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Speaker 2: Hello. I am Maddie J And I'm Ash and you're

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Speaker 2: currently listening to two Doting Dads, a podcast where we'll

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Speaker 2: talk about parenting, the good, the bad, the relatable, every

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Speaker 2: little stuff up that we make, which there are plenty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you've come for some sound advice, this

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Speaker 2: Oh you'd like, stop right now, stop, turn it off,

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Speaker 2: head to mamma Mia. Yeah, listen to one of those podcasts.

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Speaker 1: This is not educational whatsoever.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no. But if you're coming

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Speaker 2: to feel like there's others out there who were sharing

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Speaker 1: Welcome big embrace from both of us, because, like I

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Speaker 2: As you can see, the house was fucking messy, and

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Speaker 2: People love it? People love it. I had a lady

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Speaker 2: You may be wondering how Ash and I got together,

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Speaker 2: Did about five and a half hours of iPads?

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Speaker 1: That's nothing in my house, scratching the surface. iPad is

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Speaker 2: It's bad because it's so bloody good. It keeps him

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we hit the iPads, which is a shame.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't die.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I came on.

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Speaker 1: Street lights are on. Back. I know you're three. Street

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Later, I want to fight. I look at my

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Speaker 2: How the fuck did she do it by herself?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, single parent.

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Speaker 1: I to meet this woman. Yeah, she probably whip me

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Speaker 2: All the Johnson's, all the Johnson's here, and.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what she brought with her? Two frozen

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Speaker 2: It's definitely cocaine.

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Speaker 1: Get it out, only take it out of there ale

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Speaker 1: taking a bit just to make sure it's actually a

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Speaker 2: Actually, so Mama brought you brew enough food for us

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Speaker 2: And also my sister's got three kids as well, so

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Speaker 2: Never, like we never crossed life. Yeah, am I looking

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Speaker 3: You are?

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Speaker 2: And so we had to kind of you know, readjust

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Speaker 1: You just want that little It's like the skin between

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Speaker 2: Let's keep that.

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Speaker 1: Let's keep that. That's yours time.

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Speaker 2: What. Yeah, I'm like, Laura, get the fuck out of

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Speaker 2: the bar.

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Speaker 1: I have.

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Speaker 2: And I know I said we wouldn't talk too much

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Speaker 2: just rename the.

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Speaker 1: Podcasts talking about shit, talking.

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Speaker 2: About shit, two dads and ship. But yeah, I think

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Speaker 2: you'd like run the tap, might play music on your phone.

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00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,040
Speaker 1: Wait, can I ask you a question about that? Because

446
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,879
Speaker 1: obviously from The Bachelor, yes, would you consider that the

447
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:53,080
Speaker 1: dating or after when you got out? That's when? Because

448
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:55,240
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously with The Bachelor as we see it,

449
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,760
Speaker 1: well as myself, common folks see it, that they live

450
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,760
Speaker 1: in a separate house.

451
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,880
Speaker 2: I can't. It's kind of like that gray period where

452
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:06,040
Speaker 2: it's not really dating, but then after the show there's

453
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,960
Speaker 2: maybe like six months where you get to see each

454
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,960
Speaker 2: other secretly, secretly because obviously you don't want to give

455
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,879
Speaker 2: away the outcome of the show. So we would be

456
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,640
Speaker 2: like a weekend trip and a random house in like

457
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,480
Speaker 2: the Blue Mountains where.

458
00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,439
Speaker 1: We could be actually really quiet, so you could hear

459
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,240
Speaker 1: each other shit.

460
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:26,159
Speaker 2: Literally because we couldn't leave the house at all, like

461
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 2: we're locked in on home arrest, house arrest, and so

462
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,920
Speaker 2: you're like, if you're doing a shit, you'd like put

463
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,480
Speaker 2: toilet paper on top of the toilet to like soften

464
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,040
Speaker 2: the you know, you do everything to mitigate any kind

465
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,360
Speaker 2: of sound leaving the bathroom and letting the other person.

466
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,919
Speaker 1: Especially like especially a woman. I mean, I feel like

467
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 1: for a man like we it's kind of still a

468
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,480
Speaker 1: fart's not going to be It's kind of like men shit,

469
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,359
Speaker 1: yeah you know what I mean. It is what it is.

