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Speaker 2: Got anything Good?

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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Good Morning Patsy, Good morning Boys, Good morning, produce a Rio, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Good morning Alex Cullen. Morning. As I was walking to

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Speaker 1: the building today, someone had written on one of the

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Speaker 1: brick pillars outside in chalk, be the best part of

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Speaker 1: somebody's day. And I stopped to talk about and thought

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Speaker 1: about it. Right, be the best part of somebody's day.

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Speaker 1: And as much as I hope people really enjoy today's show,

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Speaker 1: I pray we're not the highlight of their day to day. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean that it would make me sad if someone

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Speaker 1: had such an average day after us we were the highlight.

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Speaker 1: I love doing this and I know that when we

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Speaker 1: do it very well, it can really cheer people up

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Speaker 1: in the morning. That's the goal every day that we

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Speaker 1: will have. But it actually made me sad. Better days.

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Speaker 1: I hope we are not the best part of their day.

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Speaker 4: I hope it gets better from here.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm not sure we can put that on

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Speaker 1: a poster to aspirationally sell the show to Australia. The

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Speaker 1: best was get off a good start, but I hope

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Speaker 1: it doesn't peak here. It's on you after that, Yeah

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Speaker 1: it is. You know, we like the you know, the

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Speaker 1: the Space Shuttle has those thrusters at the site and

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Speaker 1: we get you off off to a flying start. But

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Speaker 1: after that you've got to go into all but yourself,

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Speaker 1: find your own parabellum. Parabillum. Yeah, otherwise you can't leave

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Speaker 1: the Earth's atmosphere without the parabellum straights. Okay, don't google that.

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Speaker 4: That doesn't sound right.

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Speaker 1: But I just don't be the best. Be a pleasant

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Speaker 1: part of somebody's day. That's all I can do. That's all. Perhaps,

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Speaker 1: are you a Monday winter or a loser?

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Speaker 4: I am definitely the.

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Speaker 1: Worst part of somebody's day. No.

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Speaker 5: I was just thinking, when you said, you know, what

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Speaker 4: I don't think even he knows.

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Speaker 1: It's a certain trajectory that things have to come into

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Speaker 5: I was thinking, don't google it because you'll come up

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Speaker 1: Well that's good though, because if we have a lower

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Speaker 1: threshold We've got people having a great day after us,

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Speaker 1: so we have actually given them a great gift. So

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Speaker 1: when we when you hear a bad show, that's by design,

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Speaker 1: thank us part the radio and go. They know what

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Speaker 1: they were doing, but they didn't want to be too great. Yes,

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Speaker 1: don't be too great every show.

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Speaker 4: It should be.

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Speaker 1: Greatness.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yesterday I had to Oh, no surprise, I had

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Speaker 5: to go to Kmart. I had to return during the Monday.

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Speaker 1: Ah, right, it's your Monday.

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Speaker 5: Is Mondays is a big day. I'm exhausted today because

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Speaker 5: I do tend to run around. I do my bakery

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Speaker 1: May hops love it? Well? Can you just ask us

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Speaker 1: if we need anything, because then I can lessen out

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Speaker 1: my sort of quarterly visits. There coat hangers, I don't

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Speaker 1: I've recently got and says I've got the sea through

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Speaker 1: thermal mug came a while ago, right, and so your

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Speaker 1: tea lasts longer.

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Speaker 5: Caase anyway, So I got there and there's a park

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Speaker 1: meeting going just make it easier for it's a most

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Speaker 5: I bought some lovely Gingham looking bathers with your new

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Speaker 1: I can't take because that means you have tried them

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Speaker 5: which is where where your nickers when you're trying new bathies?

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Speaker 1: They don't know that, they don't know. Yeah, what are

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Speaker 5: I would never ever take baths back that had touched

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Speaker 1: That's the past promise. Yes. In fact, Patsy, why didn't

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Speaker 1: Christian, I like be the best part of somebody else's day.

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Speaker 1: Going to try and make that my mantra. Maybe we

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Speaker 1: need a morning mantra. Oh Like at the top of

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Speaker 1: the show, just reading that this morning permeated in some level,

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Speaker 1: I thought, it's nice to have some intention. Yes, you know,

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Speaker 1: that pays for us on a soul level. Like it.

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Speaker 1: So I provided today, Patsy, you're going to do tomorrow's one. Okay, Alex,

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Speaker 1: You'll take Thursday Friday your Friday. That's a good one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you a Monday win or loser?

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Speaker 6: I'm coming off the back of you know, one of

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Speaker 6: the best weekends of our life. We bought a house

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Speaker 1: First the first place together. It's incredible news and beautiful

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we were so excited, telling everyone so much fun.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the biggest commitments in life. It probably

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Speaker 1: I wasn't joking yesterday. Carefree Rio, you've killed him, Rio Rio.

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Speaker 1: Even people say to me kind of lovely energy, that

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Speaker 1: night last night? Really did an online course about claiming expenses? Carefrey.

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Speaker 1: Now you're doing an online course about faking expensive, sorry,

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Speaker 1: Had a losing Monday because of this giant cand of

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Speaker 1: suck that is this company sometimes that we work for

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Speaker 1: getting his angry emails from I guess AI not a human,

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Speaker 1: just saying over you you haven't done some pointless training. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's it. Get learning? How about you get started?

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Speaker 1: Was it something called on air escalation policy? Okay, what

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Speaker 1: haven't because you guess what, I've been busy doing life. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and it's like it's five months over due. And then

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Speaker 1: if I don't do it, I'm not allowed to come

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I log in yesterday. Sorry, I tried to

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Speaker 5: Yes, People Central?

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Speaker 1: Does that? I mean the language of business is sold

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Speaker 1: and it's so personal, your human labor. So yeah, they

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Speaker 1: We're only fourteen minutes in to today's broadcast on already

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Speaker 1: David? Is that guy first points? And it's never There's

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Speaker 1: polite Hello. First point each trolleys over three hundred dollars each. Oh,

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Speaker 1: One of the first jobs I had when I was sixteen,

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Speaker 1: Well, pretty unglarious job. And there was a small river

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Speaker 4: What a what a gig?

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Speaker 5: It is the worst job.

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Speaker 1: And also people judge people like me and Chris used

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Speaker 1: I make those trolley keys to unlock the trolleys. Do

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And then I'd love someone can if there's any extra

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Speaker 1: Otherwise you'll forget You'll get the supermarket, go it needs

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Speaker 1: to be something you have on your person every single day. Christian. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for these, Christian Rie. I was

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Speaker 1: saying he's brought a new house and he needed some

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Speaker 1: This is from Elizabeth. She's happy to do it for

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Speaker 4: Okay, right, that's exactly our level of budget.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, free, So there any trainee painters and decorators. Rio

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Speaker 1: what's the year? My friend?

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Speaker 4: Do you know what they released? Free Willie? Was it

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Speaker 4: eighty nine or nine three? Or when did titn' record life?

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Speaker 4: For brands? I'm not very good with taste. Does anybody

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Speaker 1: Again?

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Speaker 4: What's the year? My friend?

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Speaker 1: All right? We do this once a week. I talk

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Speaker 1: to try and guess what year did it come out?

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Speaker 1: All right, guys, are you ready? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Do it?

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Speaker 1: God Spring, Adam Sandler, Big Daddy, Great Sam a movie

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Speaker 1: for Big Daddy?

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Speaker 3: Countstitution?

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Speaker 1: That's it? Hiladelphia Smart Keep hip Hop, hip Hop? Amomma's

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Speaker 1: Snider Rob Schneider before he went out to the world.

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Speaker 5: Well that song kind of is a hint too, isn't

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Speaker 5: Oh gee, I don't know, ninety eight.

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Speaker 1: Ninety six, in two thousand and two. No, perhaps you're

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Speaker 1: only a year around nineteen ninety nine. You're right, the

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Speaker 1: until Transylvania two?

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Speaker 2: I know, I know.

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Speaker 4: The biggest movies.

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Speaker 1: I worship okay at the Church of the Samman.

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Speaker 4: Yes, but there are much better.

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Speaker 1: Alright, let's go to a song. What was he year

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Speaker 5: Gods, I'm gonna say eighty two.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to go eighty three. Judging from your reaction.

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Speaker 1: Eighty one. Yes, well done. He was in the long

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Speaker 1: grasses there tune. This is a great tune.

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Speaker 4: Sexy voice.

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Speaker 1: I've always thought Kim Khan sounds like ros Stewart. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this keyboard. Don't watch yourself, you got imagine there, Ross Stuart, Yes, smoky, Yeah. Alright.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to this TV show fifteen seasons Supernatural.

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Speaker 1: Teen of the producer on the show with two e's

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Speaker 5: Se Jean the Brothers?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you watch Supernatural? Yeah? All right, we'll see.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, oh gosh, I should know. I'm I'm not

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Speaker 5: going to say nineties. I'm gonna ooh, well, I make

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Speaker 6: Look okay, locked out thousand three, two thousand and four, two.

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Speaker 1: Thousand and five, Yeah, two thousand and five. Yeah, big,

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Speaker 1: big show and everyone knows it's so big here? What

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Speaker 1: about this banger? Screams? Only one decade?

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Speaker 2: What wonder?

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Speaker 1: It sounds of like Rod Stewart?

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Speaker 4: Ninety three?

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Speaker 1: I was und I was high school ninety seven? Oh my,

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Speaker 1: what he's done it? Nineteen ninety seven? You're on fire?

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Speaker 1: That's very good? All right? Last one I threw out

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Speaker 1: then thirteen going on thirty, But I went with Bridget

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Speaker 1: Jones's diary. Oh what was the year? Great movie?

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Speaker 4: I watched it again like six months ago.

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Speaker 1: Still, this one's brilliant.

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Speaker 4: Two and one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it was really that long ago, four years ago.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: In Time for Now this seeks small thing, big rage?

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Speaker 1: What small thing gives you a big rage? Mark? When

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Speaker 1: you go to online to pay a bill, it asks

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Speaker 4: Some of them are tricky too, like.

