WEBVTT - Daddy wants a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, do we have some beers at what

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<v Speaker 1>eleven am?

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<v Speaker 2>But I've also got some heaps normal as well. But

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<v Speaker 2>then I also thought, yeah, I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>You see that video of the guy who's like, non

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<v Speaker 1>alcoholic beer is like having sex with your sister, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's does a job, but it's not quite the same.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know the exact but I was like, fuck it.

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<v Speaker 1>I went viral. Actually, I'm surprised you didn't get canceled

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<v Speaker 1>because it was pretty grass.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello. I am Maddie J And I'm Ash and you're

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<v Speaker 2>currently listening to two Doting Dads, a podcast where we'll

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<v Speaker 2>talk about parenting, the good, the bad, the relatable, every

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<v Speaker 2>little stuff up that we make, which there are plenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and if you've come for some sound advice, this

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<v Speaker 1>is not the place.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you'd like, stop right now, stop, turn it off,

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<v Speaker 2>head to mamma Mia. Yeah, listen to one of those podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not educational whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no no. But if you're coming

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<v Speaker 2>to feel like there's others out there who were sharing

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<v Speaker 2>your pain as a parent.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome big embrace from both of us, because, like I

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<v Speaker 1>think we wanted to get together and have a chat

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<v Speaker 1>when we both had a chance, and as you can see,

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<v Speaker 1>we're sitting at a kitchen table with laundry on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Matt has kindly cleaned up the house.

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<v Speaker 2>As you can see, the house was fucking messy, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Normally, don't you dare apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it when we have guests over. Laura is

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<v Speaker 2>very pedantic about wanting to keep it clean. And even

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<v Speaker 2>if I shoot any video and the place is messy,

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<v Speaker 2>Laura is like, oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, like no, it's actually I've noticed that with your

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<v Speaker 1>and Laura's content. It's a online you as joke about

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<v Speaker 1>I love how you didn't clean up because aprils are saying, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if I film anything in the house, She's like, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't post that. Why are the fucking not just.

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<v Speaker 2>People love it? People love it. I had a lady

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<v Speaker 2>message me, and this was off the back of I

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<v Speaker 2>thought a video where the place was kind of clean,

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<v Speaker 2>and she messaged me and said, I just I love

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<v Speaker 2>it so much that you just film your palse when

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<v Speaker 2>it's such a mess.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, bitches is clean.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, but yeah, we are currently in the kitchen slash

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<v Speaker 2>dining kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, sorry not to talk it down alongside my washing,

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<v Speaker 2>which is clean folded.

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<v Speaker 1>Who folded that? Not you?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that'll sit there for at least another.

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<v Speaker 1>Week in white underpants. You are game? Well, these ones

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<v Speaker 1>you are game, man mate? What's wrong with that? I

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<v Speaker 1>just mean, like, there's no where to hide those any

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<v Speaker 1>skids on that whatsoever? I always rock black. Black is

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<v Speaker 1>the smart option. There, you go so much more, you

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<v Speaker 1>can hide so much more.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you normally have skid marks?

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<v Speaker 1>And I let them real? I'm dad of two now,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter what I'm doing. And yeah, look I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, actually I don't know if I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Skids because you were you were in the black.

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<v Speaker 1>That's ballsy.

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<v Speaker 2>You may be wondering how Ash and I got together,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's a very beautiful story. I think it dates

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<v Speaker 2>back to November.

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<v Speaker 1>November, Yeah, last year.

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<v Speaker 2>I was following you for a while on TikTok, and

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<v Speaker 2>like all good modern love stories, it started with a

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<v Speaker 2>like here and there.

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<v Speaker 1>Progressed to teasing each other. For sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I followed you first on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so, and that was right. I remember because

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<v Speaker 1>my wife was like, I was like, oh this Manny

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<v Speaker 1>j gott to follow me back. You have to follow

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<v Speaker 1>me back. You've got to do it. I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that you're very serious about.

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<v Speaker 2>So the follow came from April, your wife originally pushing

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<v Speaker 2>you into but.

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<v Speaker 1>It was more like do you know this guy right?

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<v Speaker 1>And like obviously we know you from the Bachelor beg

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<v Speaker 1>you yeah. I mean you're Austray's favorite couple.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I didn't want to say it, but I speak.

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<v Speaker 1>On behalf of all of Australia. We love that you're together.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>So I followed you back obviously because she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>the content's very similar both dads. I mean, our kids

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<v Speaker 1>are like a weak apart in age, so going through

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<v Speaker 1>the same things very relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>I went back into my my saved videos sometimes if

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<v Speaker 2>I see something that's really clever and funny.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's me and me.

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<v Speaker 2>I had three videos from you back in the day,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't remember how we do you know which

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<v Speaker 2>one which videos they were? I have to dig them out,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think I'll go through afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely, I'm key because it's like I'd like to remake them.

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<v Speaker 1>Running out of things. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you hit me up first. I think you

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<v Speaker 2>slipped into my DMS.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I said, I think I said we should do

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<v Speaker 1>some content. And I think, like as all creators do,

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<v Speaker 1>which want to try and collab together and do different things.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think that was the original shoot my shot yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and got me, got ya.

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<v Speaker 2>And also like people did really enjoy the videos. Ash

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<v Speaker 2>has been wanting to do a podcast for a little while.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd been courting me, flirting with me, teasing you, massaging

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<v Speaker 2>in the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>You're really hard to get on board. Originally I pushed back,

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<v Speaker 1>you pushed back. But once I got you at a

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<v Speaker 1>vulnerable state and I teased you about something else I

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<v Speaker 1>was working on, mate, the flood gates opened. Can't stop

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<v Speaker 1>you now, I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>And you were like, Daddy wants a.

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast, and I was like, I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 2>So here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>What I call it a podcast, I call it a conversation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like I mean, this is Laura's staff. So

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<v Speaker 1>thank you Laura for allowing us to well, thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>leaving it behind, and here we are.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we know what we're doing? Not really?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Will there be an episode two? Who knows? Maybe in

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<v Speaker 2>a month's time, maybe six months, maybe next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we'll see We're not quite sure that we could

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<v Speaker 1>run out of stories today. Yeah, this is like at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of we could hate each other by the

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<v Speaker 1>end of it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're still in the honeymoon Phaseah.

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<v Speaker 1>For sure. I think it's still really exciting as our

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<v Speaker 1>wife's like to think it's cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I said to Laura this morning. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh ya, I'm going to do that podcast with Ash

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<v Speaker 2>and she was just like, ah, cute guys, and we

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<v Speaker 2>are friends. We have had a couple of like little mandates.

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<v Speaker 2>We went to a movie together.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't go to a movie, and you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>like to think.

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<v Speaker 2>Two blokes go to the movies, get away from the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>And when your wife's like, oh my god, you are

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<v Speaker 2>going to do next?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what's the next episode? A.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you go for a drink afterwards?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I did go for a drink after.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah your old hands?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you suck him off? Yes? Of course I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Seen my knees, April was saying. April was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, you know, friend, you're gonna hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with your friends, like you got a new friend. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be like, wouldn't say a fucking word. But for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the whole talk of your town.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's hard. I'm in my mid thirties soon to

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<v Speaker 2>be thirty six, hard to find new friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it is hard to find new friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually you're trying to get rid of friends at this stage,

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<v Speaker 1>or friends are trying to get rid of you, unless

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<v Speaker 1>they've got kids as well, where they want to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out just so that they're not parenting alone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's shared pain, shared pain.

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<v Speaker 1>Like good example is my wife went out, she went

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<v Speaker 1>out on Saturday for a boozy lunch. Classic another April,

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<v Speaker 1>another line.

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<v Speaker 2>What does she drink when she is.