470
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 1: What it is very utility, okay, but like women they

471
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 1: kind of like have to hide that, like we don't

472
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,760
Speaker 1: two things from me on this one. I used to

473
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,560
Speaker 1: have a friend who said that if he ever heard

474
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,840
Speaker 1: his girlfriend shit or fart around him, it's straight up dumper.

475
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,440
Speaker 1: I know, like no if no ifsor barts, how old

476
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:13,680
Speaker 1: at this point, look in twenties, yeah not teenage.

477
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:13,880
Speaker 2: Shit.

478
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's sixteen, that's crazy, that's crazy talk.

479
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 2: So if he loves Caroline and she goes, it's like you.

480
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you. Obviously you fell in love with Laura.

481
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,119
Speaker 1: That's great. And then she just let.

482
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 2: One slip out to get pack your staff and get the.

483
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 1: Call channel ten. I didn't sign up for this.

484
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,920
Speaker 2: Why did you want laure a breakup? Well, well, a Mexican.

485
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,160
Speaker 1: She let one slip. So that's one thing I've got,

486
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,159
Speaker 1: and then I've got another. This guy, I wouldn't call

487
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,680
Speaker 1: him the previous one. I wouldn't call him my close friend.

488
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to associate with people like that because

489
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,399
Speaker 1: I feel like that's unreasonable. Oh yeah, I'm disgusted, but

490
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,359
Speaker 1: they don't need to be told to leave.

491
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,919
Speaker 2: I don't encourage your fart in front of no the

492
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 2: opposite person, but if it happens, hey, that's fine.

493
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,680
Speaker 1: And the other one was like this guy's now wife.

494
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 1: So for the whole time they dated, she only poohed

495
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:14,159
Speaker 1: when he was asleep. What I know. Anyway, it was.

496
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:19,439
Speaker 2: So where were so so she'd have to wait for

497
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 2: him to like not off and then she go great

498
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 2: out of the bed.

499
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,119
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So it's like, and it

500
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:32,680
Speaker 1: was that's not sustainable an ongoing joke with my group

501
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 1: of friends that this was still occurring, still occur. I

502
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 1: don't know it could still be occurring. That's crazy. So

503
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 1: that's two ends of the spectrum.

504
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 2: They're like, I mean, I have flashbacks when I was

505
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,479
Speaker 2: like seventeen and I'd be at a girlfriend's house and

506
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,400
Speaker 2: I'd have stomach cramps from holding in farts for so long.

507
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 2: And you know, I remember leaving one time to walk

508
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 2: back home and I literally was four steps out the

509
00:22:55,320 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 2: door and just and he was walking down. But those

510
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 2: days are long gone now. Laura will do a poop

511
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 2: with the door open.

512
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 1: Wow. Is that you heard it here?

513
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 2: Not to put Laura you know, well you just did.

514
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 2: She's like, what are you going to talk about on

515
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 2: your podcast?

516
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,400
Speaker 1: Like, hey, shut the door when you do a ship? Yeah,

517
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 1: just hang up as an anonymous caller. Wow. And so

518
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 1: Rock Hampton, you've obviously put in a situation where you're.

519
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 2: Face to face with the other person doing a ship

520
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 2: that's the contact. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she just

521
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 2: I'd like walk past and she'd be staring right at

522
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 2: me with like a like small grimace on her face,

523
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 2: and I'm like, are you doing a ship right now?

524
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 2: And she'd be like, yeah, Laura, alright. Please. When people

525
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 2: think about, you know, the memories from a family holiday,

526
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,640
Speaker 2: for me, on top of that list is making eye

527
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 2: contact with my wife as she does a pooh.

528
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,880
Speaker 1: It's scarred? Is it a mental scar for every other?

529
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 2: But now I kind of think it just brings us

530
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 2: closer together. It does. It's like childbirth almost. It's in

531
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,120
Speaker 2: the same way.

532
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: You're already up to your elbows in ship with kids. Yeah,

533
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 1: it was covered in shit.

534
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, who am I to judge?

535
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: Exactly right? I think like for April and I early

536
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 1: on the same thing, like so petrified for me to

537
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: know that she pood or fat or whatever, and like,

538
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 1: you're holding in your farts for like X amount of

539
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 1: time cannot be good for you. I read that that

540
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,120
Speaker 1: absorb into your intestines.