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Speaker 1: Do you know by the way the way they are designed,

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Speaker 1: it's not designed to test it with human by can

439
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Speaker 1: we actually complete the puzzle? It's on the movement of

440
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Speaker 1: the mouse. The AI behind that to text whether we're

441
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Speaker 1: human or not, because apparently there's a unique pattern that

442
00:23:43,485 --> 00:23:47,765
Speaker 1: only humans would do it that way. Really, Yes, listen

443
00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:50,605
Speaker 1: to some podcasts about it that I found bizarrely interesting

444
00:23:50,605 --> 00:23:53,085
Speaker 1: and it just pulled me in good fact, Yes it is.

445
00:23:53,405 --> 00:23:55,405
Speaker 1: Now you think they're not trying to work out whether

446
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Speaker 1: you know where the fire hydrants are. It's the movement

447
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Speaker 1: of the mouse Partly. Humans will always have a preferential

448
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:04,445
Speaker 1: way to do that than a bot. A bot would

449
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Speaker 1: probably find an easy way to do it. I don't

450
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Speaker 1: know what the weather estimates is. Just like you just

451
00:24:08,725 --> 00:24:11,005
Speaker 1: for a couple of seconds, aren't you know it's a

452
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Speaker 1: am I smarter than they think, Like this guy's a

453
00:24:16,085 --> 00:24:18,485
Speaker 1: genius because there was a tip of a fire. It

454
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Speaker 1: is always thigh hydrants, bicycles, traffic lights, traffic Yeah, that's it.

455
00:24:23,685 --> 00:24:26,205
Speaker 1: Those are your Those are the main ones, all right,

456
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Speaker 1: small thing, big rage rea, what's it for you?

457
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Speaker 6: The worst item in the kitchen to wash up is

458
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Speaker 6: the bloody sieve or the colander.

459
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Speaker 1: Does the pasta can sometimes get claggy in those, the

460
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Speaker 1: micro in the little holes.

461
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Speaker 6: Anything starchy, so pasta potato, you want to put it

462
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Speaker 6: in the dish washer, but you can't because it takes

463
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Speaker 6: up too much.

464
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Speaker 4: Like prime real estate.

465
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Speaker 1: A couple of plates could go there, a bowl, yes.

466
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Speaker 4: And you can't. Try blasting it out with hot water.

467
00:24:57,085 --> 00:24:57,605
Speaker 4: Doesn't do it.

468
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Speaker 1: No, no, no. That stuff is like it's cleaning on its

469
00:25:00,725 --> 00:25:01,245
Speaker 1: dear life.

470
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Speaker 4: And then you try to like wipe it and wipe it,

471
00:25:03,525 --> 00:25:04,765
Speaker 4: but it just moves it around.

472
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Speaker 6: And in all my life, I've never figured out how

473
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Speaker 6: to wash the bloody sieve or the do you know what?

474
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Speaker 1: It feels like it's twinned with another monster in the kitchen,

475
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:17,245
Speaker 1: the greater it's a larger version of it, but the

476
00:25:17,365 --> 00:25:20,045
Speaker 1: same thing. You're actually scared to clean it. Yes, you

477
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Speaker 1: have to do it so you're almost tickling it.

478
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Speaker 6: Yes, And it's like the little pieces of grass and

479
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Speaker 6: they're just going.

480
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Speaker 4: To be stuck there on the inside.

481
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Speaker 1: How many of us good people have lost skin to

482
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Speaker 1: the greater It's the scariest thing. I think. It's like that,

483
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Speaker 1: you know out in prisons they have the daddy on

484
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Speaker 1: the wing. It's a daddy in the kitchen. Is that

485
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Speaker 1: you're like, you touch that thing and you've got to

486
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Speaker 1: treat it with real respect, otherwise it will take you out.

487
00:25:43,845 --> 00:25:45,925
Speaker 1: You overgrate that cheddar or parmesan.

488
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Speaker 4: Watch out, you get too close to the nub.

489
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Speaker 1: It takes no prisoners. You're well, how are we meant

490
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Speaker 1: to clean a sieve?

491
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Speaker 4: I have no idea? How do you sound really confident?

492
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Speaker 5: Your li just rinsed after I've enough enough? What are

493
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Speaker 5: you using it for? Like pushing stuff through it?

494
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Speaker 4: Sometimes?

495
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Speaker 1: Like potato pactually thinks that you're misusing a sieve over

496
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Speaker 1: call a five man in Australian rate. He's not two degrees.

497
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Speaker 1: She was like, what are you pushing through it? What

498
00:26:14,925 --> 00:26:16,845
Speaker 1: you know? I mean shenanigans?

499
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Speaker 2: Are they?

500
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Speaker 1: What are you pushing through it?

501
00:26:18,685 --> 00:26:20,565
Speaker 5: Shampoos potato.

502
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Speaker 4: Yes, I get it.

503
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Speaker 5: But if you just like rinsing your peas and stuff,

504
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Speaker 5: I don't cheese.

505
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Speaker 6: And stuff, but even herbs like your parsley, your coriander,

506
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:29,685
Speaker 6: they get stuck in the little.

507
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Speaker 4: Holes as well.

508
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Speaker 5: Leave it on your sink for three days before you

509
00:26:32,805 --> 00:26:33,165
Speaker 5: know that.

510
00:26:33,605 --> 00:26:36,885
Speaker 4: Well, no further question.

511
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Speaker 1: Perhaps she's just expertly cross examined you. That's why Penny drums, Alex.

512
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Speaker 1: I'll see if you a small thing be great. Well.

513
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Speaker 7: Living in a new city, you tend to use Google

514
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Speaker 7: Maps a lot, and when you find yourself in a tunnel,

515
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:53,645
Speaker 7: what happens to Google Maps?

516
00:26:54,205 --> 00:26:55,365
Speaker 4: It doesn't exist anymore.

517
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Speaker 1: You are terrified the tunnels. This is like the second

518
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Speaker 1: week running. You'd be wiring scared of a tunnel. Do

519
00:27:00,965 --> 00:27:05,925
Speaker 1: you think we're in switching inside the matte Horn tunnel.

520
00:27:06,885 --> 00:27:09,565
Speaker 7: One of my daughters hats Ta, hates them. She's like

521
00:27:09,725 --> 00:27:11,325
Speaker 7: so scared that we're going to break down in one

522
00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:12,765
Speaker 7: and then we're going to we're gonna get out there and.

523
00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:15,685
Speaker 1: Now that's spreading to you. It's a contagion affair. But

524
00:27:15,845 --> 00:27:18,965
Speaker 1: like we culins are terrified all these tunnels of Melbourne.

525
00:27:21,165 --> 00:27:23,205
Speaker 1: But you get in there and it just completely like

526
00:27:23,365 --> 00:27:26,005
Speaker 1: wipes out. It stops like you can't go anywhere. There's

527
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:28,765
Speaker 1: not an abundance of no roundabounts down there are little vintages.

528
00:27:28,805 --> 00:27:30,885
Speaker 1: You can get lost in all hamblets. There's an exit

529
00:27:30,965 --> 00:27:32,645
Speaker 1: coming out of there. Which exit am I going to take?

530
00:27:32,845 --> 00:27:34,565
Speaker 1: It's just going to be upon me so quickly. Which

531
00:27:34,605 --> 00:27:35,925
Speaker 1: one am I going to get? I don't know? Is

532
00:27:35,965 --> 00:27:37,125
Speaker 1: that the left one is of the right one?

533
00:27:37,485 --> 00:27:40,005
Speaker 7: And all of a sudden, it just like the technology

534
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,525
Speaker 7: kicks in again really quickly when you come out, and

535
00:27:42,645 --> 00:27:44,365
Speaker 7: then you just forced to make a snap decision.

536
00:27:44,445 --> 00:27:46,245
Speaker 1: Maybe you're gonna have to go to JB Hi Fi

537
00:27:46,405 --> 00:27:51,485
Speaker 1: or jac On gets this booster on top of some

538
00:27:51,685 --> 00:27:54,165
Speaker 1: kind of connection. Have you got a tunnel but stuff?

539
00:27:54,685 --> 00:28:00,965
Speaker 1: We thought of everything? Or the labyrinthine tunnels of Melbourne, Patsy,

540
00:28:01,005 --> 00:28:01,525
Speaker 1: what's it for you?

541
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Speaker 5: When I went back to my car yesterday, there was

542
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Speaker 5: a guy parked next to me and he was outside

543
00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:09,805
Speaker 5: of his car, leaning on the driver's side door, having

544
00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:13,085
Speaker 5: a cigarette, which is fine, it's a free world. But

545
00:28:13,245 --> 00:28:15,605
Speaker 5: then when I got in my car, I can't stank

546
00:28:15,965 --> 00:28:17,725
Speaker 5: of nicotine like.

547
00:28:17,925 --> 00:28:21,565
Speaker 4: Real, No, you have your windows? No I didn't.

548
00:28:21,805 --> 00:28:24,645
Speaker 5: It just permeates through every single surface, so I had

549
00:28:24,685 --> 00:28:26,565
Speaker 5: to drive home with the windows.

550
00:28:29,765 --> 00:28:34,484
Speaker 1: I did permeates. That poor guy you must have get

551
00:28:34,565 --> 00:28:35,685
Speaker 1: did you give him a hell of a look?

552
00:28:36,045 --> 00:28:39,565
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, you're not doing your health any good.

553
00:28:39,605 --> 00:28:41,885
Speaker 1: And babe stank up my car and I doesn't mean

554
00:28:41,885 --> 00:28:46,085
Speaker 1: when he reads so that would have been his last cigarette.

555
00:28:48,405 --> 00:28:51,725
Speaker 5: Man smoking it's gross though, Like, don't do it around

556
00:28:51,765 --> 00:28:53,165
Speaker 5: my car or anyone else's for that.

557
00:28:53,725 --> 00:28:55,165
Speaker 1: Like you said at the start, this apparently it's a

558
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Speaker 1: free world of the world that is very much not free,

559
00:28:59,845 --> 00:29:03,125
Speaker 1: all right, And listeners, what you're shoving through those sieves?