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<v Speaker 1>She gets a combination of rose like a wine? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, like I can't remember the name of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not good with wine. That's white pinot green grees.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the one you look like. You love a good

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<v Speaker 1>Pinot green sometimes. So like the initial thought from every

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<v Speaker 1>like in the same situation is like, what pub we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do with the kids? Is there a playground there?

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<v Speaker 1>We actually got to the background the playgram shut because

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<v Speaker 1>it was a wasp nest in there. Oh fuck, And

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<v Speaker 1>then they wouldn't let us. It's like we're fully grown

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<v Speaker 1>men and we're also like if the wasp stings. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know what die, So we'll just send all the

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<v Speaker 1>kids in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's bees.

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<v Speaker 1>They could take a stinging each sacrifice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, may see, sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Straight in their eighteen month year old walking. It just

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<v Speaker 1>drug like you're saying it's hard to find your friends,

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<v Speaker 1>but also just want to get rid of the ones

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<v Speaker 1>we've got.

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<v Speaker 2>Just very lucky right now. Absolutely, I consider myself one

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<v Speaker 2>of the lucky ones, as do I. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you saw on social media, Ash, I've just returned

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<v Speaker 2>from a holiday again. As you know, I hate holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>You hate them, but you seem to be going on

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a good run.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's not forget it is only April.

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<v Speaker 2>Well we've had I'm coming off the back of a

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<v Speaker 2>two year lockdown and now I'm making up for lost

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<v Speaker 2>time with them. But I appreciate I have had a few.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very fortunate this holiday was going up to Rockhampton.

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<v Speaker 2>My little brother as a teacher up there. For so

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<v Speaker 2>long as a family, we've spoken about going and pay

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<v Speaker 2>them a little visit.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of the trips you've done this year, where does

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<v Speaker 1>rock Canders sit in terms of our place might be

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<v Speaker 1>too early to ask that question.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't super keen on rock Hampton only because to

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<v Speaker 2>get there. I mean, I was keen to see my

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<v Speaker 2>brother obviously, but to get to rock Hampton, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>it was a bit of a ball Like traveling with

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<v Speaker 2>kids is a little bit tricky, and to get to

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<v Speaker 2>Rocky from Sydney you go get two flights, fly to Brisbane,

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<v Speaker 2>transferred to another flight. And obviously I'll caveat this and

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<v Speaker 2>say that very lucky to take a holiday, so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not trying to be the victim here. However, however, ty

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<v Speaker 2>turn around hour between when you get off the plane

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<v Speaker 2>and on the next plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Who booked the flights?

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<v Speaker 2>I booked the flights, and when I checked in, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't say, oh, can the bags go straight through to

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<v Speaker 2>rock Hampton? And it was only after they'd left the

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<v Speaker 2>belt that I was like, Hey, do these go to

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<v Speaker 2>straight through the Rocky? And she was like, oh shit, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to You'll have to collect them in Brisbane

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<v Speaker 2>and then recheck in. And then like Laura and I

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<v Speaker 2>were doing like the tactic talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Of like like you've got yeah, that's the thing, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got kids too, So it's not like Oh, that's easy.

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<v Speaker 1>You can run and get out of.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, well, fucker who takes Marley? Who takes Lala?

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<v Speaker 2>You know the pram as well, the fold up pram,

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<v Speaker 2>which is just that's a delaying one, Like do.

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<v Speaker 1>We ditch the pram?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we lose Marley?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Kick the pram, lose Maley? But I decided I would

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<v Speaker 2>run off first, get the luggage, recheck it in.

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<v Speaker 1>From you and Laura? Who do you think is actually

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<v Speaker 1>the fastest runner?

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<v Speaker 2>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? I mean's I'm like you're much faster?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Laura is quite good.

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<v Speaker 1>She's quite tall though.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's got a good stride on her.

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<v Speaker 1>I can imagine it'd be like a gazelle.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura's downside is that longer distance is pathetic. She's good

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<v Speaker 2>at like thee hundred meters, but beyond that, that's when

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<v Speaker 2>I come into my own So I'm that guy like

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<v Speaker 2>running through the airport. These are like good, out of

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<v Speaker 2>the way, get the luggage, recheck it in. Got to

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<v Speaker 2>run back to the gate, which was like fucking the

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<v Speaker 2>other end of the airport. We get there, they announced

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<v Speaker 2>the planes being canceled. Flight gone. There was Fog who

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<v Speaker 2>was the airline Quantus as well, which is a safe bet.

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<v Speaker 1>You let them off this time. Yeah, yeah, Look, if

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<v Speaker 1>it's just that we're protesting on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Streets, but Quantas, you're like, eh, every now and then,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a one off. Yeah, it never happens, like not

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<v Speaker 3>for me. I mean, I've never been to Rocky, so

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<v Speaker 3>I just nicknamed rock ham You're just Rocky.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but six hour wait for the next flight. Not

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<v Speaker 2>many flights going out to Rockhampton.

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<v Speaker 1>Any kids. I mean, Lola must still now, so that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, it was right, like Lola. It was roughly

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<v Speaker 2>ten o'clock at that point, morning in the morning. So then,

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<v Speaker 2>like I guess it wasn't too bad because the PRAM

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<v Speaker 2>still kept the PRAM. But you know when they announce

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<v Speaker 2>a cancelation and then everyone's like running to the desk

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<v Speaker 2>to be like, got together the next flight. What's happening here?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know who I am? I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got you see me on today weekends. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>two people's weather relies on this.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think she knew who I was. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>throw my weight around. I did say like it's a

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<v Speaker 2>very distant.

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<v Speaker 1>Point I do and people I don't know who the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you are. And that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>She gave me a fifteen dollar voucher each for the

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<v Speaker 2>adults and the kids. Oh tappy with us six.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not in an airport. If you're outside of the airport,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally went like I got like a civlaki. Six hours

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<v Speaker 2>are gone by the airport. We get on the flight,

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<v Speaker 2>We get to Rocky, We drive to Yupoon, which is

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<v Speaker 2>like almost an hour away. Small problem. We lost the luggage.

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<v Speaker 1>We lost the leg Yeah no, no, quantus quantus lost the luggage.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the luggage.

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<v Speaker 1>We gave him a pardon on the cancer. This is inexcusable.

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<v Speaker 2>I was filthy.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's just you as a solo traveler, you like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I want some new clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got two children, I've got I got nothing, I've

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<v Speaker 2>got no bottles. Oh my god, the panic, the stress,

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<v Speaker 2>and all I wanted was an apology. But it was

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<v Speaker 2>a young guy. If if the person behind the counter

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<v Speaker 2>had kids, they would have sympathized. But it was a

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<v Speaker 2>young kid. It was just like, no idea. Fuck, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a bad I doesn't realize how.

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<v Speaker 1>Much pain you're actually in right now. You've just spent

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<v Speaker 1>all day traveling somewhat you've got. So what did you

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<v Speaker 1>do in the airport for six hours with two kids

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<v Speaker 1>under four?

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<v Speaker 2>Did about five and a half hours of iPads?

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<v Speaker 1>That's nothing in my house, scratching the surface. iPad is

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<v Speaker 1>the best parent.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's well, the app that helps Miley to learn YouTube, well,

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<v Speaker 2>she's got this. It's pretty much reading to her. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a better parent than I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, yeah, well look, don't discount yourself like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But also you can't beat the iPad as a parent

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<v Speaker 1>any dad. I'll tell you if a dad restricts any

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<v Speaker 1>iPad usage, that's not him restricting it. That's mum.

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<v Speaker 2>It's bad because it's so bloody good. It keeps him

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<v Speaker 2>so occupied. But also once they get a good taste

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<v Speaker 2>of like a heavy stint, like after that five and

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<v Speaker 2>a half hour window of iPad time. After that, the

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<v Speaker 2>kids were just like conditioned for iPads. So like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful upoun the beach is great, lovely weather. Yea, literally,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've got like a stand up paddle board for mar.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you could just put the screensaver as and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, yeah, look the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we hit the iPads, which is a shame.

