, this man looks panicked, and people are 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:55.520 kind of getting out of the way because he is 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:56.680 running through the airport. 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.400 You've left your small child in the back of the cold. No, 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:00.439 my kids not with me. 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:02.800 And I look up and I could see he was 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.520 wearing the same vest that the Valet guys were wearing 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:08.319 when I dropped my car off. And he's running and 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:10.760 then he sees me and he starts running towards me, 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:12.160 and I'm like, what is going on? 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:16.559 Anyway, he runs up and he goes ma'am, you forgot 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:17.200 the keys. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:21.360 I left the car at the entrance of valet, parking 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:23.320 through everything else at him, and I had my keys 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:25.560 in my handbag. There's no way that a car could 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:28.240 have gotten even gotten past it. I just parked in 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.240 the driveway and I left there, and the poor guy 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:33.400 had to come through security, had. 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:38.000 Styloud staff worker had to take off his hive his vest. 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:40.560 He didn't kept it on. And then I was also 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:43.840 because I don't like I don't take criticism very well. Guys, don't. 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:44.880 I get very defensive. 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.960 Then I get defensive, and so my initial reaction was 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:49.680 to be defensive. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.160 I was like, well you didn't you didn't ask for 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:54.000 the keys because I haven't done it before. So it's like, ma'am, 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:58.520 don't gas like me horrible in the middle of the road. 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.520 So people kind of get past and then took the keys. 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.400 Imagine if she got on the flight and four days 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:05.080 later she comes back in the cart, would they would 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:06.120 have They would have had to have. 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:07.880 Told I would have. But you sit there at the 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.120 gate with your coffee, probably an extra couple of minutes 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:12.120 to spare. You're nice and relax. Your car's in valid. 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:14.040 Tell me that you've never done valet parking without telling 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:14.880 me you've never done valet. 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:17.040 Not built for valet parking. You're not built for travel, 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:17.920 to be honest, I don't think. 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.880 Yeah, I'm built for sleeping. Anyway, Let's get out of. 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.560 Let's get a sleep, Let's get you to bed. The 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:27.600 most Laura burn thing I've ever If that is you listening, 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:29.640 we pay for his dinner or something that poor man. 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:32.800 No, he's fine. I gave him his ten thousand steps 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:35.400 for the day. True, there's little bit of workout. Oh 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:38.080 I'm thinking, Is I want Valet next time? 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:38.360 Britt? 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:38.720 Yeah? 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:40.360 If you don't, don't get that one? 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:43.000 Cut deep? Okay, did Willem Woody up next the boys? 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.280