560
00:29:04,485 --> 00:29:06,485
Speaker 1: Are you mucking around with that sieve? Okay, please use

561
00:29:06,485 --> 00:29:09,005
Speaker 1: it appropriately, all right? Text me now then, small thing,

562
00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:11,365
Speaker 1: big rage. That's if you're not on a tunnel.

563
00:29:12,045 --> 00:29:15,805
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

564
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Speaker 1: And judging by the o the response coming in, I'm

565
00:29:18,325 --> 00:29:20,685
Speaker 1: now apparently also doing a how to clean a colender

566
00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:23,645
Speaker 1: and a sieve. Thank you real emails as well, not

567
00:29:23,765 --> 00:29:25,845
Speaker 1: just text. Let me take this home read it.

568
00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:26,965
Speaker 4: You're welcome.

569
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Speaker 1: I love this from Amy Christian. I'm with Patsy Rinse

570
00:29:31,325 --> 00:29:34,285
Speaker 1: as soon as you use it, but for stubborn stuff,

571
00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:37,765
Speaker 1: sit it in boiling water for ten minutes. Everything will

572
00:29:37,805 --> 00:29:42,525
Speaker 1: come off with a scrubbing brush. Never capslock. Never put

573
00:29:42,565 --> 00:29:45,605
Speaker 1: a sieve or colender in the dishwasher. Oh what not?

574
00:29:46,005 --> 00:29:48,685
Speaker 1: It acts like a net, catches all the grott good

575
00:29:48,845 --> 00:29:49,125
Speaker 1: use of.

576
00:29:49,165 --> 00:29:51,085
Speaker 4: The world rots, and we'll.

577
00:29:50,965 --> 00:29:54,205
Speaker 1: End up dirtier than when it went in. Cheers and

578
00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:56,725
Speaker 1: have a great day, you Amy, You have a great

579
00:29:56,805 --> 00:29:59,485
Speaker 1: day as well, and please be the best part of

580
00:29:59,725 --> 00:30:03,725
Speaker 1: somebody else's day. All right, small thing, big rage supermarket

581
00:30:03,805 --> 00:30:06,245
Speaker 1: car park when people returning, the trolleys and the trolley

582
00:30:06,285 --> 00:30:10,165
Speaker 1: bays mix together the small large ones in the same lane.

583
00:30:10,365 --> 00:30:14,485
Speaker 1: Who are these people? Tell you they are terrorists? Arrest them,

584
00:30:15,125 --> 00:30:17,725
Speaker 1: put them in a super max prison. I say, locking

585
00:30:17,805 --> 00:30:21,485
Speaker 1: up's too good for them. Richard Christian. My grandmother taught

586
00:30:21,565 --> 00:30:24,365
Speaker 1: me to turn the sieve. Oh no, we're back to sims.

587
00:30:24,445 --> 00:30:26,805
Speaker 1: I thought I was moving on. Back we go. My

588
00:30:26,885 --> 00:30:30,445
Speaker 1: grandmother taught me to turn this sieve upside down and

589
00:30:30,605 --> 00:30:33,525
Speaker 1: put a spoon over it. The water rolls off, the

590
00:30:33,605 --> 00:30:41,045
Speaker 1: spoon cleans the sieve. A mouse trap game is.

591
00:30:41,085 --> 00:30:43,765
Speaker 6: The sieve mital Ah, Yes, I've got like a middle

592
00:30:43,805 --> 00:30:45,565
Speaker 6: columner and then the middle mesh one.

593
00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:50,045
Speaker 1: Yeah, fine, yeah, yeah, Christian being a chef, best way

594
00:30:50,085 --> 00:30:52,125
Speaker 1: to clean a sieve is with hot water and a

595
00:30:52,245 --> 00:30:56,085
Speaker 1: high pressure spray. But Darren Chef, we haven't got that

596
00:30:56,245 --> 00:31:01,285
Speaker 1: great big nozzle chef dash, You've got that, but we

597
00:31:01,405 --> 00:31:03,725
Speaker 1: haven't got that big nozzle fit. You know you pull

598
00:31:03,805 --> 00:31:06,325
Speaker 1: down like a microphone in a boxing ring. We don't

599
00:31:06,485 --> 00:31:09,525
Speaker 1: have that. This is cam small thing. Big rades. When

600
00:31:09,565 --> 00:31:11,205
Speaker 1: you go to a concert and you get there early,

601
00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:12,965
Speaker 1: you get a good seat, and then suddenly the other

602
00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:14,965
Speaker 1: people in the front of you arrive and they're wearing

603
00:31:15,005 --> 00:31:19,725
Speaker 1: a big hat or buffy hair blocking Yeah, yeah, like

604
00:31:19,805 --> 00:31:22,325
Speaker 1: a stovepipe hat. You know, they do gains in New York,

605
00:31:22,485 --> 00:31:27,125
Speaker 1: the big old Star. I hate that this happens every time, Christian.

606
00:31:27,605 --> 00:31:29,765
Speaker 1: I say, small thing, but it drives me nuts when

607
00:31:30,445 --> 00:31:37,845
Speaker 1: people have their windscreen wipers going too fast. Never ever

608
00:31:37,925 --> 00:31:41,405
Speaker 1: looked at someone else's going. This only needs intermittence.

609
00:31:42,925 --> 00:31:44,045
Speaker 4: It's the worst part of my day.

610
00:31:44,165 --> 00:31:46,165
Speaker 1: But as you start flashing them, hey hey, hey, hey,

611
00:31:46,325 --> 00:31:50,365
Speaker 1: slow it down. Yeah, slow it down. My man, these

612
00:31:50,645 --> 00:31:54,245
Speaker 1: up on it. I'm stuck in traffic, Christian watching their

613
00:31:54,365 --> 00:31:59,125
Speaker 1: wiper blades go crazy when it's not necessary. It's one

614
00:31:59,125 --> 00:31:59,885
Speaker 1: of my favorite ones.

615
00:31:59,925 --> 00:32:00,325
Speaker 9: Of the year.

616
00:32:01,565 --> 00:32:04,165
Speaker 1: Small thing, big rays slow walkers. No matter where you are,

617
00:32:04,325 --> 00:32:06,805
Speaker 1: there's someone walking slowly. It trives me nuts. I don't

618
00:32:06,805 --> 00:32:10,165
Speaker 1: know why. It really does need speed lanes like you

619
00:32:10,245 --> 00:32:11,925
Speaker 1: have in fo It. You're supposed to have them freeways,

620
00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,645
Speaker 1: have a slow lane over to left and then there's

621
00:32:14,645 --> 00:32:16,805
Speaker 1: an overtaking lane. Russ. You want to get a bit

622
00:32:16,845 --> 00:32:19,485
Speaker 1: of a wigan on Christian when you spend fifteen minutes,

623
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,125
Speaker 1: just does drive everybody matter trying to remove the huge,

624
00:32:22,165 --> 00:32:24,245
Speaker 1: sticky laye from something that you want to rap as

625
00:32:24,245 --> 00:32:27,325
Speaker 1: a gift. After all that sweat, tears and a broken Now,

626
00:32:27,405 --> 00:32:29,765
Speaker 1: the last bit that remains on the item is the

627
00:32:29,805 --> 00:32:31,445
Speaker 1: bit you were trying to get rid of. It's the price.

628
00:32:32,205 --> 00:32:34,165
Speaker 1: It's the most stubborn part of it. It's like it's

629
00:32:34,205 --> 00:32:36,965
Speaker 1: super glued on there. Christian small thing, big rage. People

630
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Speaker 1: that cue at the cinema SNAPMRM. They've got a bunch

631
00:32:39,605 --> 00:32:42,125
Speaker 1: with them of sometimes small, sometimes big people, and so

632
00:32:42,645 --> 00:32:46,085
Speaker 1: they wait until the register and then they start wondering

633
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:50,005
Speaker 1: what they might Oh yeah, right, there's a six foot

634
00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:53,565
Speaker 1: high menu. Right, look at it while you're queuing all

635
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:55,005
Speaker 1: of the food and get out the way.

636
00:32:55,165 --> 00:32:56,605
Speaker 4: And it's like chop tops or popcorn.

637
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it one. Yeah, Christian's simon here, small thing,

638
00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:02,525
Speaker 1: big rage. When you have a food packet and it

639
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:06,085
Speaker 1: says tear here or across open it, you do, it

640
00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:09,125
Speaker 1: only goes a quarter of the way, right. It's like

641
00:33:09,205 --> 00:33:12,125
Speaker 1: the Indiana Jones Bridge across the canyon suddenly gives a way.

642
00:33:13,565 --> 00:33:16,645
Speaker 1: You don't get all the way across those perforations there,

643
00:33:16,685 --> 00:33:19,045
Speaker 1: and or even sometimes you can't even especially if it's

644
00:33:19,045 --> 00:33:22,405
Speaker 1: a hotel to hotel sort of sachet of ketchup on mayonnaise.

645
00:33:22,845 --> 00:33:24,605
Speaker 1: They you can't even never, you can never get those

646
00:33:24,965 --> 00:33:25,925
Speaker 1: small ones open.

647
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:28,525
Speaker 4: Yes, And why do you even need to do the rip?

648
00:33:28,685 --> 00:33:30,965
Speaker 4: Why can't they just make it pre ripped for us?

649
00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:33,005
Speaker 4: Why do we have to Why do we have to

650
00:33:33,045 --> 00:33:33,205
Speaker 4: do it?

651
00:33:33,765 --> 00:33:36,965
Speaker 1: I hear My small thing big rage is about the ATMs.

652
00:33:37,245 --> 00:33:39,325
Speaker 1: We don't really use them that much. It used to

653
00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:41,645
Speaker 1: be a big part of your life. Queue we always

654
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Speaker 1: be q's. There's never a Q now right. It's odd

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Speaker 1: if you even see one person. I was that human

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Speaker 1: using an ATM yesterday. I'm not a neat free but

657
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Speaker 1: those things are super briefers. The next outbreak that will

658
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Speaker 1: shut this city down will come from ATMs.