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<v Speaker 1>That one each I can see them. That's not yours

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<v Speaker 1>and Laura iPad up there.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got the feet to anyone, like I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>got two arms and the feet stands up right. People

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<v Speaker 1>know exactly what that. It's a great event. Our iPad

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have that, so it gets dropped a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you manage then the screen not being smashed

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<v Speaker 2>into pieces?

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<v Speaker 1>It is smashed into We'd prefer to use the phone

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't want to carry that. It's a you

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<v Speaker 1>have to check that in.

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<v Speaker 2>I bring that in the backpack, but then like to

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<v Speaker 2>take security, oh to punish it's rubber two sticks on everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I pulled it out. And then fucking having.

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<v Speaker 1>A rubber case on your phone and trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>it out of your pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>It's grim. It's grim. I was always one person who

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<v Speaker 2>would say, I'm not going to have too much screen

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<v Speaker 2>time for the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>But everyone always says that. Oh, everyone always.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids now can't eat a meal without having some

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<v Speaker 2>kind of scream playing in the background.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the generation we live in, right, So like you've.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to swim with the tide.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, Like it's funny because every parent like you and

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<v Speaker 1>I who use the iPad so much, always go I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how our parents did it without this, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's a valid question.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>But also there was a lot more corporal punishment back then.

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<v Speaker 1>You could hit your kids more back, and you.

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<v Speaker 2>Could also just be like playing the creek and come

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<v Speaker 2>back before dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't die.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I came on.

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<v Speaker 1>Street lights are on. Back. I know you're three. Street

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<v Speaker 1>lights are on. Get back, don't die.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Later, I want to fight. I look at my

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<v Speaker 2>mom and I'm like, you want to fight? A five? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>How the fuck did she do it by herself?

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<v Speaker 1>Not bag, just on her own?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, single parent.

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<v Speaker 1>I to meet this woman. Yeah, she probably whip me

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<v Speaker 1>into shape a little bit, like you're now one of six?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what she did on this trip? Though?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's off the back of this.

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<v Speaker 1>This was Was this a fool? I don't think we

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<v Speaker 1>got there.

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<v Speaker 2>All the Johnson's, all the Johnson's here, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Growing up, didn't have that much money, and so Mum

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<v Speaker 2>would bring food wherever we went. So we went to

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<v Speaker 2>like the movies or into a theme park, we would sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 2>Never fucking dream of buying food there.

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<v Speaker 1>She's savvy, man, I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what she brought with her? Two frozen

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<v Speaker 2>lasagnas are like to Rockhampton, And so she was panicking

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<v Speaker 2>when they lost the luggage. She was like the fucking

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<v Speaker 2>lasagna and spaghetti bolin, like frozen was in the luggage.

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<v Speaker 2>The luggage, Yeah, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>You know when you're watching border security and you see

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<v Speaker 1>that family come along and like do you have any

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<v Speaker 1>further like that? And then open the bag. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>full of food. Your mummy? Is that literally? Like you

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<v Speaker 1>imagine that. It's probably why I got lost because they

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<v Speaker 1>were like scanning it, being like something's not Why is

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<v Speaker 1>there like ten kilos of minced beef in this way?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a fucking lazagn you're in this suit? Is

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<v Speaker 1>this in this samp soung.

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<v Speaker 2>It's definitely cocaine.

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<v Speaker 1>Get it out, only take it out of there ale

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<v Speaker 1>taking a bit just to make sure it's actually a

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<v Speaker 1>bad cook.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, so Mama brought you brew enough food for us

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<v Speaker 2>to eat every single night for the like the whole

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<v Speaker 2>trip that were away.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Quancas lost everyone's food.

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<v Speaker 2>We still late it.

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<v Speaker 1>When did you get your bags back.

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<v Speaker 2>So we got on a flight at like seven in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning, got the bags back at ten pm. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's frozen. MoMA put them into like those Esci bags

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<v Speaker 2>in her bag, so I was still partly frozen by

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<v Speaker 2>the time we got them back to your person.

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<v Speaker 1>It would have been so insulated too. Yeah, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Apart from that trip was great. Yrpoon's lovely. One part

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<v Speaker 2>of the holiday which I found interesting, apart from all

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<v Speaker 2>the other calamities that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Because a big family holiday, there's going to be all

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<v Speaker 1>sorts of different personalities and all sorts.

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<v Speaker 2>Of like it's chaos. Yeah, it's chaos.

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<v Speaker 1>One of five.

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<v Speaker 2>And also my sister's got three kids as well, so

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, bathrooms and chokers. Here in this house,

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<v Speaker 2>there's the suite and the second bathroom. I have the

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<v Speaker 2>on sweet Laura has that bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>So we never it's exactly like our house.

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<v Speaker 2>Never, like we never crossed life. Yeah, am I looking

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<v Speaker 2>into a mirror of myself?

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<v Speaker 3>You are?

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<v Speaker 2>And so we had to kind of you know, readjust

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<v Speaker 2>the schedule of like bathroom etiquette. But Laura, now we've

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<v Speaker 2>got two kids, we're married, She's not opposed to like

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<v Speaker 2>brushing her teeth whilst I'm doing a shit like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>still I think, Hey, there's nothing sacred. Let's have just

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of separation.

0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:11.240
<v Speaker 1>You just want that little It's like the skin between

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<v Speaker 1>your ball sack and your asshole. That's how much privacy

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<v Speaker 1>you need.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's keep that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's keep that. That's yours time.

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<v Speaker 2>What. Yeah, I'm like, Laura, get the fuck out of

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<v Speaker 2>the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>I have.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know I said we wouldn't talk too much

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<v Speaker 2>about ship in this podcast, but this is this could

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<v Speaker 2>just rename the.

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<v Speaker 1>Podcasts talking about shit, talking.

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<v Speaker 2>About shit, two dads and ship. But yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 2>back to when we first started dating, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd like, if you have to go to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd like run the tap, might play music on your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, can I ask you a question about that? Because

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<v Speaker 1>obviously from The Bachelor, yes, would you consider that the

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<v Speaker 1>dating or after when you got out? That's when? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, obviously with The Bachelor as we see it,

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<v Speaker 1>well as myself, common folks see it, that they live

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<v Speaker 1>in a separate house.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. It's kind of like that gray period where

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<v Speaker 2>it's not really dating, but then after the show there's

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<v Speaker 2>maybe like six months where you get to see each

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<v Speaker 2>other secretly, secretly because obviously you don't want to give

0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:14.879
<v Speaker 2>away the outcome of the show. So we would be

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<v Speaker 2>like a weekend trip and a random house in like

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<v Speaker 2>the Blue Mountains where.

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<v Speaker 1>We could be actually really quiet, so you could hear

0:20:22.480 --> 0:20:23.240
<v Speaker 1>each other shit.

0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:26.159
<v Speaker 2>Literally because we couldn't leave the house at all, like

0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:30.280
<v Speaker 2>we're locked in on home arrest, house arrest, and so

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, if you're doing a shit, you'd like put

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<v Speaker 2>toilet paper on top of the toilet to like soften

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<v Speaker 2>the you know, you do everything to mitigate any kind

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<v Speaker 2>of sound leaving the bathroom and letting the other person.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially like especially a woman. I mean, I feel like

0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:46.800
<v Speaker 1>for a man like we it's kind of still a

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<v Speaker 1>fart's not going to be It's kind of like men shit,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah you know what I mean. It is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>What it is very utility, okay, but like women they

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like have to hide that, like we don't

0:20:57.119 --> 0:20:59.760
<v Speaker 1>two things from me on this one. I used to

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<v Speaker 1>have a friend who said that if he ever heard

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<v Speaker 1>his girlfriend shit or fart around him, it's straight up dumper.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, like no if no ifsor barts, how old

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<v Speaker 1>at this point, look in twenties, yeah not teenage.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if he's sixteen, that's crazy, that's crazy talk.

