WEBVTT - Ep 137: Summoning God tier 0:00:00.689 --> 0:00:04.900 Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:10.200 young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast. 0:00:10.380 --> 0:00:15.520 Its purpose, to attract mates. And by mates, we mean listeners. 0:00:15.700 --> 0:00:18.560 They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMs. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:21.300 Their names are Ben and Liam. 0:00:21.700 --> 0:00:23.230 G'day there, podcaster. 0:00:23.270 --> 0:00:23.960 Hello. 0:00:24.070 --> 0:00:26.410 Now, we're going to get you up to speed. 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:27.240 Yes. 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:30.550 Now, we're going to have to be serious mums and dads. 0:00:31.090 --> 0:00:34.430 Or dads and dads. We're both dads. 0:00:35.250 --> 0:00:35.990 Modern family. 0:00:36.190 --> 0:00:38.989 We're a modern family. Like the show Modern Family. What 0:00:39.010 --> 0:00:42.150 a great... Phil Dunphy. One of the great characters. 0:00:42.170 --> 0:00:42.790 Great dad. 0:00:42.970 --> 0:00:44.940 And then... What's her name? 0:00:45.580 --> 0:00:46.120 The lady. 0:00:46.820 --> 0:00:47.680 Isn't in that show. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.780 She was always like, Mommy, what are you doing? 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:51.040 Yeah. 0:00:52.100 --> 0:00:52.839 What's her name? 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:56.440 If you said it, I'd be like, yeah, that's the one. 0:00:57.770 --> 0:01:00.290 I think Modern Family, a lot of those sort of 0:01:00.330 --> 0:01:03.590 sitcom-y shows, no one cares. But I feel like even 0:01:03.610 --> 0:01:05.160 if you don't like that sort of stuff, Modern Family, 0:01:05.170 --> 0:01:08.660 everyone's like, this is funny. I liked the, have you 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:08.940 seen the. 0:01:08.940 --> 0:01:11.580 Episode where- Sofia Vergara. 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.780 Yes. That's it. Yeah, that is her name. I can't 0:01:14.819 --> 0:01:16.050 remember her character name. 0:01:16.550 --> 0:01:17.009 Gloria. 0:01:17.130 --> 0:01:17.729 Gloria. 0:01:18.170 --> 0:01:18.870 Gloria. 0:01:18.910 --> 0:01:20.530 Who's married to the old guy. 0:01:21.220 --> 0:01:25.479 Yeah, but there's the gay couple, the thin guy with 0:01:25.500 --> 0:01:27.460 the ginger hair when they go to France. 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:27.720 Yeah. 0:01:28.540 --> 0:01:32.470 And he's, like, upset that, like, no one, like, people 0:01:32.510 --> 0:01:36.770 know he's American just from the way he, like, is 0:01:36.850 --> 0:01:40.290 walking and stuff. And then he, like, pretends to be French. 0:01:40.330 --> 0:01:41.090 Have you seen that before? 0:01:41.140 --> 0:01:41.230 No. 0:01:41.250 --> 0:01:41.660 It's great. 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:45.660 It's good physical comedy. It's kind of like Mr. Bean almost. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:45.899 Yeah, right. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:46.940 Like, he doesn't really say much. 0:01:46.980 --> 0:01:47.080 Like. 0:01:47.340 --> 0:01:49.220 They think he's French because he's looking at the menu 0:01:49.740 --> 0:01:52.410 and he just scoffs at stuff. They treat him as 0:01:52.470 --> 0:01:52.810 a local. 0:01:52.830 --> 0:01:53.070 It's good. 0:01:53.090 --> 0:01:55.570 My favourite thing about the show is that Phil Dunphy 0:01:56.010 --> 0:01:59.970 just is obviously a big goofball. But in the show, 0:01:59.990 --> 0:02:02.370 they've written it in so that he's like a chick magnet. 0:02:03.590 --> 0:02:06.160 He doesn't know he's a chick magnet. He's a bit 0:02:06.220 --> 0:02:09.420 goofy and women tend to flock to him. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:10.680 But he's a bit gooby. 0:02:10.700 --> 0:02:11.840 It is a funny sort of concept. 0:02:11.900 --> 0:02:12.040 Yeah. 0:02:15.450 --> 0:02:20.820 Anyway, enough about the television program, Modern Family. Enjoy the podcast. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:23.079 It might be a little shorter than usual. Off the 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:26.100 back of this, we'll explain why this Modern Family is 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:28.180 going to be running things a little differently over the 0:02:28.220 --> 0:02:30.910 next 48 hours. Just when you thought you'd seen it all, 0:02:31.250 --> 0:02:33.450 a baby has been born with a moustache. I thought 0:02:33.470 --> 0:02:33.790 it was AI. 0:02:33.970 --> 0:02:35.250 Are you jealous of the baby? 0:02:35.510 --> 0:02:37.130 I can grow a moustache, and you know that. I 0:02:37.169 --> 0:02:39.350 had a moustache for years. To be fair, I also 0:02:39.410 --> 0:02:41.370 had a Shannon Knoll flavour saver for a little bit, 0:02:41.389 --> 0:02:43.250 so you also know full well I can get that. 0:02:44.210 --> 0:02:45.529 All right, I'll give it to you. You can grow 0:02:45.550 --> 0:02:46.850 a better beard than a baby, mate. 0:02:47.490 --> 0:02:50.630 Morning, Adelaide. Enjoying the smell of your own brew there 0:02:50.650 --> 0:02:54.730 this morning, Ben Harvey. They make these little things like that. 0:02:55.070 --> 0:02:56.640 That's our first time hearing that, just like a. 0:02:57.540 --> 0:02:59.580 A throwaway break. 0:02:59.100 --> 0:03:01.139 From like a few weeks ago or whatever. And then 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:03.060 when he's like, I give it to you, mate. You 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:04.700 can grow a better beard than a baby. He started 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:05.519 laughing at himself. 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:07.650 It's just funny that you were trying to convince me 0:03:07.669 --> 0:03:09.209 that you can grow a better beard than a baby. 0:03:09.290 --> 0:03:11.730 No, I was a good sledge, to be fair. Like, 0:03:11.870 --> 0:03:14.329 it's fun working in this business. I suppose you don't 0:03:14.450 --> 0:03:16.850 normally get to check the tapes of conversations you have 0:03:16.870 --> 0:03:19.410 with your friends. Yep, he did get me there. That 0:03:19.460 --> 0:03:23.700 was a burn, confirmed. We've gone to the VAR assistant. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.500 And yep, yep, that is definitely what that was. 0:03:26.660 --> 0:03:28.240 Then again, someone should bring out an app with phones 0:03:28.260 --> 0:03:29.880 these days. We all know they listen to everything you say. 0:03:29.940 --> 0:03:31.639 You should just get, like, the Burn app, where it's 0:03:31.660 --> 0:03:33.780 like when you sledge a mate really good, you just 0:03:33.930 --> 0:03:34.970 get your phone up and go, save that one. 0:03:35.330 --> 0:03:37.730 Yeah, well, isn't that a thing now where, is it 0:03:37.770 --> 0:03:41.210 the new iPhone or the Apple Watch, you can play 0:03:41.250 --> 0:03:44.470 back the last 15, 20 seconds? Yeah, Apple Watch. Yeah, 0:03:44.510 --> 0:03:47.570 which is a bit horrifying. But, I mean, obviously, everything's 0:03:47.610 --> 0:03:49.450 listening to you all the time anyway. 0:03:49.470 --> 0:03:50.280 The iPhone, for sure. 0:03:50.750 --> 0:03:51.030 Yeah. 0:03:51.130 --> 0:03:52.240 Even your TV listens to you. 0:03:52.940 --> 0:03:57.080 Your TV listens to you. Yeah, bloody your clock. Um, 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:58.020 we've been listening. 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:00.280 If only your bloody husband started listening. 0:03:59.960 --> 0:04:01.440 To you, am I right? 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:02.160 Men are pigs. 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.559 They really are. Absolute pigs. Let's cut that up into 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:07.400 another one of those intros, I think. Um, you know, 0:04:07.420 --> 0:04:10.000 we've actually, we've got little microphones in your home and 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:10.810 we listen to you. 0:04:10.820 --> 0:04:11.290 We do, yeah. 0:04:11.310 --> 0:04:14.810 And we've heard you talking with your family about how 0:04:15.030 --> 0:04:17.110 you would love to go see Australian Crawl and Men 0:04:17.150 --> 0:04:20.530 at Work unite for a historic red hot summer tour at, um, 0:04:20.589 --> 0:04:22.930 You're all over the place, mate. And that's coming up 0:04:22.990 --> 0:04:25.570 at seven o'clock. We've also heard you. 0:04:25.580 --> 0:04:28.659 That was Liam having a run at doing the anchor's job. 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:29.060 No, no, no. 