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Speaker 8: Right.

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Speaker 1: I was just like, oh boy, you can't use your

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Speaker 1: elbow or your foot. You stop putting you Then you've

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Speaker 1: got a member number?

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Speaker 8: Was it?

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Speaker 1: Because it's not something used frequently anymore? And then it's

665
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Speaker 1: like who wants to be a millionaire? All these questions

666
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Speaker 1: do you want to see a balance? Why do you

667
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Speaker 1: want to be depressed?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: I never want to Who says, yeah, I just hang

670
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Speaker 1: out for a bit and do some balancing of the budgets.

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Speaker 1: If you want to receive.

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Speaker 6: You have a sticky beer, someone's left to act. I

673
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Speaker 6: always like to have I always do, always always.

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Speaker 1: It's got that little tiny micro bin underneath, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: And then it's like there's this barrage of questions about

676
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Speaker 1: like various levels until you get final boss cash in

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Speaker 1: your own account out and then it's that thing I

678
00:34:43,045 --> 00:34:46,325
Speaker 1: always get confused about the savings.

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Speaker 4: Check check account.

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Speaker 1: I don't know I've got those savings? Where am I

681
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Speaker 1: getting this money from the bank shouting me this money

682
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Speaker 1: when when they want it back?

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Speaker 3: The Christian o'connall Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show, come on into Tana because the small

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Speaker 1: thing big rage when I'm at the supermarket Debdi. They

686
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Speaker 1: always want to break my cabana in half. Why can't

687
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Speaker 1: they just wrap it in one piece?

688
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Speaker 3: Why? Why?

689
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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 5: We ask you?

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Speaker 8: Though?

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Speaker 1: Don't they not always? Sometimes they just break? They should Patsy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my girls at my local Willies they listen, Hello girls.

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Speaker 5: They always say, is it okay if I break it

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Speaker 5: in half?

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Speaker 1: But that's you're the exception. They get broken. I mean

697
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Speaker 1: with one hand, not even her good hand, just one

698
00:35:32,205 --> 00:35:36,924
Speaker 1: hand crush walnuts and also humanoids. That's the noise. That's

699
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Speaker 1: the last that is the naso noise. We're all here

700
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Speaker 1: when she decides to end us. Yesterday on the show,

701
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Speaker 1: we were sharing in the good news. The rio has

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Speaker 1: a house. Yes, welcome to adult team, welcome to a mortgage.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much, happy to be here.

704
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Speaker 1: Yes, and it's got a pond.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it comes with a fish pond. There are fish

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Speaker 4: in it at the moment.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I we're wondering about what happens. Is that classed as

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Speaker 1: a permanent fixture? And so they leave that behind? I

710
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Speaker 1: think it is yours the point that you reckon. They

711
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Speaker 1: have to leave the fish behind. Yes, well, I hope so.

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00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,445
Speaker 4: Because they're beautiful little right.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Ena left us after the show yesterday.

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Speaker 8: Great name, by the way, Hi Christian, it's Ina here.

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Speaker 8: I'm just ringing about what you do with your fish

716
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Speaker 8: when you buy a house or you sell a house.

717
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Speaker 8: I had a house with a pond. I had about

718
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Speaker 8: sixty goldfish and comets in it, and the new owners

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Speaker 8: were going to fill the pond in. So I had

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Speaker 8: to rescue my fish. So I got into the mud

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Speaker 8: up to my knees with a fish net, caught all

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Speaker 8: the fish, took them home in a bucket, and then

723
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Speaker 8: when people came for coffee, I would send them home

724
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Speaker 8: with a couple of fish in a plastic bag. And

725
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Speaker 8: that was how I saved all my fish.

726
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Speaker 1: I didn't say fish, you gave them away?

727
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Speaker 5: What did you do with that party favor?

728
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Speaker 1: I mean you got to go and they will buy

729
00:36:57,925 --> 00:37:00,925
Speaker 1: a pond? Such a pain in the night, there isn't it.

730
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Speaker 1: I just wanted to come for just a high chance.

731
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Speaker 1: Just around the corner from ENA's place, fish were lobbed

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Speaker 1: out into a nature strip. Good day for the seagulls.

733
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Speaker 1: So today we want to have your pet stories. The

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Speaker 1: lines are open now thirteen fifty five twenty two. Any

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Speaker 1: pet stories you've got, Corally, send me this on Christian.

736
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Speaker 1: My daughter had a pet goldfish in the outside pond.

737
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Speaker 1: It's a choice of the word that, by the way,

738
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Speaker 1: as opposed to what indoor one. That's a class that

739
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Speaker 1: is great listening out that floor right by the nest

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Speaker 1: of occasionals. That's the ultimate Bogan move wow concept. The

741
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Speaker 1: pond is indoors. My dad had a pet goldfish in

742
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Speaker 1: the outside pond, but it died. I threw it over

743
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Speaker 1: the fence. Some of our listeners are rough around the edges.

744
00:37:51,845 --> 00:37:57,205
Speaker 1: I love them, But luzzing a deceased goldfish, I thought

745
00:37:57,725 --> 00:38:01,964
Speaker 1: this story is so good of defense. But the damn

746
00:38:02,005 --> 00:38:05,085
Speaker 1: thing got stuck in the branches of a tree. I

747
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Speaker 1: had to avoid the area until it finally went to God.

748
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Speaker 1: Oh what a stink. Horrible signs that one eye just

749
00:38:14,365 --> 00:38:18,085
Speaker 1: judging you up there for eternity, so you see forever

750
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Speaker 1: your crime. There's something almost biblical about that fish of

751
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Speaker 1: the tree. By the way, it sounds like a parable.

752
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Speaker 1: All right, So we're looking for your pet stories. About

753
00:38:28,725 --> 00:38:31,765
Speaker 1: ten years ago I caved in. The girls wanted some

754
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Speaker 1: guinea pigs. When I will be looking after these guinea

755
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Speaker 1: pigs and they were like, they actually came up with

756
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Speaker 1: a contract and put it under my office door that

757
00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:40,685
Speaker 1: they both co signed that they were going to look

758
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Speaker 1: after him. Anyway. After two days, I'm looking after these

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Speaker 1: three guinea pigs. Amazing pets. They do this thing called popcorning.

760
00:38:47,845 --> 00:38:48,525
Speaker 4: Oh what's that?

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Speaker 1: Go on Instagram and do guinea pig popcorning. They it's

762
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Speaker 1: like they called it popcorning. They jump up and down

763
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Speaker 1: when they're happy. Oh, execute scenes anyway, so they named

764
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Speaker 1: these three guinea pigs. One of them had a strange

765
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Speaker 1: ginger hair that looked like a wig, so they called

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Speaker 1: that one obviously Trump Trump sadly just one day had

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Speaker 1: just died. Okay, they die, and so I had to

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Speaker 1: bake it to the girls. That was their first time

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Speaker 1: of experiencing a loss. And so my wife was away

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Speaker 1: for the week, and so it was a two my

771
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Speaker 1: two daughters at the age where the younger one, Lois,

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Speaker 1: I could spend any yarn. She still believed that big

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Speaker 1: one about December Ruby now was realizing parents are habitual lives.

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Speaker 7: So I was.

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Speaker 1: They were like, well, what happens now? And she goes

776
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Speaker 1: to heaven? Okay, and Lowis says, oh my God, that's beautiful.

777
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Speaker 1: Where is that that's above us? Those we're all dead

778
00:39:39,925 --> 00:39:41,844
Speaker 1: people and animals and they all go. Then they're all

779
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:46,045
Speaker 1: they're all playing, and it's it's constant rainbows. Something else sounds.

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Speaker 1: The older one's going, where exactly showing you on this

781
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Speaker 1: map is heaven above our How do they get up there?

782
00:39:52,205 --> 00:39:53,605
Speaker 1: And then she was like, how is all the dead

783
00:39:53,645 --> 00:39:56,885
Speaker 1: people suspended in the sky? And I was like, mumber,

784
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Speaker 1: three more days of this press conference now on behalf

785
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Speaker 1: of heaven. Anyway, I go, hey, listen, you know what,

786
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Speaker 1: this doesn't need to be a sabocation. It's celebrate the

787
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Speaker 1: life of Trump the guinea pig, and wy don't we

788
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Speaker 1: go and get some ice cream and soda and we'll

789
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Speaker 1: have a funeral in the garden. But we'll turn into

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Speaker 1: a celebration. So anyway, I put on a hell of

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Speaker 1: a celebration for them. We got picnic and we've got

792
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Speaker 1: meats read and we had a picnic blanket out, and

793
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Speaker 1: then we then we buried Trump and the way back

794
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Speaker 1: in that was so much fun. Can we dig her

795
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Speaker 1: up and bury her?

796
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Speaker 8: As to one?

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Speaker 1: Oh, we can't keep doing it one time that every week,

798
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Speaker 1: let's go and dig up weight was sick. All right,

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Speaker 1: lines are open now for your pet stories. What's yours?

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Maria, you already go back to your chicken trauma.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness. This is a saw point within the family.

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Speaker 4: Even to this day.

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Speaker 6: My mum listens to the podcast and I know I'm

805
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Speaker 6: going to get angry messages as soon as she hears this.

806
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Speaker 6: In about year ten, we had chickens. We've had them

807
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Speaker 6: for about three years. Beautiful, the cute, little bent to

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Speaker 6: one's flowttle things on their head. Mum and dad went

809
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Speaker 6: away for an Italian holiday. They went to Tuscany. They

810
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Speaker 6: came back just pining for a Tuscan guard and they're like,

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Speaker 6: I would love to turn the backyard into this beautiful

812
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Speaker 6: Tuscan garden, but the bloody chicken coop and the chicken

813
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Speaker 6: of there tearing.

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Speaker 1: Up the who wins?

815
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Speaker 4: I go away for school camp a week. I come back.