0:21:18.000 --> 0:21:22.280
<v Speaker 2>So if he loves Caroline and she goes, it's like you.

0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:25.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like you. Obviously you fell in love with Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great. And then she just let.

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<v Speaker 2>One slip out to get pack your staff and get the.

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<v Speaker 1>Call channel ten. I didn't sign up for this.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you want laure a breakup? Well, well, a Mexican.

0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:42.160
<v Speaker 1>She let one slip. So that's one thing I've got,

0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:44.159
<v Speaker 1>and then I've got another. This guy, I wouldn't call

0:21:44.240 --> 0:21:46.680
<v Speaker 1>him the previous one. I wouldn't call him my close friend.

0:21:46.720 --> 0:21:48.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to associate with people like that because

0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:51.399
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's unreasonable. Oh yeah, I'm disgusted, but

0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:53.359
<v Speaker 1>they don't need to be told to leave.

0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:56.919
<v Speaker 2>I don't encourage your fart in front of no the

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<v Speaker 2>opposite person, but if it happens, hey, that's fine.

0:22:02.520 --> 0:22:05.680
<v Speaker 1>And the other one was like this guy's now wife.

0:22:06.320 --> 0:22:09.520
<v Speaker 1>So for the whole time they dated, she only poohed

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<v Speaker 1>when he was asleep. What I know. Anyway, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>So where were so so she'd have to wait for

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<v Speaker 2>him to like not off and then she go great

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<v Speaker 2>out of the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So it's like, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was that's not sustainable an ongoing joke with my group

0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:35.280
<v Speaker 1>of friends that this was still occurring, still occur. I

0:22:35.320 --> 0:22:38.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know it could still be occurring. That's crazy. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's two ends of the spectrum.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, I mean, I have flashbacks when I was

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<v Speaker 2>like seventeen and I'd be at a girlfriend's house and

0:22:46.520 --> 0:22:49.400
<v Speaker 2>I'd have stomach cramps from holding in farts for so long.

0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:53.000
<v Speaker 2>And you know, I remember leaving one time to walk

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<v Speaker 2>back home and I literally was four steps out the

0:22:55.320 --> 0:23:01.400
<v Speaker 2>door and just and he was walking down. But those

0:23:01.480 --> 0:23:03.760
<v Speaker 2>days are long gone now. Laura will do a poop

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<v Speaker 2>with the door open.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Is that you heard it here?

0:23:10.440 --> 0:23:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Not to put Laura you know, well you just did.

0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:15.359
<v Speaker 2>She's like, what are you going to talk about on

0:23:15.400 --> 0:23:16.879
<v Speaker 2>your podcast?

0:23:18.040 --> 0:23:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Like, hey, shut the door when you do a ship? Yeah,

0:23:20.640 --> 0:23:24.159
<v Speaker 1>just hang up as an anonymous caller. Wow. And so

0:23:24.520 --> 0:23:27.240
<v Speaker 1>Rock Hampton, you've obviously put in a situation where you're.

0:23:27.440 --> 0:23:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Face to face with the other person doing a ship

0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:32.800
<v Speaker 2>that's the contact. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she just

0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:35.600
<v Speaker 2>I'd like walk past and she'd be staring right at

0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:37.960
<v Speaker 2>me with like a like small grimace on her face,

0:23:38.000 --> 0:23:40.800
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, are you doing a ship right now?

0:23:40.800 --> 0:23:47.359
<v Speaker 2>And she'd be like, yeah, Laura, alright. Please. When people

0:23:47.359 --> 0:23:50.200
<v Speaker 2>think about, you know, the memories from a family holiday,

0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:53.640
<v Speaker 2>for me, on top of that list is making eye

0:23:53.640 --> 0:23:55.720
<v Speaker 2>contact with my wife as she does a pooh.

0:23:56.320 --> 0:23:59.880
<v Speaker 1>It's scarred? Is it a mental scar for every other?

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<v Speaker 2>But now I kind of think it just brings us

0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:06.359
<v Speaker 2>closer together. It does. It's like childbirth almost. It's in

0:24:06.400 --> 0:24:07.120
<v Speaker 2>the same way.

0:24:07.000 --> 0:24:09.960
<v Speaker 1>You're already up to your elbows in ship with kids. Yeah,

0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:11.000
<v Speaker 1>it was covered in shit.

0:24:11.119 --> 0:24:12.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, who am I to judge?

0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Exactly right? I think like for April and I early

0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:18.960
<v Speaker 1>on the same thing, like so petrified for me to

0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:21.399
<v Speaker 1>know that she pood or fat or whatever, and like,

0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:23.679
<v Speaker 1>you're holding in your farts for like X amount of

0:24:23.680 --> 0:24:26.399
<v Speaker 1>time cannot be good for you. I read that that

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<v Speaker 1>absorb into your intestines.

0:24:29.960 --> 0:24:32.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm no doctor, so I mean, don't go out there

0:24:32.400 --> 0:24:35.560
<v Speaker 2>and quote this to other people. Not a reliable source.

0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:39.960
<v Speaker 2>I heard that your verbs are essentially farts.

0:24:39.840 --> 0:24:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because they absorb right. Yeah, again, I'm not.

0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:53.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this has ever happened to you.

0:24:54.840 --> 0:24:56.480
<v Speaker 2>In my head, I was like, we're not going to

0:24:56.480 --> 0:25:00.720
<v Speaker 2>talk about ship from the Yeah, but this there's levels

0:25:00.720 --> 0:25:03.320
<v Speaker 2>of shit though, this one's pretty clean in terms of

0:25:03.359 --> 0:25:05.440
<v Speaker 2>like this shit bar.

0:25:05.960 --> 0:25:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>This morning, racing out the door to go to daycare?

0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:12.679
<v Speaker 1>Do your kids go to the same daycare? Go two different?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I say, yeah, what are you doing?

0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Look? One of them is like free a bit older.

0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:22.919
<v Speaker 2>That's what you're doing. Yeah, that makes perfect savvy. So

0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:26.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm racing at the kids ready this morning. Marley doesn't

0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:29.320
<v Speaker 2>normally do a morning pooh. Normally it's after dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>On a routine already.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pretty much.

0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:34.920
<v Speaker 1>You are truly the best at I mean.

0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:39.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I've done to create this routine,

0:25:39.440 --> 0:25:42.840
<v Speaker 2>but this morning she broke routine. Did a morning poo

0:25:43.400 --> 0:25:46.639
<v Speaker 2>for some weird reason, always asks me to wipe her bum.

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:50.720
<v Speaker 2>Happy to oblige wiping her bottom, And it's a really

0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:52.200
<v Speaker 2>strong smelling.

0:25:51.840 --> 0:25:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Shit, Like if you could give me the one smell

0:25:54.880 --> 0:25:56.000
<v Speaker 1>that comes to mind.

0:25:55.920 --> 0:26:00.200
<v Speaker 2>It was like a meaty red wine stew.

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<v Speaker 1>Is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was in the bathroom. It was thick. I

0:26:05.840 --> 0:26:08.399
<v Speaker 2>walked in there and I was like, holy shit, Marley's like,

0:26:08.400 --> 0:26:12.480
<v Speaker 2>what this beautiful, petite little girl has just done like

0:26:12.600 --> 0:26:16.080
<v Speaker 2>the strongest meate is smelling shit you've ever smelled.

0:26:16.920 --> 0:26:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I wanted like one of the boys did a ship.

0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:22.200
<v Speaker 2>Literally like on a Sunday morning after drinking like twelve

0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:25.560
<v Speaker 2>weeks and then on it wiped, wiped, it got already.