541
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 2: I'm no doctor, so I mean, don't go out there

542
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 2: and quote this to other people. Not a reliable source.

543
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 2: I heard that your verbs are essentially farts.

544
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they absorb right. Yeah, again, I'm not.

545
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 2: I don't know if this has ever happened to you.

546
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 2: In my head, I was like, we're not going to

547
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 2: talk about ship from the Yeah, but this there's levels

548
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 2: of shit though, this one's pretty clean in terms of

549
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 2: like this shit bar.

550
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

551
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 2: This morning, racing out the door to go to daycare?

552
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,679
Speaker 1: Do your kids go to the same daycare? Go two different?

553
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 2: No? I say, yeah, what are you doing?

554
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: Look? One of them is like free a bit older.

555
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 2: That's what you're doing. Yeah, that makes perfect savvy. So

556
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 2: I'm racing at the kids ready this morning. Marley doesn't

557
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 2: normally do a morning pooh. Normally it's after dinner.

558
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 1: On a routine already.

559
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.

560
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 1: You are truly the best at I mean.

561
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 2: I don't know what I've done to create this routine,

562
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 2: but this morning she broke routine. Did a morning poo

563
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 2: for some weird reason, always asks me to wipe her bum.

564
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 2: Happy to oblige wiping her bottom, And it's a really

565
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 2: strong smelling.

566
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: Shit, Like if you could give me the one smell

567
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: that comes to mind.

568
00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 2: It was like a meaty red wine stew.

569
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: Is.

570
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was in the bathroom. It was thick. I

571
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 2: walked in there and I was like, holy shit, Marley's like,

572
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 2: what this beautiful, petite little girl has just done like

573
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: the strongest meate is smelling shit you've ever smelled.

574
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: I wanted like one of the boys did a ship.

575
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 2: Literally like on a Sunday morning after drinking like twelve

576
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 2: weeks and then on it wiped, wiped, it got already.

577
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 2: And then I was like, man, that smell is just

578
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 2: it's it's lingering. I was like, I put the extractor

579
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 2: fan on. Still there. I'm in the bedroom putting their

580
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: shoes on it. I'm like, I can still smell this shit.

581
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe my sense of smell is getting

582
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 2: better because I'm getting a bit older. And anyway, walk

583
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,479
Speaker 2: into daycare. I look down and I've just got like

584
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 2: not thick, but I've got shit smeared on my arm,

585
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 2: and I've got shit smar on my shorts as well.

586
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:03,400
Speaker 2: And I'm wearing like gray that kind of tracksuit material shorts.

587
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: You were in gray sweatpans.

588
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 2: So yeah, so it's like an obvious brown stain and

589
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 2: I'm midway to daycare and I'm like, oh, that explains

590
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 2: a lot.

591
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: Got shit on me. How did you get it on

592
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 1: your forearm?

593
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like it wasn't like a hectic wipe.

594
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,239
Speaker 1: Was it on the inside or the outside? Okay, the

595
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: logistics of getting shit on the outside of your forearm?

596
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: How did you like backhand wipe it?

597
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know.

598
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 1: Did you wipe it like a backhand stroke?

599
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 2: I don't know if it made I was thinking maybe

600
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 2: it happened that we were playing before, and she like,

601
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense.

602
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: Okay, did she shit in the toilet or shit herself

603
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: in the toilet? Okay, right in the toilet, but yeah,

604
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,439
Speaker 1: absolute mystery. And then I was like, I don't know

605
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: if I tell the daycare teachers, like, hey, I smell

606
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: like shit, Yeah, just FYI.

607
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: If you're smell any ship, it's me because I've had

608
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 2: an accident this morning with the kids. But I was like,

609
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 2: I'll just do a quick drop off.

610
00:27:59,160 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: So what did you do?

611
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 2: I just dropped him off and got out of there.

612
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 2: But then also, normally, did.

613
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 1: You at least attempt to get the ship off here?

614
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 2: Not until I got home?

615
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: Do you not have wipes in the car or something? No?

616
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 2: I walked them down to daycare, okay, walk Yeah, so

617
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 2: I had no wipes on me? Standard leaf always was it?

618
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 1: Did you have something on underneath it.