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Speaker 6: Paved patios, there's a fig tree, there's a goal, there's

817
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Speaker 6: all this stuff.

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Speaker 4: They put in. The chicken coop's gone.

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Speaker 3: Concrete.

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Speaker 4: Where are there the chickens? Where do you put the chickens?

821
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Speaker 4: Are they round by the pool?

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Speaker 9: Fox got them, and to this day she will not

823
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Speaker 9: admit that he's the cover up going on.

824
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Speaker 4: Too convenient. It's why there's no way that the fox.

825
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Speaker 1: Just mess with your mom. Wow, they're sleeping under the concrete.

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Speaker 4: Under the fig tree.

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Speaker 1: Was with the chicken dinners the next couple of weeks,

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Speaker 1: chickens tonight every night. Just that stranger like feathers just

829
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Speaker 1: always floating in the air around that Tuscan garden. Our

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Speaker 1: feathers always in this garden, aren't there? Alex? She mustself

831
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Speaker 1: something great? Grown up on a farm man.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so many pet stories. I had a dog, a Maca,

833
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Speaker 7: the most beautiful, wonderful companion. I grew up with him,

834
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Speaker 7: basically Adam, since I was about three years old. He

835
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Speaker 7: went everywhere with me, protected me, sat outside the tenth

836
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Speaker 7: when we went camping, just on the lookout.

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Speaker 1: The most incredible, the best, aren't they talks?

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Speaker 7: Louehala was yeah, And if you believe in ghosts, keep

839
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Speaker 7: listening here, folks. So he passed away, poor old Maca,

840
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Speaker 7: and he was about nine. He had terrible arthritis, and

841
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Speaker 7: anyway I reckon the night after he died. I can't

842
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Speaker 7: tell how much I love this dog, like you know,

843
00:43:00,205 --> 00:43:02,325
Speaker 7: when you're your first pet was your best friend. He

844
00:43:02,445 --> 00:43:04,725
Speaker 7: was my best friend. We went everywhere together, and I

845
00:43:04,885 --> 00:43:09,085
Speaker 7: mean that we went to every corner of that farm together. Anyway,

846
00:43:09,245 --> 00:43:12,884
Speaker 7: I went to bed the night after I to this day,

847
00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,885
Speaker 7: I don't know whether I was dreaming or I woke up.

848
00:43:15,965 --> 00:43:18,005
Speaker 7: I walked out into the dining room, which is just

849
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Speaker 7: off the veranda where I slept, and there was Maca,

850
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Speaker 7: this golden shining Maca like he was like kind of glowing,

851
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Speaker 7: and I remember him coming to me and I'm hugging

852
00:43:30,605 --> 00:43:32,765
Speaker 7: him and I'm having this moment with him, and then

853
00:43:33,405 --> 00:43:35,965
Speaker 7: we kind of broke off, and he walked out the

854
00:43:36,365 --> 00:43:38,765
Speaker 7: veranda door and I never saw him again.

855
00:43:39,045 --> 00:43:42,884
Speaker 1: And I, to this day am convinced that that was him.

856
00:43:43,285 --> 00:43:46,405
Speaker 1: That was his wanting to say.

857
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Speaker 7: Goodbye, and I'll never forget him walking out that door

858
00:43:48,485 --> 00:43:49,925
Speaker 7: and I never saw him again. That was it, and

859
00:43:50,005 --> 00:43:52,645
Speaker 7: I was and I'd go to bed the next few

860
00:43:52,685 --> 00:43:55,205
Speaker 7: weeks hoping that I would have that experience again.

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Speaker 1: One of the most moving stories I've ever heard on

862
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Speaker 1: the show.

863
00:43:58,805 --> 00:43:59,525
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.

864
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Speaker 1: It was so surreal, and you mus close your eyes

865
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Speaker 1: if I just scrated my eyes come back because I want.

866
00:44:04,965 --> 00:44:06,725
Speaker 7: To see him again. I was just so desperate to

867
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Speaker 7: see him again. I'll never forget hugging him, and I

868
00:44:09,325 --> 00:44:12,964
Speaker 7: honestly think it was him. I don't know, it's this, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't think dogs have got such beautiful souls they have.

871
00:44:18,085 --> 00:44:19,844
Speaker 1: He was such a smart, wonderful dog.

872
00:44:19,885 --> 00:44:22,925
Speaker 7: And he used to hate this machinery salesman that he

873
00:44:23,045 --> 00:44:25,085
Speaker 7: used to come to the farm, and he knew that

874
00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:28,285
Speaker 7: Mum hated this guy, so he would not let him

875
00:44:28,325 --> 00:44:28,884
Speaker 7: out of the car.

876
00:44:32,525 --> 00:44:36,085
Speaker 1: Interference. Jai went over and haunted him for the rest

877
00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:38,285
Speaker 1: of his life. He probably did. That's where he got

878
00:44:38,325 --> 00:44:45,525
Speaker 1: to polter Dog. All right, we got some let's take

879
00:44:45,525 --> 00:44:48,565
Speaker 1: some calls, so let's get David on. Good morning, David.

880
00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:53,005
Speaker 4: Sorry David, there we go.

881
00:44:53,685 --> 00:44:54,924
Speaker 1: Hey David, welcome to the show.

882
00:44:56,165 --> 00:44:59,085
Speaker 2: Yeah, first time caller, long time listener, welcome.

883
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,325
Speaker 1: All right, what's your story for us, David? Thanks for

884
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:01,725
Speaker 1: calling him.

885
00:45:02,245 --> 00:45:07,085
Speaker 2: Well, it's kind of sad but funny. We were moving

886
00:45:07,365 --> 00:45:09,725
Speaker 2: from you on to Australia about twelve years ago, and

887
00:45:10,765 --> 00:45:14,325
Speaker 2: of course we couldn't leave our beloved hunt across behind,

888
00:45:14,485 --> 00:45:18,925
Speaker 2: so we put her in a in the care of

889
00:45:19,005 --> 00:45:22,485
Speaker 2: pet Service company and she was on a domestic flight

890
00:45:22,525 --> 00:45:25,845
Speaker 2: from New Plymouth to Auckland before getting international transfer. And

891
00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:29,525
Speaker 2: when the plane landed in Auckland, they were unloading the

892
00:45:29,605 --> 00:45:33,085
Speaker 2: crate and she somehow the crate wasn't shut properly and

893
00:45:33,205 --> 00:45:38,445
Speaker 2: so she bolted across a runway and unfortunately, unfortunately, the

894
00:45:39,205 --> 00:45:43,765
Speaker 2: protocol is to get the urn have tranquilizers. Because they

895
00:45:43,805 --> 00:45:46,125
Speaker 2: can't guarantee that the tranquilizer is going to work. You

896
00:45:46,205 --> 00:45:48,245
Speaker 2: can't have a dog running around the airport going nuts.

897
00:45:48,285 --> 00:45:52,205
Speaker 2: So they unfortunately had to put her, put her to

898
00:45:52,885 --> 00:45:56,965
Speaker 2: doggie heaven on the tarmac. It was two days before

899
00:45:57,045 --> 00:46:00,325
Speaker 2: Christmas and I had to had to tell my six

900
00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:04,125
Speaker 2: an eight year old that their beloved Bella had gone

901
00:46:04,165 --> 00:46:07,525
Speaker 2: to sleep permanently. And the pet the pet company said, oh,

902
00:46:07,525 --> 00:46:09,325
Speaker 2: look we'll we'll we'll be for you. I said, no,

903
00:46:09,445 --> 00:46:12,805
Speaker 2: you won't. You'll see you'll see it. You'll seend that

904
00:46:13,005 --> 00:46:16,325
Speaker 2: that pooch back to us and one one, one shape

905
00:46:16,365 --> 00:46:16,685
Speaker 2: or another.

906
00:46:17,365 --> 00:46:17,485
Speaker 9: Uh.

907
00:46:17,885 --> 00:46:22,645
Speaker 2: And so they sent us doll back frozen. And it

908
00:46:22,765 --> 00:46:25,005
Speaker 2: was two days before Christmas, A couple of days before

909
00:46:25,005 --> 00:46:27,605
Speaker 2: we're all jumping on the plane to move to Australia.

910
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:28,405
Speaker 1: Uh.

911
00:46:28,805 --> 00:46:31,765
Speaker 2: And the kids were out in the back lawn. They

912
00:46:31,845 --> 00:46:34,045
Speaker 2: dug her a nice little hole and then as she

913
00:46:34,205 --> 00:46:37,125
Speaker 2: was thawing out, they were giving her her laugh cuddles.

914
00:46:37,165 --> 00:46:40,925
Speaker 2: So my kids were were cuddling her thawing out pooch

915
00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:42,844
Speaker 2: for for a couple of hours and they got they

916
00:46:42,885 --> 00:46:43,844
Speaker 2: all made gott.

917
00:46:43,565 --> 00:46:45,444
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't want to laugh like I don't

918
00:46:45,485 --> 00:46:47,645
Speaker 1: care about this. I was still heartbroken up to my

919
00:46:47,725 --> 00:46:55,045
Speaker 1: dog died last year, but this is comic thing. Is

920
00:46:55,085 --> 00:46:56,884
Speaker 1: it okay to laugh, David? Don't feel really bad?

921
00:46:56,965 --> 00:46:59,845
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. It's a long time ago that

922
00:46:59,965 --> 00:47:02,325
Speaker 2: the kids have recovered. They went through some calco.

923
00:47:04,325 --> 00:47:10,884
Speaker 1: Thwing dog of the airports. I don't ever get lost

924
00:47:10,885 --> 00:47:17,525
Speaker 1: and stop running around the airport, and she won't thought

925
00:47:17,565 --> 00:47:24,405
Speaker 1: me out very frozen in the garage.

