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Speaker 1: Help the Will and Woody podcast that fight sized. The

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Speaker 1: segment we're about to do may bomb spectacularly. And this

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Speaker 1: this is a segment that Woody has been keen to

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Speaker 1: do for a couple of weeks. I've pitched it five

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Speaker 1: times and every day we say no. And it all

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Speaker 1: came off me one day humble bragging about how far

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Speaker 1: I was able to project I'll shoot my breast milk extraordinary,

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Speaker 1: So on thirteen one oh sixty five. And I don't

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Speaker 1: think there will be any calls like we have been

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Speaker 1: telling you for Woods. I don't think this is a thing.

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Speaker 2: The whole team thinks.

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Speaker 3: No woman in their right minds will.

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Speaker 1: Call out on thirteen one oh six y five and

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Speaker 1: answer the question. I'm allowed to ask it because it's creepy.

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Speaker 1: If you ask it, I'm saving you. How far did

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Speaker 1: you shoot the breast milk? Now, this is something I

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Speaker 1: went into my pregnancy slash fourth trimester not having any

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Speaker 1: understanding of the fact that you can get some real

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Speaker 1: velocity behind that baby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So, so just to clarify, when you were shooting the

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Speaker 1: bathroom wall, we had a big shower and it was

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Speaker 1: one of those like two people showers, and to the

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Speaker 1: width to that whole bathroom. What are we talking megeise like,

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Speaker 1: how far from it's probably from me to you now

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Speaker 1: it's two meters is pretty solid. Yeah, here's my claim.

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Speaker 1: Sure someone can beat that. I just like when I

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Speaker 1: had very good supply and very large breasts. I don't

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Speaker 1: think many people would maybe a meter and a half.

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Speaker 1: Does power always come from size though? You know, well

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Speaker 1: think about it because the amount of milk that's in

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Speaker 1: the area, I think it's pushing it forward. So what

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Speaker 1: did you again? This isn't greepy guys, it's just science.

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Speaker 1: You're a back to a baby, so you want to

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Speaker 1: know this stuff.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: So when you were trying to get the big shot, though,

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Speaker 1: did you do anything to make like if you really

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Speaker 1: want to do a powerful one like hat? Can you?

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Speaker 1: There is? There is a way. People often think you

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Speaker 1: just squeeze, right, just squeeze. You need to make a

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Speaker 1: sea around nipple and you pressed down first and their

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Speaker 1: new squeeze, My partner needs to hear this, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: tell me later. So I didn't know that this was

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Speaker 1: going to happen. And then often when you are breastfeeding,

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Speaker 1: you get quite full, but if the baby's not ready

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Speaker 1: to feed. You just kind of stuck with these full

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Speaker 1: saw boobs and hand expressing. And it was when I

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Speaker 1: was in the shower trying to relieve the discomfort of

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Speaker 1: the fullness. I did it and I was like Wow.

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Speaker 1: Called Adrian and he was not into it. But he

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Speaker 1: was not into it, like Adrian, grow up. Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: We've got so many calls, so many calls. Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: you've caught on thirteen one sixty five, Jess. How far? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're here.

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Speaker 3: How far are easy? And I'm not lying two meters

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Speaker 3: without a doubt. If I have been at work, yep.

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Speaker 3: For example, I'm getting home right, and my boobs are

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Speaker 3: rock hard. I could easily shirt them and hagle them

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Speaker 3: to the ceiling and look out, and I could probably

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Speaker 3: shoot numerous family members because you know, it comes out

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Speaker 3: of more than one hole.

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Speaker 1: She told me that. Ash told me that, So it's

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Speaker 1: actually it's a bit hard to wi.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Jess, I love you.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Lisa here, Lisa, we're still at two meters.

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Speaker 1: Ashot two meters. Jess is shooting two meters? How fuck

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Speaker 1: can you shoot your breast? Milk?

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Speaker 3: I can double that easy?

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Speaker 1: Where you are the proof, Like, what do you mean,

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Speaker 1: how do you know?

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Speaker 3: I've got I've had three kids and breast breastfed all three.

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Speaker 3: I can sit like.

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Speaker 2: On my pillow at the top of my king bed,

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Speaker 2: and my five year old can run across the bottom

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Speaker 2: at a king bee and I can shoot him with it.

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Speaker 1: Mother of the here, we've got more. Mikayla, Mikayla. So

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Speaker 1: Lisa is shooting moving targets over four meters?

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Speaker 3: Can you think?

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Speaker 2: I don't think I can compare to moving targets.

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Speaker 3: But I had something close to mastis and I had

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Speaker 3: just had a hot shower to put some cabbage leaves

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Speaker 3: on their old wives tail, and.

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Speaker 2: So once I'd taken them off, I was.

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Speaker 3: Laying on the couch in my lounge room and it

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Speaker 3: shot a big arc.

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Speaker 2: All the way over to the other side of the

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Speaker 2: lounge to the kitchen area.

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Speaker 1: Andayla, I know, back me up on this. Sometimes you

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Speaker 1: don't even need to squeeze the boom, it doesn't.

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Speaker 3: It literally just came out.

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Speaker 2: I was in pain for a couple of days and

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Speaker 2: it just happened, worded out and it was the biggest

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Speaker 2: relief in the world.

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Speaker 1: It's like those movies where there's like an oil spill

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Speaker 1: in the ocean and like deep water horizon. That's where

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Speaker 1: I was going. Okay, I could take these calls for hours.

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Speaker 2: We've got to take.

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Speaker 3: Cool cool hang.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've been weird about it, but we just

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Speaker 1: got catch to love and which really got me going,

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Speaker 1: let's go, let's go to scarlet, scarlet, Okay, just tell

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Speaker 1: us about your best breast milkshow.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Hi guys, I can't quite make the five meters

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Speaker 2: or whatever that was, but I did get a pretty

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Speaker 2: good target. But I did hit so like it Like Lauren,

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Speaker 2: I was in the shower and uh, and I was

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Speaker 2: again had a bit of a fitbull and I was

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Speaker 2: trying to really relieve myself and sorry ashl Lauren, my

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Speaker 2: apologies and and yeah, and then I was squeezing at

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Speaker 2: the way she said, and you pushed down and squeeze

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Speaker 2: and and flout. And then I accidentally hit my husband

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Speaker 2: in's face, who was not he was not in the

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Speaker 2: shower with me. We don't have a door on our shower,

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Speaker 2: and he got yeah, so he got himself, got him

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Speaker 2: his eye and got him in his mouth and was

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Speaker 2: just pastful. So to now

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