0:26:26.320 --> 0:26:28.879
<v Speaker 2>And then I was like, man, that smell is just

0:26:29.440 --> 0:26:32.680
<v Speaker 2>it's it's lingering. I was like, I put the extractor

0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:35.879
<v Speaker 2>fan on. Still there. I'm in the bedroom putting their

0:26:35.920 --> 0:26:38.560
<v Speaker 2>shoes on it. I'm like, I can still smell this shit.

0:26:38.720 --> 0:26:42.280
<v Speaker 2>I was like, maybe my sense of smell is getting

0:26:42.280 --> 0:26:45.680
<v Speaker 2>better because I'm getting a bit older. And anyway, walk

0:26:45.680 --> 0:26:49.479
<v Speaker 2>into daycare. I look down and I've just got like

0:26:51.119 --> 0:26:55.360
<v Speaker 2>not thick, but I've got shit smeared on my arm,

0:26:55.960 --> 0:26:58.640
<v Speaker 2>and I've got shit smar on my shorts as well.

0:26:58.640 --> 0:27:03.400
<v Speaker 2>And I'm wearing like gray that kind of tracksuit material shorts.

0:27:03.440 --> 0:27:04.720
<v Speaker 1>You were in gray sweatpans.

0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:07.919
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, so it's like an obvious brown stain and

0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:11.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm midway to daycare and I'm like, oh, that explains

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:11.400
<v Speaker 2>a lot.

0:27:11.440 --> 0:27:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Got shit on me. How did you get it on

0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:14.160
<v Speaker 1>your forearm?

0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:16.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Like it wasn't like a hectic wipe.

0:27:16.920 --> 0:27:19.239
<v Speaker 1>Was it on the inside or the outside? Okay, the

0:27:19.280 --> 0:27:22.960
<v Speaker 1>logistics of getting shit on the outside of your forearm?

0:27:23.800 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 1>How did you like backhand wipe it?

0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:27.040
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I don't know.

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:29.399
<v Speaker 1>Did you wipe it like a backhand stroke?

0:27:29.720 --> 0:27:33.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it made I was thinking maybe

0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:36.280
<v Speaker 2>it happened that we were playing before, and she like,

0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:37.359
<v Speaker 2>doesn't make any sense.

0:27:37.560 --> 0:27:40.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, did she shit in the toilet or shit herself

0:27:40.800 --> 0:27:43.320
<v Speaker 1>in the toilet? Okay, right in the toilet, but yeah,

0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:45.439
<v Speaker 1>absolute mystery. And then I was like, I don't know

0:27:45.480 --> 0:27:49.359
<v Speaker 1>if I tell the daycare teachers, like, hey, I smell

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:51.320
<v Speaker 1>like shit, Yeah, just FYI.

0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:54.760
<v Speaker 2>If you're smell any ship, it's me because I've had

0:27:54.760 --> 0:27:57.359
<v Speaker 2>an accident this morning with the kids. But I was like,

0:27:57.600 --> 0:27:58.920
<v Speaker 2>I'll just do a quick drop off.

0:27:59.160 --> 0:27:59.840
<v Speaker 1>So what did you do?

0:28:00.119 --> 0:28:01.439
<v Speaker 2>I just dropped him off and got out of there.

0:28:01.440 --> 0:28:03.000
<v Speaker 2>But then also, normally, did.

0:28:02.880 --> 0:28:05.120
<v Speaker 1>You at least attempt to get the ship off here?

0:28:05.320 --> 0:28:06.240
<v Speaker 2>Not until I got home?

0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Do you not have wipes in the car or something? No?

0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:13.119
<v Speaker 2>I walked them down to daycare, okay, walk Yeah, so

0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:16.800
<v Speaker 2>I had no wipes on me? Standard leaf always was it?

0:28:17.520 --> 0:28:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Did you have something on underneath it.

0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 2>No, So I was just walking around for Brontie with

0:28:23.880 --> 0:28:24.760
<v Speaker 2>my daughter's.

0:28:24.400 --> 0:28:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Ship on me, thinking up the neighborhood.

0:28:26.600 --> 0:28:28.680
<v Speaker 2>And I normally get a morning coffee after I dropped

0:28:28.680 --> 0:28:29.280
<v Speaker 2>the girls off.

0:28:29.560 --> 0:28:33.119
<v Speaker 1>Today no, I did, Oh my god, what that triple

0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 1>shot thing? So you got the triple on your sleeve

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:41.160
<v Speaker 1>and sh in your head beautiful. I had a similar

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:43.400
<v Speaker 1>thing like not me before. I had kids out of

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:44.800
<v Speaker 1>friend and I caught up with them at the pub

0:28:45.520 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 1>and it was winter. So he had had this jumper

0:28:47.360 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 1>but he had the jump around his shoulders Like I

0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:53.400
<v Speaker 1>was like, what's that smell? What's that smell? Anyways, kids

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:55.960
<v Speaker 1>shut themselves on the jumper, but he just grabbed the

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:59.960
<v Speaker 1>jumper not knowing, and like he's just stunk your pub out?

0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:02.960
<v Speaker 1>About the poor bloke, super embarrassing, So like, I guarantee

0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>you your DAYCA was like, fucking smell?

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me or Matt? Really stink and shit?

0:29:11.280 --> 0:29:14.200
<v Speaker 2>I feel like as a parent, the smell of shit's

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:17.000
<v Speaker 2>not too alarming. Really used to it a faint smell

0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:18.400
<v Speaker 2>of shit. You're like, oh, it's fine.

0:29:18.520 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I love like pride kids, you like having kids. You

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:24.000
<v Speaker 1>like fuck who shout themselves like it's a really big den.

0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:25.720
<v Speaker 1>Now it's just like who's poop pood?

0:29:25.960 --> 0:29:27.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll ask a question in my head, but if I

0:29:27.480 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 2>can't figure it out in like five seconds and I'll

0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:30.560
<v Speaker 2>just move on. It's fine.

0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:32.560
<v Speaker 1>It's fine because someone thinks, like shit, someone needs to

0:29:32.560 --> 0:29:35.000
<v Speaker 1>clean it up eventually. And that leaves me one thing

0:29:35.000 --> 0:29:37.440
<v Speaker 1>as well, where it's like, okay, who's pood? And usually

0:29:37.480 --> 0:29:39.640
<v Speaker 1>the one in our house that can talk, he's like

0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Daddy did. And it got me thinking, like, do you,

0:29:43.280 --> 0:29:46.560
<v Speaker 1>as a parent, in your inner monologue, refer to yourself

0:29:46.600 --> 0:29:48.760
<v Speaker 1>as daddy or is that just me? So you know

0:29:48.800 --> 0:29:51.200
<v Speaker 1>how you're like, oh, Daddy's going to poopoos because it's

0:29:51.480 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, you're try and lighten what you're actually doing

0:29:54.320 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 1>to your kids. Oh, like Daddy's going to open the door,

0:29:56.360 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 1>or Daddy'll get it. Now, my whole inner monologue is

0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:02.640
<v Speaker 1>just me referring to myself as daddy full dad. So

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:07.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm both confused and horny, just like no one's even

0:30:07.840 --> 0:30:09.840
<v Speaker 1>in the house and I'm like, oh, Daddy'll watch that.

0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like kind of erotic.

0:30:14.640 --> 0:30:17.120
<v Speaker 1>It does because I also I play it off with

0:30:17.200 --> 0:30:17.840
<v Speaker 1>April too.

0:30:18.600 --> 0:30:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Daddy's hungry she'd be like, did you drink.

0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:23.600
<v Speaker 1>All my water? I'd be like, Daddy was thirsty.

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:26.240
<v Speaker 2>In the bedroom as well.