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:32.160 We've also heard, with another little microphone that we have 0:04:32.180 --> 0:04:34.740 in your bathroom, that you're also really excited for the 0:04:34.779 --> 0:04:37.460 Book of Mormon, which is playing at Adelaide's Festival Theatre 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.940 from the 19th of December through to the 7th of February. 0:04:40.050 --> 0:04:45.309 For tickets, you can visit thebookofmormonmusical.com.au. We're giving them away next. 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:48.380 Couple of tickets to give away this morning to the 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.190 Book of Mormon, and there is plenty of room on 0:04:51.210 --> 0:04:53.150 the phone lines. So if you've ever wanted to go 0:04:53.250 --> 0:04:56.990 see the amazing musical, The Book of Mormon, it's all 0:04:57.190 --> 0:04:59.810 created by the same guys, Matt and Trey, who made 0:04:59.830 --> 0:05:02.950 the South Park TV show. It's very funny. Highly recommend it. 0:05:03.250 --> 0:05:06.890 Call us right now, 131065. The way you win is 0:05:06.910 --> 0:05:08.349 by playing the 610 quiz. 0:05:08.850 --> 0:05:12.510 Susanna in Kensington Park, good morning. Now, I've heard you're 0:05:12.570 --> 0:05:14.640 a PT and you listen all the time, but you 0:05:14.660 --> 0:05:17.520 never play because your sessions start in like five minutes. 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:19.099 Yeah, that's exactly it. 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:19.880 Oh, right. 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:20.300 Okay. 0:05:20.339 --> 0:05:22.200 Well, let's see if we can win you these Book 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.040 of Mormon tickets in the next five minutes. 0:05:24.540 --> 0:05:25.360 That would be awesome. 0:05:25.620 --> 0:05:27.160 Do you do it at a gym or? 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:28.839 No, I'm an outdoor trainer. 0:05:28.900 --> 0:05:29.200 Oh, okay. 0:05:30.339 --> 0:05:33.320 Adelaide, so I'm heading off to Walkerville this morning. 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.680 Nice. You see those people in the park sometimes with 0:05:35.700 --> 0:05:38.400 the kettlebells. They're running up and down. They're doing their thing. 0:05:38.420 --> 0:05:39.479 Oh, is it good for you? 0:05:39.540 --> 0:05:40.040 Yeah. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.740 Do people in the park ever try and stumble in 0:05:42.779 --> 0:05:44.040 and try and join into the sessions? 0:05:44.870 --> 0:05:46.000 I should come and join us on morning. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.790 Oh, yeah. Well, I suppose we're at work now, but 0:05:50.070 --> 0:05:52.370 I could maybe bring a little mic down there. 0:05:52.490 --> 0:05:53.790 Do a little kettlebell. 0:05:54.540 --> 0:05:56.200 I don't know how it would work, but we can 0:05:56.220 --> 0:06:00.240 talk about this off air. Hey, the Christmas Beetle has 0:06:00.500 --> 0:06:04.940 won 2026 Insect of the Year. Congratulations. What famous band 0:06:05.620 --> 0:06:09.000 is named after an insect? Like the most famous band ever. Yep, 0:06:09.020 --> 0:06:13.190 you've done it. Daniel Radcliffe has said he probably won't 0:06:13.230 --> 0:06:17.830 be watching HBO's upcoming Harry Potter series. How many heads 0:06:17.970 --> 0:06:21.650 does Hagrid's dog Fluffy have in the films and books? 0:06:22.540 --> 0:06:23.460 I'm going to go three. 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:29.469 Yep, that's right. The outback town of Kingunya has become 0:06:29.550 --> 0:06:34.910 home to another big thing, the big fly swat. Famously, 0:06:34.990 --> 0:06:39.349 what have I removed from my sliding doors at home 0:06:39.430 --> 0:06:40.630 because I run lean? 0:06:42.420 --> 0:06:42.980 Because you what? 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:45.719 I run lean. I run lean. I took something off 0:06:45.740 --> 0:06:46.280 of my doors. 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:48.179 Oh, your fly wife. 0:06:48.220 --> 0:06:48.680 Yeah, yeah. 0:06:48.820 --> 0:06:51.300 That's right. Do you think that's a crazy thing to do, Susannah? 0:06:52.150 --> 0:06:54.120 Crazy. I think because they can't open your doors at 0:06:54.150 --> 0:06:56.400 night because you've, yeah, Maltese and flies and everything else. 0:06:56.460 --> 0:06:56.880 Ridiculous. 0:06:56.920 --> 0:07:00.700 Well, yeah. Well, if it's cool enough, it's not a problem, Susanna. 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.460 But yes, on a hotter day, you do want to 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:06.300 keep those doors closed. Otherwise, you're sharing the lounge room 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:10.160 with the flies. But it looks very sleek, the door now. 0:07:10.700 --> 0:07:13.790 It's a very modern, sleek door without a chunky fly 0:07:13.820 --> 0:07:18.090 screen annoying me. Hey, a man in Port Nalunga has 0:07:18.150 --> 0:07:20.670 survived a great white shark attack by poking it in 0:07:20.710 --> 0:07:23.150 the eye. Incredible story. Can you give us your best 0:07:23.230 --> 0:07:24.010 Jaws theme? 0:07:24.430 --> 0:07:25.570 Love it. 0:07:25.610 --> 0:07:27.830 That's your best. 0:07:27.990 --> 0:07:30.790 You gave us the crescendo as well, which I like, 0:07:30.810 --> 0:07:33.050 because we don't have time here. You've got a session 0:07:33.090 --> 0:07:36.550 that starts in just under three minutes. Olivia Deen has 0:07:36.590 --> 0:07:39.790 been named Artist of the Year by Apple Music. Can 0:07:39.810 --> 0:07:42.570 you please finish these Olivia Deen lyrics? 0:07:42.750 --> 0:07:47.150 Call me wonderful Whatever the type of talk it is 0:07:47.250 --> 0:07:53.530 Come on then I gotta know you're meant to beat them. 0:07:53.830 --> 0:07:59.300 Wow. She's got pipes. She's got brains. She's got brawn. 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:02.520 She's a PT. She does it all. Susanna, congratulations. 0:08:03.140 --> 0:08:04.060 What are you doing? 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:05.620 And I was like, I've just won tickets for the 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:06.310 Book of Mormon. 0:08:06.370 --> 0:08:07.750 Yeah, well done. 0:08:07.770 --> 0:08:10.010 Yeah, good on you. Well, you've nailed that. Yeah, you're 0:08:10.030 --> 0:08:12.210 off to Book of Mormon. Hey, look, if you're ever 0:08:13.290 --> 0:08:15.290 running early enough for a session again, please give us 0:08:15.310 --> 0:08:16.750 another buzz and have another crack. I will. 0:08:17.070 --> 0:08:17.930 I absolutely will. 0:08:17.970 --> 0:08:18.610 Thanks, guys, so much. 0:08:18.630 --> 0:08:20.230 Good on you, Susanna. We'll let you go. 0:08:20.330 --> 0:08:20.950 Thank you. 0:08:21.210 --> 0:08:24.010 Also, because that's the first time she's called, of course, 0:08:24.030 --> 0:08:26.890 she's already a bronze member in the Penelope loyalty program. 0:08:27.270 --> 0:08:29.150 I think we give her a little upgrade, Liam, because 0:08:29.170 --> 0:08:30.850 she had a good vibe. Let's make her silver. 0:08:30.910 --> 0:08:33.410 Yeah, you're now silver in the loyalty club, Susanna. And 0:08:33.470 --> 0:08:36.449 big news as well for people at the top of 0:08:36.470 --> 0:08:39.430 the heap, the other end of the loyalty program. We 0:08:39.460 --> 0:08:41.740 have some very exciting things coming up this morning. 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:42.840 We're talking God to you. 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:47.720 Ben, I have a challenge for you. I love challenges. 0:08:48.179 --> 0:08:51.340 This could be a cool radio challenge. So at one 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:55.220 of the local pubs in the area, I noticed this poster. 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:55.680 Mm-hmm. 0:08:56.130 --> 0:08:59.930 At the Archer Pub, and it's a Guinness promotion they're 0:08:59.950 --> 0:09:00.650 running at the moment. 0:09:00.710 --> 0:09:00.950 Right. 0:09:01.850 --> 0:09:04.530 And I'm a fan of the brand. 0:09:05.050 --> 0:09:06.010 You're partial to a Guinness. 0:09:06.290 --> 0:09:10.229 I love a creamer or two. So they've got this 0:09:10.730 --> 0:09:15.840 awesome long-sleeved Guinness football kit, and then there's this green 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.079 hat with the Harp logo on it. And I'm going 0:09:18.100 --> 0:09:20.439 to be a hat guy this summer. I really want that. 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:24.470 And then there's a nice Guinness pin. And it's... And 0:09:24.530 --> 0:09:26.330 it's one in eight wins. 0:09:26.710 --> 0:09:27.070 Right. 0:09:27.350 --> 0:09:28.550 So I was thinking. 0:09:28.890 --> 0:09:29.170 Yeah. 0:09:30.290 --> 0:09:33.460 You and I after the show, four each. 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:34.200 Right. 0:09:34.540 --> 0:09:36.360 Or we drink till we win. 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:38.579 Hang on. So you buy Guinness. 