926
00:47:29,245 --> 00:47:31,485
Speaker 2: Another part of the story as well that we we

927
00:47:32,245 --> 00:47:34,405
Speaker 2: had a cat that we brought back from Australia when

928
00:47:34,405 --> 00:47:38,964
Speaker 2: we moved back to She got when she passed away,

929
00:47:39,005 --> 00:47:40,965
Speaker 2: she got buried next to Beller up in the up

930
00:47:41,005 --> 00:47:42,805
Speaker 2: in the up in the backyard. But she was best

931
00:47:42,845 --> 00:47:45,045
Speaker 2: friends with our new dog, the Kelpie, and when she

932
00:47:45,205 --> 00:47:47,925
Speaker 2: passed away we buried her up next to Bella and

933
00:47:48,005 --> 00:47:50,444
Speaker 2: the Kelpie sat next to the grave for nearly a week.

934
00:47:51,525 --> 00:47:52,205
Speaker 2: I wouldn't come on.

935
00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:54,965
Speaker 1: Yeah, wasn't stunk in the coffin?

936
00:47:55,085 --> 00:47:55,285
Speaker 8: Was it.

937
00:47:57,005 --> 00:48:05,725
Speaker 1: Might be someone I don't want to get off. I

938
00:48:05,765 --> 00:48:08,645
Speaker 1: can keep going, but no, you can't be anymore. It

939
00:48:08,685 --> 00:48:10,725
Speaker 1: can't be anymore. We can't squeeze the juice out of

940
00:48:10,765 --> 00:48:14,884
Speaker 1: you anymore. It's all good, dog taken out. You see

941
00:48:14,885 --> 00:48:17,605
Speaker 1: an airport frozen and sent back to you, and then

942
00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:20,085
Speaker 1: the thawing out. It's about five moments.

943
00:48:20,165 --> 00:48:20,965
Speaker 4: I'll never forget this.

944
00:48:21,285 --> 00:48:24,005
Speaker 1: It's just like a sort of Adam Sandler movie cdding

945
00:48:24,805 --> 00:48:25,924
Speaker 1: cuddling with the thawing out.

946
00:48:26,725 --> 00:48:29,365
Speaker 2: You know, they was teens, but they needed to, you know,

947
00:48:29,485 --> 00:48:32,605
Speaker 2: say the goodbyes. And they weren't faith caddling cuddling the

948
00:48:33,045 --> 00:48:34,925
Speaker 2: frozen out, frozen.

949
00:48:34,685 --> 00:48:39,325
Speaker 1: In traumat some gloves on the oven gloves.

950
00:48:42,445 --> 00:48:44,565
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what we planned, an avocado tree on

951
00:48:44,645 --> 00:48:46,685
Speaker 2: top of them. And the producers amazing.

952
00:48:49,325 --> 00:48:50,365
Speaker 3: Happy ending to this.

953
00:48:50,525 --> 00:48:53,965
Speaker 1: It. Oh well, there was me getting a bit sad,

954
00:48:54,845 --> 00:48:56,884
Speaker 1: but about those avocados.

955
00:48:57,005 --> 00:48:59,725
Speaker 2: Send us some working to board a house because I

956
00:48:59,805 --> 00:49:01,005
Speaker 2: don't buy a smashdallows.

957
00:49:01,245 --> 00:49:05,605
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, listen, you have to be you are

958
00:49:05,805 --> 00:49:08,405
Speaker 1: instant call of the week. I could call it right

959
00:49:08,565 --> 00:49:11,085
Speaker 1: our eight o'clog and a Tuesday. This is some story

960
00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:16,525
Speaker 1: of stories, yes, David, a darkly comic telle, but we

961
00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:20,045
Speaker 1: are the pet stories. And wow, you just took down

962
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,605
Speaker 1: the house. Amazing. You've won a thousand dollars.

963
00:49:23,005 --> 00:49:25,005
Speaker 2: Oh fantastic. I can pay my power bill.

964
00:49:27,045 --> 00:49:30,005
Speaker 1: David, Thank you very much for your story. Amazing story.

965
00:49:30,285 --> 00:49:32,885
Speaker 1: Thousand dollars our call a week thanks to Mercedes Benz

966
00:49:32,925 --> 00:49:36,364
Speaker 1: Barrick take advantage of their genuine trade in offer five

967
00:49:36,485 --> 00:49:41,165
Speaker 1: thousand dollars more than anyone else guaranteed. Thank you very much, David.

968
00:49:41,845 --> 00:49:45,445
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast, My.

969
00:49:45,485 --> 00:49:47,845
Speaker 1: Wife is just missing me going sounds like an amazing story.

970
00:49:48,205 --> 00:49:51,125
Speaker 1: All I heard was telling about a frozen dog. Where

971
00:49:51,165 --> 00:49:54,245
Speaker 1: do I even begin Tonight at dinner you won't believe

972
00:49:54,245 --> 00:49:56,285
Speaker 1: what happened at work today, and.

973
00:49:56,365 --> 00:49:57,325
Speaker 4: You put this on air.

974
00:49:59,125 --> 00:50:04,685
Speaker 1: And then gave that person a thousand dollars. Wow. Okay, Christian,

975
00:50:04,765 --> 00:50:06,325
Speaker 1: just wanted to know you know, I'm crying sad and

976
00:50:06,405 --> 00:50:08,925
Speaker 1: happy tears after the Frozen Dog is going to be

977
00:50:09,005 --> 00:50:11,805
Speaker 1: knowing now and show folklore as the Frozen Dog story,

978
00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:13,725
Speaker 1: and new people are going to arrive at the show

979
00:50:13,805 --> 00:50:17,165
Speaker 1: you what's the frozen dog story? And when I said,

980
00:50:17,165 --> 00:50:19,365
Speaker 1: do you really want to know this? Because it opens

981
00:50:19,445 --> 00:50:22,485
Speaker 1: up into a hell of alex you now it roller coaster,

982
00:50:23,285 --> 00:50:27,645
Speaker 1: roller coaster of scenes. You know there's three acts to stories,

983
00:50:27,685 --> 00:50:29,605
Speaker 1: isn't it They There were five in that one. Yeah,

984
00:50:29,765 --> 00:50:31,165
Speaker 1: and then you have a Gada tree at the end,

985
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:35,805
Speaker 1: the hugging of the thawing outcome. Now it's the thought

986
00:50:35,845 --> 00:50:39,485
Speaker 1: of just other people maybe flying to New Zealands for Christmas.

987
00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:42,805
Speaker 1: The plane lands on the wrong way, the phone tatty

988
00:50:42,885 --> 00:50:45,844
Speaker 1: taddy taddy t Look what's that out the window as

989
00:50:45,885 --> 00:50:50,645
Speaker 1: some official takes the pistol out. Anyway, Christian, I'm quite

990
00:50:50,845 --> 00:50:54,525
Speaker 1: sad and happy that extreme story you just said on

991
00:50:54,605 --> 00:50:57,245
Speaker 1: the show. I'm actually at the hospital, very nervous about

992
00:50:57,245 --> 00:50:59,405
Speaker 1: what's happening in the next hour. So thank you very

993
00:50:59,485 --> 00:51:03,605
Speaker 1: much for keeping my anxious brain happy. Geine, I'm glad

994
00:51:03,645 --> 00:51:06,325
Speaker 1: it's helped. Christian. Maybe you should a weekly guarding tips

995
00:51:06,405 --> 00:51:09,884
Speaker 1: if you're Avocado Tree struggling Bury the frozen family dog

996
00:51:09,965 --> 00:51:13,285
Speaker 1: at the base Hay presto, amazing avocados.

997
00:51:14,165 --> 00:51:19,005
Speaker 6: I've been custody that all right.

998
00:51:19,045 --> 00:51:21,245
Speaker 1: So we were talking about sometimes when you move into

999
00:51:21,525 --> 00:51:25,445
Speaker 1: a new home. The previous owners obviously got to leave

1000
00:51:25,445 --> 00:51:27,125
Speaker 1: behind the fixtures and stuff like that, but sometimes they

1001
00:51:27,205 --> 00:51:29,565
Speaker 1: just dump crap they don't know what to do with.

1002
00:51:30,005 --> 00:51:32,565
Speaker 1: It's really so it makes you mad because it's they're

1003
00:51:32,605 --> 00:51:34,365
Speaker 1: just passing a properly. You give them all that money

1004
00:51:34,645 --> 00:51:36,285
Speaker 1: and they're passing. You've got to do some sort of

1005
00:51:36,365 --> 00:51:38,925
Speaker 1: problem for them, basically to get rid of it. I

1006
00:51:38,965 --> 00:51:40,645
Speaker 1: remember a friend of mine was moving to his house

1007
00:51:40,685 --> 00:51:42,485
Speaker 1: and while they were sort of going through it all

1008
00:51:42,525 --> 00:51:44,925
Speaker 1: again and they got the keys, in the crawl space

1009
00:51:45,245 --> 00:51:50,924
Speaker 1: was an extensive collection of gentlemen's reading materials. And he's

1010
00:51:50,965 --> 00:51:56,845
Speaker 1: so beautifully organized your set of Encyclopedia Britannicus, not the

1011
00:51:57,005 --> 00:52:00,645
Speaker 1: leather bound. But they were beautifully organized, he said. But yeah,

1012
00:52:00,645 --> 00:52:03,884
Speaker 1: and so he had when he was like bringing them down,

1013
00:52:03,885 --> 00:52:06,885
Speaker 1: It's like who Would's why, I said, who would leave that?

1014
00:52:06,885 --> 00:52:11,525
Speaker 1: Because who would take it? Great point, you're not going

1015
00:52:11,565 --> 00:52:14,725
Speaker 1: to the removal people, and do not do not leave

1016
00:52:14,805 --> 00:52:19,005
Speaker 1: behind those grumble mags, okay, and that they are. I

1017
00:52:19,085 --> 00:52:22,645
Speaker 1: want them reorganized like that. Take photos of how they're

1018
00:52:22,685 --> 00:52:25,965
Speaker 1: laid out and stuff like that. Alex, please share your

1019
00:52:26,005 --> 00:52:29,325
Speaker 1: story about what you what was left behind. Oh my goodness.