619
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 2: No, So I was just walking around for Brontie with

620
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 2: my daughter's.

621
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: Ship on me, thinking up the neighborhood.

622
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: And I normally get a morning coffee after I dropped

623
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 2: the girls off.

624
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 1: Today no, I did, Oh my god, what that triple

625
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: shot thing? So you got the triple on your sleeve

626
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: and sh in your head beautiful. I had a similar

627
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: thing like not me before. I had kids out of

628
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: friend and I caught up with them at the pub

629
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: and it was winter. So he had had this jumper

630
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: but he had the jump around his shoulders Like I

631
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: was like, what's that smell? What's that smell? Anyways, kids

632
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: shut themselves on the jumper, but he just grabbed the

633
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: jumper not knowing, and like he's just stunk your pub out?

634
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: About the poor bloke, super embarrassing, So like, I guarantee

635
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: you your DAYCA was like, fucking smell?

636
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 2: Is it just me or Matt? Really stink and shit?

637
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 2: I feel like as a parent, the smell of shit's

638
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 2: not too alarming. Really used to it a faint smell

639
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 2: of shit. You're like, oh, it's fine.

640
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: I love like pride kids, you like having kids. You

641
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: like fuck who shout themselves like it's a really big den.

642
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: Now it's just like who's poop pood?

643
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 2: I'll ask a question in my head, but if I

644
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: can't figure it out in like five seconds and I'll

645
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 2: just move on. It's fine.

646
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: It's fine because someone thinks, like shit, someone needs to

647
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: clean it up eventually. And that leaves me one thing

648
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: as well, where it's like, okay, who's pood? And usually

649
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: the one in our house that can talk, he's like

650
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: Daddy did. And it got me thinking, like, do you,

651
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: as a parent, in your inner monologue, refer to yourself

652
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: as daddy or is that just me? So you know

653
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: how you're like, oh, Daddy's going to poopoos because it's

654
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: you know, you're try and lighten what you're actually doing

655
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: to your kids. Oh, like Daddy's going to open the door,

656
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: or Daddy'll get it. Now, my whole inner monologue is

657
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: just me referring to myself as daddy full dad. So

658
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: I'm both confused and horny, just like no one's even

659
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: in the house and I'm like, oh, Daddy'll watch that.

660
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: It sounds like kind of erotic.

661
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: It does because I also I play it off with

662
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: April too.

663
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 2: Daddy's hungry she'd be like, did you drink.

664
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: All my water? I'd be like, Daddy was thirsty.

665
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 2: In the bedroom as well.

666
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: I reckon, if I whipped it out in the bedroom,

667
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: she'd be like, get the fuck out you're on the

668
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: couch because it's just like that different level of creep.

669
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: But if I do it to like everyday situations like Daddy's.

670
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 2: Hanging in the laundry, yeah.

671
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: There's probably a good chance I'll get a laugh out

672
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: of it. You know what laughing leads to sexy time?

673
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

674
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: Well so, yeah, So I wanted to ask you there's

675
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: a bit of scenario happening in our family at the moment.

676
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 2: It sounds quite serious.

677
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: It's serious, man, that's serious stuff. I mean, what are

678
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: your thoughts on using your kids to gain more friends?

679
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 2: Straight off the bat?

680
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: Totally fine, totally fine.

681
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean kids take enough from us that at

682
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 2: some point I think it's totally fair to use them

683
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 2: to your advantage.

684
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, when we go back to it's hard to make friends, right,

685
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: but also like I don't want to gain too many

686
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: more friends.

687
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 2: Who's the friend?

688
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: All right? So I'll give you the scenario please, and

689
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: what's happened since? Okay, So a couple of weeks ago.

690
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: Two weeks ago, we got this little park in our complex,

691
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: and my wife took both the kids out to this

692
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: tiny little park. Is really quiet all the time. It's great.

693
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 1: Usually if one of us stays back to clean it,

694
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: give the house bit of spruce up, love it. You

695
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: can't clean with the hip kids, and that's just fucking possible. Pointless,

696
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: I'm packing the toys up, turn around Oscar, tipping the

697
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: toys back out. It's just a waste of time. So

698
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: she's at the park and there's another kid at the park,

699
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: similar age to Oscar, just four, and his dad's there

700
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: and where the kids are playing, okay, and the wife

701
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: also shows up. I just got a really young baby.