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:38.959 Mm-hmm. 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:40.840 Then they give you a. 0:09:41.300 --> 0:09:42.060 It's one in eight wins. 0:09:42.100 --> 0:09:44.330 But what do they give you? Do they give you 0:09:44.350 --> 0:09:45.370 like a little thing and you rip it open? 0:09:45.410 --> 0:09:48.630 I think so. What does it say? Purchase any two 0:09:48.690 --> 0:09:50.400 Guinness to share for your chance to win. So, if 0:09:50.460 --> 0:09:52.640 I was there by myself, I'd be having to go double. Like, 0:09:52.700 --> 0:09:54.040 to be in it to win it, I'd have to 0:09:54.140 --> 0:09:55.579 go two at a time. I think normally the way 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:56.970 it works, you buy two. 0:09:57.130 --> 0:09:57.410 Yes. 0:09:57.470 --> 0:09:58.530 They give you a scratchy card. 0:09:58.790 --> 0:09:59.030 Yeah. 0:09:59.190 --> 0:09:59.969 And you may win something. 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:03.120 Well and one in eight wins the guernsey the pin 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:04.380 and the hat. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:08.240 It's kind of either or so i'm glad you brought 0:10:08.260 --> 0:10:12.230 this point up right um to do it honestly yes 0:10:12.910 --> 0:10:14.990 We probably need to have 24 creamers. 0:10:15.309 --> 0:10:15.609 Yeah. 0:10:15.809 --> 0:10:16.530 A dozen each. 0:10:16.650 --> 0:10:18.840 If one in eight wins... Well, I want to collect 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:20.240 the whole set. You need the whole set, so you've 0:10:20.260 --> 0:10:22.020 got to do that three times. You're right. 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:28.200 So, 23... Yeah, it's... 12 each. 12 each. To guarantee, mathematically, 0:10:28.220 --> 0:10:31.290 and I think the math checks out of that, that 0:10:31.350 --> 0:10:34.990 I win the promotional pin, Guernsey, and hat. 0:10:35.110 --> 0:10:35.350 Right. 0:10:35.390 --> 0:10:39.650 Now, I know... I mean, especially since kids probably don't 0:10:39.690 --> 0:10:40.290 drink as much. 0:10:40.450 --> 0:10:41.330 Don't really drink, no. 0:10:41.350 --> 0:10:42.010 Don't really drink. 0:10:42.230 --> 0:10:45.070 Like I do. I'm not drinking, but I. 0:10:45.050 --> 0:10:47.950 Don't really drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:10:48.309 --> 0:10:51.290 So I don't know how I'd go after 12 pints 0:10:51.350 --> 0:10:51.790 of Guinness. 0:10:52.929 --> 0:10:53.250 Yeah. 0:10:53.630 --> 0:10:55.210 But there's a chance we could get it before that. 0:10:55.230 --> 0:10:56.270 We could get the pin quicker. 0:10:56.290 --> 0:10:58.429 There's also a chance we could go over. 0:10:58.670 --> 0:11:00.380 And this is the thing. If it's a radio thing, 0:11:00.390 --> 0:11:03.569 I'm assuming we could use the work card. great idea. 0:11:03.630 --> 0:11:08.250 Because realistically, it's radio content. 0:11:08.350 --> 0:11:08.530 Yeah. 0:11:08.690 --> 0:11:11.230 I think that would be hard to argue doing it 0:11:11.250 --> 0:11:14.290 for the show. I, for the sake of content, will 0:11:14.350 --> 0:11:17.030 drink 12 creamers with you, my friend. Are we allowed 0:11:17.050 --> 0:11:19.750 to do it on air? That probably breaches. 0:11:19.410 --> 0:11:19.930 All the codes. 0:11:19.950 --> 0:11:21.490 Yeah, no, I think as long as it's before 6.30. 0:11:21.490 --> 0:11:27.960 Or as in you have... Like the codes, I think, 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:29.860 don't apply to like... Oh, yeah, right. I'm pretty sure. 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:30.750 So you just have to finish 12 before 6.30. 0:11:30.740 --> 0:11:31.100 Hey, Producer Bell. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:34.500 Are you listening to this break? 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:35.300 I don't even think she's listening. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:35.880 She's not listening. 0:11:35.900 --> 0:11:37.900 They're not even listening. They're doing their own radio show 0:11:37.940 --> 0:11:39.220 in there. This is what they do. This is what 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:41.980 Bell and Steph do. They have conversations with themselves that 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.540 are more interesting, inevitably, than the ones we have in 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:44.820 my head. 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.140 What were you talking about that's so important? 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:47.000 Sorry? 0:11:47.210 --> 0:11:50.610 What were you talking about that's so important? I don't 0:11:50.630 --> 0:11:52.670 know if you guys have seen. 0:11:52.990 --> 0:11:57.630 We got an email. We're doing a team brunch on Friday, apparently. 0:11:58.230 --> 0:11:59.670 Were you not listening to the break we just did? Oh, 0:11:59.690 --> 0:11:59.969 my gosh. 0:11:59.990 --> 0:12:00.110 Well. 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:03.920 What about Guinness, mate? I don't care. You've got to 0:12:03.940 --> 0:12:06.020 arrange the company card for our special radio challenge. 0:12:06.140 --> 0:12:08.140 Yeah, we're going to go drink 24 Guinness on the 0:12:08.179 --> 0:12:08.660 company card. 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:11.640 When you say we, do I have to drink Guinness? Well, actually, 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:14.670 to be fair, if everyone wanted to drink responsibly, it 0:12:14.690 --> 0:12:18.550 would help if there was more people involved. Steph can't. 0:12:18.570 --> 0:12:22.810 She's gluten free. 0:12:22.850 --> 0:12:24.030 She said she'll time. 0:12:24.050 --> 0:12:24.809 Okay. 0:12:24.890 --> 0:12:25.809 All right. Bell you in. 0:12:27.130 --> 0:12:29.660 I'll come and drink some Guinness, mate. That means eight each. 0:12:30.140 --> 0:12:34.540 Wicked. That's actually easy. This is an early little team 0:12:34.580 --> 0:12:36.059 Christmas party. I like this. 0:12:37.380 --> 0:12:41.319 Liam, I was a very proud dad yesterday. My son, Freddie, 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:45.439 three years old. He's been really wanting to make a friend. 0:12:45.460 --> 0:12:49.140 I remember you said that recently you went to Bunnings 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:50.640 and he asked if you could play and he was 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:52.680 asking that girl if she wanted to be a friend. 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.260 She said no. He ran back to you. He said, 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:56.160 what do I do now? 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:58.439 Yeah. Then he went back to her again and said, 0:12:59.059 --> 0:13:01.080 what's your name? And she said, no. 0:13:01.660 --> 0:13:02.100 That's rough. 0:13:02.140 --> 0:13:03.880 And then just hit the slide. 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:04.819 Yeah. 0:13:04.860 --> 0:13:05.780 It's kind of sick from her. 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:07.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:13:07.870 --> 0:13:10.250 And, you know, so he's all about making a friend. 0:13:10.270 --> 0:13:13.530 He really wants to make one. Doesn't do childcare or 0:13:13.570 --> 0:13:17.570 that kind of thing. So he's not exposed to other 0:13:17.590 --> 0:13:20.410 kids other than his cousins, really. And then there's kids 0:13:20.450 --> 0:13:22.710 at the playground. Yeah. And so he's been really wanting 0:13:22.730 --> 0:13:24.970 to make a friend that isn't his cousin. And so 0:13:25.010 --> 0:13:26.790 when you, if you haven't got kids, you got to 0:13:26.809 --> 0:13:30.490 remember that with a child, and I'm learning this as 0:13:30.550 --> 0:13:33.530 a father with a three-year-old, everything is new to them. 0:13:33.670 --> 0:13:36.730 Like you have to go, everything is square one. So 0:13:37.350 --> 0:13:39.310 when he says to me, I want to make a friend, 0:13:39.610 --> 0:13:42.170 you have to go back to the absolute basics of like, okay, 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:46.580 so you have to go over to them and say, hi. Ideally, 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:49.199 you ask what their name is. You tell them your name. 0:13:49.740 --> 0:13:51.160 And then you say, do you want to play with me? 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:53.710 If they say no, that's okay. If they say yes, 0:13:54.110 --> 0:13:54.510 you're on. 0:13:55.070 --> 0:13:57.870 You move on. I mean, you really mentioned back to 0:13:57.890 --> 0:14:02.150 the basics there. We went to Adelaide United together on Sunday, 0:14:02.929 --> 0:14:05.290 and he had an ice cream, and he decided to 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:08.180 go cone first. He started eating it from the bottom, 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:12.300 which is a wild move. But maybe he just hasn't 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:14.340 eaten much ice cream before. 