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I reckon, if I whipped it out in the bedroom,

0:30:28.480 --> 0:30:30.880
<v Speaker 1>she'd be like, get the fuck out you're on the

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:33.600
<v Speaker 1>couch because it's just like that different level of creep.

0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:37.320
<v Speaker 1>But if I do it to like everyday situations like Daddy's.

0:30:36.920 --> 0:30:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Hanging in the laundry, yeah.

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:40.720
<v Speaker 1>There's probably a good chance I'll get a laugh out

0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:43.680
<v Speaker 1>of it. You know what laughing leads to sexy time?

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:52.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Well so, yeah, So I wanted to ask you there's

0:30:53.640 --> 0:30:56.120
<v Speaker 1>a bit of scenario happening in our family at the moment.

0:30:56.280 --> 0:30:57.480
<v Speaker 2>It sounds quite serious.

0:30:57.960 --> 0:31:00.440
<v Speaker 1>It's serious, man, that's serious stuff. I mean, what are

0:31:00.440 --> 0:31:04.680
<v Speaker 1>your thoughts on using your kids to gain more friends?

0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Straight off the bat?

0:31:06.280 --> 0:31:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Totally fine, totally fine.

0:31:08.120 --> 0:31:11.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean kids take enough from us that at

0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:15.440
<v Speaker 2>some point I think it's totally fair to use them

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:16.280
<v Speaker 2>to your advantage.

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:18.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when we go back to it's hard to make friends, right,

0:31:18.800 --> 0:31:21.920
<v Speaker 1>but also like I don't want to gain too many

0:31:21.960 --> 0:31:22.520
<v Speaker 1>more friends.

0:31:23.280 --> 0:31:24.040
<v Speaker 2>Who's the friend?

0:31:24.440 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 1>All right? So I'll give you the scenario please, and

0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:29.800
<v Speaker 1>what's happened since? Okay, So a couple of weeks ago.

0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:32.560
<v Speaker 1>Two weeks ago, we got this little park in our complex,

0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:35.680
<v Speaker 1>and my wife took both the kids out to this

0:31:35.720 --> 0:31:37.880
<v Speaker 1>tiny little park. Is really quiet all the time. It's great.

0:31:38.040 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Usually if one of us stays back to clean it,

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 1>give the house bit of spruce up, love it. You

0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:44.800
<v Speaker 1>can't clean with the hip kids, and that's just fucking possible. Pointless,

0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm packing the toys up, turn around Oscar, tipping the

0:31:47.040 --> 0:31:50.600
<v Speaker 1>toys back out. It's just a waste of time. So

0:31:50.600 --> 0:31:54.000
<v Speaker 1>she's at the park and there's another kid at the park,

0:31:54.400 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 1>similar age to Oscar, just four, and his dad's there

0:31:59.440 --> 0:32:03.440
<v Speaker 1>and where the kids are playing, okay, and the wife

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 1>also shows up. I just got a really young baby.

0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:07.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking like five weeks old. So they're at the

0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:12.240
<v Speaker 1>park too. But the dad sort of engaged with April,

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:18.320
<v Speaker 1>like hey, kids are getting on and physically asked right

0:32:18.320 --> 0:32:21.920
<v Speaker 1>there and then for my wife's phone number. The wife's there, right,

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:25.000
<v Speaker 1>He's obviously his wife is there. His wife was there too,

0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:26.040
<v Speaker 1>So when.

0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 2>He's the one doing the asking, he's the.

0:32:27.640 --> 0:32:30.040
<v Speaker 1>One doing the asking. It was like he was trying

0:32:30.080 --> 0:32:32.920
<v Speaker 1>to gain friends. So anyway, I didn't know at this

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 1>age I'm at home. April comes and she's like, this

0:32:35.480 --> 0:32:36.000
<v Speaker 1>just happened.

0:32:36.560 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what did she give the number?

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, she said I didn't have any choice. I was like,

0:32:41.320 --> 0:32:42.880
<v Speaker 1>you do you just say? Look, we live a very

0:32:42.880 --> 0:32:44.200
<v Speaker 1>private life and I don't like to give out my

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:46.480
<v Speaker 1>personal number. I mean, it's easy for me to say

0:32:46.520 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 1>that than her to actually do it.

0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:50.720
<v Speaker 2>She's like, looks behind her, this family is they're like, hey,

0:32:51.240 --> 0:32:52.120
<v Speaker 2>we're moving in.

0:32:52.320 --> 0:32:54.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bully. She was like, I saw I paint and

0:32:54.880 --> 0:32:57.360
<v Speaker 1>straight away I'm like, do not drag me into me.

0:32:59.280 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't want any part of this.

0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:02.320
<v Speaker 2>I've just cleaned the fucking house.

0:33:02.320 --> 0:33:04.120
<v Speaker 1>I've just cleaned the house. And you come back and

0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:09.120
<v Speaker 1>you're saying you've got another man's phone number. She's like, no, no, no, no.

0:33:09.480 --> 0:33:12.000
<v Speaker 1>He wants to get together to have a playdate. And

0:33:12.040 --> 0:33:15.040
<v Speaker 1>it's like, okay, you've yoursues your kid to swooping on

0:33:15.080 --> 0:33:19.360
<v Speaker 1>my wife and started. But like, also, I think that's brazen,

0:33:20.280 --> 0:33:23.000
<v Speaker 1>the balls on this guy. Yeah, And I was like,

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 1>all right, maybe he won't, maybe he won't message.

0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:30.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, obviously, it's like in the moment, get the number.

0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:34.040
<v Speaker 1>And look, I think it's fine too. If you're at

0:33:34.080 --> 0:33:37.400
<v Speaker 1>like a community event. So for example, if both of

0:33:37.400 --> 0:33:39.400
<v Speaker 1>our kids are playing soccer together, all the little kickers

0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:42.239
<v Speaker 1>or whatever they're doing. Men and Matthew, we see each other.

0:33:42.320 --> 0:33:43.440
<v Speaker 1>They're week in week out.

0:33:43.560 --> 0:33:45.080
<v Speaker 2>That's strong common ground.

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:47.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's usually two blokes, two women whatever it

0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:50.480
<v Speaker 1>might be like men and women, Like, there's nothing wrong

0:33:50.520 --> 0:33:52.520
<v Speaker 1>with that. But also it's like they've never met before.

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this guy could be at a point where like

0:33:55.120 --> 0:33:56.240
<v Speaker 2>he really needs some help.

0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to find new friends, and like I said,

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:01.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get rid of friends I've got. I

0:34:01.360 --> 0:34:04.200
<v Speaker 1>don't need more. Yeah, I'm full, I'm full up. Man,

0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:10.000
<v Speaker 1>I've just yeah, manage took the last spot. And that's

0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:13.200
<v Speaker 1>not because I'm really popular, No, it's like I just like,

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:17.080
<v Speaker 1>there's only so many friends I can manage anyway, So

0:34:17.160 --> 0:34:19.759
<v Speaker 1>aprils come home. I've said, do not drag me into

0:34:19.760 --> 0:34:22.759
<v Speaker 1>this mess with you. This is your mess. You get out,

0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:25.560
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, I'm just gonna have to avoid the park.

0:34:26.320 --> 0:34:27.320
<v Speaker 2>But it's a complex.

0:34:27.640 --> 0:34:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but there's also many parks near us. But she's like,

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:33.399
<v Speaker 1>and the bad thing is, I've seen him in all

0:34:33.440 --> 0:34:38.000
<v Speaker 1>the other parks before from a distance, recognized him because

0:34:38.320 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 1>it's a small community there. There's all these townhouses. Not

0:34:42.040 --> 0:34:43.960
<v Speaker 1>everyone knows each other, but you sort of see the

0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:46.960
<v Speaker 1>same people. And I'm like, this is your fucking mess.

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:49.680
<v Speaker 1>I said, if he invites us to a playdate, no

0:34:49.680 --> 0:34:53.440
<v Speaker 1>matter where it is, I am not going. And I

0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:56.320
<v Speaker 1>don't even know the guy. It's just how my brain works.

0:34:56.360 --> 0:34:59.640
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I'm thinking we sort of let it go.

0:34:59.719 --> 0:35:02.319
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, he might not even call, or

0:35:02.360 --> 0:35:04.320
<v Speaker 1>he might say, hey, my kid's having a birthday party.

0:35:04.520 --> 0:35:06.520
<v Speaker 1>All these people coming over if you're a round cup

0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:09.680
<v Speaker 1>something like that. Anyway, he texts her the next day,

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:13.600
<v Speaker 1>that's first thing in the morning. I'm talking seven thirty

0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:15.480
<v Speaker 1>in the morning, to try and tee up a play

0:35:15.560 --> 0:35:19.120
<v Speaker 1>date for the followings or this upcoming Saturday.

0:35:19.120 --> 0:35:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Just to reiterate not fucking coming.

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. I was like, you got yourself into this,

0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:27.759
<v Speaker 1>miss babe. But it's all you anyways, So for the

0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:32.120
<v Speaker 1>whole day, okay, April was like I gotta respond. I

0:35:32.160 --> 0:35:33.720
<v Speaker 1>have to respond. I can't not respond.

0:35:33.800 --> 0:35:34.160
<v Speaker 2>I won't.

0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:35.480
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I won't be able to sleep.

0:35:35.560 --> 0:35:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you just say like, oh, I've got something

0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:37.719
<v Speaker 2>on here.

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:40.120
<v Speaker 1>But then I said, look, that means you're gonna have

0:35:40.120 --> 0:35:45.160
<v Speaker 1>to have something on every week because he's messaged you immediately, okay,

0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:50.200
<v Speaker 1>saying let's catch up this Saturday morning. So anyway, as

0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:52.319
<v Speaker 1>my wife would do, she dress a response, I've got

0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:54.279
<v Speaker 1>to check it. I was like, just rip the band

0:35:54.280 --> 0:36:02.200
<v Speaker 1>aid off, say this is the wrong number, Like did.

0:36:02.040 --> 0:36:04.160
<v Speaker 2>You not want to say? Hell me, like, let's just

0:36:04.200 --> 0:36:06.200
<v Speaker 2>go down the park a couple of meters from the

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:07.080
<v Speaker 2>house in the complex.

0:36:07.200 --> 0:36:10.879
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, he was. I think the message said something like, oh, hey,

0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:14.640
<v Speaker 1>really nice to meet you. If you're free on Saturday morning,

0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:16.759
<v Speaker 1>we can get the kids together at this particular park

0:36:16.800 --> 0:36:18.120
<v Speaker 1>that's nearest, that's got a name.

0:36:18.120 --> 0:36:20.640
<v Speaker 2>Just to confirm his a wife. He has a.

0:36:20.600 --> 0:36:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Wife, and she was there. She was there.

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:26.640
<v Speaker 2>But weird to like, obviously not to say that men

0:36:26.680 --> 0:36:29.560
<v Speaker 2>and women can't be friends, but it's weird that the

0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:31.160
<v Speaker 2>wife didn't initiate.

0:36:31.239 --> 0:36:34.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't yeah, I don't look personally, if it's me,

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm avoiding all our contact of the park. If I

0:36:37.480 --> 0:36:39.719
<v Speaker 1>see a guy there that I've seen heaps and we're

0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:42.719
<v Speaker 1>both pushing on the swing, it's hey, amen, that's as

0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:45.880
<v Speaker 1>far as about it. Yeah, So I've said to April,

0:36:45.920 --> 0:36:48.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, look, you can rip the band aid off

0:36:48.040 --> 0:36:50.440
<v Speaker 1>now it's done. We can avoid him for the rest

0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:53.400
<v Speaker 1>of our lives or move like that's the option, or

0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:55.080
<v Speaker 1>you could do it. But I said, if you go

0:36:55.160 --> 0:36:59.600
<v Speaker 1>to one, you've straight upset the precedents that you're willing

0:36:59.640 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 1>to go to these playdates.

0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:07.160
<v Speaker 2>Next thing will end up at birthday parties, christenings.

0:37:04.640 --> 0:37:07.560
<v Speaker 1>And and I'm going to get sucked into it the

0:37:07.600 --> 0:37:09.520
<v Speaker 1>whole day. She's trying to come up with a response.

0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:13.200
<v Speaker 1>We eventually came up with respond with something like, hey, sorry,

0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:15.839
<v Speaker 1>can't this Saturday. See what next week looks like.

0:37:16.080 --> 0:37:17.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:37:18.400 --> 0:37:20.440
<v Speaker 1>We finished it off with a thumbs up emotion.

0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:28.359
<v Speaker 2>Likeang, what was the intent with the thumbs up?

0:37:28.440 --> 0:37:31.080
<v Speaker 1>Just to be like I think it was like you

0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:37.040
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to leave it with no emoji, Like we tried, nice, try, nice, try,

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:40.080
<v Speaker 1>but we've got too many friends. We've got enough friends,

0:37:40.120 --> 0:37:42.480
<v Speaker 1>I should say. Anyway, so Saturday comes along, it's not

0:37:42.520 --> 0:37:44.799
<v Speaker 1>going to have a really really big ending story like

0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:47.759
<v Speaker 1>look on your faces, like this is gonna be good.

0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 1>It's not. We just spent all Saturday not going to

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:54.840
<v Speaker 1>the past. So I look my thought on it, and

0:37:54.880 --> 0:37:56.319
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I wonder what Mak's going to think

0:37:56.360 --> 0:37:59.560
<v Speaker 1>about this too, because I mean, you're in the area,

0:37:59.680 --> 0:38:01.439
<v Speaker 1>You've spend a lot of time with the kids. Because

0:38:01.520 --> 0:38:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Laura is just to go get her, you would get approached.

0:38:04.400 --> 0:38:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I've been the other guy.

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you've been trying to find friends, going to lose, don't.

0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:17.680
<v Speaker 2>Do it down at Bronte Park a few times. I've

0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:19.880
<v Speaker 2>seen Andrew Johns with his daughter.

0:38:20.280 --> 0:38:24.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, okay, he's an immortal. You want to

0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:27.239
<v Speaker 1>attach yourself to people are going to live forever. Ever, Yes, yeah,

0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:27.920
<v Speaker 1>that's it.

0:38:28.400 --> 0:38:30.719
<v Speaker 2>And his daughter's the same age as Marley AND's. You know,

0:38:30.800 --> 0:38:33.920
<v Speaker 2>like I kind of was like assuring her her go

0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:36.800
<v Speaker 2>on the swings when she and Andrew Johns's daughter's on

0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:40.399
<v Speaker 2>the swings. And then guess what daycare his daughter goes

0:38:40.440 --> 0:38:42.560
<v Speaker 2>to yours, same as Marley.

0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:47.080
<v Speaker 1>It's meant to be and yet and show up here

0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:50.080
<v Speaker 1>we go go on it. Because if he becomes your friend,

0:38:50.200 --> 0:38:53.319
<v Speaker 1>he also becomes my friend by default. I mean, that's

0:38:54.000 --> 0:38:56.640
<v Speaker 1>that's non negotiable for him. That's too bad for you.

0:38:57.160 --> 0:39:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Two for one deal, yeah, because that also gets us

0:39:00.000 --> 0:39:02.000
<v Speaker 1>closest is a Matt John's. We all know what you

0:39:02.080 --> 0:39:07.000
<v Speaker 1>like with the John So go to KINDI dress the

0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:12.080
<v Speaker 1>kids up in Newcastle Knights straight in Come on girls,

0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:13.800
<v Speaker 1>it's number seven on the back.

