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Speaker 2: Tom's a couple of times, mate, we got this Tom.

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Speaker 3: Now would he you have dreadlocks even though you can't

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Speaker 1: Be the shittest hairdo in the studio. I'm a good friend. Yes.

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Speaker 2: Tom Gleason is going to be in the studio and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we are going to be sacrificial lambs this afternoon.

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Speaker 5: So if you've been a hater of the.

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Speaker 4: Show, if you've been a long time hater of the show,

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Speaker 5: I mean, because it's.

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Speaker 2: He was a consistent troller when we first started. Rendell,

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Speaker 4: Husy and Cato, imagine my tune in this afternoon.

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Speaker 2: Then they are not haters. They're both lovely people. They

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Speaker 4: That's the question ooh, who is Another time on the

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Speaker 4: leave a light on here on willan whatdy? So pleay

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Speaker 2: We'll were Something truly phenomenal has happened in New Hampshire,

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Speaker 2: How is he getting the things the prizes out of

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Speaker 2: But what's happened here is he's put his kid in

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Speaker 2: But if we take those things out of it, Will,

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Speaker 5: About a modern day There's not. It's not a pillow.

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Speaker 2: You're you were the child here and your dad put

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Speaker 7: My dad used to take me to Red Rooster to

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Speaker 7: He telled me to grab a handful of straws as

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Speaker 1: Danny, I'm pretty sure the straw the straws are free.

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Speaker 4: Red Rooster, where are you getting the ice creams from?

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Speaker 5: This is it's not funny.

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Speaker 1: I reckon, you're the reason I don't knowed the ice

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Speaker 4: Chas Hey, We're going to go into a little bit

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Speaker 4: of sleader game is though.

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Speaker 1: Hold on your hats.

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Speaker 4: Shitty I hold.

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Speaker 4: we're talking about the.

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Speaker 5: Dirty business, the birds and the bees my friend.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, mm hmmm.

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Speaker 5: So all right, it's just us and everyone else listening.

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Speaker 4: But actually I don't want to take this doesn't need

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows that in order for a child to be conceived,

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Speaker 5: Now, there are obviously just trillions of sperm.

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Speaker 4: Yep, right now, you and I have actually discussed on

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Speaker 4: And I have discussed, well, how exactly we thought the

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Speaker 2: I like to think that my swimmers were together. I

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Speaker 5: I agree.

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Speaker 1: I think they all sit around it's a bit of

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Speaker 1: It makes a human I'm going to go with a terrorbyte.

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Speaker 1: Whole terribyt Yeah, whole terribile. That makes it? It makes a

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Speaker 5: Sperm holds thirty seven megabytes.

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Speaker 4: It makes it more impressive that there's only thirty seven

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Speaker 5: Tom going up?

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Speaker 1: What do you get?

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Speaker 4: You can't wait to speak to our sus Woods, who

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Speaker 4: same person who put together some gear for Edgean and Pink.

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Speaker 4: It's sold over five hundred and seventy thousand copies in

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Speaker 4: the number one on iTunes in sixteen countries. He's absolutely

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Speaker 5: Hey, I'm Tom Walker.

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Speaker 2: First question, why didn't you get the top ten in

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Speaker 1: Really drop the ball there?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 8: You know, I'm doing my best, my best. Yeah, sometimes

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Speaker 1: It's not good enough. I should mention the son that

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Speaker 5: Because we're spinning at a ship like here, it's this one.

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Speaker 4: We don't have the audio grab ready, we don't have

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Speaker 1: One, and you guys have not got your ship together.

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Speaker 1: We can't. You've gotta grab a song, I mean, the

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Speaker 1: by the way now.

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Speaker 2: And you got an album coming out made on October nineteen.

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Speaker 8: I do indeed, it's called What Times to Be Alive?

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Speaker 1: And what a time to be alive? Mate? Can you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you're you're life now and you been

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Speaker 2: I'm sure the album will be incredible. How are you

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Speaker 5: So it's been busy.

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Speaker 8: Man, it's been busy, but it's been sick. We've been

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Speaker 2: Are there any highlights there as far as you know,

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Speaker 5: We played.

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Speaker 8: We played a festival in France called Main Square Festival,

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 8: I love that we showed up that day and we're like,

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Speaker 1: Six o'clock and then fifteen thousand people. Oh my god.