0:14:14.380 --> 0:14:14.660 I don't know. 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:15.360 It was a crazy move. 0:14:15.380 --> 0:14:15.700 I was like, what? 0:14:15.740 --> 0:14:17.470 What are you doing? You're a madman. 0:14:18.380 --> 0:14:21.670 And so we were at the playground yesterday and there 0:14:21.770 --> 0:14:26.110 was another girl there who I think she was three 0:14:26.130 --> 0:14:29.790 because she was the same size as Freddy. And Freddy said, 0:14:30.070 --> 0:14:32.530 and Freddy's been really getting into Pokemon lately, which is 0:14:32.570 --> 0:14:35.110 awesome because I love Pokemon. And he's got these little 0:14:35.990 --> 0:14:40.150 Pokeballs and they're like plastic. And then when you throw 0:14:40.210 --> 0:14:42.510 them and they hit the ground, they open up and 0:14:42.530 --> 0:14:44.570 you can get these little plastic Pokemon in there. That's cool. 0:14:44.690 --> 0:14:46.570 So when you throw it, the Pokemon pops out. It's 0:14:46.590 --> 0:14:48.730 a cool toy. And so we got him those and 0:14:48.750 --> 0:14:51.950 he has them clipped to his belt as he like 0:14:51.990 --> 0:14:55.150 walks around the park with Pokeballs on his belt wanting 0:14:55.170 --> 0:14:56.350 to be a Pokemon master. 0:14:56.370 --> 0:14:57.820 Ready to fire a squirtle at someone. 0:14:57.860 --> 0:14:58.050 Yeah. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:00.560 And so he said, Daddy, I want to make a friend. 0:15:00.820 --> 0:15:02.620 Can I go talk to that girl? I said, sure, 0:15:02.660 --> 0:15:06.640 let's go. And so he went over there and he said, hi. 0:15:07.100 --> 0:15:07.320 Hi. 0:15:08.230 --> 0:15:09.530 And she looked a bit like a deer in the 0:15:09.570 --> 0:15:12.850 headlights because he was very forward. Like, you know, he 0:15:12.890 --> 0:15:15.440 wasn't like kind of waiting and tiptoeing around, which is 0:15:15.460 --> 0:15:17.300 also creepy, but he just went straight over to her 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:18.180 and said, do you want to play with me? 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:18.660 Yeah. 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:20.520 And she was a bit like a deer in the headlights. 0:15:20.700 --> 0:15:21.920 And then he turned to me and said, daddy, she 0:15:22.180 --> 0:15:24.120 doesn't want to be my friend. And I said, no, 0:15:24.220 --> 0:15:26.820 I just, I said, maybe just try again. Maybe ask 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:30.020 what her name is. And then he turned around and said, 0:15:30.060 --> 0:15:34.280 what's your name? And she said, Bella. And then he said, hi, Sadoa. 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:36.720 Nailed it. 0:15:36.820 --> 0:15:37.230 Nailed it. 0:15:37.260 --> 0:15:38.840 And then she said, hi. And then he said, do 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.580 you want to play with me? And then she said, okay. 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:42.100 We love that. 0:15:42.180 --> 0:15:45.540 And then he got a pokeball, right, off his belt, 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:48.500 gave her a pokeball, and started teaching her how to 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:48.870 throw it. 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:50.420 Would have blown her mind. 0:15:50.450 --> 0:15:51.550 It was really cute. 0:15:51.650 --> 0:15:52.290 I love that. 0:15:52.310 --> 0:15:52.530 Yeah. 0:15:53.010 --> 0:15:57.330 And so he's learnt from Bunnings. You know, he's fallen down, 0:15:57.350 --> 0:16:00.090 dusted himself off after the girl said no and hit 0:16:00.110 --> 0:16:03.130 the slide and never saw her again. And now he's 0:16:03.150 --> 0:16:06.060 got a real friend. So how does it, I mean, 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.700 will they ever see each other again? Did you connect 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:09.860 with the parent and you said, oh. 0:16:09.900 --> 0:16:12.820 Yeah, you live in the area? No, no, no, didn't 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:13.300 do any of that. 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:16.460 Hey, they'll always have the Pokeballs. 0:16:15.980 --> 0:16:18.140 In the park, huh? 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:24.100 Ben, do you know where King Gunya is? 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:25.720 No, I don't. 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:29.920 Well, it's about to be put on the map, okay? 0:16:29.940 --> 0:16:32.730 There is only 13 residents in King Gunya. It is 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:37.660 a small South Australian town. But they have a new 0:16:38.260 --> 0:16:39.280 big thing. 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:39.979 Love that. 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:44.460 Recently, Mildura had the big raisin, big sultana. It does 0:16:44.500 --> 0:16:46.940 look a bit like a poo. Yep. We've got the 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:49.040 big potato in South Australia, which does also look like 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:52.820 a big poo. But they've obviously learned from other people's 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:58.600 mistakes of big things looking like big poos. And they've got... 0:16:58.660 --> 0:17:02.020 I suppose you could argue sort of poo-related, but nothing 0:17:02.060 --> 0:17:04.419 to do with... It doesn't look like that at all. 0:17:04.830 --> 0:17:06.590 There's a lot of flies in the town, as you 0:17:06.609 --> 0:17:08.670 can imagine. It's sort of in the middle of nowhere. 0:17:09.550 --> 0:17:12.690 And they've gone, and I like this. It's cheeky. They've 0:17:12.750 --> 0:17:15.670 gone just a big fly swat, and it's a whopping 0:17:15.950 --> 0:17:18.830 fly swat. It's absolutely massive. It looks like the size 0:17:18.869 --> 0:17:21.480 of a truck, and there's a little fly on the 0:17:21.540 --> 0:17:24.119 end of it. And I liked how they had this fellow, Jethro, 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:27.590 who he's from the town, and he actually made it, 0:17:27.859 --> 0:17:29.619 and they interviewed him on the news. 0:17:29.910 --> 0:17:31.810 I was pretty excited when they asked me, like, you know, 0:17:32.109 --> 0:17:35.020 something in a country town and asking me, of all people, 0:17:35.060 --> 0:17:36.800 in the middle of nowhere as well, to try and 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:39.360 make it. I had a company in Adelaide that I use, APS, 0:17:39.500 --> 0:17:42.300 Adelaide Profile Service, and they've got a big CNC machine, 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:44.659 so I actually sent through drawings to them. So I 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:46.300 asked them if they could cut it out of 40mm 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:48.200 plate with their CNC machine, and they said, yeah, yeah, 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:49.370 you should be able to do it, which I did 0:17:49.390 --> 0:17:51.109 do it, but the guys said, oh, I tested out 0:17:51.130 --> 0:17:54.389 their machine, because it was over 700 holes, they cut through. 0:17:54.230 --> 0:17:57.570 40mm plate, and it's solid steel, so it'll last a 0:17:57.590 --> 0:18:00.660 long time. I love how technically you got, it's like 0:18:00.700 --> 0:18:02.880 the classic, you know, you speak to like tradie dudes like, yeah, 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:06.109 it's CNC, yeah, it's 40 mil, it's, you know, it's, yeah. 0:18:06.510 --> 0:18:08.750 I love the idea of like, and we've done some 0:18:08.770 --> 0:18:11.170 stuff sometimes like with the news and things where they're like, hey, 0:18:11.230 --> 0:18:14.230 so we just need a soundbite for the 6pm news. 0:18:14.250 --> 0:18:15.830 So just need like, like it's just a sentence. 0:18:15.950 --> 0:18:17.070 It was a real honor to be able to make 0:18:17.090 --> 0:18:17.770 the big fly spot. 0:18:17.980 --> 0:18:19.740 All right, you ready, Jethro? And go. 0:18:19.820 --> 0:18:23.300 Yeah, it's CMC, custom steel plating. You'd know, you know, 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:27.090 the AMC, they've got 40 holes on there. She's 40 0:18:27.090 --> 0:18:30.030 mil wide, but she weighs about three tons. Of course, 0:18:30.050 --> 0:18:33.649 you know, you have to reinforce that with steel. You 0:18:33.670 --> 0:18:35.030 actually get it from another company. 0:18:35.290 --> 0:18:38.010 All right, Jethro, wrap it up, mate. Wrap it up, Jethro. 0:18:38.030 --> 0:18:40.090 Just the measurements on that one quickly. 