702
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: I'm talking like five weeks old. So they're at the

703
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: park too. But the dad sort of engaged with April,

704
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: like hey, kids are getting on and physically asked right

705
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: there and then for my wife's phone number. The wife's there, right,

706
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: He's obviously his wife is there. His wife was there too,

707
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: So when.

708
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 2: He's the one doing the asking, he's the.

709
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: One doing the asking. It was like he was trying

710
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: to gain friends. So anyway, I didn't know at this

711
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: age I'm at home. April comes and she's like, this

712
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: just happened.

713
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 2: Okay, what did she give the number?

714
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: Well, she said I didn't have any choice. I was like,

715
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: you do you just say? Look, we live a very

716
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: private life and I don't like to give out my

717
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: personal number. I mean, it's easy for me to say

718
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: that than her to actually do it.

719
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: She's like, looks behind her, this family is they're like, hey,

720
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 2: we're moving in.

721
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, bully. She was like, I saw I paint and

722
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: straight away I'm like, do not drag me into me.

723
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: I don't want any part of this.

724
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 2: I've just cleaned the fucking house.

725
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: I've just cleaned the house. And you come back and

726
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: you're saying you've got another man's phone number. She's like, no, no, no, no.

727
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: He wants to get together to have a playdate. And

728
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, you've yoursues your kid to swooping on

729
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: my wife and started. But like, also, I think that's brazen,

730
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: the balls on this guy. Yeah, And I was like,

731
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: all right, maybe he won't, maybe he won't message.

732
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously, it's like in the moment, get the number.

733
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: And look, I think it's fine too. If you're at

734
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: like a community event. So for example, if both of

735
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: our kids are playing soccer together, all the little kickers

736
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,239
Speaker 1: or whatever they're doing. Men and Matthew, we see each other.

737
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: They're week in week out.

738
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: That's strong common ground.

739
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's usually two blokes, two women whatever it

740
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 1: might be like men and women, Like, there's nothing wrong

741
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: with that. But also it's like they've never met before.

742
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy could be at a point where like

743
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 2: he really needs some help.

744
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: He's trying to find new friends, and like I said,

745
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get rid of friends I've got. I

746
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: don't need more. Yeah, I'm full, I'm full up. Man,

747
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: I've just yeah, manage took the last spot. And that's

748
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: not because I'm really popular, No, it's like I just like,

749
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: there's only so many friends I can manage anyway, So

750
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: aprils come home. I've said, do not drag me into

751
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: this mess with you. This is your mess. You get out,

752
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm just gonna have to avoid the park.

753
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 2: But it's a complex.

754
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's also many parks near us. But she's like,

755
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 1: and the bad thing is, I've seen him in all

756
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: the other parks before from a distance, recognized him because

757
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: it's a small community there. There's all these townhouses. Not

758
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: everyone knows each other, but you sort of see the

759
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: same people. And I'm like, this is your fucking mess.

760
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: I said, if he invites us to a playdate, no

761
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: matter where it is, I am not going. And I

762
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: don't even know the guy. It's just how my brain works.

763
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm thinking we sort of let it go.

764
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: And I was like, he might not even call, or

765
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 1: he might say, hey, my kid's having a birthday party.

766
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: All these people coming over if you're a round cup

767
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: something like that. Anyway, he texts her the next day,

768
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: that's first thing in the morning. I'm talking seven thirty

769
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: in the morning, to try and tee up a play

770
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: date for the followings or this upcoming Saturday.

771
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 2: Just to reiterate not fucking coming.

772
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I was like, you got yourself into this,

773
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: miss babe. But it's all you anyways, So for the

774
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: whole day, okay, April was like I gotta respond. I

775
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,720
Speaker 1: have to respond. I can't not respond.

776
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: I won't.

777
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: She's like, I won't be able to sleep.

778
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 2: Why didn't you just say like, oh, I've got something

779
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 2: on here.

780
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: But then I said, look, that means you're gonna have

781
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: to have something on every week because he's messaged you immediately, okay,

782
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: saying let's catch up this Saturday morning. So anyway, as

783
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 1: my wife would do, she dress a response, I've got

784
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: to check it. I was like, just rip the band

785
00:35:54,280 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: aid off, say this is the wrong number, Like did.