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Speaker 8: I just I walked on stage just like, okay, be cool,

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Speaker 8: No one can ever say that I'm not a committed man,

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Speaker 5: Comt hard.

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Speaker 4: It tig in nicely with the Paris thing, actually, Tommy,

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Speaker 8: Yeah, with my dad when I was like nine years old,

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Speaker 8: to see a CDC in Paris.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, these guys, that's pretty so.

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Speaker 1: We've got to grab a CD.

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Speaker 5: It's all right.

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Speaker 1: They've been topped, they've been topped, tending everything.

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Speaker 4: They've taken out the seventeenth Do you think the seventeenth

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Speaker 5: You've must have a suspicion. Lith has got to be.

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Speaker 1: Bloody Canadians.

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Speaker 4: But mate, I read something really interesting and now I've

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Speaker 4: So you're wearing saw a CDC in Paris and I

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, sorry, good mum.

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Speaker 8: Dressed in like a schoolboy.

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Speaker 9: You.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just going absolutely happen.

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Speaker 5: He's very chicken like, isn't he he is.

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Speaker 8: I don't know how he does it, mate, He's there

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Speaker 8: now he's like, I don't know, like sixty something, but

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Speaker 5: It's a great image.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how he does it.

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Speaker 8: He's got more energy than like a fun your child. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: So if you can picture Angus Young, if we've got

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Speaker 4: rolling across the stage, very chicken like. I know exactly

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Speaker 4: what you mean. I've got the image of my head.

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Speaker 1: He's he's got a pigeons. Yeah, he's got a pigeon.

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Speaker 1: The pitch going on.

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Speaker 4: Question for you now, Tom Walker on this show, if

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Speaker 1: Great question, very hard question, tough, take your time.

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Speaker 8: I feel like I probably panda.

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Speaker 1: We've actually oh that's funny. Just a sweaty a really

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Speaker 8: Sweaty panda, a sweaty voice, but just completely.

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Speaker 1: Sweaty, redheaded panda.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: On Scotland, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 8: Anything over like fifteen degrees and I'm done, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 8: I'm not used to this.

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Speaker 1: This Australian winter or whatever it is you're having right now.

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Speaker 1: This is like this would be like the best day

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it depends not COVID.

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Speaker 9: Well, no, mate, it's been great, Tom leave A light

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Speaker 9: on is out and now obviously and I believe your

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Speaker 5: You can pre order a copy.

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Speaker 4: You can stream it after it's out obviously iTunes, Spotify.

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Speaker 4: That's get him over the top of that seventeenth country.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's been a pleasure, mate, loving to me all

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Speaker 4: the best. I'm sure you're looking at some successes ahead

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Speaker 4: of you, which we'll roll on long into the future.

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Speaker 5: You said, great, dude, So thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 5: Thanks playing nice on love.

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Speaker 1: I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for the support, Thanks time, mate, Loving to meet you.

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Speaker 5: Goodbye.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: We did this a couple of weeks ago. It look

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Speaker 4: This is not the exile bloody o things.

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Speaker 1: Asking a really simple question. Will and I bloody love it.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. Have you

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Speaker 1: seen something? Have you seen something just a little bit odd,

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Speaker 1: it's just a little bit off. You just need to

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Speaker 1: a little bit bloody. I got one, will know you do.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you do. You ever got one? But I've

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Speaker 2: For it in a cafe and me local cafe, sitting

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Speaker 2: normal at this point, pretty normal. Died as a latte.

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Speaker 2: I then watch this person get their latte. They walk

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Speaker 2: a bin. Then they put the disposable cup into their handbag.

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Speaker 1: What the bloody hell is going on there, Will? I

451
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Speaker 1: got another one for it. Did you make that up? No?

452
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Speaker 1: I saw that two days ago, mate, I saw that

453
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Speaker 1: two days ago. How's this? Will? How's this?

454
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Speaker 2: Mate?

455
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,400
Speaker 1: I was it a park the other day. Six five.

456
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Speaker 1: By the way, if you've seen anything a little bit weird,

457
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Speaker 1: anything a bit.

458
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Speaker 2: Off, give us a call, please. I was at a

459
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Speaker 2: park the other day. I saw this elderly man.

460
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Speaker 1: He was sitting on a park bench, and he had

461
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Speaker 1: his little cut up bits of bread, and the little

462
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Speaker 1: cutup bits a.

463
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,720
Speaker 5: Like comes bread, it comes.

464
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Speaker 1: He's probably coming here to feed the ducks. He's probably

465
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Speaker 1: coming here to feed the ducks.

466
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Speaker 2: I'm very quickly realized there was no pond and no ducks.

467
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:37,880
Speaker 1: What the hell? What the hell is going on there?

468
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:38,120
Speaker 7: Will?

469
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Speaker 1: I don't know? Again? It good?

470
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,400
Speaker 5: I know you could, but I don't want to steal

471
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Speaker 5: all the attention.

472
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 1: Other people should call.

473
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Speaker 10: Something a little bit, a little bit strange, a little

474
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Speaker 10: bit off, a little bit off. Did you see a

475
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Speaker 10: guy with blonde redlocks walking down the street and he

476
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Speaker 10: doesn't serve?

477
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Speaker 1: Oh that's a little bit weird. It's a little bit weird.

478
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,880
Speaker 1: Can you have seen saying a little bit weird, little

479
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 1: bit a little bit odd.

480
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've got a job side and the lady next

481
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 7: door to us was cleaning a car with a mock.

482
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Speaker 5: Oh that's a little bit weird, is it.

483
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 1: I mean a sorry, come on, Kenny.

484
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, well likes easier for by a bit of scratches

485
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Speaker 6: on the paint.

486
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Speaker 7: I reckon.

487
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have bloody thoughts, so that that. Yeah,

488
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 1: that's weird stuff.

489
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Speaker 5: Thanks a sorry, Kenny. You think the weird part about

490
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Speaker 5: that is that she might scratch the paint? Yeah, well yeah,

491
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 5: it's not right as well playing the music again. There's

492
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Speaker 5: a couple of things going on there. Scratch the paint,

493
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Speaker 5: it's not right.

494
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Speaker 1: I have to investigate that one.

495
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Speaker 5: Jesus, that's a bit.

496
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Speaker 1: Weird, isn't it. Cool.

497
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Speaker 2: Moulder and Scully aregon, Yeah, we'll figure out where he

498
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 2: works and we pop down there and go and watch lady.

499
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Speaker 5: It's on dying from the X Files recently.

500
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think one of the actors did. But thanks

501
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,640
Speaker 1: for bringing down the mood of a ton shift. That's

502
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Speaker 1: a bit it's a bit weird.

503
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:04,159
Speaker 2: No, don't like that. Sorry, obviously resting piece of the pie.

504
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 2: Not sure you got John here, Johnny, you've seen.

505
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 1: Something a little bit weird recently, little bit odd.

506
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, guy hes to live next door to with how

507
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 4: it failed every time it rained, he'd be outside hosing

508
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 4: his way down. Weird.

509
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Speaker 1: We's already went.

510
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 4: I was quite happy to sworn.

511
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Speaker 5: He did swear.

512
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, if you missed it, Johnny saw his next door

513
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 2: neighbor hosing down his driveway when it was raining. Give

514
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 2: me that music man, Yeah, and then he and then

515
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 2: he swore, which was also.

516
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Speaker 1: Because he was like, you know, a little bit weird.

517
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Speaker 1: That's pretty weird. That's what he did.

518
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Speaker 2: So that's kept kept ever run up to speed of

519
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Speaker 2: what you missed because we did have to dump there.

520
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Speaker 1: Will that come back next week?

521
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,200
Speaker 2: Jerry's out.

522
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: John's cooked us there by swearing. No, I think it's

523
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Speaker 1: a jeopardy exit. I think it's in big trouble. That's

524
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: on life support. That's on life support to call us

525
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 1: cob about cars as well.

526
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Speaker 4: Tom Gleason's joining us after the five o'clock news to

527
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 4: do a hard chat with Will and Woody. To all

528
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 4: of our haters, now is the time to rejoice.

529
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Speaker 5: Turn up the dial. Tom Gleason's joining us for a

530
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 5: real rise to hard chat.

531
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Speaker 4: We are about to have a horrible time of things

532
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 4: because Tom Gleason, the.

533
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Speaker 5: One, the only man.

534
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 4: His show, Hard Quiz is back tonight at eight o'clock

535
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 4: on the ABC and I View. But he has become

536
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 4: an absolute sensation recently with his hard chats, and he's

537
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 4: going to be here in the studio very shortly to

538
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 4: deliver a hard chat with us.

539
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 3: Now, would he you have dreadlocks? I do, even though

540
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 3: you can't surf and it's not the nineties. Did you

541
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 3: grow them so that Will's male pattern baldness wouldn't be

542
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,360
Speaker 3: the shittest hairdoo in the studio.

543
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: I'm a good friend. I appreciate everybody can look forward

544
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: to that.

545
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Speaker 4: It should be an absolute ripper Wards g whiz, have

546
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 4: I've got a story for you mate? If nobody else

547
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 4: has seen this, Stormy Daniels the porn star who slept

548
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 4: with Donald Trump has released her book, which is a

549
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 4: tell all wow of all of her incidents with Trump,

550
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 4: the hush money he paid her, all the phone calls

551
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 4: that showed ever heard him have with Hillary Clinton. But

552
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 4: most importantly and exciting for everybody, she has described his

553
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 4: penis as a cartoon character.

554
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

555
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 4: She has drilled it down to a singular character.

556
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Speaker 1: I know, I know, mind boggles, isn't it good?

557
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 4: Well, I could tell you exactly who that person, that

558
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Speaker 4: cartoon character is up next on Will and Wood.

559
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 1: He look forward to that.

560
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 5: Who do you think it is?

561
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 2: By the way, it's a great question. It's a great question.

562
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Speaker 2: Someone someone small but bossy.

563
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: H like Warrio, Yeah, a little warrior. Yeah.

564
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good one.

565
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 4: Warrio Woods incredible release today as Stormy Daniels, the porn

566
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 4: star who has I've got to be careful with whats

567
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 4: I use him because we are talking about the president.

568
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 5: But she's written in a book.

569
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 4: Stormy Daniels, who was the porn star who claims that

570
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 4: she slept with Donald Trump, has released a book detailing everything.

571
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 5: It's actually a really interesting read.

572
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Speaker 4: It talks about I obviously haven't read this but yet,

573
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 4: but she It talks about her rise up, she was

574
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Speaker 4: abused as when she was a child, her way into

575
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Speaker 4: the porn industry, how she became one of the queens

576
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 4: of the porn industry and as a result, got invited

577
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Speaker 4: to a pro am golf tournament where Trump was playing,

578
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 4: and then she was invited to go to his room

579
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 4: after one particular day.

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Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, that's right.

581
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Speaker 8: Now.

582
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 4: Trump has said some very very silly and very funny

583
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Speaker 4: things in the past.

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Speaker 1: As we know, it's tremendously big and tremendously.

585
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 4: Wet, and that's second out of context here, But in

586
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 4: this instance, she said some stuff which is just unbelievable,

587
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 4: Like it's this is detail about what Trump's like.

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Speaker 1: Tell me Jo, Yeah, yeah.

589
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 5: I'm going to read a quote from the book.

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Speaker 2: Great, okay, okay, do I need any sensitive years business

591
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 2: or is it I asked.

592
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 5: You so I said before before we went into Georgia Es.

593
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Speaker 4: Just before that, she has described his member as a

594
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Speaker 4: cartoon character.

595
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Speaker 1: Brilliant, brilliant.

596
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Speaker 5: So this is the quote from the book.

597
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Speaker 1: And maybe so.

598
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 4: I lay there annoyed that I was having sex with

599
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Speaker 4: a guy with quote Yetti pubes, Yetti, what is what

600
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 4: the hell?

601
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 1: Goodness?

602
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 5: And a like the mushroom character in Mario.

603
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 2: It's not a nicing to say about it, So she

604
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to looking like mushroom.

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Speaker 1: She's talking about it.

606
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 2: That the little guy, so right, little guy with quite

607
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 2: a big hat on.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

609
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 5: So I'll let you guys feel in the details deck.

610
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 5: Isn't that just? And apparently he knew it.

611
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,479
Speaker 1: Apparently what do you mean?

612
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 10: He said, he said it beforehand, like it's really a

613
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 10: little bit like it's a bit different.

614
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 2: And he re referred to his and said, my crocodile

615
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 2: dude is very weird bracing health. Yes, well, wow, strange.

616
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 2: Always he had the Winnes to go like.

617
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Speaker 1: Well, it's an odd one. Oh, that's actually adorable. Oh

618
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: that's the most adorable thing I've heard about Donald. But

619
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: he knew he had a little and a witty member.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love that so much.

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Speaker 4: Look, here's what I want to do, because I just

622
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 4: reckon aquainting cartoon characters to how you are in the bedroom.

623
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Speaker 5: I don't want to get past the member chat. I

624
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 5: think that's a little bit too sure.

625
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 4: Okay, acquainting a cartoon character to how you are in

626
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Speaker 4: the bedroom.

627
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, this is like a self diagnosis.

628
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 5: This is a self diagnosis.

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00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: Have you done it to yourself?

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Speaker 5: I'm going to need justification. Thirteen one o six ' five.

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Speaker 5: If you, if if there was a cartoon character to

632
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Speaker 5: describe you in.

633
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Speaker 1: The bedroom, what would it be. It's a great question,

634
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: isn't it? So sorry, it has to be a cartoon character.

635
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 5: It has to be a cartoon character.

636
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: Have you thought about this? Surely you've got one?

637
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Speaker 4: Well, I actually, I actually I've go this is going

638
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 4: to be a really inside everyone.

639
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Speaker 5: No fuinnily enough. I thought about you because I thought

640
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 5: that's fair.

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Speaker 2: When you asked the question of what cartoon character you

642
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 2: like in bed, you thought of me.

643
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Speaker 4: Yeah, well I just think that you're a little bit

644
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 4: like Sonic the Hedgehog because you're quite spiky.

645
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 2: Spiky, oh, because I like that.

646
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could be very quick as well.

647
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: So yeah, you.

648
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Speaker 4: Give me any cartoon characters like you like as well.

649
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 4: It could be a Pokemon, it can be anything.

650
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: You're like that.

651
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Speaker 4: Anyone who's expides If I if you had to choose

652
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 4: a cartoon character to describe yourself in the bedroom, or

653
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 4: maybe even your partner in bedroom, I'll take them as well.

654
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 5: Actually, I think I'm more like Piglet. Piglet.

655
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just from winning the cute, very wishy, washy,

656
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: easy going, like, oh you want to do that?

657
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 6: Yeah?

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00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Okay, I don't like to you know, well

659
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Speaker 2: this is giving me a way too much, but I've

660
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Speaker 2: go with the flow a little bit. We're going here,

661
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 2: all right, let's do that. Yeah, what's happened to here? Well,

662
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 2: I'm describing it too much?

663
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,239
Speaker 5: But you said is going to be one?

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Speaker 1: Who do you think I want to be.

665
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 2: The Donkey Kong? You take control, you pound your chest

666
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 2: with your fists.

667
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,719
Speaker 5: Not the case Donald Trump.

668
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 4: The porn start that allegedly slept with Donald Trump, has

669
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Speaker 4: released to Tell All biography where she describes in salacious detail,

670
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 4: everything that happened with Donald Trump, including.

671
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 5: Including the moment where she has described his member.

672
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 4: As a cartoon character from Mario Kart.

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Speaker 1: Mmm. I wonder if she means in the cart or

674
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Speaker 1: out of the cart.

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Speaker 5: It's still I think it's the same deal. I think

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Speaker 5: she's still talking about.

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Speaker 1: That's the top. It's toed everybody. She's referred to his

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Speaker 1: member as toad.

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Speaker 5: I'm never going to be married again without thinking about that.

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Speaker 1: No One we'll be able to one's choosing Toad anymore.

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Speaker 4: I think somebody said on Twitter, do you mean to

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Speaker 4: tell me that that means he's got quite a low

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Speaker 4: top speed, but he makes up for it with great.

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Speaker 5: Excels acceleration and excellent handling.

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Speaker 1: I think Toad was my favorite. Actually it was very good.

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Speaker 5: Great acceleration, great handling, very.

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Speaker 1: Unassuming, great handling. Now it's all over. I never choosing

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Speaker 1: him again. Thirty one six five.

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Speaker 4: If you can describe yourself, and we're not talking about

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Speaker 4: members anymore, move past that.

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Speaker 5: Thirty one six five.

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Speaker 4: If you could describe yourself in the bedroom as a

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Speaker 4: cartoon character doesn't have to be Mario cart related, or

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Speaker 4: it can be. I mean, I am enjoying the Mario

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Speaker 4: cut references.

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Speaker 5: Who would it be?

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Speaker 1: Got Caden? Here, Cayden? Who would you be if you

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Speaker 1: were a cartoon character in the bedroom.

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Speaker 2: I'm quite often being referred to as road runner, right

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Speaker 2: because of how quick you are.

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Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, it's a bit about meat and then it's gone.

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00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 4: Stormy Daniels, the star who allegedly slept with Donald Trump,

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Speaker 4: has released a tell all book where she has explained

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Speaker 4: that Donald's Donald.

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Speaker 5: Was a lot like the Mario Kart character.

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Speaker 6: Will come to.

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Speaker 4: Mario Toad and that's tired rolling in his grave. Shat,

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Speaker 4: he's gone, no knowing play that game ever again.

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Speaker 2: No one's picking Toad now, I don't care how good

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Speaker 2: he's handling is.

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Speaker 1: No one's picking.

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Speaker 5: I know it's tragic stuff for Toad.

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Speaker 4: But thirty one and six five, moving past the whole

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Speaker 4: member chat, if you could describe yourself as a cartoon

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Speaker 4: character in the bedroom, as a Mario Kart character in

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Speaker 4: the bedroom, I'm happy to hear as well.

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Speaker 1: Got Cameron here, Cameron watch cartoon character? Would you be?

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Speaker 1: I'll disco no more question. I think we'll leave. I

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Speaker 1: think everyone knows why. Yeah, We've got Steph here, Now,

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Speaker 1: step who would you be?

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Speaker 6: I would think Patrick from Spongebo SquarePants?

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Speaker 1: Patrick?

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Speaker 4: Now you yes, yes, I know exactly who Patrick.

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Speaker 3: Who is Patrick?

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Speaker 4: He's the he's the stuff, very good, outstanding form, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: very good, pink one yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, starfish

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Speaker 4: and it's good.

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Speaker 1: You can be honest about it, Steph.

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Speaker 5: Tom Gleason is in the studio.

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Speaker 4: And the reason I say that we might need to

731
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Speaker 4: be a sexual healing is because I think the producers

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Speaker 4: have asked whether you're willing to do a hard chat

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Speaker 4: with us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good to go. I've been preparing for a week.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, moments where you wish the producers have done.

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Speaker 3: The real quest came in a month ago and I

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Speaker 3: researched for three weeks, sat down to.

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Speaker 4: Write Quiz preturn Tonight, eight o'clock on the a VC

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Speaker 4: at ABC I View. Tom Gleason is in the studio

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Speaker 4: with us to talk all things hard quiz.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now worries. Welcome back, mate, Oh, thank you great

742
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Speaker 1: to be back.

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Speaker 2: I've actually I'm just ready here Tom, and this this

744
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 2: may start with an early score here because we are

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Speaker 2: going to make you give us a hard chat.

746
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Speaker 1: But your travel show go Away, Yes, you talk about Melbourne.

747
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 2: You say a person's haircut makes up eighty percent of

748
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Speaker 2: their personality.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what what are you.

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Speaker 1: Getting from me? Save the.

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Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 1: I want to keep a power right. I don't want

753
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Speaker 1: to throw a match into my box of grenades. Don't

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Speaker 1: worry it can't.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I don't know you do that. I don't know, ye, Tom,

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Speaker 4: go Away?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, films to get Away, get Away, they recommend places

758
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 3: to go. I go to places and say never come

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00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 3: here every again. And I've done Tamworth, lon cest.

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Speaker 1: Cans and Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to eventually do all the towns in Australia,

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Speaker 3: so I.

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Speaker 1: Can't do more.

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Speaker 3: Cans are very upset about it to this day, and

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Speaker 3: I believe I might find it hard to book a

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Speaker 3: gig there. Actually not really upset. Well in CANSA don't

767
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 3: have much irony. And when I was there, I went

768
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Speaker 3: out to the reef and I told all the people

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Speaker 3: going out to the reef on that particular cruise that

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Speaker 3: the reef had died that morning. And I said, so

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Speaker 3: the snow point visiting it every again hilarious.

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Speaker 1: So they didn't find his funny.

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Speaker 3: They were very concerned that people watching the show, a

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Speaker 3: comedy show, would believe the reef had died and their

775
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Speaker 3: touris would pack up overnight. I'd like to think Australians

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Speaker 3: are smarter than that sure died over here.

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Speaker 1: You know what's funny, My I've been two or three

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Speaker 1: years ago.

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Speaker 2: Our moms were on the red carpet of the logis

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Speaker 2: and speaking of someone not quite getting your humor, you

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00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 2: saw our moms and our mom's brought up us.

782
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 1: They said, oh, I think you've you've met Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Right, they were interviewing people on the word Remember, and

784
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 2: apparently you gave them quite a dead pan. I don't

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00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 2: like them, very unprofessional. And then and then you just

786
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Speaker 2: walked off. My mum, that calls me go god. Tom

787
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Speaker 2: was just not far.

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Speaker 1: From the truth.

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Speaker 3: But I like to think of myself as a professional dickhead.

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Speaker 3: I was more purpose and she realized exactly.

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Speaker 5: We both got messages.

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Speaker 1: It was just unbelievable. They didn't get it.

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Speaker 5: They did not get it at all.

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Speaker 3: Right, Well, I probably also thought other people were really

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Speaker 3: nice who weren't like I mean, he's an asshole behind

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Speaker 3: the scene. Sure he's very pleasant when he's in the

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Speaker 3: radio studio on TV.

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Speaker 1: But one you got a nightmare.

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Speaker 5: Good stuff. We've got more. Tom gleas up next, go

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Speaker 5: to a chair. Here the hard Chat begins.

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Speaker 4: So hold on to your hats and all the haters

802
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 4: out there, all the Will and Woody haters, I mean,

803
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 4: turn up the diles. It's gonna be coming in thick

804
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,720
Speaker 4: and fast. Tom Gleason, who's in the studio. Hard Quiz

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00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 4: returns eight o'clock on ABC and ABC. I view that's tonight,

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00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 4: but for a little bit of a taste of what

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Speaker 4: to come.

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00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 5: Tom has agreed to come into.

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00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 4: The studio have a pleasant chat with us, which is

810
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 4: just downright poor sportsmanship.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm just softening you up. Yeah I felt I'm

812
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 3: luring you into a false sense of confidence.

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00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 4: I know. But we've agreed to let you do a

814
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 4: hard chat with us, which was a mistake by the way.

815
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it.

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00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 3: Was because you asked me a long time ago, and

817
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Speaker 3: I've prepared.

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Speaker 1: Producers count the one time, the one time you were

819
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Speaker 1: on it. All right, let's do this.

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Speaker 3: We also had a lot of grievances to air themselves,

821
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 3: your producers. Yeah, I actually wrote too much. I had

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Speaker 3: to cut it.

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Speaker 1: Back the first time. You were going, that's too hard.

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Speaker 5: All right, do it?

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Speaker 3: Oh, welcome to hard Chat. I'm joined by struggling radio

826
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Speaker 3: duo Will and Woody.

827
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Speaker 1: Thanks for joining me. Thank you. Let's chat.

828
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Speaker 3: How is Kiss a strategy working of replacing Hughsey and

829
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 3: Kate with a radio show that couldn't even win it's

830
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 3: slot in Perth?

831
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: Good question. We didn't make the decisions.

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00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 3: I was just saying, dismanagement feel like they traded in

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Speaker 3: a porch for a camera.

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Speaker 5: We don't have cars.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Is it true your radio slot in Perth improved after

837
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Speaker 3: you left?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, truth?

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Speaker 7: There?

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00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 3: Here we go now, Will, Yes, you did a law

842
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 3: degree and now you're in commercial radio. Do you prefer

843
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 3: the company of pricks? I'm just saying lawyers emmercial radio?

844
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Speaker 3: You know how it is? See how you work here?

845
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 1: And I don't see what I can say. I used

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Speaker 1: to work here. Hello management, I'm back, all right?

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00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 4: Now?

848
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Speaker 3: Would you meet your girlfriend while hosting a Miss Universe competition?

849
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Speaker 1: I did?

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Speaker 3: Did you want a partner that was an intellectual match?

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Speaker 3: I'm presuming a lot about your partner based on the factures.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 1: She actually gave a very impressive Q and a section. Yes,

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00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: I was looking for an intellect what she says?

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00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:06,959
Speaker 3: She wanted world peace?

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00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: Something along those lines. You give a critique of the

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Speaker 1: Scott Morrison government.

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Speaker 3: Al Right, here we go?

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00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: All right?

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00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 6: Now?