1020
00:52:29,445 --> 00:52:31,845
Speaker 7: So the house we bought in Summer Hill and in

1021
00:52:31,925 --> 00:52:34,765
Speaker 7: Sydney's in a West, it used to be a boarding house.

1022
00:52:35,365 --> 00:52:38,245
Speaker 7: It was in a pretty serious date of disrepair. And

1023
00:52:38,485 --> 00:52:40,045
Speaker 7: so in a boarding house there are a lot of

1024
00:52:40,085 --> 00:52:43,165
Speaker 7: mattresses over about forty or fifty years of it being

1025
00:52:43,205 --> 00:52:43,844
Speaker 7: a boarding house.

1026
00:52:43,925 --> 00:52:47,364
Speaker 1: So underneath the house there's a lot of underfloor space. Yeah,

1027
00:52:48,045 --> 00:52:48,885
Speaker 1: rooms of space.

1028
00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:55,485
Speaker 7: Actually underneath the house were fifty fifty used mattresses.

1029
00:52:55,725 --> 00:53:02,765
Speaker 1: What us, Yeah, yeah, yeah, So we were like Stephen

1030
00:53:02,845 --> 00:53:03,605
Speaker 1: King horror movie.

1031
00:53:04,325 --> 00:53:06,445
Speaker 7: Well yeah, and so we had it written in the

1032
00:53:06,485 --> 00:53:09,364
Speaker 7: contract through our buyers, a good one by the way,

1033
00:53:09,445 --> 00:53:11,205
Speaker 7: and he said, look, I think it's well within your

1034
00:53:11,245 --> 00:53:13,285
Speaker 7: rights to get them in the contract to have those removed.

1035
00:53:13,725 --> 00:53:15,805
Speaker 1: And they did, luckily for us.

1036
00:53:15,925 --> 00:53:18,165
Speaker 7: So they had to removal. Ust or whoever he was come.

1037
00:53:18,085 --> 00:53:20,725
Speaker 10: And grab them all out, and I remember riving awful

1038
00:53:20,885 --> 00:53:23,685
Speaker 10: that worst day of the year, trying to go under

1039
00:53:23,685 --> 00:53:27,405
Speaker 10: the crawling under those spaces, tarifle anywhere, taken out, haunted mattresses,

1040
00:53:28,165 --> 00:53:29,645
Speaker 10: kids screaming and crying.

1041
00:53:30,325 --> 00:53:32,364
Speaker 1: Why why did my mom and Dadda hate me? Why

1042
00:53:33,365 --> 00:53:36,045
Speaker 1: shutting this palis boarding school? Why did they put them

1043
00:53:36,085 --> 00:53:39,045
Speaker 1: under the I don't want to speculate them on the

1044
00:53:39,125 --> 00:53:42,085
Speaker 1: street or two dark stories from you today.

1045
00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:46,205
Speaker 4: Also you were gone, so it was all good. You

1046
00:53:46,405 --> 00:53:47,445
Speaker 4: want a boarding house?

1047
00:53:47,645 --> 00:53:48,965
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a boarding house.

1048
00:53:48,965 --> 00:53:50,565
Speaker 7: So in the end west of Sydney, there's a lot

1049
00:53:50,605 --> 00:53:52,485
Speaker 7: of houses that became boarding houses, you know, in the

1050
00:53:52,565 --> 00:53:55,844
Speaker 7: fifties and sixties. It's a Queen Anne Federation house built

1051
00:53:55,845 --> 00:53:57,565
Speaker 7: in nineteen twelve. So beautiful, big house.

1052
00:53:57,605 --> 00:54:00,285
Speaker 1: Shout out to that. Where to stay? Agent History did

1053
00:54:00,325 --> 00:54:04,365
Speaker 1: a great job at btw aight What Got Left behind.

1054
00:54:04,645 --> 00:54:07,725
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1055
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:12,325
Speaker 1: Christian went camping in November. My husband managed somehow to

1056
00:54:12,485 --> 00:54:16,005
Speaker 1: forget the That's I think my wife would say, Chris,

1057
00:54:16,285 --> 00:54:21,645
Speaker 1: somehow you've managed to somehow, just somehow spending even comprehensible

1058
00:54:21,765 --> 00:54:26,125
Speaker 1: how a human being could somehow we went camping in

1059
00:54:26,565 --> 00:54:30,365
Speaker 1: my husband somehow managed to get the bag with our clothes. Actually,

1060
00:54:30,405 --> 00:54:32,965
Speaker 1: how do you do that? We probably had That's probably

1061
00:54:33,005 --> 00:54:35,565
Speaker 1: the only thing he had. Just take that bag and

1062
00:54:35,725 --> 00:54:38,605
Speaker 1: put it in the boot. You got that dunce to

1063
00:54:38,845 --> 00:54:43,805
Speaker 1: bag in the boot? Where's the bag? Where are we campsite?

1064
00:54:45,405 --> 00:54:50,565
Speaker 1: Maybe on the show you had one job anyway, forgot it?

1065
00:54:50,565 --> 00:54:53,085
Speaker 1: They went camping. So the next day that's dry from

1066
00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:56,445
Speaker 1: the campsite to came up to buy a whole outfits

1067
00:54:56,485 --> 00:55:03,245
Speaker 1: for the entire family. That's a very expensive saving. All

1068
00:55:03,245 --> 00:55:05,765
Speaker 1: there's money being very wholesome where we're going to.

1069
00:55:05,765 --> 00:55:08,645
Speaker 4: Buy outfits for the next week hopefully. Then he gets.

1070
00:55:12,925 --> 00:55:16,844
Speaker 1: Jester Kenton told me that actually you can't take swimsuits back.

1071
00:55:16,885 --> 00:55:17,645
Speaker 5: Well they took it back.

1072
00:55:18,165 --> 00:55:20,444
Speaker 1: Well, of course they did, of course they did. Yeah,

1073
00:55:20,485 --> 00:55:22,485
Speaker 1: we all know the phrase of Karen, Well, what's higher

1074
00:55:22,525 --> 00:55:25,805
Speaker 1: than that? A pats that is like a thousand Karens

1075
00:55:25,885 --> 00:55:28,725
Speaker 1: equals one Petrina Jones. Just give her money back. It

1076
00:55:28,885 --> 00:55:32,085
Speaker 1: doesn't matter about what the rules and regulation I'll get

1077
00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:33,844
Speaker 1: if I have to get fired for this, it's an

1078
00:55:33,885 --> 00:55:37,165
Speaker 1: easier life. Easier life. Now. Today I was coming in

1079
00:55:37,205 --> 00:55:39,885
Speaker 1: to work and I went on Instagram, you know what

1080
00:55:40,005 --> 00:55:42,884
Speaker 1: we all do, and just to try the existential pain

1081
00:55:42,925 --> 00:55:47,005
Speaker 1: out of life exact and the algorithm served up, like

1082
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:51,805
Speaker 1: a spiritual butler on a platter, a slab of beautiful

1083
00:55:51,965 --> 00:55:55,325
Speaker 1: content for me. The algorithm knows what I want at

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Speaker 1: five am. It knows that I Followd's legend Christian Petrarca.

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Speaker 1: He obviously is a star on the field. But obviously

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Speaker 1: he does some of his best work in the coals kitchen,

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00:56:07,085 --> 00:56:10,605
Speaker 1: cooking up all those dishes, you know, and you know

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00:56:10,685 --> 00:56:13,205
Speaker 1: it would have he's been taken hours to do some

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00:56:13,365 --> 00:56:18,805
Speaker 1: of those burgers and that, you know, very complicated stuff.

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Speaker 1: And but this one it caught my eye and I

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00:56:21,365 --> 00:56:24,285
Speaker 1: went on watching this thirty second clip right now he

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Speaker 1: was chatting to Cat's legend, Patrick Dangerfield.

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Speaker 4: Famous culinary legend.

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00:56:30,965 --> 00:56:35,205
Speaker 1: Those two guys together in aprons in a fake kitchen.

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00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:38,964
Speaker 1: You've got me, You've got me, algorithm, thank you. I'm

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00:56:39,005 --> 00:56:42,885
Speaker 1: watching this three times click sound on. Don't care if

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00:56:42,925 --> 00:56:45,125
Speaker 1: a driver you have to hear this? What you about

1098
00:56:45,165 --> 00:56:49,405
Speaker 1: to hear? Move aside, Graham Norton. It's over the chemistry,

1099
00:56:50,485 --> 00:56:53,685
Speaker 1: the questions. Feels like Michael Parkinson has found a new

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00:56:53,805 --> 00:56:57,045
Speaker 1: era of paralass and it's Christian Betranka. Why it's hard

1101
00:56:57,645 --> 00:57:01,765
Speaker 1: to an inpth interview? What's chatting to someone about? And

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00:57:01,965 --> 00:57:04,325
Speaker 1: you do these hot dogs? Anyways, Just have a listen

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00:57:04,365 --> 00:57:07,364
Speaker 1: to this, and everyone who works on the show on air,

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00:57:07,725 --> 00:57:10,725
Speaker 1: listen up. This is how good we could one day, maybe,

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00:57:10,765 --> 00:57:12,965
Speaker 1: if we worked hard enough, be as good as this

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00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:16,045
Speaker 1: danger I'm excited to cook with you. What are you

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00:57:16,085 --> 00:57:19,685
Speaker 1: cooking for us today? Loaded cheeseburger hot dogs? What's get started?

1108
00:57:19,885 --> 00:57:21,845
Speaker 1: What's it like being captain of the footy club?

1109
00:57:21,885 --> 00:57:24,565
Speaker 4: Now, Gostriana, A great learning experience.

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00:57:24,365 --> 00:57:28,645
Speaker 1: Is cold beef from garlic. Let's put him in here

1111
00:57:28,845 --> 00:57:30,525
Speaker 1: of the club would have a couple of these, well,

1112
00:57:31,525 --> 00:57:34,285
Speaker 1: Hawk would have had all four anecdotic.

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00:57:35,085 --> 00:57:37,485
Speaker 4: If you think dangers, loaded cheeseburger hot dogs, have what

1114
00:57:37,605 --> 00:57:37,925
Speaker 4: it takes.