786
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 2: You not want to say? Hell me, like, let's just

787
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 2: go down the park a couple of meters from the

788
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 2: house in the complex.

789
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, he was. I think the message said something like, oh, hey,

790
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: really nice to meet you. If you're free on Saturday morning,

791
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: we can get the kids together at this particular park

792
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: that's nearest, that's got a name.

793
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 2: Just to confirm his a wife. He has a.

794
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: Wife, and she was there. She was there.

795
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 2: But weird to like, obviously not to say that men

796
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 2: and women can't be friends, but it's weird that the

797
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 2: wife didn't initiate.

798
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: I don't yeah, I don't look personally, if it's me,

799
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm avoiding all our contact of the park. If I

800
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: see a guy there that I've seen heaps and we're

801
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: both pushing on the swing, it's hey, amen, that's as

802
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: far as about it. Yeah, So I've said to April,

803
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, look, you can rip the band aid off

804
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: now it's done. We can avoid him for the rest

805
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: of our lives or move like that's the option, or

806
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: you could do it. But I said, if you go

807
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: to one, you've straight upset the precedents that you're willing

808
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: to go to these playdates.

809
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: Next thing will end up at birthday parties, christenings.

810
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: And and I'm going to get sucked into it the

811
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: whole day. She's trying to come up with a response.

812
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: We eventually came up with respond with something like, hey, sorry,

813
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: can't this Saturday. See what next week looks like.

814
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

815
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: We finished it off with a thumbs up emotion.

816
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 2: Likeang, what was the intent with the thumbs up?

817
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: Just to be like I think it was like you

818
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: didn't want to leave it with no emoji, Like we tried, nice, try, nice, try,

819
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: but we've got too many friends. We've got enough friends,

820
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: I should say. Anyway, so Saturday comes along, it's not

821
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: going to have a really really big ending story like

822
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: look on your faces, like this is gonna be good.

823
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: It's not. We just spent all Saturday not going to

824
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: the past. So I look my thought on it, and

825
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: I was like, I wonder what Mak's going to think

826
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: about this too, because I mean, you're in the area,

827
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,439
Speaker 1: You've spend a lot of time with the kids. Because

828
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 1: Laura is just to go get her, you would get approached.

829
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 2: I've been the other guy.

830
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: Oh, you've been trying to find friends, going to lose, don't.

831
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 2: Do it down at Bronte Park a few times. I've

832
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 2: seen Andrew Johns with his daughter.

833
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, he's an immortal. You want to

834
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: attach yourself to people are going to live forever. Ever, Yes, yeah,

835
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: that's it.

836
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 2: And his daughter's the same age as Marley AND's. You know,

837
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: like I kind of was like assuring her her go

838
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 2: on the swings when she and Andrew Johns's daughter's on

839
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 2: the swings. And then guess what daycare his daughter goes

840
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: to yours, same as Marley.

841
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: It's meant to be and yet and show up here

842
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: we go go on it. Because if he becomes your friend,

843
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 1: he also becomes my friend by default. I mean, that's

844
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: that's non negotiable for him. That's too bad for you.

845
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: Two for one deal, yeah, because that also gets us

846
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: closest is a Matt John's. We all know what you

847
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: like with the John So go to KINDI dress the

848
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: kids up in Newcastle Knights straight in Come on girls,

849
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: it's number seven on the back.

850
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 2: Well, we had a scenario where one Friday afternoon, we

851
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 2: had like a little fish and chips on like the

852
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 2: grass area at the beach. We saw his daughter and

853
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 2: they get along like really really well. And I was like,

854
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 2: this is it Friday afternoon. I've got a couple of

855
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 2: drinks in the ski, fish and chips, nice and relaxed,

856
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 2: perfect environment to like begin the friendship. And annoyingly, she

857
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: was with a babysitter. He wasn't around, and it was

858
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 2: it was heartbreaking.

859
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: Do you knock her out?

860
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 2: And yeah, I was like where, I don't know where

861
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:56,720
Speaker 2: we're hurting me? So where yet we yet to start

862
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 2: the friendship. He's probably listening right now, if he's listening

863
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 2: being like, I had no idea.