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00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 3: Would he you have dreadlocks? I do, even though you

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00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 3: can't serve and it's not the nineties. Did you grow

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00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 3: them so that Will's male pattern baldness wouldn't be the

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Speaker 3: shittest hairdo in the studio.

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Speaker 1: I'm a good friend. I appreciate that.

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00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 3: I know somehow I will and I look sensible in

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Speaker 3: the studio's weird thing.

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Speaker 1: We've got no hair and we look better.

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Speaker 3: Finally, last question, here is your radio career A bit

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Speaker 3: like the sun. You thought it would rise over here

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00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 3: in the east, but all end up setting in the west.

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Speaker 3: Just a bit of feedback, but if it makes you

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Speaker 3: feel any better, it was all honest and based on facts.

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Speaker 4: Actually was listening thinking that those references to an X radio.

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Speaker 1: Anyway he fabricated or that's legit. Yeah, some of that,

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Speaker 1: Some of those questions were written by management. Weirdly enough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, your removal truck and put it on the

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Speaker 3: Indian Pacific.

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Speaker 5: The show.

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Speaker 1: All you're done, Tom, get out of here.

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Speaker 5: Thank you so much for joining us for chatting.

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Speaker 4: Pleasure mate Hard Quiz return site on the A v

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Speaker 4: C and A v I View.

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Speaker 5: Thanks much, comedy mate. Thank you had an absolute hate

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Speaker 5: here on the show.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to you and ask myself after that absolute

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Speaker 2: torching from Tom Gleason.

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Speaker 1: He gave us hard chat. Wow, he's good. He's really good.

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Speaker 4: If you missed it, here is just a tiny little

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Speaker 4: snippet of Tom Gleason on the show earlier.

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Speaker 1: He turned the gun to me at this point.

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00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 4: But then miraculously managed so I was I was in

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Speaker 4: the clear. I was like, go for white law, absolutely

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Speaker 4: gor cheim and I'd stepped away from the bus, but

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Speaker 4: then he managed to you turn the bush and actually

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Speaker 4: just take me out with the tail and end up

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00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 4: in a much worse position than you were initially. Have it.

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Speaker 5: Listen to this this great stuff?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: Would he you have dreadlocks? I do, even though you

901
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 3: can't surf, and it's not the nineties. Did you grow

902
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 3: them so that Will's male pattern baldness wouldn't be the

903
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 3: shittest hairdo in the studio.

904
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm a good friend.

905
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 4: I appreciate Tom Glazon's weapon hard chat, so I should

906
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,720
Speaker 4: say hard quiz. He's back on the ABC tonight eight o'clock.

907
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 4: You can get an I view if you don't get

908
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 4: a chance to see. It's a ripper of a show. Also,

909
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 4: Woo Joe trying to prove that you're mature before you

910
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 4: are thirty. We shot a video. I think something all

911
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 4: mature adults can do at the age of thirty is

912
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 4: drink wine responsibly.

913
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: That's right.

914
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 2: It's all about the flavors and the bouquets. Will, the

915
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 2: tennants and the legs.

916
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 4: The tannons, the legs, the vintages, the body, the body,

917
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 4: body of the body of the wine. Now, we sat

918
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 4: down with a few bottles of wine last night, filmed ourselves,

919
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 4: and you tried to show to me that you could

920
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 4: be mature enough to just talk your way through a

921
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 4: simple wine tasting with me. There is a video on

922
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 4: our Instagram Facebook, Will and Woody of that. But have

923
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 4: listened to very slippery slipe that occurred.

924
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:43,280
Speaker 2: This wine was a man strong shoulders, childers, shoulders, shoulder, shoulder, shoulder, shoulder.

925
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you getting?

926
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 4: We'll say three two wine, blackberries.

927
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: Back backberries.

928
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 2: Top ourselves up there, and you know, I have a

929
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:53,760
Speaker 2: bit of a.

930
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: Bit of a good time. What I like to do

931
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: is just mix a bit of caps have in with

932
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: my catlin. No continue, try to boy, hmm, I'm pretty

933
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: much slurring by the end. There. You'll have to go

934
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 1: and see the video. It's on our Instagram. It's on Facebook,

935
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: Will and Woody for both certainly years. Go and check

936
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Speaker 1: it out.

937
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 5: I can say tomorrow goodbye. Did a fresh way to

938
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 5: drives home with Will and Woody