1115
00:57:38,005 --> 00:57:43,005
Speaker 1: It's over so forward slash finals fan feast Now I

1116
00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:46,525
Speaker 1: speak for all of us. Thirty seconds is gone too soon? Please?

1117
00:57:46,685 --> 00:57:50,685
Speaker 1: Cole's and seven AFL. That's I want to see an hour.

1118
00:57:51,285 --> 00:57:53,845
Speaker 1: I want to see like an irishman kind of director's cut.

1119
00:57:54,525 --> 00:57:57,285
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds. You don't tease me. I want to know

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00:57:57,365 --> 00:57:59,925
Speaker 1: all that. And it said print the recipe, now printed

1121
00:57:59,965 --> 00:58:05,285
Speaker 1: it off. There's four steps? Who needs to print? How

1122
00:58:05,325 --> 00:58:06,685
Speaker 1: would you make hot dogs?

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00:58:06,965 --> 00:58:08,285
Speaker 4: Sounds contesse?

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00:58:08,525 --> 00:58:11,525
Speaker 1: I'll tell you no, Come on, that's all one's biggest

1125
00:58:11,605 --> 00:58:14,805
Speaker 1: stuffed hot dog? How dare you?

1126
00:58:16,005 --> 00:58:16,045
Speaker 8: No?

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00:58:16,205 --> 00:58:19,205
Speaker 1: No? This is Dangerfield's family recip been handed down from

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00:58:19,245 --> 00:58:21,325
Speaker 1: his honor. But I have been in the family years.

1129
00:58:21,365 --> 00:58:24,445
Speaker 1: You don't disuspect something like this anyway. I sought the

1130
00:58:24,565 --> 00:58:27,725
Speaker 1: end of it. You vote now whether you like Dangerfields,

1131
00:58:28,045 --> 00:58:31,485
Speaker 1: cheese book, hot dogs, no, whatever it was. Anyway, I've

1132
00:58:31,565 --> 00:58:34,165
Speaker 1: entered a competition for the first time this year. Yeah,

1133
00:58:34,205 --> 00:58:38,325
Speaker 1: it's Grand Final tickets. Yeah, I'm allowed to enter upt

1134
00:58:38,325 --> 00:58:41,245
Speaker 1: to ten times a day. Not just that. He said,

1135
00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:43,645
Speaker 1: if you're outside of Melbourne, they'll put you up in

1136
00:58:43,645 --> 00:58:45,325
Speaker 1: a hotel for two nights. So I start that living

1137
00:58:45,405 --> 00:58:47,845
Speaker 1: Brisbane and I had to obviously go and get a

1138
00:58:47,885 --> 00:58:49,485
Speaker 1: post code because I couldn't put my own one in

1139
00:58:49,605 --> 00:58:51,845
Speaker 1: because it was like this saying right, and so I

1140
00:58:51,925 --> 00:58:58,965
Speaker 1: had to fin CBD and put the boat coe. So

1141
00:58:59,085 --> 00:59:00,725
Speaker 1: if I win, I'm gonna have to fly up to

1142
00:59:00,805 --> 00:59:05,725
Speaker 1: Brisbane to redeem my two nights in the twins but

1143
00:59:06,085 --> 00:59:09,765
Speaker 1: fingers crossed, but please Carls really the tapes.

1144
00:59:10,085 --> 00:59:12,605
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1145
00:59:13,725 --> 00:59:19,565
Speaker 1: Today is World Positivity Day. Hey that sign I saw

1146
00:59:19,805 --> 00:59:23,005
Speaker 1: that someone a writ outside the radio stations in Chalk

1147
00:59:23,285 --> 00:59:25,605
Speaker 1: the morning on the way into the building that said,

1148
00:59:25,845 --> 00:59:28,885
Speaker 1: be the highlight of somebody else's day to day. That

1149
00:59:29,045 --> 00:59:32,565
Speaker 1: is my invitation to us all all right time waster

1150
00:59:32,805 --> 00:59:36,445
Speaker 1: right now. Then we're looking for more positive songs. Make

1151
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Speaker 1: a song more Positive Research has interviewed five thousand people

1152
00:59:40,525 --> 00:59:43,965
Speaker 1: and ask some what are your favorite compliments? They got

1153
00:59:44,005 --> 00:59:46,565
Speaker 1: them all in the big room. Okay, what do you think?

1154
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Speaker 1: Top five?

1155
00:59:47,765 --> 00:59:49,085
Speaker 4: Great hair? Hair is looking good?

1156
00:59:49,845 --> 00:59:54,685
Speaker 1: Not in there. There's a few curve balls in Who

1157
00:59:54,805 --> 00:59:57,285
Speaker 1: the hell is getting flatted when someone says you got

1158
00:59:57,325 --> 01:00:00,485
Speaker 1: beautiful handwriting? I mean, no one is ever going to

1159
01:00:00,525 --> 01:00:03,405
Speaker 1: say that to me. It is I've met sometimes your

1160
01:00:03,445 --> 01:00:05,285
Speaker 1: birthday cards, the kids are gone? What do you what

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Speaker 1: do you want to say? Here? Ineligible? Hard to tell,

1162
01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:11,005
Speaker 1: to tell what you're saying. That's the number five, you've

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Speaker 1: got beautiful handwriting. Number four, you're the funniest person I know.

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Speaker 1: Oh three, you've got. No one said this. You've got

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Speaker 1: movie star presence.

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Speaker 4: I've done that a few times. I've gotten.

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Speaker 1: Number two. I hope my child grows up to be

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01:00:29,165 --> 01:00:29,365
Speaker 1: like you.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's beautiful.

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01:00:31,725 --> 01:00:38,445
Speaker 1: And this one you're glowing today? Has anyone ever said that? Yes,

1171
01:00:39,325 --> 01:00:40,445
Speaker 1: no one said to you're glowing?

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01:00:40,565 --> 01:00:42,125
Speaker 4: No, I'm not to me, but I would say it

1173
01:00:42,165 --> 01:00:42,925
Speaker 4: to a pregnant woman.

1174
01:00:43,045 --> 01:00:45,085
Speaker 1: Should you know what? A team member did say this

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01:00:45,205 --> 01:00:46,005
Speaker 1: to me last week?

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Speaker 7: Really?

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01:00:46,725 --> 01:00:47,365
Speaker 1: Yes, it is.

1178
01:00:49,205 --> 01:00:53,085
Speaker 4: Obvious, confused, it's his aura.

1179
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Speaker 1: I just message my wife. We've had some good shown you.

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01:00:56,565 --> 01:01:00,765
Speaker 1: So my wife just applied with really go and get

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Speaker 1: them to count that again that I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get your hot. But that's a mistake. Someone. All right,

1183
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Speaker 1: we're looking for your more positive songs. Janey's got a

1184
01:01:12,885 --> 01:01:17,885
Speaker 1: glue gun. Hey, oh god, crap, maun are we gonna

1185
01:01:17,925 --> 01:01:21,045
Speaker 1: go color Janey? It's more positive than having a gun.

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01:01:21,205 --> 01:01:25,005
Speaker 1: Yeah it is painted black, No thank you, Mick, painted lilac,

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Speaker 1: sweet Caroline, very bad for you. Be careful too, diabetes,

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01:01:32,445 --> 01:01:41,765
Speaker 1: sugar free came STEVI is fun where the streets are

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Speaker 1: well signed. And I photo shot the sheriff, photo shopped

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Speaker 1: the sheriff. You know sheriff. I shot the sheriff. That's

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Speaker 1: that's why. But then photo shopped in Oh it made

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Speaker 1: him look ten years younger from painted lilac. When we

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Speaker 1: were I was glowing then no glow.

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Speaker 4: I wish my kids to grow up like, oh thank you?

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Speaker 1: What have you got? Make a song more positive?

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Speaker 6: Mcdonnad's on a happy Island, the smiler Bonita, happy island.

1197
01:02:25,085 --> 01:02:27,765
Speaker 4: And cool Jay is going to buy you dinner. Mama said,

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Speaker 4: take you out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, silver.

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Speaker 6: Good Cobain smells like teen Spirit angry song. Yeah, guy,

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Speaker 6: but he's in a good moody smells like Christmas spirit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Silver and I thought the law and we had fun.

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01:02:45,685 --> 01:02:47,125
Speaker 6: We all just had got along together.

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01:02:47,405 --> 01:02:52,605
Speaker 1: No, no, come on the rest. Second Day, Mortgage warning,

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Speaker 1: my friend, Mortgage Warning.

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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast up.

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Speaker 1: Grab some time way today, go and see the brilliant

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Speaker 1: Crowded House Live mornington are the Red Hot Summer Tour.

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Speaker 1: You can get your tickets now ticket Master. We're looking

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Speaker 1: for you to make a song more positive this morning

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Speaker 1: and let's get our glow on less positive songs. Wake

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Speaker 1: me up before you go, girl, It's Mitchell World Time.

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01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:28,965
Speaker 1: Alanis Morrissett. You're to glow. Hit me with your compliment

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01:03:29,045 --> 01:03:37,085
Speaker 1: stick Oh silver cuddling in the name of smells that

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01:03:37,205 --> 01:03:43,125
Speaker 1: team spirit. Yeah, high way to dairy bell. Oh I

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Speaker 1: love that. Come on, Eileen, you can do it.

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Speaker 8: Love that one.

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Speaker 1: Nay, well done, thrilling in the name of silver. Upbeat

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Speaker 1: it silver, bloody love, mondays, it's done.

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Speaker 4: Very little night worked for me.

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Speaker 1: It made me go bloody love. Monday's me mad for them?

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Speaker 1: How good at Monday? Number number high five?

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Speaker 4: Oh golfler? Yeah all right?

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Speaker 1: Who is winning. Wake me up before you go girl,

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01:04:16,205 --> 01:04:18,765
Speaker 1: Mitchell Jacobs and you're the winner. We are back tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Have a great day. Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast