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Speaker 1: talking at the end of the show. I don't think

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Speaker 1: this will make the podcast. Tell me that DJ Colored

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Speaker 2: Scared of flying, So that's why you can't tour. That's

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Speaker 1: So I knowed. So the other musicians that are like that,

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Speaker 2: It says that he's overcome a decade long fear of flying.

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Speaker 1: So he's overcome it recently, right, So he's he flying there,

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Speaker 1: He's in there, mate, he's up in the air. Tom

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Speaker 1: York famously from Radiohead, hated flying as well. They toured

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Speaker 1: Because it was this he actually could not get here.

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Speaker 1: So we started on this topic around the fact that, well,

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Speaker 1: the way to get him here would be just to

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Speaker 1: what was the other one? X X and bang by

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Speaker 1: That's how strong that sedation was. Can we just like

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Speaker 1: that's how wild that was that that they gave those

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Speaker 3: You haven't seen that doco. By the way, what the dock?

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Speaker 1: So they could be Colored, taken to the taken through

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Speaker 3: Don't even check him on a plane.

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Speaker 1: Just swim him and he'll never know.

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Speaker 3: Just underwater?

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Speaker 1: That should be an option. You pay half price airline

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, like in a little capsule yep, So you

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Speaker 1: And then you have to feed them or like you'd

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Speaker 1: don't reckon. That's in Anissa. That's what Anisa just does.

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Speaker 1: You train for ten years to have that job.

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Speaker 2: But very tough, but the best and needs to because

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Speaker 3: Know they don't know why you actually go.

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Speaker 1: Oh that would when you've got twenty hours to go.

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Speaker 1: He's in hungry, don't worry about your flight mate taken

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Speaker 1: That is the dream. They haven't eder stage to him.

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Speaker 1: What what were we calling the doc? Organ Color?

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Speaker 3: You'd watch it, you would?

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Speaker 1: You would where the guy's in charge of sedating DJ

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Speaker 1: It's all over. So if he sees us, we lose

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Speaker 4: What is it?

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Speaker 3: Hang on?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 1: What would be? So the nine eye bang in the neck?

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Speaker 1: You could pose as his nanny, but I.

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Speaker 1: You know, like a hooker or hooker. He's hooker's feel like,

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Speaker 3: You have to do a lot of work, a lot

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Speaker 2: You need to either you need to earn his trust

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't need years of trust to be his caddy.

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Speaker 1: He just broke up at the course of the day.

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Speaker 1: Colored down the plane? Sorry, but you know that's what

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Speaker 1: I get him on a plane, Get him on a plane?

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Speaker 1: It was an aggressive I've never said that word on

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Speaker 1: this podcast from very. They're too far per parts.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna need to edit that out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well we just be we just beep over the No, wait,

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Speaker 2: And now this conversation can't happen because we're talking about

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Speaker 2: a thing that didn't happen.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's such a shame.

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Speaker 3: This is deep, This is lost the show.

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Speaker 1: Guys, enjoy the show.

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Speaker 5: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday being a Thursday, we played text roulette, which means

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Speaker 1: one of us gets to message someone in the other

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Speaker 1: results yesterday were absolutely disastrous.

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Speaker 3: It's Will and Woodies.

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Speaker 1: I mean, so, where's that put it on black what?

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Speaker 1: So we get to grab one another's phone, text whoever

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Speaker 1: What's happened yesterday? I got your phone and I text

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Speaker 1: the captain of the Melbourne Demons AFL team, Max Corn,

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Speaker 1: terrible mood last night because we're stuck on blue. This

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Speaker 1: is the first no texting your ex.

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Speaker 1: Him, the producers handed him.

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Speaker 2: You tried to call him live on the show and

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Speaker 2: it might have been a faux pass a huge game

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Speaker 2: tonight now a few years away from a huge game,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, you just can't distract.

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Speaker 3: The great man.

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Speaker 1: Well, we certainly distracted him when we send him this message. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what about it? I said, get a gorney?

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Speaker 3: What do you hear?

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Speaker 1: Breaks Will and Woody A bit of a strange request, mate,

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Speaker 1: But my partner Mim is keen to make love under

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Speaker 1: a Max Gorn poster. But she's only agreed to it

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Speaker 1: if you're okay signing the poster. First brackets I'm Gorney,

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Speaker 1: I'm goneyrn the song good Gear in the end respond

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Speaker 1: pretty good gear now, Yes, the producers have come running

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Speaker 1: in because your phone's outside the studio. You have a

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Speaker 1: mixed message back from Max bloody hell.

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Speaker 2: So he's got my number. I mean that's pretty good news.

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Speaker 2: It's a good st it's a good stack to step

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Speaker 2: in the right direction. But what's the response?

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Speaker 1: He said?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Mate, mate strong?

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Speaker 3: Good?

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Speaker 1: Where and when can I sign this?

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Speaker 4: Bloody hell?

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Speaker 3: That's it?

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Speaker 4: What do I think?

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Speaker 1: It's a joke? You're not actually going to have sex underneath?

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Speaker 1: You probably wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm interested.

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Speaker 1: I respect to me. Well, you can also talk to

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Speaker 1: Max body who joins us on the phone right now.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Gorny.

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Speaker 4: Hello Woody, I'm out in front of your house with

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Speaker 4: a sharpie right now.

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Speaker 3: I think MIM's in there.

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Speaker 1: Get there actually, Oh buddy, hell is that you're so nervous? Sorry? Max?

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Speaker 1: I need to trying to act trying to act cool

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Speaker 1: Yesterday we played a game of text roulette, yes, which

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Speaker 3: Woulds you would.

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Speaker 2: I have gathered my thoughts and MAXI is that the

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Speaker 4: The on trend one to do. I did that of

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Speaker 1: That's probably you probably got out of there. Scott freed

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Speaker 2: I'm actually Yesterday on the show, I revealed a bit

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Speaker 3: You were his groomsmen, Yes, and you were having brecky.

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Speaker 1: And don't say you think.

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Speaker 7: You've got a track her on you. You know where

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Speaker 2: I saw you out of the corner of my mind.

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Speaker 2: I was like, bloody hell, it's goney. And so I say, Mim,

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Speaker 2: that's too much.

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Speaker 3: But what I'm going to do is, I'm just going

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to say to the guy, can you

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Speaker 2: just can you my shout whatever Max ordered, it's on

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Speaker 6: So much.

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Speaker 1: Opportunity.

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Speaker 2: Miss, Yeah, you're a great man. Max, you can I

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Speaker 1: Your your come because you know we're a national show

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Speaker 2: We can't NFL chat where we're mates with Hugh Van

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Speaker 2: Coleenberg a great podcast called The Imperfect Podcast, And I'm mean,

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Speaker 2: I tell you what, Australia, if you've got thirty minutes,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was That was a lot of fun. I'm

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Speaker 4: was a lot of fun with those.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a really good guy.

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Speaker 6: And I like what.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to tract from the compliment, Max, but

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Speaker 4: You for it?

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Speaker 3: All right, Max, I'll see the cafe tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 1: You're leaving, Max, Hey, good luck.

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Speaker 6: Looking forward to.

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Speaker 5: The Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 1: Today we're going to be hosing our boss in the face.

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Speaker 1: We'll stop the show at any point as well. When

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Speaker 1: he gets home. South Lorn look I know you guys

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Speaker 1: obviously don't know Tony personally, but I think everyone can

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Speaker 1: your boss in the face. Just one of the greatest

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. No, not a problem at all,

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Speaker 1: not a problem at all. Surprised you've been on this

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Speaker 1: that's for sure. And I love that the first time

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Speaker 1: you're coming on the show is to hose Tony in

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Speaker 1: the face.

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Speaker 8: I know, right, happy day.

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Speaker 1: Do we have to twist your arm to do this?

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Speaker 1: Was there like a do we have to No?

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Speaker 8: Definitely, no persuasion to host my husband in the face.

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Speaker 1: Extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: So so, what do you know approximately what time he's

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Speaker 8: I reckon Ata is about an hour away. He texts

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Speaker 1: We're about four to five on the road.

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Speaker 8: Don't racking about an house, okay?

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Speaker 1: And can I always get I always like to feel

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Speaker 1: how our victim's doing, you know, like I know it's

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Speaker 1: his first is his last, his last Friday at work

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Speaker 4: In the face.

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Speaker 1: Yees I bloody love that all right hand. Well, look,

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Speaker 1: we'll touch base a little bit later on this hour,

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Speaker 1: boss Tony By at the end of Friday Show Here

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Speaker 1: on Will and Woody home and host Fridays. Hope you're

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Speaker 1: having a great drive home. One of our absolute favorites,

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Speaker 1: so it joins us on the show right now.

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Speaker 10: Our next guest is a saucy international chef. They've drizzled

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Speaker 10: They're the cream the crop.

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Speaker 11: God.

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Speaker 10: I wanted to say creamed, then it just didn't make sense.

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Speaker 10: Now we're all hot and bothered, probably think Nigella Lawsons

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Speaker 1: Hell, Christ, not happening, isn't it?

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Speaker 12: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm yeah, fair enough, that's totally wild.

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Speaker 3: I think our elgen is gonna have a cold share

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't normally, she doesn't normally bat for your

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Speaker 1: well have changed her colors today. Who knows. Extraordinary you

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Speaker 1: do strange things to people, Manu. You're a very sexy man.

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Speaker 1: What are you saying? He's got the best hair in television?

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Speaker 1: Best hair in TV?

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Nice? Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: You're very welcome. You deserve that matter, You deserve that,

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Speaker 3: my friend.

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Speaker 2: Now m m KR mate, it's back this Sunday, seven

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Speaker 3: And the big news this year.

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Speaker 2: It's not just your hair, Manu, but it's who you're

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Speaker 2: going to be joined by, and that is Nigella Lawsome,

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Speaker 2: which is incredible exciting for everyone who is an MKR fan.

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Speaker 3: Can I ask you, mate, what was.

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Speaker 2: Your relationship like with Nigella before the show or was

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Speaker 6: We've only met once before, which was yeah, which was interesting.

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Speaker 6: So when I got told that Nagella was perhaps one

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Speaker 6: She's not going to come here and work with me. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: it's just, you know, it just happened. She's just she's

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Speaker 6: just easy. She's just a normal person. She's fantastic, she's brilliant,

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Speaker 6: she's a rare of sunshine. She makes everyone, you know,

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Speaker 6: she's comfortable.

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Speaker 1: So no, it was so nice. Well, it's also really

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Speaker 1: It's really nice that there is a balance of maneuver

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Speaker 5: When you think about the food you love, it's nearly

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Speaker 8: Want to eat.

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Speaker 14: I've come seventeen thousand kilometers to find Australia's best home.

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Speaker 6: Cooked Welcome home, should we go?

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Speaker 1: Not? There is right in there.

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Speaker 6: I said, I was studying the big deal with Chanson.

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Speaker 6: I was going to be the big dog of them.

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Speaker 6: All I'm doing is actually willing willing Magella's luggage.

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Speaker 1: You're the incumbent, you're the carryover judge, you're the guys.

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Speaker 1: Me doing this for ten years and then they.

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Speaker 1: Is that the same with like your.

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Speaker 3: Green room as well?

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Speaker 1: Take the star off the door.

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Speaker 12: I don't know the green room.

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Speaker 6: I've got a chair in the corner of aven.

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Speaker 1: I love that so much.

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Speaker 6: Ja.

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Speaker 1: We've got more of Minufidel right up next to MKR

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Speaker 1: is back this Sunday seven o'clock channel seven and seven plus,

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Speaker 1: and we've got one of the hosts in Nigera. No

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Speaker 1: it's not. We've got Manu. Hey, it's been a while

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Speaker 1: since since you've done the show and it's obviously been

447
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Speaker 1: a huge part of who you are in Australia. Is

448
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Speaker 1: it nice to get back to you know, what you

449
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Speaker 1: know and and love so much?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely. You know, it's been a fantastic job for

451
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:57,040
Speaker 6: me and I've always enjoyed it and when when Charleston

452
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Speaker 6: told me that they wanted to bring it back, I

453
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Speaker 6: was excited for sure. It's it's fantastic.

454
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so good.

455
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Speaker 3: How does it feel? Obviously it's the first season Manu

456
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Speaker 3: since Pete. He did the show with Pete.

457
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Speaker 2: Have you had like correspondence with him, like chatted to

458
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,280
Speaker 2: him before the show coming back?

459
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Speaker 6: We're still good mates. You know, he's living off the

460
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 6: greed and he's happy with his life and but we're

461
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Speaker 6: still good mate. We talked, you know, maybe once a

462
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:28,159
Speaker 6: months or so and is very very happy with the

463
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Speaker 6: fad that I'm still on the gag.

464
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. Here right, you're not you're not visiting

465
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,879
Speaker 1: him as part of the show, are you?

466
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Speaker 4: The m KR?

467
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,439
Speaker 1: You know's judging?

468
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,120
Speaker 6: I would never I would never be judging Pitt.

469
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 4: No, I don't think.

470
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Speaker 1: I don't think you could. Oh you would for that matter.

471
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Speaker 2: Well, one thing people might be judging Manu on the

472
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 2: new season is who brings more sex appeal to food?

473
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,359
Speaker 2: Quite honestly, between yourself, Manu and Nigella Lawson, I think

474
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 2: both of you, through how you do what you do,

475
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 2: you bring a certain sex or a sex factor to

476
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 2: food production and cuisine. So we wanted to we wanted

477
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Speaker 2: to put that to the test right now, Manu. We've

478
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 2: got a few lines that Nigella has said before on

479
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 2: cooking shows before, and she delivers these lines in a

480
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 2: pretty sexy way.

481
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Speaker 1: So if she delivers them in a sex I think

482
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 1: she just this is how she talks, and people take

483
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 1: them out of context.

484
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, no, fair enough, Okay, well here here she is.

485
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 2: You know, I still think speaking in a rather sexy manner.

486
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Speaker 12: And do the way it comes bulging up over the

487
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 12: rims and now a brazen blush on each pale cheek.

488
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Speaker 4: There we go.

489
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Speaker 3: Okay, So your turn, Manu.

490
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Speaker 4: Can you no idea?

491
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 3: No idea?

492
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 6: Okay?

493
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Speaker 14: I the way it comes bulging out over the rings,

494
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Speaker 14: I know, A browsing blush on each pelchic Wow, next.

495
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Speaker 1: One, the next one? Here we go. Isn't this.

496
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Speaker 10: The slight lemon scented pepperiness is boosted by the glorious

497
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 10: pungency of cumin.

498
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Speaker 5: Hard for me to have lamb without cumin.

499
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Speaker 6: All right, the the slight lemon scented sorry, the slight

500
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:30,120
Speaker 6: lemon scented pepperiness is boosted, but the glorious pungency of cumen.

501
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Speaker 6: Hard for me to have lamb without chumen.

502
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 3: Wow, maybe it's getting them live.

503
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: Is it hard for you to have lamb without cumen?

504
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Speaker 6: Man always, I can't do it without It's it's.

505
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Speaker 9: Does that?

506
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's actually ridiculous that these cooking sentences are.

507
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Speaker 3: Okay, here's the final one. Here is Nigella.

508
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: I want the Juice of.

509
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 5: Two, my impaler. This just squirt it straight in the path.

510
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 6: Oh my god, mate, I want the juice of two.

511
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 6: I use my imp for this just squirted stretch in

512
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 6: the pan.

513
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 1: Awesome.

514
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 6: Oh my god, we'll stop.

515
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: I think we want to stop. If you want to

516
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 1: see the Juice of Two with Manu, that's him and Nigella.

517
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Speaker 1: Lawson MKR premieres this Sunday. It's back on your TV

518
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: seven o'clock channel seven and seven plus. I know I've

519
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 1: had a lot of jokes there about Nigella being the

520
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 1: hot hand in that show. But we are delighted to

521
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,679
Speaker 1: have you on the show as always, mate, So good

522
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Speaker 1: to have you on the TV in a format that

523
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 1: I know you know and love, and it'd be great

524
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: to see the cooking back to what I know is

525
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: the focus to get on the MKR SO Channel seven

526
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: this Sunday Unmissible TV seven and seven plus MKR returns minute.

527
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining us podcasting. Now it

528
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Speaker 1: is Home and Hose. It's the end of the week.

529
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Speaker 1: Well done. We are Home and Host Australia. And to celebrate,

530
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Speaker 1: we hose somebody in the face when they get home. Today.

531
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Speaker 1: It's our boss, Tony. Very excited. Obviously you guys don't

532
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,120
Speaker 1: know Tony our boss, but you know everyone can empathize

533
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: or fantasize with the idea of hosing their boss in

534
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,640
Speaker 1: the face. Now we think he's about fifteen minutes. Why,

535
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: we're not entirely sure, however, so we're actually going to

536
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: cross now to another one of our bosses. Yes, there's

537
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: a complex chain of accountability which keeps us sweating here.

538
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: We're going to cross from another one of our bosses, dB,

539
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: who is going to get a little bit more intellent

540
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 1: just where he is so we can make sure that

541
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: we nail the home hosing. D B can't hear me

542
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: at the moment, so we're gonna ask Deeves where he is.

543
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind it.

544
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 14: Having a little bit of fun with TV.

545
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 1: Hates hates hold, hates going on.

546
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 3: He's a busy guy.

547
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 1: He's a busy, big busy guy. So I think we

548
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: might be able to You're going to put him on

549
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: hold probably, Gee whiz can I Daves? How are you mate?

550
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: Boys are very well?

551
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 4: How are you good?

552
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: Thank you? Sorry, We're just got to put you on

553
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 1: hold for two secs.

554
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 6: Hang on, I don't do on hold?

555
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 1: Oh good, all right, that's sorry mate, Sorry about that.

556
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 6: I need to that.

557
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 13: What's everyone laughing at your final words?

558
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: I don't do on hold? That's so good, So pretty cool.

559
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. So, as you know, we're

560
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: home and hosing tony uh today, what's the citch situation?

561
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 13: I send him home and I've arranged a team's call,

562
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 13: like we've got a couple of international people are going

563
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 13: to hook up with so he's going to do it

564
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 13: from home.

565
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 12: I'm a little bit worried though.

566
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 13: I'm probably revealing too much here. But he hasn't had

567
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 13: the best day. You know, one of those days where

568
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 13: shit happens. Well, it's been one of those for Tony,

569
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 13: so I'm not sure if it's the best day. But anyway,

570
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 13: let's see what happened.

571
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 2: So he's walking, he's going home now in a bad mood,

572
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 2: and he's about to cop a freezing cold water in

573
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 2: the face.

574
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 13: Yeah, I've felt sorry for him, so I can't.

575
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: Oh, you have to say that you don't feel sorry

576
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 1: for him?

577
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 6: No, actually do whatever you like.

578
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 2: Amazing great to him, We've got him right on him

579
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 2: And coming up next Will.

580
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 5: More Will and Woody the Will and Woody podcast boards.

581
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: You and I pitched thousands of brilliant ideas. There's just

582
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: not enough room in the show for all of those ideas.

583
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: They're simply not guys. So we obviously have a bunch

584
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: of rejected ideas and we get to repitch them on

585
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: a Friday for you to enjoy.

586
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 5: It's Will and Woody's rejected ideas.

587
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 3: So so much hot gear went by the wayside this week. Well,

588
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 3: I mean the cutting room floor in this radio station.

589
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: Close confetti, glose confetti on the cutting room floor. There's

590
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: so much gear hot gear as well.

591
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 3: Hot gear.

592
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: You grab one of those little tickets to be able

593
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 1: to walk outside, sell it for a million bucks. That's

594
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: a hot piece right there.

595
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 2: I'm going to pick up one of these little pieces

596
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 2: of glitter right now, I'm going to repitch it.

597
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: Well, here it is hot gear. Hot gear. Cat your records.

598
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 3: Here's one of them. Here's one of them.

599
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: They should sell our. They should sell our hot gear

600
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: out the front of the other radio. Get a break

601
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: for hot gip.

602
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 3: That's offensive better it is anyway. But here is a belter.

603
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 3: Here's a belter, no doubt about it. Did you get

604
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 3: to work with no pants on?

605
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 10: There?

606
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 11: It is.

607
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 3: This one, no context.

608
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: I just want to talk the back of it. Sean

609
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: McCall of Chad, isn't it.

610
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 2: Sean McCall have said, how far can you stray from

611
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 2: the bathroom while you're brushing your teeth?

612
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 3: And we noticed that some people got to work still

613
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 3: brushing their tea, And I was thinking to myself, a

614
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 3: natural regression.

615
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: I wonder if.

616
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 2: Someone in the throes of just getting ready for work

617
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 2: and going into wado pilots, someone's rocked up at work

618
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 2: and they weren't wearing their pants, right right.

619
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 3: So that's my idea. I'd love for people to vote

620
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 3: for that will what's yours?

621
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 1: All right? So my idea. My favorite story of the

622
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: week was Jennifer Kolitch, who played Stiffler's mum in American Pie,

623
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: talking about the fact that she got two hundred roots. Yeah,

624
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: playing STI mom because she was a source. She was

625
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: hot with a little bit of music, Stacy's she was

626
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: a source. She slept with Pinch, slepting Finch in the movie.

627
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: But then how to pick a how to pick a box?

628
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: Two hundred blocks? She reckons that, she said, because she

629
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: played their ultimate fancy, which was their best mate's mum.

630
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: And I just think that as a concept, it's forbidden fruit. Obviously,

631
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: it's only that you talk about, you might dream about,

632
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: but it's never something that a lot of people have done.

633
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: Here we Go, thirde and one six five poop. Pan's

634
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: absolutely hates this Here we Go, but I think it's

635
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: a good gear. Did you sleep with your mates mum?

636
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: And and was it that good?

637
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 6: Like?

638
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: Was it? Was it like what you said? Everything I wanted?

639
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 3: You said before that it's something that you fantasize about.

640
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: I didn't I said, like that people would fantasize about it.

641
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 3: I just an honest question to you. Did you ever

642
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 3: think about sleeping with my mum?

643
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 4: Sure?

644
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: Of course.

645
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 3: She's beautiful, beautifulman, you're in the human will you're in

646
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 3: the human.

647
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'll open it as well to sleep me

648
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: with you? With your mates dad as well? If that

649
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to count the girls.

650
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, did you sleep with the mates?

651
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 2: All right, Sheridan, do you want to hear did you

652
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: get to work with no pants on? Or did you

653
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 2: sleep with your mate's parents?

654
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 6: To be honest, they just called us about the sound, so.

655
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 12: Ideas are pretty bad.

656
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 3: Perfect appreciate it, so welcome to the show.

657
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,959
Speaker 1: You had to choose, though, you know, gunder your head

658
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: you had to pick. Yeah, you've called up. What do

659
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: you think the sound is? By the way, let's start

660
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: with that.

661
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 4: Well, is it going to count?

662
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: No, we don't care about that. We've got no sway

663
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: at all. Have you ever listened to us? We're like

664
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: they've forgotten.

665
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 3: You've actually never heard no idea that this needs to be.

666
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: Come for us going. I don't mind it. I love

667
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: our candid cheers. Bring her back, go on, share it

668
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: in your you're a genuine non listener. This is great

669
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: for us, This is good. So so what what idea

670
00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: do you want?

671
00:31:59,480 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 6: No?

672
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: Mate? You called up to guess the secret sound and

673
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: you've got we just have you slept with your best

674
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: mates parents? And did you have to work with no pants?

675
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 4: On?

676
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: Great sample that show? Now have to choose a bit.

677
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 3: If you choose, we'll give you one hundred dollars red Roos.

678
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: We'll give you something.

679
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 8: I don't eat me.

680
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: We can give your tickets to hots? What else have

681
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: you got.

682
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 6: On?

683
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: Just need you to vote one way or the other?

684
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 3: Eats Boucher?

685
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: Which one do you want?

686
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 4: Which one?

687
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: Which? Which topic? And then we'll give you a prize.

688
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: What prize is that uber eats Foucher?

689
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 12: All right?

690
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: Pans is cooled?

691
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 3: Do you get nothing? You're bloody greedy? Wasn't she all right? Karen?

692
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: She was captivating like that? There, wasn't she?

693
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 3: Let's let's we need to win. I spend a week

694
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 3: just winning charity.

695
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,239
Speaker 1: She's the hardest, the hardest listener we ever had. Can

696
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: we win it over?

697
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 3: Can we win share it and over? Bloody love it?

698
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: Karen?

699
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 4: What do you.

700
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: You're at?

701
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,719
Speaker 3: Listen to Karen? That's outstanding.

702
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 4: That Karen, which dedicated listener the prize?

703
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, Jesus, we're showing. We showed the showcase fair enough.

704
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 9: You guys like ship now you know that we've got them,

705
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 9: damn it? And what do we went through all of

706
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 9: them as.

707
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: Well, trying to share the red rooster. Yeah, you're gonna

708
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: have read rist about your Karen Which ONNDY on? Which one?

709
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 12: I want? J Coolige for sure?

710
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like your parents, your mates. Yeah, it's very good,

711
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: all right, Pammy, Pammy, Pammy, Pammy, that's me first of all?

712
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: Which prize would you want?

713
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 4: Dedicated listener? Oh my god, Sheridan, I'm dying. I can't

714
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 4: believe she said.

715
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 6: That she was.

716
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: But you know, we and I both were a couple pass,

717
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: didn't we ever? We just bent right over. I don't anything.

718
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: We've been have it backwards. We know we're weak like that,

719
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: so I think we let a lot of our fans down.

720
00:33:59,680 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 4: Then.

721
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 12: We didn't stand up for our You dreamed to work

722
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 12: with my parents.

723
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 3: We do now, Pammy? Is that the idea you want

724
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 3: to hear? Pemmy?

725
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: Is that the topic.

726
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 8: I want to hear?

727
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 5: The other?

728
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 6: All right?

729
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: Got it's Pemmy. Yeah, you can have yourself a red

730
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: Rosie hundred bucks worth, the red rust. The russ is

731
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: calling you to try red Ruses spice freadging today. That's

732
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: for you, Pammy, have a great Friday. Third one and

733
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: six five we've decided. Have you slept with your mate's parents?

734
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: Did you sleep with your mate's mum? Did you sleep

735
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: with your mates dad? Either way or I want to

736
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: hear from you. I wasn't that good. It's our rejected ideas.

737
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 5: It's Will and Woody's rejected ideas.

738
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: To bitch thousands of ideas every week. Only some of

739
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: them can make the show, unfortunately, and we get ten

740
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: minutes to try and repitch the rejected ones on a Friday. Today,

741
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: the people have chosen thir and six five. Did you

742
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: sleep with your mate's moms?

743
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 11: And that's after Jennifer cool inte this I said that

744
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 11: after she played Stiffles's mum in American Pie, she slept

745
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 11: with over two hundred people because of that role.

746
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: You can see how yes, and that that's sort of

747
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: where the phonetop of me came from. Is you know,

748
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: you just pull the curtain, you know, down for you

749
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: guys just behind the.

750
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 3: Genius that is, please do give us time to get

751
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 3: a note pattern.

752
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you don't gather around to put your phones

753
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 1: on record or whatever it is. I started thinking to myself,

754
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: why how did she sleep with two hundred people by

755
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: playing stiffless mum?

756
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 3: What conclusion did you come to?

757
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 4: Will?

758
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: Essentially I realized that that that's because that's the ultimate

759
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: fantasy for a lot of men. So Jennifer Coolidge or not,

760
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: they had just all they had in their mind was,

761
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: oh my god, your stiffles's mum, and that all of

762
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: a sudden, you know.

763
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 3: Is it your number one fantasy sleeping with a friends mum?

764
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: No, it's not, but it's always But like that song

765
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: Stacy's mum, it's obviously this this in pop culture. It

766
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 1: is the pinnacle of sexual arousal.

767
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 3: For a lot of people. You got the graduate, incredible movie.

768
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: That's right, that's all. But your partner's mum.

769
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 3: What's the movie? American beauty?

770
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: American beauty sick sick film?

771
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 3: But yeah, that really takes the sheen off completely.

772
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 1: But we will because we will take calls the other way,

773
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 1: which is, of course, did you sleep with your mates?

774
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 4: Dad?

775
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: Ycause I mean we got to open to the girls

776
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: as well. We're going to be fair and Ellie has

777
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: answered the call totally wild Ellie, how are you going?

778
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 8: I'm good things guys, How are you very well?

779
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: Thank you? Now? Ellie? You slept with your best friend's dad.

780
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 8: WHOA, I slept with my best friend's stepdad. So it's

781
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,399
Speaker 8: close enough.

782
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, that's that's that's close to home. Gee whiz,

783
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: how how did that unfold?

784
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 6: Oh?

785
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 8: One, I was living with my best friend at the time,

786
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 8: so I was having a few issues at home. Yeah,

787
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 8: and it was just late one night and he sent

788
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 8: a text message asking me if I wanted to come

789
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 8: out and have a drink and kind of sprung it

790
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 8: on me in yeah. I didn't say no. And it

791
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,280
Speaker 8: went on for two years.

792
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 2: Wow.

793
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 3: So he shot with the text, which I find totally

794
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 3: wild here.

795
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: So was there was there like a sexual chemistry you

796
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 2: guys for him to feel like he could text.

797
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 4: You like that?

798
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 8: Oh a little bit. Yeah, it was kind of like

799
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 8: we did look at each other and certain ways and

800
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 8: we were kind of closed.

801
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: You.

802
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 8: You know, he taught me how to drive, so you know,

803
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 8: there were little those along the way. But yeah, that nineties.

804
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: Did you tell me, did you tell did you tell him?

805
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 6: El?

806
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: Did? Did you tell your best mate?

807
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 4: Like?

808
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 1: How early on did you tell her?

809
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 12: I didn't.

810
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 8: The only reason she ended up finding out one night

811
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 8: his wife at the time went through his splaining because

812
00:37:55,480 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 8: she suspected something and found text messages from him Jimmy. Yeah,

813
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 8: and I suppose everyone my best friend found out. I

814
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 8: moved out that day and never spoken to any.

815
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 1: Of them again. Oh god, Ellie, you are a genuine

816
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 1: home wrecker, That's what happened. But can't just ask you

817
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: so just just because I mean, this is where we all,

818
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 1: this is where you've been there, You've got the experience.

819
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: Now you've got the badge, Like was it was it

820
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: worth it?

821
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 4: Like?

822
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: Was it just totally wild?

823
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 5: Look?

824
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, he taught me things that I didn't know into

825
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:42,760
Speaker 8: a few different scenes. It was always just always spontaneous.

826
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 8: It was always had that fun part to it.

827
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: Sorry with other stories, but invested.

828
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 3: You said that he taught you how to drive.

829
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: When he was when he was teaching you other things

830
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 2: didn't have a similar teaching like methods.

831
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: Like we're there, what you no?

832
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 4: Look like?

833
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,439
Speaker 8: When he was teaching me how to drive, his step

834
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 8: order was in the cart yeah, you know, spitched the

835
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 8: hands around a couple of times.

836
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the question to us. That was the extra

837
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: on the extra. I don't think I was at the line.

838
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 1: The line, and then you wanted the you wanted the instruction,

839
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,800
Speaker 1: you wanted the driving instruction. Poo pants in spurious. I

840
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 1: got cautioned. We both got cautioned not to take it there.

841
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 3: I didn't see him. I didn't see a signal. There

842
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 3: was no signal on the field.

843
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: There was no signal on the field. Oh my god,

844
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: that was a wild story. Thank you so much for

845
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: everybody else that has caught about that. We've obviously pushed

846
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: that one way too far and we're in trouble. I

847
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: do think we did. Okay, that's good.

848
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, safe safe waters, safe waters from mine for mine?

849
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 3: Should we give run the traffic.

850
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: It's well and woody, and it's home and host Fridays

851
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 1: the end of the week wards you're celebrating and they

852
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: we're all home and hosed. And we do that by

853
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 1: hosing someone when they get home in the faces. That's

854
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: good kid, that's that's champagne. No streaming service picked up

855
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 1: this TV idea, but screw them. We'll go above we'll

856
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 1: go beyond.

857
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 3: They're crying into their crap shows. Now all those streaming

858
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 3: we love, all the streaming that was that was a

859
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 3: bad burn. But you get my point. You get my point.

860
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 3: This is a hot bit and that could have been

861
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 3: on their TV and it will be and.

862
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: It will be anything.

863
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 3: Last week they were very glad.

864
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: It was a bit simple for them. Mate was above them.

865
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: It's too clever. Anyway, Let's not go into home and host.

866
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: That is what today is. Obviously it's a Friday afternoon,

867
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 1: but also we're going to be hosing someone in the

868
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 1: face every Friday. Last week we got bo Ryan. We

869
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 1: didn't get him, which is disappointing his wife Kara. Everything

870
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: was set up, but we didn't quite get him.

871
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 3: We've learned from that though. We've learned from that. Got

872
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 3: to have a gun on the.

873
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: End of You need a nozzle quality nozzle cal nozz

874
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: as they say in the game. And right now we've

875
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: got our boss Tony. He's in the firing line. He

876
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: continues to elude us. We're not quite sure when he's

877
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 1: getting home.

878
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 3: We thought he'd be.

879
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: Home by ten minutes. We have five minutes. We've got

880
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: his wife on the ground, right now, I'm going to

881
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: cross over to her again. Now hand you told me

882
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: before that you're in the front yard. Are you sure

883
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: he is not going to expect that something's up?

884
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god? And can you keep me on the phone?

885
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, oh sugar, the turn.

886
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 5: Oh no, Ray, we're going to show.

887
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: Down your new plant in the remember say home and host.

888
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,479
Speaker 4: Ray wants to show you a new plant.

889
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 8: Ray wants to show you a new plants. Ray wants

890
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 8: to show you a new plants. Right, he wants to

891
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 8: show you a new plan.

892
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,399
Speaker 5: We got him.

893
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: Did you get him? Then? I think we got him

894
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: pretty good, well done.

895
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 3: What's his reaction?

896
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: Like?

897
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 3: What's he saying?

898
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 1: He is?

899
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 4: He's laughing.

900
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm in big trouble.

901
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 8: He said, Which one of ile on the phone?

902
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 3: Chuck him on? Chuck him on? Plays hand?

903
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 8: My three year old going to get him as well.

904
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 1: He got him better than yeah, Whammy and daddy.

905
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:46,919
Speaker 3: Can you throw him on the phone.

906
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: Hen, Yeah, we'll chuck him on the phone. Here we go.

907
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 12: Which one of you two I'm gonna hunt down? Yes,

908
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 12: I am so glad I'm leaving you guys.

909
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, talk to me, talk to me describe yourself.

910
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 4: I think I got weather with my three year old.

911
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 12: Afterwards, I am rench. I am literally a meeting fifteen minutes.

912
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 4: Met.

913
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,760
Speaker 3: You have a meeting in fifteen minutes.

914
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 6: Yes's not going to meet him fifteen minutes.

915
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: Yes, don't tell them that we hosed you in the face.

916
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 3: Well, we won't tell hand. But she was saying the

917
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 3: segment round the wrong way.

918
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: Yes, she was saying.

919
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 2: Yes, she was saying hosed and home, which just sounds

920
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 2: like you got home drunk.

921
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 3: It's actually it's home and hosed. But she need a

922
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 3: bloody good job.

923
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 4: Oh, bless her.

924
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I find it very funny that she said it

925
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 3: around the.

926
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 4: Wrong Yeah, well I actually I actually.

927
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 12: Do mean I will hunt you down.

928
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 3: Okay, perfect, perfect, I'll sleep with one. I ophon you're

929
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 3: a legend man, have a good meeting, Go and get

930
00:43:59,440 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 3: yourself dry.

931
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: Wow, pretty good. Everything we could have wanted. Where then

932
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: we could have wanted as well? Where everybody wants that

933
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: hosing their boss in the face absolutely forever. That's for

934
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 1: everyone out there who's ever wanted to do that.

935
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,760
Speaker 3: Do we need to change the name of the segment.

936
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 3: Though she kept saying hosed and home, she thought hosed

937
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 3: in home. Do we need Q cards maybe yeah, No

938
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 3: words wheybe.

939
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: She was a bit host when she did it, That's

940
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: why she d I think that's the vibe right of

941
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: Dutch courage.

942
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 3: Just get the rumor going the boss's wife likes a drink.