0:18:40.390 --> 0:18:47.119 Hey, we'd love to know on 131065... Did you sign 0:18:47.140 --> 0:18:47.840 a prenup? 0:18:54.020 --> 0:18:59.439 Because the most expensive divorce in history could be on 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:03.180 the cards. You might have heard this. The CEO of NVIDIA, 0:19:03.859 --> 0:19:06.260 Jensen Huang, the biggest company in the world, they do 0:19:06.320 --> 0:19:09.820 computer chips for basically everything, very much in the AI world. 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:12.419 You've got a phone or a computer, you've given Jensen 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:12.820 some money. 0:19:13.180 --> 0:19:18.200 You have. He has had an affair with a Chinese spy. 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:19.860 Not a great week for Jensen. 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:21.100 He didn't know I was a spy. 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:25.460 No, well, they don't tell you. But it's also sad 0:19:25.480 --> 0:19:27.369 for his wife of more than 40 years. 0:19:27.390 --> 0:19:30.010 They've been married since 85. 0:19:30.010 --> 0:19:35.670 Before he was a squillionaire. The company is literally worth trillions. 0:19:36.190 --> 0:19:40.389 Not millions, trillions. It's sort of mind-boggling. But they live 0:19:40.410 --> 0:19:43.600 in California, and she is entitled to 50%, so I 0:19:43.640 --> 0:19:45.840 don't know if they will get divorced, but if they do, 0:19:47.630 --> 0:19:55.260 she's walking away with $ 87 billion. Not million, billion. And yeah, 0:19:55.300 --> 0:19:59.540 they don't have a prenup. We're both married, also don't 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:04.139 have prenups. I personally feel it's a little one foot in, 0:20:04.240 --> 0:20:05.180 one foot out, don't you think? 0:20:05.460 --> 0:20:09.740 Yeah, you don't feel like you're fully... committed to your 0:20:09.780 --> 0:20:13.320 significant other because if you get the prenup signed in 0:20:13.340 --> 0:20:15.090 the back of your head you're saying even you know 0:20:15.109 --> 0:20:16.429 and you might deny this if you have one but 0:20:16.450 --> 0:20:19.450 you're you're saying well just in case this doesn't work. 0:20:19.369 --> 0:20:22.209 Out but like that shouldn't be in your head no. 0:20:22.550 --> 0:20:24.010 Don't marry if you don't marry the person if you 0:20:24.030 --> 0:20:25.310 don't think you're actually gonna spend the rest of your 0:20:25.330 --> 0:20:26.570 life with them Naz. 0:20:26.910 --> 0:20:29.510 In the newsroom, you know, Ben and I are only, 0:20:29.590 --> 0:20:31.730 you know, we've been with our partners for over a decade, 0:20:31.750 --> 0:20:34.369 but only married for a few years. You're married for 0:20:34.369 --> 0:20:35.129 13 years now, right? 0:20:35.350 --> 0:20:37.389 Yes, 13 years. Yeah, we don't have a prenup. I 0:20:37.410 --> 0:20:40.410 just assume prenups are associated with people that are rich 0:20:40.430 --> 0:20:43.370 and certainly don't earn enough money. 0:20:43.710 --> 0:20:45.490 Like a rapper type thing. And you know what? I 0:20:45.530 --> 0:20:48.879 suppose if someone is like the heir to like a 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:52.389 billion dollar fortune... Yeah, you'd want to... Maybe their family 0:20:52.430 --> 0:20:54.130 would make them get it or something. I don't know. Like, 0:20:54.170 --> 0:20:55.070 maybe it's a bit of a thing. 0:20:55.310 --> 0:20:58.429 I mean, if I split with my husband now and 0:20:58.470 --> 0:21:02.280 then I met someone else after, I'd get a prenup. 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:02.840 Oh, you would? 0:21:02.980 --> 0:21:03.320 You would? 0:21:03.560 --> 0:21:05.889 I would after that because I'd want to protect what 0:21:05.930 --> 0:21:06.750 I have for my kids. 0:21:07.350 --> 0:21:13.149 Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, look, if 0:21:13.170 --> 0:21:16.490 you've got one, I mean, you know, we've said our piece, but. 0:21:16.530 --> 0:21:18.210 It's easy for us, though, to sit here and say 0:21:18.250 --> 0:21:20.189 that we haven't got them and that we wouldn't get them. 0:21:20.369 --> 0:21:20.609 Yeah. 0:21:20.690 --> 0:21:22.889 But there is obviously always context to your story, so 0:21:22.910 --> 0:21:25.210 I'm curious if people have got them for different reasons. 0:21:25.490 --> 0:21:28.600 And, you know, as we said, I think that's the vibe. 0:21:28.619 --> 0:21:32.420 It's like, maybe, is that a thing for rappers and millionaires? 0:21:32.460 --> 0:21:32.720 I don't know. 0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:38.490 131065, if you have a prenup, and you've got the 0:21:38.530 --> 0:21:41.450 reasons why, we'd love to hear from you this morning. 0:21:41.530 --> 0:21:44.209 Or maybe if your relationship broke down and you had 0:21:44.230 --> 0:21:45.700 a prenup, and you're like, oh my God, thank God 0:21:45.840 --> 0:21:48.100 we had it, because it would have got messy without, 0:21:48.140 --> 0:21:48.359 you know? 0:21:48.480 --> 0:21:50.459 And you know what? If you share your story for 0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:52.000 this one, if you tell us about how you have 0:21:52.040 --> 0:21:53.980 a prenup, well, then you're also going to be able 0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:56.300 to add into your prenup that you have a ninja 0:21:56.320 --> 0:21:56.960 slushy twist. 0:21:56.980 --> 0:21:58.460 Well, no, no, no, no. You wouldn't put that in. 0:21:58.780 --> 0:22:00.080 We'd do that off the books. We'd put that in 0:22:00.109 --> 0:22:02.650 your mum's name or something, so then that dirty dog 0:22:02.690 --> 0:22:09.450 can't take you for your ninja slushy max valued at $ 5, 900. 0:22:06.450 --> 0:22:08.990 No, this one, mate. This one's $ 699. 0:22:08.570 --> 0:22:09.030 Bloody hell. 0:22:09.130 --> 0:22:11.609 Double the flavors. Double the fun. 0:22:11.730 --> 0:22:12.040 Yeah. 0:22:12.300 --> 0:22:14.980 Slush two drinks at the same time and twist them 0:22:15.020 --> 0:22:18.600 together for endless creations with the Ninja Slushy Twist. 0:22:18.619 --> 0:22:19.060 Wowee. 0:22:19.100 --> 0:22:22.420 Valued at $ 699. If you want to win it, we 0:22:22.720 --> 0:22:26.119 just want to know, have you signed a prenup 131065? 0:22:26.119 --> 0:22:30.890 Your dang ex-husband Derek ain't getting a double fist slushy. 0:22:31.090 --> 0:22:31.850 That's for sure. 0:22:32.390 --> 0:22:35.610 Caitlin in Marion joins us now. This is your parents. 0:22:35.670 --> 0:22:36.179 They got one. 0:22:36.810 --> 0:22:39.070 Yeah, my parents got a prenup. Right. 0:22:39.109 --> 0:22:41.149 And we were saying, you know, is it, you know, 0:22:41.170 --> 0:22:44.070 because there's a lot of money at stake. Was that 0:22:44.109 --> 0:22:45.790 the deal? Was there a bit of a power imbalance 0:22:45.810 --> 0:22:48.450 or were they just regular Joe blows that thought, you know, 0:22:48.530 --> 0:22:50.210 just in case this doesn't work out, we want to 0:22:50.250 --> 0:22:51.270 protect our assets. 0:22:51.890 --> 0:22:53.850 Yeah, pretty much just regular people. 0:22:54.130 --> 0:22:56.260 Got nothing really that great. 0:22:56.910 --> 0:22:57.990 And Caitlin, are you married? 0:22:58.820 --> 0:22:59.119 No. 0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:01.800 And so when you do get married, if that's something 0:23:01.840 --> 0:23:03.720 you want to do, will you get a prenup? 0:23:05.660 --> 0:23:06.600 Probably not. 0:23:07.010 --> 0:23:07.609 Yeah. 0:23:07.770 --> 0:23:09.649 I mean, are your parents still together, perchards? 0:23:10.170 --> 0:23:13.130 No, they're divorced, which probably was a good thing for 0:23:13.170 --> 0:23:13.890 them at the end. 0:23:14.630 --> 0:23:16.750 How long did they stay married? 0:23:16.770 --> 0:23:18.469 I think they were. 0:23:18.330 --> 0:23:22.320 Married for 17 years or together for 17 years. 0:23:22.359 --> 0:23:23.180 Not quite sure. 0:23:23.760 --> 0:23:25.300 Yeah, right. Okay. 0:23:25.320 --> 0:23:28.200 I wonder if there was a direct correlation to an 0:23:28.920 --> 0:23:31.609 increase in prenups around the time Gold Digger came out. 0:23:33.430 --> 0:23:34.210 I learnt about it. 0:23:34.300 --> 0:23:34.560 Yeah. 0:23:35.540 --> 0:23:36.800 I can remember Googling it. 0:23:37.080 --> 0:23:37.820 Yeah, what is that? 0:23:37.980 --> 0:23:39.760 It's something you need to have, apparently. 0:23:40.580 --> 0:23:43.620 Thanks, Caitlin. James in Harndorf, you've signed the prenup. 0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:45.199 Yes, I have. 0:23:45.380 --> 0:23:47.960 Oh, right. And so was this your partner that wanted 0:23:48.010 --> 0:23:50.210 to do it? Was it something that you wanted to do? 0:23:50.230 --> 0:23:55.570 It was more so my partner's parents wanted it to 0:23:55.750 --> 0:23:58.270 be signed before we tried to not. 0:23:59.020 --> 0:24:02.399 And now, are they a wealthy family or something like that? 0:24:03.859 --> 0:24:07.810 Yeah, they've got a bit of money. So I think 0:24:08.990 --> 0:24:11.350 maybe it was a concern of theirs, but we've been 0:24:11.369 --> 0:24:12.850 together 10 years now. 0:24:13.170 --> 0:24:15.040 And how did you take it, James, when your partner said, 0:24:15.150 --> 0:24:15.820 I want a prenup? 0:24:17.560 --> 0:24:20.580 To me, it's a nothing thing because I don't see it. 0:24:21.460 --> 0:24:23.480 splitting up i didn't have the intentions then i don't 0:24:23.780 --> 0:24:25.619 have those intentions now so to me it's just a 0:24:25.640 --> 0:24:27.280 piece of paper it doesn't really mean much. 0:24:27.380 --> 0:24:28.940 Yeah it's also a good way to frame it i 0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:30.859 suppose from your side of the fence because you're saying 0:24:30.900 --> 0:24:34.300 well you know i am not in this to take 0:24:34.320 --> 0:24:36.320 your money so therefore i don't really care i am 0:24:36.359 --> 0:24:37.619 happy to sign it because i don't care about the 0:24:37.660 --> 0:24:38.240 money and i. 0:24:38.240 --> 0:24:40.320 Suppose that that's a different thing like i suppose yeah 0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:43.320 like you know us going into it's not like we 0:24:43.820 --> 0:24:47.200 one party necessarily it's as like a wealthy family or 0:24:47.220 --> 0:24:49.310 something like that or like i get how like i 0:24:49.530 --> 0:24:51.500 don't know some of those things it's probably like There's 0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:53.960 family pressure to do things like that. 0:24:54.670 --> 0:24:58.070 Thanks, James. Todd joins us now. You're about to sign 0:24:58.090 --> 0:24:58.850 a prenup. 0:24:59.770 --> 0:25:02.209 Good morning, Ben. Yes, I am about to sign a prenup. 0:25:02.330 --> 0:25:03.030 How are you feeling? 0:25:03.050 --> 0:25:08.750 I feel fine. It's okay. I understand why my fiancé 0:25:08.810 --> 0:25:09.790 would like me to sign one. 0:25:10.730 --> 0:25:11.750 Do you mind telling us why? 0:25:11.770 --> 0:25:15.479 My fiancé has lived in our house for 26 years. 0:25:17.440 --> 0:25:19.320 We've also bought our house next door together. 0:25:19.340 --> 0:25:19.899 Okay. 0:25:20.380 --> 0:25:24.850 And we are about to sell both properties to buy 0:25:24.869 --> 0:25:29.550 a bit of a vineyard, orchard and sell a door. 0:25:29.869 --> 0:25:30.389 Yeah. 0:25:30.490 --> 0:25:34.170 And we're about to invest a million dollars into this property. 0:25:34.470 --> 0:25:37.680 And she has asked me to sign one because she 0:25:37.740 --> 0:25:38.920 bought her house 26 years ago. 0:25:38.940 --> 0:25:39.060 Yeah. 0:25:40.500 --> 0:25:41.919 They have a future for our children. 0:25:41.980 --> 0:25:43.790 Yeah, no, I get what's kind of like what Maz 0:25:43.830 --> 0:25:45.929 was saying, I suppose. It's like when there's like the 0:25:45.970 --> 0:25:48.109 kids involved and that sort of thing. And yeah, it 0:25:48.130 --> 0:25:51.409 is like, and obviously like, you know, things aren't going 0:25:51.430 --> 0:25:53.929 to go sour, sour grapes, if you will, vineyard. It's 0:25:53.950 --> 0:25:58.520 a bit, it's a wine joke. But yeah, I suppose. 0:25:58.800 --> 0:25:59.300 We got him. 0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:00.720 We cut him back. 0:26:00.780 --> 0:26:01.460 We cut him back. 0:26:01.500 --> 0:26:03.500 But, you know, I get that when there's like, you know, 0:26:03.540 --> 0:26:06.600 you're obviously adults. You're getting into this relationship a little 0:26:06.619 --> 0:26:09.560 bit later in life. So there's kids and there's other 0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:12.320 things to worry about, which I entirely get. And especially 0:26:12.340 --> 0:26:14.290 when there's like a big business involved as well. And, 0:26:14.619 --> 0:26:16.050 you know, there's a lot on the line. 0:26:16.090 --> 0:26:19.949 Todd, she might have a million dollars to invest in 0:26:19.970 --> 0:26:23.990 this orchard. But what she doesn't have, and that you do, 0:26:24.670 --> 0:26:28.050 is a ninja slushy twist worth $ 700. 0:26:27.390 --> 0:26:28.139 Oh, wicked. 0:26:28.480 --> 0:26:30.260 Yeah, I know. 0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:32.140 We can put it in a cousin's name or something 0:26:32.160 --> 0:26:33.399 if you want. If you want to keep it off 0:26:33.420 --> 0:26:36.460 the books, Uncle Ben and Liam will look after you. 0:26:36.520 --> 0:26:37.869 You don't need to worry about that. 0:26:37.890 --> 0:26:41.470 Good on you, Todd. Thanks for calling. Very exciting on 0:26:41.530 --> 0:26:44.490 this Wednesday morning. We don't talk about it too much, 0:26:44.590 --> 0:26:53.280 but Liam, we need to talk about this. Yeah, that's right. 0:26:53.359 --> 0:26:55.939 It is the highest possible tier in the Ben and 0:26:55.960 --> 0:26:58.660 Liam loyalty program, which is a program we have much 0:26:58.680 --> 0:27:03.810 like an airline to reward frequent listeners. So there's crumb tier, 0:27:03.850 --> 0:27:06.290 which you get banished to the crumb realm if you've 0:27:06.310 --> 0:27:10.350 done something wrong. Thankfully, no one's ever done that. We 0:27:10.369 --> 0:27:13.070 also have the Bone White Spook tier, which went to 0:27:13.109 --> 0:27:15.880 one particular listener who just really loved our haunted house. 0:27:16.460 --> 0:27:19.120 They're the kind of niche ones. You don't really hear 0:27:19.140 --> 0:27:21.540 about them too often. If you're listening right now, you've 0:27:21.680 --> 0:27:24.430 heard about this for the first time, congratulations, you're already bronze, 0:27:24.450 --> 0:27:27.250 so you're entitled to a complimentary custom digital bronze plated cards. 0:27:28.180 --> 0:27:31.510 You don't get perks, but you are looked upon fondly. 0:27:31.570 --> 0:27:33.490 And then the more you get involved with the show, 0:27:33.530 --> 0:27:35.750 you know, you get silver, you get one priority call 0:27:35.790 --> 0:27:38.480 a year, VIP invites to events, you get a magnet. 0:27:39.369 --> 0:27:42.909 Once you go, priority calling. Fast track hotline number. You know, 0:27:42.950 --> 0:27:45.479 you accumulate points two and a half times faster. You 0:27:45.500 --> 0:27:47.050 get a Ben and Liam fridge magnet sent to you. 0:27:47.060 --> 0:27:48.450 You don't have to pick it up. Wow, wow, wow. 0:27:48.460 --> 0:27:51.580 A complimentary song request. And it just keeps going up. 0:27:51.619 --> 0:27:53.840 Then you've got Platinum, which is lounge access. You can 0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:55.780 come sit in on the show anytime. That is a 0:27:55.820 --> 0:27:58.640 real thing. People come and they watch us do the show. 0:27:58.700 --> 0:28:00.100 We give them snacks. We give them drinks. 0:28:00.180 --> 0:28:02.179 Now, Liam, you say it just keeps getting higher. You 0:28:02.200 --> 0:28:04.340 just mentioned Platinum. Now, I'm listening to this for the 0:28:04.380 --> 0:28:07.340 first time thinking, well, it can't get any higher than Platinum. 0:28:07.420 --> 0:28:07.940 No, it can. 0:28:07.960 --> 0:28:08.090 It can. 0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:08.800 It can. 0:28:09.930 --> 0:28:15.840 God tier. God tier is very, very exclusive. Now, only 0:28:15.890 --> 0:28:18.139 a handful of people have made it. There's like seven 0:28:18.180 --> 0:28:21.020 people in there. And, you know, a lot of people say, hey, 0:28:21.040 --> 0:28:22.940 Ben and Liam, you haven't even worked out what God 0:28:22.980 --> 0:28:23.760 tier is yet. That's not true. 0:28:23.780 --> 0:28:25.500 You haven't told us. What do they get? Is it 0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:26.240 because you don't know? 0:28:26.260 --> 0:28:31.210 Uh-uh. No, everyone gets custom robes. They're entitled to all 0:28:31.270 --> 0:28:35.010 the perks that we just mentioned there. Plus, there are 0:28:35.130 --> 0:28:38.480 secret little... meetings every now and then. 0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:42.440 Now, to prove that we haven't just made all this up, 0:28:43.220 --> 0:28:47.850 we're going to tell the God Tier members what they're 0:28:47.890 --> 0:28:48.670 getting after this. 0:28:48.750 --> 0:28:54.190 Yeah, and please do not rock up to the same location, okay? 0:28:54.650 --> 0:28:57.800 Because that would be very upsetting. This is just for 0:28:57.820 --> 0:29:00.180 the God Tier members. But if you want to be 0:29:00.220 --> 0:29:01.840 in God Tier, all you've got to do is just 0:29:01.860 --> 0:29:04.300 honestly keep listening, keep calling, get involved with the show. 0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:07.740 That's how you get there. Kiss 1023 with Ben and Liam. 0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:09.979 If it's your first time listening to the show, hello. 0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:12.740 You're a part of Ben and myself's loyalty program. You're 0:29:12.780 --> 0:29:14.580 in the bronze tier at the moment. It works a 0:29:14.620 --> 0:29:16.440 lot like an airline, so the more you get involved, 0:29:16.460 --> 0:29:18.400 there's perks along the way. You know, it goes up 0:29:18.440 --> 0:29:21.880 to silver, gold, platinum. And at the very top, this. 0:29:21.900 --> 0:29:29.050 Ben and Liam's Cartoon. 0:29:29.150 --> 0:29:33.270 Yes, this is the very, very top of the heap. 0:29:33.450 --> 0:29:37.290 All of these listeners... have had huge pledges in the 0:29:37.330 --> 0:29:40.640 past to the show They've had tattoos. You know, they've 0:29:40.700 --> 0:29:43.400 brought in things to the show. They've had their cars 0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:48.930 entirely wrapped in show branding. Summon the God Tears! 0:29:51.400 --> 0:29:51.840 They're all there. 0:29:51.880 --> 0:29:52.260 Good morning. 0:29:52.540 --> 0:29:54.240 Hello, everybody. 0:29:54.300 --> 0:29:54.620 Good morning. 0:29:54.660 --> 0:29:59.920 How are you? Hello, Stacey, Marty, Maida, Kel, Alison, Anastasia. 0:29:59.960 --> 0:30:01.050 How are we all feeling? 0:30:01.420 --> 0:30:02.380 Wonderful. 0:30:02.460 --> 0:30:03.330 Amazing. 0:30:03.430 --> 0:30:03.830 All good. 0:30:03.870 --> 0:30:08.729 Great. Well, the day is finally here, you guys. We 0:30:08.810 --> 0:30:12.550 have finally got your custom robes printed. 0:30:12.650 --> 0:30:15.270 Oh, yes. 0:30:15.450 --> 0:30:17.310 And it's not a cult. We can't stress enough. It 0:30:17.390 --> 0:30:19.630 is not a cult, but we do have high thread 0:30:19.690 --> 0:30:24.020 count white robes. All matching, everyone in God tier gets them. 0:30:24.460 --> 0:30:28.020 Along with secret perks along the way, producer Bell's personal 0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:30.640 phone number, you know, priority calling, all of that sort 0:30:30.700 --> 0:30:37.540 of hoo-ha. Are you ready for the announcement of our 0:30:37.660 --> 0:30:41.030 first secret meeting today? 0:30:41.050 --> 0:30:42.370 I'm ready. 0:30:42.950 --> 0:30:43.510 I'm ready. 0:30:43.790 --> 0:30:44.760 Come on, bring it. 0:30:45.510 --> 0:30:52.030 Today, God tier members, we will all be assembling. for 0:30:52.050 --> 0:30:56.410 a complimentary lunch at Barnacle Bills. 0:30:56.430 --> 0:30:56.920 Woo! Woo! 0:30:56.930 --> 0:30:57.260 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! 0:30:57.270 --> 0:30:57.340 Woo! 0:30:57.350 --> 0:30:57.420 Woo! 0:30:57.430 --> 0:30:57.500 Woo! 0:30:57.510 --> 0:30:57.580 Woo! 0:30:57.590 --> 0:30:57.660 Woo! 0:30:57.670 --> 0:30:57.740 Woo! 0:30:57.750 --> 0:30:57.820 Woo! 0:30:57.830 --> 0:30:57.900 Woo! 0:30:57.910 --> 0:30:57.980 Woo! 0:30:57.990 --> 0:30:58.060 Woo! 0:30:58.070 --> 0:30:58.140 Woo! 0:30:58.150 --> 0:30:58.220 Woo! 0:30:58.230 --> 0:30:58.300 Woo! 0:30:58.310 --> 0:30:58.380 Woo! 0:30:58.390 --> 0:30:58.460 Woo! 0:30:58.470 --> 0:30:58.540 Woo! 0:30:58.550 --> 0:30:58.620 Woo! 0:30:58.630 --> 0:30:58.780 Woo! Woo! 0:30:58.790 --> 0:30:58.940 Woo! Woo! 0:30:58.950 --> 0:30:59.020 Woo! 0:30:59.030 --> 0:30:59.180 Woo! Woo! 0:30:59.190 --> 0:30:59.260 Woo! 0:30:59.270 --> 0:30:59.340 Woo! 0:30:59.350 --> 0:30:59.420 Woo! 0:30:59.430 --> 0:30:59.510 Woo! 0:30:59.530 --> 0:30:59.680 Woo! Woo! 0:30:59.690 --> 0:30:59.760 Woo! 0:30:59.770 --> 0:30:59.940 Woo! Woo! 0:30:59.950 --> 0:31:00.020 Woo! 0:31:00.050 --> 0:31:00.120 Woo! 0:31:00.130 --> 0:31:00.400 Woo! Woo! Woo! 0:31:00.410 --> 0:31:00.480 Woo! 0:31:00.490 --> 0:31:00.560 Woo! 0:31:00.570 --> 0:31:00.840 Woo! Woo! Woo! 0:31:00.850 --> 0:31:00.920 Woo! 0:31:00.930 --> 0:31:01.000 Woo! 0:31:01.010 --> 0:31:01.080 Woo! 0:31:01.090 --> 0:31:01.370 Woo! 0:31:01.410 --> 0:31:01.550 Woo! 0:31:01.570 --> 0:31:01.640 Woo! 0:31:01.650 --> 0:31:01.770 Woo! 0:31:01.910 --> 0:31:01.990 Woo! 0:31:02.010 --> 0:31:02.080 Woo! 0:31:02.130 --> 0:31:02.390 Woo! 0:31:02.610 --> 0:31:02.709 Woo! 0:31:02.730 --> 0:31:02.800 Woo! 0:31:02.810 --> 0:31:02.890 Woo! 0:31:02.910 --> 0:31:02.990 Woo! 0:31:03.490 --> 0:31:03.670 Woo! 0:31:03.710 --> 0:31:03.810 Woo! 0:31:03.890 --> 0:31:04.230 Woo! 0:31:04.270 --> 0:31:04.350 Woo! 0:31:05.830 --> 0:31:06.430 Woo! Woo! 0:31:06.450 --> 0:31:07.520 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! 0:31:07.530 --> 0:31:07.610 Woo! 0:31:07.630 --> 0:31:07.770 Woo! 0:31:07.790 --> 0:31:07.870 Woo! 0:31:07.890 --> 0:31:08.010 Woo! 0:31:08.050 --> 0:31:08.490 Woo! Woo! Woo! 0:31:08.530 --> 0:31:08.690 Woo! 0:31:08.710 --> 0:31:08.930 Woo! 0:31:09.010 --> 0:31:09.230 Woo! Woo! 0:31:09.250 --> 0:31:09.410 Woo! 0:31:09.450 --> 0:31:09.690 Woo! 0:31:09.710 --> 0:31:09.780 Woo! 0:31:09.790 --> 0:31:09.969 Woo! Woo! 0:31:10.010 --> 0:31:10.190 Woo! 0:31:10.210 --> 0:31:10.310 Woo! 0:31:10.330 --> 0:31:11.480 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! 0:31:11.490 --> 0:31:11.730 Woo! 0:31:11.750 --> 0:31:11.850 Woo! 0:31:11.870 --> 0:31:11.940 Woo! 0:31:11.950 --> 0:31:12.270 Woo! Woo! 0:31:12.450 --> 0:31:12.830 Woo! Woo! 0:31:12.930 --> 0:31:13.110 Woo! 0:31:14.070 --> 0:31:18.470 Scallop snack packs, prawns, two in one. Yeah, it certainly does, Marty. 0:31:18.710 --> 0:31:20.250 What type of fish do you like? Are you a 0:31:20.250 --> 0:31:22.180 barramundi or a garfish kind of guy? 0:31:23.060 --> 0:31:24.580 I'll go the barramundi for sure. 0:31:24.620 --> 0:31:25.500 Yeah, for sure. 0:31:25.520 --> 0:31:27.480 Good thing is with these robes that you get, your 0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:29.420 god tier robes, good thing is I think it's like 0:31:29.460 --> 0:31:32.170 a terry towel kind of material. So you can get 0:31:32.230 --> 0:31:34.860 really greasy fingers. Yep. And then just wipe it off 0:31:34.900 --> 0:31:35.260 on the road. 0:31:35.280 --> 0:31:38.360 We also do complimentary dry cleaning for the robes, obviously. 0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:38.620 Yeah. 0:31:38.780 --> 0:31:40.500 If you don't want to take a fishy robe home. 0:31:40.640 --> 0:31:43.460 And of course, at Barnacle Bills, they cook everything in 0:31:43.500 --> 0:31:46.300 the ultimate healthy cooking oil. So you don't even have 0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:47.860 to wipe the grease off on the road. You can 0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:48.440 just lick your fingers. 0:31:48.460 --> 0:31:52.200 This is dang true. Lunch Lady Margie from Wingfield, one 0:31:52.220 --> 0:31:54.090 of our favorite callers. You, of course, work in the 0:31:54.130 --> 0:31:57.530 food van. I don't know if you guys do battered fish. 0:31:57.850 --> 0:31:59.110 It's mainly double dogs, right? 0:32:00.800 --> 0:32:03.600 No, we don't do battered fish. It is mainly double gold. 0:32:04.070 --> 0:32:07.010 Well, there you go. So are you excited today for 0:32:07.070 --> 0:32:08.380 our Barnacle Bills lunch? 0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:16.430 Barnacle Beatles, awesome. I was starting to get a bit worried, thinking, 0:32:16.470 --> 0:32:18.670 what are they going to do, mate? Are we going 0:32:19.070 --> 0:32:20.330 bouncing or something? 0:32:20.350 --> 0:32:22.390 No, no, there'll be no bouncing, Marty. 0:32:22.430 --> 0:32:26.380 No bouncing, just fishing. Just lots of fishy goodness. And 0:32:26.560 --> 0:32:29.240 you know what? Because you are God to you, everyone 0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:31.940 even can have dessert. What should we put you down for, Margie? 0:32:31.980 --> 0:32:33.380 A pineapple fritter or some jelly? 0:32:35.490 --> 0:32:37.010 Pineapple fritter, why not? 0:32:37.150 --> 0:32:39.350 Yeah, absolutely. 0:32:39.610 --> 0:32:40.710 Why the heck not? 0:32:40.750 --> 0:32:44.380 Can I say that I genuinely am excited for Barnacle Bills. 0:32:44.390 --> 0:32:47.940 What's fresh from the sea? I grew up loving it. 0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:51.120 You go in there, it's nostalgic. And actually, I love 0:32:51.160 --> 0:32:53.600 a potato fritter. My guilty pleasure is fish and chips, 0:32:53.620 --> 0:32:54.880 so I'm super excited for this. 0:32:54.900 --> 0:32:58.240 Yeah, look, it's going to be an incredible lunch today 0:32:58.260 --> 0:33:01.090 with our God Tier members. So you know what to 0:33:01.130 --> 0:33:04.670 expect now. If you reach the dizzying heights of God Tier, 0:33:04.910 --> 0:33:07.450 you will occasionally get to go out for barnacle pills 0:33:07.870 --> 0:33:08.810 with Ben and myself. 0:33:10.150 --> 0:33:13.340 Ben and Liam here on your Thursday morning, giving you 0:33:13.410 --> 0:33:16.100 Adelaide's greatest variety. Good morning. 0:33:16.420 --> 0:33:19.620 And a horrible story has resurfaced after a man was 0:33:19.660 --> 0:33:23.820 refused bail. There was a family wedding. And the brand 0:33:24.140 --> 0:33:28.640 new brother-in-law of the groom stabbed him in the back 0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:29.520 five times. 0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:31.680 Literally stabbed him in the back? 0:33:31.860 --> 0:33:35.410 Literally stabbed him in the back five times after an 0:33:35.530 --> 0:33:41.270 argument over wedding accommodation. That is not an ideal wedding. 0:33:42.590 --> 0:33:46.550 Not an ideal way to meet the family. Hard one 0:33:46.570 --> 0:33:47.290 to look past. 0:33:47.470 --> 0:33:51.360 It's good to remember, though, if you ever think maybe 0:33:51.580 --> 0:33:54.020 you got a bit of a rough draw with the in-laws. 0:33:54.040 --> 0:33:55.760 You think, oh, I don't love my in-laws. 0:33:55.780 --> 0:33:57.500 Yeah, like I don't know if we didn't get off 0:33:57.520 --> 0:33:58.820 on the right foot or whatever. 0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:01.060 At least they didn't stab you in the back five times. 0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:05.060 Which is a figure of speech, but this has literally happened. 0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:07.110 Not once, not twice, not three times, not four times, 0:34:07.370 --> 0:34:12.130 but five times. And it's South Australian as well. Kapunda family. 0:34:12.150 --> 0:34:16.649 So yeah, horrible story. But we want to ask on 131065, 0:34:16.650 --> 0:34:20.370 what happened when you met the family? Because there's a 0:34:20.430 --> 0:34:22.370 lot of pressure on, you know, there's a lot of 0:34:22.450 --> 0:34:25.350 pressure on, you know, maybe you've been dating someone for 0:34:25.390 --> 0:34:27.630 a while and, you know, maybe it's just meeting the 0:34:27.670 --> 0:34:29.930 parents or sometimes it's that first time meeting the extended 0:34:29.989 --> 0:34:34.170 family at a Christmas or a big family birthday. It's 0:34:34.190 --> 0:34:36.860 hard to imagine something going worse than this. This is 0:34:36.890 --> 0:34:39.839 probably the absolute worst it can get. But we want 0:34:39.860 --> 0:34:41.140 to know, 131065, what happened? 0:34:41.180 --> 0:34:43.919 Let's find out. Nat in Parra Hills joins us now. 0:34:43.980 --> 0:34:45.500 What happened when you met the family? 0:34:45.520 --> 0:34:50.100 Hey, guys. So my partner, who I was only dating 0:34:50.400 --> 0:34:53.730 a month into our relationship, took me to his nan's 90th. 0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:57.080 He has a massive family. One of his uncles were 0:34:57.100 --> 0:34:59.589 all standing around singing happy birthday to his nan. His 0:34:59.910 --> 0:35:02.290 uncle standing there decided to drop his dacks after a 0:35:02.310 --> 0:35:06.040 few drinks. stick a newspaper in his bum, light it 0:35:06.100 --> 0:35:08.930 on fire and run straight towards me out of everyone there. 0:35:10.050 --> 0:35:10.490 What? 0:35:10.610 --> 0:35:14.569 Right. And you stayed with the person after this? 0:35:15.290 --> 0:35:17.790 We are happily married 15 years later with two children. 0:35:18.110 --> 0:35:20.709 And what about old newspaper bum? Is he still kicking around? 0:35:20.730 --> 0:35:25.009 He's still kicking around, still laughing. Yeah, just never know 0:35:25.030 --> 0:35:26.339 what to expect from him when we see him. 0:35:26.420 --> 0:35:30.060 He put a newspaper in his bum, lit it on 0:35:30.180 --> 0:35:33.380 fire and charged towards Natalie. 0:35:33.810 --> 0:35:35.569 It's funny, being in the car, it's like, I've got 0:35:35.590 --> 0:35:38.550 to warn you, my family's a little bit of a 0:35:38.610 --> 0:35:43.100 wild bunch. You're not really thinking he's putting any advertising 0:35:43.160 --> 0:35:46.340 on his ring. But that's what's happened there. Not on 0:35:46.380 --> 0:35:49.799 Nat's 90th. Thank you for your call, Nat. Michelle in 0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:51.540 Manapara West, what happened when you met the family? 0:35:52.739 --> 0:35:58.609 Well, what happened was we went to Victoria to meet 0:35:58.650 --> 0:36:00.710 my partner's mum, and I'd never met her before. She 0:36:00.730 --> 0:36:05.470 was 19. And I'm a bigger girl, so anyway, that's fine. 0:36:05.510 --> 0:36:07.400 They're a very blunt family, and I come from a 0:36:07.440 --> 0:36:10.640 very reserved family. But she popped her hand on my face, 0:36:10.700 --> 0:36:12.320 and she said to me, she said, you're such a 0:36:12.380 --> 0:36:12.980 pretty girl. 0:36:13.000 --> 0:36:15.070 Do you mind being so fat? 0:36:15.550 --> 0:36:16.570 Goodness gracious. 0:36:16.830 --> 0:36:19.049 And I was just like, oh. 0:36:19.630 --> 0:36:21.090 Yeah, I don't know what's worse. 0:36:21.170 --> 0:36:22.830 Yeah, that's horrible, yeah. 0:36:23.090 --> 0:36:25.690 Meeting the blunt nana or having the uncle run at 0:36:25.710 --> 0:36:26.870 you with the flaming newspaper? 0:36:26.890 --> 0:36:28.090 I don't even know what I'd do in a situation 0:36:28.110 --> 0:36:29.669 like that. I'd probably put a newspaper in my bum, 0:36:30.530 --> 0:36:32.469 light it on fire and run out as a distraction. 0:36:32.950 --> 0:36:35.460 Kiss, one, two, three. Ben and Liam here on your 0:36:35.480 --> 0:36:40.700 Thursday morning. And we are back. Now, the schlop will 0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:43.259 be kept to a minimum. I'm sure you've realised by now, 0:36:43.300 --> 0:36:43.919 looking at the time. 0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:47.589 And after a... three-day-long schlop amnesty and promises of more 0:36:47.610 --> 0:36:51.470 schlop this week, you're probably starting to feel starved of schlop. 0:36:51.570 --> 0:36:55.290 And you're feeling like your trough is running a little empty. 0:36:55.950 --> 0:36:59.410 And for that, we apologize. But it's just that crazy 0:36:59.570 --> 0:37:01.710 point of the year, and I'm sure you're the same 0:37:01.790 --> 0:37:04.930 in your lives and in your working life as well, 0:37:05.380 --> 0:37:08.220 where things just pop up that aren't normally on the sketch. 0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:11.339 We were broadcasting from a shopping center last week. This week, 0:37:11.730 --> 0:37:14.680 The whole team is going to Sydney for a broader 0:37:14.760 --> 0:37:17.160 company sort of thing. There's lots of clients and announcements 0:37:17.200 --> 0:37:18.560 of things that are happening next year. 0:37:18.739 --> 0:37:21.239 And so that means that because we're going to be 0:37:21.280 --> 0:37:25.040 in Sydney, the show on Thursday will be pre-recorded. So 0:37:25.060 --> 0:37:26.600 we don't want to just cut up the pre-recorded stuff 0:37:26.620 --> 0:37:28.989 you've already heard and put it in a podcast. So 0:37:29.010 --> 0:37:31.190 you're going to get today's podcast. 0:37:31.230 --> 0:37:31.450 Yep. 0:37:31.610 --> 0:37:34.950 As you have. And then tomorrow, we're going to record 0:37:35.030 --> 0:37:37.130 a special sloppy podcast. 0:37:37.170 --> 0:37:37.350 Yep. 0:37:37.469 --> 0:37:39.310 That'll have no radio show content in it. 0:37:39.489 --> 0:37:39.689 No. 0:37:39.790 --> 0:37:41.030 So everything will be the same. 0:37:41.050 --> 0:37:41.570 Mm-hmm. 0:37:42.030 --> 0:37:43.290 But there'll be no radio show tomorrow. 0:37:43.630 --> 0:37:44.609 There will be no radio show. 0:37:44.630 --> 0:37:46.090 But there will be a podcast. 0:37:46.270 --> 0:37:50.549 If we do any bespoke bits, we'll end up just 0:37:50.670 --> 0:37:52.730 putting them in. If we deem them worthy, we'll just 0:37:52.770 --> 0:37:55.850 put them in either today's episode or maybe Friday's episode. 0:37:55.870 --> 0:37:58.370 But yeah, we sort of have to fly out early 0:37:58.750 --> 0:38:00.609 this morning. So we have to shoot off in a sec. 0:38:00.730 --> 0:38:03.089 And then, yeah, it's in Sydney overnight. But hopefully that 0:38:03.489 --> 0:38:09.440 all makes sense. Any other little things from Modern Family 0:38:09.460 --> 0:38:16.420 that we liked? I liked how the guy, Gloria's husband, 0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:18.180 was just grumpy all the time. That was kind of funny. 0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:21.460 Yeah, who's also the dad from... Mum and Dad, you 0:38:21.480 --> 0:38:24.040 used to always watch her. Al was his name. What 0:38:24.060 --> 0:38:24.500 was that show? 0:38:24.520 --> 0:38:25.260 Married with Children. 0:38:25.280 --> 0:38:27.299 Married with Children. He was the dad in that. 0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:27.660 Yeah. 0:38:27.700 --> 0:38:29.859 And then he's the granddad in Modern Family. 0:38:30.290 --> 0:38:32.989 He's one of America's favourite dads. 0:38:33.090 --> 0:38:33.350 Yes. 0:38:34.890 --> 0:38:35.489 All right, that's it. 0:38:35.530 --> 0:38:35.950 We've got to go. 0:38:36.410 --> 0:38:40.870 I believe we have to go. Apologies for the shlopless... 0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:42.180 This is a little bit. It's a little bit. A 0:38:42.219 --> 0:38:43.510 little bit. A little tiny bit. 0:38:43.530 --> 0:38:44.029 All right, bye. 0:38:45.090 --> 0:38:45.630 And that's it!