0:39:14.560 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 2>Well, we had a scenario where one Friday afternoon, we

0:39:18.320 --> 0:39:20.560
<v Speaker 2>had like a little fish and chips on like the

0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:23.920
<v Speaker 2>grass area at the beach. We saw his daughter and

0:39:23.960 --> 0:39:26.480
<v Speaker 2>they get along like really really well. And I was like,

0:39:27.280 --> 0:39:30.600
<v Speaker 2>this is it Friday afternoon. I've got a couple of

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:34.880
<v Speaker 2>drinks in the ski, fish and chips, nice and relaxed,

0:39:35.000 --> 0:39:40.279
<v Speaker 2>perfect environment to like begin the friendship. And annoyingly, she

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:43.680
<v Speaker 2>was with a babysitter. He wasn't around, and it was

0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:44.839
<v Speaker 2>it was heartbreaking.

0:39:45.320 --> 0:39:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Do you knock her out?

0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:51.680
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I was like where, I don't know where

0:39:51.680 --> 0:39:56.720
<v Speaker 2>we're hurting me? So where yet we yet to start

0:39:56.719 --> 0:39:59.560
<v Speaker 2>the friendship. He's probably listening right now, if he's listening

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:00.880
<v Speaker 2>being like, I had no idea.

0:40:01.000 --> 0:40:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I had no idea. I'm actually a really big fan

0:40:03.000 --> 0:40:04.560
<v Speaker 1>of yours. I was just afraid to come.

0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:07.759
<v Speaker 2>Up and you just talk to me. I'm just like

0:40:07.800 --> 0:40:08.320
<v Speaker 2>any other.

0:40:08.200 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Girl, I'm one of you.

0:40:11.360 --> 0:40:15.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm very much using my child as bait to make

0:40:15.360 --> 0:40:17.600
<v Speaker 2>a new friendship. You're going very well.

0:40:18.040 --> 0:40:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Look, I think if it's someone like Andrew Johns. Yeah,

0:40:21.520 --> 0:40:23.479
<v Speaker 1>but like, how would you feel if Andrew Johns walked

0:40:23.520 --> 0:40:26.799
<v Speaker 1>up to you know what? It'd still be okay if

0:40:26.800 --> 0:40:31.359
<v Speaker 1>he was like, babe, give him your number, Just give

0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:31.719
<v Speaker 1>it to him.

0:40:31.760 --> 0:40:34.919
<v Speaker 2>Anyway. If I looked over and Andrew Johns was trying

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:40.040
<v Speaker 2>to kiss my wife, I'd be like, do it, babe,

0:40:41.120 --> 0:40:45.839
<v Speaker 2>leaning more time, Totally fine with it.

0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Does that mean if you kiss in the model you're

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:48.840
<v Speaker 1>also yeah.

0:40:48.680 --> 0:40:51.000
<v Speaker 2>I'd been next in line. I'd be like, well, come here,

0:40:51.040 --> 0:40:51.680
<v Speaker 2>big boy in.

0:40:52.440 --> 0:40:57.719
<v Speaker 1>Dy wants to kiss Daddy wants to kiss Andrew his

0:40:57.760 --> 0:41:00.440
<v Speaker 1>wife called him, and I'm like, for sure, and we

0:41:00.440 --> 0:41:03.080
<v Speaker 1>can go on about Andrew the greatest player of all time.

0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:07.000
<v Speaker 2>I've just seen the time it is. I'm sorry to say.

0:41:07.239 --> 0:41:09.880
<v Speaker 2>If anyone is still listening at this point, probably just

0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:11.680
<v Speaker 2>that one guy who's been trying to get your wife's

0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:12.359
<v Speaker 2>number at the park.

0:41:12.400 --> 0:41:16.279
<v Speaker 1>He's talking about me for sure. He's like, I've done

0:41:16.320 --> 0:41:19.359
<v Speaker 1>what I set out to achieve. Now I'm embedded in

0:41:19.400 --> 0:41:20.520
<v Speaker 1>their relationship.

0:41:20.960 --> 0:41:22.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, one listener, it's great to have you here. But

0:41:22.960 --> 0:41:24.280
<v Speaker 2>that is the very first episode.

0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:26.239
<v Speaker 1>It could be the only episode, could be.

0:41:26.800 --> 0:41:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeahistically we could listen back and go, well, that was

0:41:30.200 --> 0:41:32.480
<v Speaker 2>absolutely terrible. Let's never do that again.

0:41:32.560 --> 0:41:34.799
<v Speaker 1>I think when people see that I'm talking into a sock,

0:41:35.239 --> 0:41:36.640
<v Speaker 1>and I think this is not the place for me.

0:41:37.640 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, once I saw that sock hard.

0:41:40.160 --> 0:41:41.760
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't want to know where this is going,

0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:42.799
<v Speaker 1>but we don't know.

0:41:43.000 --> 0:41:45.799
<v Speaker 2>Hey, if you do want another episode, I mean, I'm

0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:46.520
<v Speaker 2>pretty needy.

0:41:46.880 --> 0:41:49.800
<v Speaker 1>I've noticed, and let me know if people want to

0:41:49.840 --> 0:41:51.520
<v Speaker 1>hear another episode. They want to hear is ramble on

0:41:51.600 --> 0:41:52.080
<v Speaker 1>about ship.

0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:55.360
<v Speaker 2>One thing that we will do for episode two. I

0:41:55.400 --> 0:41:57.319
<v Speaker 2>think there will be an episode two. We'll try and

0:41:57.320 --> 0:41:57.640
<v Speaker 2>do this.

0:41:57.600 --> 0:41:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Every week, but we don't know if there is going

0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 1>to be a just committed to us everywhere. Yeah, okng on,

0:42:02.560 --> 0:42:03.560
<v Speaker 1>just let me quit my job.

0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:09.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we will. Obviously two of the best dads in

0:42:09.280 --> 0:42:12.439
<v Speaker 2>the country, two of the most doting dads. We're here

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 2>at your disposal for any parents out there who may

0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:18.959
<v Speaker 2>have some questions. We'll caveat that and say that Ash

0:42:19.000 --> 0:42:21.040
<v Speaker 2>and I don't come from a place of you know,

0:42:21.520 --> 0:42:22.400
<v Speaker 2>great knowledge.

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:24.000
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just getting by it.

0:42:24.040 --> 0:42:24.200
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:42:24.200 --> 0:42:27.960
<v Speaker 1>They always say you're either thriving or surviving, and I

0:42:28.000 --> 0:42:29.600
<v Speaker 1>think I am definitely.

0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:34.759
<v Speaker 2>Surviving, treading water, just keeping my exhausted Yeah, gasping for air.

0:42:34.800 --> 0:42:38.640
<v Speaker 2>But if you have any parenting questions please send it

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<v Speaker 2>through to Ash or myself on Instagram or TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>We could start our own Instagram. Two Doting Dads, Two

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<v Speaker 1>Doting dads. We've got to check it's available.

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<v Speaker 2>But if it's available, check if it's not us, ignore,

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<v Speaker 2>If it's a photo of me and Ash, that's a follow,

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<v Speaker 2>that's us. Yeah. Throw on a couple of questions next

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<v Speaker 2>week if we come back, we'll answer them. But also

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<v Speaker 2>if you do and the episode Apple podcasts, little.

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<v Speaker 1>Review like subscribe, download it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you didn't like it, fuck off.

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<v Speaker 1>If you didn't like it, you're the problem, not as.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's it. That's it, Thanks listening, Thank you so

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<v Speaker 2>much for Macie. Next week. Two Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges

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<v Speaker 2>the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the connections

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<v Speaker 2>to land, sea and community. We pay our respects to

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<v Speaker 2>the elders past and present and extend that respect to

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<v Speaker 2>all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today. This episode

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<v Speaker 2>was recorded on gadagal Land