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Speaker 1: You're listening to Will and Woody thirteen sixty five. What

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Speaker 1: God stuck inside you?

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Speaker 2: It's in your body.

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Speaker 3: I'm three from three there.

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Speaker 1: I'm really happy with myself. We're doing it because a

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Speaker 1: go I had a headache for five months and then

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Speaker 1: he had got an next ray and realized that he

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Speaker 1: had chopsticks stuck up his nose and in his brain.

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Speaker 2: Oh nice, I like, got you done there?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Let me down there. That wasn't new. That was turn

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Speaker 2: cat Tom. Don't you we we are Let's go to

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Speaker 2: Britain here, Thank you, Britt.

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Speaker 1: I'm betting one six five Britt? What was stuck inside you?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: When I was fifteen, I used to chew on a

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Speaker 4: sewing pin and I swallowed it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, a whole sewing pin. So at least it had

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Speaker 2: a rolling pin. And I was like, yes, no sewing pin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then where did it turn up?

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Speaker 4: I had to get it surgically removed, so it was

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Speaker 4: enlarged in my throat.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that was just lodge. It was en lodged. Britt's

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Speaker 2: lodged and lodged.

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Speaker 1: I think I think to lodge used to stay in

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Speaker 1: a lodge, whereas to be James James, what got stuck

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Speaker 1: inside you?

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Speaker 3: So I've got a piece of lead in my hand.

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Speaker 3: So basically, when I was young, I decided I'd stab

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Speaker 3: myself in the hand, sure, and then with a pencil,

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Speaker 3: and then the lead tip broke off. And that was

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Speaker 3: when I was eight. I'm now twenty two and I

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Speaker 3: can still see it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, isn't lead poisoning anything?

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 3: When when I was younger, we got to look out

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Speaker 3: by a doctor after it heal like the scabbing heel

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Speaker 3: over and they're like, oh, what was the pencil? I

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Speaker 3: showed them because you know I still had it, and

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Speaker 3: they're like, oh, it's graphite, So you don't have to

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Speaker 3: worry about lead poisoning.

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Speaker 1: Safest houses, not bad bloody houses. Bit a pencil in

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Speaker 1: your hand, Fine, that's fine.

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Speaker 2: I feel like being relatively innocuous, subpar.

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Speaker 1: Right, let's go Jan. Jan's going to bring it home.

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Speaker 1: And if I know bloody Jen is.

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Speaker 2: A wild woman with wild stories, is that right?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 5: This is not my brother, This is my brother's friend.

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Speaker 5: Obviously had a few too many beverages one night, wanted

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Speaker 5: to do a party trick. Party trick were very wrong.

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Speaker 5: Basically got a VB long neck stuck between the legs,

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Speaker 5: and let's just say it was like a vacuum. And

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Speaker 5: we'll just use the rest of say the rest to

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Speaker 5: your imagination.

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Speaker 2: It was like it was like it was like a vacuum.

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Speaker 5: It was like a vacuum, so it got stuck up

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Speaker 5: between her legs.

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Speaker 1: How deep did it go.

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Speaker 5: Let's just say it was over halfway.

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