864
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: I had no idea. I'm actually a really big fan

865
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: of yours. I was just afraid to come.

866
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 2: Up and you just talk to me. I'm just like

867
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 2: any other.

868
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: Girl, I'm one of you.

869
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 2: I'm very much using my child as bait to make

870
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 2: a new friendship. You're going very well.

871
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: Look, I think if it's someone like Andrew Johns. Yeah,

872
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,479
Speaker 1: but like, how would you feel if Andrew Johns walked

873
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: up to you know what? It'd still be okay if

874
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 1: he was like, babe, give him your number, Just give

875
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: it to him.

876
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 2: Anyway. If I looked over and Andrew Johns was trying

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Speaker 2: to kiss my wife, I'd be like, do it, babe,

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Speaker 2: leaning more time, Totally fine with it.

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Speaker 1: Does that mean if you kiss in the model you're

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Speaker 1: also yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'd been next in line. I'd be like, well, come here,

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Speaker 2: big boy in.

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Speaker 1: Dy wants to kiss Daddy wants to kiss Andrew his

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Speaker 1: wife called him, and I'm like, for sure, and we

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Speaker 1: can go on about Andrew the greatest player of all time.

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Speaker 2: I've just seen the time it is. I'm sorry to say.

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Speaker 2: If anyone is still listening at this point, probably just

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Speaker 2: that one guy who's been trying to get your wife's

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Speaker 2: number at the park.

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Speaker 1: He's talking about me for sure. He's like, I've done

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Speaker 1: what I set out to achieve. Now I'm embedded in

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Speaker 1: their relationship.

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Speaker 2: Oh, one listener, it's great to have you here. But

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Speaker 2: that is the very first episode.

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Speaker 1: It could be the only episode, could be.

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Speaker 2: Yeahistically we could listen back and go, well, that was

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Speaker 2: absolutely terrible. Let's never do that again.

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Speaker 1: I think when people see that I'm talking into a sock,

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Speaker 1: and I think this is not the place for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, once I saw that sock hard.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't want to know where this is going,

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Speaker 1: but we don't know.

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Speaker 2: Hey, if you do want another episode, I mean, I'm

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Speaker 2: pretty needy.

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Speaker 1: I've noticed, and let me know if people want to

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Speaker 1: hear another episode. They want to hear is ramble on

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Speaker 1: about ship.

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Speaker 2: One thing that we will do for episode two. I

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Speaker 2: think there will be an episode two. We'll try and

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Speaker 2: do this.

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Speaker 1: Every week, but we don't know if there is going

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Speaker 1: to be a just committed to us everywhere. Yeah, okng on,

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Speaker 1: just let me quit my job.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we will. Obviously two of the best dads in

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Speaker 2: the country, two of the most doting dads. We're here

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Speaker 2: at your disposal for any parents out there who may

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Speaker 2: have some questions. We'll caveat that and say that Ash

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Speaker 2: and I don't come from a place of you know,

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Speaker 2: great knowledge.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just getting by it.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: They always say you're either thriving or surviving, and I

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Speaker 1: think I am definitely.

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Speaker 2: Surviving, treading water, just keeping my exhausted Yeah, gasping for air.

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Speaker 2: But if you have any parenting questions please send it

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Speaker 2: through to Ash or myself on Instagram or TikTok.

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Speaker 1: We could start our own Instagram. Two Doting Dads, Two

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Speaker 1: Doting dads. We've got to check it's available.

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Speaker 2: But if it's available, check if it's not us, ignore,

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Speaker 2: If it's a photo of me and Ash, that's a follow,

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Speaker 2: that's us. Yeah. Throw on a couple of questions next

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Speaker 2: week if we come back, we'll answer them. But also

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Speaker 2: if you do and the episode Apple podcasts, little.

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Speaker 1: Review like subscribe, download it.

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Speaker 2: If you didn't like it, fuck off.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't like it, you're the problem, not as.

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Speaker 2: But that's it. That's it, Thanks listening, Thank you so

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Speaker 2: much for Macie. Next week. Two Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges

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Speaker 2: the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the connections

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Speaker 2: to land, sea and community. We pay our respects to

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Speaker 2: the elders past and present and extend that respect to

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Speaker 2: all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today. This episode

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Speaker 2: was recorded on gadagal Land